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This is quite heartfelt: to the garage that just passed my car for the MOT...

HA HA HA, you fucktards...

edit: actually, this looks ungrateful. I'm very happy, just questioning their professional competence...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

A mechanic's favourite tool

is a hammer!

And big power bars, a machanic isn't a REAL machanic until he owns atleast ONE snap-on tool and a power bar! FACT!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

A Scafhold pole

over an old rachet is a good power bar subsitute!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

All these words...

...so little understanding from me.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

that's because most of them are spelled

incorrectly

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Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

and they're spelt wrong too.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

the rev

was right

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

I take it all back.

arse.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

of course i was

FOR I AM A MARINE BIOLOGIST!

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Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:49, archived)

Well, that's conclusive then.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

and

they are never wrong

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

I'm also ugly!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

i know someone with a snap on tool

but she's not a mechanic...

unless that's what they're calling it these days

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

snap

or

strap

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

ah! yes

but maybe there's a market for snap-ons

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

They're expensive tools

with unquestioned life time garentees!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

ahhhh

I seem to have missed the point, yet again!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

Nice.

have a video of a mantal penguin

Clicky here

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

is he a

rock(ing) hopper?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

ritalin + penguin

= that vid

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:46, archived)

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

i don't know,

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Lets go and ride bikes.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:52, archived)

arf

i used to monitor the safety of a new version of ritalin, it was fun. honest

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:55, archived)

On yourself?

Or on nearby annoying children?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

Never

buy a car from a mechanic. FACT.

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Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

quick n dirty, but im late for a class.

invisible man putting his pants on.

(itchy_ring, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

he`d need to be careful

it looks like he`s about to fall into the abyss

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

if he's invisible, what's on the floor?

a big charcoal shit?

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

a rug.

(itchy_ring, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

Looks like his enormous beret

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

dirty pants

quick pants
pants is a great word

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

I didn't know

pants cast such a large shadow.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

depends how big

your pants are.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

...

and your proximity to the light source.

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

He'll be

carried away on a large pant shadow.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

he`ll be shot six

times by a rug on a nun....

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

ARF ARF ARF ARF

LOL LOL LOL
ogod breathe...

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Staticgirl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:41, archived)

sarky

moo! :-p

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

no really

it made me laff. I know I'm in really depraved company when you start cracking jokes like that.

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Staticgirl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:56, archived)

Ohh

the tom tom don't laminate.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

caught in the mist

of a dribbling fly
and he couldn`t find how to shoop shoop

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

maybe hes about to fall down a big hole...

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

what,

like an abyss? ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

Mine do

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

That's because

you ~~are~~ have a mighty tool.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

Ah yes

My Manningham-Brewster 1300Kw hammer action drill but I don't keep that in my pants?

Oh, you meant my penis...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

Reminds me of an invisible Buster Gonads from Viz :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

shirley you mean

Felix and his amazing underpants?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

I was thinking of the size of the shadow :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

aaah

of course

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

I bet many of you know these shapes too well.

(Fragger, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

Neptune

King of the sea

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

Alan Titmarsh?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

Alan Turing?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

Alan

Davies?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

i see.......

.....no picture

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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

methinks that would make a great tattoo or t-shirt

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Staticgirl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

funny enough

i saw that and thought of you in your horns on Friday.

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Lynxkitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

you two want to get a private room or something, and quit humping the laser?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

you just jealous

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Staticgirl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

oh ok then..

I fancied him first

handbags at dawn!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 15:01, archived)

The Yakuza scissors-paper-stone contest
had more predictable results than most.

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stup0t, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

surely if he;s made that many mistakes

they would have killed him by now.

but yay!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

that

is truly brilliant
but i though it was only the little finger they chopped off to signify gang membership

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

It's not gang membership, it's atonement for mistakes.

You start at the little finger, but work your way up.
Which means that anyone in Japan with missing or partially missing fingers is assumed to be Yakuza.
Interesting Dr Matsutoshi Shima (who invented most of the 4004 microprocessor* and whom I've had the honour of meeting) has exactly this problem (he was born with undeveloped fingers on both hands).

* - Intel always maintain that Ted Hoff did most of the work, but it's a very different story from Dr Shima's point of view - the original lithograhy plate for the 4004 has his family's seal on it (in a spare bit of space).

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

Ha!

But the start image is uncomfortably close to Goatse...

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

yes.

it is.

argh!

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stup0t, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

Haha

Nice one

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UncleLewy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

he he!

nicely timed.

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mrRush, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

yay, Edward didn't do much better

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

hurrah.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

woo!

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

Yay!

Have a dancing tiger:

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UncleLewy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

Yay for 8k

And nice post too.

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underneath the weeping willow, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

Raaaaaah!

You hardcore, you know score!

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matsimpsk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:50, archived)

Flaraffes?

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

i'll take twenty!

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

girringos!

woo!

yay!

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

theys

awfully prettys

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

are you sure

you're not a cunt?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

well,

i do have one but i am not consumed by one, so id say im not

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

CONSUMED

another good word.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

going to have to keep changing my name at this rate. it is indeed.

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

as is

BENEVOLENT

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

ooh

fantabulous. whenever camping up is required.

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

MOLYBDENUM

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

but

do you pronounce it mollibdinnum, or mollybdeenum?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:33, archived)

not sure.

chromiomiomium is good too

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

Botrioidal...

Is a personal fave of mine

(Small Blue Pebble, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:37, archived)

i'm rather keen on

fasciitis

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:43, archived)

righty ho then

moist flaps.

i once had a really shitty car, with a shittier stereo which had a mo/st (mono/stereo) button, but the oblique between mo and st was so vertical, that i was convinced it said moist for ages

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

hahaha

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:39, archived)

'bumcivilian'

Not a real word, but it should be.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

yes as in

roderington-smythe looked at Rodney across the quad in a most bumcivilian way.

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Staticgirl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

yay

they're ace

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

Remind you of anyone? Domokin?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

Dumpkin.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Rumplestiltskin

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

Bless you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

it's a good name

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

I nearly did that for real on friday

But I couldn't be arsed

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wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

Fair enough.

This took me about a minute to do, which was more time than it deserved anyway.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

i did a

real pumpkin, but got confused at the teeth, so i cut out the inverse for the mouth
d'oh!

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:45, archived)

Graffiti - sorry again.....

Uri Gellar is a bender - always one of my faves.

Another one was "Its Grim up North" which was painted on an overpass on the M1 and discussed in the House of Commons - it was an ad for the KLF!

(cowkicker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

i got as far as "uri geller is a bender"

and stopped, satisfied.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

'lyndsey brady needs a good hard cock up her cunt'

on the side of her step mums house. quality.

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

everybody loves

the cock

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

This

Goes in Thread, linked from frontpage.

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

i suggest you put that

here

www.b3ta.com/board/2259975

where it should be...

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new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

I think you meant to add this to

this thread
if you click that link, the whole page is about graffiti, and your post will make more sense :)

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pep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

sorry

by the way buy the razorlight album

(cowkicker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

On the basis of your recommendation,

I think I will.

fucknut

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

I found their website

& they have a message board.
Anyone up for a round of abusive spam?

razorlight.proboards14.com/

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

shall we give them lots

of kittens?

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:42, archived)

Hello,

do you know the name of the board member who won my painting?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

arse.

sounds like i missed a good party.

bugger. bugger. bugger.

i so wanted YOUR PAINTING Bovine!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

genuine bovine artwork

worth millions

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

hello -

nope, I'm afriad i don't, she was very vey pleased with it though.

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pep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

hi pep

are you one of the admin persons?

I’ve just noticed all the lovely photos I took at the bash for yougotspotted are being linked to by b3ta from the blog.. YAY!...

The link is pointing at “u-muppet.com” which I have nothing to do with.. They didn’t ask me if they could nick my pics…

I don’t wanna sound like a twunt.. but the whole point of spotted is that people look at our site and add their names to the pictures etc…

:(

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

You may be

better off emailing them.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

am i being a tunt by feeling a bit gutted by this?

i dont wanna be a twunt..

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

that`s yer fella

90nz0 runs that site

or however his 1337ness spellZ it

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

doubt

he was being a cnut.
Approach him about it I guess.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:48, archived)

9onz0 is cool

i met him at the bash...

blleerrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:51, archived)

She was,

she came bounding up to me...I just wish I knew who she was.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

when I lived in Waterford,

a load of Romanians came over (mostly kids) and someone had sprayed on a wall:

"Romeans go home"

well, it made me chuckle

edit: and copied to correct thread .. oops :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)

absentmindedness

causes tooth decay.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

nah didn`t

know there was a thread... this is my first day wasting on the board during work hours for about a year!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:32, archived)

Aye!

you'd be best off adding it to that thread.

as it's probably linked to from the front page by now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

kate sphagnum moss

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new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

Oooh, I like that!

Have you heard her doing Some Velvet Morning with the Primals? Tops.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

it's ok- and I am always happy to watch la Moss.

but not a patch on Lee and Nancy's version

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bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

i think her genitals have dissapeared

she might like to be informed.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

she's too thin.

i feel ill whenever i see her.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

you're living proof

that being underweight can be solved easily:

CAKE

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

hehe, yep.

unhealthy 10 stones
to gut stretching 12 and a half stones
in under a year.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

beer and cake

a dream come true.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:21, archived)

I still would

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

you'd have to be careful she didn't absorb too much water

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new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

and swells up

like a big sticksponge

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

Actually,

that sounds ideal.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:44, archived)

eye

wood too

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

News just in...

-Spain Closes Border with Gibraltar

Brain Hurts....

(Nervie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

that shouldn't have made me laugh

but yes, simple is the best.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

eh, it was funnier in my head.

but most things are really...

(Nervie, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

like brain aneurysms?

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

lack of oxygen is funny too

at least, it makes you funny.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

hee hee

what is that thing over the sign?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

terry gilliam

in spanish inquisition guise

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

bloody hell

of course it is.
how stupid of me

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

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new_matt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

one way, as well

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:15, archived)

its a one way to tipperay

dont have the same ring to it
catch tho

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

it doesn't

but you wouldn't be able to come back and complain.

one way, see.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:29, archived)

struck me

as rather odd that there were a large number of Gibraltarians unable to get back across the border from Spain. I though the idea was to stop the virus getting into Spain.

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lord bofingham, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:18, archived)

yes

the idea is not to kill as many gibraltans as possible though.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

am i too late for halloween

why does this remind me of darlene from roseanne?

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

cos she's

ugly?

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

and eats her own eyes

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MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

because you're a cunt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

retard.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

thanks!

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

Don't worry

he's on his womans period.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

Bastard Gay!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

blimey

steady on

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

you're views on this debate

aren't very convincing

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

you'll have to excuse me,

i'm on the blob.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

i think she's got an eye in her mouth.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

you know, normally i don't agree with people,

but you may be right.

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

i'm always right.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:25, archived)

noted.

i'll take care to agree with you from this point onward.

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:28, archived)

I actualy thought

it was SirSangGoblin at first glace!...sorry Sir!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

just call him a cunt

he likes it really

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

CUNT

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)

see?

it works.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

actually

hes a FUCKING MUFF ENCRUSTED TIDGY WILLY CUNT

ooh, im always such a nice person...

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

he's a

Shit staind, piss flap. Crack infested, flea bag!...

He's also Disabled, Homosexual, Black and has AIDS, but seriously...don't tell him!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

flap

is the best word in the english dictionary

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

flipflaps

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:20, archived)

sorry

but i feel i should remind you of a superior word, moist

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:22, archived)

hmm

that is also a very very good word. moist flaps though.

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*lou, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

so many good words

and not enough book to put them in

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

flaaaaaaaaaaaaange

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

strangely,

that is also close to the top of my list usually associated with the word bracket.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:27, archived)

my missus

once attended a lecture, and the speaker was banging on about stupid degree courses, and he said that there are now courses in flange design, emphasising the flange. she couldn't stop giggling and guffawing for over half an hour

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:31, archived)

My mate

went out with a girl with a nickname of Flange. Never did work out why. Koit, if you are there, any ideas?

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:34, archived)

i used

to i know a girl called melons.
not sure why, 'cos i knew at leaset 2 girls with bigger boobs than her, at the time (and married one of them)

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:40, archived)

a girl had school

had 42H jugs, and had to have them reduced to save her backache. Her long time boyfriend dumped her the day she left hospital.
It wasn't for her personality.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:47, archived)

but not to him.

never to him.
no.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

i also like

to produce milk.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

He's a disabled homosexual

black man with AIDS!...

But he won't know that until the results are posted.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

i can't

really argue with that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)

cunt!

...hmm, strangley satisfying.

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

some b3ta football pics

members.lycos.co.uk/zippitgallery/b3tafootball/

I've got some videos too and several hundred mb of other stuff from the weekend so it'll take a while to sort through :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

create a satellite TV channel

and broadcast it all.

b3ta tv... how much would it cost...

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

front page pics get a larger audience

than some satellite tv channels

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:13, archived)

you speak the truth

bt it'd be a possibility...

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

the question should be how much

would we cost ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:16, archived)

toenail clippings

and some beer

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:24, archived)

I'm working on the flash souvenir as we speak,

could you mail me the URL to your pics when you get through mucking them about?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

that looked a bit too active for me

I am suprised that there was time for breakdancing

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bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

That would make an excellent

spot the ball competition pic

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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

It doesn't seem to display

the pictures for me:(

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:19, archived)

bloody lawyers

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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

thats great!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

i know that mirror!

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

woobedooo!

v nice.

(

baby wet ones, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

Meatloaf's

finest moment.

(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

Yes!

I've often thought that whilst shaving.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

Maximum Arf-age

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

is that before or after the stoneage?

(

MONO!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

somewhere between the bronze age

and the age of pilfering

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

194...183....erm...

before't Vikings!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

minus infinity years ago.

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:11, archived)

Sometime between

Jesus and the Wheel.

But we won't know until Wednesday!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

wednesday forth?

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:26, archived)

Just after breakfast

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

breakfast is the sausageage

or the porridgage

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

hahahahaha

top loonage

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

genius!!

mayb that warning should have been included on the bash photos..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

ha.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

chronologically incorrect anim

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

my arms are flailing wildly.

woo.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

i wasn't that bad at the bash.

was i?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

yup

you SPEWED.
heheheahe.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

no i didn't.

but i did use the ladies toilet.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

i think M and F

actually stood for "minging" and "flushable"

as that's what they were.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

quite probably.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

ha ha

it took a while to get it

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bleepbloop, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

went to hull on tuesday

still smells awful

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

rate hull:

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

Is it

worse than Croydon?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

oh ho ho

much worse. the only street lights in hull are upturned vauxhall novas

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:08, archived)

dunno.

maybe. croydon sounds peculiar.
though king's cross was a bit hairy

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:09, archived)

yeah

hull really is bad. i was born there but escaped with my family in 1987, just before it got really bad

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:10, archived)

everywhere is getting worse

i blame overpopulation.
decimation needs to be reintroduced.

first, plymouth.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

I hate that town

it's my 2nd least favourite after Barnsley in my list of nasty British towns

(

Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:17, archived)

AOL stupidities 1

edit, the look in his eye. He is going to eat that woman when she passes!

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tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

Moob assault!

Get down!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

hyuck hyuck

hey ma! come look at these here walrusses

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

Thank god I don't talk like that.

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tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

sure?

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

Is that

bovine?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

could be

could be

(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

who?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

Who are you again?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

i can't...

sorry, where am i?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

bovine.

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

who?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)

where?

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

how?

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

why does it smell?

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:07, archived)

referring to yourself in the third person

means we get to kill you for being cer-azzy.

sorry.

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

its Rik Waller

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

it's my lunchtims.

therefore, i am not happy with that image.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

it's a damn funny home city too

tecumseh? ok!

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baby wet ones, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

Friendly monkey

looking for loving home.

(byebye, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Tell it that it has something hanging off it's

chest and I hate him. Woo to pic!

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tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

woo

(yakmonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

friendly monkey

seeks warm ~~blood~~ loving companionship

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:04, archived)

They weren't like this when I were a lad

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Trust me, it's more hassle than it's worth

And, NSFW a little?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

surely

not

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

Don't be

ridiculous.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

blow up dolls are never NSFW

As you can use them as a life saver in the event of a sudden flood.

PS I think you ment to say : "Draw that yourself"

(BadgerPirate, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

There are so many things

wrong in that picture its scary.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

Yeah, if it were a blow-up doll

why would there be 2 wine glasses?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

He's deluding himself

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

Yeah

that tie will never go with those trousers.

No wonder he can't get a real woman

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Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

I was trying to

work out what that lump was sticking out the bed...it's not his knob, it's not her leg, what is it?
I bet it's a Smurf.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

New of the World photographer.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

A smurf with

a bonk'on

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:55, archived)

Bound to be,

everyone knows unexplainable lumps sticking up in beds are Smurfs.
Don't they?
Those little blue fiends.

(

Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

mushrooms

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

I'm having trouble dealing with

the fact that her nipple seems to be about 3 inches long.

(

MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

And where do they shop

Giant Pillows R Us?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Well, it looks like it's only

a single bed and one for midgets at that.
I think that lump in the bed is meant to be her knee, but clearly his legs can only be about 6 inches long.

(

MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

and

clutching onto his arm

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

that's

fantastic!

(

corington, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

Erm, not sure what to say to that.

does the signature say 'jizz'?

(

MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)

For the sake of not having to explain,

yes.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

yay!

(

MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

how bizarre!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

Hahaha

soupa

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

what the bleeding fuck is that

it's hillarious, whatever.

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

dude!

is that for hummus 2? it rocks muchly!

(

baby wet ones, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:01, archived)

I did it

ages ago.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

i think it should go on in

and morrre, morrre nipple

(

baby wet ones, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)

Yay!

pics of my pumpkins

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

Cool

Yay
Tim Burton.

(

Samsonite, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Is that

Bob the Divine Drilling Equipment Salesman?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

it is the king

of rock and roll.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

P Diddy?

(

alistair, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

Joe Brown,

The Bruvvers were carved out of carrots.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Splendid.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

Kewl!

(

pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

wow!

They're a bit proper good!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

very nice

have a gold star.

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

Woo!

Is that real?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

it is indeed

carved by my own fair hand.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

They're fab!

*doffs hat*

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

very nice

have a gold star.

COMPO ENTRY?

(

Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

how very lovely!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

'ray

those are ace

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

urm...

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

you're fucking nuts.

sorry.

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

according to the calcium test,

i'm beans.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

.........

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

german warthog thing?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

Its the concurrence fairy

It appears whenever agreement occurs

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Class.

So, have you been licking frogs?

Oh yes, and congratulations to Mother Inferior and Dog.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

Yes indeedy!

Woo Yay for you and for love!

(

pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Thankyou :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Can I just say

'Congratulations' again?...

Just so you have to reply saying thank you?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

No.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

are you going to base the bridesmaids' dresses on sirsandgoblin's design, then?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

Fine then.

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)

That's no dress!

It's more of a muumuu

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

hahahahahaha!

you loon!
woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

honk honk.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

parp!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

awooooooga.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

tattletalle

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:30, archived)

that's very odd.

but also rather good. so i shall say woo.

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mrRush, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)

I love you!

I love you FAR more than this pot noodle I'm eating!...it's discusting, but it's the nearest thing to food in the house!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

I'd imagine

that the wallpaper is nearer to food than a pot noodle.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

It's suposed to be spicy curry

but it just tastes like luke warm water and noodles...

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Like it

Like it a lot

is this part of a series?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

Going by your user number

I'm guess you missed the GUY series too!...unless the odd one still gets rattled out from time to time?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

there are a ffair few.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

Aaaarrrgghhh! Widescreen brainsplit!

/goes mad

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

it's a new form

of binary.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

widescreen?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Go and stand in the corner.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

Ello Sunshine :)

how do?

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

i do great thanks,

best of luck for the wedding!

hooooooorah!

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

Fank yoo :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

oh yeh,

in case i haven't said it before,
good luck and congratulations and all that jazz weddingwards.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

thank you :)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

free jazz weddings!

make millions!

(

_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 14:02, archived)

Crazy person!

(

pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

Tee hee hee

that's ace!

(

Ijon Tichy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Mentalist.

Mentymentymentaller.

(

Toma_o, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

hoorah!

and yay for the wedding

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

yay

that's really fucking brilliant. just how i'd imagined it.

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

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