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There is no excuse for this old Pun.......

But i did it anyway!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Yummy!

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

The bad taste! The bad taste! The bad taste! The bad taste! The bad taste! The bad taste!The bad taste! The bad taste! The bad taste!
Woo. Yay. Houpla!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

Thom Yorke

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Very good!

And I'm listening to 'Pearly' as I type this.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

one of the ghosts in pacman

with a gammy eye.

Oh - or Thom Yorke.

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rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

yay pacman

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

If they linked in the middle

you would have a perfect Leonid Brehznev

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

inverted colour gabriel

without her eye patch

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

Peter Beardsley (In the Dark)

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

That's wrong

you made him faaaar too good looking

(Plum Pidgeon, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

Look, Sir Tiggywinkle,

I know you can't afford a proper mace, but that's no excuse

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

aaaaaaaw

can't afford a proper mace, poor guy!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Yay & TJ:

Oh dear:

www.jism.gov.jo/

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Heh

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UncleLewy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

Yay! Sign me up for the JISM newsletter.

Or, actually, don't.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

that is v. funny

though slightly disgruntled by the lack of expected pron

(Lord of the Beans, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

Oh well....

...here's some consolation:

www.adultlust.dk

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sick_boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Is this

what the Danes have been doing all these years? No wonder they didn't sign the Maastricht Treaty.

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

Yes

Because it's so hard to find porn on the internet

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wayward., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

I've been working on my

Jism vision and mission for a while now.

It chafes after a while.

(Bob Hopelessness, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

that

is brilliant (but took surprisingly long to download)

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Dubbya

one shape, the most powerful person in the world...

(MauMau, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

is it a triangle?

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

it's a

bush. ha ha ha.
w/y/h

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

George W. Cunt ?

is this it you commie ?

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

i had a friend with a face shaped like a triangle.

we used to call him sharky.

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

Catwoman

following my fp from last night :)

('Andeh', Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

row row your boat

gently down the stream?

('Andeh', Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

it's difficult

to roll your Rs on a keyboard, okay?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

have

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Would being attracted

be considered wrong?

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

not

if you're down on the farm. oh, you are, well go right ahead and get the horn then

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

Hoo

Ray!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

pearoast!

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weirdbeard, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

I like her top

/girly

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)

Oh, Repost opportunity!!!

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eh dad, wheres the stella? Parp + Honk = Wibble!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

safe for work version

that's not usaf logo.

done before ?

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

no,

completely original

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

sarccy

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

sorry, feeling like a wide-o today.

..best goatse shape i've seen so far.

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

very

good indeed
woo
[edit] surely inside the circle should be red

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

red inside ?

NO !
or i'll have to wank again.
let it be a non-exciting picture, you pervert !

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

What a lovely redex.

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tolin its me, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

ooh

it's a kitten with no ears.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

yes

That must be what it is

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

how delightfully

innocent you are.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:34, archived)

person who posted this

read this, only one bit (about the file type applies

www.b3ta.com/board/2250989

but it makes your posts l;ook nicer and be smaller :)

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lemony, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

thanks i know that.

but it's not even 4Ko, so who cares if it would have been 1ko in gif ??

Damn integrist !

(my badger is cuter thany your mom, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

well done to everyone that turned up, despite the exertions of the night before ;)

B3ta football match 2003

Click for pics

woo clicky! for the video (12.5mb mov)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

bahh

stupid game if you ask me. Which you didn't.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

but I agree nonetheless.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

why didn't you go to the bash, hmm?

*I* was there.

*stares at dr. phil*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

Believe me,

I was going through Tomsk's photos and howled like a small child when I saw that I had missed you.

ONE FUCKING BASH in the past two years. ONE BASH that I don't attend, and it's the one you turn up to. I should be cross with YOU, frankly.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

*glares*

And you missed the chance to redesign my flat.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

its no good

its like glaring at a kitten, you just cant.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

Woo!

My legs still hurt.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

have you been to the

hospital yet?

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Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

No,

but the swelling's gone down, and I think it's going to be ok. The cracking sound must have just been the joint popping.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

so do mine

I have thighs of granite

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

That's coz none of you stretched after

the match - it was just straight out with the ciggies and down the pub.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

Oh, tell us now

why don't you!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:23, archived)

What am I - your mother?

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

what, they waited until

after the match for beer and ciggies? Blimey!

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:39, archived)

Well, actually, there was rather a lot of running

off the pitch for a quick ciggie before going back on. Made for an interesting game with an ever-fluid number of players.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:44, archived)

yay

that's ace.
jossey's giants wasa written by darts commentator sid wardell. 100% pointless fact

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

A good

one though.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

Are those two

breakdancing?

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

you know you've got to breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

(oh, wow....)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

I've got a pic for you too to e-mail

Now i've done that I can get around to the bash pics :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Yeah, thanks again for those who turned up

and/or donated

There's a large team photo here.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

Marvelous.

New wallpaper.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

have kitten heads been shopped onto it yet?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

you know how

i couldn't play so was gonna cough up at the bash, well I couldn't get to the bash in the end, so do you want me to paypal you, or is there an alternative payment method you'd prefer?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

If you want to donate, paypal 4rthur

I've already received enough to cover the pitch fee.

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

righty-ho

will do, me old fruit

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:20, archived)

The Dr Nick back heel

made me spray tea all over my keyboard.

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Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

it made me

snigger too (sorry Dr Nick)

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:40, archived)

In my defence, I had been out partying all night : )

cnut.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 8:08, archived)

hehehe looks like they're doing Riverdance

Damn I missed that bit. Must have been before I turned up.

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MizEmma, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:18, archived)

well done all of you

the footy was what I really wanted to take part in. Damned Atlantic!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)

I present

The entire cast of "Titanic", waving at you from the deck of a replica Titanic.

that is very far away

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Splendid!

Better than the original.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

I like

I like very very much. Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

Can't be real

No iceberg ;o)

Woo yay Houpla!

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

i'm bored...

so i made a pixel version of "the scream"

For my lovely pixellised comic.. go here

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

classy.

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

that's

a great way to kill boredom.
woo

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

I [heart]

pixelpuss #3

(LaFamilleCatt, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

yeah.. lots of people seem to like that one...

perves.. ;-)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

Ooh I like that

hooray for the scream.

(Squid Bunty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

really

cool

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

In Bad Taste

Still, no apologies.

(b3rl1n, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

It's

Funny 'cos it's true

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

supermoore's saturday morning tshirt

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

is it a bird?

is it a plane?
it's a wheel chair!

w/y/h

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edovan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

woo

that's brilliant

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Superman in a house fire

yes it is old

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

eeep

Sorry for deleting post, really should check some of the old pics

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING

Too much exercise may cause blindness

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

I've just noticed that my collection of B3TA pics is on the front page, but the FP has linked straight to the You Got Spotted section.

I've sent an email to the guy at YGS appologizing and asking him what he wants me to do. And asked Rob if he could change the link.

But this is just me appologizing to everyone who's pissed off at it

Sorry Obz, I just realised what you were going on about

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

no worries

was just a bit gutted when i saw it..

No harm done.

Having a shitty day at work anyways so sorry for being a moaning bastard.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

Cool, phew.

Are you from YGS?

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

yeah

it was me and my mate Tims drunken idea in a pub about 8months ago :)

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)

It really is good, im really impressed with it.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)

its taken a while to pick up..

Looks like rob removed the link..

Sorry dont think either of us wanted that!

:( aurgh what a day.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)

Yeh', it sounds like a pritty big opperation to get off the ground,

esspech with those cards'n'stuff. But I have a friend down from Man Uni who recoginized the site.

Would you mind if I use those pics in the mini-site, if I do all the approprate linkage type stuff?

I just looked at my hits and it said 1000, I normaly get around 300.

It is just a temp holding place untill over the next few days when I get my own photos and make a mini-site.

I wonder what the bandwidth bill will be, lol.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:31, archived)

i PM'd you on YGS

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)

is it just me

or is that image very blurry?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

you

need to cut down on the wanking

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)

too late?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

hahahahaha

if that doesn't make the cover, there is no justice :)

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

cheers

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

am i the only one who keeps wanting to click fuck-off?

(pasta, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

Hehehe

Funny this is, I bet the majority of readers are cunts, and would click "Buy"
Woo to you!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

John Major in 9 shapes

A blast from the political past.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

not bad

can you do maggie?

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rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

the question is, would he want to?

she is getting on in years.

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

slim ankles tho

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rob, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

and an iron fist

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Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

*quivers*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:08, archived)

I'll give it a go!

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

thats very nice

(Squid Bunty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

Excellent!

And it's just occured to me that this sort of fits.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

That's youfirst FP

is it not?

Goo done!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:21, archived)

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edovan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

you

loon

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Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Huzzah

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Now that

is clarse sah

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

you spell it this way> avoiding

sorry to be pedantic
w/y/h that is nice though.

(Squid Bunty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

oops

i'll fix that
edit: there....

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edovan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

does it tell you to

put the cap back on when you're finished, and slam your fist against the tube to launch it?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

There are better musicians than the white stripes, people....

(benchbri, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

Stylish.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

what is the domain you don't know what to

do with?

Edit: Oh wait, i just read down there. That was a stupid thing to buy.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2261582

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

haha

why did u buy that?

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

Good question.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

I would use it

for posting pics of all my female friends & relatives

Is that wrong?

(Plum Pidgeon, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)

i feel partly responsible

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Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

TOOOOOOL!!

Ah, I feel liberated.

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:19, archived)

what?

is the point of that?

(Squid Bunty, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

Yeah,

Mad Caddies for a start

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Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

and S Club 8 (Juniors)

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

Who

The Fuck are the white stripes?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

they're boring

they were ok when i first heard them, but every song is the same

edit: this doesnt really answer your question...

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

"they were ok when i first heard them"

incisive.
Saw Janes Addiction on Friday. Now THAT is a rock and roll band. Youngsters these days... I don't know...

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christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

bleurgh, janes adiction

im off to see MUSE in november, woo

(DeviousMiscreant, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)

Muse

I liked them "when I first heard them"

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christhebarker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

Yay!

I thought I was the only one who spent the weekend thinking that occasionally.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

you only recognise brown stripes?

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

white stripes

just another shite gitar band innit?

(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

you like donkeys?

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

by the look of your name, you prefer...

trance?

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

what is this trance

you speak of?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)

they are some hideously hip indie band

their albums are good for a couple of listens each before the tedium sets in

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

yes.

and?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

Yes.

I think th Superfurry Animals are pretty good, but being American, you wouldn't know what the fuck I'm talking about, and you are therefore missing out.

Twunt.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

I like the detroit cobras -

they're american, but he probably still wouldn't know what the fuck is being talked about.

americans. i love 'em (little bit of brown sauce, they come up a treat)

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

you have donkeys in the states?

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)

aren't the superfury animates

Welsh? - So being american yup we don't have a fucking clue what you are on about

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

he's a dumb-ass american

'nuff said.

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null and void, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

You say Twunt

in the States ?

Hurrah

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

No-one got...

... the Smashing Pumpkins reference, then? Not hard to admit they would knock the White Stripes into cocked hat if they were still around.
of course they were pretentious - SFW?

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bnt what, me worry?, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)

Who the Fuck

are the smashing pumpkins?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)

Smashing Pumpkins

Dunno, sounds a bit 80's to me.

(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)

I once

Kicked a turnip to bits.

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)

I once fucked

a carrot..er no umm hang on..

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

don't you mean

smoked a carrot?

(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)

trumped

I once had a drink with a Swede.

(p0zitr0n - phunarmically charged particle, detected at, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

I think it was obvious enough

To not even be mentioned. Or it was to me anyway.

Billy Corgan. Cunt.

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useful_idiot, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:24, archived)

Done Before?

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

West and Shipman

sounds like a sandwich paste - woo to you !

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Darryn.R, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

all the pics in this challenge are good,

it's just the challenge that's shite

w/y/h

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Makin' shapes!

Yeah, it's really hard keeping to common 'shapes' without makin' up your own.

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

eh?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

i don't like this challenge,

but that's just me. What's all this domain name thingy about?

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

I registered www.icanseeyourfaceinmyhelmet.com

and am unsure as to what I'm going to do with it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

add a little thing saying

"Website under Construction"
as that really adds an element of class

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

Yeah,

it would be even better if the text was on a road sign or something.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

cripes

are you a web design guru?

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Pootle, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)

maybe that's what you registered it for,

a forum for people who are unsure

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

wot?

wot?

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

that,

mr donaldson, is a pair of fantastically woo pics.
yay

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

does this work?

groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PQDPAh4ScSdDW2Hbys18Nia0UM6aX5gAm1WZCaXH0uWz3T0pi31rSYtFnms3EOEcKgjp*HDENAKCicQULmewO8tU26IjBkSD/fat.jpg?dc=4675427053210405606

MODEDIT: No porn. Keep it safe for the office. (oh - and only post your own work. Cheers.)

(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

link it

that's NSFW you arse

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

no no no no

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

there's no limits

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

techno

techno techno techno

/ray

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Mr Peet, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

No No Lyrics

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

Aving

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

i think i may have

just shat through my eyes.

I think i've pulled the one on the left though.

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shindig, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

*catches breath*

NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW! NSFW!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

Sadly yes

but it's very annoying, not yours, not safe for work and frankly pointless

(

Darryn.R, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

NSFW

not safe for anywhere actually!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

ARGH

NSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFANSFFA

(subliminal_knickers, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

jeezuz fucking christ!

thats NSFA!!!

edit: thank you, mr/mrs mod

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

National Stolen Foto Archive?

Im sure theres a link to that in the blog

/rant

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

National Stolen Foto Archive?

;)

edit: do you actually own any other t-shirts?

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

NSFA

/double rant

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

please make it a link

that is not safe for work.

(Jim Pooley, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

i am very

sorry

(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

fuckwit

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

would you believe

me if i said i posted the wrong picture?

(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Possibly.

I'd still wonder what the fuck that was doing on your server/hard drive/clipboard?

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

was sent by a good

friend

(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

a friend?

maybe he's trying to tell you something?

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

Advice:

Get new friends.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

as i sent it him

i resent that.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

why would you even have that pic on your hard-drive?

threadjack with the real pic!

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Muns, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

well

why not edit it now and post the correct one?

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

Suppose

you think that's funny do you... well let me tell you ..blah blah etc now go and stand in the corner and put this conical shaped hat on.

cunt

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Do im

He called your ma a whore

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

oops

seems I dont get it yet.

give
me
time
and
forgiveness
good
people

(funk hole, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

Only

Jossing :-)

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Mother

Of
God
What
A
Cunt

(seamonkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Dan

when i sent you that message, i expected it to be used responsibly. And only for personal use.

*thwack thwack*
and dont bother posting the midget porn one either.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

if you edit it now to a picture of a fluffy kitte, then all the posts below

will be comically out of kilter with the picture, and we'll all larf

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

Yes it works.

But it's fuckin' awful.

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

do you get off on that kind of stuff Dan?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

Arfternoon.

Another work day almost over. Oh well, no more b3ta for today... : )

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

AAARGH

don't creep up on me like that

(1, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

you're after b3ta-related poetry?

does that mean i can plug my big fuck-off site of it?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

yeah sure

just looking for poems about b3ta or specific b3ta posts etc.

(1, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

oh.

in that case it's not really what you're after so i'll resist the spamming urge.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

don't

accept anything from sunshine elephant.
his poems are as awful as his paintmashing is brilliant

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atomboy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

HAHA!

any words from the papers?

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

...

Nope! Progress report though... bought "The Writers' & Artists' Yearbook 2004" today. It's got listings of magazines / newspapers / agencies / card company etc... And advice on what to do, so I'm starting to mail shot them all!

I'll keep you updated on the rejection count!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

good luck!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

I think

I might do that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

£14

in Waterstones mate,

ISBN # 0-7136-6659-5

got all sorts in there, covering freelance writing to cartooning to illustration to publishing....

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

ateeheehee

aft'noon

the standard question: has it happened yet?

edit: see what i mean...

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_null_, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

hahahaha

woo

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

super

duper

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 3 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

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