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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

ooooooooohhhhhhhh

she's a hottie

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Ha!

Marvelous.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Talented fellow.

question is, which am I talking about... the blob or the fly?

I don't know either...

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Ooooo

even prettierererer

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Lurvely stuff

Board's moving quickly, can't keep up. Some superb posts this morning

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Oooo Even Better

nice shading

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

That's tremendous

really good

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Luckily i had all of my drawings scanned ^.^

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tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

That made me chuckle.

*ponders. Chuckle should mean a sort of feeble attempt to throw up. But it doesn't. Strange.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

nope

she definatley looks fat in them....

is it a she??

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/2356145

admittedly with some incomprehensible words added

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

You sir

are a liar and have been caught out, AGAIN.
So please, stop it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Fucking comic maker - -''

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tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Sorry,

who are you blaming?
You said you did those drawings and you didn't.
If you said, "I nabbed these drawing from so and so and made this cartoon" then fair enough.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

he is a cranberry.

in the strongest sense of the word.

i am disgusted by his actions.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

you tried to deceive me sir.

i demand satifaction, i shall meet you in the dueling ground at dawn.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

you're a serial cranberry

thanks.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

CHEESEMAN IS A KNOBCHEESE MAN.

We all get inspiration from somewhere, but to tell fibs about it is very naughty.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

He has brought shame to Cheesedom

(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)

Now the little sparrow

is from flying starts by arkas.

do something yourself.

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sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Again..

get lost

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

Nope

http://www.b3ta.com/board/2356145

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

That's insane

Like it though :)

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Whillow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

sorry

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sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

shouldn't that be

the one-fingered applicator glove? : )

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

Erm,

fisting, methinks?

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

fisting, fisting, fisting,

the night away!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

Michael Barrymore meets Dire Straits

"Fisting Round the Pool"

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

or meets chubby checker

COME ONNNNN LETS FIST AGAIN! Like we did last summer!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

so thats what your calling it these days

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Ha, ha, ha to infinity and beyond!

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaha.....etc

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

If anybody else posted that, it would be wrong

Your user name makes it even wronger.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

How apt

with a name like yours :p

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

ARGH!

You made me think of my high-school english class... for this you must die.

you know, "Of Mice And Men"?

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

glove full of vaseline

not quite the same. Good play though.

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sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

I'll hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

Ello ello what's all this fucking filtering cocking business? cranberry.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

Let's go

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

yes yes yes

take the Mercedes, please take the Mercedes and while you're at it why not take a trip to Paris too.

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

first big laugh of the day

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lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

Can you imagine the

trouble it would cause in this country if Dubya was offed during this trip?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

I'll bring the tea

if you can arrange the party : )

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

I have

been thinking that all along..

My worry is if they do off him, what loony right wing twunt will fill his boots?

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

I don't think

that offing the Prez would generate much Republican sympathy anyhoo

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

yeah, think about it...

all of the parties around the world! Most Americans would never be able to stop thanking us! :-)

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Henny, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

It is the anniversary of JFK's assasination................................

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

Oh it is

22nd Nov it will be 40 years ago !

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

The short and violent life of the sporey.

It's 3 AM for me, but watermelon the hummus.
[edit] more like 4, actually...

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

nuts.

but woo.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

hatstand!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

/me: after much deliberation, decides that was a compliment...

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

and thats how you should take it

TAKE IT HARD!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)

nice

didn't kallus have a spore fetish? do they still post?

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

The second comming of the Lord

Jesus is to visit the earth soon. He is our lord and makers messenger and i am spreading the word using the internet - god has taught me computers to help with this. I am the messenger for all peace. We will all unite under one lord, jewbos, muslims, black magic simpletons will bow to the christian power. the lord christ will be brought to us in the person of a great politician (he will not be black or a woman, having known this we must look for an emerging world statesman identified by cuts in his hands, feet and chest. . . . We must greet him with bowed heads and hidden cocks. the world is free with the savior. he will cast s#@& to the fire, hippes will drown in their drug induced vomit and piss .
You may mock me but I am the light which will lead to the second comming of the Lord on this Earth. The Lord is great and good and we must behold him and bow down hiding our penis from his eyes. Come together and worship - rid the world of the evils we have created, scurge the rats from our lives and live in awe and honour. BEHOLD THE COMMING OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY IS NEAR

mod edit: they're more image challenges, than texty rant type thing, so I've taken it out for you. hope that helps :)

(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

Why's he got it in for hippies?

Oh, actually, yeah, I see it now.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Just wanted to get this in near the top of the pile

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha

good call!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)

Amen

I however think this has a more down to earth explanation.
That buttmunch baaa has a 'let's piss off b3ta' page and I suspect that this is one such arsehole. I suggest if there was ever a cause for banning a user/site permanently, this is it.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

GET OFF JESUS!

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

i accuse you of "sexing up" jesus

do you plead guilty?

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

it's the long flowing gown and hair

it just does it for him...

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

you sexed him up the bum?

eurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

I preach here too. They are converting from sin.

www.brightonlife.com/forums/index.php

(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

again i say:

up yer arse!!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

No, you're not preaching.

You're posting inflamatory nonsense.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

you're a bloody idiot

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Are you

worried about your own sexuality?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

If God is so clever

would he send a looney to be his messenger? I think not. I denounce you as a false prophet.

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

if god's so clever,

how come he's dead?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

Come to think of it

if he was that clever you'd think he would have left just a little bit of evidence lying around.

what's that? Peyote? ah, I see.

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

you're fucking

retarded.

morning everyone!

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

morning Mr of Gibbon

How's you?

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

morning!

i've got a very fake illness, and am very much enjoying my free day off, thank you very much. i may stretch it out for the rest of the week - just to make it look realistic, y'know. how's pootle?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)

I've got a sore throat, and am regretting not taking the day off

but that apart I'm not too bad.
I agree that sickies are made more authentic by doing 3 days, I haven't had a nice 3 day illness in ages.
*Cough* *sniffle*

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

it's always better

when 3 day illnesses don't involve being ill in any way.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

alwight!

how goes?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

morning!

marvellous, ta vey much. this afternoon, i am going to photoshop a kitten.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

thats good to hear : )

on all counts

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)

just to be

original, like. then i may do something hilarious to george w bush. he might be standing next to a kitten, or something.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)

really?

I tend to do all my converting from FAT32 to NTFS and Word Perfect To Word XP etc

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)

ô.o

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tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

hehehe

you said coming (but you spelt it wrong)

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

shit

I've left the iron on.

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mozza, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

all the better

to brand the loony with

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

too many words

stop this nonsense

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Consider yourself mocked

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

bumlove is the only way to heaven

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

or hell

if you watch South PArk and, like me, thought the bedroom scenes with Saddam and the Devil were kind-a-cute...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

112 days

And that's the best you could do, c'mon man put some effort into it. Even as spam that's weak

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

he's done it a couple of times before

as well

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

I remember

it's identical too, complete with spelling mistakes

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

also

i don't get why he put a # in s@&. it just doesn't make any sense at all.
i wonder if this will drop b3ta's evil rating

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

The trouble is...

...it's the same biggoted shit every time.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

it's just pointless twittering

as long as he doesn't do it every 10 minutes we might as well let him be

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

[edit] Top Lurking!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

I think he's one of those madman

who thinks that there is some all seeing power looking out for him.

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

has he spoken to god?

i think not, he has neither the aural capicity nor the crainial power to withstand hearing the voice of god.

should he exist.

or want to speak to brucey boy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

I was going to say something fluffy

but having actually read that shit, all I can say is f.uck off.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

why not just say

watermelon?

hehehe, or fück

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

I told you..

...I'm here already!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

god died ages ago

get over it

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

"You may mock me"

Tw@tflap

(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

Hidden cocks?

Not only is he sexist or racist, he's chickenist too!

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

outrageous

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

That am funny

That is all

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)

Shall I cancel

my holiday in the Caribean then?

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Rid the world of elvis?

What, again?

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

I read it as elvis

also

he is a c.ranberry

/self filter

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

Scuse me while I have a

wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

oh well.

*puts away cock*

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mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

Hmmm... Why would a jealous, all-powerful diety...

...allow humans to decide how to worship Him? I mean, that sort of negates his power, doesn't it?

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

THE LORD IS REAL

People of this forum, many of you are arrogant mockers but I do perceive goodness comming through. I know I am steadily converting you to the path of good. Time will tell but we will see soon. Let us not march with the unwashed jobless hippies, they do nothing and only serve themselves. they are hippycrites as they eat in McDonalds which is the food of the unbeliever.

UNITE, WELCOME GOD ON EARTH. DIMINISH PROSTITUTES...

(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

up yer arse

...

edit/ although you could have a point about macdonalds.

2nd edit/ and what is wroing with prostitution - surely the provision of this service has stopped many sacred marriage from ending in divorce?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

*waves nob in Bruce's face*

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

dimminish prostitutes.......eh?

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

Well you make a fair

point, if it wasn't for the Invisible Pink Unicorn in my garage I might believe you.

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jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

your spelling is crasy,

but you're off message.

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rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

you seriously are in the wrong place

and you are failing to be entertaining

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

No you are not.

I used to believe in God, but I grew up and started taking reponsibility for my own actions.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

Hippies?

Do you source all of this crap from some 35 year old pamphlet? Hippies died out decades ago. Oh, by the way, you mentioned 'jewbos' as an abusive term just after telling us that Jesus (King of the jews)was God's Ferrerro Roche rep on earth.

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

he was jewish

but king of the jews? he's not recognised in judaism... feel free to correct me!

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

hmmmm

I do hope that it isnt true that "YOU'll NEVER LEAVE!!!" in this scenario...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)

god taught him computers?

European driving license, or more informal nightclasses?

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

first loon of the day

love it!

(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

i am not a loon

Many mock my words. But I have been chosen and I am the messenger for God.

BRIGHTON is a city of sodomisers and homosexuals. I am to convert to peace and christianity - I have been preachin on this very good site which is used by simmers. Join me in the fight for God.

www.brightonlife.com/forums/index.php

(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

Ah yes, the old Christian motto 'love thy neighbour'

Unless of course, they happen to like bum sex.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

I love Brighton

best Ann Summers shop in the UK there...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

Sorry,

is that supposed to be SINNERS or SLIMMERS?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)

Shush.....

Hush now, you're embarrassing yourself.

And you've hauled me out of a good lurk, which vexes me.

(Slipperduke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)

your lurking

is nowhere near as impressive as the god-bod himselfs'!!!

hello, though...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)

True,

but it did take me a couple of months before I signed up. Still nowhere near Bruce though.....Which, in retrospect, is probably a good thing for all concerned.

(Slipperduke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Praise

the lordey!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

You are God's messenger?

Will you tell him I'm still waiting for that sports car he promised me when I was six?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)

No he's gods MSN Messenger

so his religious icons are very annoying

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

you bloody are!

(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

Brighton is really cool....

Yes there are loads of gays there and I have no problem with them whatsoever. I might not have the same lifestyle but I can toletrate differences....

Whadaya want Bruce? Us to rise up against them?

Maybe we should wear little swastikas on our arms too.... hang on hasn't that been done before???

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)

I am the devil

I am sending beelzebub to tempt you in the form of a chocolate biscuit. As soon as you eat that chocolate biscuit you will be mine!!!!
I shall not reveal the form of this biscuit, only that it will not be a bourbon.
And for goodness sake, stop making me look good by spelling so badly. You God types, trying to impress a people and don't even bother to educate yourselves.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)

Skip to the end...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

Ha ha

you're silly cult amuses me greatly

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

How would he smoke it?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

in a bong

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

In a mysterious way...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)

dunno, ask bruce....

utter loon

(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)

"he will cast s#@& to the fire"
and a good thing too!, those goddamn lazy good for nothing no alphanumeric characters

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)

So very sorry...

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Hahahaha!

Love that

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha, that's evil.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

This is sad, I know

but I remember it on the telly when I was little.....

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

wicked do one.....

for benji from benji zak and the alien prince

(am i the only one who remembers that bizarre programme?)

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

See above

Also Saturday is the 40th anniversary of Kennedy getting whacked. The first Dr. Who episode was broadcast the next day. I remember both but not as related events. Strange.

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

Yes.

Although I remember Zak McKraken and the Alien Mindbenders

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

noooo

but nobody else I know remembers it either...bizarrre

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

i remeber it being

trippy when i was nine i'd love to see it now

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

i remember it

boy, dog, floating alien. hilarious consequences. bit of moralising. all lived happily ever after.

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

I do.

It was well shit.

The one episode I can remember had the two "scary" people in black who were trying to track him down (they were aliens too) going into a diner and asking for a cow sandwich and everyone taking the piss out of them.

God it was wank.

(v1ctory_1s_m1ne Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

brilliant

that's most woo

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)

I'm very happy that FPed

I didn't want to jinx it by saying ealier, but I laughed so hard when I saw it! :D

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

That's sad :(

Being pedantic, but the lyrics from the 60s version of the littlest hobo on the first frame are different from the 70/80s version used in the rest.

(

UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

A comic I made.

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

I like

(

dirty barry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

hello robert

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

they look rather well drawn.

are you sure you did this?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

yes I did this.

They are my actual drawings, I scanned and coloured them

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

well drawn that man.

make some more drawings.

and avoid the bright green background.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

next comic, no bright green background.

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

You are liar.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

grow up

nobber

(

CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)

How could you possibly

suggest otherwise?

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

I will admit

to being in some doubt that he did draw them...I seem to recall past posts by him that were little more than scribbles.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

Imagine

what shock and awe would be caused were it not
to be true.

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

it isn't.

see below. Arkas' "flying starts" is an amazing cartoon, sadly his other stuff was never translated.

(

sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

Haha

http://www.b3ta.com/board/2356145

(

Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

utter bollocks

these are character by arkas, a greek cartoonist.
www.arkas.gr/

thanks for keeping the original copyrights.

(

sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

Oh dear

I just want to believe in the best in people

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)

So what if it takes an effing eternity? It works.

(schoey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

Next: Save time by fixing your broken

electrical goods with a Four Iron.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

Isn't she

holding it by the hot bit?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

It's welded to her forefinger.

(schoey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

Women Using Tools...

... You know it'll end in tears.

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

Of course it will,

and possibly rips and holes.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Exactly...

... and look, it's not even plugged in .... Mind you, she looks like she uses battery operated tools.

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

WOMEN!

Know your place!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

Michael Jackson 'Moogwalk'

(

mozza, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

ha ha ha

that's proper daft

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

hahahahaha

hatstand motherfucker! HI HIIIIIIIII!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

hohohohohohoho

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Not that suprising, but what to do with my savings now?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3283381.stm

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)

Asbestos

building material of the future, it's got fantastic fire safety features.

(

Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

I'll do it for you

for a fiver.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

i'll forward you and email i got today

it guarntees to add 3inches to your john thomas and sort out your septic tank problems, while exposing the secrets of ebay.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

i had one offering to extend my penis

but the last line was "VX-PR. If it sounds like a robot, then it'll probably do good things to you!"

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Just in time...

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

hehe

Bum Gay...

(

95778132, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

huzzah!

these are great! a comedy goldmine!

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

"you will soon find out"

replies Charles

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)

nasty

...

(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

"What's it like being the most villified twunt on the planet?"

(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

with a nod to The Office

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)

i like your little beard

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)

ha ha

I think he'll find out when he visits Tone

(

lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahah

that is fucking funny

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

classy!

quel surprise!

(spudhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

And this is a typical Engerlanderish night out you say Charlie ?

(

Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

He's drinking Budweiser!

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

arf!

does george have a bit of sick on his suit?

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

it's the stars and stripes, but you would be forgiven for the mistake ;)

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

Yup !

And he's done a wee in his pants too if you look close up..

(

Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

so he has!

such detail is wasted on the common b3tan! I salute you!
/salutes

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Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

Why a STATE visit, though?

It's sinking in now. Pres. Bush is the embodiment of all the satirists attempts to caricature presidents since the 60's all rolled into one. And he doesn't get it. Good job he can't take any serious decisions on his own.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:21, archived)

It's a state visit coz it's election year next year

and the US Amabassador to the UK is a big mate of both the Queen and Bush. Therefore we are, as usual, being bent over and our butt-cheeks parted for the benefit of GW and some glossy pictures of him and the Queen which will impress the US electorate.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

Look at the State he's in...

Do you really need to ask ?

(

Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

Badum tish!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

it's a state visit

becuase he gets to say hello to the queen. and as leader of a republic he is techincally the head of state there

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)

But he's the first President since

Woodrow Wilson to have a State visit. Clinton never did nor did any of the others in the last 70 years who weren't quite so bad for this country.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

it's probably to do with the nature of the visit

i'd imagine. you need to ask manic, he knows these things

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)

When the BBC give you a source picture like this, it would be rude not to

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/3275225.stm

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

Happy birthday!

Have an erotic picture:
Nuts...

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

fat earthy smelling farm girls...

and shaved sheep...YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE THIS PLACE IS!?

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

It's at:

www.fatearthysmellingfarmgirlsandshavedsheep.tk

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

fix the link!

linky no work! aaaarrggh!

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

Run!

The one in purple has spotted the camera!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

come to daddy!

"...and do you shave anything else other than your sheep li'l lady?"

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)

What.....the.....hell?

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

Are those sheep

wearing leg warmers?

Love the look on the face of the girl on the right, mind.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)

and indeed
!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

erotic to you maybe....

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

I lived in Aberdeen for too long...

...this sort of thing really gete me hot and bothered.

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

Oh that's right

blame it on Aberdeen. I wasn't aware it was suddenly a hotbed of perversion.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)

They are renowned for...

...fucking sheep

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

Isn't that the

Welsh?

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MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)

do you know why the welsh are accused of being sheep shaggers?

years ago, sheep theft was a capital offense, whereas bestiality was merely corporal. when a rapscallion was apprehended with someone else's sheep, they nearly always pleaded animal sex rather than theft; then they were flogged, rather than hanged

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

Hahahahahah

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)

and that, dear sir, is 100% fact

probably

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

a fire engine?

let the monks burn. pfft.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

Blimey

is it.. etc

I saw Bush's entourage of helicopters flying over Clapham last night, 3 huge nasty looking war machines to get him from Heathrow Airport to Buckingham Palace.

Silly really.. has no one mentioned the Heathrow Express to him?

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

the heathrow express is made of flies.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

that explains it

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

I'm suprised

no-one's considered the possibility that saddam/al queda may well own warplanes...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

i'm sure someone will tell us they have in the very near future

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)

Surely not

I mean, they're foreign, aren't they?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)

last one for the morning...

then I must go and draw more, bathe and cook cheese

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

marvellous!

hurry back, these are all fantastic

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

I like your

muted colours

(

christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

mutant colours?

where the watermelon are my glasses?

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

these are great

more of this sort of thing!

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

you're just plain greedy aren't you

two fp in a row?

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:12, archived)

Blimey,

so he has.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

3 in total!

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

Woo

Yay
Houpla
(and indeed)
Panowie!

Sometimes it gets depressing, not only that there are people here with excellent tattyswapping skills, but there are also some fucking great artists too!

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

And I'm so lucky

cos I fall into bother categories.

Now, where did I put my croissant...

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

And they

make a zillion good and funny pictures a day. I think we should start a campaign against this sort of thing.

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

don't feel sorry for him

he got FPed yesterday

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

Hee hee

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)

cock cheese?

...oh! COOK cheese...must find my glasses!

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)

Huzzah!

Some crap parking type person reversed into my car a while ago.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Happy birthday

an' all that.
Edit/ but clearly boo to the crappy-parking-geezer.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

excellent

as ever. *applause*

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

Ber-limey, have you been hanging

round Sainsbury's at Whitechapel then?

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

cor blimey!

you ROCK!
Woo

(

sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)

heh heh heh, it's like Stafford

we make a point of parking badly here now

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

Robbie Williams says Royals are like bulldogs

full "story" here...

(

christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

That's mighty good

Woo!

(

Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

Haha

Is that Nads front end?

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

that's fabbywoo!

I think Robbie would be better as a dog

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

actually....

maybe something quiet like a snail would be better!

(Punk-Ass, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:09, archived)

he is

an annoying runt.

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

He's annoying and repetative

"Woo everybody loves, boo hoo nobody loves me, Woo everybody loves, boo hoo nobody loves me, Woo everybody loves, boo hoo nobody loves me....." Gets on my boobs!

(Punk-Ass, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:13, archived)

Yup.

He's just supressing his homosexuality and wont be happy until he embraces it.

(

Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

Yes I have more money

than most people earn in a lifetime of repetitive, neverending work. Yes I can pretty much do whatever I like, wherever I like. Yes I am still a miserable sod.

Come the revolution....

(

Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)

yes another of his....

annoying tosser quotes.

Like when he said he was mates with the Gallaghers, that back fired a little. The little lardy boy.

(Punk-Ass, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)

I've always

liked that

(

christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

YAY!

If only!

(Punk-Ass, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)

My fave pic ever

that is... always make me smile.

(

Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)

and you think you are having a bad day at the workhouse!

Though this looks like a Paris cinematograph, it is in fact a real mezzotint, taken at the new Tower Bridge during a Royal Navy dirigible exercise. It has been nominated by the Reform Club as THE mezzotint of the year.

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

hahaha

stop the challenge, we have a winner

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

hahahaha

a belated good morning all. i've been working, imagine that...

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

wooyay

old bean

(

christhebarker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:06, archived)

...

is it real?

(

SuperMatt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

Oh my.

(

Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:07, archived)

Most woosome indeed!

(

Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:08, archived)

oh yes!

that's incredible!

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)

Charles tried to keep his mind on the job at hand..

..but couldn't help but notice George's tight, tight trousers..

(

Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Pffft

he needs to see a doctor about those detached retinas

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

Hee hee

that's some superb 'ooooh' action there!

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

There is something really quite

revolting about that - not least the wet-fish mouth of Charles. So undoubtedly woo to you.

And morning all.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

Ha ha

Charles loves the cock

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

but does he respect it?

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:01, archived)

I imagine

he gets down on his knees to show his respect.

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:02, archived)

He certainly looks like

he's working up a good slobber.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:04, archived)

Slobber?

There really should be night classes on this subject for you ladies.

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:05, archived)

What on earth for? To learn to appreciate being slobbered on?

Personally speaking, I'm not that keen on major slobbering and would rather that it was kept to a minimum in most cases.

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:10, archived)

I was referring to felatio

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)

I understand that - but can I refer

you to my comment on Charles' revolting wet-fish mouth - clearly this, added to the 'slobber' comment, is an intimation that he was not going to go about it in an attractive and proper manner therefore also indicating that I was aware of the how to's and how not to's of felatio. ;)

(

MizEmma, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)

Personally I thought they were made for each other

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)

tony robinson was their best man

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

he looks like

neil hamilton there.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

blimey

too right!

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:00, archived)

*retches*

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

It's like

a y-axis only gnops.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:55, archived)

Heeeyyy

yyoooOOUUuuuu guuuyyyysss!!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

goonies

heh.

(

Bitchpapa, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)

they could do some new advertising for tefal.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:56, archived)

tefal:

creases more faces than our competitors irons.

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

created because of this appearing on tv last year...

I saw him in Art the other week, he was bloody good

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)

I do wish

someone would crucify him though

(

groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:58, archived)

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