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Been done?

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95778132, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

They think it's been done...

It has now!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

championay

championay ooh lay ooh lay ooh lay

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

hehhhe

that's not bad my friend!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

the belt

was a last second addition

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95778132, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

you added that?

I really can't see the join ;p

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Nohands

with gloves off!

Sylvester Stallone beware!

Kitty XVII coming soon to a theater near you!

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Christ, he's tiny, I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap !

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Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

haha

oompah loopah

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

Napoleon Complex.

proof.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

hahaha

very good:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

Ha ha ha

The title made me larf!

(allergic to curry, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

Proof positive that neo is gay

right click save as for a one minute video clip that proves Neo is gay as christmas (850k, and you need sound and xvid codec installed)

I just made it, so please feel free to laugh at my poor rendition of Neo's voice

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

xvid?

aw come one, who has xvid?
well, i do, but not in werk

bah humbug

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

save the link -

you will want to watch this later - again and again and again. =)

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

alright then

seeing as you asked nicely, but in my expert* opinion, you should do these things as divx or mpeg

*may not be an actual expert

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

aaaaand

gaytrix mpg here!

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

I've got the Xvid codec kicking around on my PC here

I'll stick it up on my webspace now, if people are needy

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

it's here

clicky here, it's an exe so I guess you'll just have to trust me

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

yeah, please do

i figured it was divx and that either i or alfie was dyslexic, but apparently that's not the case.

edit - cheers.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

I don't have DiVX

but the sound ROCKS :p
very funny :p

(NoToRiouS, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

XViD is not DiVX

anyway... I have XViD at work. The sound is very quiet. Its quite a good impression of Neo, though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

my divx player seems happy with it.

bleh. codecs. who needs 'em.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

XVid is similiar

it is the open source version, based on the mpeg 4 code - so will work with Divx codecs if you dont have xvid itself installed normally.

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

XViD

is like a version of DivX but with the added features of a greenish picture breakup on every. bloody. xvid. video. i've. ever. downloaded. >.<

(SlinkySkunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

Haha

Now do Trinity lezzing off with Persephone

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wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

mmm Persephone..

/rubs thighs

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

Is she the one

with the

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

That's the one

In fact showing them off seemed to be her only purpose in Revolutions. Not that I'm complaining.

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wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

I haven't seen it,

but I did see Reloaded...they certainly present themselves well.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

You have two oprions in that part of the film

listen to a French chappie slurring his vowels about "choize";
or look at some norks.

And easy decision.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

I want to complain.

but I'm an argumentative wee bugger.

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

norks!!!

where is Dr Dunno when youe need him.

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

I don't need him?

He was about earlier.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

trinity

looks like neo. that really doesn't do anything for me. and monica belluci's crap.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

i've downloaded it

and will watch it at home. yes.

i've just found a cd-rom in the computer i'm using, with files on it with names like 'Pumping Test'. i'm considering keeping it.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

wo ist die xvid codec?

(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

it's an open source rival to divx

which installs spy ware or requires you to pay for it, neither of which are appealing options

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

Haha! Quality dubbing/voices!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

grassy

arse, was worried I didnt sound dumb enough.

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

Bwahahaha!

best thing eva!

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CranberryArmadillo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

heheh

i love it!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

Hehehe

Very Woo :)
Yay and Houpla too IMO

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Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

so cool.

Woo, and Yay.

(Bytrix, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

bytrix?

bwaaaahahahahahahahahah! apt!

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)

yesterday he danced for you...today he leaps to the sky

biggerize and unanimate
dancing

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

I've just made the most ridiculous noise

thanks to that.
It was a sort of "hhneeee!" of happiness.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

the phrase ""hhneeee!" of happiness"

has made me chuckle.
so i think we are even.

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

haha

reach for the sky

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

climb every

mountain high

and...

reach for the sky!!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

I remember a classic Spike Milligan cartoon

with that as the caption

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

Hurrah

for jumping... ummm... things.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

That's not dancing.

This is dancing proper.

Morning (here) all.

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id10ts WTF happened, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

did you click on the link that says 'dancing'?

i thought it was dancing.
maybe not "proper", but dancing.

but he's got such stubby limbs.
he can only do so much.

woo to the fancy footwork on that one though.

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)

sorry if a bandwagon starts but...

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

hmmmmmm

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

cranberry

watermelon

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

I concur

but then I don't run this thing

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

allo

chicken! Hows the day goin?

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Alfie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

Terrible

I still hate my job.

You?

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

you know

i ~~hope~~ dont think this will take off as a bandwagon

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO NOTICE

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO IN A MINI METRO

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

no...

watermelon watermelon watermelon watermelon.
are you blind?

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

300bpm

I'm in a Hetz mood today

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

Crasy!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

*blantant spamming*

clicky i made this ages ago before i worked out how to use flash properly.
The music is at the end. its kinda speedcore-ish...

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

that's fucking nonsensical

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)

haha

totally out there

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

I think you may find,

many of have got over it now, and are now basking in its cranberry glow.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

yeah I know

but I just posted a reply to the god spammer
with a 'joke' about how New person. Please read our FAQ. had been filtered and it actually changed to "new person - please read the FAQ"

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

I think of that one not as a filtered thingy

but more as a shortcut when I need to point someone at the FAQ.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

the first one said s'ill.y c'hic.ken

I think this proves my point

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Fairy Nuff

He was a bit of a Cockpod.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.

so it is

blimeh! that's handy

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

I concur

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

I love it

It adds comedy value to posts.

I'll miss it when it's gone.

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Samsonite, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

you know

too much

(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

wtfayboa

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

Despite reservations about his long hair...

for sure I will be fighting for the championship this year

..Ron was confident that signing the South American was the best move he had ever made as a Grand Prix team boss.

(bez_lightyear, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

i can see him winning many a fine race

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

More than that

Scottish Tosser !

(This is not a racist thing - It's the F1 equivalent of thespians not being allowed to refer to Macbeth !)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea...

...rooooooooooaaaaaaaaaast...

PS: Wear Your Helmet, otherwise if you crash and bang your head you'll end up enjoying the board.

(clutch puppy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

how do i do

backgrounds like yours and dogtanians...?

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

I take one wideish

background image, duplicate it and then merge the two layers together so they're joined side by side. Then try and hide the join with the clone tool and smudge tool. Then you apply a motion blur to the whole thing and move the layer to three different positions, ie. move it left, then left a bit more, then more still. Once you play it back it will loop forever

Edit: I'm a bit crap at explaining but I'm sure there will be a tutorial about somewhere

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

My Dear Dogtanian,

What an eloquent explanation. I'd normally do the same grab-another-background thing only I inherited the pic from someone else who did an ace job already:

I had to animate it as a sort of homage. It's like hummus only quieter.

(clutch puppy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)

It's more impressive

that you had to work with the existing backgound, it makes for a great pic, classic stuff

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

thank-you

i will give it a go...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)

First,

get a job as a creative director. Next, spend alllllll Friday morning hungover and lazy and pretending to work. Then, um, dunno. I thought I'd remember but I kinda forgot. I think it took me AAAGES to remove a chip caravan, some signs and a hangar, and make it all into a kinda generic background that I shifted thrice then looped.

I also spent an hour making him jiggle. And got paid for it. Heh.

(Your wheels and stuff are good though. And there's nothing ever wrong with an animal, a form of transport, and a blurry background. Woo!)

(clutch puppy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

He's fantastic

I've got a feeling that McTed could outrun him in a straight line but get slaughtered at the corners. Lurvely stuff

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)

Yay!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

yay

best use of the word capybara in a post i've seen for a long time
and topical, too. woo!

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

I have to share this

My line manager sent me a mail today, saying 'I heard about you injuring the man at the café yesterday from the security guard' - I was like 'what !?!?!?'

It turns out, and this was caught on camera, that he was so busy gawping at me that he not only walked into, but somersaulted over the bonnet of a car.

*SMUG*

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Ace, bet you're *very* smug now.

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splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Hahahahaha

I can believe it

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

How do you know?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

Ask her

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

I'm asking you,

although if its to do with what I think its to do with I may have to go for a lie down and a quiet steam.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

why?

If you do, do it in a roadside travelodge accompanied by a man in an ill fitting suit in the name of an audition.

I can recommend it.

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)

we're gonna be needingf photographic evidence to confirm your Gorpability factor

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

I was

even in a rare suit-wearing mode (god I hate suits)

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

suits are good!

mine cost £200

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

hey big spender!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

I have 2,

one cost 125 in the sales, the other was 400 squid and is gorgeous.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)

I read that...

...as cat-suit-wearing due to the juxtaposition of your username.

/squildo graping.

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

Ditto

I also want proof, else I'll pschaw. Hard.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

what does

pschaw mean?

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

heh heh.

now get a hold of the CCTV.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

the security guard

is threatening to send it to 'you've been framed'

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

perhaps he can spend the money on socks

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

eugh!

gross

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kitty_cat, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)

*gawps*

*crash*

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

I wish I had that problem

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

Hah.

Happens to me all the time. Lamposts, fishtanks, kerbs, pants. Anything.

honest

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

I can believe it, sadly

with me it's rivers and furnaces they run into

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

get your tats out for the b3tans!

(Please)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)

"be fluffy

not groomy"

(icedragon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

*Ahem*

There's no need for that

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

Welp.

I will leave. I may be back. Maybe in a few weeks, maybe in a few months, maybe in a few years. All I know Is I'm angry at quite a bit of you and I can Get Very touchy. Well, I'm off to do my dream. Photography.

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tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Please don;t go

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

your angry at us?

you plageristic fuckhead!

how dare you have the audacity to say you are angry at us.

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

*ahem*

it's plagiaristic fuckhead

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

sorry

bad speller dont'cha know

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

I'm so very happy for you.

Tell me, what did you have for lunch?

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Words

fail me.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

"disco bollocks"

that phrase NEVER fails me.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

ho hum. We'll miss you, you genius.

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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

looks like

Cheeseman isn't managing too well with them either.

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

watermelon off

you watermeloning watermelonfaced cranberry-brained happy baby orangoutang.

(i kind of like the filter)

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

you can tell when people try to fake the filter

as nobody can ever spell orangutang properly.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

ha!

i did think it looked a bit off... and here's me a discworld reader too...

(i actually told someone to watermelon off last night, they looked at me a bit funny)

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

yeah, whats the point,

why not just type happy baby orangutan

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)

I can never remember

what is what.

happy baby orangutan?

Ah, that's it.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

no ta

the vicar's visiting

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

is there

something that translates into bottle-nosed dolphin?

or am I just on drugs?

or both?

(oldCheeseOnToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

Yup.

bottle-nosed dolphin does.

Edit: Damn filter!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

aaaaaah!

what is it? what is it?

(oldCheeseOnToast, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)

It was

bottle-nosed dolphin

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

I just ran that through babelfish and it came back as

"Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!"

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

That's you talking that is.

That's you talking in your best voice.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

See that Stephen Hawking?

He's your favourite Gladiator, he is.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

Go and think about what you've been saying

grow up a bit, photoshop a kitten, come back and post it.

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Go on

delete the thread, I dare you.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

That's nice dear

what's for tea?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

follow your dream....

follow your dream...
*said in a cinematic/echo-y/fade-y stylee*

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

neh

I dont know what you've been doing but I get the distinct feeling nobody gives two shits about where you go or what you do. Alienating practically the whole board- thats some talent you've got there.....

(moodahoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:19, archived)

if you are going to go

go quietly, with a smidgen of dignity, otherwise we will just point and laugh
*Laughs*
*Points*

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)

what has he done?

I feel guilty ranting at him when i dont know...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Posting pictures saying "I did these myself, aren't they good?"

when he actually didn't do them himself.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)

~~cock off you twunt~~ goodbye

(alexnessie \o/., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha

your stuff always makes me laugh out loud

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

That would make

an uncomftable atmosphere in a sexual situation.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Is it not called...

...the gag reflex?

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Hahahahaha

If I had a face like that I'd walk backwar....oh hand on.

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Hand on what?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

hands off cocks...

...and onto socks

(my morning mantra)

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

stoppit!*

that's weird!

woooo!

* don't stop

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Zebra Lemur

woo

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

zebra-cat-lemur

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

wouplanowie!

(yakmonkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Not enough animated Woo Yays on the board these days if you ask me

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

GO HERE! DOES ANY ONE KNOW WHO THIS IS?

www.b4ta.com/images/b3ta-card2.jpg

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:13, archived)

Furtive?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

Isn't it

Chthonic?

Edit: No, it isn't.

Edit again: AndyK

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:15, archived)

The crab may be a clue

but maybe not.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

how perfectly

wonderful!

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

haha

excellent!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:20, archived)

fucking

ace
woo!

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)

etiquette schmetiquette

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sinisterduck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

snort me charlie

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

like

Tickle Me Elmo?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

hahahahahaha................

wonder what he'll make of Camilla.......with any luck he'll have her bombed

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

she makes me think

somebody already did

</monkey island>

(

Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

He'll make her the filling in a fucksandwich

*blooooaaaargh*

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

thanks...........

i WAS eating..........(pushes food away)

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

Surely it's

"So what's it to be - 'Prince'? 'Your Royal Highness'?"

"I think they'll just carry on calling you 'Mr President'"

(Astatine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)

Strike me down ...

... and i shall become more powerfull that you can possibly imagine

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

Hahahahahah

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

hahahahaha

briiliant!

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

that needs a big fat

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

hahahah

out loud laughter! excellent!

woooo!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Words cannot express

how marvelous that is.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Oh yes

best post yet today, and it's too wide to frontpage.

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

i just

noticed that, shame really!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

heheheheheh

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

excellent.

(

Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

woupla!

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

hehe

excellent:)

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

that

is very very very .....good.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Haha.....

... fantastic....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

oh yes

I like that thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much :o)

whouplay to Jedi Sooty :o)

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

have my best........

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

heh heh!

ace!

(

mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

i think my paper had a typo this morning

damn paperboy brought me the wrong one again

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

you read the mail?

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

Paperist!

(

Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Indeed...

... I am a journalistic snob. If it's not the Press & Journal it's not worth reading!

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

or the dandy

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

Please tell me

that the "HOWDY DUBYA!" bit is shopped?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

One

would hope it has been shopped, although the Sun ran a FP yesterday, praising the work of the great leader of the free world

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

erm ....nope

never touched that bit gov'nor

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

There's a sub-editor wants shooting at the Mail then.

Terrible.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

There's a sub-editor

at the Mail
at ALL????

*dies of shock*

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)

should.

Be put up in every pub in the land:

(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

And

in every kitchen as well.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

ba-dumm

...

(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

...

(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

tish!

(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

Hap

Py
Bir
Thday
!

(

Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

happy birthday to you!

and my lord of the ring boxset just arrived! it's like a watermeloning logic puzzle tryying to get that gollum statue out, forego any thoughts of keeping the box (which you should do anyway cos itt's a bit sad)

(

Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

I read that as 'Oil me'

and I laughed, then I read it properly, and I laughed again

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

Ha ha

tis funny.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

These should too...

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_839635.html?menu=news

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

hmmm

pantyliners, nice.

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

milk no sugar

please.

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

'Related stories: Man says eating worms keeps him healthy'

Hahaha

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

"We've introduced this due to the intense popularity of green tea"

Fish and chips is popular too

(

wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Hahaha

So's blue cheese

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Oh PLEASE

some of us were trying to eat!!!

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)

Eeep!

I don't want no trouble mister!

(

Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

yay!

splendid.

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Oi You!

Roast Peas

/lurk

(

Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

Or maybe, as a deterrant...

/pearoast

(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Kitcheners ALIVE!?!?!

(sleipnir, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

U-Boats at two o'clock!

DEEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIVVVEE!!!

(Shatner's Bassoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

Oi You!

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

hehehehe

(

rosey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

Fluffyness

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

Is it my monitor

or is that very dark indeed?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

It's a migraine...

...friendly post

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

I've

seen darker

(

rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

RACIST!

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

fluff?

I'm becoming concerned for you.

Michael Stipe, fluff, what's next? Cheese scones?

(

Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)

And what is wrong

with cheese scones?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

Here

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

That's more visible.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

but

is that a good thing or a bad thing?

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

I'm not here to make value judgements.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

go on.

make a value judgement.

goody! "Bergerac" is on this afternoon!

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Yes it is!

Stitch that Van Dyke!

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

heh

I was thinking that. I should stay off work more often!

(

barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

then

what are you here for?

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

Jam.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

Good

man

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

It seems

to be a common theme on the board these days.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

nobody likes an attention seeker

you said you left beta for good, then you come back 2 minutes later

(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

i've done that

like six times.

(

mikeisbrill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

watermelon

hes back again everybody!!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:11, archived)

that is quite fluffy...

could do with some cute eyes or a smile

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

Ya know

your pics are nearly as good as your website.

(

Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

What?

Cock off.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

here we go again

so what did he do?

(1, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

He's treading a cheesewire

with the quality of his posts....

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

came back

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

Fucking fine.

If you dont want me to stay then i wont. If you say "stay" I will stay if you say "go" I will leave kicking and screaming

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

Well

you post an unaltered picture of a bear.

There's nothing amusing about it, it's just a picture of a bear.

I could go to Google if I want to look at that sort of stuff.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

Calm down.

No amount of debate will sort this out, just make stuff and post it. No need for arguments about it.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

As I understand it

you'd already left. Is that right?

(

wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

Well i will leave anyway

seeing as most of you are being fucks. Edit, I mean I came here wanting friends, I get kicked in the arse because of a little comic with a few graphics i said were mine just because I wanted to impress some of you, Then I post something fluffy as suggested and I get shouted at. Whats the point of being here at all?

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)

*We*

are being fucks?

Piss off then. Go and tell your Mum about the nasty people on the internet.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

Well i will leave anyway

seeing as most of you pointed out I'd stolen someone else's work. Edit, I mean I came here wanting friends, I get kicked in the arse because of a little comic with a few graphics i said were mine (which was a lie) just because I wanted to impress some of you and as we all know theft is always impressive. Then I post an unaltered picture and I get shouted at. Whats the point of being?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:01, archived)

Please stay

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)

Whats the point

i'm hated enough the way it is

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

I went through the same thing....

...change your username and come back without your size 12s on.

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:05, archived)

Some people here had bad starts

and went on to become board favourites. You just need to learn how it works and why we're all here in the first place. Lurk for a bit until you get it perhaps, Cheesedude?

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

me or him?

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)

him

:)
but I like to think of it as a message to the community

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)

you're not hated nearly enough.
wait 'til baz gets back, then leave.

actually, stay, practice shopping, and post own stuff. why not make the bear spong? that's a guaranteed winner

(

atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)

Yep, I'm beginning to lose patience

You've missed the point. This is where we come to post pictures we've made ourselves. Claiming other people's work for your own will be found out and looked badly upon. If you can make original stuff, post it and we can be friends, but getting ratty and posting plagerised and pointless stuff, then moaning when we ignore it will get you no-where.

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:04, archived)

Yes,

and you saved me from having to say it.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

*click click*

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)

Suck my balls.

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)

God bless waffles.

(

Darryn.R, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

they are waffly versatile...

(

new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

they go with fish fingers

a-fish fingers, eggs in, eggs on...

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

Everyone's a

fruit and.. what? Wrong song? Gah!

In other news, they've been to unblock my drains!! :D

I spoke to them yesterday morning and they said they might come at any point in the next 24 hours. I really didn't think they meant it literally.
They (being the waterboard) actually came at 23:30 last night, but said they couldn't actually fix anything because it'd be too noisy. So they came today, and now the toilet flushes properly again :) I'm very happy :)

</babbling>

(

Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

damn you

now I have that song in my head. Mind you I have been singing the Co-op's version of "Jim'll Fix it for you" all day, so that might not be a bad thing.

Woo! to your pic, Darryn

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

pa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaaah pa pa pa pa pa paa paaaaaaaaaaaah!

dammit!

it's going round in my head now.

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

I dont know that one

im just singing along with the drunk russians anyway

(

the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

makes a change from

the theme tune to "record breakers", which has been going round in my head on and off since last thursday...

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

hahha

i have been plagued by snap's "Rhythm is a dancer"

edit: woah, rhythm has no vowels..

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

Fly by my sky crypt rhythm,

and that's all I can think of off the top of my head.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)

BASTARDS!

Your all bastards! (and gay)

I now have 6 catchy but horrible tunes going through my head at once!

(

slight yoinks!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

Read up on it here:

www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutother/lettery?view=uk

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)

it only came about

because of a conversation i had about bringing back roy castle's corpse to host it. he's have to be powered by bagpipes or something.

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

Milk chocolate was only the start of it

Now there's a whole range of free-range chocolate

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

Woo! Question:

If the Queen asks you to bone her, is it treason not to?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

i was talking to someone about the queen on saturday

and how she is so posh she has to have all 5 fingers extended, not just her little one, when drinking tea

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

messy

...

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

5 fingers eh?

weird

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

she has no power anymore

so no

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

you'd have to.

it might be treason if you asked her to don a paper bag first, though.

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

you have no idea how long it's been since i laughed at a picture of george bush, but that is splendid!

(

100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

haha

that's just silly

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

Belgian, potato or other?

I'm off to shave my head. See you all in a bit.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)

he he

(

lord bofingham, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)

arf!

(

sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

Arf

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa....

*falls off chair*

(Flyslip, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:06, archived)

Lovely pic :)

I've no idea what's going on in it, but then that's rather generally the case with me anyway :)

(

Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)

always thought it was a cartoon...but imagine my surprise to look out the window and see this fly over head....thing is..where is zoltan!!!...

okay I am showing my age with this...

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

you may well be

but i like it!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

I'm showing my age

in finding it funny

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

ace

(

PeterSeychelles, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

that

grapes my retro squildo

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

(

M@rkoni, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)

don't worry

it's the fluoride apparently

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)

Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes

And I dragged the lawnmower over his thighs

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

Imagine the disturbance,

etc, etc

(

cheeves, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

4th DECEMBER

AT the Hammersmith Apollo - and I'm going!

YAY!

(

Darkedge, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)

Wow!

Very nice!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

YAY

"BATTLE OF THE PLANETS!"*

*in a BRIAN BLESSED VOICE

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Zoltan turned out to be a woman didn't she?

I was so shocked.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

from

what i read...he/she was in the same body...i think....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

sort of

zoltan swapped between male and female for no apparent reason, but they cut that out of the uk and us versions, and made up some guff about his sister
also, they cut out most of the violence and used the gay droid 7zark7 to fill the gaps

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

woo

you know too much

(

isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

yes, i know

/shame

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

he wasn't gay, though

he was just camp. i distinctly remember an episode where he got it together with a girly robot at the end of one episode, and he always blushed when getting a kiss from the princess

(

atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:12, archived)

You know,

I never knew that. Thanks.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)

i don't get it,

which means i'm young, sexy and rich

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

how can you be rich

and a student?

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

Prostitution.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

ahhhh

now i see...

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)

aaaahaha

brings back memorys :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)

woo

to that

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

yay

i also get it, and it's ace

(

atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)

hmmmmm

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Yassah!

ha ah ah

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

hehehe

(

Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

Eep

woo

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

My housemate is fast asleep on the sofa

I'm trying very hard to stiffle the huge guffaw that that post requires so as to not wake him up.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

do you need any fat men for a sex scene in this movie of yours?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

It wouldn't be British porno

wuthout a cheeky plump chap!

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

Do you need

any Welsh people?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

Will you bring any ovines?

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

don't be stupid.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

not in my bloody scene!

bar from Cathrine Zeta Jones-Douglas, she's married to Michael Douglas, so she seems to be into flabby shapeless men

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Need a skinny pasty ginger geek?

Or is that a bit too specialised?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

hehe - may i be the first to say....

SQUEEZE IT!
SQUEEZE IT HARD!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

Ha ha ha

That's great. Is this him as a baby?

(

butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

eeeuuuwwww

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

*squidgh squidgh*

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

you made me laugh

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

thats very well done

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:07, archived)

I hope my sister doesn't find out...

that I shopped her daughter...

/scared

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

If you are going to leave

at least have the decency to stay left.

(

Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)

so by leaving for ever

you ment "gone for milk" ?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Someone said

Do something original So I felt like it.

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

i feel like kicking you in the shins

but can you see me doing it?

just watermelon off

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

only way your going to do that

is if you find me. Otherwise, Iiiii'm Baaack

(

tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

unless you watermelon up again

otherwise IIIIIIP BAN

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

shouldn't you capitalise

every i in IIIII'm back?

no that looks silly mind you, so does iiiiii'm back
and Iiii'm back
stick with 'safe' phrases like "hello there" and "wotcha!"

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

fùcks' sake

don't threathen us.

We really don't give a shìt. We were being nice because it's good, but you're just irrittating.

Now granted it's original, but it's not in any way funny, and none of us even know your sister's baby, so just delete it, you twàt.

No really. sod off.
I'm done with nice (if, in fact, I ever tried)

(

WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

no, be honest

don't hold back, tell us how you really feel, you can be frank with us

but only if i can be pat

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)

soz

ha ha you're pat

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

butcher?

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)

jamaica?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)

Be fluffy

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

Sorry m'am

i'll make more of an effort next time :)

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

scuse me

we told him to make something original, he did and you're having a go at him?

(this may contradict my previous "repeatedly being a cranberry comment, but at least he's trying)

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

i just wanted a pop at him

seens as everyone else did have

i'm done now

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)

ok so he is

but the immature "IIII'M BACK" after "I'm quitting"....

it's just attention seeki9ng, and I'm too hungover to be nice.

I'll stop posting and lurk a whiel, since I'm not helping.

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)

this is a family feud only one man can solve...

JERRY!

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the nugga says please and thank you, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Why bring the Germans into this?

hehehehe

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

i knew you'd come crawlin'

back!

/homer

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

there you go

that's better

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)

Good lord!

Kill it!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)

eh up young 'en

i hope you are behaving yourself?

a little bird informs me that you've been acting a bit naughty:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

yikes

that's more like it..
in a strange sort of low key scary way...

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

Ahh

My stinkless brother has returned. After posting a farewell message then seeing if anyone cared and deleting the thread.

(StinkyCheeseMan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)

i love those

kittens

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)

hmm ultra violence anyone?

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)

crack

ing

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isthisyou?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)

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