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(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

by cropping off the left side, that could easily be made recursive

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

glutton for punishment i see

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:40, archived)

Hey! ! for the ladies

I can't stop this monkey ting I av!

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

classy g-string

woo

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

you should see it from behind!

perhaps

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

Eeeeuuuwwww

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)

"Look what I've drawnnerrnnugghh.."

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

forget the 'saddam in a santa hat' annoying bandwagon

now it's the 'saddam in a santa hat annoying people' annoying bandwagon

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

Yes, but now there seems to be a

''saddam in a santa hat annoying people' annoying bandwagon' annoying bandwagon.

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)

no there isn't

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

How

annoying
:)

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

Can I hug you?

(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

He deserves it!

Woo to that!

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

Like the lager - just fookin.......

Ace

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

hehe

superb

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

I once had a girlfriend like that

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

The one standing up...

...or the one lying down?

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:32, archived)

The one

on the picture

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

just seems like a depressing image

www.deviantart.com/view/4191610/

mod edit: just your own work in the challenge thanks :)

(Gene Starwind, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

please don't enter

other people's work into the competition.

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Darkedge, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

please don't put

your fingers into my beer.

again.

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

i never put

my fingers in you beer

before. And i certainly won't now.
Humph!

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Darkedge, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:47, archived)

a nail

gun would keep her up the same

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parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

*ahem*

if picture.creator = "Gene Starwind" then
    message.body := "You're right, that is depressing";
    else
    message.body := "COCK OFF";
end if;

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

hah

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

*Snort*

That am funny

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

VBScript?

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

It's meant to be Pascal, or maybe Ada

But it's been a while.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)

looks fine Pascal to me :)

hooray.

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chthonic, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:38, archived)

haha!

Nicely put ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

yeah should prob un-compify it

a very haunting image tho...

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

u fucking plum

go read the FAQ

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

be nice to the new kid.

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cupboardy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

Um. No reason

Just wanted to see what pious religious meerkats would like.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

a nice cup of tea

and a very hard biscuit

and a stack of man based triggerflickingreading

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

aaaahh

bless them!

is anyone else struggling on Ntlworld broadband today? big dogs cock that it is i can barely do anything

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

they look

prim and repressed.

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:31, archived)

The office is always more fun near Christmas

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Mr Peet, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

At the pub where we had the Clapham Bash

there was a huge version of Connect 4!

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King Ralph is drunk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

I'll have...

four from the top row, please Carol.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

at the conference . . .

(mixtapes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

I think that gets my vote for

pic of the day.

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

that's the first iraq-related thing to make me laugh in the last week

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

arf!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Very, very funny indeed.

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

Goodnight...

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

hahahaha

Its like a cross-rift reality breach!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

it's enough to make me kill myself

strange how obsessive bandwagons and suicide week coincided.

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_null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/loveis/index.asp

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

mine ain't in there

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

you're right

where is it?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)

post a link

and i'll add it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:29, archived)

nah, it sucked anyway.

whew!
just read through them all!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

good

no work for me ;) :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

Me too

best one:
Sodomising her still warm cadaver ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:40, archived)

yay! i'm on it!

yay!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

i stole your image

and used it for my own evil purposes!
mwahhahah!...

i just couldn't be bothered to ask.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

pfft

i love kaiser's one

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

that's not to say

the rest of them aren't funny too

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Spoon, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

I'm in it!

Rock on!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

BANDWAGONTASTIC

(Clockwork, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

Can't be real ...

... no santa hat.

Still Woo! though :)

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)

Hand me a gun

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

she niiiiiice

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

And, of course...

...she has hooooooooge whappies.

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

Kellie

brook innit?

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Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

yiyiyiyiyi!

Them is some serious well presented hooters topped with a lucious coating of brunette!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

OMG

what a way to go.......

(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

*take masses of babrituates*

*downs bottle of vodka*
*puts bag on head*
*jumps off cliff into noose*
*shoots self*

EDIT: May we please have the original picture

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

i think

that may be Kelly Brooke?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

Yup

The image name gives a good hint...

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

well

I wanted to test my knowledge of wank fodder!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

JESUS!!!

she sure looks better in that pic than she does on her website!
www.kellybrooke.com/free.html
*shudder*

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

Sure

This is full size, I'm afraid...

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

that

Jason Statham is a lucky, luck man.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

this'll keep your modem busy

http://images.google.com/images?as_q=kelly+brook&svnum=10&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&imgsz=xxlarge&as_filetype=jpg&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=off

or here (NSFW) under 'K':
www.douglass.co.uk/webpromote/celebs/oops_index.htm

[EDIT] you used to be able to type any female celeb's name and 'robbs' to go straight there - until the fucking search engine spammers cottoned on.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

Here's another one.

Of her.

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)

that

is a lie.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)

but

a lie with inverted cleavage

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

upside

down

cleavage...

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

Well.....

I've already killed myself.

Proof!

Do I win?

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

*gulp*

before or after?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

Erm...

Before.

Then she shoots you!

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

longs ah gets the tittiewank foist

I is okay with allthat.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

Is easy to escape,

just aim your man-fat into her eyes so it blinds her, then steal her gun.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

pay attention

007!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

Shorry

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

just after -

I'm not going in to the light, I want to stay and watch!

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rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

Can I just throw one over

and maim myself?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

define "topping yourself"

/mayall

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)

I'd like to

top her self

(pirahna, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)

Bloody hell

I would

(Rev. Otana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

give me that gun back! It's mine! Mine I tell you!

(pirahna, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)

"Miss! Miss! Look what we did!"

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

Damn big YAY for 3D Cocks by Kids

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

COCK


  CC   OO   CC  K  K
 C  C O  O C  C K K
 C    O  O C    KK
 C  C O  O C  C K K
  CC   OO   CC  K  K

(Clockwork, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

Look at it fly!!

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

haha!

I just laughed out loud at that - woo to you!

(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

Bless!

He's so pleased with it.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

hehe

splutter'd all over my keyboard
woo yay

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:25, archived)

Woo

That is spiffy :)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)

As requested...

Santa Hussein:

Santa Blessed, because you folks are mad about him...

and a kitten for shits and giggles.

Oh yes, here's a Gore pic as well...

Perhaps this is my indirect form of sucide...no?

(andophiroxia, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

I'll murder you

with a blunt object

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

Ooo Oooo

Can I watch?

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

I'll mirder the pair of yous

/withnail & i

(Clockwork, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

ooh watched that the other day with much drunkeness

Here, Hare, Here

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

watched it for the second time in my life the other day

only other time was about 8-9 years ago, out of my face and remembering it as one of the best films ever.
it still is on a second viewing.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

this was my second time too, indeed it is

a truly great film,... SLUTS!!!...they love it

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Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)

as requested by who? (or is it whom?)

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new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

I ordered the soup

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

Somewheres...

I don't know. This message board fills up really fast...somewheres after the shaved santa...

(andophiroxia, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

Good god,

it's the Photoshop equivilent of a jumble sale.

WEEOo.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

kill

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

i have a nasty feeling

that kitten isn't shopped.

been to bonsai kitten recently?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

No, but this is

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

very clever.

BTW know of a good free animated gif program for a PC? I've been trying to find one, but the internet is a big jumble sale.

(andophiroxia, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

Nah

It's well worth getting hold of Image Ready, which comes with Photoshop.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

its only fun till someone loses an eye.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

So it actually said "Fucksocks"?

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

Eh?

Uh?

Well a record of objects in one post.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

one hundred and... whatever.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)

Hey there, little fella!

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

I would...

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

....slit the bastards throat

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

After I'd shagged it...

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

...with a spoon

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

in its eye socket...

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

oh my god...

it's so cute I must immediately bludgeon it with this nail-covered baseball bat until it's a little furry sack of blood and pulp.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

hahahah!

bring in the kittens, Zogs ready!

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Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

awww

a baby david bellemy

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

a baby belling?

oops, my mistake!

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

what the watermelon

is that in its groin/posing pouch area, it looks like a hardenned lump of manmilk.
or am i just dreaming?

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

hehe

you have dreams about man milk

snigger

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Goatpod, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:13, archived)

at least i only study the theory

unlike your practicle self.

*desirory snigger*

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)

oh my god.....

AIGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHH KILL IT!!!!

(andophiroxia, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

Haha very good.

Very Basement Jaxx. Have this flash thingy in honor of this pic.
(it doesn't do very much I'm afraid.)

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cupboardy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

woo!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

Climb!

for the love of god climb!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

cool. crisp. refreshing.

pantseatflyer...the uncola.

(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:37, archived)

hope someone gets the joke

(alp, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

A good pun is it's own reword

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

Hehe

Very good :)

(KaBoom, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

ooooo

hypnotic..... woo!

tj: (sorry) anyone know how i can make the file size of a .mov file a lot smaller? because i have a 20second clip of somthing and its about 5mb!

('Andeh', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)

walk further away from your

monitor.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

I believe

DivX is good for compression.

I may be lying, though.

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stup0t, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)

that takes recursive to a whole new level

(1, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)

tiz the devils work!

or somebody elses, can't really be sure

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

Saw that

last time (01:59 this morning).

Damn I ought to get some sleep.

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:14, archived)

yeah sorry

It was very quiet last night - v late, thought some other people might want to see it (sorry for pearosting ;o))

(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)

I did too BUT

I don't think it used to be animated.

(BlackCat, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

Not to start with no.

I posted this one later on last night though

(tom_artosorse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)

Gulp

Have these two been brutally killed yet?

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

I would reply

but I've already killed myself

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

Me too

and my family

though he was quite good in Blade 2

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

Maybe they'll be famous this time around

Certainly would make them stop asking.

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xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

one has / had a small acting career

the other owns a recording studio in west london.

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Happyperson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

small?

wasn't he the chief baddy in blade 2?

small. you're right ;)

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

Yeah

YeahYeahYeah

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Pete Donaldson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)

Oops

Sorry about the crappy quality.

Mind you, I don't know why I should be, they never were...

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I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)

(Kupo114, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

adasdasddasasSSADSAASDsdasaddassdaassda

edit:- piss off and read the FAQ

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

Is it some kind of

New-Age Morse Code?

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)

I believe he may be selling "E"

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

uh....

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

Tits like coconuts

...but sparrows prefer breadcrumbs

(wertperch is losing his hair, marbles and patience., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:19, archived)

really?

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Happyperson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

Minimalist

Threadwaste

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

well

you started out well then sort of tailed off towards the end...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)

you're

dotty!
;)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

* Plonk *

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azerty, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:10, archived)

Woo

(nobstain, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)

Seamless.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

does it count as mindpiss

when the response was an expected one?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

SEAMLESS!

Absolutely SEAMLESS!

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

redex...

I missed it :-(

(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)

looks a bit like bovine

sorry

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Happyperson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

you should be!

(bovine's navel is in the front!)

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

sadly,

it does.

I to have an enormous pitted round orange body.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

i ment the face...

/edit that sounds worst, maybe i should just keep my mouth shut

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Happyperson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

I know,

I can see the resemblance.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)

dontcha love it though?

I'm fat, and have a beard.
constantly, incessantly, I get compared to anything that is fat and/or has a beard. I mean, this was a joke, but most of the time people are serious too! you think, jesus... are you all extremely short-sighted? or morons perhaps?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

Whenever we get

spam faxes about losing weight, I bet you'll never guess on who's desk they end up.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)

if anyone wants to sneak a saddam/santa picture in under the wire

here would be the perfect place

;)

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new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:05, archived)

i love

santa

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)

great minds

almost think alike. sort of.

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new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

yes

but it's a dirty love.

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)

Sexually.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)

There is only

one Zog.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)

now now

Don't go insulting the Bovine.

Bad things happen.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

That looks

nothing like Moira Stewart

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

Jam Leening.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

Now there's an interesting

concept

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butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)

Nasty

case of ornge-peel cellulite there - glad its not just me! Woo!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

It's a satsumo!

Eh? Eh?

(nobstain, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

izzat some kinda yuppie fruit

we workers don't have in our stores?

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zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

i thought it was a

man-darin

or a cle-man-tine

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

is that shopped?, seamless!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)

When life get's mixed up

with Takeshi's Castle.

Wooooooooo

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Mr Peet, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:59, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)

Hahaha

I like that!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

I'm not sure why, but I don't seem to be able to stop laughing at that.

Maybe I'm ill

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

no no

it's having that effect on me too.

it's the finger poking the guys head, that tips me over the edge.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

That's fantastic

it made the coffee hit the keyboard

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Mr Peet, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:00, archived)

You may want to kiss my monkey

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piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)

thats just

plain disturbing

(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)

I'd rather spank it

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sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)

woo

im scared...
looks a little like what i did to a friend of mine...

actually. it doesnt that much...

('Andeh', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)

Hmmm..... Looks nice

Can I have it supersize?

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)

.. shake with that

woo

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)

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