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Farmfoodsman, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

I love Machael Jackson abuse

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)

"Waiter, there's a guy in my soup"

story here

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)

Pfft!

That God's such a joker!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)

Even the Lord himself

needs to have a laugh every now and again

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)

And on the 8th day God said

"LET THERE BE FUCKWITS"

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

"And there were fuckwits,

and it was crap"

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:16, archived)

Here's a picture from

last time he tried that

(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)

arf !

you would have thought the lion would have put a bit of effort in , at least take his arm off

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Tedmus, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)

oooh

he's got an arm off!!!

/shaun of the dead (which i cant wait for)

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)

Lions are great

I've sat and watched lions have sex you know. Straight sex and lesbian.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

phwoooooar

lesbian lion sex

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

see for yourself:

clicky woo

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)

I'm surprised you never joined in

what with that mane of yours

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)

Mate with a lion?

I'm strictly a manbear kind of guy.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)

cor blimey!

*goes off to register lesbianteenlionesses.com*

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)

I was just considering doing

something related to that story myself.
But I seem to be a bit hummus-lite of late

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Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

Hummus-lite?

Are you on a new year diet?

(Fu5i0n, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:12, archived)

it seems I have hummus-bulimia

every good idea, just chucks itself down the loo

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Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)

second ittereation

clickie for biggie

any hints, tips or critisisms?
edit: links work now :P
edit: edit: this is one and a half days work and my first ever organic model

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SuperMatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)

Needs More kitten

But WOO!

(mooskleo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

definitely more kitten required

Any more captions please?: http://crouchingbadger.com

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crouchingbadger, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

It needs

a giant COCK!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

Mind the Peas

bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)

Very nice!

Requires genitals though

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

Jelliriffic.

(mr chimp, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)

hmmm

dat is good
nurbs?

(8-Ball, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)

subdiv

nurbs? for an orgaic model? you must be joking, they're too precise.

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SuperMatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)

that must have taken

you ages
i use nurbs for all things squashy
depends on the prog though I suppose

(8-Ball, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)

i use maya

and if i tally the hours, but be about 5 at most. probably not even that as i started yesterday

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SuperMatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:19, archived)

that's

10 times quicker than i'd do it :p in C4D

(8-Ball, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)

C4D?

never head of it

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SuperMatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:21, archived)

here :

www.maxon.net/index_e.html
easy to use, and catching up with the 2 'main players' very quickly.

(8-Ball, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:24, archived)

i'm going to stick to maya

i know how to use it and it's the best for movies and is getting there with games (tho 3dsmax still has the edge there)

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SuperMatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:26, archived)

what's wrong with

polygons eh?

(Mr. Partyhat, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:28, archived)

nothing wrong with polys

the way subdivs work is by using a poly mesh and then it gets smoothed

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SuperMatt, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:33, archived)

What to wear...

(garfi3ld, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)

Ha ha ha

NOW BURN IT! BURN IT HARD!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:58, archived)

I would

*stabs out his own eyes*

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)

Proof that he should never have had children

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

or at least he shouldn't have

fed them

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Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)

Chicken heads?

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)

POST IF YOU LOVE COOKIES!

Edit: This image is copyrighted (and not by me). I'm not looking for grace or appreciation, just trying to cheer up any lonely b3tans out there! :Unedit

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harribo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)

erm...

...did you make that image?

Apologies if you did, but when it says, "copyrighted-images" in the url I get a bit supicious.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)

Whilst perusing the interweb for images, I found:

This image. Now I'm not sure if that 20 degrees should read 20 percent, but I'm sure that it has to be so much more!

(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

Probably refers to the angle with respect to the straight leg.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)

congratulations on leeching a file.

although your username tells me you make nice chewy jelly sweets, and pontefract cakes

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

Whoo, I'll have it if it ain't nailed down!

Gee thanks, was just gonna post text-only but I thought youd like a nice copyrighted image from a website I dont know.

Edit: Incidentally my Usrname is a play on my last name that everyone has called me since secondary school.

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harribo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)

bah

fool

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)

Cookies..... Yeah Im lovin cookies now!

(jimmy78, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)

Before joining The Gideons, you must first pass the multiple-choice entry exam:

I also have a luvverly picture in my head of the christian remake of Finding Nemo featuring that bumper-sticker fish symbol and the immortal line: "My Bibles! My Bibles!".

(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)

Don't tell us about your ideas...

...make them!

Now it won't be a surprise when we see your picture.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)

I tried but failed miserably

That's why you got one complete and one to just imagine. I shan't tell you what's in my head any more.

(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)

I'll have a copy of

the holy beadle please

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)

have you ever

seen a gideon?

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crouchingbadger, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)

No.

What do they eat?

(yorksfatboy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)

MODEDIT: Keep it work safe. Ta.

EDIT : okay sfw

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)

seconded

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

that bad huh

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

its very well done

its just messing with my fragile little mind.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)

tranny blair

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:48, archived)

it's a bit big so I'll linky it

Tranny Blair

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Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)

thats great

rocky horror is fantastic

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)

haha

that's better than a cold shower

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)

Euuurgh!

My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
I fell unclean, I'm going to go for a shower now
Euuurgh!

(kryptik, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)

Just to have a shower I hope.

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cupboardy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

Yes

A cleansing shower, with no dirtiness involved

(kryptik, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)

fwapp, fwapp, fwapp

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Pootle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap...

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)

he's got quite a nice posterior there

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:48, archived)

I would

I think

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)

if she bought her own rounds i'd marry her

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:52, archived)

I'm just concerned we can't see the front

you just know there's going to be a surprise waiting

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)

Is that...

...Jane Couch, the champion lady boxer?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

dunno

probably not!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)

It looks...

...a bit like her

news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/650000/images/_650784_couch150.jpg

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)

here ya go

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/thumbgal13_hotstephany4.jpg

a little NSFW and BIG

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)

much better a lil large

and a lil nsfw

edit: ok you made it clicky

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)

erm...

...you misunderstand me.

I just thought Tony's face on that body looked a bit like Ms Couch is all.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)

now

look- a naughty picture is posted.

Like you did not want that to happen.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)

ahhh sorry

i'm thick!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:30, archived)

and

are they fertility masks?

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)

hmmm

woo.. but not as woo as this:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3391859.stm

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)

Voices from God told him to do it?

CUCKOO!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:52, archived)

Haha! He taunted it.

Your mother was a meerkat and your father smells of bushmeat

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MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)

ewww

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:53, archived)

Seamless

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sick_boy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:54, archived)

A scan of Page 3

from tomorrow's super soaraway Sun

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)

Hehe

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

This post makes it look like I'm looking at porn on the interweb

again

arf! none the less

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

the way b3ta influences real life part 201233908

I read the Shipman story on the bbc and 5 minutes later bought a Dr Pepper. I never drink Dr Pepper.

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cupboardy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

sukka!

*rushes off to the vending machine to buy a Dr Pepper*

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)

that's michelle

not caroline!!!

um runs

woo yay though

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:51, archived)

brilliant!

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)

strangely prophetic

"SHIP SHIP HOORAY" being today's headline.

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crouchingbadger, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 9:15, archived)

The b3ta dictionary

is now open for additions.
go here for all the meme and b3taisms you will ever need to know. I'm afraid its ony updatable by arthurnians.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)

Gah!

Cue influx of fuckwitted newbs... (well at least it'll make a change from the regular fuckwits).

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)

if we do get an

influx of fuckwits you can bet I will sort them out.
*weilds large mallet*

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)

I read that as

"*weilds large mullet*"

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partychancer, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:18, archived)

aaaaaarrrggh

that's just a cunning ploy to get me on 4rthur isn't it?

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)

well,

4rthur wants you on him, so what's the problem?

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)

I want to keep my job :)

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

you are on 4rthur

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alistair, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)

am not

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:58, archived)

Can I add a derivation instead of a new meaning?

The dictionary should probably say where the word 'meme' comes from.

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MissPrism, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)

ooOOOooo derivations

how exciting

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)

i've got a new kitten

I'm calling him 'Baz'.

(cybo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)

HUZZAH

he's great

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

Careful he doesn't shit in your hair while you're sleeping.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

Great post

with an even more fantastic reply.
Woo yay!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

;)

(cybo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)

I would like one of those

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)

are they playing that

cat's cradle game but really fast?

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

aw!

fab!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

yay for mad kittens.

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hanrahan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)

like a b3tan with the refresh

when the board goes down

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)

good analogy

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)

Yes hooray!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)

hahahahahaha!

that has me laughing like a loon for some reason.

i'm not even sure what's going on.

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)

hehe!

yay!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:34, archived)

arf!

Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:34, archived)

Awww....isn't he sweet:)

But Thread Jack.

Has anyone used Cakewalk Music Creator? I'm stuck...actualy...I'm stuck at the first bit...I need to select a midi output, but obviously, haven't got one 'cause it hasn't gave me one to select...where do I go to get one and how to I get it when I get there?...please?...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

Unless...

...you have an external sound module to plug in to your computer, you will need to use your sound card to play back the midi stuff.

You sound card should have came with the software it needs to so this.

[edit] if cakewalk isn't giving you a choice of midi outputs, see if you can select something throught the windows control panel - under sounds and audio devices or summat like that.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:37, archived)

*blushes*

I use onboard sound and graphics

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

Hmmm...

...it should still have some midi capability I would have thought.

Do you have any problem hearing other midi stuff - like in people's profiles?

www.mysteryaction.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/cantina.mid - try that, does it play ok on your machine?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

Yeah...

it opens it in media player...'tis rather jolly:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)

that's a start - are you using XP?

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)

Yeah..

XP Homo Edition...I actualy ment Home Edition...but never mind!...

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)

Go to the control panel

click "sounds and audio devices", then click the "Audio" tab.

At the bottom it should show you what your MIDI playback is set to - there should be a way of setting cakewalk to use the same device, but I don't know the software.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:52, archived)

If it's anything like Cubase

It should just be a case of setting the Track to use the onboard sound . . . having a look at the Cakewalk site it seems that you should be able to do this from the "Out" dropdown on the track ?

I'd recommend getting hold of a VST to DX converter as well, onboard sound is never that good really (unless you have a kickass soundcard)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)

If you had a kickass soundcard

then you wouldn't be using onboard sound, now would you ;)

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)

Very true . . . .

*slaps self with nearest hard object*

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)

The usual suggestion

download the latest drivers and install them... there should be a MIDI-driver in the package that plays MIDI through your sound card.

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azerty, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)

Would it reqiure some sort of loopback for Midi (Hubis etc) ?

I must admit that I'm not a Cakewalk user myself (I'm more a Cubase sort) so I'm just guessing :¬)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:56, archived)

Don't know myself...

I'm neither a Windows nor a music software user, but I've installed sound cards into Windows boxes often enough to know that there's a MIDI emulation in the drivers.

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azerty, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)

i havent used cakewalk for donkeys

but i think if you select a track, in one of the menus there are a load of midi options. or try right click?

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)

Cakewalk for Donkeys

would be cool.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)

really big buttons.

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)

It would be totally...

eee-awwwsome.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

groaansome

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

Well...

Even onboard sound should support a midi output. Better still download, erm I mean BUY a copy of Reason, guaranteed 900% more fun for sequencing and playing with whilst getting shitfaced.

If you still can't get it to work then mite be time to invest in a decent soundcard...

(mooskleo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)

The Daz Doorstep Challenge Returns!

Quick and dirty, but I had to do it.

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)

thats

top that

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)

That, my friend

is pure unadulterated genius!

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:31, archived)

hi cockalorum!

that's a cracking wooyay!

thanks :)

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

Hi Cockalorum!

I loikes that.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)

Brilliant!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

Crikey

that's rather neat.

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Comma, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)

ooh

another cracking [sic] woo :D

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Jinxx has been away a long time, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)

BALROG!

Woo yay

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

nicely done!

most woosome

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

very silly!

woo!

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stup0t, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)

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tolin its me, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

genius

you are the best

(Barry Bethal, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)

HIS BEARD HAS A PURELY ETHEREAL (or if you prefer non-corporeal) EXISTENCE

IT IS A GHOST BEARD!!

*runs*

/edit whore

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)

AAAHH!

YOU SAID ETHEREAL!

/runs

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:19, archived)

I find that

majorly weird.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:21, archived)

ahem...

i didn't get ethereal and corporeal mixed up... no siree... not me... only a fool would do that

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)

I believe you :)

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

i get the feeling there's a spelling mistake there too

ahhh well

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

Perhaps...

...you could have said non-corporeal instead.

That way my attempt at making a joke along the lines of army ranks wouldn't look quite so out of place now.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

done and done!

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)

Thanks...

...it would have been generally bad it that had remained my own private joke.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)

i'm so

confused

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

rye on ham!

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)

Ca-Rye on (C)ham-ping?

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)

me say rye, you say pea.

RYE!

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)

QUETZLZACATENANGO!

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)

[¡Ü¨¹¨h¡ü¨\V©¤

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)

Guatemalan Insanity Peppers!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)

im getting more and more confused.

this is horrible.

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:31, archived)

ding ding ding!

give the man a lozenge!

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

nope

still lost.

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)

it's an easy mistake

corporeal means having a physical presence
whereas ethereal ith what you thplash milk on for breakfatht

/humph

edit haw

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:25, archived)

Kilroy-Silk is a genius...

...and get all these good for nothing money grabbing asylum seekers out of MY country!

/Littlejohn

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)

Alright, Syd

what ya singin'?

/Little and Large

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)

robin have you been eating all the malteasers again?

/little john

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:28, archived)

Your all gay

/Troll

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:30, archived)

How can you speak Mr Anderson

when you - 404 file not found

no doubt done before, but it's my first invisible man pic

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)

ceci n'est pas d'une redex

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

My cat's name is mittens

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

my cat's breath

smells like cat food

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:17, archived)

I choo choo choose you

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Happyperson, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:18, archived)

Interesting site charting the usage of trians in The Simpsons.

www.kansaspacific.mysitespace.com/simpsonstrains.html

For fuck's sake.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:29, archived)

Admit it baz

it's your site isn't it

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:33, archived)

Great!

I've been looking for a website that charts the usage of trains in the Simpsons.

Now. Do you have any pirate memory games? Ages 4-8?

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:34, archived)

No, this

one's a bit too piratey. Have you got any pirate memory games that aren't as piratey as this one?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

MARGARET!! MARGARET!!

Have we got any pirate memory games that are a bit less piratey?

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:39, archived)

Margaret?

Margaret?

Yes?

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:36, archived)

This isn't a toy shop...

...It's a real one.

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harribo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)

He also said...

"Mrs Hoover, the floor is shaking..."

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harribo, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)

Ralph remember the time you saw snagglepuss in the yard

He was going to the bathroom

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)

I bent my wookiee

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:23, archived)

i have two owies!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

I read that

as 'I have two ovaries'

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:47, archived)

Paste tastes good

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ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)

It tastes like burning....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:32, archived)

You're going to heaven

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:35, archived)

Mittens?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)

Me fail English?

That's unpossible

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)

hehe

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rogan, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)

Animal paranoia #3: Are you talking to me?

(dognutz, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

hee hee hee

v good

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

Animals

with mohawks. Rock on.

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)

but no paranoid meerkat

would think there was 'no-one else here'. He would think there were buzzards waiting to grab him.

Woo yay houpla!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:15, archived)

looks like my sister

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Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

are you listenin to me?

woo!

(kebab, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:16, archived)

Spaced.

That is all.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:24, archived)

"Cashier Number Three, Please"

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

But he's the most efficient!

Woo yay!

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

Too good!

WooYay!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

arf!

very nice

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

Lovely

as ever :)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:09, archived)

My,

what a large letter opener he has...

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djol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)

If I had my way,

Harold Shipman would be a Saint.

His actions were an example to us all

(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)

I've spent half the morning

trying to speak to Parcelforce. Both numbers have been engaged for last three hours. Useless cunts. Death would certainly speed things up a bit.

(dognutz, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

woo to you

its very very good

sorry

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Happyperson, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

Not a problem

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)

Mmm

GOOD AFTERNOON. MAY I HELP YOU?..

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L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 13 Jan 2004, 13:17, archived)

"This Is A Security Announcement!"

"Please Do Not Leave Emotional Baggage Unattended"

"Thankyou"

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Happyperson, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

Ha that's my ex

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

when did you break up with here,

cos i've been with here for two years

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Happyperson, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

last week

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

Mmm, what was her name?

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Happyperson, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

You've been going out with her for 2 years

and you dont know her name?!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:07, archived)

Hehe

(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

I can never remember names

I called her number 3565

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Mond, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

thats amazing...

thats what i called her

"3563" i'd say, "3565 wheres my dinner"

"coming!" she'd say

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Happyperson, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:10, archived)

That reminds me

of a joke about an easily aroused cannibal

(Errol, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:11, archived)

pmt?

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

have i got noose for you!

COMP entry as well! PIP PIP

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)

the board is moving too fast for me today

i'm going to have lunch and do something else

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lemony, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

me too

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Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:06, archived)

Paul merton looks young there.

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Hoagie, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

I thought

Harold preferred them a little older.

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giraffen, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:08, archived)

Ian Hislop has to be the smuggest looking man on the planet!

Tit.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:14, archived)

Denise was quite looking forward to her first date.

Unfortunately, Roger had plucked up a little too much Dutch courage.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:02, archived)

yay for spongy penguins!!

hehehe

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

Hehe

Penguins are always pissed - Fact

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Goatpod, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:03, archived)

My first proper friend was called Denise....

I was only 2 at the time though

(el pedro, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:04, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

Brilliant!

Reminds me of a my work's christmas do....

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mog, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:05, archived)

hahahahaha!

100% brilliant

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:13, archived)

hahahaha!

fabtastic!

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mrRush, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:22, archived)

Damn you and your penguin madness

excellent it is

(ivor_the_engine, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:26, archived)

hahahaha!

fantastic drunken wobble!

(yakmonkey, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:27, archived)

Animal job security #2

#1 Jonathan

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sinisterduck, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 11:59, archived)

It's funny because it's true.

White Rhinos are very short-sighted. They don't appreciate myopic help, however.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 12:01, archived)

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