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# zombie Mona Lisa

afternoon all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Very nice.
Zombies are woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# that curious smile
looks like it's about to fall off....
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# the kind of smile
you could look at for hours.

or pull off and take with you to look at elsewhere
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:44, archived)
# she's thinking about spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:45, archived)
# very good :)
i don't have a zombie woo-yay, but if i did (and i'm making one now ...) i'd post it :)


offtopic: ages and ages ago someone posted a pic entitiled 'he-mantlepiece' - it had me in stitches and i've just realised that i don't have a backup of it anymore and i've just tried to explain it to two coworkers without much success, anyone know who did it ?

ta!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:43, archived)
# mystery bob?
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/3802/
(acheta, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:50, archived)
# yeah,
i ahem, checked google like i should have done in the first place :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:54, archived)
# aha, found it, sort of
Mystery Bob! do you still have the image you posted in this link:

www.b3ta.com/board/431207

ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:53, archived)
# have an almost appropriate woo
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:46, archived)
# :P
(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Yay - a darkside wooyay
that show is ace
(GARY R., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Moooooaaaaaaaaaaannnnna
Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:51, archived)
# its the sort of zombie
that you wouldn't mind eating your arm
(Market Man, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:00, archived)
# *chirp*

clicking embiggens
(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:34, archived)
# eeep

Nice shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Jesus cunting Christ!
*Grabs Shotgun*
*Shoots self*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# FRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAKKK !
I bet it nips too.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:36, archived)
# blimey!
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Proper Job
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:40, archived)
# haha
have you been watching scrapheap challenge?


apologies if you really are a farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Ha, not a farmer
But yes, I have been watching it. Shame about his truck, but I pissed myself laughing as they all ran to stop it. I've been trying to find a pic of Andy to make an animated Proper Job, but no luck as yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:46, archived)
# it was yes.
especially as it seemed completly pointless - a large truck was never going to win a drag race..

screen grab might have to be the answer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Wish I had a tv tuner for my computer
:(
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:54, archived)
# i'll do you one
on sunday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:58, archived)
# here's their trebuchet self destructing
www.reinvented.net/movies/JunkyardWarsMini.mov
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha
want one..

second thoughts, it looks a bit vicious

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:41, archived)
# WOO YAY
skiving work rules!!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# That's way too good.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:47, archived)
# is that a yak?
i highly approve of yaks.
and monkeys.
(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Damn!
You need to make some of these into pictures large enough to be desktops.

I need one of those at work!
(roferg69, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 1:48, archived)
# very very very
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:51, archived)
# and a half
bloody hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Woo fannytastic!
Reminds me of those bat gremlins...

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Absolutely splendoolic
that is Yakers you ol' monkey mutator :)
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 15:21, archived)
# That's Fanta sticks
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 16:16, archived)
# hope this works
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/bushhands.html
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 3:01, archived)
# Thats
fannytastic
(Fieldsie, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Tears at tea time...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# you were right
;)

vultures are picky eaters!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# No desert
untill you eat your spleens!

EDIT. Where's my woo?

Here it is... WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:37, archived)
# you see
that would have been a funnier caption.

In fact- anything would have been funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:39, archived)
# !
don't be so hard on yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Gataki, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# IT'S DAMN GOOD DAMMIT!
I agree, stop this madness at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I know! I know!
The worst part of these pictures is captions.

The more I look at the image the shitter the caption appears.

I am now reading it in my head with the voice of a whining 8 year old.

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:38, archived)
# It's good!
silly
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Hmmm...
*throws artistic tantrum*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Start complaining when
your filming yourself regurgitating milk onto a hardwood floor in your yellowish/white y-fronts. That will be your low-

The government actually paid for that in the big Art thingmi-package. Waste of money.

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Sorry but
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Nah
The caption was good, I was just giving you a taste of the inner whirrings of my mind as I looked at that picture.

I'm currently thinking about a tub of margerine and a rubber glove, but I can't say any more at this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:41, archived)
# !
*retreats to edge of room*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:46, archived)
# *follows*
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:50, archived)
# aaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!
GEDOFFMEGEDOFFME!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)
# he he he
pikey vulture
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:36, archived)
# I like it !
velly good
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:41, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Anyone else watching this?

certainly seems to be plenty of shade under there
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
Dark Place is the best thing on telly at the moment.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# I like it
but I think it tries too hard
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:34, archived)
# what's the name of the doctor
with the really deep voice?

he's my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Lucian Sanchez
played by Todd thingy
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:37, archived)
# that's the one.
class. nice hair too.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I like
Rob Brydon's directors' commentaries
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:34, archived)
# i like
richard and judy
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Hah.
Took me a while to get it, though.
Woo.
Dark place is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# For one awful moment
I thought that was a toilet bowl
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:36, archived)
# looks at bit
goatse ??
(Rychan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Long time lurker, first post
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Woo!
I'm off school ill today!

I'm having a fucking amazing time! Listening to music super loud, sitting in the bath investigating cleaning products, and just spent an hour having a lamb dinner, watching Spaced!

Ahh, life is bliss.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:32, archived)
# and you sound really ill too.
hope you get better soon grumblegrumble
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Investigating cleaning products?

You dont have the most interesting life do you? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:36, archived)
# You wouldn't believe what I found.
There's this odd thing of my sisters, "Dove Stimulating Massage" I think it was called. Anyway, it looks like cum, but for some unknown reason, it has blue grit mixed in with it.

It's weird, but don't half make my skin smoothe....
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:39, archived)
# And it's
nearly your 1st b3rthday.

Skiver.
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Yay!
That's so true.
*ponders truth*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:32, archived)
# woo and welcome.
(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:40, archived)
# The Graveyard Players were enjoying their 13th annual production of Hamlet


(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# very nice.
next weeks challenge should be:
THE DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# i concur
Lives of the Undead.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Can't it be "Mostly Dead"
a la Princess Bride?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# anything dead!
Wake The Dead With Photoshop!

'shop something dead!
'shop something to death!
'shop something back to life again!

undead is good too!

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:30, archived)
# reanimate the dead?
the super gif challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:29, archived)
# no rest for the undead!
undead celebrities!
get your pshop make-up kit out and make zombies out of everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:31, archived)
# kill everyone!
get away with murder!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# I suggest it be called
The Challenge OF DEATH!!!
(NoToRiouS, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# And remember the
exclaimation marks.
That's important
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Indeed






Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:40, archived)
# lovely !
Zombie Shakespeare !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# to die
to sleep, perchance to become a zombie!
yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# i like
that lots
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Sharktastic TJ:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3478747.stm

Man drives for help with shark still attached to his leg..

HAD to be an Aussie..
(mooskleo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Bah!
carpet sharks are rubbish.

both as carpets and as sharks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:30, archived)
# ha!
"Wobbegong shark".
(weedom, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Of course!
While you guys* would be screaming that a shark was eating you while still out in the water, we actually do something about it!

*"you guys" is vauge- for I really dont know who to direct it at

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Woo to the pic
I still think that the Hampton Players rendition of Hamlet is best.
Yes, they do exist.

(For non southerners, Hampton Wick is rhyming slang for... well use your own imagination - shortened in usage to Hampton)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Great
pose!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:41, archived)
# that's a bit woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Microsoft always seem to have Software problems
I must be the only stupid person who bought a copy of Windows ME. uninstalled it after 45 mins.
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:21, archived)
# what took you so long...
tsk thread waste...
(BadgerPirate, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:22, archived)
# im sorry
I was busy humping yo mama

/play ground talk
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Good comeback
for an imbecile! (only joking, lovin your work!)
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# thanks
i'm loving your mum.

bugga!! sorry!
it just kinda popped out.
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:31, archived)
# I hope you paid her this time.
She's getting pissed off giving you sympathy fucks.
(BadgerPirate, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:31, archived)
#
*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:23, archived)
# they still sell windows ME?
man...
" the secret is bang the rocks together guys!"
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# you got a t-shirt?
i must upgrade
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# of course i got a t-shirt
what else could convince someone to buy Windows ME apart from free clothing?
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# so...
before that you were running windows 3.11 in the nude?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# yeah
who wasn't?
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:28, archived)
# A teeshirt?
How about, "I Hate Windows, ME!"
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# and YOU
would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# TJ:
Whilst trawling through my webspace, I came upon this image...

What the fuck is that all about? anyone recognise anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# hahahah
Something to do with Sick_Boy i think..
wanted to add colour to the picture.
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
yes of course, it was someones parents or something.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:28, archived)
# it was a
can you touch up the color on this old photo for me type of thing. I can't remember who's it is though. I think sick_boy had a go at it.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# i think
it's sick_boy's mum and dad
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I concur!

Goodness knows where they were on holiday though!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# No it isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:52, archived)
# I have
opposing thumbs, and hence use a proper OS...


(yes, I'm a Macphile... go on, crucify me :) )
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# ooooh
can i? really? yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:29, archived)
# like me
i bet you are feeling smugger* by the day






* may not be a real word
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:31, archived)
# I have a mac
and I do love it.
but there's still plenty about it that makes me think
"why the FUCK did they make it do that? yeah, that's it, do that. *clenched teeth* that's exactly what I fucking want, yeah bitch yeah, gimme the fuckin rainbow spinning beachball fucking cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah ...
Having paid for that peice of sh1t is what's got my g.f. interested in Linux. ME is the best anti-Microsoft advert you could imagine.
P.S. Is that a real T-shirt, and if so, have you considered selling it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# selling it?
who would buy it?
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:28, archived)
# horrible, horrible
geeks.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:29, archived)
# that means i'd sell millions..
you sure?
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:30, archived)
# yes!
contact thinkgeek.com (one probably already exists..)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:32, archived)
# i thought
what the hell..

and submitted it to them
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# let the anger flow through you
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies?


It's Drew Bearrymore - I am so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:12, archived)
# RUN TELEBEAR
RUN

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Arrrgh
Run mr. Bear, run...

W/Y/ and a big H for scare bears
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:13, archived)
# I recognise that bear . . .


(yours is better though) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:15, archived)
# He's reely scared and all

Look out!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:15, archived)
# hahahahha
Today is getting to be a pritty good day.

Am working on an image but feel it will not be good enough to post at this rate...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:16, archived)
# that's
never stopped you before! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:21, archived)
# see above.
you are right.

:p
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:39, archived)
# oh i say
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:19, archived)
# "No, I don't want friggin' double glazing"
"Arrgh!"
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# that is...
(Sharpy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:21, archived)
# how long did you spend
masking out all those individual hairs? sheeesh!
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I drew 'em back in by hand
it's a bit quicker than masking..
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# sicko!
haha very nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# mwahahaha
the look in the eyes is perfect..see the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooo...and so on!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# that's just my cup of tea
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 20:07, archived)
# bastards

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# HAHA
Death to all squirrels!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:13, archived)
# All squirrels are
cnuts and a wooish yay for the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# first out loud snigger of
the day form me


woo and indeed yay! fanta stick
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Go nuts!
Have a Yay/Woo from me!


Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] beep beep beep



(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Hehe
Very good W/Y/ and H
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# you've surpassed yourself
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Woo for pixelated images
Have a shameful pearoast... it's on me.

(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:09, archived)
# CLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that's the only computer game my dad was ever any good at
have you played chuckie egg 3d?, it's mental in first person mode
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# No, is it available for download?
/Really excited!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:12, archived)
# certainly is
can't remember where I originally got it, but there's a link on this site

members.tripod.com/Joshua_Boom/games/games.htm
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Ta muchly
8-)

Edit: ARRRRRFG! 404 on Chuckie egg 3d linkie...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:22, archived)
# you mean this one?
retrospec.sgn.net/games.php?gamelink=1

*woo* they've got head over heels!!! aces
(meejahor, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:42, archived)
# WYH for Chuckie Egg
*rummages in hard drive
*ah...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Nice
one
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:09, archived)
# it's like ceefax or something
innit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:10, archived)
# woot!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# hahahah
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Top banana !
Wonderfool
It's little Miss Sue Purb
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:17, archived)
# that
really is wonderful
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Are you in the mood for love?


No, me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:01, archived)
# hurrah
death to Valentines day
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:02, archived)
# I like it
And I've never had a Valentine's card, except from my Mum. I normally go out with a gay mate, drink champagne all night and steal red roses from all the tables.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:04, archived)
# wipes away a tear
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# sounds sad
I guess, but it really only is if you mind being on your own
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# even sader
;-)
(acheta, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# /wrists
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# /ambulance
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Quick one off the...
???
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:17, archived)
# As in:
Quick one off the wrist. That's what I usually get up to on Feb 14th....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# ah
thought it might be! Not sure that wrists are so relevant for the laydeez though
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Unless you're going up to the wrists maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Indeed.
Also, I believe there is a fair bit of wrist movement required during the flicking of the bean.

Post a picture to prove otherwise. A/S/L?

(and we have come full circle)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:27, archived)
# well this weekend im at uni with a load of losers
but they're all pissing off to home or spain or somewhere, which is annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I agree!
I'm now resigned to spend the rest of mylife alone, it's not a problem anymore!

Single for just over 1 year now. She waits for me to take her on holiday for valentines, then fucks off with another bloke.

Can you tell i'm not bitter ?

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Not bitter at all
You're like a big old grapefruit!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:13, archived)
# HEY!
Less of the old. 25 years old, i'm at my peak apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:23, archived)
# .



/I thought this was appropriate to the thread, don't take it personally
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Heh,
I read that as
"We'll feel you up in your time of crisis."
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:19, archived)
# gets out the potato shop
thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# OK that was fun.
Now everybody back to me....

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Valentine
Patron Saint of lonely single people. ie me.

(goes off to run a bath and find a sharp implement!)
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Valentines is cruel
Because I cant be with my boyfriend. That and I cant afford a decent present and... its just a gimmic for sales, not for love.

Thats why I think your picture is wonderful (and I wish I had those for when I didnt have my boyfriend :( )

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# You would give sweets to your bf!
That said cock off and you cunt on them!

What next, a horses head!

EDIT. Like to point out that this is a joke, and I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# You know what-
I think he would probably laugh and pass them off to his flatmate thats pissing him off right now-
Uni rooms = wankers that fall asleep on your bed because they cant be buggered finding there own (Optional:under all the shit in there room)

Yeah- probably could give him sweets :)

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:09, archived)
# i know that
*prods the person in his bed*

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# That's getting into the spirit of things
I'm now going to pull off cupids wings (not 'pull off' cupids wings - that's just not right)
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# i've banned hallmarkfest
in my house


edit/ btw, woo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# brilliant
valentines gift for an ex. Well shopped too.


Gets my woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Aww bless (apologies for pearoast but this is smaller, be nice!)


(Bebop4ever, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:57, archived)
# All babies look just like Winston Churchill
100% of Fact!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:09, archived)
# This is true
it's when they grow up still looking like him you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Unless the careers advisor
specified 'Winston Churchill-a-like' in his evaluation?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:20, archived)
# You are right!
William Hague! Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:23, archived)
# and so ended Count Spatula's reign of terror!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:54, archived)
# That's really really good
wooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:56, archived)
# big
woos
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:57, archived)
# gah!
at least you didn't try for a pun about steaks! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I don't
do "puns"

I do high-brow quality humour :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:04, archived)
# oh right,
I'll keep an eye out for that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I'm still scared though!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:59, archived)
# cunt spatula

woo!
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Spoonerism #9


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,

(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:53, archived)
# woo
the look on harvey's face is just perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
so cruel but so very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:57, archived)
# arf
arf arf...........arf
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:57, archived)
# It's worth it
a neatly trimmed granny
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:58, archived)
# *fwap*
*fwap*
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Have you done
a site for these yet?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
These just get better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# oh yes
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# did somebody say troll hour?


yes ... I did ... just up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:53, archived)
# a/s/l
?
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:58, archived)
#
um
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:01, archived)
# I've meant to ask
what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:03, archived)
# hah! you're not fooling me
If I tell, that means everyone will think I'm a troll. And I'm not. So I'm not.
(weedom, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# age
sex
location....



...so i'm told...
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:08, archived)
# damn!
i thought it was something rude
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:11, archived)
# It seems Justin left with Chew

"I don't know what I'm thinking of, but I'm leavin' with Chew"
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Very true
Wonder who was the "lady"?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:53, archived)
# hehe
off for a bit of "wookie nookie" no doubt :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hehehe
*snort* hehehe

I likes

Thankyou.
(MissieMissie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:00, archived)
# cum slut
(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:51, archived)
# isnt that a blatent pearoast
(BigBobbyh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Did you make that?
If not, then, don't post it.

If so, then don't repost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I think
websense has blocked that URL, and I'm kind of glad...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:53, archived)
# in fact
isn't that emohawk's website?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16195
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:55, archived)
# it is indeed
he won't be pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:56, archived)
# He does have an uploader
thingy that he lets people use
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:56, archived)
# yo
yo pearoast - ick i really should read the faq - ( goes off with his tail between his legs)
(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:58, archived)
# means nothing to me
the whole URL is blocked I think
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:59, archived)
# My websense seems to be less prudish than yours!
Must be dutch pinko liberalism hard at work again.
But he does let people upload their pictures onto his site.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:01, archived)
# it's sounding
dangerously like you're giving people the benefit of the doubt! what's wrong with you?!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:05, archived)
# sorry, LOCK UP THE THIEVING BASTARD!
Emo did offer his uploader to host images to someone on 4rthur the other day, so it should be OK
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:07, archived)
# stop
telling me that it's okay!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:10, archived)
# It's OK
I'll stop telling you it's OK now.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:14, archived)
# right now?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:18, archived)
# just now or now now?
Now now!
Sorry that only makes sense if you've got a South African friend who knows the difference
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:21, archived)
# I've seen
lethal weapon 2 if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:24, archived)
# It would
but I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:30, archived)
# This Is True
Its my Uploader
Available for all to use
at www.externalerror.com/gallery

yours for only £99,999.95
and you wont have problems with traffic no more.

ooops... back to the future moment there
(Emohawk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:12, archived)
# that's
very accomodating of you, how charming
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Websense blocked too
I am told it's 'tasteless'
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:33, archived)
# be told
B3ta is where most triffic images get made or promoted. If you're cleaning out old images we've probably seen them all before and chances are they are made by a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:59, archived)
# cheers
i made that though - just i posted it 3am or some shit - she catch's fire too.
(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:01, archived)
# no someone else did that fire one
you may have done this one, by that time i was drunk
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:06, archived)
# 'tis so true
(garfi3ld, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Thought I would share this...

it doesn't do anything funny but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I think
it's pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:51, archived)
# yay
try removing the last frame - it seems to jolt. (this can happen if the first and last frame are the same)

edit: unless of course jolting was the intention, in which case, I'll shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:54, archived)
# (hmmm, maybe I'll claim jolting was the intention)
but it wasn't - it was trying to line up the bastard grass that did it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Gnoll, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:56, archived)
# ahhh
tricky business
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:59, archived)
# well
personally I like a big cock that moves but maybe thats just me.
he's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:02, archived)
# kitten on the moon
(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:46, archived)
# did you actually shop that?
or is it another stolen image?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:48, archived)
# i'm guessing
not.

either way, hooray for moon kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:49, archived)
# or moon pigs...


2429060
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:58, archived)
# subtle
wy
(garfi3ld, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 13:00, archived)
# :|
that hurt
(f1sh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:50, archived)
# it was a question
not a rusty nail through the testes
... and the answer is?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:51, archived)
# how about this?
/pummels viciously
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:51, archived)
# this is turning into a fun game
Where is that image from?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:50, archived)
# See my message above re: reposts
Either a repost or a steal.

Edit:

Stop taking emohawk's pictures, putting your label on them, and then posting them as your own. It's not big or clever. And it's fucking annoying too.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:53, archived)
# "Doo, de, do, do..."
(fatpotanga, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:41, archived)
# *looks at filename*
That's no duck!

EDIT: Where in the watermelon are my manners, it's a good shoppage, W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:42, archived)
# it's more of a duck
than a chicken, or a leopard
(fatpotanga, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:43, archived)
# true.
but you could say it was more of a goose or a swan than al those things.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:46, archived)
# yeah but,
ducks more of a comedy word.
(fatpotanga, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Hmm, I find geese funnier
Then again I live with a load of brown geese on campus, and they all congregate at night on these concrete blocks.

They're watching us, plotting.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:50, archived)
# you've got a point there
TJ: did anybody here get tickets for the pixies' instantly-sold-out reunion gigs?
(just so I have somebody specific to direct my anger towards)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:50, archived)
# It's quite clearly a flamingo
But it's a lovely picture
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:44, archived)
# woo
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:44, archived)
# I like it
I have no idea what it is* or what it means
but I like it
(* other than a goose with a hat and a bag of white things)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 12:44, archived)

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