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[challenge entry] I just stopped in a carpark
flicked the interior light on to check the map and he was there.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha haha ha ha ha
brilliant!!!
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# What car do you have?
It looks pretty space age and shiny
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# It's from the future!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Fortunately there is no chance of a bandwagon rip-off of that picture....
sorry

My car is a right hand drive...
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# you should have your coolant checked then
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# :D
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# it's a BMW
don't know which one, but I'm a sad sad case
(driverchris, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# I did think so,
I recognised the air vents
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# mm hmm...
Yes the vents, the stalks are a dead giveaway too. Also the chrome bezel... Arghh, must... get... life...
(driverchris, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# The gearknob also
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:11, archived)
# MZ3 according to my history.
http://www.mz3.net/articles/130.html
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# That'll be the M Roadster
Car pedantry is my life


sob
(driverchris, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Oops sorry
If I'd been arsed to read the text I would have realised.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# It is a Z3
I know - I own one (a 3.0i)

Edit: The z3 in the pic is not an M roadster, just a normal Z3. You can tell by the colour of the speedo/rpm gauges.


(texasjohn, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# What's that all about, then?
I'd look it up, but I don't know who it is!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Stan Collymore
Got caught dogging. I suppose if I have to explain it, it won't be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# Stan Collymore = some kind of sport figure
Dogging = exhibitionit sexual practice

Therefore Stan Collymore + Dogging = funny.

It's amazing what doesn't make it into the news, nowadays...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:12, archived)
# i cant remember who was asking
about the smooth drag thingy, I think it was Jeffcakeshop, but who ever it was. I knocked this up quickly for you cause im bored
.swf here
.fla here
.txt here
also you can drag the anchor if you're quick enough
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# am i sad?
(Cockfosters!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# when I try to open that in flash
it says unexpected wrong format

(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# ooh i did it in mx
2004 they dont like each other, that an mx. ill save it as a txt
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# damn macromedia! lets boycott them
*goes off to write some php in dreamweaver with its rather nice syntax highlighting*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# have some
more tunage
as before click the link on the new page (bloody lycos)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# noodles
is the character played by Al Pacino in Once Upon a Time in America
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# nice
although ... and this is a general whinge rather than aimed at your lovely choon ... I do wish somebody would come up with a slightly better format than "four bars add something in four bars take something out eight bars bit of a tempo change"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:15, archived)
# aphex twin
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:20, archived)
# meh ... mebbe
8 bars then introduce a screaming monster that wants to eat your soul ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# autechre then.
or barry manilow
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# new to board
so rip the piss all you want, or go easy on me - whichever
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# That's
good.
No ripping needed.

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# very observent
have a woo
"you could get your foot stuck in zippy's mouth tho"
( i never thought i've ever say that sentence again)
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Again
???
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# .
have a woo
"you could get your foot stuck in zippy's mouth tho"
( i never thought i've ever say that sentence again)
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# Welcome!
Pull up etc.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# good start,
the image seems to have been stretched, but no first post goes perfectly.

have your first woo.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# bit late.
damn.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# ha
i'm quick on the old typetrex
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# shut it jinxy
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# ;)
how do you change your name
im going to change it to jinxy on b3ta
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# go to update your profile
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:01, archived)
# done and done
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Johnny Wilkinson
kicks like a Thunderbird.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Wot?
... like a rumblin' turkey?
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Poor
zippy

Woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# haha!
excellent!

welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# oh go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay!
forgive me father, for i have spammed...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# why oh why oh why
do we not get buried in clives here?

i can think of no better image to shop. as you've probably noticed... :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# well, i had rather.
i'm going to do something clive-related tonight, but i haven't decided what yet.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Woo
I like those.
Fluffy
Fluffy
Fluffy
And funny
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# the facial expressions are fantastmo
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# AW!
The one behind has the cutest face ever!!!!!
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I willl always love that
it should be posted at least once a week for the health of the nation
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# welcome
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# tangfastic!!


hello everyone, i've just got back from the daentists
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# same
as the dentists?

Do they remove As? hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# very clever
your wrong tho
they only remove teeth
:P
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# i see your useful links and i nominate my new site
www.chimneysweep.tk
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# i shall add it
now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# doesn't work
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# did they give you local?
xylocaine rules when doing rocky impressions.... "Adrieeeeene!"
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me laugh far more than it had any right to
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# *sees name*
pixels.homerize.com
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# oooh yes, you mentioned that before
i must get around to having a look through it at some stage

cheers for reminding me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# OH
Every time I see that snails smile it disturbs me a little bit more.
He's up to something.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# his name's brian
he's ace at darts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh Johhhnnny!!!
can you animate him?


please...?


just for me?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Yay! Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I haven't seen a Jonny Wilkinson post in ages...

(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# my boss is called
john(ny) wilkinson.





unfortunatley he's not the J Wilkinson
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# HUZZAH !!!


Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Giant Floating Baby Head...
sometimes dreams late at night
of finding a land full of his people.
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# fp it quickly
thats fantastic
YAY
WOOOOOOO
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU'LL JINX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# fp
fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fp fu fp fp fp fp
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# no x 4000000
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# fp x infinity + 1 more than you'll ever say
infinity forever
cross fingers
infinity protection
ultimate
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# it's been fp'd.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahaha

haha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# fp x infinity + 1 more than you'll ever say
infinity forever
cross fingers
infinity protection
ultimate
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# jinx personal padlock
to be free i have to say your name. and because it's a personal padlock only I can free you.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# *insert evil laugh here*
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# what
you going to give me an internet beat or something
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# haha
now you are cursed for the rest of your life


hahahahahha sucker
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# WTFAYS?
I mean like shiiiit.....

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# 3D Woo to you!
Incredible!
(microsaulxp, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# very clever
3dness!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Yaysome
I love floating baby heads - 'specially with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# WOO
aCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# you sir
are clearly insane.

seek help.





woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# So woo!
His facial expression is textbook, and that 3d effect is from the heavens above.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Big Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# make him stop
he'll shake the world to bits!
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# brill!
does floating baby head have a fan club?
(beneneuman, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# even without comprehension,
there can still be appreciation.
woo!
(yakmonkey, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# i was stoned. and there was a reason at the time.
it still tickles me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# woohoo haha! you know I love your floating baby heads!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Worried
fearsome laser you have there billy

*bzzz*

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Fantably brilliant!
(Gabbertoons, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 21:05, archived)
# wow
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# that...
...is the fucking wooyayingest thing I've seen this year so far.

Mesmerising. Christ.


O____________________________________O
(Yvash ...taking apathy to new levels of oh fuck it., Fri 5 Mar 2004, 3:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# That's
no foul
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# wait - thats no
.....
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# that's no football..
they look as if they are on an transparent hill.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# nah
its a very shabby can-can
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# I love
Sturdy girl!! mmmmmm!
(beneneuman, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA







..Women's football
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# In honour of science day:
Here is where Domo's are made....

only yooooouuuu, canna make this world seem right
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# It's just like superted.
We need a superdomo.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# coming out next year
to be honest - it's just domo with a plastic abe lincoln hat
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# where do they keep the factory seconds?
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# and here is where they are DESTROYED!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# you have really taken a shine to the little fella
....:¬)
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# CORRECTION - Where they WERE destroyed....
Take that...

You gotta love Domo.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# i love your profile
DOMO
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# anim!
ANIM IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:06, archived)
# I tried
But I'm new to GIMP, and MSPAINT (where I do all my pics.) does not have animation.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:10, archived)
# B3ta on the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# fuck.
that is good.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# well, of course.
first thing i learnt, b=3ta.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# naked
women.

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# have you seen the 'chavette of the day'?
Niomi has turned into something of a star because her boyfriend isn't very good at website building.

NSFW

www.kroozmidz.com/albums/naomi/
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# yeah
she was a healthy dose of prime slut.

woo to naked women!

althought that link doesnt seem to be the one...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# No but
Sam and Shellie are arsetastic.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:05, archived)
# hehe
PB really have taken them to the cleaners
(dognutz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Oh
Even he isn't confident of how to spell her name. That's some fine boyfriend she has. Tsk.

EDIT: It looks like old b3tan, the Rev. Goatboy has the bloke's phone number
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# that scary good is
yes
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Look at the size of those
ears!!!
(sbeck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# they're like chelsea buns
...
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# poor
chelsea..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# In fact...
....it looks like a scan of a Ferengi!



/shameless display of Star Trek knowledge!!
(sbeck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# ..and check out the
size of the Occipital Lobe!!!!!

Wow!!
(Sheepattack!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# very
interesting
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# that's friggin
marvel-arse
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Loose weight the easy way...
Yeah ok it was Jan's idea. Should get yourself some photoshop :-P
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# very good
also - smoke yourself thin
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# you need this...
(dognutz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# yay
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
/soooo going to hell
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# When he died
I gave up playing the trumpet.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# tsk
Dedication is what you need
(dognutz, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# and
"get confident, stupid!"
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# good use of the word poo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# good work
but it was my idea gimpboy
(janjan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# yep
your a pretty experienced b3tan
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# his profile is like a clock
refresh - and i know how long i've been on
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# sorry
but are you trying to have a go or something?

(janjan, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# no
im entirely pleasent
hurry up and make a picture
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# pssst
pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# :P
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] compo
effort...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# wow
3D spong. You've taken it to a new level.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Agreed
Awesome spongage.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# do you decide whether you get front pages or not?
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Rob, typo on front page

Have you ever tried starting a fire, second line buring instead of burning:)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# he meant buring
rob doesn't make mistakes
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# You obviously haven't seen his missus!


*jokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# :P
(Market Man, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Is that Stan Colymore
in the car park?
(Doctor Evil, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# No.
He isn't wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Look
at Basil's cheery face!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# yak yak yak
lmao
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Laminate Flooring ...


... better than telly
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# hehheeh
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# i like it when i bang something and it startles my cat
he does this scattering run thing and doesn't get proper grip.

never fails to amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# thats
the sole reason* we had laminate flooring put down on our hall

* May be not 110% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Problem with
laminate flooring is it makes the room feels cold.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# the one room in my house
with laminate flooring is always the warmest.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# my cat poppy does the same thing
that reminds me I must post a video of her doing the moonwalk which is her best trick by far....
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# imagine the fun
when a 40kg alsation kicks into gear
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# woo hooo!
that's super trouper in a brown mini cooper with a pooper scooper.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# That
I love
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# too funny
hehehe
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# YAY!
Magic.
We once had a labrador that took about six months to get used to a new shiny floor.
Couldn't swim either. Or retrieve. Or bark.
In fact it was a really shit labrador now I think about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# thats the best reply I have ever had
ta!
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# when combined with glass patio doors,
the magic is multiplied
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Quick. Dirty.
(aden_nak, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Obscure.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# i dont get it
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# that's because
it look so natural :P
(I helped save b3ta! bookerina, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# The big screen can be scary
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# that's a bit woo that
und uber scary

edit: and they're pointing at maggie's tit
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# BMP?
Woo, but friendly image type, please
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Cherie
has a nice arse.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# and is doing a sound recording
of a fart
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Yes.
His name is Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Don Johnson, never looked so good.

I believe the term is seamless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# cheech rules
was that series sponsored by Smash?
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Cheech ruled.
Cheech is currently appearing in some horrible show about a lawyer that my wife watches (Judging Amy). He plays a sweet old gardener type scrote. Unless he's growing some hardcore chronic out there somewhere, I'm afraid he's lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Cheech has a habit of appearing in all sorts of things.
I should imagine that he has a nice, steady income.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Italian people are cunts, but they play good fotball

(][DaN][, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# vaffanculo!
Italian blokes are lovely
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Is that a woman on a computer?
if so then its fundimentally wrong im afraid
(][DaN][, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Is what a woman on a computer?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# is this you?
www.lighthouse.org/sharing_solutions/winter2002/images/woman_computer.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# lol
kill him!
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# I wish!
Maybe when I was a young lass...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# *chortle*
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# it's the witch from rentaghost
/runs and hides from resurfacing childhood memories
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# no.


wait....

no.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# If memory serves me correctly,
that's a very rude word.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# tra-la-la
I'm a stronza!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# If you say so...
:/
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
#
www.sonic.net/maledicta/vaffanculo.html
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# If it's as rude a word as I think it is (and google isn't telling!)
then there's no way I'm clicking that at work!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# my favorite foreign swear is "tia nia ma chow hai"
which in cantonese is "fuck your mum's front bum"



my wife bought me a book on for'n cussin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# "va fanculo" no?
/forrinfilth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# ey robbie,
woh 'is french for va fanculo?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# va te faire foutre
or va va te faire foutre voom
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# "va te faire enculer"
or "va te faire foutre chez les greques" if you're feeling more poetic, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# i particularly like
'anussi li occhi, piccolo bambino vomito' or summat like that. tis 'sniff my eyeball you little baby sick!' or so i've been led to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# i'm sitting here trying to do different accents
for each country.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# i can just imagine them
all having a north yorkshire accent....and i'm not even from yorkshire at all.
How odd.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# All italians are cunts are they?
Yay for racism!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# zenophobism
actually
(][DaN][, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# if you're gonna be pedantic
then please learn to spell
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# yeah
you spell it 'aktualee'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# sounds like a cheese
dairylee aktualees.

could be a hit in the kiddy cheese market
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# kiddy cheese
YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# *boik*
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Yay for Zylophones!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# ahem xeno!
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:26, archived)
# The warrior princess?
Or something to do with paradoxes?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# something like that
8¬/~
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# I stand by my statement
and it's spelt with an x numbnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Well....
Is it counted as zenophobia to call someone "that italian twat" whilst commenting on how nice the other italians are in the office?

All the other italians I've met have been nice, just one is as sterotypical as you can get and effin' annoying to boot....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# You may know a large number of twats,
of which only one is Italian.
In which case, you are probaly just adding a helpful qualifier, but it is likely that to an individual from outside of your group, you may appear to be indulging in racist behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# i fucking hate italians
with their little blue and red dugarees and mustaches.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Bloody stereotypes.
Frighteningly accurate, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# thats very woo
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very very very nice.
Although I don't think that the Sicilians would react that moderately...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# It's a kuck!
Or a 'dangaroo'. ;) ahem.

very woo good sir.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# tj that isn't reallya threadjack:
i have a new site, www.chimneysweep.tk
i'm not asking you to add it to your favourites/join it/rate it - i just need you to save it from extinction. if it doesn't have 25 (different) visitors in it's first 90 days it ceases to exist - so i would be very glad if you clicked on it, and went back.

there is nothing much too see, but there will be some day if you click on the link to it, wait for it to load then press the back button.

have a nice day,
the sweep.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# well, i spose it is a threadjack,
just not really a henious one.

i like that word, henious.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Heinous?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# done and done
I was looking at the "loading" icon swirling around and thought "what if the bastard has put a goatse in there?"

but thankfully not
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# that's the problem with posting a link on b3ta,
everyone always suspects you!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Proof that birds evolved from dinosaurs
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# which is true
i've seen jurasic park!

woo to the pic by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# sppppffffffllllt
where's the damn coffee spittoon when you need it?
That's most honky. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I like that a lot
no, really, I want to take it home and feed it biscuits.

do you have a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# no
sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# that's ok
i'll just move my head closer to the screen
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Damn
I love your stuff.

Edit: have a smiley coopergerbil from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Sorry for the geeky content but
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# fair enough
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# fairy muff
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Hairy fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I feel dirty for making geek statements like that...
but Java is doing my head in, I think its to complex for my 4.5 braincells to manage.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Controvesial
or not controversial enough? Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:20, archived)
# I like the inner meaning of the deep underlying metaphor.
(1, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Oooh deep!
Almost as deep as... oh what was that film called??


... oh that's it, "The Deep"!


(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# can I borrow that spare apostrophe
my desk is a bit wobbly?
/pedant

*goes back to reading java jsr-135 spec*
/geekier
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# You really must be a doctor.
I'm going back to a language without objects, if Java were a kitten, it would be a disabled ugly kitten with two heads!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# ooooo
*imagines putting the entire java spec in a sack full of bricks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# chirp chirp
(W3stwing, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# YAY !
Splenndid !!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# harsh
but fair. woo!

TJ
Teen Girl Squad 5!
(sorry if glasscock)
(Gimbo, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I love
Homestar Runner!
(beneneuman, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11111oneeleven1
*perch*
'my lungs are filling up with sand'

absoloute class!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# the sb email
is pretty great this week too.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# sneses rock
i recently found mine and have become re-addicted to shadowrun
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# what?
tfayboa?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# gimbo has rediscovered his snes
according to his username
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:21, archived)
# oh the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ser name!
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# mmmmm......
crispy :P

very woo sir/miss!
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# awww how cute but how sad
have a pearoast for all things fluffy that come in eggs:

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:13, archived)
# no!!!
that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Sweet!
(although if you poach them in the shell they're much more succulent /delia*)

*is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
#
made me cry
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:19, archived)
# !


i'm going to go into the next room and cry

i'm not joking
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Pussy pate anyone
(Sigma5, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
I hate cats anyway.

Not kittens though!

Woo to you pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# that looks like
han solo (for some reason)....

i'd put an animated wooyay here but i cant make one, dammit!

woo!
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# that's what i thought.

he should be quite fine, if he survived the pate' freezing process.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# aaaaaaagh my head hurts
having to think is too damn hard at this time of day.
(The Wigmeister, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Jabba will pay a high price for this one...
or something.
[edit: mindpiss...]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# that is F**KING WOO!
despite all the good quality posts it is the best thing I have seen today.... and probably the most unexpected.
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahahahaa!!
Have a woo!! That reminds me of a website that used to be around called cat-scan.com - I think it's been closed down now!
(sbeck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# wonders
if boobscan has been closed down?

/at work
(garfi3ld, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Boobscan looks like
it's temporarily out of action!!


/at work too but with wall behind me and in IT so I AM the law!!! ^_^
(sbeck, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# you made me really hungry!
here kitty kitty.... crunch
(BadgerPirate, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Confit de kitten! Tasty!
Nice potted cat effect.
Does anybody eat kitten? In the Real World™ I mean. I met a bloke who'd eaten lion once.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:17, archived)
# I like
Eating pussy. especially young ones.
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)

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