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Dave had become quite attched to his car.

Sorry, ready for bed. Goodnight.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:37, archived)

the modern

centaur

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:40, archived)

What the hell..

I made a noise! something like hahhahaa!

Gave my sandwich quite a scare there.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:55, archived)

Some people asked

for the script that I run on my gallery.

I released it now, so Come and get it.

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:30, archived)

You fucking rock

That is all.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:33, archived)

Oooh!

I might steal that. I'm spending all weekend making my gallery pretty

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:35, archived)

tj: The Most Beautiful Noise In The World

www.retecool.com/filmpies/v8.html

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Happyperson, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:37, archived)

sounds more like a car

and nothing at all like "that's OK dr bolic, this round is on me and my twin sister helga"

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:43, archived)

That remoinds me

of the clip that was goin around of the complete mentalist driving a supercar around some city at 5:30 in the morning flat out.

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Hankster, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:46, archived)

TJ:Flash help

does anyone here know much about making a mask work in Flash? I've got it to work until I publish the file, and then it breaks. Any links to tutorials or something of that sort would be appreciated.
As a reward, check out my previous flash stuff (albiet it's for school assignments)
Kick an elf-thing
and
How To Draw

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:44, archived)

how odd.

does it work in preview?
If I remember rightly, there are certain things that can't be used as masks..

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:49, archived)

That could be...

It does work in preview, but if I test the movie or I publish it breaks. I used an animated vector shape as my mask. Perhaps that's what's done it. I'll investigate.

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:52, archived)

They could have saved themselves a lot of trouble...

(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:29, archived)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:39, archived)

Well thank you.

Blank is better than nothing.

Edit: Oh it works! It's a pretty picture. Well, Native Americans were the only inhabitants of America originally, so Europeans who invaded are technically immigrants. Must be a crap idea to warrant this much explanation.

(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:39, archived)

Ah.

Politics.
Wrong side of the Atlantic to get in initially, but you make a good point. :¬)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:42, archived)

Is it?

Oh well, twunting geography. If you're going to do politics then I suppose you should do it badly. Think I'll stick to stupid knob jokes.

(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:43, archived)

Yay!

for knob jokes.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:44, archived)

I agree

America for Americans.

Get rid of those damn European immigrants, goin over there, stealing their jobs..

/Daily Buffalo

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:45, archived)

Hurrah! Somebody got it!

Whoopie!

(Cregol, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:47, archived)

Ning!

Pea roast with added blinkage

/grafting

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:26, archived)

Eek!

Now that's what I call a smile!

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:28, archived)

TJ to the PR, poss GC:

www.badgers.org.uk/brocks-world/10todo01.html

Ning people!

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TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:31, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:07, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:08, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:09, archived)

hickory

bedknob

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:10, archived)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:09, archived)

sssshhh

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:09, archived)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:13, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:09, archived)

Wallace liked it much better in Maurice's hole...

...They even had a cup o' tea, but James the snail couldn't fit, nor did he like the candlabra.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:22, archived)

that is great.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)

Practice makes perfect

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:25, archived)

lighting's always a bitch,

but that's a splendid candle effect.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:27, archived)

happy happy joy joy

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)

yay

for cuppa

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:26, archived)

Cockalorum!

I should really get on with some work though, might make another mash this afternoon :)

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:29, archived)

loverly

will all three be happy in the end?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:27, archived)

Who knows,

Maurice seems quite easy going...

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:28, archived)

aww

that's lovely.

(Tarquin., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:29, archived)

Smashing!

But pity poor James...!

He! He! You said 'hole'....!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:35, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:03, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:04, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:05, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:06, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:14, archived)

Tony didn't seem especially happy

to have a young lady hatching out of his back

weird shit lives in my pond

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:22, archived)

i'm glad i have no tattyshopping skills

i'm sure my weird mind is on a par with yours.

W/Y/H

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:23, archived)

lack of skills doesn't stop me!

as you can see...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)

my tatty shopping skills are like this

but as far as making pics go, i suck donkey dick

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:26, archived)

nothing like a bit of speech bubbling...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:28, archived)

Good morning

Click for much prettier 1600x1200

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N3d, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:21, archived)

I'm surprised

nobody has replied to this post yet. I think that's wooyayhoupla and have saved it for future desktop usage.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:39, archived)

Thankyou sir

MH did reply but it seems to have Gone Away.

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N3d, Thu 20 May 2004, 11:07, archived)

Made this...

Kinda a "in" joke, but here, enjoy...

Click for bigger

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:16, archived)

I have a 'trauma' injury to my Primary Fire finger.

Damn Unreal Tournament.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:18, archived)

his skin isn't pale enough yet

WOO

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:18, archived)

e-hem..

my skin...

(BurningFeetMan, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:19, archived)

still too much colour

come back in a fortnight when the sunlight burns your eyes

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:20, archived)

heh heh heh

saw this in a simpsons off of bittorrent last night:
"E-Z-SAVE STRIPPERS: If we send you your daughter you get your money back".
Who says the Simpsons have lost their touch?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:20, archived)

i didnt say it

simpsons am Wooage to the max

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:21, archived)

Shouldn't that read B3ta anonymous??

(coloured_rings, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:22, archived)

Nah,

it would be something to stop your compulsion to press refresh

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:25, archived)

Likin' that

Amusing mental image of someone looking for a camping spot :).
Also when the teacher asks what a volcano is they might be prone to shout 'Fire in the hole' (groan)

(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:23, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:54, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:55, archived)

Alladin...

(bigkyri, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)

Since we're pearoasting

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

owch

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

Ha Ha

the look on his face tells me the troops forgot to lube up.

(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

wouldnt be the first time

*walks like john wayne*

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:15, archived)

Sharon to pull out of Gaza Strip

;-)

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mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:17, archived)

The adjusting of the tie

is a great touch.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:19, archived)

luckily that was in the original photo. I like to think I'd have put it in if not - but I'd have probably taken an easier route :-)

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mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:20, archived)

It's sweet when you find *just* the right source image.

*sighs*

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)

Haha

what a mistakea to makea

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

haha

gutted

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

Where's Barbara?

Aromatic spices?

Woo?
Yes.

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magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:15, archived)

Hurrah

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magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:15, archived)

pffft!

I can't believe you had a 'moment' with pantseatflyer.
You might yet make the b3ta pantheon...

/jealous

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:18, archived)

They had a moment?

*scratches head*
F*cking dandruff.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:20, archived)

he seems like a nice chap

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:21, archived)

What is this moment of which you speak?

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magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:21, archived)

i met him yesterday

and spoke to him

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:25, archived)

I have to say,

you've certainly made an impression in your 11 days here.
Isn't it about time you put some stuff in your profile?

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:26, archived)

PSF said an entire sentence!

www.b3ta.com/board/3217807

*doffs cap to Golden boy*

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:25, archived)

I'm sure he used to post the ocassional follow up message to his early posts.

Usually in response to "what the fuck is going on?"
Never explained himself, and now we all love him for it.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:30, archived)

but normally

it's a "yes" or a "no"

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:30, archived)

He's quite verbal here, and the mods are telling him off!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:37, archived)

Good god

Truely a milestone in B3ta history. He has spoken before, but little beyond 3 words.

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magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:31, archived)

oh he talks every now and again

www.b3ta.com/board/2083372

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:31, archived)

gosh!

that was a full post!
*bows to sunshine elephant*

Psf's done a good job of creating a mysterious legend of himself!

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:33, archived)

he's in a different timezone

so it might be probably english isn't his first language anyways, and the amount of crap people say to him, i'm not really surprised he doesn't often reply back.

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:34, archived)

woo!

babs is back!
well, must skoot peeps, have a nice day

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:21, archived)

have a good day

treacle

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:25, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:51, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:52, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:53, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:54, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:55, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:57, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:58, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:59, archived)

Does anyone remember

A 3D rendering programme called Imagine? 'Twas an Amiga to PC Port that I got free on a coverdisc - a floppy - years back. I used to leave renders running overnight on an office 486/33 and knock up stuff like this:

Without really knowing what I was doing. Just found it again last night, so if anyone's got a manual or can point me towards one, I'll buy them a Cabana bar.

Yes, yes, I have 3DS Max, but I'm quite drawn to this clunky old package

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)

apparently

its still in development.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

how about

a Cabana bar and a can of Quatro?

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mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

No Quatro

But I can manage a can of Tab Clear

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

i was the only person in school

that liked that

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

quite possibly

in the country, too :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

i quite liked it too

it was ahead of it's time, release it now and the public is more atune to different softdrink flavours.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:18, archived)

*raises hand*

Can't remember what it tasted like, but I used to drink quite a lot of it when I had the chance.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:17, archived)

*remembers quattro advert where

the vending machine makes the can*

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

Whats a cabana bar??

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

Yay!

*nostalgia for comatose Amiga500*

Can't help you, sorry.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

i remember it.

crikey, it's old, but i would think i still have a cover disk of it somewhere in the loft.

what about POV-Ray?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

I'll see your POV-RAY

And raise you VU-3D.

I've got the disc, just need some documentation. I'm amazed I ever managed to get that far with it on my tod.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

the disk?

Wasn't VU-3D an old spectrum 16k program? (and therefore on tape?)

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chthonic, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:20, archived)

<spod voice> could be on Microdrive </spod voice>

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mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:22, archived)

48k, and tape

/spod

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:32, archived)

spoddier voice

but that was just a big tape loop, so not a disc either :)

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chthonic, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:32, archived)

Yay!

I used to use Imagine on the Amiga.
I rmemeber I never had any complicated objects, since they used up too much memory, hence everything was spheres, and took a night to render.

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Not Called Dave, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:28, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:51, archived)

Geoff couldn't understand how that bloody Lasa Apsu had beaten him to fourth place.

'ning.

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Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)

Yay for Geof!

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

Hahaha

You should make David Blunkett its handler

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Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

eat it!

eat it HARD!
w/y

(and "pfffft!" to that mentalist the never for his gameboy version of venus in furs)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

sorry

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

you'd have to

its common courtesy

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:06, archived)

and

respect them in the morning...abit.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:06, archived)

Pffft

as long as its not hairy all over....don't like that!

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

its

just something that ya have to contend with at times.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

whereas they would be desperate to sleep with

you lot, I'm sure. Hairy or not.

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pep, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

I append most people's "I would"s

with an implicit "(but I'm physically repulsive and have retch-inducing body odour)"

(I wouldn't)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

Usually!!!!

It's only polite to shave!

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:21, archived)

she has a hairy arse crack.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

She's got

a hairy back
and
won't get the round in.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

hahahahaha

bbbbbrilliant

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Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

your name is worrying

next to that image.

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pep, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

next to almost any

I was young, and needed a nickname.

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

do you know?

Just for once, I wouldn't.

Strange, but I'm just not getting the "vibe" here.

TJ, anyone want a webmaster/developer job?

(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

whats the 'package' like?

and where is it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

don't play innocent

you've played with it often enough

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

Ah!, small and located down south.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:16, archived)

ha ha ha

best reply today!

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:22, archived)

company is in the south

correct!
Near J10 M25
Money - buggeredifiknow up from 26K?

if you are drop me a line. there's an emailaddy in profile.

[edit]missed the word "interested" up there...

(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)

money is ok

location is not. Move it up t'north

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:29, archived)

canna do tha'

we just sacked all the welsh and closed the office.

Did I say sacked? I clearly meant "relocated skills" and "redistributed resources"... oops

(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:34, archived)

how much

money?

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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:15, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:48, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:49, archived)

(Market Man, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:50, archived)

Not so sunny today, but it's worse where Wallace lives...

Wallace always wondered why his friends loved the rain so much, among other things, like why the rain always hit the same spot on his shell.

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:01, archived)

poor old Wallace.

If he moved to the left slightly, it wouldn't be as bad.

mini TJ: Are these glasscock? They're really good.

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mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:03, archived)

Good lord

They are brilliant

And woo to the wallace.

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magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:06, archived)

golly

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)

yes they are

about 2 years ago. Now, this is a man with talent, but no life.

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)

ah well. I missed them first time round.

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mozza, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

That's nice

woo

tj: KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)

re: tj: can I not just poke you annoyingly?

I'm not much of a killer

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

I can't

kill you without a reason...

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)

I'm hungover and I want to die

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

fill your bath with pillows and duvets

turn off all the lights
crawl in

(it's liking being dead and buried only without the permanence)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

Oh I see,

well I'm afraid I won't do any such thing.
We value your contribution to the board
and think you should stick around for a bit longer, really.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

You need :

Lucozade (to boost your blood sugar levels)
Salted Peanuts (salt to aid fluid retention coz you are dehydrated, peanuts for the protein)
Toast and Marmite helps too.
Death is not a panacea

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:24, archived)

poor Wallace

he should lighten up, maybe.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)

it's sunny where I is

but sadly lacking in paintmashed invertebrates
so thanks muchly

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)

awww

poor wallace. They should invite him in for a cuppa

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

Poor Wallace

I woo him.

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

annoying posters

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)

hah hah hah

i conker

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)

the man's got talent though

i hate to admit it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)

He's a semi-decent piano playing midget

who deserves about .000000023% of the lavishing attention he recieves from Radio 2 listening morons.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:56, archived)

well said

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Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:59, archived)

yeah

jools holland was much better at his age

i bet callum wont last as long as he has

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:59, archived)

and

jools was on the young ones.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)

and he was cool for cats

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:02, archived)

Hey! i listen to radio 2 in the morning.

i will only have wogan's delightful tones when i'm naked in the shower.

what happens in 23 days?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)

wogan

and listening in the nude is not a mental place I want to go at the moment !!!!!

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:01, archived)

I meant mainly Radio 2 listeners who love him

not all Radio 2 listeners.

In 23 days - the same thing I belive is happening to you in a couple of months...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:06, archived)

you're have a rectal scrape?

Oh!, i see you're getting married.

Woo! are all the plans sorted out or do you have 23 days of chaos still to come? where are you getting married?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)

Just the easiest and hard part left

Writing cheques!

Getting wed in Spalding, Lincolnshire.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

i'm haveing an ok time of it at the moment

as we're moving house as well, so i get to deal with the solicitors and other house stuff while my future wife deals with all the wedding stuff.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

oooh

get you.....

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:03, archived)

Can't be as bad

as this new jazz lite hoard coming through

Katie Meltudown or whatever her name is
Joss stone
Thingy with the funny face and the other one who's name I can't remember.

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magnum, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)

Joss Cunting Stone

Everytime I hear that shitey version of "Fell In Love..." I want to punch her fucking skull in.

She's worse from that singer from Ally McBeal who's name I've forgotten.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

And he's got girls trainers on..

...

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:55, archived)

awww

I like him :(
Attack Poofy Williams or someone like that

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:55, archived)

I don't know his stuff

I just ride the tube a lot, and that is so in your face every time...

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sinisterduck, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:57, archived)

thats ok

I'll forgive you!
He mostly plays old classics but he has a really good voice and piano skills, and did a great version of a Justin Timberlake song

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)

there is such a thing as a good version of a timberlake song?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)

yeah

its where you take the cd,cover it in shit and then fling it over a neighbours fence.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)

by taking the CD you mean pilfering it

because i wouldnt waste my money on it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:11, archived)

pfffft!!!

heheheheh

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:28, archived)

isn't it called

a Stevie Wonder song?

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jsut peopel, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

yeah

when someone else does it!
It was actually a song that Timberlake just sang but someone else wrote.
God I wish someone would shoot that prick! and all the British singing twats too, any volunteers?

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

Yeah

Sounds like an oxymoron to me!

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Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

You mean Timberlake

or do you mean the guy from N*E*R*D, "Just Frontin'"?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)

I remember someone did

'Piano-slapping twat'. That were reet funny.

So is this, though. Don't get me wrong.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:55, archived)

Heheh

And I've just finished watching the last Angel.
Cor blimey!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:58, archived)

It's incoming at the moment,

along with the season finale of Smallville.

/too excited.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:03, archived)

I've just set Smallville to go myself.

I have to say it was a fine way for Angel to finish, one good point about it finishing there is that it's gone out on top and not be dragged out too long.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

err if you've just spent all night downloading it

and happened, just for example, to have turned the pc off, instead of on, this morning, and you sat there and watched the bit torrent client window closing with 3% remaining, is there anyway to resume downloading?

hy-pathetically speaking

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e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

yeah.

just go to download the torrent again, and when you're asked to save it, save it to the same location.
If you have the same name it'll scan how much of the file is done then resume it.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)

wahey

if i had done that, which of course i didn't because that would make me a moron, i would be grateful now

ta

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e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:09, archived)

Or just watch it now.

3% will make very little difference.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

Should be able too.

Just click the torrent again, and it should pick up where you left off.

Alternatively, get Shareaza and manage your torrents in the same app as your traditional p2p downloads.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:08, archived)

i shall do that

the bit torrent client is a bit basic, ta

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e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:12, archived)

he is

a talentless oik and no mistake.

WOo!

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:01, archived)

new high score

'ning all :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:45, archived)

Woo!

MAKE HIS EYES BLEED!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:47, archived)

theres a photo somewhere

of Billy Mitchell (no, not the eastenders charactor ;) after his 6-hour PacMan marathon, where the "perfect" score* was first achieved, and he looks almost like his eyes could start bleeding any second ;-)

*You have to eat every dot, every fruit, and every ghost on all 256 levels without losing any lives.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:50, archived)

How gutted would you be

if you lost a life on level 255?

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

his fist would be through

the screen

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

i couldnt go on with my life

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

Apparently

after level 21 or so, the patterns of the ghosts stay the same, and you can "zone out" and it becomes like a zen thing. Or something. I don't know, i'm rubbish at pacman.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)

I always

used to worry that I didn't have much of a life.
I feel strangely reassured now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

Here it is..

on this page. His thumb says "alright!", but his face says "Death!".

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

"He even wore a red, white and blue, Star-Star Spangled Banner tie to emphasize the patriotic sentiments behind his efforts.”

Patriotism isn't what it used to be, is it?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:55, archived)

well

he was competing against a canadian.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:56, archived)

Silly me.

They've been at war with America for years...

Bet they've learnt their lesson, now.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:59, archived)

Yeah!

"Oh no! We're not quite as good at Pacman!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)

*awaits inevitable self-destruction of Canadian society*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:03, archived)

weird. whoever ' jswendell '

is i'm now logged in on that site as you :/

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:56, archived)

Odd,

so am I. Perhaps it is Lumpbucket's ID?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:05, archived)

i don't have one

on twingalaxies.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:07, archived)

*begins to question own identity*

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:14, archived)

WOO!

That reminds me of playing Wario's woods on Animal crossing every night (must bring stuff back from uni, my town'll be covered in weeds now) woo again i tell thee

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:48, archived)

BAH

Animal Crossing - how did you get it have been looking around for it in the UK and cant find it - will give a fiver and other things for it

(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:49, archived)

ninty announced

they're finally releasing it in teh UK

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:51, archived)

about

bloody time isnt it...all i keep hearing is how good it is.

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

wooooo

Is there a release date as yet - first read about it close to 2 years ago and was looking for it since then

(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

always helpful as ever

"Scheduled for 2004 in Europe"

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

ahhh

it has said that for the last 2 years - they just change the year the bastards - have heard other places that it is never coming out - am confused.

(Fwap Attack, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)

well although the date hasn't changed,

they confirmed it at E3 last week, same time as they confirmed the sequel for America

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:57, archived)

I havent heard its coming here...

But i think the new one will be if thats what you mean. thers one in the making and Nintendo france recieved a letter covered in animal croissing charaters so im hoping its true.
Cant remember what site i got it from, but i got a free freeloader and its my favorite game :P had it since august but only played it solid then and now cause only a tv at my parents works with it. Played 12 hours a day in august before i went to uni.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:58, archived)

i had a gamecube but after completing mario sunshine, metroid,

rogue squadron and zelda i got bored and sold it.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:00, archived)

how about eternal darkness?

fuckin rocks!

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:41, archived)

crikey, that's ace...

...now all I need is a nintendo console.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:56, archived)

Oh man,

that reminds me of just playing Animal Crossing every into the wee hours for a few months straight. I was obsessed.

I'm kinda in the mood to start a new town....

(the_never, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:50, archived)

Whats your towns name?

I was going to be rude, then call it Hogsmeade from ahrry potter tbut it was too long so i just made one from my surname Gillton. Theres a bear called Ursula and no mater how much junk email i sends, push her about, push her in holes and hit her 30 times with a net, she wont bloody move. Her neighbour (one of my favorites too) moved instead. They all wear the Spaced shirt I designed

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:13, archived)

Gah!

It's EVERY night at my house. Woo :)

'Ning all

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Dekazer, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:48, archived)

awww

I like him, whats his name?

woo

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:49, archived)

he looks like a Clyde

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Happyperson, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:50, archived)

clyde he shall be..

yarr!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

maybe

patrick?
i do like the name arthur at the moment but the Zebra is called that.

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:52, archived)

morning

did you sleep well?

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Happyperson, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

me??

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:55, archived)

yes you

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Happyperson, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:10, archived)

Rockin'

Ning

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Happyperson, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:49, archived)

If it had hair

It'd be me :)

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Thu 20 May 2004, 10:04, archived)

politiquette

(eyes, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:44, archived)

No matter how hard he tried

Arthur could never get those last bits to line up correctly.

(Someone requested this last night in response to the Zebra/Rubik Cube post and I never got the chance to post it so here it is!)

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:43, archived)

Woo for zebras

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:44, archived)

I likes that

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Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

'ning to you all

What a great zebra to wake up to! Do it's engines rotate to allow it to speed up to 88 mph?

(Artimus, Thu 20 May 2004, 10:02, archived)

fucking woo-perb!

NING!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:44, archived)

'ning all

and thanks for the woo's.
Starting work soon...boo

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:45, archived)

ning

o beautiful one

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:49, archived)

morning to you too

oh slightly weird but mysterious one :-)
I'm sure you are gorgeous too

x

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:51, archived)

don't encourage him

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Sixola, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:54, archived)

That's fab that is

Really good :)

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weevilstepmother, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:46, archived)

thanks

muchly :-)

(PinkyMischief, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

I love it

marvellous.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 20 May 2004, 10:19, archived)

Bubba began to suspect...

That Earl wasn't gonna help Pa dress up the pigs tonight.

(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:39, archived)

Ha ha ha- Woo!

Fanta-stick.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:41, archived)

Shame

I was trying to make the guy on the right smile but he refused point blank despite my rotating his mouth upwards either side. The original.

(murgatroyd the kluge maker, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:49, archived)

no shame!

It's truly wunnerful.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:55, archived)

Nice shirt....

....shame about the ears

And face.

(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:47, archived)

It's like

a cross breed of Martin Johnson and JarJar Binks!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:53, archived)

My little boy is going to Loch Ness for his holidays

and he is desperate to see the Loch Ness monster. So I made him one :)

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weevilstepmother, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:36, archived)

ah thats nice

WOO

can we tell him the truth?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:38, archived)

its not real???

*cries over shattered illusions*

(coloured_rings, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:40, archived)

i never said it wasnt real

merely wanted to inform the child about nessies flatulence problem

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:42, archived)

Well to be honest

I have a sneaking suspicion that he might just spot the fake...

but it was fun to do.

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weevilstepmother, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:41, archived)

*puts scuba gear away*

what fake.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:43, archived)

Very

nice.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:39, archived)

You could always buy him this

www.sendit.com/video/item/7000000089025
and cut out the middle man.

(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 20 May 2004, 9:42, archived)

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