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# New evidence casts further doubt
on the authenticity of the moon landings.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha.
:D
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Ooh nasty
Never did get the fascination with reflecto-porn. funny but just plain odd.

Mighty woo to the pic though, good skills.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:13, archived)
# uuurrrggghhh
I think the worst thing about it is that I thought it was a reflection of chicken girl... she's in my head!

Edit - woo by the way - woo and yay
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# chicken!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# .
u r teh roxxor
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# woo
nice tattyshoppery there
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)
# fan
chuffin
tastic!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:49, archived)
# how
marvellous
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)
# o___o
*falls off chair*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry a bit random
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
#
mmmm tastey!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Yay!
for Michael Sheard

KKuurrssskkkk!

KKoooorr!

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Yes indeed (pearoast)

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:50, archived)
# I love that
one of my faves
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:52, archived)
# many thanks
all my hummus dried up with that series!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
It's PP, everyone! It's PP!

*wees
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Hello hello
did I miss anything?
*steps over DTH's puddle on way in*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Hahaaha!!
Ace!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:17, archived)
# magritty.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Bronson!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# yay
Nice username - frank sidebottom is one of my heros (sad but true)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# was he supposed to look like ken livingstone?
hmm
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha
now you come to mention it
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:49, archived)
# No

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
have a little buzz aldrin woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)
# in a pie
with some blackberries

mmmmm pie
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)
# there's nothing wrong or random with the Sheard
nice work fella
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Just £5 (of your money) could get a gang of chavs wasted...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Chicken girl
dances on the corpses of teh chav
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *warms to CG slightly
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I definitely would
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# It's a worthwhile cause..
*donates £1000*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I give you £20
if by wasted you mean killed

please
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# *Yes Sir, I do!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Can we hire Phillip Schofield as part of a telethon
to help rid these isles of the scourge of the town centres everywhere!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh! Sir! Pick me, please!
I've an idea for a compo ...

design events and sketches to help raise money for Chavathon
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *writes out cheque for £50*
I'll kill ten please
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# stick it in the thread
b3ta.com/board/3954267

i think that might work for a line in the song...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:50, archived)
# YUS!
The Government should support this too..
*writes cheque*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:52, archived)
# ..midge
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# MIDGE!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# minge!
cor another good one
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# You rang . . .
((*))
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# arf
I won't post mine cos I posted it last night
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:47, archived)
# *sniggers*
in a Northern accent
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:48, archived)
# quick, run for cover
it looks like he's going to explode.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# ure joking.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# we have a vienna!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)
# .
I think it's a very realistic visage
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
# it's funny.
I have tears in my eyes as I dance
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:48, archived)
# woooohoooo! large head!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Is he related to the great man himself

John Peel

Coz he could be his brother
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)
# woooooooooo...
oooooooooo vienna
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
# that means nothing
to me
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# sooper dooper!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# i like the printed-style sky effect!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# aww that's lully
it really is :)

*goes all fluffy and gooey*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# yay!!
This is what cumming should feel like!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Very nice, prrrretty
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# There's ma girl!
Dance Chicken!! Daaaaaaaannnnce!!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Spacktastic,
but utterly loveable.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# yay
that's loverly

woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# that is all teh lully
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Nice giraffe
Scary giraffe:
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Teh Quo!!!!!!!!

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)
# It is the mark
of the beast!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:49, archived)
# happy little chap
very nice
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Belated:
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Teh Woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# *nods*
'owdoo Doc
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Art'noon Prof
And how's life treating, you this gloomy wednesday afternnon?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# no so bad like
just bin down t'pit mining for precious precious hummus lumps... but I think someone had been there before me and mined it dry. Now I'm off for t'pie and t'mushy peas and a pint of mild
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *sniggers

*counts lumps of hummus
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# more than 1?
you lucky bugger... wait a minute, that's fools hummus! Chickpea Pyrites!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# ah come on
chickpea Pyrites, that's not bad!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:50, archived)
# tough crowd.
Thanks ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week... try the soup it's got a really nice profit margin!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm, mild.
sometimes I can be such an old man!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# you can, you have my permission
but only sometimes
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Hmmmn a pint of mild ......
haven't had one of them for years.

/Doffs flat cap and searches for pub with mild
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Mmmm, mild and bitter is one of my favoured poisons.
Have introduced a lot of friends to it. Was called "Two's" in the part of darkest Norfolk from where I originated.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# 1/2 of mild 1/2 of bitter
that sounds like some strange alchemy to me
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# You can't beat it!
*salivates*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# ooh Northern accents make me come over all unnecessary
*comes over all unnecessary*

please don't ask me who necessary is or say he's lucky, please!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Did I ever mention I was bord and bread
in t'Durham, in t'North... ?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# nope
mind you, I assume that most of the day shifters are northern people.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)
# why's that then
because we all have night jobs? I personally stack shelves in a hairdressers boutique
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)
# no, nothing to do with how much or what type of work you do
more to do with the way most people speak (or rather, write)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# och aye,
I pure ken, ya ken?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)
# aye
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Ahem!
'North'ampton . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)
# midlands
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Bollocks!
Rumbled!

Hey! It's further north than Cape Town . . .

/hopeful
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# so's most of the rest of the world
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:47, archived)
# nice quoage there sir
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# where can one find
the famous quo pic? not on google image....i was looking..
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# I have uploaded it for you:
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# thank you
ever so much! see you in 20 minutes...har har
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)
# That
could almost be a candidate for Viz's "Up the arse corner"
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Is that Mr Titty-belt?
(Chas to his mates)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# arf
most (woo/quo)-some
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# It's a Trap!!
/coat
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# He he!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahhaha
grrrreat
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Gooodeee!
I was hoping to see that again . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)
# ooooh
shadowtastic my friend.

The Doc might suggest that all it needs is a bottle of cooking sherry!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# That is what
Francis is getting out of his pocket...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
Cheap sherry!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# The cunts...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Your Quos are the best
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# hhahahahah!
Quosome!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# satire
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *giggle*
*sneeze*
woo and yay!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Tee
Hee hee.

I like that.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I vant to drink your blood.
Blargh!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woo!

The children of the night . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# "Vone...hahahaha...two...."
Good enough for HIGNFY.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*gasp*
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
*choke*
*splorp*
*thud*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# pffft!
that is the woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# ba ha ha ha
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Arf!
Ace! I just ated lots of chips
mmmm...fattening....
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
Woo!

#It was Christmas Eve, babe...#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# #In the drunk tank#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# and almost certainly
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# an old man
said to me
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# won't see another one
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Ha!
Super.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Paula Radcliffe?
ace
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Oooooooooh!
Narsty person!
:@ )
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
w/y/h
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# David hasslehoff has this to say;
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# .
"Ouch, my feet are disintegrating"?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)
# yes
yes exactly
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)
# very woo...
Here's X-Men's Rogue doing the Vogue with the Pogues...

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# haha!
nicely done
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Real life photoshop
Having failed to source Jimmy Stewart cards on the whole of the internet, I made this one by cutting out my seperately printed PS layers. Hey presto a three-dimensional card.. The lens length of my camera reduces the 3d-ness of it all so here's two photos in the interests of perspective:



(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# How very Blue Peter of you.

What a great movie, too.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# I say!
That's rather super!
Woo!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Wow!
You have much time on your hands!
Well used!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# top stuff.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# oooh - that's special
you should make those and sell them and become a billionaire and that is the way to be happy
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# alas
I have neither the time, nor the relevant intellectual property rights to do that.

PS - tip from the top

Don't use vertical connectors between the layers, if you attach them to the horizontal edge instead then the card will stand up straightaway. I ended up having to add some supports to the back to get it to stand up..
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# structural integrity is very important in cards
especially load bearing cards...

Stuff Interlectual Property rights, change the design slightly and mass produce the fuckers out of business!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Agreed
The card deploys extensive use of double sided sticky tape to achieve the required level of stability. Additionally the card is symbolically anchored by Jimmy Stewart's great screen presence, not to mention the 210gsm card on which he's printed.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# splendid!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# that is very cool
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)
# haha
that's awesome :)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Ra ra ra
ra confusing concepts ra ra ra ra etc.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:21, archived)
# stunning!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I'd buy it
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# fantastic
better than the real busted by miles
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I'm a Busted virgin
They don't bother playing their songs here and while I was in the UK for 3 months earlier in the year I think it was between their single releases.

I feel lucky, from what I hear.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# everytime someone plays busted
a kitten dies.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# busted virgin?
I'm saying nowt...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Here ya go
*tosses jaffa cake*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# ta!
you're the first person to do that!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# where's wobbly!?!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# ooh yes
I hope he has a note from his mum
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)
# argh, string theory!
has someone been reading "the elegant universe"
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Ha ha
yup. It's marvellously confusing.

*moves through ten dimensional space to the kitchen to get a cup of tea*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# They put that on my reading list for Uni
(I'm doing physics) but it's completely unrealated to undergraduate physics, let alone 1st year. (except maybe the beginning)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# I'm doing a PhD in Physics
and I don't understand string theory.

I went to 3 lectures on it and got all confused.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I kinda
understand it, but not in the way that makes any sense. At all.

six extra dimensions curled up infinitesimally small existing at every point in the universe..

Whaaa...?

I didn't even do anything Phsyics related. Although the course I did was almost as mind-bendy at times
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# I love your brain
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Selling or Buying a house?
Absolute W*nkers

I'm not going to recommend these cowboys.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:11, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)
# nice fontification
Too chavvy to get a proper job?
Didn't finish school?
Thick as shit?
Become an Estate Agent
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Harsh but utterly . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:16, archived)
# so the signing is going well then?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)
#


no
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# *doesn't ever forget
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# oh dear
were you incognito?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
no
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Hey!
I consider being an agent of someone's estate a knoble and honourable profession, like abulance chasing and selling drugs to kids
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)
# used house salesmen
is a more appropriate term, you don't get market traders calling themselves "household goods agents"
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Can we
please have Sarah Beeney's** opinion on this topic??






Or at least see her norks again?


EDIT:** C4 Property Ladder strumpet.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)
# seconded
the norks part
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I'll do it then shall i?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# good lad
have a biscuit
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Can I have the whole packet??
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# pfffft!
you wish
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# seems to be a lack of good pics of her
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Hee
hee
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Hmm
She'd just dropped a sprog.
She'll have a flappy cunt and pitta breads for norks.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Absolutely
*shuffles around nervously*

I have never worked for the group*

*may be a lie
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# You've definitely never been an estate agent.
You just admitted that what you said MAY be a lie.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# True
I'm in the coveyancing side...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# LiveAid Punnage (or, more appropriately, Band Aid)
Geddit?

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
#
no
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# what poor Twig said
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# what my henchwench said
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)
# er....
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# I dont know if anyone gets this
cos I cant
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Dont get it!
Is it a reference to lifelike and his answer to the qotw!

We all got that sadly!

(climbs off soapbox and crawls to corner)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# More weak Gambling jokes
Betfair
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:05, archived)
# IT'S A MUG'S GAME.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# I dont like
the question of the week or the compo at the moment.

that's all
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I dont like
cricket
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# man
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Oh.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:10, archived)
# No
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Love
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:13, archived)
# knitting
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)
# it
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:16, archived)
# *points at nose with left index finger

*points at Pot with right index finger

/Una Stubbs
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)
# I'm old remember
so 10cc was just like the other day to me
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Men?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Don't
like Jamaica
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I
do
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:22, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:25, archived)
# I love it!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I think that I still would
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# hahahaha
top shoppery there

woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)
# excellent work.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Yeeehaaw
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Ouch!
He squashed me!

/from cactus' point of view
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# prickly pear
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# No, I just shaved them . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe
ooh look, you're getting a rash
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# keep rubbing it'll go away . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Good Lord .... Whats's happened you've stopped
I'd have thought that you'd be itching for another pun war
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:07, archived)
# hmm we haven't had one today yet
maybe we've exhuasted them all
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I don't know wart you're on about . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Do you want me to make
the point clear(asil)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)
# If you (veru)ca-n . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:14, archived)
# wart
are you on about?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Ahem!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I think we'll have to de-cyst with this soon
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:21, archived)
# ...before the others
gang(lion) up on us . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:22, archived)
# I have three uncles who provide all my dietary requirements
Theres my fat uncle..
my protein uncle...and my..
*becomes distracted by glitter*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:23, archived)
# fibre uncle?
He's the one with the black head . . .

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:24, archived)
# silly narna
CARB uncle
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# (ecze)Ma goodness, Pot!
I was joking . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# I hope this will boil over soon
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# STOP (Z)IT!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I think
I'll pus on these puns
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:18, archived)
# (Pim)ple the other one, you LOVE it!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)
# spot
on
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)
# You make me so nappy (rash) . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)
# your poor mother
would be more than a little irritated if she knew what you were doing...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Der!(matitis)
Leprosy you do any better . . .
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)
# UNLEASH THE CACTOBLASTIS!
best named vegetarian insect EVER!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:09, archived)
# very nice.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)
# that's the sort of thing I'd pay to see
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)
# ooofff!
that's going to leave a mark.

I did something similar as a child, but it was stinging nettles not cacti
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# that's fab!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# 'tis fab
how you feeling? I think I've taken a turn for the worse
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# seems
I'm not the only one then....colds for everybody!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# *passes tissues*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Dankoo.
General burny sensation in back of nose/thoat...coughy/snotty/phlegmy..achey muscles, joints and general lethargy..that sort of thing?

<sniffle>
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:19, archived)
# sounds like you have
the Plague too
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Mine's been mostly restricted to out-of-control nasal action
which is actually a bit of a relief, coz usually when I get a cold, I get an wickedly evil sore throat which sends me in to a pit of depression. Yours sounds more like flu (aching joints 'n all).

Edit: *shuts up*. twig is already starting to suspect I'm a medical doctor...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:23, archived)
# the flu eh?
well...i suppose i should make sure i share it with the whole office....i am only temping after all

< goes to lick the the sugar bowl>
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# why didn't
I think of that
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well
i'm happy to help
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Cold actually seems to be improving
Neck, however, is now causing absolute agony...
have just taken a horse-pill sized painkiller left over from when Mrs Doc had her wisom teeth removed.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:10, archived)
# lucky you
I don't think tea has medicinal properties
(except for obvious hangover remedy ones)

when I talk I sound all croaky, I wasn't like that this morning
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Mmmm, tea... *rushes off to kettle*
*cracks joke about having a "frog in your throat"*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:16, archived)
# not too fast
remember your whiplash, you'll do yourself a mischief
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)
# *slurp*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *croak*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)
# fly child
fly
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
neato
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# oow
woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# that remind anyone else of jackass?
the one with the fat guy tied to the guy on the bmx jumping over the cactus?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)
# hehehe!
More!! Spiked railing/conker tree?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Ah Easterenders - time for a pearoast/threadjack
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Inspired by Mr The Hat...


:-)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!

needs insulting Brian-text . . . oh, and bigger tits
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# what is it with norks and gambling?
hurrah for both and this too
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# two of my favourite pastimes
woo to the pic!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:00, archived)
# but you just don't like gambling!
*waggles glasses*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# *makes comment about short-fat hairy legs*
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:13, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Dizzee Rascal
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# hahaha
i hate him, john barnes wannabe
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Oooh that's good too
I hope he's used.

I can't wait to see the finished item :)
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)
# it'll be the best thing ever
for today we are making history
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Im excited
very excited, when will it be released rob? when?

are you short of any people? boss just went home so loads of time now :o)

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:13, archived)
# That's the thing
it had to be quick. I was itching to do a Robbie Williams mongification but my current lack of skillz means it would have taken hours :(

(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)
# yikes!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Eastenders vs. Predator 4/4
Surprise attack by a tipsy peggy - poor predator!
(sorry about the bad photoshopping here and lack of real scale)....


(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:51, archived)
# You could have just put all the images in one post you know ...
Yes, they are each new images, but there's really no need to start separate threads for them.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)
# seconded
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# They are
quite funny though.
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ah ok
okeydoke, I hear you...
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Then he whips up north...
Predator would woe the day he slated Deidries chicken neck...


*repost of first ever post
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:00, archived)
# aackk!
Wow - you are in the same universe as I am!
woo yayity
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)
# how
rude of me, W/Y/H!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)
# she said to come on home
doodoodoodoodododoo
And I said what the heck
dodododod0
But when the light went on,
dododododo,
She had Dierdre Barlows Neck!
(sing to tune of 'betty davis eyes')
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)
# hahahahahah
snarf thats ace!

i've prolly woken up with worse tho...!!!
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)
# oh hello ken
how's everthing on't street chuck?
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Eastenders vs. Predator 3/4


Dot Cotton cleans up and bags her first head!



(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:51, archived)
# thirded
www.b3ta.com/board/3955548

edit: they are quite good though so have a woo
(, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

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