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# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Design a single cover for XFMs summer anthum.
You might win something!

www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=93543
www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=91484
www.xfm.co.uk/Article.asp?id=89357
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# ^This. Listen to this man and use your talent
for something worthwhile.

Or just draw some kitten girls for me to fwap off to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# the inhabitants of botton get down and dirty
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# constable squid
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Good plan. If we both keep trying...
www.b3ta.com/board/4771280
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Sexy Nun
convention
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Crustacean Sex party!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Three sexy nuns!
the first eating a banana, the second doing the laundy and the third scubadiving!
(devilstick, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# the greatness of
Bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# a giant robot
looking puzzled as it tries to stomp on a superhero, but can't as the hero(ine) is holding the foot back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# this^^
.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# Muslim Pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# Scantily clad
anthropomorphic cat/girl thing.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# now, now.
vere bad mannirs, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# wogan, as blofeld
surrounded by bunny girls with whips
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# or this^
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# SPONGEBOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# nnnnNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
:O
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)
# The world's largest pot of mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# the magical effect of bloomers
.
(I_am_B, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Have you drawn
Nothern Blerk dancing in the moonlight yet?

(With his cock flapping free, for all the fwappers out there)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# My cock doesn't flap free
It charges
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# Yes. Posted it last night.
..
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Oh
*goes off to spazz*

Edit: You bloody fibber. He hasn't, Blerk, he's telling porkies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Where?
*searches entire interweb*
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# What? You missed it?
Oh, dear......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
# I think you're tricking me
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:27, archived)
# ^See^ above^
He didn't. Unless he posted it and deleted the post. Pants on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)
# Ah well!
JJ's stuff is stil the bestest thing on the entire interweb

100% fact
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)
# dare I ask for...
Me! Northern Blerk, dancing in the moonlight with a sexy cat woman?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)
# There's two of us
asking now. We must recruit more disciples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# papa, nicole and bob renault clio ad
cat girl/boy style.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)
# a gerbil
getting nagged by his wife
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Grocho Marx loved teh fluffy tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# I love that picture...
The picture i have though looks like les dennis.. mmm hand bag
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] there was this one time
I got the QOTW and the compo mixed up.

there was no need for that!
(teasus likes tea, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# duck!
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# horse!
(teasus likes tea, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
#

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Tee hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I tell you what
My boyfriend is currently laughing so hard at this that he can't type a message for himself. So a woo from him!
(SusK, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick? Check.
Nasty? Check.



Compo entry as Geri Haliwell's dog? Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] john cleese and his peregrine fawlty

arbitary compo pearoast, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Noel
(51, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Ahh... a potatoswap-shop
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Quick before it gets swamped in a deluge of reposts for the comp
*mod edit: Ladybird's lawyers asked us if we'd kindly take this pic offline. So we have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Haha
fantasticola!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# nicely done
and well done on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)
# blimey!
you pop out for a piss and when you come back...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# ...
...your leg's all wet?
(Auntie Vera, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
They're a right pair of little gets them two.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)
# I'd never realised
just how evil those two could look.

Although Janet and John could kick their asses.

Oh, and a big YWH to you sir. Bloody brilliant.
(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Congratulations!
You have actually found an appropriate use for comic sans!
(I helped save b3ta! bloobloo, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Woo, yay, and the other one sir!
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# that is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 21:31, archived)
# ..
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
see my un-replied to post down there.

woo!

edit: and...
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Removed the
"anyone watch..." subject as I scrolled down and noticed you woo pic!

(don't think many people saw the program tho)
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# a few did...
was fucking brilliant, i taped most of it
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Must admit
I felt bad for Barry he seemed have had a terrible life...

But I laughed at the rest of them
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# yeah i liked barry, the poor confused bastard
the autistic one was funny as fuck
"would you find it strange to see red grass?"
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# Owen - "Do you speak not so well or quite well?"
Spaz in coffee shop "gggnmmmmm belm"
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
so many quality moments...
the 'acute fear of slipping' woman? absolute nut.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)
# We could talk for hours...
About that bloke randomly asking her to be his wife...

About owen asking Magnus a series of questions calling him "agnus" and ending on "I like your hat" when Magnus stares blankly at him except for the occasional twitch...
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# i'm going to watch it all again this avo..
i didn't record the first 20 mins but i've got the rest
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I honestly thought Anthony was going to kill Pamela
when he caught her filling the boiler. These lot should be on Big Brother. It'd be worth watching then
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# I think he should have
gone on a massive bender smashing all and sundry in his way... while the co-workers got on CB radios and called for a lock down due to a "spazz attack"
(mrpaulo shaving the world, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Last time I was passing that way
they used to have a "resident" that howled on the hour but he must've been cured or something
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Naaawty!
He he he.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)
# NEW DICTATOR CHALLENGE
'Celebrities and their pets'



They say pets and their owners end up looking alike, well imagine the unparalleled hilarity of celebrities' pets looking like their owners! Don't just imagine, open photoshop and fill us with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
Fluffy Tiem!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Yay!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Woo...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# has it been compo'd
?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Doop deep, doop deep...


Previously on 24: 01:00-01:01 | 01:01-01:02 | 01:02-01:03 | 01:03-01:04 | 01:04-01:05 | 01:05-01:06
01:06-01:07 | 01:07-01:08 | 01:08-01:09
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Heheh,
these are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Seems it's just you still liking them.
Maybe I should stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Nope, you carry right on my friend, I love em
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)
# Hell no.
This needs to be brought right through to the conclusion. You've just had the misfortune of posting right at new comp teim.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# I realise that now.
Very well then, I shall continue.

Only 14 more to go...

*thinks of ideas*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
# I love these
I demand more. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# pffft
who hell that?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# hello sexy
that's barry from botton, now of whitby
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# woo
teh barry!!!!!1111!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)
# My name is Indigo Montoya.....
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# No it's not
your name is knuks!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# And you are not Dr Who
At least you don't think you are
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# I'm not Dr Who
But this bloke thinks I am

www.dingoboy.co.uk/archives/2005/03/31/christopher-eccleston/
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Groantastic....
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# maaaawwige
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)
# To BLAAAAAAAVVVEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Stop it...stop it...it tickles.
(schoey, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# ban this filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha
i did the same thing, badly. ewooe
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# dirty
little pandaaa
(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Fist it!
Fist it hard!


/bursts
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Meat Wheels keep on turnin'...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Bandwagon - check, Seams - check, Bindum - dunno... Meh
(Scoobs, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# gotta love teh meatwheels... from yesterday...

"Stay on target.... Stay on target"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Kwalitee
(Scoobs, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# me again!
Image hosted by TinyPic.com
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Haha,
reminds me of Spaceballs. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# ooh nooooo.
yet another meme
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Mariokart DS Jack Daniels Powerup


Click for biggie

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# haha
woo, do them all!
(ler0y, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hmm..
Ohw my god and thats Mario in a cart and I said Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Very GC, but fun to watch after two years ;)
(devilstick, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# That is....
amazing....it's like Tenacious D on helium :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Ah, I hadn't seen that for ages!
WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Fun with microwaves...

Biggerrer
And no, that's not my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# actually they more kind of sizzle and melt
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# nope
Weasels go pop, especially if corn fed
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# what do you know?
They are more like kittens than parrots, at least in my old banger of a microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# met Catalina in San Fierro yet?
She's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# oh god
I spent three days straight playing that game. Now I've got RSI.
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Hi Damocles
I see your website is updating nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# indeed
thanks for your support, you prolific poster you.

Seen the Just Like That section yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# noo...
just going to check....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# you may need to refresh
the main page to get the new index page to load instead of it using the cached version
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# it was already there
have posted an impending disaster
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# pfft
nice one

edit: while you're here - have you noticed any unusual behaviour or whopping great bugs or owt?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# no
seems to be ok
I'm viewing on a Mac, using Safari.
Although, saying that, sometimes after I've logged back in successfully it tells me that the password has not been recognised with the username (although it quite clearly has)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# I heard you had a six foot tapeworm...
It's alright now though.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# at least my attempts at SQL script injection didn`t work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I once got a fly cought in mine by accident n I briefly nuked it before I noticed,
when I opened the door, it was still alive but had lost all it's basic sense of self,
it just flew in a straight line till it hit something then fell, then flew till it hit something....
Odd, you wouldn't think there was much sense of self in a fly to begin with, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I had that once but
didn't notice it till after the several minutes of nuking. It had turned into a sticky rubbery mush on top of my chinese chicken :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Which
is the only reason I released mine! Certainly wasn't 'cos I had any concern for the fly!
Me curry! Me curry!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Woo
How about:

Curious george; and the high voltage fence?
Edit: or "What does mummies medicine taste like?"
Edit: or "Bi-curious George"
edit: or "The little sissy who snitched"
edit: or "Adventures on he train tracks"
edit: or "controlling the playground: Repect through fear"
edit: or "How to become the dominant militery power in your school"
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# ...
don't wizz on the electric fence!
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# what about
one shortly followed by the other?

edit: I may have to do some of these, but right now I've got to go out and get a job. Also some food.
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Apologies


(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# heh
as well he should.
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# You mean like here?
amasci.com/weird/microexp.html

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# comics are a bit dark nowadays...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# woot
yay woot houplah woo yay hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
I remember getting that whoopee cushion with an issue of the Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# you get one about twice a year
iirc.

it's either that or double lolly's or somesuch thing
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# You still get them?
I got mine about 20 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# frickin' ace!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# yesyesyesyesyes
you, sir, are a fucking genius. Superb.
(trumpet, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# PR
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
#
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha!

BUT THEY'RE GRAPHIC NOVELS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# nice idea,
excellent implemented.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# *twoot*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Dirty Dirty Sanchez!

*porks Dottie*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# yay
//wallpaperized
(osiem, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# hungry time

today, for lunch I was going to have cheese and oak smoked ham sandwiches with
heaps of mustard but I forgot to take them with me, so I think I'll have two quarter pounder
cheese burgers with heaps of mustard and a litre of IRN BRU from a glass bottle.
What are you haveing to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# noodles, a kebab and jaffa cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Jessie
have you forgotten your login?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Tis an imposter!
Burn the heretic!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# no i am a stand in
until she returns
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# you'll be needing
this for an authentic looking profile
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# no thanks
i'll make my own when i get to 5000
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# brie
ham
tea

Hurrah for a DTH pic...I miss DTH - I even made an I miss DTH pic but the hoster's sporked...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# hmmm, brie!
I love brie, brie on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Chicken Caeser Salad today
and a can of diet coke.

edit: Would rather have pie
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmmmm


pie
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# You're not Dave the Hat in disguise are you?
he's the salad man of this place.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Nah.
It's a one-off.

I had a MASSIVE Bacon butty this morning and I'm trying to counter it with a salad.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Scotch Pie and Beans
woo!

[edit]

a glass bottle of irn bru? What are you, a NED?
Just get a can like every other self-respecting scotsman does :)
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Mmmm, Scotch Pie
Me likes
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Steak and pepper pie
with lots of beer.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# COR!
that sounds meaty!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# It's not just a dinner, it's a way of life.
Meat is the only way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# eating stuff?
like that french twunk who ate bicycles and tin foil and stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# oh yes
he also had a small airplane (took him a few month though)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# probably something involving ham
I wish i had some Irn Bru
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Ham's good, especially with mustard
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# yay!

Chilean Sea Bass, with a subtle
South African Chardonay, and . . .
oh, who am I kidding? More homeade
chilli.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Chilli's good
but I wish you were eating sea bass, that would be pure posh an' all that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# not to mention delicious

unfortunately I live in a landlocked
country that considers carp edible . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Morning, Doctor! No Jam for me today...
Got 2 lovely Subway Italian BMTs, one on Italian,
one on Monterray Cheddar bread - lettuce, onions, peppers,
sweet onion sauce, and a litre of 'diet' coke
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Italian BMTs
best Sub ever!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I wouldn't mention Subway to the Duke
If I were you.

He lost his Subway virginity yesterday.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Morning, Doctor! might try that next
that meatball thing was wrong and I couldn't get the red stuff off my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Think of what it did to your belly!
I had a toasted southwest cheesesteak sub earlier today...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# I hasn't come out yet
I wonder what that's gonig to look like?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Same as when it went in!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# They taste better than they look.
Just make sure you get heaps of the southwest sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# "Couldn't get the red stuff off my hands"
sounds like something Dudley would say
it may be jam though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# //
I've got a tin of mushroom soup, but I think, as it's Friday
, I'll nip down to the One Stop on Burley Road and get some crisps and a loverly Cadbury's Chocolate Muffin
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# THat's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# scrambled egg on toast,
and a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# That sounds quite pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Ham and pastrami sandwiches
(with lots of mustard) cranberry juice, and some twiglets.

Don't forget the mustard, Duke!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
"Cranberry Juice"!

Has someone turned the swearing filter on again?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
the dirty man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# hehe...
I was wondering just the other day why no-one had remarked on that before... I quite often have cranberry juice at lunchtime. I likes teh cranberry.

Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Must have mustard!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Corned beef
and pickle bagette.

Do you still get money back on Barr's bottles? That was my main source of income as a young'un.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Something
fucking huge and fried at the Hawley Arms.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Greggs pasties!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# chicken flavour noodles
with a fried egg on top.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Bacon suasage and egg sanger wit tomato relish - cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)
# it's a holiday in Cambodia
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# haha!
It's tough kid but it's life!

Pole pot
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# .
Don't forget to pack a wife

-edit I just wondered..

..ad by jove
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# POL POT!
POL POT!
POL POT!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# is that an old punk song?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# DK's
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Yes
but I wouldn't say it was old
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Oh, it's old
and so are we...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# to be strict, punkrock
but yes, one by dead kennedys
(zonk, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# whats the difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# It's time to proove we're adults now
we're not a punk rock band we're a new wave band
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# is my cock big enough?
is my brain small enough?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# yes yes yes


(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)
# good old dead kennedys
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# You young whipper snappers
no taste at all!

It is of course the Dead Kennedys - classic stuff!

Now go and sit in the corner until you know all the words from The Anti Nowhere Leagues 'So What'
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# ahhh
Dead Kennedys you say?

*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# hits the charts in the UK
as the newest "hit" ringtone
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# top idea!
some of those ringtone companies do "tribute" ringtones which are basically eejits doing cover versions of famous songs

I wonder if I could flog JimSongs™ to them!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Well I've been to Hastings, I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# ...........i spewed up on a pint of piss
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
Teh punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! andyparmo bumming sheeps since, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)

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