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Did this pic for Worth1000.com, and it didn't win nuffink,

So you fucks can have it for free.

She's still hot though, if I do say so myself...

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

her eyes look all squeeeged up

how odd

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

Already been told twice etc

vere good :)

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

excellent - I like that

I did this for Worth 1000 a while ago. 'Age a celebrity'

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

i saw that one.

very good sir

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:58, archived)

would

(Ant's in his pants, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:05, archived)

is it sexy time yet???

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

NOO!

NOO NOO!! =*(

(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

but he am all teh sexxxxy!

you gotta love Mugatu!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

but.. but..

*faints*

(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Urgh

That's put me right off my tea

(Bogbean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

Sorry*

*isn't really very sorry :)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

*bokes*

if there's one image in the world i would bleach - it's this one.

and tubgirl and goatse and lemonparty too.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

ah, you love hm really

*huggles*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

you bet i do!

PHROAAARR!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

well hello

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

who IS that mysterious ginge?

*puts another pillow in the bedroom*

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

He's mine to bum on the sofa!

hands off!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

now now bitches play nice

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

There's S & N

where are F & W when you need them?

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

At the shop buying chocolate

I think

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

That's OK then

parp!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

nah you found the pitch and make younger options

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

Wowsers!

*Upgrades copy of PSP!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

bear in mind this was made when psp 9 was the newest

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:34, archived)

ah, that'll be why I can't find it

*only has PSP7*

*stays fat and unsexxxy :(

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

you liar!

you are neither fat nor un-sexy! LIAR!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

*hands TUTT new glasses*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:51, archived)

I'd still sex you hard in the face

twice

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:56, archived)

Yay!

*enjoys*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:01, archived)

hahahahah git

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

hehehe!

but I like that pic!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

me too

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

Has someone quemed in the guy on the left's right eye?

(Dark Lord, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

most probably

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

not that I noticed

but I was just so happy to be out with my mate Ben!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

Reminds me of Twinky

Or Tweaky, or something to that effect from Buckrogers.

"Bidi Bidi", and all that bollocks.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

Twinky?

*resists temptation to post link*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

Since I do not know what this link is, I have to say I'm curious

I may, however, live to regret this.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:55, archived)

you asked...

do not click if you have eyes!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:06, archived)

Note to self:

Never ask for anything. Ever.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:12, archived)

Colour changing iPod femto - Interacts strongly with bottoms

Yes I know the femto joke has been done before, but I thought this might appeal to the QCD theorists amongst you.

(Bogbean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Aww.. no comments?

/me sobs

(Bogbean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

I ate a big red candle.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

hamtoucher

there, happy?

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Much better

(I think)

(Bogbean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

oops, my models got no nose...

(h2g2bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

Yay!

(Bogbean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 23:06, archived)

give it a minute...

hahaha!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Thanks for the idea, Rik...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

Ohhh, very good

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

hahaha class!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

hahaha nick! nick!

Woo Doc!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

'Ning Cheeky

Haven't spoken to you in a while, I hope you and yours fares well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

aye not bad

Mrs A keeping you well stocked with teh shortbread?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

indeed, AND teh Lemsip, as she's given me a cold

but I'm letting her think it's Avian Flu

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

ah, even more effective than man-flu?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

its quite cool

endless tea and shortbread

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Oh my.......

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

That could be Met with some controversy

woo!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

I'm sure I've heard this joke before

(Bogbean, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

I tried to sign up for an open mike night once at the local gay bar

they told me I couldn't because my name's not mike.

(100% true story, really)

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

Pfft

gayers...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

very good,

woo etc...

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

How many

is a brazillion?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:51, archived)

IMAGE CHALLENGE - SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

Evenin'.

Time to hear suggestions for this week's challenge, and to find out which of those suggested you like best.

Already in my in-box this week:

How the inventors were inspired for their idea by everyday objects.
Gameshows based on songs.
Politically correct products and services.

Other suggestions welcome...

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

ummm

if b3ta never existed?

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

www.4lpha.com

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*can't comprehend* (or spell?)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

quite

it's spelled "noooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

what is in

Svenno's blue box?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Crass and over the top marketing ads

for obviously shite products

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

Ooh, nice.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

i like this

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

seconded.

Let's hope we have a winnar!

And let's hope they listen to the vote this time!

*shakes fist*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

Before emails and mobiles?

if not, the PC one is good

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

a liff in pictures - what do place names mean?

what goes on inside a pineapple? ((c) fnord)
photoshop a poem

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

You know,

you could widen the category to "What goes inside a fruit?"

On second thoughts, maybe not.

(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

Celebrity Theme Parks and there associated "star attraction" rides...

or perhaps a Movie compo, as we havent had one of those in a while,
and it would be good...

How about...

"Recasting the greatest Screen roles in History"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

^this^

for a week of non-stop movie reposts!

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Urgh.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

When punks get old...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

how about

non pornographic porn?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

what if slipknot ran a daycare centre

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

hahaha

woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

what

do you mean they don't?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

bigger is better

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

mine is bigger

and better!

Yes!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Create the most offensive viral for the people at boreme.com

haha!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

haha!

oh yes

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

I guess everyone ws maliciously informed earlier

I'd sent lots of my crap in already

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

i wish them all the best, it's a free internet and all

i just think it's funny how so many peeps have been going "oh! you got one too" today

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

Isn't that illegal?

Just thinking of potential H&S issues with hepatitis etc...

Nonetheless, I think many of the best virals are simply unbroadcastable owing to poor taste.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

hahahaha

did you get spammed today too?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

haha

yeah!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

Did they spammed everyone on b3ta?

(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

sounds like it

and there was me thinking I was special :(

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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

certainly seems so

how about photoshopping the seedy lives of the employees of boreme.com

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

yes

I`ve contacted them and demanded (oooh get her) to know where they got the e-mail addresses

- probably some teenager on the YTP getting minimum wage to trawl the b3ta user profiles

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

what a curious world we live in

where you can get paid for that..

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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

haha yes!

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Strawberry Dragon, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

The wrong people singing showtunes!

Hitler singing "follow the yellow brick road" or Arnie singing "the sun'll come out tomorrow"

or one of the make and do and photo type ones, rather than just 'shopping

or, of course SEXY NUNS!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

NUNS!

*sweats*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

Yes!

Or Mary Poppins singing death metal.

(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:42, archived)

World cup mascots/logos/products/tat

for england 2018?

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

I think that would be a charver attack

no more burberry, please

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

god

i thought that was a directory path at first

*washes brain*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

ooh gameshows sounds good

um.. *ponders*

how about the ultimate animal? I reckon a half horse / half badger would be brilliant

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Sounds like a load of barse to me

Eclectech would win

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:25, archived)

human descent, shirley

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

or Amon

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

Rev Jesse C with LOTS OF BLOOD AND BRUISES!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

/bows to mounting pressure

Anything by His Reverend self is bound to delight

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

we are family... fortunes etc

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

When bitmaps attack...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

music band that just SHOULD happen

and some that shouldn't.

make everything portable. now.

new ways to get around - alternative methods of transport.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

what about

who is responsible for everyday objects?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

oooh how about gross fortune through gross misfortune

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

that sounds good

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

arf

yes!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

It does sound good

But what does it mean?

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

"OH GOD MY TROUSERS ARE ON FIRE...

*stamps out trouser fire*
...oh wowza in doing so I seem to have made a small hole in the earth which if I look closely at it... OH MY IT SEEMS I'VE UNEARTHED A BILLION POUNDS OF GOLD"

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:30, archived)

Crikey

Might be difficult to explain - it's good to have challenges that can be related in a single short sentence...

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

but it'd be amusing, it'd be hatstand

fair enough though

'When bad turns to good'

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

yeah

it would kinda be the opposite of the "from bad to worse" challenge of a few weeks back.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

I see your point

alrighty

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

Clouds with silver linings?

(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

sounds good to me but, it's toooooo recent to bad to worse

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

Yes

And I was just being helpful - I didn't like the suggestion anyway. :D

(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

hahaha :)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

^ this

sounds good

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

How about...

"If Wolves had Beaks..."

Or any other animal really. But wolves would look the coolest if they had beaks...

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:26, archived)

hmm

not much of a range for a compo!

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

Taking things too literally,

Or what would happen if b3ta ruled the world

Edit: Or the results of a poorly thought out company mergers

(Plastic Goldfish, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

the darker side of fairy tales

or....

*thinks*

updated / modern day proverbs

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:27, archived)

...

if God lived on Earth
If all inventions were by women
Celebrity diseases
TV shows that never made it past the pilot episode
A world without metal
Products that are not available in the shops
If Wales became a superpower

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:28, archived)

i like the one about women

because everything would be loads better :)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

tv shows that never made it past the pilot episode sounds good

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:38, archived)

Thelidomide, blessing or curse?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:29, archived)

photoshop your ego!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:31, archived)

mine would take nine posts, each over 3 meg

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:35, archived)

50k

limit!

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

beedog adventures (as in beedogs.com )
secrets of Smurfland
insect secret technology
cartoon characters in real life

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

oooh cartoon characters in real life sounds good

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

i REALLY like the idea of beedog adventures

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:37, archived)

Is this true?

www.b3ta.com/board/5257699
If not, then 5k challenge.
Or two-frame animation challenge.
If it is true then sexy nuns.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:32, archived)

It's true

mainly because technical challenges tend not to produce interesting results. Clever, yes. But not very amusing.

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:36, archived)

Fun fascists!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:39, archived)

Haha

That's me

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

What

if George Bush was real?

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

Draw a hilarious picture that has no punchline or pun

but is funny because the drawing itself is funny or absurd.

(Hairy Midget, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:40, archived)

so you mean

a compo that's only open to The Neville!?

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:44, archived)

How about

What would papers/the nation be like without tabloids?

Shit I know.

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Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:41, archived)

Take someone else's picture

and remix it

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:45, archived)

Make zombies

or no face people with very dark contrast.

(Hairy Midget, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:46, archived)

er....

advertising campaign:-promote the unpopular( tax man , traffic warden, prescot etc).

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:48, archived)

If I'm not too late,

Fables that Aesop never told. Parables Jesus never gave. Myths that aren't.

(Pseudonym, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:49, archived)

Allelujah!

Thought this was a nice one.. most of you will disagree, but eh come on, I'm just a kid with a camera.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

ill give it 2 minutes

before someone CDC's it...

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

I like it, nicely!~ have one in return

cfb

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

Sure looks like a good and clean restaurant

Wonder what Gordon Ramsay would say about that.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

It's on the lower east side in NY

I don't think Gordon gets out that way much

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

He wouldn't dare.

It's nice handwriting, though.. did you visit the place?

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5332943

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:22, archived)

I believe it

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

damn fine pint too

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:16, archived)

20:16

that was 2 minutes precisely..well done!

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

I do my best...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

hahahaha

looks just like a huge magenta cock

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

Hahaha

How lovely.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

you were late - ittook you 3 mins!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

I think you'll find

I gave it two minutes at 20:14 and he posted at 20:16..meaning CDC was achieved in the requisite 120 secs.

/bored pedant

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

but it was 3 mins from the original post

so it all depends on where you start from really!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:24, archived)

Sorry

Can't animate fast enough

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:18, archived)

That is lovely as well

Nice spunking action

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

I made a 3d thing...

...then made it not look 3d any more :/

(SarahBear, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

cute

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

Aww!

That is really cute. You could sell it to some big T shirt company and make millions.

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

awwww

so cute!!! ^_^
woo!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

Kawaiiiiii!

erm,
I mean
yeah....that's cute

(

The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

Georgeous!

nice web site also

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

oooo ello

thats an interesting idea

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

Huzzah, that's lovely.

(Andy-, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

yay! I love your stuff Miss. Bear

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

fantastic! :)

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:23, archived)

Go on

answer the question..

(Apologies for poor font)
Neolithic

(

BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

hahaha... I bid 2p

Neolithic

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

I see your 2

and raise you sod all

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

I bif 5

NeoSporin

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

£1.05

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

will they be deep fried?

with special sauce

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

haha

i love that phrase "bingo wings"
it is much nicer than "nan flaps" which is the term of choice 'round 'ere.... :/
woo yay nan flaps! :/

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

Nan flaps conjours up a whole different image for me - maybe I've been here too long? :s

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:17, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

hmm.. sexy Sir Ian

"inspiration"

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

sicko

*beats one off*

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

Miaow

well spotted

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

Haha

Houpla!

(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5332857

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

man oh man

must be me lucky night! call your mother* and tell her you`ll be back for breakfast

rrrrRRRRRrrrrr!

*don`t care what you call her

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

Ian gets everywhere...

Looks suspiciously like Cheggers here though

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

he does indeed look like Chegwin!

pity the zeeeebra probably has more sense

.. in what sense do you mean "have"? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

He loves teh thick long black shiny stripes does Blair

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

He looks like he should be singing a song too

a good showtune maybe?

You are clearly disturbed Mr Rik, but we like you!

:)

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

I just think he's boasting

Know what ah means?

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

wow, do they come in such a small size?

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

"Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner"

nice one Rik!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:12, archived)

hahaha

yours is much funnier

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:13, archived)

cheap as chips

cheap as chips.

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

haha

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:15, archived)

hello you. How's life?

I hope the answer is 'smashing'

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

I saw that and thought

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:19, archived)

hahaha nice!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

Arf!

(Andy-, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:21, archived)

nice legs

(

Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:33, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

Ha ha ha , Woo!

"run the little metal fucker down!"

bi-di-bi-di-bi-di-bi-di

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

Would

but only with Rick's

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

Dave or Wilma?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

Twiki

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

Wilma all the way

man oh man

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

Gah!!

*hides*

btw, West side !

(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

he appears to have a camel toe

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

Dave is/was everything a pop star should be.

Why don't we have anyone like that anymore?

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

Hmmm...

We all know where you look!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

Oh my!

*confused*

(Deus_Ed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

I`ll camel her toe in a minute regardless of how careful she may or may not be

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:10, archived)

hehehe!

Woo

*resists the urge to shout "IT'S CHRIIIIIIIISTMAS!"
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

'ning all

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:06, archived)

'ning Cheeks

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

Howdo, me duck!

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

pfffft

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

He is so Twiki!

Metallic, round thing on torso. Need I say more.

(

Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

round thing on torso?

do you mean Dr. Theopolis?!?

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

are you suggesting

he is Brazillian???

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:20, archived)

i'll get the lemsip

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:00, archived)

haha!

very nicely done :)

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

We're Doooomed!

/Dad's Army quotes

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

pfft

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

Yay,

for hot babe action!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

bestest!

Yay that

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:18, archived)

Sea Sick

My first post... i was asleep on tuesday

(sclera, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

Woo! I used to live near Warrington.

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

Arf/chuckle. *feels dizzy*

Wonderful first post.
Keep it up!

Woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:02, archived)

actually it's not that rare.

it's called hypochondria. or however it's spelled. More commonly known as whining bitch syndrome. named after its discoverer Dr. Syndrome. or something like that.

woo! I'm feeling seasick now :(

(

grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

Dr Down Syndrome?

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

yeah

or Dr Down 'get get get down' Syndrome (Phd) as the lads in the lab liked to call him.

(

grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

down down deeper and down.

im off

(sclera, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

haha

why doesn`t she just live on a bloody boat

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:08, archived)

Welcome new person

Pull up a kittin, shop a frog, get out the Jaffas, etc

:)

Nice 1st post

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

:-)

No ones shouted read the FAQs yet :-)

coolio

(sclera, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:11, archived)

if it makes you feel better about yourself...

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:14, archived)

the vacuum of space

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

Very very cool

have a woo

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:38, archived)

Your woo yay

is strangely hypnotising!

hi-cockawotsit!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

Wonderfully Woo

although it sucks.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:38, archived)

^this

also pffft

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:39, archived)

Simply a class act!

(

TN, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

everytime I see that I

think she's going to lick the screen

I'm constantly dissapointed.

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

This is...

...most woo, my friend!

(steben, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

Yay!

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

brilliant!

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:44, archived)

^^^^

love that

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:07, archived)

woud a VACUUM, VACUUM in a VACUUM.

woo

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:44, archived)

not spelt like that!

VACUUM!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)

is that better

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)

much

Sorry for pedanting.

erm, no i'm not. :)

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:50, archived)

I did not think you was

I am crap at spelling which is why i never win isketch

(

rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)

No.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

wow

that's cool. woo yay

(

gazz, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:46, archived)

hmmmmm

i like muchly.

have woo.

(

kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

yay kite man

i also fly !

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)

that's incredible!

(qdamik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)

that's lovely

(

tweaknik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:49, archived)

Ooh, that am vere lovely.

Woo!

(Andy-, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:52, archived)

Out of this world

fab!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:53, archived)

I really like that

He's very floaty :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:55, archived)

That is good

for so many reasons.

(

Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:59, archived)

hahaha!

thats bloody brilliant, nice one

(

mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:01, archived)

thanks all you are very kind

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:04, archived)

Oooh!

I like that :)

(SarahBear, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:03, archived)

hoover brand woo to you!

that's awesome.

Also, take a generic vacuum brand yay

(

grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:05, archived)

Polar Fluff

First attempt at an animal mash:

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Not givin teh large version. Teh seams!!!

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

Its a success!

you seem to have welded a polar bear onto a ... err polar bear

/Obvious silliness

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

was a rabbit, should have kept the ears

Too subtle

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

I thought it looked like rabbit legs!

Well done you :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(

in vino veritas, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

Yes,

so did I!

Honest!

woo to pic!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:32, archived)

slow down man, you`re posting nearly as much as Dave The Pun!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

You sir, do me a disservice!

*cries*

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

you love it

and want to kiss it

mmmMMMMmm smoochy

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

*bums*

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

news just in (if it's not already bindun)

story...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4441448.stm

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

bindun

but good n e way

(

Schrodinger, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

damn.

some of us have dayjobs where you can't go on b3ta!

thanks anyways.

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

Yay for Babar

(

in vino veritas, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

Ohhh dear god

The pun

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

Ba-bar-bar, Babar-on-Anne...

thanks for the source pic.....

maybe I should link this as NSFW

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

the Anne portion was some genius on here

ideal for Babar bukkake though.

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:41, archived)

In the name of all that's holy

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

(

Blork krolB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

he gives me the fucking `orn

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

Is that

Jimmy Carr?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

It is!!

Top 100 paint-drawn pics

10:00, channel 4

(Major Bloodnock Mainlining tea since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

While we're on the subject of freehand paintmashes,

watch out for the NUMB3RS squad:

CFB

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

did you draw that with your

foot?

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:37, archived)

No, I drew it freehand

with one of those slidey mouse-pad jobbies you get on a lot of laptops.
It was not easy.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:38, archived)

i hate those

paint roxxors

(all paint except assembling into an animation)

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:40, archived)

'Tis most woo, is that.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:42, archived)

ta, took ages

luckily I was at work.

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:43, archived)

Apologies for pearost from the other night but someone had to fucking post something

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

...

~~GET RICH~~ SHOUT A LOT AND GENERALLY ACT THE TWAT

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

Dont be insane

I didnt link to 4rthur

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)

I were talking about t'text in't pic, like.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

yes i know, it was humour:)

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

pfft

couldn`t cut it with the big boys, Michael?

;)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:27, archived)

ah yes

I remember you being kicked from there well:)

This is a good thing:)

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

hahahaha :D

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

Oh deary me.

*waits for the war to start*
*cements up windows*

(testingtestingtesting, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:57, archived)

actually

Claim Dole

and

Get Rich

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)

short notice silliness

You can see their little bits!!!!!11!!

Edit/ Poo looks like Aunt Flo I reckon

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)

I simply dont know where to start

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)

...

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)

Yeah, like make the shit male!!

EDIT: So she does!
EDIT EDIT:Flo is the she.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

Umm...

*scratches head*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

PEE PEE HAS A FANNY!!!11!!oneoneone!

(

mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

OMFGROFL HARRIS!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111ONEHUNDREDANDELEVEN

etc, etc...

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

OMFG!!1!!oneone!!!1!eleventyhundredandone

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

(

shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

Wacko says

Boingy boingy boingy boingy

And woo, of course

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

nice loop

rolf!

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

and Florian!

/Kraftwerk

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:44, archived)

And the other one

Ken or Dave, maybe Geoff, just can't be sure

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:47, archived)

Klaus / Michael / Conrad / Karl / Emil / delete as appropriate.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:48, archived)

Yay!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

R3tarded?

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

soiternlee

Your point being?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

Tag it hard

before Jamster steal it.

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

Hahaha

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

that's...

...shit.

Woo.

(I_tickle_myself, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

ooh

how odd Robbie said "pee and poo" on the tv just then.

(

moogy boobles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 21:50, archived)

Brad pitt is...

Megaman ^^

(Dr_Kachu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:02, archived)

BIGGER!

It's ok, I'm only joking. Me like.

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:03, archived)

Where shall i begin with the inaccuracies of that film?

/Archaeologist

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:04, archived)

Mega-man isn't historically accurate?

(

bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

/childhood dreams of owning a time-machine ruined forever

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

tis a shame but i realised time travel was impossible the other day :(

If it was possible, surely someone would have come back and told us by now.

*sigh*

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)

If it were possible

it hasn't been invented in this universe yet, so no-one could have come back.
If someone did invent it and go back in time, they'd alter all the events in that universe starting from the time they went back to and turn it into a different universe; they'd then be pretty screwed, because they might not have a future to go back to (given that the events of the universe after their visit were different.)

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

not necacerially

heard of this new theory of time travel, didnt actually loom at it, but it involves building some kind of gate thing so taht you can go ahead into the future as long as that gate exists, and go back up untuill it was built, so if it was built today, we could go back to now, but no furthur back
ive stayed away from time travel stuff so i dont really know, friend of mine told me taht

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

i think someone misunderstood stargate.

and then the theory of chinese whispers came into play and now you have heard it.

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:18, archived)

Loosely on the same subject:

I just lost the Game.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:19, archived)

!?!?!

how loosely are we talking because i'm lost.

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:20, archived)

I'm talking "last-six-words-of-the-sentence" loosely.

And I just lost the Game again.

(

The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:22, archived)

Is it my imagination

or did games of chinese whispers allways go awry because someone thought it would be funny to change words on purpose?

edit: I now understand the Game, and lost. that was quick.

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:26, archived)

yes... normally goes something like this

Andy : I love football
Bob : I love football
Charlie : I love football
Dexter : Andy says "i have sex with my mum all the time and she loves it and i love it too and my dad watches while my brother masturbates furiously"

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:33, archived)

reminds me of cubs.

(

Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

FOR CHUFFING HELLS SAKE

I HATE YOU.

/was doing really well until then.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:29, archived)

How well?

Are we talking days or months here?
/2 weeks

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:30, archived)

like REALLY well...

about 2 months. :c/

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

gaaaaaaah

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:51, archived)

Arsehammer!

So have I!

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 20:09, archived)

dont look at me

i like physics taht isnt quite as....stupid

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:24, archived)

ah!

not necessarily...maybe someone will discover a way of using a wormhole to go travel 'back' in time; they would only be able to go back to a time after the time machine was created. See? So not all that useful/cool but possible...(maybe)

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Blork krolB, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

ol and good paradox :3

if a guy go to the past,and says that time travelling is possible,this will radically changes the future,making this guy don´t go back in this new future or maybe not even exist at all,what causes he never going and going and never going ... *fries*

(Dr_Kachu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:16, archived)

i understand what you're saying

even less than i understand the theory of time travel.

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:36, archived)

Well the advantage of working on a time machine

Is if you go over budget you can always go back and invent it on schedule.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:28, archived)

hehe

reminds me of
this

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)

By saying it was good?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:05, archived)

perhaps the fact they all spoke English?

Good Evening One and All!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

Well there was that:)

the jet flying by was what got me

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

ahhh, the often forgotten Trojan 747

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

didn't you know?

when there are no tourists around, the greeks speak in pretend english accents, in english

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

good evenin....

I trust you are well....?

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

I'm not so bad...

got a bit of a cold - given to me from the present Mrs. Architect,
so she's waiting on me hand and foot as recompense

How's your good self Sir?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

So so...

I did a pic for DTH and I really want to put it up, but I'd ratehr he saw it :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

mail it to him first...

he's sometimes on messenger in teh evenings

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

Hmmm...

I'll give it a go :) Ta.

// Not to worry, I'll post it tomorrow....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

Historically inaccurate?

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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

pffft!

woo

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)

ha ha

woo and yay dear boy.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:13, archived)

Pffft!

Top shoppage!

NeoThermic

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:06, archived)

yay mega man

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:07, archived)

*Knows of mega man*

*never played any megaman*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:09, archived)

Oi you.

In reply to this: www.b3ta.com/board/5332612
No I'm not. I'm 15.

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:10, archived)

makes no difference

Theres 12 year olds getting knocked up around where I live.
I Apologise anyways

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:11, archived)

B3ta - The online 'Neverland'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

Pfft

And when I said here I ment in the area where I live, not b3ta

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

I take it Roy Chubby Brown was right about Cleveland then.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:15, archived)

Proberly

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:35, archived)

No.

Your'e not a spacker.

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:12, archived)

Bet you wish I was

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:14, archived)

No.

I would never wish that on someone.

(Dooley, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:17, archived)

your mean

You need to get spanked by an old seaman

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 19:34, archived)

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