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It's such a great song

Shite idea but great song :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:36, archived)

I have no idea what is going on iside your head

but I'd like to poke at it with a stick.

Woo to you.

( I have nothing pretty to show you {until some fool re-posts and gives me a reason to step in with last nights daft presentation ;) })

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:38, archived)

Aerodynamik

by Kraftwerk.

Just repost in this thread.

Edit: I thought there were some electro music nuts on this board.. maybe it's just me then.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:42, archived)

I listen to KISS,

if that's any help.

'No place for hidin’ baby
No place to run
You pull the trigger of my
Love gun, (love gun), love gun...'

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:44, archived)

*thinks*

no, not really :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:46, archived)

Ooh I couldn't.

Oh go on then.
This came with the tagline:-

I'm Luke, I'm 5,
and my dad's Darth Vader.
He flies me round
and he's bummed James Spader.

Image hosted by TinyPic.com

I hope the JCB song has come to your attention over there.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:46, archived)

oh I likes that

pfft James Spader

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:51, archived)

I'm glad you like it.

The sad thing is I always make these things late at night when I'm pissed and there is nobody around to click I like this. Never mind eh? ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:57, archived)

save em `up and post `em during the day

it`s like when you`ve just made a pic but there`s a new thread every 30 seconds so there`s no point in posting, so you go and have a cup of coffee and a ciggie and then post it

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:10, archived)

muhaha, brilliant! I want one, when can i order? :D

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nadey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)

hehe

My dad has known the Bamford family about 30 years ( both the younger son now running JCB and the elder, eccentric one who they bought a shipping line for just to kep the mad bastard away from the company ). I wonder if he could put in a word.... ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:09, archived)

hahaha

my company work closely with them lot. And it's very amusing a lot of the time.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:11, archived)

The JCB song came to my attention

when it was linked on the board a few weeks ago.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)

That JCB song came to my attention about 6 months ago haha

ace pic! :)

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:53, archived)

`twas in the newsletter way back when

innit, BOOOYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:56, archived)

RIK, MAN - THEY SAYING WE TOO BLACK MAAAAAAAN!

BRING THE NOISE!

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:58, archived)

you want a quarter of noise? would you like any bubblies in that?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:11, archived)

Lovely

W/Y/H!

And I hate the JCB song

(leftoftheedge, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:08, archived)

I'm the operator with my pocket calculator.

By pressing down the special key, it plays a littl melody.

Kraftwerk am teh sex,

/scene?

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:51, archived)

Ich bin der Musikant mit Taschenrechner in der Hand.

Und wenn ich diese Taste drück', spielt er ein kleines Musikstück.

Heathen! Kraftwerk songs are sung in German or not at all.

(Seehund, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 15:35, archived)

ok..

I was getting it wrong, I though it was daft punk :(

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:50, archived)

as did I...

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:54, archived)

good call, although DP's track wasn't spelled with a 'k' on the end :)

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:55, archived)

hurrah! Someone on here that likes decent music for a change :)

woo!

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:53, archived)

*perk*

My brother calls a lot of the music I listen to "bloody sound effects"
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:09, archived)

Tell him to go back to his 70's prog rock (or whatever he listens to).

So do tell - what other electronic music do you like?

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:12, archived)

Hahaha SPOT ON!

My brother is a dinosaur (sorry, Peter, if you are reading this).

Cripes, I like lots of different stuff. It's not that I like Electronica but so much of what I adore seems to be made "synthetically". I like anything from Basement Jaxx, Chemical Brothers to Sigur Ros, Nathan Fake, LCD Soundsystem, D&K, Peace Orchestra, Gotan Project, Quantic Soul Orchestra, Studio Pankow, etc.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:32, archived)

Fantastic!

Chems are ace - not sure I like their most recent stuff as much, apart from galvanize. LCD Soundsystem Rock... as does Nathan Fake. Up until fairly recently I DJ'd electro house/electroclash (decent stuff, not the commercial pap) - I reckon you may like a lot of that. I may dig a few of my faves out and do a bit of a mix if you are interested.

EDIT: My email is in my profile - send me a mail or add me to MSN and I will try and dig a few bits out for you :)

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:43, archived)

Great song !

and Yay for Aero:
.

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:16, archived)

Ooh and kraftwerk......

.

/ I am a repost whore
.
.

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:19, archived)

arf to both :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:37, archived)

Meanwhile, at Hell's Xmas party.......

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

hehehe!

daft!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:16, archived)

Don't like the stuff myself

must be the weird sugary egg taste of it. :)

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)

10.5 yolks

in every bottle dontchaknow

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)

it's one of those useful drinks

that arrives as a cocktail ingredient, then remains in the cupboard until you're so desparate for a drink you'll drink anything. then when you do drink it, it's not so bad after all.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)

The voice

of experience?

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)

And you've never

been there yourself ?

(also useful for when ageing aunts come visiting)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

No, I don't drink*

*may be 100% of a lie

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)

You didn't need to add the "*"

My
100% of a lie detector was zigzagging like buggery.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

i love that phrase

"...like buggery"

hehe

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:32, archived)

I've always been a bit puzzled

"Bugger" is considered an almost acceptable word,
whereas
"Fuck" is a very bad sweay word.
Yet when it comes to sexual practices I know which one turns my stomach !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:38, archived)

It turns your stomach?

You're doing it wrong.

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)

a) wanna quick bugger?

b)wanna quick fuck?

who wins YOU decide!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)

"Buggery" is an official legal term

Where as 'fuck' isn't.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:41, archived)

Good Point.

I'm not sure that explains the social acceptability of the word though ?

But it might.

Still confused.

~~Bugger !~~ Fuck !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:53, archived)

For me the voice of experience is very similar to Darth Vader at the end of revenge of the shit

NoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOOoooOOO

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:25, archived)

good pasting

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:04, archived)

yep

and proud of it

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:42, archived)

I love it.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

Doesn't that make his drink a snowball?

It wouldn't last five seconds in the fiery pits. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)

clever stuff here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)

are you a drunk?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)

Yes

Oh, you weren't talking to me?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:21, archived)

yes

i have a nascent stomach ulcer because of it. *sigh*

*opens mouthwash*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)

just be sick...

...never works but its fun to watch

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:33, archived)

Dante

reported that the lowest circle of Hell was cold.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:40, archived)

Ooh

Woo!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:21, archived)

hahaha!

wonderful

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)

marvellous

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)

hehe

but yours has more talent.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:23, archived)

sorry

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Ceteri, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

I love his expression

Distinct lack of jollity.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:28, archived)

Looks like a big jelly baby!

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nadey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)

I am not proud of this

click it for the one I am even less proud off

(Bobby Dazzler, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

wouldnt be pround of a redex either

edit: thats better, and DONT let me catch you doing it again

joke! in case i come off as a cunt

edit:or come on like a cunt

edit: or i like cunt

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

piss

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

mind

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

Sorry

fixed

(Bobby Dazzler, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

in case you come over a cunt?

clean that mess up boy!

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mugatu, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

So a guy on another board I'm on starts a thread trying to get everyone to use this as there avatar and he said to me, "you cunt",

I said, "What?"

He said, "You cunt"

I said "why'd you call me a cunt? cunt."

He said, "You fackin' cunt"

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:26, archived)

what a cunt

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:34, archived)

a redex?

I'm not surprised

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

i dont know many people
who are proud of a red ex

you should be ashamed of your self!

*titters*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

You should play Vietcong (or Vietcong 2)

Full of excellent moments you wouldn't be proud of.

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' ; , , ; ', Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

I love the smell

of Aslam in the morning.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

big lions

who eat witches faces?

who doesnt?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)

I first read that as "faeces"

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)

hehe

you would

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

I'm not proud of the fact that the only reason I went to Vietnam

Was so I could say 'back in 'Nam' on my return, just like they did in the A-Team.

I am a sad, sad person.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:14, archived)

pffft!

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:37, archived)

arf!! The lion, the witch and the napalm.

I was expecting a lot worse when I clicked on it though...

...b3ta has obviously desensitized me to the horrors of war.

/locks and loads
/goes postal

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

extreme unicycling

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

scarlet vs some kind of space mutant

hentai style.

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SuperMatt, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

Gah.

No!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

the insides of a giraffe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

This

I had a conversation last night as to what noise a giraffe would make. I settled on "greep" but I'm sure it's not very accurate

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:11, archived)

bless

www.boowakwala.com/giraffe/giraffe-sound.html

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:14, archived)

WILD HASLET!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

Santa's little humpers

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

the place

where the beloved pets go

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fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

Chinese £5 all you can eat buffet

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sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

Welcome to Rainbow Bridge Chinese Restaurant

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

pffffft

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

the toilet?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

scarlet eating a pot of marmite.

does she love it or hate it?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

Both.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

can she open it?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

With a rock.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

elephant wash day

with 5 sexy zoo keepers

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sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

yes. very much. this ^

make em use a big long brush too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:05, archived)

hmm /inverts

zoo keeper wash day ... with 5 sexy elephants.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:18, archived)

scarlet Vs a Xmas tree

Street fighter 2 turbo edition hyper-lights style.

failing that, Pip being Kats secret santa, and giving her a gift she'll never forget...

A SIGNED STARWARS BOXSET NO LESS!! ;)

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

A Karma Llama!

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

draw

me

:)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

a man-sized cockroach shopping at harrods

in a bonnet, and a mink stole.

(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

er...

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)

do you not shop at Harrods then?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

cant say i ever have done

and yourself?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

I prefer Aldi

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:11, archived)

aldi rocks!

although they get paid £9 odd an hour while im doing the same job for only £4.85

:(

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:14, archived)

Johnny Vaughan (with a fawn blowing a horn) eating a prawn, and looking at porn, with his trousers all torn, perhaps from a thorn or a sharp bit of corn?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

yawn!

Johnny Yawn that is

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:05, archived)

do i see nips

in that pic??

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

I don't remember drawing any.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)

looks like

the one on the right is turned sideways to the left with a rather pert left breast, or am I seeing things?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

you need help

quickly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:08, archived)

i need nips!

lots of!!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

will moobs be of any use?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:12, archived)

whats a moob?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)

man boobs

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:16, archived)

arrggg

no!

....

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)

man boob

fat people have them

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)

only fat men

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:20, archived)

try

here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:12, archived)

hahaha

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)

Arf!

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Farmfoodsman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:23, archived)

Have you a large

litter to feed?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)

no but im am thirsty

can't a man get any nips round here?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

so thats a definite NO

to moobs then?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:18, archived)

a small gun wielding stoat

trying to talk a rabbit with one giant ear down from the top of a large building.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

FISH

Many many many fish.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

I second this

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:05, archived)

where DID my fishy go?

my fishy fishy fishy - o

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)

you did love it so

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

An existential journey through the eyes of a prawn cracker

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)

when it's eaten by pip

or mangled by scarlet

(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:02, archived)

This

is getting boring
/sarcasm
*ducks*

(Dancing hormonics, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

Kats FHM Shoot!

/dribbles
/scores!

(Spenglebert Humptyback, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

kat and scarlet in an FHM shoot....

in a similar way they do a blondes and brunettes special

(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:50, archived)

sarah michelle gellar

with crisps and dips

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:24, archived)

a denizen chef

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:27, archived)

Xmas pants on head!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:50, archived)

many popular tv shows (like survivor) have an "Australia" special......

So why not the sequential art crew take a trip to the land of OZ (maybe pip gets adopted by a kangaroo who thinks he's a joey).

(Mad_Nashy WHEEEEEE!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:08, archived)

she's waiting for something

but i'm not sure what

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

she's waiting

for a penguin to butt-fuck her.

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SuperMatt, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:58, archived)

we don't all

share your dreams

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sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

*jumps in penguin suit*

*bums*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

I know

she's waiting for Julian Opie to hang her in a gallery and make a mint from her hypnotic blinking eyes!

( woo to you, testicular cancer to Julian Opie )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

That's quite

harsh

?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

welcome to the

astute club.

( sorry, I despise the no-talent twat )

Almost every man jack here can do what he does and in the case of quite a few a hell of a lot better. Yet for some reason he can spend five minutes tracing on a Mac and make it blink to call it art. I'd rather view an exhibition of Eclectech's work for a week than have to see yet another blinking vector from that fraudster. So much so that I e-mailed him and told him so, but less nicely.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)

any links to his work?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

julianopie.com/

But specifically I am talking of this stuff that he has been milking like a prize heffer ever since he made the album cover for Blur.
julianopie.com/paintings/portraits/portraits1.htm

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

what a cunt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)

I know I am

but I can still make stuff like him ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:18, archived)

a rock concert!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

arf! yes... punk rock!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

yaaaaaaaay!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:13, archived)

haha!

excellent!

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

yay for rock balancing!

got rather schtoned in san francisco back in the summer and spent several hours watching this guy.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:05, archived)

Like most of us

she is waiting for her ship to come in :)
For myself, I mean that literally.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:06, archived)

Do you stand on a clifftop

In a floaty dress looking wistfully out to sea?

/edit: how rude, woo to the lovely pic.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

Not quite

I phone the shipping company and shout a lot :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

das ist

rather lovely, hoorah!

excellent sea-loopage

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mutated monty, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:17, archived)

He He

Top Stuff

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:01, archived)

that's very

nicely done

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:03, archived)

Not sure how this will affect deliveries...

Bigger, you say.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

haha

that's top of the class.

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

'lo

You've surfaced early!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

Not really.

More of a fact that I've surfaced at a similar time in the real world but have been finished with my chores early enought to come and say " hello lovely" to you. mwah, mwah ( practicing my air kisses )

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:18, archived)

tee hee hee!

Excellent.

If it happened it would make as much sense as the rest of it....

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

it's Lost me!

Although, I can see many similarities to James Herbert's The Survivor...

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

Much wooness!

Woo!

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

hehe

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

hahaha

fantastic.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

Bad Santa!

Woo!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:58, archived)

haha!

woo!

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:04, archived)

"i like this!"

ker-lick

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:53, archived)

hehe

That's great

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:18, archived)

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I FOUND???

http://prichard.nuklees.net/indigo/rainbow.swf

(BadgerPirate, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

nuts

crazy as this
sfw

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

Yes, it genuinely works!

hehehe

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

they are fucking cool

pow! pow! splat!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

i dont know

is it SFW?

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

no, SWF

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

soapy wank fork?

spanner wildly flailing? sex with flies?

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

silly wide fuck?

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

yes

unless you hate god and stuff...

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

how do I

fire?

I tried CTRL and the spacebar, but I can't shoot anything!

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

imagine never being able to ejaculate

that would be really un-bazoo

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

that's

unthinkable...

*fwaps*

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

i don't know why

but this really made me laugh!

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

retrograde ejaculation is possible

and apparently fun.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

renogade ejaculation is possible

and apparently fun

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

reneging on ejaculation is possible

and apparently fun.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

reneging on education is possible

and apparently fun.

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

how odd!

"What dear? Oh yes, of course I came, don't worry I'll just spuff it in my pants later. Bourbon biscuit dear?"

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

Oh Shaddap you

That made me cry (not kidding).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

Awwwwww

*hugs and offers tissues*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

haha

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fuscous, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

its fuckin bolloxs mate

piss off an come back when u have found sum hummus.

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

careful child

you know not what you do.

(BadgerPirate, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

what are you? God??

because if you are.. ive gotta have words with you! ;)

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

Awwwwww, sweet!

etc.

Best viewed with Metallica blaring out of the PC speakers!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

Jesus Christ on a bike with a buttplug

What kind of maudlin crap is this? And who was evil enough to sell that idiot Flash?

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sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:58, archived)

Absolute Bollocks.

i control who comes over the rainbow bridge.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

cripes

i spent the whole thing expecting goatse to suddenly pop up

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

What the hell is that?

I demand you give me the five minutes of my life I have just wasted back. Failing that, a cheque. Or some biscuits.

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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:34, archived)

wank

wank harder

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:17, archived)

Sit down time...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

hey hey

a pick!

or chig

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

A chig, I think

and it is ace!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

look at his eyes!

*wants one*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

did you take his offle?

he looks mad

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

Haha brilliant!

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)

eeeeeeepppppsss!

Does he bite/claw?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)

This is ace

*touches*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

Oink!

That's acers!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

aww

gorgeousness

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:58, archived)

It's that big nose

He's obviously exhausted

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:02, archived)

With sincere apologies to Leningrad

for defiling his excellent work

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

is he operating a set of bellows?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

sweeping biscuit crumbs off his bed?

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

if only...

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)

haha, stare at the biggest eye and it doesn't move much. Woo :)

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nadey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

that's weird

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Jesus Bowie !!!

(edit-made smaller..etc)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)

Exclamation mark!

etc..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

who do?

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Dr Drink, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

doo doo?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

face squared pie r justice

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

Filesize!!

oh dear...

/runs and hides from expected non-fluffiness from b3tans.

Also...

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

^ that

grrr grr gRRRRRRrrrRRrr

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

read it last week so nah :P

(tis smaller now tho)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

Good for you.

Most never do.

You seem to have cut down the filesize enormously! Cool...here's a handy link if you run into the same trouble:

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

I feel I can now woo your picture.

Woo!

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

thank you = )

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

jesus has very prominent gonads

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

it's a bit offputting isn't it ? maybe i'll join christianity next week.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

I wouldn't bother if I were you

he looks extremely gay and therefore probably wouldn't be interested

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

hahaha. well damn..i'll have to try boy george then...he looks straight.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

There is a Cabbage Patch doll in the audience!

Try optimising that pic.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

Yay!!! Labyrinth...

Put that baby's spell on me...
slap that baby make him pee

(Manatee Fondler, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

yay

dance, miracle, dance!

(stone the crows, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

Tea break

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

Haha

he stole my last name *Shakes fist*

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

Chimpworth?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

does anybody know what these "internet crime" charges are against him?

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

something to do with porn apparently

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)

tsk

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4534060.stm

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djol, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

oh dear

i read it earlier and it said he couldnt disclose the details

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

it first said 'internet crime'

then they changed it to fwapping over kiddy pics

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

whats gone on then..i feel very clueless.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

been arrested

for looking at kiddie porn, thats bout it

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)

for _possibly_ looking at it

just like anyone who`s been on b3ta and has seen a post involving a child

we`re all guilty until proven innocent

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

^this

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

yeah

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

If its true, then...

Damn. What an idiot...just as his career finally started to look up again.

Twunt.

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

and if it`s not

let`s just drag his name through the mud for good measure

/Daily Mail

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

hahaha ^this^

/libel

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)

ssssh

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

Time for this!

Today I am having half a highland coo between two slices of crusty bread with lashings of mustard, four sausage rolls and a litre of Tizer. What are you having for lunch?

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

(

Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

Too late!

you've been caught! four fullstops isn't enough for lunch

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

DtF winds me up (not being nasty)

I just dont find the hummus.

been lurking all day to post those dots. They are perfect

/goes and tucks into a Steak and Ale pie

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Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Steak and Ale pie is a fine lunch

unless it's runny stew with a pouf pastry lid, they are most unmaster

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

^this^

doesnt tickle me hummus neither. besides i
dont have my lunch till 2:00 and its always
a mingin tesco sandwich

edit: fair play to all who enjoy teh facts. i normally excercise my right to an ignore button

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Just Flange, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

It doesn't matter if you don't find the hummus

I think that is secondary, we just want to talk about food :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

You know the score

lunch is an ejoyable topic of converstaion.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

Yay!

Today I am having a tuno mayo/mustard sandwich with leaves accompanied by some cheese footballs.

Ooh a coo for lunch.. braw Mr Drunes :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's a well balanced lunch

cheese footballs are nice, but they should make them lifesize

edit half a coo, I'm watching my figure

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

Shepherds Pie

Proper, made with lamb mince.
Then off to the pub.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

shepherds pie, shepherds pie

I'm gonna get some shepherds pie

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

I can't stand people who call cottage pie shepherd's pie. They really yank my chain

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

Is there

a difference?

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

yes, shepherd's pie is made with minced lamb

cottage pie is made with minced beef and titanic pie is made with minced ocean liner

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:42, archived)

This part of the day is always educational for me

Educational and funny.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)

Educunny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

^that^

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

What's a coo?

I don't know what to have and I haven't got much in. Suggestions please.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

A coo goes moo

and has udders.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

A highland coo is a gert shaggy beastie

with horns the size of the Trossachs!

and have an all day breakfast

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

I have not a single ingredient to make an all day breakfast

So I'm having a melty cheese and sweetcorn sandwich.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

You can share my lunch

if you'd like to, Pachey. It's vegetarian friendly and there's more than enough for me.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)

Your lunch does sound delicious

It is unfortunate that you live at the arse end of nowhere.

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

Probably a good thing, actually!

Anyway, tell you what, I'll fax it to you.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

Peterborough ?

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

Cheese and marmite sandwich

that is all.

Well, maybe some KiaOra vitamin pastilles too.

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

You should have at least two sandwiches

and four pastilles

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Thanks for the advice Duke

should I also have the Yorkie bar I found in the cupboard?

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Excellent!

yes, you should

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

cheese supreme sandwich

(cheese, celery, onion)

and a bag of prawn cocktail walkers.

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SuperMatt, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

A Braw but smelly-breath inducing sandwich

but the walkers are good... make sure you remove their boots first

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

going to the pub in a few minutes

i might get something there

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

Chips

have pub chips

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

Pub Chips

are excrement.
Nasty frozen imitation McCain shite.
What's so difficult about cutting potatoes into rectangles and deep frying them for fucksakes ?
(preferably in Lard)

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)

some

kind
of
imposter!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

No, he is the original Puke of Drunes.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

Braw!

I might have imposter for lunch tomorrow

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)

I like imposter on toast with cheese melted on top.

and lots of pepper. and lea and perrins.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)

Mmmm!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

impressive

Wife of Trumpet is next door making tomato soup for my lunch. Hoorah!

(trumpet, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

Home made tomato soup is great

I trust you are having lots of some kind of bread product with it

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

super spicey gazpacho.

yay!

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

Braw!

another great soup. Are you having it cold? and also I trust that you are having lots of bread

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

yep, cold

no bread, but a glass of white wine.

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

Today I'm mostly having

cold home-made lasagne left over from dinner which I'm planning to heat up in the office microwave (hopefully, so long as nobody's been doing experiments with CDs in it again) plus some salad leaves and at least 3 cups of tea.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Some dishes improve with time

Lasagne is one of them

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

I don't know

But I am craving a pie and there is not a pie shop nearby...

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

Pubs do pies

but beware of the pouf pastry lid trap!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

grr to that!

I hate it when that happens!

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

Bakers make pies

so do supermarkets, petrol stations also sell pies.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

3 battered sausages

chips

spetzi and a pretzel

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

That is a fine lunch

you're in with a shout

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

I haven't had lunch yet

but I'm going home soon to eat half a pizza and char sui chow mein, braw.

Jimmy's off work today with a sore throat, here's a picture of him

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/jimmy.jpg

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

Jimmy's face is very red

He should tell his wife not to include so many radishes in his lunchtime salad.
Edit: It could also be caused by a chip defecit

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:46, archived)

It's always red I think it's from all the ROLF MAYOing he gets up to

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)

You should have the other half too

you must keep your strength up

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

But the other half was eaten yesterday

*cries*

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

so you should buy another pizza and have half

of that one

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:02, archived)

Good idea

but then I'd be left with only half a pizza again!
*cries*

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:10, archived)

He is dressed very smartly

for someone who's off work

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

That's a photo from Monday

he didn't have a sore throat then and he had a good helping of ROLF MAYO.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

Hot dog.

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

Braw!

but only if it's inna bun with mustard

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

Coo someones being spoilt

Proper vegetable soup and toad in the hole and waffles with chocolate sauce for afters.

(mofitzy, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

That is near to perfect - Congratulations!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

I don't think I can manage any today...

... had calamari fritti and pizza diavola last night. I can still taste those little squiddies.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Have beer that'll drown them

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)

4 pieces of lightly toasted white bread

containing 4 pieces of fried bacon, 2 fried eggs, some cheese, tomatoe sauce, a light sprinkling of salf and pepper, a dash of worscestershire sauce. Chased down with a half glass of milk and a pint of ice cold apple juice.

mmmm it's nice to be off work

hurrah for your lunch and DTF!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

You would definitely have been in with a shout

except for the tomato sauce which is for girls and gays. Have brown sauce.

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

damn

*curses lack of brown sauce in the house*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

burger King

bought with the £20 note i found last night. yay

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

Excellent!

I hope you spend it all!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

I have discovered another meat feast....

A 16 ounce rump steak at a pub called
'The Famous Old Pines'
for only £6.95 !

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

That is a bargin!

you better have that for lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

Does it come with chips?

or are they extra, you have to be careful

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)

A ton of 'em

and sweetcorn for some reason!

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

I'm indulging in a chicken drumstick, some carrots, some cashews and some bread and butter. Followed by teacakes (with tea).

Yum yum. Not very braw, I expect though!

/edit: Damn, could have sworn the Duke did this DtF...

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:44, archived)

No, I disagree, it is quite Braw

The Duke does lunch Mon-Thurs; The Puke (or another deputy) does Friday, it's quite, quite simple

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

*cough*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:19, archived)

*clears throat*

...pardon?

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alcuin, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:52, archived)

I think I

will have a big slice of bread for luch

(gianthead, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

Have some chips and brown sauce with it

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

today

it shall be a pint of Kronenbourg and FAT CHIPS. For tonight, I dine heartily!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)

sure you don't want some

ribeye steak and tomato salsa with that?

(gianthead, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)

no, I must keep some space

for the hearty feast later. Which will also have lashings of beer.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)

That is a perfectly acceptable lunch

if a little spartan

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

am eating the lies of small children, washed down by outstanding rex the dog remix of heartbeats by the knife. yum

call this blasphemy, but des lynam is pretty poor replacement for richard whitely. i vote for terry wogan.

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:56, archived)

The tenderest of lies and rockingest of remixes!

Braw!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

Wogan's

a cunt

(Pachey, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

gosh!

shall we take this outside

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:15, archived)

A Tuna Mayo Sandwich with Mustard

A PAcket of Chili Heatwave Doritos

Washed down with lots of water!

Dolphin Friendly Tunas redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)

That's very similar to Flowerpot's lunch

except she's having cheese footballs

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

Chili Heatwave Doritos are better!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)

I'll be the judge of that!

Chesse footballs would win if they were life size

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

Oh I dunno

I've reached the stage where I can't eat crisps unless they are dipped in something like peppadew dip... mmm!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:12, archived)

Breaded plaice chips and peas

but normal peas cos they had run out of mushy ones

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:29, archived)

I should demand a reduction in price

if I were you

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:35, archived)

Phwoar!

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)

I see

Stimo !

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

For more sexy fun

www.piczo.com/SaSsY1989?g=11957426&cr=2

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:34, archived)

WTF My poor eyes (and ears)

www.piczo.com/SaSsY1989?g=11958409&cr=2

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)

Her boyfriend looks

about 9.

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Fictional Emma, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:09, archived)

sassy... 1989

god I feel old

/Dr00py1975

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Ditto

/Ch33ky 1973

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

eh?

/cunty 1965

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)

pah!

/jesus 0

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)

HAR!

caught you out, the real jebus woul not know a Julian calendar from a crucifix ;)

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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)

haha

stupid bint.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:45, archived)

she's all innocent really

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spacefish bong!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)

Haha

ace!

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)

I did

twice

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:22, archived)

Christmas with the McDavies's

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)

Yay!

"I LIKE THIS"

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)

how do they smell

i like this

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GTA, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

alaska

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

christmas time

smoking pipes and wine
chilren swearing, it's all fine

/leaves

plus woo and t'ra!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

Ta!

and bye bye.

*waves*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:36, archived)

haha!

what a handsome family.

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:35, archived)

I've no clue.

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)

BUM! NSFW!

lolzords ;P

woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)

Arf

Great bum action!

Not something I say every day... honest

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)

*Click*

Wooo!

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Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

That's all of the lully

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

he seems to pass straight through her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:37, archived)

oops

fixed.

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:41, archived)

Still they come.......

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paranoiaman, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)

egg shell ant

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)

ooof!

A Ravel without a cause.

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)

That's my Uncles Band

That and King Crimson!

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Deleted-User, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:30, archived)

Your uncle is Greg Lake?

*is impressed*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

No, Mussorgsky

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:38, archived)

*presses NO buzzer*

Greg Lake's the only member of Emerson Lake and Palmer who was also a full time member of King Crimson

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:39, archived)

alright, your prog rock god ;)

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Purple Onion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:43, archived)

I know Keith

His wife is a good mate of a mate of mine's. They've been to my house a few times for dinner. Keith and I got wrecked one night at a party and sat outside singing.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

haha

i wanted to do emerson lake and parma ham but i couldn't find the right pics

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:33, archived)

aww no

that's a good idea. Look harder!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:40, archived)

Surely

Emmenthal, Cake and Parma Ham?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)

Eee by gum - just in time for Christmas!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:24, archived)

pfft!

excellent

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Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)

Thankies!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)

hahaha!

Fab!

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:25, archived)

Thank you!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)

You're welcome!

Feeling any better?

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:29, archived)

Feeling much the same :s

still more time on b3ta!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

Hoorah!

Have some ebay gum as well

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)

Groan

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Gataki, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:26, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

*chews*

Dog turd flavour - BRAW!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:27, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)

hehehe!

www.b3ta.com/board/5445306

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:32, archived)

hahaha

spiffing ol' chap

*huggles*

how you feeling?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:28, archived)

*hugs*

Feeling much the same :s

and www.b3ta.com/board/5445067

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:31, archived)

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