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Night B3ta...

here is a v quickie:

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entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)

hahhaa!..

like it!...g'night too board! =)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)

jesus christ

thats what it looks like?!

and i thought the 360 was ugly enough.. blech.

*not a fan of curvy things*

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)

*big fan of curvy things*

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GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)

does that include

Lisa Riley? or is she just full-on fat?

(Rushy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:51, archived)

She ain't that big.

but she does ming

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 4:00, archived)

She's so fat..

her arse has got its own post code.

*copyright, school playground gag, circa 1988*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)

would

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 7:57, archived)

Well I'm gonna save up for one with my bro =D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 8:02, archived)

So is he recognised tender

at your local branch of "Gamestation" then? That's v. useful.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 8:13, archived)

and now the sequel - Chav II - Son of Chav

arrrrrgggghhhhh

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)

nice

but where are the seams?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)

behave!

..g'night :)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)

night

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:09, archived)

yeah i haven't

quite got the hang of this gimping thingy yet. best to just get the idea down and work on the other bits as i go along

and good night to ya if ur off to bedfordshire

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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)

fair enough

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)

Isn't that grandson by chav age standards?

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:15, archived)

don't you mean grandad?

(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:49, archived)

pfft

yes, yes I do.

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:52, archived)

Tiger beer?

He's gone up in the world!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 7:50, archived)

A thing with eyes

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)

THE EYES JUDGE ME AND MY CAR!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)

YES THEY DO!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)

well, if you were Gary Numan you could

lock all your doors....

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)

it's the only way to live

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:52, archived)

in cars

here in my car

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:53, archived)

pfft...

I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please?
If I open my door
In cars

Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right
In cars

bed teime anyway...

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:55, archived)

me too

if I can get a few hours in it'll be good for me.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)

yup..

i'll be up around 6, but I cant use this as for some reason it gets very noisy, ah well..

better times ahead I reckon..

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)

g'night you too!..

your words said you'd given up too!...g'night :)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)

I have seen him in action..

Gary rocks..

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)

me as well...

In Belfast (1st time ever) and then the 2nd time at the 25th anniversery concert in sheperds bush London in 2003.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:02, archived)

you was there too???

woo!.. b3ta meet without us even knowing it!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)

shout me on messenger, will be up there again soon :)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:11, archived)

Your stuff with eyes is creepy

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)

hooray!

I'll make more of it :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)

Yay!

have something I did with eyes

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:14, archived)

those are scary eyes

but well drawn!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)

Copied off a rather scary picture

;)

~~copied~~ traced... I have no artistic value of my own

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)

that's rather arty!

woo!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)

aaaarrhg!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Harry, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 9:26, archived)

dalek re-post as its slow....

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)

hurrah!

paedo www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NUSQSUG-TFM

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:36, archived)

scary

looks like....

my old maths teacher...

I wondered why he kept asking us to measure his cock...

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)

Share him with a friend?

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)

you can have him if you want...

they took him away in a big grey landrover with POLICE on the side, we aint seen him since (and that was in 1979)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)

gah!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:47, archived)

ARGH!

*fears*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 4:40, archived)

Pffft!

yay!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)

I'm sick of the BBC..

..and Darleks, and Dr Who and things

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:39, archived)

well you in the wrong place then.

go on..

back to ITV land you go.. you corrie lover you.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:40, archived)

haha...

*cough*...be nice!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:41, archived)

I was nice....

I could have said you emmerdale lover you...

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)

hehe..now that WOULD have been nasty.

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)

~~ITV~~ Sky Sports
~~corrie~~ Mules, Puppies, BDSM, Vimto and Football

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)

where do I sign up?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:46, archived)

*Takes time out from horsewhipping Robert Mugabe in a maid's outfit to hand over an application form*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)

actually.... is that you in the outfit, or Mugabe?

hmm?

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:49, archived)

Both of us..

...We're joined at the toes

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:50, archived)

just sign anywhere..

ignore that bit about joining the legion for 10 years, its only a local custom.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:48, archived)

'am there'

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)

that tower's full of eyes!

or eyes full of towers.. or that's eye full tower!?..woo!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)

wots that at the very top?

eh?

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)

could it be...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)

...Jesus?

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AMHMGZK-JWX

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)

I have a friend that looks a bit like Jesus

I maked a picture of him.

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:37, archived)

that's very Jesusy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)

He doesn't look like it so much there

but when he wears a white robe and halo...

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:44, archived)

COR!!!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:51, archived)

It's sexy

just like Jesus

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)

I don't like it when monuments ogle me

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)

but they likes you ;)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)

I mean,

I like it too, but I try not to creep it out, y'know?

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)

how very considerate of you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)

I try my best

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)

my things with eyes always

get you like that. I should make more of them.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)

Do it.

Right now. Go.

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)

that

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)

Ouch.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)

hehehhe

top!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)

Boards gone quite...

listen to this and wait, enjoy the gif below!

'Police Squad' fans particularly

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)

or above...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)

quite! =)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)

that ;-)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)

'Doncha jes hate it' when the board dies...

I hate this time of night..

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)

last night it was just as dead, and then..

around 3 it woke up suddenly... my own suspicion is a lot of b3ta users are secretly watching celeb big brother....

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)

I'm ill and insomnia-ridden.

I have come to secretly hate this time of night.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)

welcome to the club...

I live on less than 6 hrs sleep a night... I 'live' all night and hate the dawn.. do YOU get grief too for this?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:10, archived)

usually I'm working in the morning

I have to call my boss early too, so that he knows I'm not coming in again. And my stomach is killing me. So grief in some ways, yes.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)

'killing you?' long term?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)

no, just hurting

I'll know whats wrong with it soon enough. Bloody illnesses...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)

what is the diagnosis?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:15, archived)

probably an ulcer

so uncomfortable, horrible and generally annoying but not life threatening if it gets fixed :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:18, archived)

have you been recommended a diet change?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)

yup

no booze, no coffee, lots of milk, no spicy foods.... and all this before they'll actually tell me whats wrong!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)

yeah..

and they think it'll cure it..
but I bet you know the real reason?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)

stopping that type of food wont stop it....

it will ease it, but not stop it

you really need to de-stress.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:23, archived)

well, I hope they do cos I haven't got a clue!

I have no idea! I trust the medical people (probably a bit daftly)...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:23, archived)

well, if either of you need an ear to bend..

shout me at 'myname' at hotmail.com .. my door is always open for a chat...

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)

ta :)

appreciated.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)

ditto.... but

its a bit tight for space over here....

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)

well, yes do so, but trust me, stress brings on indigestion

and enough of that can bring the old ulcers out.

evertbody would do a lot better if they de-stressed themselves a lot more...

chilling out, relaxing etc...

make the time and do it.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)

this right hand side of the board is a pain...

how do we get back over ..

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)

post a pic!!..heheh ;)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)

duh..........

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)

hahaha...

nice wobbly norks, but will need to posted as a new pic!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)

roight..

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)

like

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:29, archived)

this

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)

I think

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)

back over

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)

to the

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)

other side

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:31, archived)

3 - 4 hours for me if I stay off the beer

and I dont mind the dawn...

either way, i tend to welcome it...

as it means I have made it through another night.

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)

aww... you sound like you need a friend.. (no cheap dig intended)

what gives?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)

im fine thanks...

been suffering from depression & anxiety attacks for 2 years now, starting to see the light though.

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)

I know someone who has been through the very same..

you keep talking to those close to you and you'll be fine =)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)

ta..

yeah.. its been hard, but after I discovered a lot of my problems had been caused by the side effects of tablets I was taking, things settled down.. I will get there :-)

I also think it has brought my wierd sense of humour out in here... arf..

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:20, archived)

yeah!.. this board is an excellent release!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:22, archived)

heh...

aint that the truth.

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)

*shudder*

shame on them... haven't they seen enough of a drunk 'Jodie' making an arse of herself?

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:08, archived)

dunno

I stopped watching "reality" Tv a long time ago...

(ever since I found out how the "voting" works...)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:11, archived)

I've never intentionally watched anything like that....

well, apart from once watching Johnny Rotten get pecked by emus or something... that was ace.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:12, archived)

reality TV is 'flickable'...just keep that in mind.

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)

flick offable.

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)

quite! =)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:15, archived)

Reevesy loves teh boogy

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McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:09, archived)

hahahahah

and there you have the total Christopher Reeve workout video.

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)

All those work out videos are ridiculous and too advanced for normal people.

how are you supposed to swap your hair parting that quickly?

Edit: Is it a bird? is it a plane?...No it's my fucking bed. G'night!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)

And there goes my bed too!

Night you lot.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)

is he boogying to

2Untalented? In which case, for him, there are limits...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)

Pfft!...

"no, no...no, no ..nono!...there's no limits..."Zzzzzz!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)

I always found that to be such a negative song.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)

for a while..

I thought they were singing "there's no lyrics!"..pfft..goes to prove.

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)

pffft indeed

Did they ever do any other "songs" or did they just give up after that?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)

I think they went and got pissed..

..on the proceeds

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)

Not bad for what must've amounted to about 10 minutes work i guess.

Maybe I do stand a chance of breaking into the music industry, All I need is a catchy tune.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)

hehe... I got one on b3ta show on some London station..

..the fame is not all is claimed to be ;)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)

Could I have your autograph anyway?

Make it out to Ebay.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:31, archived)

one sec...

"dear 'ebay'..thanks for the lurve...bestest..mikenco"

good enough?

\ edit: will have to provide your own autograph book!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:34, archived)

Yes sir. Thank you sir

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)

I know of one...

"Twilight zone"

Edit: I lied, two; "Get Ready for This"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)

they had a good few number ones (or hits at least), as I recall

*checks*

Wiki says these:

1991 - "Get Ready for This"(#10 Netherlands)(#2 UK)
1992 - "Twilight Zone"(#1 Netherlands)(#2 UK)(#48 US HOT 100)(#20 Germany)
1992 - "Workaholic"(#6 Netherlands)(#4 UK)(
1992 - "The Magic Friend"(#5 Netherlands)
1993 - "No Limit"(#1 Netherlands)(#1 Belguim)(#1 UK)(#1 Canada)(#2 Germany)- BIGGEST SELLING SINGLE.
1993 - "Tribal Dance"(#2 Netherlands)(#4 UK)(#2 Germany)
1993 - "Faces"(#2 Netherlands)(#8 UK)(#8 Germany)
1993 - "Maximum Overdrive"(#5 Netherlands)(#15 UK)(#16 Germany)
1994 - "Let the Beat Control Your Body"(#2 Netherlands)(#6 UK)(#8 Germany)(#1 France)
1994 - "Get Ready for this\Twilight Zone"(#38 US HOT 100)
1994 - "The Real Thing"(#1 Netherlands)(#6 UK)(#4 Germany)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)

*Remembers now*

Wasn't Workaholic pretty much the same synth in the background with new lyrics on top?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)

they all were

weren't they?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)

I don't remember the others

Except maybe Get ready for this, which certainly was.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)

^*shoots*^

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)

don't shoot the messenger

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)

BIT

fucking late now.
Now stop acting like your not dead, with all your talking and stuffs.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)

you only got me in the fingernail

I'm not dead!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:33, archived)

Don't make me tell

your mum you're not playing fair!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)

I thought the 1993 one said 'Faeces',

suggesting a marked departure from mainstream-friendly dance-pop, towards the murky subversion of the underground poop culture.

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)

Me too

Then I thought of that one from the newsletter a while back, shittybum.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)

hahaha...

that was NOT worth researching!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)

one click on teh Wiki

actually, you are right.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:30, archived)

pfft!

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)

Yes

How dare they deny the existence of limits! Closeminded bunch of loons.

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)

he's watching

Vanessa Feltszes new vid

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McBadger COW, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)

Oven chips

are an utter waste of time.

They fucking suck! I have some sausages and mustard.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:13, archived)

BRAW!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)

I'm glad

someone understands.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)

"oven baked in light oil"

or

"deep fried in heart-stopping lard"

your choice..(I know which tastes better)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)

I mean the ones you put on a pan

and heat to your miserable, soggy, and tasteless convenience in the oven.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)

DEEP-FRY THE FUCKERS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)

exactly!

(no other way..a chip is not a chip else)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)

Hell fuckin yeah!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)

TWICE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)

Ooh, he's dead good!

innit

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)

hehe...

this gif so rocks to anything around 160bpm =)

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)

I don't have a graphics tablet

So I found a way of using the touch screen on my pda to talk to Gimp. (For teh geeks among you I used vnc)
So to keep up tradition....

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)

Good lord!

That's far too technical!

Woo though!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)

aha! the lesser known to-the-left spurter!

and woo to your geeky genius

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)

Woo!

i have used vnc with my axim x51v,its brilliant.

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)

Then you too have a Mcguiver style tablet.

Be the envy of the other geeks.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)

*blushes*

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Laice , was Rogitating on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:28, archived)

These chicks don't even know the name of my band.

It's Carpet Hed.

I'm on the left. Maybe i just love myself too much, but i would. Click here for some tunes. I recommend "Gonna Make You Fuck Your Mum".

(2P4E nil admirari, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:03, archived)

It's spelled 'Head'

Sorry if that fucks up your plans.

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)

we're following in the footsteps

of great misspelt bands, like Def Leppard and Led Zeppelin.

Also great "head" bands, like Motorhead, Machine Head, and Lynyrd Skynhead.

(2P4E nil admirari, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)

yeah, i figured.

you're creating a whole new trend towards flooring-based bands too. That's your originality covered.

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)

(hed) pe

/late

(Rushy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)

i think it's one of those wikkid cool misspellings.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)

aii

(

dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)

aibo?

sony?

(

mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:14, archived)

subli

minal

*sells sony products to unsuspecting boarders*

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)

ahh...

as do Sony..kudos

(

mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)

yeah, cunts, they make me want one of those Walkman thingies

*covets*

(

dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)

*bokes*

*goes to have horrible, horrible dreams*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:05, archived)

spamming with your own face on it eh?

when in Rome...

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AMHYGRH&key=CJC

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)

Ewwwww

my computer is saying NO NO NO

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)

"When in Rome"

Yes? Please, go on.

(2P4E nil admirari, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)

San Deigo

In German, it means 'Whale's Vagina'

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)

san diego.

in slurred english, it means you dropped your waffle on the beach.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 6:21, archived)

hes

spartacus

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)

you just got your first 10 you sexy bastard.

(

dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:10, archived)

cheers

rate my housemate too please (its been an odd night in our house)

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AMHYBLH&key=CLX

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:11, archived)

done

That morning commute is a fucking killer! Nice shopping by the way. Boredom inspires.......strange things.

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:15, archived)

We've been pissing ourselves for about the last hour

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)

Hmmm

Share with a friend, GLADLY

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:17, archived)

crikey!

10!

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:18, archived)

'kinell!

dammit, i was too eager with my 10's!

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dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:19, archived)

I'd have to give her...

one, for sure, maybe twice, depends on parents being home or not.

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:20, archived)

yeah,

you should save some in case her mum is fit too...

(

dingochutney *parp*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)

Or her Dad

well C'mon, beggers and all that...

*edit* any hole... etc

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=EQGUGUR-EHD

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)

arousing...

yes, arousing..

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mikenco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:16, archived)

no offence intended, but I just had a listen and I erm wasn't impressed. The vocal sounds silly and all the drum patterns are out of time etc.

At least you posted a 'shopped pic.

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 7:21, archived)

oh no

(Cunting for Agatha oh no, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)

Why is it so white?

Did he then wank all over it?

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Comma, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)

i think his bum was full of sperm juices

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)

teehee you're smelly.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)

Hahaha

Poor soul

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)

Oh noes Colin!

MORE FIBER!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

Wouldn't fibre increase the size of his shit?

Or increase his urge to shit, at any rate.

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Comma, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

yeah yeah yeah...

probably. I am not an endocrinologist.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)

I thought lack of fibre made you do littlepoos

while a healthy fibre rich diet made you drop good solid logs.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)

Does that look like a solid log?

For me, if I eat a good amount of fiber, yes the poos are bigger, but at least they're more regular.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:58, archived)

It looks like Colin done quite a big cloud today.

(

Fictional Emma, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

the full air buffet by the look of it ...

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)

I... AM.. BATMAN!

previously
Darth
Carmen
Han

Yeah, they're crap... but they were fun.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)

boing

ping

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)

Ace.

Darth rocks.

EDIT: Do a stormtrooper!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)

Ooohh...

I forgot this one...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

RAWK!

*rawks*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)

RAWKS AS WELL

*rawks*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)

Hooray! Rawk-off!

*rawks to the max*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:01, archived)

RAWKS home!

See ya later!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)

Byeeee

*rawks to bed*

night b3ta

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)

He's a cnut because

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)

its very slow on the board for this time of night

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)

also

congrats for surviving b3ta for 4 days! yay for nubies

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)

Hmm ok

TJ= I need a new name!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)

how

about cnut

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

or cocksocket?

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)

Cocksocket is quite good actually

but no, i want a public friendly name.

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)

thats settled then

friendlycocksocket

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)

What about 'Cunting for Agatha'?

(Cunting for Agatha oh no, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)

how about

"public friendly"

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)

pubic friendly?

(I am seeing a trend with my posts, dear dear me)

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)

or Kinky Cnut

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)

Hmmm.

Something with "flakes" appended.
It is my current favouite appendage.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:50, archived)

angstypants

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)

Hehe : )

Yes but no :P

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

"Angst In My Pants", surely.

or should that be Pangst?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 1:08, archived)

If this has been your name all this time

then don't change it. :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)

I like this logic!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)

Well, I see it this way

I am the ONLY scoopzilla on the net because I've had just the ONE username for almost 8 years now.

All searches under "scoopzilla" return me and only me.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)

i like the way you think

(schnurricane, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)

I'm new and confuzled...easily distracted, OOoo red car!

who?

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)

a horse

oh and i have a little website you can visit

(

connor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

See?

This is why I think showjumping is such a cruel sport and must be stopped NOW.

PS. Woo!

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

^ this

etc.

(

8=====>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

WOWeeee

coming back from the pub was well worth it...

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

I think that's saying a whole lot more than you want to

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

well...

its this place, or breaking up woth said cnut of a boy friend... so, Cute horsie with tiny little legs wins.

14 hands down, as it were...

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

What you should do is set his car/bike/granny on fire

and leave a note listing 1001 uses for eggs

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

So you aim to be single soon, are you

A)Legal age
B)Attractive
C)In the edinburgh area
D)Desperate

If any two of the above apply, please take a number and join the queue. Your number will be 1.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

You waste little time!

(

TN, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

no, i don't

/autocomplete

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)

te hee....

A)Legal age - 20
B)Attractive - You'd have to give me your email adress so I can send you some photo's
C)In the edinburgh area - My post code is EH13 ....
D)Desperate... getting that way

WOO

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)

Oooh, fancy that, i'm in EH12

too good to be co-incidence... add me at gripefish at hotmail.com

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)

That's it

You're hooked now.

I'll get the kettle on.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

I think the toaster's more your colour

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

Not at ALL

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

d00p

just don't go down the smoothy maker... the scars, O the scars

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

d00p?

Oooh, is this like that Doop song that was in the hit parade many moons ago?

*grooves*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

I don't think I was born then...

(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)

....Please don't make me feel old.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)

darling, EVERYONE'S wearing stainless steel and soft touch black rubber this year.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

And jump out my skin every time I'm done?

No thanks. I'm going for the comfortable, practical yet stylish chrome and kettle-lead look thankyou very much.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

kettle leads, pfftt!

SO 2001

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:39, archived)

More like 1996

And that;s fully where I intend to stay.

Vive le retro chic.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)

Haha thats brill

: )

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

cheers

based on this drawing.. i did

would be funny to see a horse shopped to look that shape

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connor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

that's a good shaped horse.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

Y'could do recursive a

nimation with its shoes

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

*waits for _felix*

(

connor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

A horse is a horse,

of course, of course...

(Pelle ghola, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

And no-one can talk to a horse

of course

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

suuuuuuure is.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

yay

for deformed horsesausages

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

Yes!

This is how all horses should walk.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

And look!

and smell!

(

abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

And generally be!

Any news on your radio career yet?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

Not yet

I keep checking my mail with little to no change

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abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

*wills things on*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

lucky old Will

;-)

Good luck for radlio days, Ms Ship

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)

look at its legs go!

have a woo
Just look at him go!

nite all

(

Brims Spurts., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

DANCE TIME

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

i feel it is is my job...

...NAY DUTY to put wogans facehole on that!

(

Brims Spurts., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

do it

hard

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:29, archived)

yes. yes it is.

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

How rare!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

class

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)

hahaha, that's like some terrible dream.

And with that, i'm off to bed. :)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)

That is incredibly

grin-making.

Thank you

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)

awesome.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)

Hahahaha

This brings whole new dimensions of joy to my evening.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)

hurray! 'ello lovely! i feel a bit like this tonight

but i dunno why.
*dance teims off to beddy byes*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)

Yay!

That looks like a super mood to be in.

G'night deary!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)

getting

a zoot suit for prom!

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)

hoss!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

Eee er eee er eee er eee er eee er.

That's the sound his lieeetle feet make.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

Possibly "tocca tocca tocca tocca"

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)

^ this

only higher-pitched

(

Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)

Yes. Very high pitched.

That poor thing is a moving target.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)

awww!

ickle wittle hosey!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

aaaaaaaaahahhahah

Lovely!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

ferret

horse!

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)

I'm ashamed I don't already know this

What is the name of the guy who animates little pixel musicians? I'm fairly sure he started out on B3ta and has more recently done adverts for Virgin or some other music shop.
Any idea?

(

babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

your MUM!

/dead clever

(

abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

Um, O...k..

*I'm going to go stand over there now.*

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babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

Craig Robinson?

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)

Yes!

Thank you very much. I can always rely on B3tans to know everything in the universe.

(

babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

But but but

I don't think it's him.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)

this guy ?

www.b3ta.com/interview/craig/

www.flipflopflyin.com/

(

connor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

no idea, I like pixels

chrisleate2.brinkster.net/mrb0ng0/15x15.asp

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

umm...

www.theguywhoanimateslittlepixelmusicians.com ??

OR, barring that have yu done a google search for the Virgin adverts. I thought it was pep the first time I saw them, but she said it wasn't her.

Ohh.. and it's not pecker, cuz he's like 12.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

ignore them ^

this is the chap you're after:
www.stefandennis.com

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)

Ah yes

Now i see the error of my ways.

(

babs just dreamt sea monsters live in the potato patch, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

Gosh, he's dreamy

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:41, archived)

I love you kat, (yet another nice one JJ) In colour!

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

Eek!

teh artifacts!

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

it was a quick one, turn up the brightness on your monitor and they disappear!

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

*plays with brightness*

do they?
because I don't see it

(

abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

I believe he means 'turn your monitor off'

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

dammn

If i'd seen goldenguns colouring in first i wouldnt have bothered embarassing myself with my crapness

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

I have a nifty trick

when you select an area with the magic wand, before you fill it with color (yes, color, colour is totally different) expand the selection a few pixels, and make sure you put the color layer under the layer you have the lines on. That way the filled in section goes past just the very edges of the lines.

That's quicker than going around with a brush and filling in holes later.

(

Esch, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:47, archived)

What are you, some kind of furry-lover or something?

*fetches rope, tar, nails and matches*

*and a hammer*

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)

THis gives me

teh wood.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)

Of course it's huge. It's a Butterphant.

(

madrabbit is fully prepared, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

Ive seen pink

but never green, i want some of what your having

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

I saw a peanut stand

I heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)

but for the life of me

i never thought a pig could fly

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

And its drab cousin, the Elephly.

(

madrabbit is fully prepared, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)

what

why when?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

Look! Over there!

(Pelle ghola, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)

Your man has no rude bits

How does he.. oh no, that doesn't work.

Woo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

he bending foreward a lot or does he not have a body? hmm perplexations

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:21, archived)

omfg

its not a front view of goatse before his famous photograph session is it?

(

Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)

Apple-ogeys

if bindun...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)

no, no that's lost on me

help?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)

A tesco Value Lidl?

CMON MAN!

(Golden_guns247, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

If I have to explain it to you...

...it makes it less funny for the few that get it.
Ipso facto.
'n' shit.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)

No no no...

the rule of design is... if you have to explain it at all, then the idea doesn't work.

/:P

edit: saw the site. I love LEGOs, so by proxy I love you.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

Ha!

You just had to explain that!

And anyway, there was never an explanation that didn't need explaining itself.

So, why start?

It's a Tesco Value Tesco. And someone got it, so my work here is done.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:20, archived)

*sigh*

Okay, so say you take all day making something... right? Then you show it, either to your client or your co-workers or here...

YOU get it, because YOU worked on it...

BUT... if someone comes up and says "Hey, that looks like (something you didn't intend for it to look like)..." or "What is that?" then the design doesn't work.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)

It's not a design

And I hardly spent all day on it.

It was a throw-away jape. An affectation. An idle doodle. Added to which, I don't care if anyone gets it or not! It's not like I'm on commission or anything...

It's not even my bandwidth :¬)

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)

Hoorah for apathy!

*sends black hair-dye and lip piercing and studded belt*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)

pfft dazz

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

kiss my lower intestine, boy

less lip :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)

and

more intestine!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)

yes!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)

haha

i see what you did there
and it did amuse me

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

One

happy bunny.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)

here I'n germany

aldi is considered a good supermarket.
they all eat such shite.

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GTA, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)

Actually

LIDL import some damn good olive oil. I should have picked on ALDI.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)

200th Post!

Sorry for the appaling quality.

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)

*passes scone*

Well done.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)

Mmm

Yummy. Thanks! (chooses to ignore the slight undertone of sarcasm)

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

If I wasn't sincere

you'd have no scone.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

at this rate you'll have 1000 by....

2019...ish

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)

and my 4th birthday

my b3ta age rapidly approaches my mental age. Though perhaps it's occuring in the opposite direction

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)

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