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Noon!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

hahaha

is it baby faces time?

not sure why

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

Maybe

That scares me

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

sure

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

That looks

almost exactly similar to someone I know. (The one on the left that is)

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

"knew" in the Biblical sense?

ha ha!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

No.

That's the one on the right

/glitter

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

I think she looks like the girl that played juliet with leo

Darn sight nicer than the original lady who looks like that guy from The darkness (search baby on google)

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Leo the Lion

from the (very) old Co-op adverts?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

cor

source was here

(Jizzmop, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

Yay, Kathy Burke.

She amused me greatly

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

Arf!

Knobtastic

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

The dirty hooer!

I went to the last day of a play she directed and in the interval she came & chatted in the bar - schweet

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

Would

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

More darts...

( i fear not may people will know who this is )

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Clever!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

He may have

a smaller arse than Ms Lopez, though.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Nice one

and one of the best players of earlier years

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

there`s a bloke always goes to the spacky pub near us

who looks like a rock`n`roll Bobby George

hahaha: www.bobbygeorge.com

what a sexy beast

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

its from him that I learnt the rhyming slang 'grumble'

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

dare we ask?

(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

hahaha!

no need to go past the first page there, one-hundred and eighty!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

COR!

"Bobby is available for acting roles, adverts, voiceovers, endorsements and After Dinner Speeches etc"

wonder if I could hire him as a wank monkey.. get him a nice wee suit and all

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

The bling rings

might chaff a bit

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

it's the gold that does it for me!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)

haha!

Twwwwenty-six

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

It's just not the same anymore.

Nring back J.Lowe, Jocky, the Crafty Cockney and copious amounts of alcohol on the oche.

Oh yes, and Sid Waddell.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

And

Leigton Rees.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)

I seem to be feeling a tad religous today

this worries me: I am afraid :(

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

neigh!

do not be afraid! woooo

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

arf!

punnage is good: this cheers me :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

a stable condition!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

i would join in on this

but i am a little horse today, so i'll stay silent

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

oh yes!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

hahahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

YaY

and Woo

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

oh dear

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

why the long face though?

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

he's feeling a little....

sory, can't bring myself

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

DON'T

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Oi you!

we'll have none of that sort of talk here!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

He's just trying to be me . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Someone thinks a lot of themselves

;)

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

I merely speak the truth . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

who is this religous tad?

and where have you been touching him!?!?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Ha ha ha

The Horsebishop of Canter-bury

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hurrah!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

Arf!

I know the feeling

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

GOD IS A ALIEN!

BEWARE

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

Hahahahaaaaa!

Brill!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

me too

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

well go to the church

and have a nice orange mocchacino

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drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Carwash discovered church last year

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)

That's Champion

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

Evening darts fans

Ted Wankey, or how to get Power sauce onto Hankey.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

haha

animate it - HARD

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

No time!

I have to go and demonstrate my lack of skills at this very game!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Sounds like me

i like playing darts but i am so utterly shit at it

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

I've never palyed darts in a pub

I must do it one day

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Oh it's grand!

but only in the day time - it's just yet another excuse for drinking really!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

Ha ha ha

Darts is shite.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

i fail to see your POINT

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

he's just Board

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

Careful

he doesn't take flight though

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

ooooo! i treble with fear!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

don't worry

you'll be OCKEY

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Darts is the King of pub games masquerading as sports!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Only fat unattractive men play it though

Apart from you. : )

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

skinny, swarthy, sexy

he`s a man`s man, and a woman`s man

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

there was a skinny swarthy

young dtchman playing last night, he put out the #1 seed. Skinny swarthy men are the future of darts!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

Was that supposed to sound dirty?

Or is it just me?

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

driiping with filth!

just you

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

and that's why I don't play it

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

STUDMUFFIN!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

remember Ben/Jesus who came to the bash with me aaages ago?

he made one too

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AMHYBLH&key=CLX

we were laughing so much last night

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

would

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Donald Sutherland - Invasion of the Body Snatchers...

aicmfp

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

haha yeah he was really quiet

unlike yourself, space cadet!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

more like drunk cadet

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

2.5

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

Cor!

I gave you a 10

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

darts is bloody brill!

I made an ex girlfriend watch it solidly for 2 weeks, after telling her how fantastic it was

.. at the end of the 2 weeks, she was telling her friends how great darts was and how much she loved it

then I told her "oh for fuck sake, do you HAVE to like everything I like? I hate darts"

..although I secretly like it, as it`s great for falling asleep to; a bit like sex

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

i like the

waving of '180' cards thing that them there people in the crowd do now.
Should do it at other sports...waves card with 1ST! at leading racing drivers in races.

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

haven`t seen that

I just love the voice of the guy who reads the scores

ONE HUN-dred

EIGHTY-twoo_{oooo_ooooooooooo}

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

182????

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

er two different shakes of wrists

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

oh,

then perhaps a bad choice of examples led to the incorrect conclusion...

/waves 180 card anyway

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

get back in your technical area!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

Now that's good darts!

M'boss has disappeared so I'm actually sat here sharpening my darts!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

Good lord

*removes Waspy from list of people to fancy*

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Darts: men chucking pointy things at an unresponsive target

Sad in so many ways.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

also like sex!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

Pfft.

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Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

Exactly

my point.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

point?

is this some kind of recursive joke? ;)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

a pointless one. ;)

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

Hahahaha!

I got stuck in front of the tv for TWO HOURS watching darts the other night. I couldn't move. It was horrible.

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

you got a stiffy and didn`t want anyone to know?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

No,

I got a stiffy and wanted EVERYONE to know, but I was on my own :(

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

haha brilliant

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

It's not the same since Sid

Waddell stopped commentating

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

He hasn't

he just does the PDC instead, not the council darts.
Having said that Jelle Klaasen's a different gravy, if he doesn't get snapped up by the PDC i'll eat my own arras.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)

See I don't watch Sky.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)

A bit early today because I'm starving

For lunch today I have two cheese, ham and mustard sandwiches, a sausage roll, a
tangerine, five hobnobs, a terrible cold and a packet of strepsils all washed down
with delicious tea.
What are you eating?

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)

Chilled Monkey Brains

Temple of Dooms Mr Gimpson

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

Yum! yum!

I hope you have wholegroin mustard with that.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

I prefer

monkey brains spiced

(gianthead, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

nothing

i shall be dribbling a lot due to tooth removal

*dribbles*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

Have a delicious mustard drink!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

when i try to drink

i can't tell if i've actually swallowed or not

it's been a messy morning

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

My kind of woman ;)

Sorry Hun

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

*Resists*

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

4 small pork pies with hp sauce, a couple of rounds of ham sarnies,

some ready salted kettle chips, a banana, an apple, a couple of caramel wafers, and plenty of 'proper' coffee...

ringaringarosies The Great Architect

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

That's a braw lunch!

pork pies and brown sauce a a good combination.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

it may well be the full EIGHT pork pies

if I'm really hungry

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)


 . .
()-()

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha!

...but maybe not

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Yes! have eight!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

Braw!

Superb!

You lucky chip!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)

...tis a benefit of working from home

I could go mad if I wanted to and cook chips at 3 in the afternoon, I'm THAT crazy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

I am having

A cup of tea and a big pile of fucking angry!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

chips with that?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

just the one

on the shoulder

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

etc

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

Why all the angry?

sounds delicious though.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)

Bird mentalism

What's a bloke to do other than go
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

mind if i join you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

you're right, it helps a little

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

Good isn't it

I'm off to buy myself a present now, maybe something shiny that beeps, that usually works

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

haha

always works for me!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

Get

yourself a punchbag, and take out some anger

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Will it go beep?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

you pay her enough

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Bingo!

I'll have three

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

dump her for a bag of chips.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

hmmmm

The sweet warm arms of a bag of chips

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

Nothing, I'm going to bed.

'Night.

Enjoy your lunch TDOP.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

You can't go to bed at lunch time!

you might starve to death in your sleep.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

I'll take my chances.

It's six and a half hours since I finished work!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

Ooh hello Mr Moon

I haven't seen you around these parts for ages.

Why are you saying "'night" in the middle of the day?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

Nightshift me dear.

Read above post.

/Yawns

Edit : Nice to see you miss pot.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

I am gonna have a Tuna Mayo Baguette with Mustard

Chili Heatwave Doritos

A Can of Diet Coke

knittingforfuns redsushi!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

A fine choice of lunch

but I'd replace the Diet Coke with refeshing Sprite.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

good call Hank Marvin!

today i hunger for jumbo sausage rolls

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

Jumbo sausage rolls are braw

they're the only sausage roll suitable for lunch.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

Heinz Tomato Soup.

2 apples, a clementine and some toasted corn nuts.

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

Sounds braw

I hope you have bread and butter with the soup

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

nah...

got some dry water cracker thingummies.

(too chubby for butter, me, see)

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Where do you get

your corn nuts? And are they the proper big ones?

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Holland and Barratt...

yup, real biggies (smells the office out though, of popcorn!)

the colours of my life...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Today...

1 x Coranation Chicken Sandwich
1 x Tuna & Mayo Sandwich
1 x Orange Juice Drink
1 x BEEFY HULA HOOPS!

Rumpole of the Bailey's Druss.

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

Braw!

braw!
Braw!
Braw
BRAW!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

shit - nothing yet!

don't even know what to have

it might involve edam though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

Have edam on toast again

but with brown sauce.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

you have an excellent memory for lunches

brown sauce it is!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

I had mayo instead

tres yummy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

Once again no lunch for me

today it's because my Tommy Tumkins is not happy.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

You must eat, you know what can happen if you don't eat lunch

have four pints of pepto bismol

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

Awww!

*huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Braw!

I have a tesco three pack:
half blt
half prawn mayonaise
half cheese ham and pickle

Chicken and sweetcorn slim a soup
Cheese and onion potato head crisps
a banana
tea

I might also steal some shortbread from the office buscuit tin. Your hob nobs sound better though

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

why

are tesco sandwiches always from the square corner of the bread? you never get the corner that is from the slightly rounded bit of the loaf...........................

(whatsinaname, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

how true!

I'd never noticed. Perhaps they only use very square bread. Or keep all the best curved ones for the staff canteen.....

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

A splendid lunch!

steal the shortbread, it will be delicious.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

i had

sundried tomato and feta pitta bread with mixed olive HOUMOUS!, a cup of slimmers mediteranian tomato soup, some german salami and a banana. and some water.

(whatsinaname, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)

A braw choice of lunch!

peppered salami is good cooked on the George Foreman grill

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Egg Mayo, Ham & Cheese rolls. Emo food.

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)

Braw rolls!

treat them well.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

For lunch today

I am frantically trying to reduce my overdraft

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)

Pimping yourself out?

Go to Kings Cross, you could make a small fortune ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

Braw!

try that grilled.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Hooray!

Cheese and marmite on toast, cause theres bugger all else in the fridge.

And LOTS of tea

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

A braw tasty and effective lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

I am going on lunch in a minute, but I can't decide what to have.

I am in a bad mood cos of work. any suggestions?

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

hand your notice in

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

I can't be arsed.

It involves finding a new job...

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

Take a career break

/resists urge to spam site

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

hmmm... yes, but...

www.b3ta.com/board/5524687

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Have a steak and onion baguette

or a steak and kidney pie.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'll see what I can find

thanks!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

i'm going round to the deli to pick up some wild boar ham

a fresh baked baggette and i'm going to combine them with some strong cheddar and endive into a sandwich.

i will also get some crisps, possibly salt and vinegar.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

What are Endives?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

they are a plant

google it for more answers

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

WILD BOAR HAM?!?!?!

You are Asterix AICMFP

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

*follows

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

*doubles back*

*hides in alley*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

*gets lost

*cries for mommy :''''(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Cor!

Wild boar ham is braw! that's a fine lunch

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Wild boar ham wins you

Congratulations!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

WOO!

i've just come back, he was out of wild boar ham, so i had to plump for an artisan made sardinian ham and some tuscan pecorino on a bed of spinich served in a crusty bagette

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)

Bilbobarneybobs

is having soups

and i'll make him a cuppa cause he's busy at work :)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

what about yourselfes

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

She's salvering all over the place

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5524636

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

What flavour of soup is he having?

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

he ditn't say

something yummy and braw though, no doubt.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

I hope so

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

I'm not sure what to have today

I need something calming and comforting though. Suggestions?

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

soups?

or... i find several LARGE bars of chocolate and cups of tea very calming :)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Hmmmm...not a bad suggestion

I do have soup, and some violet chocolate in the cupboard. And tea! Lots of lovely tea.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)

violet chocolate?

Have violet chocolate soup and even more tea!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:37, archived)

Me in a bun?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Tempting

But not quite comforting enough.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

crumble with custard!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Someone ate all my crumble

And custard without crumble isn't so much fun.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

tranquilizers

and custard

(gianthead, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Oh yes, good idea

*rummages through medicine cabinet*

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

Rohypnol!

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

An allday breakfast will sort you out.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Thanks Duke

Eggs it is.

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

Left over Veg Curry!

also from 1973!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Braw!

a good year for veg curry.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Darts rematch with m'boss

and roast beef dinner in a giant yorkshire pud.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)

Have you

gone off baps then?

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Nope, eating in the pub

in order to play darts against m'boss again, back to lovely baps tomorrow I should think.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

A fine lunch!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

I've got

a mexican barbeque turkey sandwich with loads of crunchy peppers and a bit of sour cream. And some dead posh dark chocolate ginger biscuits. And a couple of cups of tea. Yay.

(trumpet, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:32, archived)

Hurray!

sounds braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

'Jamie Cullam's fringe and a slingback full of gravy'

eaudecolognes Dave
tuna kerazzey salad

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

Braw!

the tastiest of all fringes and the only way to drink gravy!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

A small Thai child

(Woody999, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:35, archived)

With mustard and chips I hope

and cooked until crispy too.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)

still got the lurgy, and haven't felt like eating since sunday :(

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)

Bah!

have four pints of pepto bismol

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

It's

not alcoholic, so I wont bother

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

Put vodka in it

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

Those

are wise words

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

You need to mix it with whiskey :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

I'm not feeling too well

so a big pot of herbal tea will be my lunch today, I'm afraid

/in other news: I just ordered a Wacom Grapphire and a Canon EOS 350D with two big lenses, bitches!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)

Bah!

all these illnesses, it's no excuse for missing lunch. I'm not well either and can still eat.

Have four pints of pepto bismol

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:45, archived)

good thinking!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Granary roll

with (real) butter, (local) ham, (shop-bought) watercress and (home-made) chutney

Plus a side order of parentheses and lashings of tea. Hurrah!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

Braw!

you get some good ham.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

Living next door to

a place called Sandridge Bacon Farm helps ;)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)

Ya lucky bugger

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

What kind of chutney?

And did you make it yourself?

(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

Green tomato

and yes

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

4 dalepak beef and red wine things between slices of white

to be washed down by a banana and raspberry smoothy, and for pudding I'm hoping my tesco.com delivery hurries the fuck up

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)

Soounds tasty!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)

For lunch today I

have indigestion from last night's Thai take-out.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

Bah!

have four pints of pepto bismol and then washit down with more Thai curry

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

Going food shopping in a bit

cupboard is bare

Might grab a £1.99 chinese later like I did yesterday

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

£1.99 chinese?

i'll have 10

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

If you pay fifty pence more

she'll give you a blow job as well

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

Cor!

a £1.99 chinese! for that price you should have twenty.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

i see your 20, and I raise you 50

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

They do a special set menu

Not huge but its filling.
Soup, small portion of chips and one of 6 choices of main corse.
£2.99 before 5 and now £1.99 between 2.30 and 5

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

sounds like a bargin to me

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

52!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

I decided to adopt the "eating is cheating" rule

and just drink instead.

Huzzah!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

Drink guinness instead and have twenty bags of crisps

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

I never really got into guinness...

Vegemite took long enough to enjoy for breakfast, to get an alcoholic drink that tastes the same would make me a compulsive alcoholic instead of a binge drinker. And it turns your shit to treacle.

Today I am drinking Cascade Pale Ale for lunch. I should mention that it's midnight right now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

Bacon & egg sandwiches (yes not just the one sandwich)

more tips from my healhty lifestyle.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

Very good choice!

but you should really have two of those.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

I did

2 fried eggs and a sumptuous amount of Danish Bacon spread over 4 slices of buttered bread, when I say buttered I mean the stuff "I can't believe it's not more poisonous"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

Very nice indeed!

bacon and egg sandwiches are braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

Missing word compo?

Dave the hat cause a mini *BLANK* during Victorian times???

For my lunch i am going to have a shower

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P3te "the Meat", Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about!

have a delicious mustard shower.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

Slipped back to old ways

woke up late, so no homemaded lunchie

salad pot - cucumber tomato coleslaw italian pasta salad cottage cheese seasoned with black pepper

mullerlight mandarin yoghurt
(they are the new smarties pack, they have started advertising new flavours on the inside of the foil top, i'm collecting!)

half a can of tesco multipack cola
glass of water

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

braw lunch!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

cheese and lettuce

in 3 fresh sesame seed rolls + coke from infernal machine in hall!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)

not much - stinking cooed

[sniffles]

two pecan and maple shortbreads

a cup of that tea that stephen (or martin) fry drink on the telly

maybe some broth later

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unclewilco, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)

It's the latest

dinner party accessory

you know you want one!

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

eep

i had the sound on

*whistles innocently as people in the room stare at me*

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

ha ha

glad I'm at home!

mind you - not as useful as a beedog..

beedogs.com

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)

oh christ

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

if it gets that bad....

I'll just throw it all in the blender and drink the damn meal through a slippy cup

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Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

bit late wth this one....

Should probably tag it before it actually comes out next year....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

bull-S-eye?

otherwise, super, smashin' and not least 'great' :-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

Bulleye sounds like a cool nickname

edit: or a disease like Cockfoot

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

Fix(id)ed....

I hope...

Did you answer my quwstion below? What do you use to do you image creation and editing? Is it tatty shop??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:33, archived)

yup, tis tattyshop

im no good with it, but i get by ok, tis a cool program

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)

Actually I think you are the Great :o)

I only have Tatty shop elephants!! The fonts are always rubbish, as are my pic's :o)

Thanks for the reply..

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

ha ha

except advent calendats always have dog-chocolate in them and always look like a big pile of crap by mid Dec as they get torn to shreds

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

i has jelly sweets in mine last year

it was the first time i'd had one in years as i don't eat chocolate and i have never found one without chocolate that wasn't just pictures behind a window.

it was a very festive batman advent calender

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)

sounds Braw as TDOP would say

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

shame it wasn't last month

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

pffffttt

it's supposed to go

'Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one' though.

:D

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

AaaaaaaaaaCHOOOO!

Hello everyone *waves*

Is it DTH time yet? I'm starving!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

it's always DtH time - it's like Chico time

I guess you mean DtF time

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

Yes ^this

sorry, brain misfunction due to malnutrition

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)

pffffft!

Learn the difference, it's embarassing!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)

In that case

I shan't bother learning it. I already have enough embarrassing things, thanks

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)

*Feels fluffed*

Oh knobshots! If it's nearly DTH time, I must be really late going to bed.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

hehe!

havea dancing woogan to settle your gut

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

It's not working

my tommy tumkins still feels a bit dodgy.

Needs more tapirs :)

'noon all!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)

hehe

great nose action

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:42, archived)

Tom Cruise Talks into a Willy

(Truph Tooph, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

every single day I expect

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

Tom Cruise=Ubertwunt

so this made me laugh

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

over twunt?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

yes.

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)

hahaha

a severed willy too!

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

Hmmm

A post containing the words "Willy into Tom Cruise"

But sadly, not in that order.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:30, archived)

TUTT got me thinking...

looked better in my head though...

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

And me

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)

ahar...

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

What

has four legs, and goes "fzzzt"?

Rod Hulls telly!

(

social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)

I wish

I was in a band called Nuts And Bolts

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)

not much of a follow up to sarahbear!! :P

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

Awww!

I think it's lovely!
but needs more pun!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

ha ha so's this

beedogs.com/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

dogs? bees? there are some sick people in this world.

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

You horrible person :P

How rude of me,

Woo to you lully lassie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

SarahBear rocks.

But yours is nice too.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

when i was walking the dog earlier

a tanker went past carrying "Shell emo oil"....what the fuck is that?

nice characters btw.

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

it's what Emos run on

didntchaknow?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

stupid emos!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

hahahahaha!

Awwww *gives him a hug*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

bloody emos

woo

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

emooooo

Also

WOO!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

Pete Burns

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

I believe he does

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

Does he?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

voted for me yet?

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AMHYGRH&key=CJC

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

it's degrading to men!

Female Chauvenist Sow!
Vincent Schiavvi!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

Vincent..... HAHAHA

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

I've been compared to a lot of ugly people, but him?!

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

OMG WTF?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

haha

hahahaha *dies*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

what. the. fuck.

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

10!

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)

Desktopped.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

Oi!

I didnt think you were gonna show them piccys of me?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

*dry humps*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

perhaps more of a chafe

Than a burn

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

You can just hear the documentary voiceover man

"...this is the kind of abuse Gavin receives on a daily basis"

as the entire general public say "quite right too"

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

super use of the name 'Gavin'

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

Very well Done

Lovely animeration!
*hugs*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

i read that as

"lovely lubrication"

hmmm...

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

damn emos...

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

hahaha ace

and it 'allows' me to crowbar this in again

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

not the crazy animal one? :P

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

If my future grandchildren want to know what the start of 2006 was like

I will show them this.

I got an electric shock from my laptop while I was typing this message.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

Get out

of the bath.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

pffft

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)

I think I just need a new lappy (this one is 3 years old),

but now I'm scared and am in the process of backing up my hard drive...

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)

hahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

Ooh, nowt wrong with that animationisation!

emo emo emo emo! :)

(SarahBear, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

Good Lord!

You are officially the Queen of the FP!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

Oh NOes!

Not mUshybees and Sarahbear together!

Surely this is on of the signs of the apocalypso or something?!?!?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

Hehe, Leningrad made a cool one too

Animals will takeover the telly!

(SarahBear, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

That's class aswell!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:17, archived)

oh you made him cry :( sniff sniff

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

ooh

go write a poem! ;P

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:12, archived)

I'll stop now :)

(SarahBear, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)

Yay!

Please don't, these rock.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

Re: Yay!

^^ This!!!!

(

Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:19, archived)

At this rate you will be taking up the whole of the FP

because these are all outstanding

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

Arf!!

No please don't stop I love these!!!!!!!

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

Please don't

I love these

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahaha

you can't stop now though, we need a XXX babecast style one

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

^this^

blatantly

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

...but they don't show Pussies....

...apparently, so I've heard...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

pfft!

and I wouldn't know

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

keep em coming!

how about a big brother version?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

Hehe

Find me enough pictures of pig-dogs and monkeys and I might consider it :)

(SarahBear, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

how about

this

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:07, archived)

hehehehe

I went on the link, and theres a b3ta pic!

And to Sarahbear: Woo & Yey... And Woo & Yey for the last one... And Woo and Yey for the one before that too!

(chinesechipmunk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 21:04, archived)

Woo

*clicks*

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

don't stop!

never stop! woo yay!!!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

Arf!

Extra points for mentioning Diamonique, every girl's second-best friend.

W/Y/H and all that.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

The best would be

something you put batteries in would it?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:16, archived)

hahahaha

MORE DAMN YOU!

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahaha

these are amazing! hahaha

keep it up!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

it's been a lovely series.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

no, you'll keep going until we say you can stop

woo to the max!

(stone the crows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

NO!

NEVAR stop!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

hhahahahahahahah *dies*

best one yet

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

YAy! for Judas Priest

Woo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

Ha ha, thats fantastic!

Lovin' these, don't you dare stop!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

Oh gorgeous.

as usual.

I want to have your babies.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

woo x infinity

go on...do a babestation one.

EDIT: CONGRATS ON THE 3RD FP IN A ROW!!

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

ha ha! please dont!

diamonique! hee hee!

leatherette.... :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

i was going to click

"i like this" but its not there!
has it been done away with?

so have a special

cos its the acest!

edit:its back now *clicks* (stupid browser)

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

It must be Firefox.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

haha all the fluff

brill

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

yaaay! *clicks*

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:06, archived)

noooo!

don't stop
you haven't done the p0rn channels yet

*awaits smut*

(

Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)

yey

woooooo yet again :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)

Yay!

But aren't other people allowed on the front page?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

haha yay!

charlie says...

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mutated monty, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

Don't ever stop

these are brilliant and you've deserved every fp you've have got. Much more of these, please.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)

Dont stop now

done the news, weather, and shopping
You still have a couple channels you could do..

Music
Sport
Documentaries
Educational
and of course as everyone else seems to have suggested the "babecast" sort, which could be interesting

(Rfairney Sigsigsig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)

hehehe

please marry me!! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)

I love them so much!

B3ta in its purest form!

(

MartinH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)

i think it's fair to say...

you are an evil genius!! good stuff!

please keep 'em coming!

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)

Hahahaha

I love this series! Very funny and clever too!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)

Hahahaha

The animation is affecting my tv antenna causing the tv sound to crackle to the animation, sounds like shes eating rice krispies. Brilliant and odd!

(

Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)

Brilliant!

And a Woo to you!

(xtalizer jams on it!, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 6:09, archived)

Anybody read the mail or the express today?

It's got my story in it!

And possibly on GMTV tomorrow too! Keep an eye out for me.....
The original post is over here at www.glenrothesspoon.com
yay for me!

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)

needs more

SPAM

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)

Aw - this is my moment of glory!

don't pee on my bonfire!

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)

*unzips*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

*undresses*

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

*pee's*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

*feels a bit wrong*

but washes armpits all the same....

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

Lovely spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wonderful spam spam spam spam....

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

pah!

I claim seniority over both you young whippersnappers and will only relent to old-timers giving me teh spam abuse!

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5524496

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

ach...alright then.....

I'll go and make an extra special animation to make up for the spam.....

;(
I just wanted you to be happy for me....
*sob*

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

SPAM

*is secretly happy*

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)

What it is....

We are all jealous.

Now fuck off.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:11, archived)

What it is?
?

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:15, archived)

...

You're not supposed to talk. You're spam.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

ARGH!

talking spam!

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

mwah hah hahahahahahahah

*sob*

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

Hahahaha

That cow/sheep western animation thingy in your profile rocks.

But you're still scary talking spam.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:05, archived)

why thankyou!

it's from "Unforgiven".
Although I did modify it a bit...

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

Really? I'd never have guessed.

Do more of that!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:08, archived)

ok, after my GMTV interview at 2.30 this afternoon!

I'm excited, but also in need of a haircut.....

(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:10, archived)

donkey says mmmmmmmmngh

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

Spam and egg

spam and beans, spam, egg beans and chips, spam, egg, beans, chips and spam; spam, spam, spam, chips and egg; chips, chips, spam and chips.....

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahahaha

that's fookin class!

next time i'm in thatcham (which is within spitting distance of me) i'll be sure to watch out for the ~~panther~~ beast ;)

(mr_haze, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

maybe before contacting the police they should have just asked one question

"can dogs grow that big?"

And if they were allowed one question maybe the second one could be along the lines of..

"And if so couldnt it be a dog?"

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

haha nicely detectiveilorised sherlock.

P.S. - SPAM ;)

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

I think it's really shitty how posting music you've made

gets called spam, but pictures you've made don't.

I make music when I have my hummus, but never post it for this exact reason.

I always thought b3ta was about posting stuff you've made.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)

my mother says

Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

(elba, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

Thats not my mother!

Thats my granmother!

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

Oh my

I think we may be related then.

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)

In that case

It's your turn to have her for christmas next year.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

That depends....

What do you mean by "have"?

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

Well, it's unlikely I could get my dad to go through that again

If you dig..

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)

In the oven for 5 hours at 180degrees

wrapped in bacon

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)

needs more

olive oil

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)

Well

that's her snookered then

Woo anim!

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)

groan

:¬)

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:54, archived)

mummy?

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)

cor that`s nice

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)

oooh

how rare
woo

(mr_haze, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaa

congrats

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)

Congrats Figgy!

How do?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)

not bad at all

got no work on at the mo, so I'm sitting in the office looking at b3ta ALL DAY!

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)

I;ve been pretty much the same for about

4 weeks :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

bonus

MP3 of the bonus room song from Skull Monkeys - probably one of the funniest in-game songs ever written.

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

Makes my woeful 700 or so look piss poor

Roll on 5000

(

The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

woohoo!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

In such a short space of time too!

Now, go do some work you workshy fop ;p

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

Hooray!

Congrats

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)

all of the above!

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)

Hurrah!

And a very special picture that's worthy of such a celebration as well. Congratamulations!

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)

well done!!!

i missed my 4000...i cried for days

:(

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)

yay

tremendous

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

Four?

Only four?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

haha

and you've only got 11 months on me too!

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)

only 10,000?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:58, archived)

*borks*

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:03, archived)

congratumalations!

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)

you flash

whore

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

Annoying smug little midget - check Talks rubbish - check..

(

Darryn.R, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)

Annoyenz?

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)

Oi, George, get back to work you lazy bastard!

Bloody swanning around in a bloody swamp teaching bloody teenagers how to use some mystical bloody force. You want to get the pot holes sorted in the high street first!

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)

strength, courage, indefatigability

a true jedi must learn

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)

Something Tells Me The Rebranding Of White Lightning Wasnt Entirely Thought Through

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)

Ooof

have a hatstand

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)

Hmmmm White Lightning

Delicious Trampagne

Though Frosty is tastier

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)

Strongbows the Best

it has a girly image but it has more volume than most other alcoholic beverages

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)

But Frosty Jacks

Is 7.5%, Strongbow is weening cider

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)

Gold Label beer

so strong it has to come in smaller cans.
Dont think ive ever seen anyone buy it, though.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:48, archived)

I used to have a mate who bought 3 tins at a time

To have it as a pint. He's called Trog, enough said I reckon

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

I remember the time we made this guy a few snakebites

containing that and white lightning, While we just had normal strongbow and carling. Needless to say he went home at 7pm feeling rathr drunk

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:51, archived)

Bah!

Lightweight

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

trampagne!

ha ha

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)

My one and only

Inclusion in the Profanisaurus. I am rightly proud

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)

haha good work

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:01, archived)

Hahahahahaa!

Aceness.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)

Arf!

(

Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahaha - great

but what is it about Nazi supermen?

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)

Faster than a speeding invasion into Poland

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:49, archived)

hahahaha

I love it!

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)

pffft

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)

First ever attempt at an animation..so go easy, eh?

Not even sure if this will work...

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)

pffffft!

I reckon it's a goodun!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)

*groan*

But yay, it's not huge and it's not shit! Well done

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)

Eh?

Edit : Haha, I read it as "Link".

Funny how brains make assumptions aint it?

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)

That pic of Anne scares me

It took me 5 years to realise my evil bitch of a french teacher was her clone, Mrs Robertson.
Bet she changed her name...

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)

Theres also something strange about

women who wink.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)

i've never considered that before

and i think you may be right

(

spacehog, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)

My teacher never winked

She breathed fire and kept nazi's in her draws
(both terms of draws)

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)

That ink anim took me ages..

now ive got a pile of work built up..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:39, archived)

It gets easier

Just keep practising

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)

I'm using Animations hop

Is that any good?

Its the only thing available at work.

Hopefully with practice , I'll do better.

Some of the things ive seen on here are mental, though, gawd knows how they manage it.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:45, archived)

like anything - lots of dedicated time and practice.

I really haven't got the patience myself!

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:47, archived)

Tends to be three sorts of animation

The one you did would be still animation, where you simply slideshow between images that fill the whole screen

The next sort is tweened where you have a background layer and then things moving on top, like my pic above where only the mouths move.

The last one is frame animation where each frame is different. These look better (most of the time) but are huge.

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)

I think once you have inspiration

you dont mind taking the time.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)

this is very true

(

mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)

woo! heheh

(

spacehog, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)

hahaha

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)

pfffffffffffffft!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)

hahah

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:41, archived)

Wheeeeeeeey!!

nice one

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)

Groan

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 11:44, archived)

Refrains from

"Weakest Chink" joke

Because they are from Thailand obviously

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)

OOF!

sharp.

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:09, archived)

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