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# wooohooo
i'm off on hols to rome next week

(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:46, archived)
# are you going to vistit morrissey ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:46, archived)
# he entered nothing
but rome entered him

THE MISERABLE GHEY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Gigantic! A big big love!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:49, archived)
# haha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:49, archived)
# has he finally taken his martyr complex to its natural conclussion
and thrown himself to the lions in the coliseum or am i missing something?
(Brigzys Digital Design Zaibatsu, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:53, archived)
# he's just moved to rome.
nancy sinatra must be missing him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Trying to est a sarnie and type makes me slow...
:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a booming industry

I'm so asking to be suicide bombed :/
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:45, archived)
# aceness

(androoh, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Why does that building look like R2D2?
Am I missing something?

/edit: woo anyway!
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:47, archived)
# damn I knew it looked familiar.
I googled the word "dome" and that was one of the better source pics
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Ah right...
I wonder if it's 'shopped or someone's actually sad enough to build that...

/edit: looks unshopped, done with banners or something: Here's some other pics
(asdfasdfasdf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:51, archived)
# Damn M.I.T. geeks
They pull pranks where they dress the buildings up anf other 'humerous' things.
this r2d2 is one of theirs...

they seem quite proud of these things:
hacks.mit.edu/Hacks/Gallery.html
(skyrine, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:37, archived)
# That makes me smile.
You are good.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:48, archived)
# heh heh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha ! great.
Produce power and reduce the population. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Nicely done!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Awesome
really laughed out loud at that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Well that
is just plain awsome.
Woo!
(Areckahn, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:23, archived)
# We have a winner!
Very woo!
(Scary, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:30, archived)
# you have single handedly pissed on:
*the muslim religion

*the 20 year anniversary of chernobyl

*star wars

*terrorism

i would call this a meta-winner. it's so wrong for so many reasons.


(softporn 70's sink fixer, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Oh bugger.
I've annoyed the muslims, the russians, the terrorists and the geeks....

*pulls a Rushdie*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 11:26, archived)
# lol
woo yay great idea! clicks
(Sonic_Gothic, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 13:14, archived)
# that
is class, utter class
(Lovefist233 Bothering Sheep since..., Sat 29 Apr 2006, 23:15, archived)
# I'll burn your embassy!!!!!
just kidding i like very much...WOOO!
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Mon 1 May 2006, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] We proudly present...


The Pressurised Sponge Cake Moderated Circulating Molten Chocolate Reactor.

(This image was actually created in 1992 - is this a record for oldest repost ever?)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Ace!
I think there is a statute of limitations on pearoasts. That's ok because it's not having...

- Teh fear
- Teh chump
- Teh no hands

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Very
Obscure Goatse.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Limitless biofuel.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)
# Does not want to see...
what comes out of that condenser!
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Haha.
Imaginative.

I can see thousands of fart/wind power ideas in the pipeline ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:34, archived)
# well
I could move the pipe to a picture of prescott's arse
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:36, archived)
# But you're not going to.
Which is why it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Eurgh! I've just had about 25 mins of JP on our local news.
I don't need to see any more of his mug. Good idea though, m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Airborne Kittens
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)
# click
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:32, archived)
# TY!
muchley
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Hurrah for kittens
and hurrah for the Vulcan bomber too!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Teh ultimate deterrent
Vulcanised K-beumbs!

*clicks, grins & decides to dig out nice airplane picture*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Silly Patris_Magnus!
Kittens is not nuke!

*clicks muchly*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)
# You would think mine is..
when it's on da nip
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:41, archived)
# Mine has taken to biting my chin/nose in my sleep
apparently it's a sign of affection, however the bloody pillow I now sleep on is testament to an alternate theory. Vampire cats!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:44, archived)
# I like this.
Just talking about the good old Vulcan in the pub earlier. I saw its last air show at Fairford. *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:52, archived)
# It's logical to keep a Vulcan flying
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Is that better, y'majesty?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:26, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
I can't tell what it is yet...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# I
would




twice.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# the teeth on the picture make it perfect
:o)
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:28, archived)
#
the teeth and the beard were there already. I just had to add the glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)
# pffft!
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(click)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:50, archived)
# Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:25, archived)
# ARRGGGHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# *backs into corner and shivers*

/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I vote solar

/rp
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Cut out and keep:

please note: lack of threadwaste due to energy crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:23, archived)
# you forgot me
with baseball bat going postal on anything that moves
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:25, archived)
# I
like Tony Blair.

The Tories were bastards.

/lights blue touch paper and runs
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:25, archived)
#
The Tories were are bastards.

There you go. Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:26, archived)
# and Bliar is a tory
/completeness
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:28, archived)
# *votes lib dem*
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)
# don't worry we'll be the 51st state soon enough
is 51st right? I couldn't be bothered looking
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# you not only looked
but ninja edited as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)
# shhhhhhh!

I decided I might as well just google it.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:38, archived)
# 50 states
52 cards in a deck

it's easy to get two faced pieces of cardboard and a deck mixed up
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:35, archived)
# fungling
Awesome
(Daveypants laffo, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *likes*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:35, archived)
# pffft
eccelente ambassodor
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:23, archived)
# HOW POLITICAL
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:24, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
Evenin' all. It's that time again:

Alternative Energy Sources. We're running out of coal, the Ruskies control most of the World's natural gas, and our oil reserves won't last forever. Basically, we're fucked. Unless, of course, we come up with some alternative energy sources. What will they be?

And away we go...
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:16, archived)
# Farts. Done and dusted.
Eat a lot of prunes. Good idea though - hurrah!
Edit: Would you like me to make you some cupcakes, cupcake?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:17, archived)
# No thank you
I have some in the oven
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Oooh, lucky you!
I'm a mean decorator, though.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Hurd!

(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Yay this is quite good
but Isnt it the same as the "Power Out" challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:19, archived)
# It is similar
But we're looking for the original energy sources - what you use to create the electricity. The 'power out' one was about replacements for electricity itself.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:30, archived)
# geothermoelectric. nuclear
hydroelectric. solar. and ultimatly room temperature superconductors and cold fusion..

*yawn*

see you next tuesday week
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:19, archived)
# nuclear being split into fission and fusion
fission being crap and fusion hopefully being available for commercial use by 2050
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Yeah but it'll be
well good.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:30, archived)
# both are an alternative
to fossil tho?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:30, archived)
#


-Neothermic
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:51, archived)
# like our neighbour loving idol says
NEW-CLE-URR
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:24, archived)
# What's that got to do with anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:31, archived)
# well
er,
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 23:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 28 Apr 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Embassies
are the fuel of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Haha!


EVIL corporation.
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:23, archived)
# Ooh..
May be good!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:20, archived)
# Haven't we had this one before
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:25, archived)
# See
above.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:32, archived)
# So a week of pea roasts is in order then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:34, archived)
# i read that as
"i like reposts, and my hearts not in it tonight..."

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Dont look like a noobi


Use Sp3ll CheX0r
CF Huger
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# ris?
seriously dude. bicely shopped but wtf?

TJ: mushroom. dunno if your still here but this took me ages to find www.nodarkroom.co.uk/videos/vulcan.htm

some other cool vids there as well. including concorde and blackbrd stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Oh, that reminds me...
Someone left this on my Flickr today: www.save-concorde.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:16, archived)
# to be honest
i havnat a clue. it just occured to me whilst trolling google images
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:17, archived)
# planet 1oS is a lonely place isnt it?
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:20, archived)
# awww thanks
i shall name a continent after you. or my next born, which ever comes first
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:22, archived)
# logically
im coming before* my next born

before on**

**just thought ii would do that before one of you cunts got in there
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Nawwty threadwaste
I get paid on the 28th, I have £10 to last until then however I fancy a kebab (£2.80)
My b3ta brethren, should I indulge?

This post shall be deleted shortly if it's objected to, but in the mean time have my latest animation, finished and posted in the early hours:



Edit: it is 'decided! The kebab shall be mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:51, archived)
# Do you smoke?
Do you have any plans before payday?

If the answers no to either, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:52, archived)
# No and no
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:53, archived)
# Perfect!
You'll still have desperation funds if you need them, its only two days away. Dooooooo Iiiiiiit


/bad influence
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:55, archived)
# SURENDER YOUR KEBAB


yay for hypno animals
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:11, archived)
# Yay indeed
(I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:57, archived)
# weimaraner? why?
weimaraner? why?
(Nasher, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Find some stray animals
and make your own kebab
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:53, archived)
# :|




*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:54, archived)
# It's just a question of the right spices
plus, how do you think normal kebabs are made? ;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# It depends
on whether you need money tomorrow.
Can't you tempt yourself with a homemade chip butty or something?

Edit: What SSS said
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:53, archived)
# It's really a kebab or nothing
*yearns*

Edit: 'ning miss! I hope you are wonderfully well and happy and that all is almost exactly how you want it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:56, archived)
# Then do it!
and add a nice bar of chocolate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Aaah, this.
Splendid suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:58, archived)
# No, don't do it, you'll feel better about yourself in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:54, archived)
# Respect myself in the morning?
What craziness is this?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# no self respect?
how you doin'?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:07, archived)
# i'm good
Just on the way out for a kebab!
/topical
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:10, archived)
# it was supposed to be a joey style "how you doin'"
but accents and that crap are difficult on das interweb,
but that's good to know anyway :o)
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:12, archived)
# Make a tasty toast snack
such as a delicious toast medley

Serving suggestion:
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:54, archived)
# drooooool

bring it here now.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# The order of consumption
is very important. I cannot stress that enough.

I'll leave it to you to work it out.

I would bring you one but I'm afraid I used up all the marmite as warpaint in a tribal dance to commemorate the fall of the Apache*

*may not be 100% true
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Oh my!
So i'm not the only one who makes sandwiches/toast with different fillings/spreads and then eat a bit of one and then a bit of the other to make them both last ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
That's bazoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:01, archived)
# hehehe
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:07, archived)
# goto aldi
and get 6 packs of nachos!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:55, archived)
# They're closed
...and I don't want nachos

/practical and sullen
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:59, archived)
# pffffft
fajitas??

bacon and cheese toasted sandwich????

yum
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:06, archived)
# fanjitas?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:16, archived)
# *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Thanks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I was mostly talking about the raccoon
but there's room for you too! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:04, archived)
# I was assuming the raccoon!
I want one
My boyfriend is being mean and saying i can't have one, but he's going to build a little house in the garden and then he'll have to let me keep the raccoon I convince to move in

/plan
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:09, archived)
# thats a superb plan
i would love a raccoon, best animal ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:14, archived)
# It'll bite you, you silly shit.
They're not friendly animals. They're just cute as hell.

I'll bite you, too, but that's different
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:58, archived)
# yes buy one
and enjoy it! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:00, archived)
# I think I was probably going to anyway
...but the approval of my b3ta peers makes me feel so much more justified ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:02, archived)
# woo
i'd join you - but i'm broke till tomorrow! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:04, archived)
# aaaaaall niiight.
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:05, archived)
# you're livin' off tesco value bread for 5 days then...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:10, archived)
#



...but I get paid in two days?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:27, archived)
# doh
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:33, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:39, archived)
# cubism meets...
post modern techno
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha.
Cubism always needed more monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:41, archived)
# ooooh
cool :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:41, archived)
# Cheers m'dears!
MSN?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:42, archived)
# i would - but i'm about to watch
desperate housewives :o) sorry! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha, rubbish!
not to worry : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:52, archived)
# i'm sad
i like it! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Ooooh... bricky!
Good Evening, lovely! And all.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:43, archived)
# 'Ning m'dears!
He was staring at me from the wall in my Bro's garden this afternoon, twas quite fearsome.

Hows you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:44, archived)
# I am eating mint chocolate, which is nice.
But Internet still playing up, the total bitch of a thing. You?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:47, archived)
# I'm splendid thankyou.
I spent my afternoon outside in the sunshine, I'm full of lovely sunny happiness. Yaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:48, archived)
# woo
he looks like he could be a mobile 'simon' musical memory machine.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:44, archived)
# Mmmmm... bricky bricky yumness
'Ning SugarSpun!
(Pachey, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# Hello!
How goes it M'lovely? Haven't seen you around in a while!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:59, archived)
# Fine ta
Been busy and stuff.

How are you?
(Pachey, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:00, archived)
# Very well thanks.
All full of sunshine, and I brought a very shiny new stereo today. Glee doesn;t come close.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:02, archived)
# One for the Mushroom
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:36, archived)
# mushroom continue that chat up here
www.b3ta.com/board/5874008
too lazy to scroll :D


gotta love that plane lol
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:37, archived)
# Hooray for Vulcans!
*has Vulcan poster opposite*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:46, archived)
# all V bombers rock
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:48, archived)
# Boobies!
bindun
My girlfriend made me this for when I came back from work, which is nice.
Not only that but she agreed to let you all see her wonderful bosoms
modlink

Apologies for size, id already hosted it before i resized it
enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:18, archived)
# hubba
hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:20, archived)
# im sure i've seen the real version
in bizarre

(it was on the front cover i never purchased although 3 x the fun)
woo
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Must be more milk in them than a fucking dairy farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:27, archived)
# this is of no relevance to the thread, (sorry)
but i didn't deem it worthy of one of its own.
(kidb Not any more, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:30, archived)
# first messageboard post
first messageboard postall is well
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:32, archived)
# And you started with breasts
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:34, archived)
# middle one's smaller than t'other two
must be tricky getting tops that fit
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:32, archived)
# its small
cause they need to fit onto a page (and my mouth :P )
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:39, archived)
# "Apologies for size"
How apt.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:36, archived)
# before i smug off
i would just like to say that i would definitely buy the greatest tits.
(this farming man, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:36, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:39, archived)
# Hopefully this will make the homepage
or page 3 at least
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:46, archived)
# Look at the size of that thing!
That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:57, archived)
# ahh poo
the nice moderater has removed it.
probably borrowed it for a quick wank
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:00, archived)
# careful now
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:17, archived)
# .
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:12, archived)
# are they bonking in a babies crib?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
# I thought that at first
Maybe they're going to skip the whole pregnancy stage.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14, archived)
# *groooan*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
# woo
now thats a reason to buy a telescope! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:16, archived)
# hehe
the naked people are falling down the stairs!
(Stripes, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
The nerdy kids always win somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:40, archived)
# heh
took me a minute to realise how you had changed the word telescope
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:10, archived)
#


cfb

edit : did anyone tape crimewatch last night and feel like giving me a copy??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *second click of the day*
woosome indeed how are you squire
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:10, archived)
# i am well thank ya
bit gutted as i seem to have missed crimewatch :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:12, archived)
# checking if they
were closing in?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14, archived)
# hehehe
thats it! :o) nah i just cant help but fwap over nick ross :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:15, archived)
# pass the mind bleach
whoever has it
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:16, archived)
# request
DENIED
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:17, archived)
# just give your son the link
i wont change it to goatse promise....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:19, archived)
# well i would have been accepted
but mind bleach has run our
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:23, archived)
# arf!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:17, archived)
# bless
crimewatch you say, what you done this time HEHE
had the fuzz at work all day today - they get right up my nose sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:16, archived)
# just the normal stuff really!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:17, archived)
# fair play
*yawn* your image work is exceedingly good as of late
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:22, archived)
# thank you sire!
i do try - but normally fail! :o) i was gonna scrap this one - but it seemed to come together in the end...

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:24, archived)
# eek!
that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:11, archived)
# thank ya!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
#
You have all teh skullz
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:11, archived)
# hehehehe
:o) skullz r us
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
# Ooooh
minty fresh skull!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:12, archived)
# hehehehe
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14, archived)
# that is rather good
sod the rather - that is brill! w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
# woo!
thank ya! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:15, archived)
# ah the sacred and mysical
spunk skull of Youruk

vere woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:25, archived)
# ahh yes
praise be the higher powers of the Cum :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:27, archived)
# Ooh! Very nice sire :o)
Although the shadow seems to not go out far enough at the front bit, but that's just petty! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:28, archived)
# thanking you
i was a bit off with the shadow - still you live and learn! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:31, archived)
# Ice Man!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:28, archived)
# ice to see you
:o) sorry just watched the incredibles :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Great film eh?

man, I was fixated on the mum's bottom
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:35, archived)
# it was HUGE!!!!
still she hadnt worked out in 15 years! :o) its a great film. i kept wondering if mr incredible would be bullet proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:38, archived)
# Oooh!
Nicely done Squire : )
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:40, archived)
# thanking you miss!
as is your pics down there and up there! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:43, archived)
# Hmm
I can't decide wether it looks like a ghost skull or some sort of icy snail ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:03, archived)
# experimenting...


...with drawing by hand, scanning and then colouring in photoshop.

now I've got it set up, next stage is: draw something decent, ink it, scan it and then work out how to knock out everything but the lines.

(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:05, archived)
# splendid, have a joke my mum just sent me
Sara Pipalini

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St Peter. He says, "Sisters, you
all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to
go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked

"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just
doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St.
Peter.

St. Peter reads the
paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her
and says.....

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1400 men in 6 months."
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:09, archived)
# bass-drum cymbal
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Tin Whistle slide
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:12, archived)
# kazoo solo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
# canned laughter
that cuts off abruptly
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:13, archived)
# *tumbleweed across screen*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14, archived)
# by the way, we having a new compo tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:15, archived)
# yes
create a picture of rock band Status Quo superimposed onto a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:20, archived)
# *sigh*

last night sucked
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:28, archived)
# sketch it, colour it
then animate it !!

(I helped save b3ta! 33321 .................................................., Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Pies MkII
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVisions I'm not giving my name to a machine!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Funny cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:07, archived)
# haha
.
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:53, archived)
# wow.
you deemed my post worthy of animating?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:11, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:04, archived)
# Oy
tee hee
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:05, archived)
# fucker is called bob
doesnt he notice the desperate irony?

woo etc :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:05, archived)
# I kinda noticed the irony myself as I was thinking of 3 letter names to fit...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha Yay! for any and all Cash related posts
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:05, archived)
# like this..?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:06, archived)
# Maybe I am, maybe I am......

nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:10, archived)
# hahahaha
very very woo













and more than a tad houplah!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:06, archived)
# *arthur lowe voice*
"Stupid buoy"
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:26, archived)
# If they really are that Cheap

Maybe we could set one up?
(plagued, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:02, archived)
# pfft!



Edit: You Gurn Spong Woman!!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 21:14, archived)
# i might be crazy
but i think i see a hidden cock in the first panel
(Baron von Aaron CHARGE!, Wed 26 Apr 2006, 22:13, archived)

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