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# Where banana milkshake comes from...
I'm not entirely happy with this, but here it is anyway.
As suggested by Sibod.

NobbyNobby biro mash time for b3ta
bigger!


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Biro art
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# at least
one question is answered
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# im drinking banana milkshake at the minute
this has put me right off

but woo anyway
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# don't do
chocolate milkshake. Just DON'T!

( woo )
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# no!!
please do!!! do it!!! for the children!!!! :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyumwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# that is uber fantastiche!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Is that Madonna?
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# you perfectionist!
i am entirely happy with this.

woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# This is brillio!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# crivvens!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Oh waley waley waley
arl crivens yus yer bigjob!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# oh
my
god.

deserving of a woo nonetheless.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# so thats how monkey serum is made
/oldtalktopicalreferenceblog
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ahahaha!
inspired
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# 'noon
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
Ace
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# That am
most woosome!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
grand!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# this gets a good hearty click
*CALLLIIICK*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha, fantastic
*clicketyclick*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Thats
woosome
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# poor little girl
she's a dildoceront
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# fantastic
.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# top
ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha great
This is spookily similar to a scene in a play I once wrote.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha
ace!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hehahahaha!
amazing
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Kids say the funniest things...
"Look mum" said my three year old daughter, clutching something long and thin, "A barbie leg!"

We never got ten quid from Take a Break.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Would be
far more Woo if it hadn't been doing the rounds on the net for years. (well same joke, slightly different pic)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 15:48, archived)
# this with lots more
why I first saw this in 1994 or thereabouts and even then it was scanned from a porn mag
(, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahha
Dear Sir/Madame,

Excellent job on the FP!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Hah!
This is the good.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Untitled
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hmmm, it's all about the negative space...
I love modern art me!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# grand shadowing!



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# much better hoveringage
bah!

:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I really don't know what's going on here.
But nice hovering and shadow!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Waiter, there's a flying person over my soup.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# also, woo to shadow
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# .
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Lots of sticky stuff?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# is that a deliberate
cdc in the middle of the pic ?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# CDC? Where?
All i can see is a badly drawn boomerang
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# looks like
a pink welly to me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# could have sworn
you typed pink willy....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# pink willy?
Never thought of that...

;-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# blame
my very poor eyesight
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Your very poor eyesight
did it
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
quite quite sick!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# lucky boy

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# That's just wrong!
That's only a baby sized dildo. That child needs the next size up
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# they grow so fast these days!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Still no need for lackadaisical dido management though
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# If I managed Dido
I'd have drowned her in a bucket long ago...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# There are 2
one just fell out
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Well that's OK then
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Sauruman was a bit disappointed with
his new snowglobe



anyone know of any good (and free) gif animators ?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ace
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# excellent stuff -
I think there is something called 'gimp' which you can use. Don't use it
myself, but I think that may help you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The power of prayer...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Strangely enough
this is pretty much how miracles worked in Black & White.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# haha
tha's ace! :D
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# heheh
yerra mentalist
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# absolutely superb!
especially the 2 pints bit



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# brilliance...utter brilliance!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
*clicks*
Wooo to you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Ace
*likes*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Top work again
*sighs*

*clicks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
you are the master of facial expression
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# ^This^
'Specially PIP.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Acetastic
Googly googly.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!`
I wanna hat like that!

Woo!


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Haha
poor art
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Did it
really happen?

/curious
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Did what really happen?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Did a giant talking cat,
a penguin in a turtleneck and a half naked squirrel scientist really shave your hair off?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# No.......





......it was just the eyebrows.....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Wonderful stuff
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# I would formally like to start the campaign
to both make this series appear in a national newspaper on a daily basis and get that hat made for b3ta donation icons!

PS. Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# I'm not letting Britain's fetid newspapers anywhere near SA
.....but thank you for the thought :)
Edit - Or the newspapers from beyond these fair shores......
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Good point!
New York Post? ;-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# 2000AD?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Bunty
No, wait....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Pffft!
What did happen?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:47, archived)
# yes

ok, now to make dinner
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# hehehe!
baby shitter:
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# .
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I like that
was it you who was doing a Bar design for a TV program that we must not mention?
How did it go?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# we're still waiting
:o)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# let us all know when you know
you know. :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# will
do
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# *buys*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *trys*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *returns*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
*buys 6*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# His sweet lips set my loins afire.
wheres the skull fucking attachment?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Top Shop!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# arf 5 arseholes, 2 right tits
love openings. cunts to you and me
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 5 arseholes! arf!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Brilliant!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Boris beware!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I love Wildyle's hobby horse animations
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I love bilbobarneybobs replies to wildyles hobby horse animations
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I love you all*!
/emotional


*May contain elements of untruth
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *reads first line*
*drops trousers*

*reads small text*
*sighs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Yay *bums anyway*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Yay
*spazzes back to answer Jessie's question*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# here...
have a whole one ;)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Nice
hattage!! Clever you.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I suppose it has to be small
to get a whole word on there?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Arf!
How rare!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Deal!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# No Deal, sir!
I pooh-pooh your offer of a freshly baked whelk and humorous "I went to Switzerland and all I got
was this lousy t-shirt and an expensive watch" t-shirt. I will continue until the end to see what is
contained within my box
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *shouts at nazi*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# that is rather
chucklesome

bigmac please!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hehehee
thass ace! have this cause i can't find a big enough sauce to make it better!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# babe....
i lost my b3ta boy slag club badge :(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# well bums to you!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i found it!!


yay!
i sort of have a little profile now... :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# There seems to be an empty bit
underneath where it says "Recent front page messages"............
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# pffft!!!!
haven't you got two also, great mate?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Pfffffffft
and double pfffffft to you sire.

Fries with that?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# did I go too far?

I promise, this is the LAST one I'll do!
EDIT: Ok, the lat POST about it!

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# I thought it had bindun
but that was Huntley and this one is Sampson.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha,
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# you're obsessed
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ABC

For lunch today I have two tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches,
three tomatoes, two bags of steak flavoured McCoys, and apple,
a banana and an ugli fruit and a bag of peanuts, water and
a good helping of tea.
What are you eating?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Stuff!
That involves

Sandwiches, cheese ham and mayo
Crisps - Chili heatwave doritos
Cup a a soup - oxtail
Chocolate Bar - Kinder Bueno
Beverage - Coffee
Drugs - Nicotine patch
Fruit - Banana
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# What kind of stuff?
steak?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# I bloody wish
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# cheating first lunch posty time?
yay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about

;)TM
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# you Sir
bring discredit to the upstanding members of this board and you shall be stopped.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# lets form a committeeeeeee?
(at least I type my lunch into a pre-formatted text doc, copy and then constantly refresh and paste to get in there first) ;)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# haha
crack commando Duke squad...

I was good today and typed on the hoof.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
I bet you do too!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I'll have him court martialled for that.
*court martials*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# cheaty cheater
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Meatballs in a tomato sauce
accompanied by their good friends the diced potato a la Provencale.

All consumed in brilliant sunshine. Your lunch sounds braw!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
I'm going to eat mine outside too, once lunch of the day has been served.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Beef & Onion Baggie
Crisps
Tea
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Good choice!
you can't go wrong with that.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Bacon burgers
and cajun curly fries.

Washed down with Pepsi Max.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# THat sounds very braw indeed
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# There was a bit too much
but it all went. Tasted braw too.

edit: although there was too much I'm considering a wagon wheel.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ..
See below, Pepsius Maximus, only available in Rome..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'm am going to have a haircut for lunch
if the hairdresser is cute I might try and have a wank under the bib thing.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
do it!
do it!
do it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# And if she's ugly
you won't bother trying to hide it?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'll close my eyes and think of you
back soon...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# erm..
Hello Sir. Did you want the blowjob or the blowdry?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hairdresser?
I thought real men went to barbers.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
wasp box is a big pansy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# you ARE waspbox!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# *pansies*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# i went to a cheap unisex shearing parlour
and got sheared by a beautiful Pole in see-through trousers!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Male or female?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hermaphrodite
everyone's favourite
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *spluff*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahahaha
I do that at the dentist's
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That's different
you are the dentist.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# rinse and spit
my speciality
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Braw! have some tissues with that
My hair hasn't been cut in about seven months, I might get sheared this Friday.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Starting with a glarse of wine
Then jacket tatty, beans, salad with a modest dressing, and chocolate fudge cake and maybe another glarse of wine. Then a driving lesson. Charge!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
but you should have a bottle of wine then a bottle of whiskey, just to make you driving lesson more fun and to give you extra confidence.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I bought
a litre of glen moray out of the co-op for £14.99 yesterday. Took the assistant about a minute to find it on the shelf. Dolt.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# lunch?
Honey Roast Ham sandwiches, and 2 mr kiplings bakewell tarts, that is all squire.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Good choice of ham
and good choice of tart, i want some of them now
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# A tin of Spaghetti Bolognese
Inbetween two slices of hopefully not mouldy taost

and some froot
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hmmmmmm....froot





oh! Fruit...I thought you meant frottage
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Spag bol toastie?
You crazy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# You said that to me yesterday
and I got lunch of the day :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Tinned Spaghetti Bolognese is manky stuff
but the does sound like a braw sandwich. Grand!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# i am currently eating the jobs found in my in tray
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
have chips with that


I'm still finding stuff I've forgotten to do :(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
THey're the best kind of jobs.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Good facts today Duke
I'm having:

Vietnamese spring rolls filled with home-made tofu, home-made beansprouts and served with home-made Chinese plum sauce.

Special fried rice.
Elderflower cordial.
White tea.

If I can find Mr Pachey's car keys, I'm going to fish my Dime bar out of his car, and eat that too. The Dime bar, not the car.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *dips finger in 3000th post cake*
needs more icing!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# THat's a braw homemade lunch
I made home made oatcake lastnightwhen I was bored, they came out rather well.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# 'noon missy!
That sounds like a lovely lunch!

BTW - How do you home-make beansprouts?

/novice vegetarian blog :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I had some cheese salad
and an apple

do I win a prize?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Yes
you win a cheesy aftertaste for the afternoon.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw!
you might win a prize if you play your cards right and pull you sock up.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Home-cooked
Roast pork with crackling
Potatoes roasted in duck fat
Broccoli
Carrots
Gravy
Orange, almond and chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream.
Shiraz
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# You are The Mighty Gusset
AICMFP
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Collect your prize
from my underpants
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Cor!
that's certainly a braw sounding lunch!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Fresh coffee
Mulling over how far away he is
Pickled onions
A bag of random giggles
A town sandwich (maybe subway if the stall isn't open)
Fwappage (chocolate)
A bag of limited edition McCoys OR HulaHoops
A big glass of Ribena
A satsuma
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Braw
100 metres
braw
grand
have a meatball flavoured one
have plain dark
braw
refreshing
braw
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# I'm eating a carrot
that's right, a carrot

no more, no less.

but I'm thinking about pizza, succulent fresh pizza, with the melted cheese dripping... dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ERRR
dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# as my grandpa used to say*
ya cannae whack a good sausage

*may or may not have actually said
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# You love teh sausage oils!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# oh yeah
who can resist a greasy banger?

I know I can't damn it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# The pizza sounds braw
lovely oils
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# nothing, i forgot my lunch!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# That no use
scrounge scraps of the people around you
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# A cup of coffee
and a sticky bun.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Have five sticky buns
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# good afternoon
and more Patrick Moore abuse!

for lunch I had
a schnitzel with thick chips! and Tabasco sauce
a salad
a pretzel
a glass of spezi
2 litres of water

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Your lunches
always have far to many Z's in them for their own good
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# BLAME BAVARIA
it is all their fault

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Did you join the club mister?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I pinched the badge
but that is it so far

where do I sign?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That's it!
Welcome sir
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# my steaming raccoon
is the newest memeber?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I might make a list :/
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# how many members?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Yes, you should join the club
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# oh piss off
you cockboy


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I am sorry
but raccoons are the only option from the last pack of icons

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# the raccoons
Rock, shurrup
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Schnitzels are braw
I've never had one but just I know that they're braw
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Steak, onions, tomatoes, tagliatelle
Lovely banana smoothie, tea.

That covers it all I think

Edit/ No it doesn't, I have a chocolate pudding steaming and there will be custard
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Cor!
braw lunch!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# it'll be..
bastard strength coffee, and as many hula hoops as will fit on my grubby digits....

*counts.....*

umpteen.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Braw
but trumpteen Hula Hoops are a better number to have.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# macaroni cheese with bits of ham!
yum.

I love my days off. I can eat until i am sick!

//edit: just like a super model! yay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Days off are great!
Macaroni with ham is a braw day off lunch.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# nothing

okay, i've got a cup of tea.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# 'noon you!
How's you?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# better than last night
but meh, you?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# meh but not bad!
:s
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Why nothing?
you usually have very good lunches
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# okay
a plate full of anger
and a side bowl of miserable
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Why so sad?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ermmmm
don't ask
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I might have a beef broth.......
With a crusty white roll and a side helping of coleslaw (the cool versus hot battle between will be hard fought but worth it)

to be followed by a fresh from the oven biscuit of my own devising that contains oats, pecans, pralines and some ever so golden syrup

To drink? why tea of course.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Grand!
have the broth, you can't go wrong with that.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# mmm, lunch
A hot turkey and stuffing baguette, a bag of crisps, a large brownie-like object, a can of ginger beer and two cups of tea.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Braw baguette
you just reminded me about a can of ginger beer which I forgot to take out of the freezer lastnight, I hope it hasn't burst.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# 3 wild boar sausages
in a red wine/onion gravy and mash
a bottle of some Belgian beer
pistachio ice cream with chocolate sauce
paid for by work too!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# entertaining
clients is a wanker of a job eh?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# It's the Inland Bloody Revenue
gotta keep 'em schweet
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# for the past 2 days
as my boss is away I have been using the management canteen, it is rather nice
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Sounds grand!
I had wild boar sausages on saturday.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Salad
cheese brown bread and Hummus!

*Breathes garlic*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Braw lunch!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Yum! :)
Some Cheese, spring onion and mayonnaise sarnies on Home made Wholegrain Bread
1 x packet ready salted Hula Hoops
1 x Müller Corner - Jaffa Cake flavour
1 x Can of Diet Coke with Lime

and then washed down with a large cup of tea!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# THat's a good packed lunch lunch
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# just missing the chocolate bar!
Mmmmm...chocolate!

*toddles off to vending machine*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# welsh rarebit
with Grandma Entwistle's Lancashire Sauce
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# That sounds tasty
especiall the Grandma Entwistle's Lancashire Sauce
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Tomato soup with cheese grated in to it
and a bag of Twiglets to dip in to afforementioned soup.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds like a grand combination.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# in a fight against poverty (my own) and the generic foods of the sandwich van
i had a packed lunch consisting of

2x cham, salad and salad cream sandwiches
1x packet of quavers
1x penguin muller corner yoghurt

i'm still bloody hungry though and i have 4.5 hours until hometime.

tonight i'll be having spaghetti carbonara with lashings of parmesan cheese and crusty bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a little bit of salt and pepper (although no spinderella as she gave me gas last time).

/lunchanddinnertoppedwithcrapearly90srapinspiredjokeblog

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Not a bad lunch
but the dinner is definately better.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# meh
cheese sandwich and a sausage roll

oh, and a pack of ready salted walkers lites (they make my mouth sting)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# A standard luunch
but will do the job.

Walkers are terrible crisps.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Argh! Tutors closed the room 4 minutes before DTF!
Anyway, I made this 'speshully fer you.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Not a bad lunch at all!
bloody tutors, next time tell them to keep it open and explain Dave the Facts to them. Make it a lunch time treat for them all.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# the taste of sweet kosher victory
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Jewtastic!
don't have some ham with that
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Today I am mostly eating
1 tin of Hunger Breaks (Big Mexi-can)
2 packets of Smiths Square Crisps (Ready Salted and Cheese and Onion)
One can of diet pepsi (although I wont eat that!)
Two apples

That is all
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# What are Hunger Breaks?
square crisps ae grand.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# they are
like beans with sausages and various bits in. Depends on the variety. eg. Mexi-can is full of mexican stuff like kidney beans, sausages (very mexican) chilli tomato sauce, potato wedges and er... sombreros
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Lasagne
With chips and peas

I like chips and peas
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# and I
like lasagne

:-)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I like chips and peas too
we all like chips and peas
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Look at this shiny Lunch of the Day
It's for you

Congratualations and well done!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Good choice!
I'm full but fancy that right now!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# everything in sainsbury's salad counter
squeezed into a tiny bowl
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# im having
a pint of banana yazzoo, marmite on toast, and plain crisps with taramasalata
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Emo candy



(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Delicious
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# aargh!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# bigarrr?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Two pictures, bith over the 50K mark

in fact.........


adds up.......


carries teh one.......


YOU ARE USING 326396 bytes SIR!
(that could have gone to a small psychiatrists joke or two)


Think about it next time.

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# cuppa time.


apologies if its bindun .......knows fine well
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# two sugar.......actually I think i'll leave it!


Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Never let them near the remote.....

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# *keeps camera fixed on Kat's head for half an hour*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hey!
that's my bloody telly!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# haha
I sold it to her last week for a fiver
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# it was worth at least 10!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# bah!
swindled
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Those little creatures manage to look cute and sinister at the same time
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Cinister
or Sute?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Cunisterte.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# That looks rude
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# yay!
Mr Jack?

Can we see Kat realising their potential as skittles
and having a sinister game of ten pin bowls?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# ^this
with knobs on
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Awwww.....
....that'd be cruel. Poor, poor Denizens....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I thought they were skittles!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# taste the rainbow
*spluffs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
now I'm thinking about rainbow smiles
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# skittles
are multicoloured blobs of taste.
They are clearly bowling pins.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Inspired by, and dedicated to, Freebies


"Inspired by" cos it was his idea, not cos I think he's a loser.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
(:
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# haha
i love these
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# a bit different
woo

and ta
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# It was an NHS therapist up until your request
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# in correct
try a gain
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# gain fails
trys a hammer
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# a gain
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
you have a bottomless well
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
:o)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# ...
doof! these am teh funneh.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *hops on*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# don't tell mum, the bandwagons dead....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Kill It hard
Can't be arsed: "The Baby's hit 'er"
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# my daz sampson quiz shame :(
B3ta teaches you a lot you know, it was only yesterday i got a Daz Sampson question on AOL pub quiz.. and i got it right despite only knowing Daz from here.. the university of b3ta is not far away.

/shame
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha!
B3ta gives me all the current news i ever need :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Spaz Dampson and Richard Madeley's pub quiz


pee
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I'm going to wonder off
ans think about gussets for a while
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# that's the best idea i've heard all day
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Is that Daz Sampson?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# ..
Daz Sampson also looks similar to Jake from Eastenders..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# THat guy looks like a taxi driver I know
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# What do the Romans drink at the Colusseum..
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Bindun..?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:21, archived)
# with Britney and Pink as the Gladiators
so I understand it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# ..
Jade Goody and Chantelle the lion food.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hahahaha
for some reason, i love this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 12:28, archived)

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