im drinking banana milkshake at the minute
this has put me right off
but woo anyway
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34,
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but woo anyway
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:36,
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wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyumwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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hahaha great
This is spookily similar to a scene in a play I once wrote.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 14:01,
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Kids say the funniest things...
"Look mum" said my three year old daughter, clutching something long and thin, "A barbie leg!"
We never got ten quid from Take a Break.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 15:44,
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We never got ten quid from Take a Break.
Would be
far more Woo if it hadn't been doing the rounds on the net for years. (well same joke, slightly different pic)
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Wed 3 May 2006, 15:48,
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this with lots more
why I first saw this in 1994 or thereabouts and even then it was scanned from a porn mag
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:46,
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hmmm, it's all about the negative space...
I love modern art me!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:30,
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I really don't know what's going on here.
But nice hovering and shadow!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:32,
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That's just wrong!
That's only a baby sized dildo. That child needs the next size up
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:27,
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Sauruman was a bit disappointed with
his new snowglobe
anyone know of any good (and free) gif animators ?
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20,
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anyone know of any good (and free) gif animators ?
excellent stuff -
I think there is something called 'gimp' which you can use. Don't use it
myself, but I think that may help you
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:29,
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myself, but I think that may help you
Strangely enough
this is pretty much how miracles worked in Black & White.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:19,
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Did a giant talking cat,
a penguin in a turtleneck and a half naked squirrel scientist really shave your hair off?
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:34,
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I would formally like to start the campaign
to both make this series appear in a national newspaper on a daily basis and get that hat made for b3ta donation icons!
PS. Woo!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:37,
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PS. Woo!
I'm not letting Britain's fetid newspapers anywhere near SA
.....but thank you for the thought :)
Edit - Or the newspapers from beyond these fair shores......
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:42,
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Edit - Or the newspapers from beyond these fair shores......
I like that
was it you who was doing a Bar design for a TV program that we must not mention?
How did it go?
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:52,
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How did it go?
His sweet lips set my loins afire.
wheres the skull fucking attachment?
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:55,
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arf 5 arseholes, 2 right tits
love openings. cunts to you and me
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59,
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I love bilbobarneybobs replies to wildyles hobby horse animations
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42,
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No Deal, sir!
I pooh-pooh your offer of a freshly baked whelk and humorous "I went to Switzerland and all I got
was this lousy t-shirt and an expensive watch" t-shirt. I will continue until the end to see what is
contained within my box
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:49,
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was this lousy t-shirt and an expensive watch" t-shirt. I will continue until the end to see what is
contained within my box
hehehee
thass ace! have this cause i can't find a big enough sauce to make it better!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48,
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There seems to be an empty bit
underneath where it says "Recent front page messages"............
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17,
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did I go too far?
I promise, this is the LAST one I'll do!
EDIT: Ok, the lat POST about it!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36,
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I promise, this is the LAST one I'll do!
EDIT: Ok, the lat POST about it!
I thought it had bindun
but that was Huntley and this one is Sampson.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40,
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ABC
For lunch today I have two tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches,
three tomatoes, two bags of steak flavoured McCoys, and apple,
a banana and an ugli fruit and a bag of peanuts, water and
a good helping of tea.
What are you eating?
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34,
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For lunch today I have two tuna and sweetcorn sandwiches,
three tomatoes, two bags of steak flavoured McCoys, and apple,
a banana and an ugli fruit and a bag of peanuts, water and
a good helping of tea.
What are you eating?
Stuff!
That involves
Sandwiches, cheese ham and mayo
Crisps - Chili heatwave doritos
Cup a a soup - oxtail
Chocolate Bar - Kinder Bueno
Beverage - Coffee
Drugs - Nicotine patch
Fruit - Banana
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35,
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Sandwiches, cheese ham and mayo
Crisps - Chili heatwave doritos
Cup a a soup - oxtail
Chocolate Bar - Kinder Bueno
Beverage - Coffee
Drugs - Nicotine patch
Fruit - Banana
you Sir
bring discredit to the upstanding members of this board and you shall be stopped.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39,
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lets form a committeeeeeee?
(at least I type my lunch into a pre-formatted text doc, copy and then constantly refresh and paste to get in there first) ;)
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41,
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haha
crack commando Duke squad...
I was good today and typed on the hoof.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:43,
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I was good today and typed on the hoof.
Meatballs in a tomato sauce
accompanied by their good friends the diced potato a la Provencale.
All consumed in brilliant sunshine. Your lunch sounds braw!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:35,
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All consumed in brilliant sunshine. Your lunch sounds braw!
Braw!
I'm going to eat mine outside too, once lunch of the day has been served.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37,
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Bacon burgers
and cajun curly fries.
Washed down with Pepsi Max.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36,
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Washed down with Pepsi Max.
There was a bit too much
but it all went. Tasted braw too.
edit: although there was too much I'm considering a wagon wheel.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39,
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edit: although there was too much I'm considering a wagon wheel.
I'm am going to have a haircut for lunch
if the hairdresser is cute I might try and have a wank under the bib thing.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36,
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i went to a cheap unisex shearing parlour
and got sheared by a beautiful Pole in see-through trousers!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:20,
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Braw! have some tissues with that
My hair hasn't been cut in about seven months, I might get sheared this Friday.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48,
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Starting with a glarse of wine
Then jacket tatty, beans, salad with a modest dressing, and chocolate fudge cake and maybe another glarse of wine. Then a driving lesson. Charge!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36,
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Braw!
but you should have a bottle of wine then a bottle of whiskey, just to make you driving lesson more fun and to give you extra confidence.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39,
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I bought
a litre of glen moray out of the co-op for £14.99 yesterday. Took the assistant about a minute to find it on the shelf. Dolt.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42,
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lunch?
Honey Roast Ham sandwiches, and 2 mr kiplings bakewell tarts, that is all squire.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:36,
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Good choice of ham
and good choice of tart, i want some of them now
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41,
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A tin of Spaghetti Bolognese
Inbetween two slices of hopefully not mouldy taost
and some froot
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37,
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and some froot
Tinned Spaghetti Bolognese is manky stuff
but the does sound like a braw sandwich. Grand!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42,
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hahahahaahahha
have chips with that
I'm still finding stuff I've forgotten to do :(
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:40,
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I'm still finding stuff I've forgotten to do :(
Good facts today Duke
I'm having:
Vietnamese spring rolls filled with home-made tofu, home-made beansprouts and served with home-made Chinese plum sauce.
Special fried rice.
Elderflower cordial.
White tea.
If I can find Mr Pachey's car keys, I'm going to fish my Dime bar out of his car, and eat that too. The Dime bar, not the car.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:37,
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Vietnamese spring rolls filled with home-made tofu, home-made beansprouts and served with home-made Chinese plum sauce.
Special fried rice.
Elderflower cordial.
White tea.
If I can find Mr Pachey's car keys, I'm going to fish my Dime bar out of his car, and eat that too. The Dime bar, not the car.
THat's a braw homemade lunch
I made home made oatcake lastnightwhen I was bored, they came out rather well.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:45,
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'noon missy!
That sounds like a lovely lunch!
BTW - How do you home-make beansprouts?
/novice vegetarian blog :)
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:59,
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BTW - How do you home-make beansprouts?
/novice vegetarian blog :)
Braw!
you might win a prize if you play your cards right and pull you sock up.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:50,
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Home-cooked
Roast pork with crackling
Potatoes roasted in duck fat
Broccoli
Carrots
Gravy
Orange, almond and chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream.
Shiraz
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38,
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Potatoes roasted in duck fat
Broccoli
Carrots
Gravy
Orange, almond and chocolate pudding with vanilla ice-cream.
Shiraz
Fresh coffee
Mulling over how far away he is
Pickled onions
A bag of random giggles
A town sandwich (maybe subway if the stall isn't open)
Fwappage (chocolate)
A bag of limited edition McCoys OR HulaHoops
A big glass of Ribena
A satsuma
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:38,
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Pickled onions
A bag of random giggles
A town sandwich (maybe subway if the stall isn't open)
Fwappage (chocolate)
A bag of limited edition McCoys OR HulaHoops
A big glass of Ribena
A satsuma
Braw
100 metres
braw
grand
have a meatball flavoured one
have plain dark
braw
refreshing
braw
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:53,
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braw
grand
have a meatball flavoured one
have plain dark
braw
refreshing
braw
I'm eating a carrot
that's right, a carrot
no more, no less.
but I'm thinking about pizza, succulent fresh pizza, with the melted cheese dripping... dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39,
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no more, no less.
but I'm thinking about pizza, succulent fresh pizza, with the melted cheese dripping... dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...
ERRR
dripping off it with slices of pepperami with oils seeping out, hot seeping sausage oils...
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47,
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as my grandpa used to say*
ya cannae whack a good sausage
*may or may not have actually said
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:14,
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*may or may not have actually said
good afternoon
and more Patrick Moore abuse!
for lunch I had
a schnitzel with thick chips! and Tabasco sauce
a salad
a pretzel
a glass of spezi
2 litres of water
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:39,
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for lunch I had
a schnitzel with thick chips! and Tabasco sauce
a salad
a pretzel
a glass of spezi
2 litres of water
Your lunches
always have far to many Z's in them for their own good
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46,
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I am sorry
but raccoons are the only option from the last pack of icons
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01,
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Schnitzels are braw
I've never had one but just I know that they're braw
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:00,
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Steak, onions, tomatoes, tagliatelle
Lovely banana smoothie, tea.
That covers it all I think
Edit/ No it doesn't, I have a chocolate pudding steaming and there will be custard
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:41,
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That covers it all I think
Edit/ No it doesn't, I have a chocolate pudding steaming and there will be custard
it'll be..
bastard strength coffee, and as many hula hoops as will fit on my grubby digits....
*counts.....*
umpteen.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42,
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*counts.....*
umpteen.
macaroni cheese with bits of ham!
yum.
I love my days off. I can eat until i am sick!
//edit: just like a super model! yay!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:42,
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I love my days off. I can eat until i am sick!
//edit: just like a super model! yay!
I might have a beef broth.......
With a crusty white roll and a side helping of coleslaw (the cool versus hot battle between will be hard fought but worth it)
to be followed by a fresh from the oven biscuit of my own devising that contains oats, pecans, pralines and some ever so golden syrup
To drink? why tea of course.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:46,
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to be followed by a fresh from the oven biscuit of my own devising that contains oats, pecans, pralines and some ever so golden syrup
To drink? why tea of course.
mmm, lunch
A hot turkey and stuffing baguette, a bag of crisps, a large brownie-like object, a can of ginger beer and two cups of tea.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:47,
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Braw baguette
you just reminded me about a can of ginger beer which I forgot to take out of the freezer lastnight, I hope it hasn't burst.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:08,
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3 wild boar sausages
in a red wine/onion gravy and mash
a bottle of some Belgian beer
pistachio ice cream with chocolate sauce
paid for by work too!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48,
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a bottle of some Belgian beer
pistachio ice cream with chocolate sauce
paid for by work too!
for the past 2 days
as my boss is away I have been using the management canteen, it is rather nice
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04,
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Yum! :)
Some Cheese, spring onion and mayonnaise sarnies on Home made Wholegrain Bread
1 x packet ready salted Hula Hoops
1 x Müller Corner - Jaffa Cake flavour
1 x Can of Diet Coke with Lime
and then washed down with a large cup of tea!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:56,
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1 x packet ready salted Hula Hoops
1 x Müller Corner - Jaffa Cake flavour
1 x Can of Diet Coke with Lime
and then washed down with a large cup of tea!
just missing the chocolate bar!
Mmmmm...chocolate!
*toddles off to vending machine*
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:16,
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*toddles off to vending machine*
That sounds tasty
especiall the Grandma Entwistle's Lancashire Sauce
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:11,
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Tomato soup with cheese grated in to it
and a bag of Twiglets to dip in to afforementioned soup.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:58,
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in a fight against poverty (my own) and the generic foods of the sandwich van
i had a packed lunch consisting of
2x cham, salad and salad cream sandwiches
1x packet of quavers
1x penguin muller corner yoghurt
i'm still bloody hungry though and i have 4.5 hours until hometime.
tonight i'll be having spaghetti carbonara with lashings of parmesan cheese and crusty bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a little bit of salt and pepper (although no spinderella as she gave me gas last time).
/lunchanddinnertoppedwithcrapearly90srapinspiredjokeblog
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:01,
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2x cham, salad and salad cream sandwiches
1x packet of quavers
1x penguin muller corner yoghurt
i'm still bloody hungry though and i have 4.5 hours until hometime.
tonight i'll be having spaghetti carbonara with lashings of parmesan cheese and crusty bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar and a little bit of salt and pepper (although no spinderella as she gave me gas last time).
/lunchanddinnertoppedwithcrapearly90srapinspiredjokeblog
meh
cheese sandwich and a sausage roll
oh, and a pack of ready salted walkers lites (they make my mouth sting)
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:03,
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oh, and a pack of ready salted walkers lites (they make my mouth sting)
A standard luunch
but will do the job.
Walkers are terrible crisps.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:15,
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Walkers are terrible crisps.
Argh! Tutors closed the room 4 minutes before DTF!
Anyway, I made this 'speshully fer you.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:04,
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Not a bad lunch at all!
bloody tutors, next time tell them to keep it open and explain Dave the Facts to them. Make it a lunch time treat for them all.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:17,
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Today I am mostly eating
1 tin of Hunger Breaks (Big Mexi-can)
2 packets of Smiths Square Crisps (Ready Salted and Cheese and Onion)
One can of diet pepsi (although I wont eat that!)
Two apples
That is all
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:07,
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2 packets of Smiths Square Crisps (Ready Salted and Cheese and Onion)
One can of diet pepsi (although I wont eat that!)
Two apples
That is all
they are
like beans with sausages and various bits in. Depends on the variety. eg. Mexi-can is full of mexican stuff like kidney beans, sausages (very mexican) chilli tomato sauce, potato wedges and er... sombreros
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:22,
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Look at this shiny Lunch of the Day
It's for you
Congratualations and well done!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:24,
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Congratualations and well done!
everything in sainsbury's salad counter
squeezed into a tiny bowl
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:23,
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im having
a pint of banana yazzoo, marmite on toast, and plain crisps with taramasalata
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Wed 3 May 2006, 13:33,
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Two pictures, bith over the 50K mark
in fact.........
adds up.......
carries teh one.......
YOU ARE USING 326396 bytes SIR!
(that could have gone to a small psychiatrists joke or two)
Think about it next time.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:48,
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in fact.........
adds up.......
carries teh one.......
YOU ARE USING 326396 bytes SIR!
(that could have gone to a small psychiatrists joke or two)
Think about it next time.
Those little creatures manage to look cute and sinister at the same time
Woo!
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:27,
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yay!
Mr Jack?
Can we see Kat realising their potential as skittles
and having a sinister game of ten pin bowls?
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:31,
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Can we see Kat realising their potential as skittles
and having a sinister game of ten pin bowls?
skittles
are multicoloured blobs of taste.
They are clearly bowling pins.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:34,
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They are clearly bowling pins.
Inspired by, and dedicated to, Freebies
"Inspired by" cos it was his idea, not cos I think he's a loser.
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:23,
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"Inspired by" cos it was his idea, not cos I think he's a loser.
my daz sampson quiz shame :(
B3ta teaches you a lot you know, it was only yesterday i got a Daz Sampson question on AOL pub quiz.. and i got it right despite only knowing Daz from here.. the university of b3ta is not far away.
/shame
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Wed 3 May 2006, 12:25,
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/shame
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