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# soz

i just finished my shitty trapezoidal integration maths assignment, yay.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Gah!
HaHAHAH!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# ummm
shitty trapezoids
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Dude
like OUCH!

/ Please don't repost in a new thread
/ And please don't say 'soz'
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# and you nailed your cock to the table in celebration
hooray!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Good lord, been a while since we've seen you round these parts.
Hello!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Repost in a new thread
KILL HIM!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# ^this.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# oh dear
what they said.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# ^this^
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# ^this
and stop reposting!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# again!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# What a
silly billy.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# pfft
too
time
much
your
hands
on

and

care
I
cunto
like
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# response so far...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
#
been
negative
has
overwhelmingly

?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha, he's ace.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
*tries*
mmmmmmmmm
*dials 999*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*winces*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# ouch!
haha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Stop it with the pearoasts in new threads right!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Pffft!
But three times in less than a day?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:02, archived)
# This is very, very funneh and good
but if it is reposted in a new thread again there will be shouting. And the board nazi monster will be alerted under Operation Spanner 2.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Spanner

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I gotta stop reading the news
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha!
I going to have to get some antiseptic cream though because that pun BURNS
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# ^
this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha!
woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# They oughta sort out their signal coverage first
/orange customer rant
woo to mini tree!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Mini tree?



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I wouldn't
stand underneath in the autumn if I were you.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# rusty subframes littering the
ground...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Why not?
I'd love a mini!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# To fall on top of you?
what a surprise YOU'RE into that!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You loon!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Anyone here ask for a penguim?
Anyone?



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# ME! ME! ME!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# no you plonker
i did
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
#
*grabs flipper*

*tugs* (hard)

MINE!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *Spangs*


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# you din't hold yer hands up!
Get to the back of the queue!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# *holds hands up*

YAAAAAAAAAYE
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee!
*dancdes with Tutt and Penguim!*


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# PENGIN!
*dies of happiness*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
#
you liek penguins? did you see mine?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# That might just be the best penguin in the world.
no really!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# sure?



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Damnit Dave, don't make me choose!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *doesn't make*


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Here's a whole penguin story
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Thassa beautiful, beautiful story!
*weeps*


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
Thats brilliant. Love the music too, Nightmares On Wax rock my socks.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# i LOVE that one
(:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I lurve yous and yours!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# It's penguin lurve day
which should probably have been part of the 'specialist magazines' competition.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# hurrah! lully
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Yay! Penguins!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# SHOOT IT!
its evolved to enormous proportions and must be stopped
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Hehe
He's an excitable chappy isn't he?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# He IS!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# he's too happy
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# yay for penguins
woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# looks just like my xmas card!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# gorgeous!

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:59, archived)
# lol! Penguins?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
#

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# A lawnmower related accident
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
#
Ye olde pictoral.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Yay!
Fair enough.

How about hedge trimmers?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# A stoat smoking a cigar
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# biscuit porn
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ^this
+ soggy
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# cheese demon
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# A dinosaur
dressed as an 18th century Austrian prince, dancing to Rock Me Amadeus, with a crowd of smoking beagles watching on intently.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# ^
very good, but it needs more sexyness, otherwise he won't draw it...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I won't?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:38, archived)
# you will now.
i rest my case.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# a priest fighting a zombie nun
or pie.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Edible pencils.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# A large-breasted female human-animal hybrid in a medieval fantasy setting
Possibly with revealing armour
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Scarlet making a new friend and bringing her home to meet the others...
...but she's a SKUNK
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# QUINCY!
QUINCY!one
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Rolf Harris having a fight with the ghost of Bob Ross
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# The teacups revenge..
or

Terence Conran's worse nightmare.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Jenny Agutter
And a bowl of cold custard.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# who?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:51, archived)
# The only woman
allowed to do full frontal nudity in films at 2 O'clock on Sunday afternoons.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:04, archived)
# a badger
with a gun please.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# sex and violence

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# everybody in jail
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Afternoon all.
I've been reworking an old pic, I've vectored it and changed the colours a bit



Heres a wallpaper and the original colours. Which looks best, d'you think?

EDIT: Cheers all :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i prefer this new one
it is lully
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Cor cheers thanks
I thought so, but you guys have always been the best on bad decision days.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Yep, I'd agree with that
'lully' was the word that came to mind for me too. Also, the new one is a bit less emo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha.
Between the two of us, we can put LiveJournal to shame ; )
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# *laughs*
Just because I've got a whole series of goth animations on my site... And my forum is filled with goths... And I go out to gigs where they play very loud metal music... Hm.

Fair cop :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:31, archived)
# indeed
definitely this new one, it be grand
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# woo
but needs more shark
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# cant be real
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# do the flowers and butterflies
represent a shark?

I am confused!

but woo to the pic
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# looooooovely
lovely
lovely
lovely

woo yay hun!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# : D
Cheers m'lovely! How are you this fine sunny afternoon?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# i'm pedantic!
and evidence of this is still on the page (:

you okay?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
No mood is better than a pedantic mood.

I'm splendid ta, listening to Quantic live on 6 Music from friday night and geberally jazzing out. Glee!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# hurrah!
you a fan of regina spektor? or rufus wainwright?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Rufus Wainwright rocks my socks.
And Regina Spector is on my list of "to hear"
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# get to it (:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# To soulseek!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
# you can listen to all her albums on her website
s'ace!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# very nice
you are the wallpaper king/queen :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# I should hope my name made it obvious
But GmOS has taught us that gender-specific names aren't always correct. So yes, girly version please :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# You liar!
I know about the scrotum......
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# HA
pure conjecture, your evidence'll never stand up in court.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# smashing
Look out birdies!!! oh noes!!!!

it's ok, they were chopped in to flowers and butterflies.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# new one is lovelier
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely!


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Fab!
...and other assorted '80's ice lollys
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Yay!
Can I have a zoom please?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Here ya go

I'm having a Calippo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Yay!
You're the bestest, you are.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka
boka boka boka boka boka boka boka boka


Yay!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Best. Noise. Ever.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yay always happy fluffy pictures
even the mutilated dead cuddly toys were cute, which still gives me nightmares, but woo anyway!

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I demand you get this up in a gallery
where I will personally goose march brian sewell around and watch him wet himself with delight

*I'll do it as well !*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm on it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# I hope this isn't too big for the board
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# you have done that in Corel Photopaint AICMFP
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# *Retracts five pounds*
It was done in Arcsoft Photostudio, same as most of my stuff, but I can see where you made that mistake.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# anally injected
death sentance?

aIcmfp
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Fair enough. Corel Photopaint is the only program I've used that has produced such servere compression
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# extreme photoshop compression
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# That is superb.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# oh hang on, further compression idea just occured
will try

*edit* nah, that's as ween as I can get it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I cannae optimise her any more captain
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# now he looks
like a muppet from the muppet show.

Not sure which one though
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# guy smiley
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:36, archived)
# yay! there's always more juice can be squeezed out of the dead horse
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:37, archived)
# What the big fuck?
Is everyone else's coming up shitty and pixelly?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
#
mind you. 3.88 kilobytes.
me think someones been on the optimisation pills!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# no it's a
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Anally injected death sentence?
hahahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# my brain
now hurst even more


you cunt
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# heheheh

one from christmas (:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# He he, nice optimization!
We deserve medals for this.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# No
but my hands are all sticky
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
NSFW LINK IT, RACIST!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrrr............

I find the lack of hummus as much to blame
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# that should follow this
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# well duh!

;)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# its not the size that seems to be the issue here
as the actress said to the.....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# you cunt
think if those still on 14K dial up.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Ninjas Vs Pirates
And we're off again



Pirates beat Ninjas!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# arrr, pirates be no respectin tha mood at the galleries
arrr
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# LIES!

fecking ninjas rule ALL!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ^ This, with big shiny bells on
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# ^this.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# oh god
its that evil board nazi again!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *growls*

i'm not evil! FUCKWIT!! (:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# ok then
nice board nazi.

hope that contents thee
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# i'm never content
hence my jipes (:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:21, archived)
# jibes?
^^
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# "fecking ninjas"
Sounds like som knky S&M movie if you ask me.

And I don't WANT to think about where they stick their batons.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# 100% this.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ^^This
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:25, archived)
# I'm for the Pirates
and so is my parrot. Arrrr!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Frank Sidebottom night
at Tate Britain this Friday. Random:
www.tate.org.uk/britain/
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha Frank Sidebottom is class
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# this is really interesting:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# pffft not likely. Pirates are a bit shit when you think about it.
woo for the pic though!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *Thinks*
you're wrong!! BOOOOOO
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# prah!
pirates are great - they have parrots and gold and everything

it's ninjas who are pants
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# bimbo bird syndrome
izzard/
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Honeycomb 2.0
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# hahaha
loon!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# monkeon

you are a king.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# you sir
are a genius
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Ha ha!
Woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# pffft!
Woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# haha you always turn a fairly crap compo worthwhile. Many woos!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# WWWIINNNAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
great hummus
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Great idea
I laugh!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:24, archived)
# good god
that's great.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 17:00, archived)
# lalala
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# pfft!
very nice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# zees muzic, eet ees sheet
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
#
ay caramba!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Grand!



(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Bindun?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

bloody board moves too fast!!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# 9kbs too much
Sorry.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# ^this
...and why?
just make it a reasonable size and everyone is a winner.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Is this 'check every filesize' day?
Did I miss the memo?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
#
*attaches second monitor and zooms*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*forgets what the start of it was*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# not this big
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# that's a fucking huge link
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# well.... i can live with the filesize
but it's a bit pixel hungry.

otherwise... whatever.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# haha
top punnage
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# nicely done but
unfortunately i now have to go and buy a 152" monitor to fully appreciate it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# that's really nice
but if it were more compact the quality of the shopping would be more obvious
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Sorry about bigness!
Should be better now...
getting to grips with the board.

image shack says "optimise for message" so I selected it.*points finger of blame*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Slightly fixed verion of a lame joke from last night
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ris?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# you know, those stupid sex line ads on tv
i was inspored to parody one last night
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# old jokes in pictures
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# both please carl
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Wing
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# feet
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# beak
etc
etc
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# the old dog 'erself


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# stuffed
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# 115.78 kB

PISS ORF!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# ello missy!
hows you?
:)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ermmmm okay!
trying to think of a way to make mooooney

or have fun... i have one idea...

how're you?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I have an idea
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# it is?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# make and sell lemonade
5c a cup - kids in American movies do it all the time
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# but then...
someone might give her a dime and she'd have to say

10c!!!! PISS ORF!!!

and nobody likes that.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)
# i'm bored!
i should really get back to work!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Maybe the buttons at the top should be:
Main Board / Talk Board / Links Board / I'm on Fucking Dial-Up / Calendar ...etc
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
indeed
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# i'm not on dial-up

i'm just like to complain

and i have monthly limits so i get in trouble and charged if i look at too much
fecking cunts
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# That's furry muff.
I'm all for a faster more efficient use of images, but it's not worth getting too upset about unless they are BMPS or Tiffs
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Help defeat the board nazis:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# or jape egg it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# arf!
whimsical japes
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# take it easy love...
...just let me optomise it
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# it's supposed to happen
BEFORE you post it.

*frowns*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# sorry.
being a useless arse this week...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Nice pic
but www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm (it helps prevent people moaning).
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# what and/or why?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Like most things here...
why not!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# touche
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] 1337 shark. Apologies for crapness
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# LOL!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# old hair!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# OLD HAIR!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Nice!
Me likey!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# wow
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# bollocks
that Sound of Music picture's all wrong then.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Nice
better curly though! don't hurt me :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# There's always one!
I had a gf with curly hair. She could get up in the morning and it would always look fantastic, so it does have it's advantages.

The straight hair is ver' snazzy, T.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Sorry
Just you never see curly hair anymore. I blame hair straighteners.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# i shant be strainghteneing it every morning
fuck that! it'll be curly when i next wash it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Have a
WOO!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# It's good to have options
both look good.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# The wife has naturally curly hair
and me love it, but when she straightens it occasionally, phwoar!

*ahem*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
you men

"i like it like this. but i like it like that. oh fuck it i'd do you either way!"
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Damn you...
...you know our secret!!!!!!!!

I'm not saying that I prefer one to the other, but the occasional change makes all the difference!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha!
^this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# phwoar!
you look rather ravishing!

the hair's nice too ;)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# feeling sleepy?
*takes advantage of*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# haha
the pain is tangible.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# The image quality on this is terrible.
Can you please make it a BMP file?

Thanks.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# it has really bad aliasing
that's true
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh! mummy it burns
please make the pain stop.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Look a three headed monkey!
Oops, no, my mistake, sorry! *walks off*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
#
Yeah, how about getting your coat?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# this image is the epitomy of this compo
it did make me laugh though!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
#
{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
#

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# hehehehe
TROO!!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# but it's over 50kb!
/runs
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# OMG JJ!

*shuns*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# (:
still image over 50kb

*sniggers*

but seeing as it's you

*shuffles feet*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I've posted 138 of these things.....
...all more or less the same size. No one's mentioned anything till now!
I'll shrink 'em in future.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# excuse me new person
please read the FAQ.....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# HAHA
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# haha
i like this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# pfffffffffft!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Pfah
Women like WoW just as much or more than guys do, on the whole.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# You keep telling yourself that
that'll make it true......
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# *Geeky Laugh*
Ha, and thrice ha! They just do not understand.....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Yep,
that about covers it. Keep 'em coming JJ!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
arf!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Seems familiar...

*click*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# darn
fine
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
woo for silly gamers
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# On the bounce
does he look like that guy that does newsnight?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# who? Pacman?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# that's the
one.... with the long nose and chin?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# are you suggesting
that jeremy paxman is a melted jim davidson? You could be right
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
#
gavin esler
yes. he does.
well spotted
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Hehe
Have you been eating E numbers m'dear? :)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# :)
my brain has died from grey beard overdose
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# And for his next trick...


Mr Blaines will spend a year with his head shoved up his dirtbox!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha
but what do you mean 'will'?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# :)
Well, further up then
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Congrats on the FP!
Woo!

EDIT: and what are you having for lunch?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# haha
yes this!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# *clicks and agrees*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Me?
I 'm having a bowl of coffee with digestive croutons, num!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# That's very
woo
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahaha

*repeat to fade*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
w/y/h - the sooner that sorry fuck goes and tops himself on an illgotten 'trick' the better
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hah
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Dear Sarah Bear,
you are too cool for B3ta
we all love you
yours sincerely
everyone
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Brilliant!

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# haha yay!
where he belongs
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# hahahaha
grand
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
grand! here have a bite of cheese and bacon slice:

1 bite of cheese and bacon slice
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)
# :)
Ooh thank you, but if you don't mind I'll just have the cheesy bits
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# New puzzle

Don't type the answer, click to see if you know it!
(Clues on the page if you need 'em.)

Quite an easy one that, I think, but here's a more tricky one from late last night: www.stickscene.com/index.php?puzznum=303 .
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# oooooooh i know this one

*dances*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# UUUUUUUUMBROOOOOOOOO!
*drifts*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ^^
*tries to save....fails....crys*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Big Foot and the Hendersons
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Good gods!
Where in the collective unconsciousness did you trawl that memory from?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# I'm on antibiotics
its causing problems in my brainbox
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You're excused
but I expect to see a doctor's note.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# WILSONNNNNNN!!!
I've got no idea
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# name's voight, dumbass
...and i just watched that episode too, how coincidental =)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# great balls of fire
the jerry lewis story.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# he looks a bit like boris johnson
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# It IS Boris Johnson
everyone else is just barking up the wrong tree.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# blood on my balls 3
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# when banjo strings go bad.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# PETA get too enthusiastic...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# that is wrong on so many levels
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# this
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I can't bring myself to do it
but I bet someone can

www.sturgisrallydaily.com/gallery/full/girl_debbie.jpg (SFW for now!)

check out the shorts on the girl at the back
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# CDC
A go go!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# that girl in the back

ouch ouch ouch painful pants
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# she probably doesn't stay in them for very long
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# em
sure, why not?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# there he was minding his own business
just having a peaceful shit in the woods and then...
WHAM!

:) ha ha! woo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Club tropicana?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# drinks are free?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *bums*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# put your back into it!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# oooh my back's gone

ooh ouch *hobbles off*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *unsatisfied*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Apparently
there's enough fun and sunshine FOR EVERYONE!!!!11seventytwo!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# woohoo
22"22"twelvetytwo22"222
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# drinks are freeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# fun and sunshine....
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# so sorry
lub Tropiana drinks are free
fun and sunshine
there's enough for everyone
all that's missing is the C
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
yay!

*toddler claps*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# You did it better
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# The Duke is indisposed

Today, I'm having Aberdeen Angus pie with peas chips and lashings of gravy washed down with a pint of Guinness and blackcurrant and refreshing Glenmorangie! What are you having for lunch?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Noon sir!


Today I went through three cheese & onion finger rolls,
a packet of spicy-tomato wheat crunchies, a can of pepsi max,
a Jaffa Caek bar, and a feeling of bewilderment as I'm doing
Work-Experience at a college which is currently deserted due to
half-term.

Vladimir had ice-cubes.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Finger rolls are Braw!
you can eat them quicker than regular rolls. Tell Vladimir to have vodka cubes
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Not long till your b3taday, sir.
I hope you're going to have some CAEK and do something special for lunch?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That's not much of a lunch
For a growing Vlad !
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I'd tell him to have more but he can't hear.
It's the earflaps you see!
If you want to draw him something to eat I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Does he like milk?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Arrrgghhh!
Evilmilk gives Grimmie teh fear.
Vlad quite likes it.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Southern fried chicken
and spicy wedges. Washed down with dandelion and burdock.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
That's a fab lunch!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Aye, it was very nice
I'm considering whether to follow up with a wagon wheel or a kit kat.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# a cheese salad sarnie
and some big green olives stuffed with feta

2 bags of crisps (lamb and mint and RS)
and 2 penguin bars

Glenfiddich is far better than Glenmorangie
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Your lunch is Braw!
right up until the lie at the end
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Glenmorangie is distributed by a French company
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# And the Stuffed Olives
Anyone who admits to eating those can't claim to know anything about whisky.
The Macallan is my single malt of preference.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# an excellent choice, Sah!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Talisker!
...though unfortunately I'm not having any for lunch :(
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# i don't know yet
i'm going to eat something now.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Good!
Have an all day breakfast with chips
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# oh, yes
that sounds good, but it'll be sandwiches for me...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I had steamed fish for dinner tonight
complete with a sweet and sour soy based sauce.

It's now just a question of what I will have for sexi teim
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# How very devoid of calories
Have some chips as a snack
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *Sends Duke industrial strength loo roll*
today i am eating
motor oil baps with a mixed bolt side salad
WD40 dressing and croutons
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# The greasiest of baps and crunchiest of salads!
Braw!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark !
Todays Beer of Choice is Wychwoods' Osprey Ale - brewed exclusively for Sainsburys or do it says on the bottle.
It's a fairly hefty 6.5% so I'll probably only have a couple of those.

Soaking it all up is a nice 70's Retro
Coq au Vin
served on a bed of Sticky Jasmine Rice
and accompanied by yet more English Asparagus

I'll probably have a yoghurt to finish off.
Rachels Organic wholemilk with Apple and Butterscotch

Then I'll take Cassie and Wobbly Bob for a walk to the pub.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# cut and paste!
cut and paste!
cut and paste!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I'm busy cooking
so I cut and paste my LOTD.
So what ?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# So nothing
I was just saying
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# RUBBISH!
Throw it all in the bin and have Jenny Agutter and custard
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *Wishes*
*Opens Eyes*
Blimey ! That doesn't usually happen !
*Disappears upstairs with 'Lunch'*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# That beer sounds grand
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# It's
Not bad at all.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I'm having 15 wanks
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# only 15?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# A fad diet no doubt
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# a cad diet
no lies
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I only have 5 minutes for lunch today
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# *waits 14 minutes*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I'm done now
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Have a gross of vitamin E tablets
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# i'm gonna nip out in a min
for cod bites and chips and gravy
then chocolate mousse and a fab lolly for pudding!
yums!
edit: and tea of course! and maybe a stella (:
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:44, archived)
# You must be running low on fabs
buy loads more!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# bad sandwiches
unfortunately
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Have good mustard on them
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ooo
good idea, that will infact make them a lot nicer. Thankye
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# *salutes*
That's what I'm here for, citizen!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# chips!
in sauce
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ...
Toasted sandwich with fillings thus: -

Tesco value cheese that resembles cheddar, but tastes like dairylea
Bacon, chopped
Tabasco extra hot sauce
Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
A pinch of cumin powder

yum yum yum
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Sounds Braw!
Grand!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Quiche sandwich!
truly the greatest sandwich filling ever!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw!
The bestest of sandwiches - I'm gonna have to make one now.
Psssst! Call it 'Man-Flan' or face endless mockery
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hark at the gheyers clubbing together!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# but i am a girlie
so can i call it 'quiche'?
'man flan' gives me disturbing images..
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo
I am the only man alive who eats quiche man-flan...
I'm just off to emasculate myself
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Put a pastry topping on it
Then it's PIE and proper manly.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# my mate
always used to have lasagne on toast

yay for meals on bread.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Have mince with that!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# the quiche has bacon bits in
is that close enough?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ham, cheese, pickle and mustard sarnie
a bag of skips, cup o' tea, and an apple
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:54, archived)
# A couple
of toasted cheese and bacon sarnies followed by a trip to the pub for a couple of hours to play pool.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# A fine lunch
but play cards or skittles, it's cheaper
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# It's only expensive if you lose
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# 'a dancing penguim and a hot chick's hot pance'
doubledutches Dave


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# The grooviest of all penguims and hottest of hotsies!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Today I am mostly having meetings

beer & crossword will have to wait:(
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# BOOO!
Take your crossword into the meeting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Meetings at Lunchtimes ?
What sort of cuntish bunch of cunty cunts do you work for ?
Lunchtime meetings should be held in the pub, with lunch included and the rest of the day off.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# LPC bap

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Braw!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# roast
beef slices
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Have some carb with that
I recommend yorkshire pudding
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Todays Recommendation.
Make Yorkshire Puddings with half whole milk and half beer.
Also add a teaspoon of mustard powder.
The beer makes them much fluffier.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I've got chorizo sausage slices
and baked beans with a side salad of grape flavour fizzy pop.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Braw!
I'd have that in a trice, or a bap
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I am drinking dr pepper
I had a chicken and stuffing sandwich, from dreggs.

I will probably develop food poisoning and spend some time on the toilet pooing.

I will continue to drink dr pepper till this happens.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Excellent detail!
Braw!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# it's all in the details
and soon, it'll be in the toilet
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Todays packed lunch involves cling film in place of foil
Ham cheese and 3 cheese coleslaw, apple, ready salted hula hoops, beef hula hoops, a belgian bun and a can of pepsi max.

Yum yum in my tum.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# excellent!
I'd eat it! in fact . . . Well done!

(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Pah !
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Blimey.
Where do I go from here?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# I'm having two cheese, ham and mustard sandwiches, a cheese and bacon slice
two tangerines, an apple, a can of Tizer, some water and tea.

This morning I went to see the special peoples end of year play. It was great, I saw a guy in a wheel chair play the harmonica, a guy in a wheelchair dressed up as Anastacia and singing, a girl with downs doing magic tricks and many more things.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Braw!
I'd love to see such a show
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I'm putting it on a DVD for them
I'm making 20 copies and I'll make a hights version for you.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:15, archived)
# today's lunch in detail
wholemeal pitta breads with cottage cheese and chive and wild rocket salad (x2)

tropicana pink grapefruit jooce (250ml)

grapes (red - x10)

hurrah for diets!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Fournier Transformers
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:37, archived)
# TO THE CRYSTAL DOME!
Sorry...
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Mumsy!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Start the faaaaaaaans
Please!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# pah!
Curse you!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# <richardobrian>
START THE FANS PLEASE!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:18, archived)
# that could easily be made under 50kb
don't jest.

and that looks maths related *shields face*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *bums*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# *runs to embassy*
*hides*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *lights torches*
*makes more molotovs*


*throws*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# *tuts*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# *wipes*
sorry
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Who died and made you Archie?
;)
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Archie!
Hurray! \o/


(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# no Banjoes at MY funeral!
/gonna be burned and have 'smoke gets in your eyes played'
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# she's my new sidekick..
TGA and the Tutt, forever protecting bandwidth on the board....

/pitches to channel 4
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# sidekick?
do i get to wear shorts?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:45, archived)
# short shorts, of course
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# you are Eva Braun AICMFP
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# no
my wings are like a shield of steel.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I didn't have enough hummus
so I used porridge instead. Was that wrong?
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:43, archived)
# is that what i said?

no!? LISTEN!
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I'm listening
but all I hear is a faint clicking sound.

You really ought to see a doctor about that.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# All a bit convoluted.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ahhhh
the Continuous Fourier Transform
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Fourier
FOURIER transformers *sigh*
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Buggeration
I knew that didn't look quite right.

Um...it's ironical. Yeah, that's it - irony. Misspelling is so postmodern, donchaknow.
(, Wed 31 May 2006, 12:51, archived)

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