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# Take that, you mole bastard!
tell me to save my game before turning off, will you!
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RIS-ing?
Mr. Sonny Resetti a mole from the Animal Crossing video games. Mr. Sonny Resetti appears to warn players if they shut off their Nintendo GameCube or Nintendo DS systems without saving first, or when they stray too far away from a wireless access point. Mr. Resetti also appears as a cranky mole who scolds players for "resetting", and warns them that they could lose valuable data. If the player continues to reset the game, he will begin to deliver longer and longer rants, and require they give him apologies. In the GameCube version, he also threatens to erase the game file and even demolish the player's house. In Animal Crossing: Wild World, Resetti makes small cameo appearances at The Roost. Mr. Sonny Resetti also appears as a reward trophy in the GameCube title Super Smash Brothers Melee.
aww.. forget it.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *reads wiki*
*RISses even more*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# i hate that mole
although im not a resetting cheat like you are
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# shush.
he can hear you...
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Me like.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# hahahaha
Zammo-riffic
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# haha
zammo!

i saw him in guildford some time in the last year or so.. not long after that program about the grange hill reunion
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Did he hook you up with some kit man?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# haha
no i was in a car and he was walking

i did actually attempt to shout ZAMMO! but it was one of those lame, just too late kind of efforts
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# celebrities LOVE it when you shout their character names/catchphrases at them
it's why they become actors in the first place
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# it's not about their enjoyment
it's about mine
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ^^^
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# jessop jessop jessop jessop
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaa
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:13, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hahaha!
Ace.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
you silly genious!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# finaly...
my nightmares make it onto b3ta :'(

*whoop!!*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# i have to say, this compo doesn't really sell me the idea of a financial product
if i said yes to everything i would end up skint as fuck and in massive debt
fat, and utterly exhausted
doesn't seem that sensible really
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I'd end up dreadfully
oversexed.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Don't forget
that it's a credit card they're advertising. That's exactly what they want.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# but it doesn't really sell me the product
if i had a credit card, i'd like to think i would still spend within my budget
not just spunk my cash on any old shit
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I agree with those words that you presented
just there ^ up above.

But that's what banks are like these days; insisting that you take out stupidly large loans. Then people notice that they're massively in debt and the banks say "Oh noes, peoples is in massive debt" and the BBC says "Oh noes, peoples is in massive debt" and then they shut up again and ask you if you fancy borrowing some money to buy an island and for fucks sake, there's places that won't let you buy things with debit cards; it has to be a credit card I mean what is that all about...


/dies of wordy exhaustion blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# i think i saw somewhere
a conservatory connected to the first floor of a house for some reason (in real life).
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# When I lived in a second floor flat
I had Anglian phone at least twice a week.
I eventually buckled and invited a salesman round to discuss conservatories.

I don't know if he ever actually came visiting, because he never rang the doorbell. :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# woo great idea
piss off salesmen by living in a flat and getting a conservatory
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# I scheduled a siding contractor once for my building.
I told him "APARTMENT N" very clearly. He still showed. Unfortunately, I was out of town at the time, and my wife was like WTF?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha brill' :D
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
Goood.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Pffft!
aceness
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
Ream!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# This is just brilliant
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:59, archived)
# This would have won.
If I were you, I'd expect an X-Box.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Yes to everything? Really?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# that man has opposite baldness
his bald patch is hairy, and hairy patch bald

(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# but usually guys lose the hair there first
and the bit on the top stays thin but there...

recieding hairline and all that...
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# bleeding hell
baldness scares me so bad it's got a mind of it's own
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS COMPO!
The concept is hurting my mind.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# definitely this^^
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Alternatively...
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Is it wrong this is the first thing that came into my head?
/
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Yes, wrong.
But also common these days. Many people have images missing from their PUNY MINDS.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# redex?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# you think of
broken paper/redex

yes
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# a little red square, a green circle and a blue triangle?
i don't see how it fits in the compo tbh
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Add purple horeshoes and you have Lucky Charms!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Goodness!
Hello sexy :D

I can think of better ways to spend £7
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Or an evening!
What are you doing all the way over there?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Three cheers for consentual surprise sex!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Big enough?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:55, archived)
# CROTCH!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Mr Harris loved to travel.
Oi, Harris - NO!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I hope Kurt Vonnegut isn't looking, Grunty.
He'd feel very sad and disappointed.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Ah, well...
He shouldn't be hanging round b3ta, should he?

How's you, sir?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Amused, thankyou.
Thee?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# very, very tired
but my pixie has returned from her US tour, so I'm happy again.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Meh.

For those of you who don't know. This chap is Danny Wallace. His idea was blatantly stolen for the Virgin ad campaign. Feel free to click 'I Like This' to make sure it goes on the popular page when they look.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# haha!
i've just finished an animation and then, lo and behold. new compo. so i shan't post it right now...
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# aah, gwan!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# hehe
saucer of milk for table two
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# *claps*
Very astute.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ^^^thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis^^^
that's the first thing that popped into my head too! Top swifty-ness, sire!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# they're all lazy.

/knows.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Jam Master Geordie!
:)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# haha
nice one.

TJ. does anyone know a decent game shop in london where I can get a S-Video adaptor for a PS2. Sorry for TJ but im desperate.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# there must be about a dozen on TCR
/round the corner from the office blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# To be fair, it's not the most original
idea in the world. I doubt Danny Wallace was the first to have such a thought.

(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Probably not
He was told to do it by some guy on a bus.

But it was the popularity of his book that some lazy advertising wanker ripped off. They seem to do that a lot.

/can't remember what other ones have been mentioned in Private Eye blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# DW was my first thought too
nice one Afinkawan

snipurl.com/10e8l
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:05, archived)
# See:
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:11, archived)
# steals
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# .
*buys stuff using that credit card's details*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:05, archived)
# was it virgin
who did the tv ad a while back, or have two lazy ad execs nicked the idea?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 18:06, archived)
# have a click from me
DW is safe as fuck
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 19:03, archived)
# First thing I thought of too
Thankfully most of these appear to be taking the piss.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 21:51, archived)
# yes.
and yes again.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 7:31, archived)
# hahaha
excellent

'clicky'
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:13, archived)
# The compo vanished
maybe it worked!
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:37, archived)
# tada
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahaha
very clever

woo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# can you explain it to me?
please?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# I could be wrong, but is this a clue?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Excellent.
Ima likening to this.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# A repost
because of the towering building theme.




/no shame blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:16, archived)
# I always though the suggestion that Michelle McManus was the origin of gnopsery was a bit harsh


But it's obvious in hindsight, I tried to make her normal in the right picture but gave up because my monitor was cracking.

Got a work meal out tonight, hopefully I'll still have a job tomorrow so I can spend the day on the board.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# yes!

*eats choccy bar*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Compo post?
Eh? I've not killed her, yet... and she's not really famous.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Oh
very clever
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# maybe
a print screen of what you said yes to would not confuse everyone looking at the challenge!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# ..to be honest I don't care :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ah
right-o
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:01, archived)
# i wish my monitor was cracking
unfortunately it's shit.

she really is a gnopsy motherfucker isn't she?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# haha i thought you'd gotten rid of some of the fat!
haha GREAT! (:
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# am it fluffey teim?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# phew!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Aww!
Awwww. Aww.

You're broken my girly awwing circuit. Awww.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# eeep. *ebays for a new one*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# so vereh vereh fluffeh
so vereh vereh wooooooooo!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# vereh vereh??
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# the verehestest!
!!!!eleventyone
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# That's fab
Woo, Yay
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# thank you muchly
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# oh i do hope so!

(:
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# it am fluffey teim ALL of the teims!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# blinking flip
that's rather wonderful
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# cheers!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# pleasure
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# no, you're too early
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
#
⇑this⇑

edit: woo picture though - it's excellent
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# well i was late for the Batman Draw-off - so it all evens out.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# It's actually very nice
I'm only being obtuse for effect
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# fluff.... overlaod!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# aaaaaaaw it am :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hehe =o)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# if it wasn't, you just made it fluffy tiem!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# hehe - yay!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:46, archived)
# No, it's get back to work time!
fucking NHS!

laters y'all

top draw fluufeh!
woo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# awww, work isn't fluffey!
thank you
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# awww.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# =o)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# I'm at work
That will get me til home time.

thank you very much
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:43, archived)
# happy b3taday!
have cake:

(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:48, archived)
# that's so fabulous
it hurts. woo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# thank you!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Aaaww,
something on B3ta I could show to a child.

Wuverwey!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:47, archived)
# hehe - s'quite rare.
thank you!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# ahem
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# wow
your tits are awesome!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
Nice rack! Great facial expressions.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# sexy moob tiem!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
congratumalations

and a cracking pair you have there :¬)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahah
ace! good frankie howarding too
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# *honk*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Flipping eck!
HOw much did they cost?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Woo Hoo Mr Ftang
Top norkage!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# haha
hurray! Well done
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# so velly sorry :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# christ!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# no, I can bite my nails
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# That rocket
is wearing y-fronts!


When will this dressing-machinery-in-undergarments madness end?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# the rocket/missile has pance on! :D
woo!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha
woo for maths
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Ha ha
E=mc blown-up
woo!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# haha
my 4 year old just wandered up and said 'that rocket's wearing pants!'
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay! :D
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
like constipation: did he work it out with a pencil?

Most woo prodge *hugs*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# eeeew :/
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# did you hear about the baker with brown fingers?




he needed (kneaded) a poo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# pfffh :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# baduum tishhhhhhhhh!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# pun!
woo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahahaha
you tell 'em orange boy!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Ello
because I didn't get to post it in the main thread because I got called into a meeting...

Please accept my apologies and late Catwoman.


Also: DON'T FORGET NEXT WEEK IS THE LAST ONE TILL THE NEW YEAR AND ITS UNIVERSAL MONSTERS...GRAAAAAAAAARRRG!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Filth!
Wimmins in latex. Dirty.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Pfft
There should be a Captain draw off for my buffday. :-(

I love that, btw. Especially the light edges on her. Very effective.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# yes, this ^
when's all that then?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# November the 30th, the most sacred of dates.
For on that day in 1984, in a little place called Nether Edge in Sheffield a child was born. Nobody then knew she would go on to become the world's only 18C e-pirate.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# you people are all soooooooo young!
it's not fair!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# It's not fair? Do you own your own house?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# no
*sniff*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Fine, piss on my argument then.
What's really not fair is that even my own wench isn't talking to me.

*downs some rum and stomps off to her quarters to throw things at dolphins out of the window*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# i shall piss on your argument cos my argument is better
*puts thumbs to ears, waggles fingers, sticks out tongue*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# *kicks in the nuts*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# THOSE WERE FOR THE TRICK OR TREATERS!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Oh thank you for reminding me.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# *talks*
sorry sexipance got distracted by fluff
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:40, archived)
# *throws wench at dolphins*
Ah, I may have done something silly.


*walks to edge of boat*
*shouts* YOU'RE ONLY COMING BACK ON BOARD IF I'M NOT IN TROUBLE
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# what silly thing is it that you May have done?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Throwing a woman at a dolphin?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:53, archived)
# 1984?
What, are you two or something? When will this modern trend of young people being born in the eighties end?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# 22 soon.
Just because you're all haggard don't go blaming me.

If it helps I look older, apparently. The 31 year old I was doing jury service with thought I was older than him.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# It helps.
Boy does it help.

Aksherly I look young for my age. If is wasn't for dodgy genes making all my head hairs migrate backwards I'd look like one of them young people in their early twenties.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:42, archived)
# but you posted two pictures in the main thread!
/confused blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I know,....
I was going to post this one too as I did three, but got called into a meeting just as I posted the joker :(
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# ah
it all makes sense now.
and also woo, it's a lovely pic so it is, to be sure.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# PHWOAAR!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Meow!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# PHROAR! sexeh!


and the drawin aint bad either!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# nice
Squirrels Cats with TITS!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# The late catwoman? She is either dead or pregnant then
woo!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *clicks*
This, I like.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Ooooh a click
most thankees to you :D
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:52, archived)
# nice miss sausage :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Sponsored Challenge: What happens if you say YES to everything?
Virgin Money are offering you Xboxes and PSPs to the winners. They might use the prize winners in a print campaign, if they feel like it.

(They're not commiting themselves to def using the stuff, in case we get 200 pictures of cocks, yes, we had to have that conversation.)

www.b3ta.com/challenge/virginmoney/
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# No
maybe?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Could you repeat the questieeeeen?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# "What happens if you say YES to everything?"
Does you penis get bigger if you say yes to spam?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# you're not the boss of me
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I'm not the boss of anyone any more
and it's fucking great.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *uploads amsterdam stag party photos*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# ham toucher
;)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# I have touched ham, it's true
Why, I touched some ham only two days ago.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I touched some today.
It was jamon serrano and it was delicious. I also ate it, which is how I know about the deliciousness.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Tesco finest ham, over £2 for four slices
Thank fuck it was a present from the mother in law (ham, bagels and mangoes- dotty as fuck she is)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# You can get jamon serrano
from Tesco too. It's a bit pricey but is lovely to put in your mouth and whatnot.
You can eat it on its own or with some lovely green olives or something. Yum.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Olives can fuck off.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# i concur
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# As long as they fuck off into my gaping maw
I don't mind

YUM!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# You can have my olives if we ever have pizza.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Oh dear god I love that stuff
Spanish meat in general floats my boat!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Oo-er missus.
Nudge-nudge, wink wink. Say no more.

/Howerd-Python blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Beaten, I touched ham earlier.
And I'm touching it with my insides now.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# The index finger on my right hand
has to be in constant contact with ham, or else I asplode. 158% of the fact.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I put it to you, Mr The Wondercat, that that is a false allegation.
*turns to judge* I therefore recommend, your honour, a minimum sentence of 25 years, with the minimum time served being 15 years.

*sits down and adjusts wig*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# But... but...
They'll eat me alive in there!!!
I'm not built for prison, I have a mild aversion to bum-rape.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Barristers can't suggest sentences.
That's what the judge is for.

Silly boy.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# GIRL. SILLY GIRL.
And judges can also fuck off.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Are you sure you're a girl?
You can never be sure these days.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I've got an innie.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)
# blimey, I just got Richard and Judy done in time!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Can I post a link
of a r.p.s on this board?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# r.p.s ?
rude penis sausage?
raped policeman's sphincter?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to say yes?
(shoulda compo'd to take more piss!!)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I'd do it in a threadjack
or certain highly-strung people may kill you.
100% of fact.

Random Pavarotti Syndrome?

</Rex>
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# merry b3taday!
(:
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# BABIES!

LOTS OF BABIES!

sure.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I'm going to do my best
but I'm not sure I can draw 200 cocks in time.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# you are welcome to draw as many cocks as you like
it's a free country. (But cocks don't win, not in this game.)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# not in this game?
So it's not the Essex edition of Monopoly then?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# You'd basically end up...
As fat as Jabba the hut,
As full of drugs as Pete Doherty,
As skint as 3rd class degree student,
and as tired as a Homer Simpson after a whole day decathalon event.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# That's me then
HURRAH
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# have you been reading my personal statement?!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# You've just described me!!
apart from the drugs bit!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# You've just described me!!
apart from the drugs bit! twice!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# You've just described me!!
apart from the drugs bit!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I sometimes click twice
coz these work pooters are sloooow

I sometimes click twice
coz these work pooters are sloooow
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# I'm Sorry already...


Hard to do blood in Paint innit?
Edit: Missed the Challenge by
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I like the way
that Russell Brand dies
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Chainsaw tongued mouse of death!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Still meting out justice,
but slightly more leniently today.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Overseas viewers: feel free to shrug.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I'd take her under my wing
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# i'd give her a big issue


/crappy harry enfield jokes time
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# she really grapes my squildo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah, must confess to a kinda lust/hate thing here meself.
You'll note I let her live.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Who is it
and why is'nt she fellating me?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# does scotland count as oversees?
cos i have no idea who she is
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# It's Kirstie Allsop.
She is a posh estate agent/telly presenter and will help you buy your dream £1million home.
But I can't imagine her buying a Big Issue unless she was being filmed.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Die you feline fucker!!!!!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# that's fantastic
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Thats
clarse
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Mystery Ninja of Death returns! (Celebrity Special)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Woupla!
Very well done sir!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love that more than words can express
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# UBER WOOO SIR.....
Id Buy that for a dollor!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
that is one of the best things i have ever seen with my eyes

w/y/h
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# what about with that old ladies eyes?

your saw some great stuff with them.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# the judge made me give them back

it was fun while it lasted though :¬)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Is it true that by looking through the eyes
of a older or younger person you can actually see history and the future?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# nah
but the old ladies eyes made everything appear in black and white
and where there were buildings, there is nowt but fields

you should give it a try sometime, all you need is a pen and the element of surprise
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# fucking hell
come back! it's only a flesh wound!
i'll bite yer legs!


PANSY!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# and lo, there was much woo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# woo and yay
to that Sir.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Nice stuff!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# and they just stand there smiling for the cameras
that's true professionalism that is.

also. most woo
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Bloody work pooters!!!
Unless it's meant to be jerky!!?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# nah thats your shit computer i'm afraid! ;)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# ...and BANG -
the annoying twunts are gone!

I am liekt tihs - *click* *click* *click*
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click*! :D

PANOOOOOWWWWWIE!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# bloody brill!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# fun! (also woo)
Original ninja animation or lifted skillfully from elsewhere?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I've done a few
all my own
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# then additional woo
and a sly look
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Another Cracking entry...
The Toast is the John Doa of Celebrity Chop-ups
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# That gets a well deserved
PANOWIE! from me.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# There's something really wrong with that penguin...

(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Listen! Can you smell that?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I love the way Venkman's hair *looks* shopped...
Hubba hubba at Harold Ramis back in the day though.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hehehe
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# this chick is toast!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# er, bitch I think you'll find
Or won't your mum and dad let you watch the late night version?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# See now chick sounds right to me too
I shall go home and watch it tonight.

I'm sure you're right because you usually are.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I would
also say chick.

/poultry blog
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# chick is the edit
that sometimes also cuts we came, we saw, we kicked its arse.

*edit - that said, unless all the wav sites have sampled the edit version, I appear to be wrong.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# sorry, but i am obssessed with this film
and I'm afraid you're wrong.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I know
I said I was :)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# oops sorry didn't see the edit
:)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# My world is crumbling.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# nope it's definitely chick
the line you're thinking of is "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."

/knows whole script
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Are you two going to have a geeky ineffectual slapping fight over this?
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I grew up watching Ghostbusters.
It's "Chick".
....and I still find that scene with Weaver floating off the bed a little sexy....
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# oh god yes
rrrrrrrrowr
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# It's very sexy
Weaver is a strange woman.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# beat you to that as well
I am the beater today.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# haha that's brilliant
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha
great!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Ray
When someone asks if you are a God you say YES!

Woosome!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# ZOOOOOL!!!! WOULD!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
*licks*
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Very good sir
I just watched this the other night, top film.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# I would comment on how well drawn this is
But I'm still sulking
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I'll only draw you and teh wagon making out
if you both give permission.....
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# I give my full hearted consent to this
although the captain might not be happy!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Woo for sexy Zuul action!
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Zuul was alright
However Sigourney Weaver when she's the Gatekeeper in that orange silk thing....


mmmm.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# True...
...plus she's nice and tall as well. Nyum nyum... ;)
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Tall women are shit.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# This
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:41, archived)
# IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE A GOD...
Brilliant JJ! I love these Sequential Art/Movie crossovers (especially when its my idea).

I would suggest ebaying it, but from watching your auctions the money seems to be in a different area (art for the discerning gentleman).
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Yes.
The filth sells better.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# True.
Nobody buys low-res kittin animations.
(, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# YAY!
My Suggestion!

One Loves JJ! Thanks!

Also... Woo! heheh.
(, Thu 26 Oct 2006, 12:25, archived)

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