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# oranges can be so crude,
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And yes, that one is meant to be goatse-ing.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# its an Orange party!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# eww
he's got an arse like a blood orange!
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6557634 =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# how wierd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# The man from Del Monte, he say
Eat lead, muthafucka!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# they are not the only fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# womenincomfortableshoestastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Issa sad kittin innit
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Cry tears for the kittin!
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# it is a t-shirt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# It is! Haha, how rare.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# sad kitty needs some fun things to do!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Perhaps they Could Music Afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Trampolens is not fir dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
#
YAY for fluff

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Absolutely not!
They're for tramps.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# oooohh crap..thats funny man
tea on beard moment..
am i a tramp?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# tramps don't drink tea
only teh booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Ha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Kung-fu kitty
has just kicked stupid-boy's ass...

Kitty vs Child in the battle of Trampoline...
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
I had not noticed that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# :(
:(
:(
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# :-(
*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *gives kiss of life*
*gets carried away*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# *hits on both heads with hairbrush*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:19, archived)
# It's just Tryin' to Manipulate you....
I Saw it I Saw it...
It's got Tweetie-Pie in its Mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# cats don't cry.
they are trying to convince you in giving them foodstuffs. those cheating bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# at last he's come out of the closet
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Response so far...
Who is it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I second the sentiments of the miniature writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# all can be revealed
here
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I've literally JUST figured that out...
Cheers =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ME TOO.
ITS BAD. UNLIKE CAPS LOCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# This didn't turn out as well as I wanted.
Might fix it some other time..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# well, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# thanks..
I had such high hopes for the source image.

It's saved, layered, and destined for greater things though. :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# make it so
the return of the son of the giant dancing cats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# this gives me the suddering fear
but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# The twin meow-ers?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# well, at least they took care of those killer cars

/python blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# It works for me...
Woo to you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hummus-Lite™ today...
Gnn! Need inspiration! In the meantime, the trusty standard cat 'Shop will have to suffice:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# aw bless.
is she watching a car chase on the telly as welll? :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# TWAT!
She's pouring tea for the Queen of the Fairies.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# haha
sorry, my mistake :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# is she pretending she's driving a car as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# HA-DO-KEN!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Ah, look at her ickle tutu.
Hang on... that's a Tom!

EDIT: How rude! Woo - and are you well, good Doctor?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I am well.
Igor has baked crumpets for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Splendid! Crumpets - best of all the holey bread things.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# My Boo eats them raw X-P
Blech. Crispy and buttery please. Nyumnyumnyum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Yeah, what she said ^
*adopts threatening stance*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *also adopts stance*
*wonders why every time she does this people look at her like she's some kind of cute, lame kittin.*




*Unleashes destruction*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# *Adopts Cute Lame Kitten*
*Kitten Adopts Stance*
Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# *kittin dies amongst unleashed destruction*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *loves the kittin back to life and helf and all that stuff*
*kills hubare in the face for trying to make me feel guilty*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# "And all the Kings Social Workers...
The Gurkhas and The Cops Somehow...
Couldn't Love you back to life again Now!..."

*Ahem* Carter USM
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# *adopts spenface*
*realises mistake*

*releases back into the wild*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# *Slinks off into Natural Habitat, Rustling Neck Feathers to ward off further attacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *kills for sport*
*empties*
*stuffs with pot pourri*



*admires*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *empties* - pffft!
"I say old bean - I've just shot this pheasant. Could you empty it for me please?"


Please note: I'm not laughing AT you , I'm laughing in glee at the thought of emptying an animal =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# That''s how it works, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *Stands on Shelf... Forever.. with Glazed, Dead Glass Eyes*

Happy Now? I Was endangered y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Yes but now you're safe.
BRB, restart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Well at least you'll be safe on that shelf.


EDIT: Gah, Captain Wow's pissed on my mind! She really should treat her crew better than that...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# You love it
You REVEL in it
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Mmm, revels.
Gah, it's an orange one!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# too fucking right
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# BABY
*steals cat, loves cat, runs away*

Harrumph, I miss owning puddytats.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Do you want my cat? He's a complete spacktard...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# I do, I do I do
But we're not allowed the petses. Thbpbpbpb.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Ha, you spell raspberries like Calvin & Hobbes!
I love you more and more each day =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# :D Why thanking you please muchly-ta!
I grew up with C+H, my mum loves them. When I eventually am allowed pusses or own my own house I shall have a slightly sly one called Hobbes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# You wouldn't like my cat, he's not even remotely sly.
He wouldn't know sly if he was bitten on the arse by a particularly sneaky fox.

He wouldn't know sly if he was best friends with Sylvester Stallone.

He wouldn't know sly if he was IN the Family Stone.

He's just a dickhead.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I like dickhead cats though
Because they always like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# I know a cat
JUST like this...

*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! teh deathbee is teh fluffeh, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
awww
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# How unfortunate...


Afterning's everyone - been a bit busy working this week. Are we all well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Welcome to Shorpe?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# pfft
by the way, are you my brother in law? for he is nick the greek. (there can be only one)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Doesn't look like it.
I only have one brother in law and he's younger than you.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# You mean RIS?
You can tell it's newbie Tuesday. *looks at L plate* Goddamnit!
(Spluff McDuff You Love It. You Slag!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# class
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# *nods*
Woo!

IT'S COLD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# 'nings Cap'n!
*squeezes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *be's squozed*
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Hows yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# I'm grand, ta.
Busy learning LOADS of songs for a gig on the 14th of December, and busy at work - but grand!

How's life in Faeland?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Ugh
I have to sing tonight (wrote lyrixcs for our first track, and so I have to sing them in front of the band now) - hope I can learn to play and sing simultaneously.

And we're recording on Thurs...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Oof. I can't sing and play at the same time*
Recording? How exciting - are you going to post some stuff?


*and play at the same time.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# It'll be on the myspace, I believe
I don't know, that's too technical for my female brain to comprehend.

*shakes* don't....want....to....sing.

I used to sing in public a lot, blues and stuff like that but I always get very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah - I've never sung in public...
Hope it goes well - and I'm looking forward to hearing some stuff!

Will it be on your myspace, or have the band got a page too?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# We have a page
If you go to my myspace it's linked under the name fathoms on my friends, with a picture of a fit as fuck dready bloke (my manwife) or you can just grab the url from my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *adds to friends*
That page is a bit hard to read unless you highlight all the text...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Is it?
Well fuck it, I don't care. Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# That'll do me =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# that's no lie
*freezes bollocks off*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *walks to work*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# HOW RUDE! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# CUNT?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Try picking up girls with a line other than
'I HAD A WASH TODAY...' then
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# i've been better...
but i'm allright otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)
# That's okay then - alright is better than terrible...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)
# If
Typhoo put the tea in Britain, who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe? We will never know.

Sickipedia?
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# nice to see some cunt on the board.
I have a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Sorry to hear that.
Hope you feel better soon - try necking a shitload of vitamin C tablets. It works for me!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# necking tablets?
yes, sounds like an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Theres a cunt in scunthorpe.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# And his name
is Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Hmmm...'Working'?
Doesn't sound much fun to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# It's shocking, isn't it - don't they know who I am?
...and how busy I am with proper stuff, like b3ta, and downloading guitar tabs, and finding mp3s?

Meh.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
# If God had Wanted you to Work....
He wouldn't have provided internet surely?

(That's my Get Out)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
nice one sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Welcome to . . . RIS?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Afternings, Dave!
How's thee?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)
# HOOPERS?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Soz guys, I'm not going frontal :D

I'd like to thank all the hummus, and may it continue to be flowing like the spunk on a 4 year old under my stairs....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# yay to that
and boo to the peedofilia
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# ^
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# It's not paedophilia...
...if you make them call you Daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I've heard that
It was on the NSPCC site...

*could be a horrible lie*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# thankya :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# but . . . but . . . she's not nekkid!?
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# she is under the dress!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Phwwwoooar!
EWWW! so are you!

*bokes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Not true! I have my frilly panties on
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# but . . . but . . . under them . . .
*bokes again*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I am wearing 46 pairs of pance today!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# I am wearing 53!
I am winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# and she's not a squirrel either Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Bah!
Be a squirrel, woman!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# this is where the power of the imagination comes into it's prime.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
*warms up hand*

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# Nudie Stick Man!
Congrats-U-Lotions
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# thanks to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# woo! Congrats Jec
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# *automated thankyou responce*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# yayness
and congratsness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# *automated zombie thankyou responce*
mmmrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Lordy!
5K! Your all gay!

Congrats, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# he's also looking more thalidomide than normal!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# *automated thankyou responce*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# was that your missus you posted yesterday?
she's dead FAT!

*edit* congratumalations.... celebrations
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
which pic was that?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# was a boy touching her belly.... (hence the fat bit)
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# oh aye, forgot about that
she had a decent rack too, in fairness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# i didn't want to say...
actions speak louder than words
*NICE RACK*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# congratulitications
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# *automated thankyou responce*
cool name btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# monstrinho.. bit?
or smooth... bit?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Yay!!
Well done matey! I'm sure there's much more to come.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# most probs
I'm full of shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# Woo!
Well done Jeccy! It's been emotional!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)
# It sure has
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Congrats
but there should be nekkidness
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# Congranola!
BAR~!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
'Grats sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)
# congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Weehoooow!
congrats on your big round woman number!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Run, Invisible Man!
RUN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# nicely done there
have a woo from me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hurrah!
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# 'e'll never make it to zee border!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# He's got the Pace...
He could win the 100m...
But who would believe him?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ooohhhh
i like ver' much...
did you cover over the footsteps or add them on...?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I shopped in a running man
then made him invisible.


(added on)
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# ver' nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)
# reminds me of that story from the bible
god and a man are walking along a beach

the man says "whenever it's been hard going i've looked back and seen only one set of footsteps in the sand, i thought you were meant to walk with me."

god replies "ahhhh, but the one set of footsteps meant i was carrying you"

"no, i distictly remember having to slog along all by myself, you lying git.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# nicely.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)
# I like this
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)
# punpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpun!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
it looks like er..... forgets the name of the Megadrive caveman game.......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Chuck rock?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yay!
thats the fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# i remember i had the sequal for my old sega master system II
Chuck rock II: son of chuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# haha I remembered Chuck Rock being ace, until i played it on an emulator recently
It hasn't aged well.

Unlike Turrican, which is still bloody ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ooh
a small spot of pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# haha
this looks like an old game I used to play
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
you are an unrelenting fountain of punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I like it lots
woo to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# The modern stone age
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# yays!
and thanks again for yesterdays vengeful pig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Ooohhh....
A fly agaric.
I wouldn't just leave that by the roadside.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# WHITE COCK!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Did someone mention Dennis Hopper....
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Watch out!
He's about to pounce!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# step back!
this could blow at ANY SECOND!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# arrrggghh
*hides in bunker made out of empty McCoys packets*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Step back
Get away, give a brother some room - you got to all turn me up when the beat goes BOOM.

(7 points)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)
# "come back when you're serious! This kid doesn't look old enough to cross the street!"
anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# yes I did
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# shakeytiem?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# that's well freaky
PS 6 posts to go...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *HAX0RZ INTO JECCY'S POOTA*
*DELETES ALL OF TEH POSTAGE!*
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Noooooooz!
*been l33t3d*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I hope you're going full-frontal!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# am I fuck lol
playing safe :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# That clown sure has a purty mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# you can't skullfuck a clown
no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# shakey you say...
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# lovely expression
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# inspired by Bob's 80s sex face image below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# hehe
i bet he does fwap to pics of himself as well..
woo.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Is that not how everyone does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# nah i preferred murdoch
:-p
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Yes.. he was 'Howling Mad'
..and as it cleverly states in the DVD box Set he had Mood swings from 'Crazy to Insane'
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# i once sailed out to sea sea sea..........
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# to see what i could...
.




rape..
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Face-inating
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# arf
excellent face-age

I wondered how many people would get that my pic was Devon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# are you kidding?!!11elevenandafuckingHALF!1
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# oh good grief
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# His eyes are moving!
Or is that just me? No... they are.... no wait it can't be it's a jpeg.... but.... no! Stop it. I think I should get some sleep.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# you should stop wanking over it at least
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# that explains every episode of the A Team EVAR
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# i are confuzzled.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# You are Lee and Herring
And I Claim My Lessons In Abbreviating.


Does Face eat pie pie pie pie?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
# A noticed some flippancy in regards to racism further down this board,
so i compiled this Cartumentary (Cartoon documentary) highlighting the very real dangers of racism.


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# indeed...I may have needed to have seen this before making that;
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# when I was in China a while ago
I was in a bar in a city in the centre of the country. They brought us a big bowl of peanuts and some chopsticks and sat around laughing at us trying to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# fuck that I would have just used my fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Hahahaha....
Fingers? That's too slow for you! *passes nosebag*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# I have a baseball glove on
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# same here
they must have been pulling his pilsner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# yeah
"hahah look at the stupid English man trying to eat peanuts with chopsticks! Why he not use fingers like everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# He wasn't in the "Golden Phoenix", and it was Ant and Dec supplying the nuts?
.




/Phoenix Nights
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# i'd have used the chop sticks
coz i have all of teh skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# After three long trips to China
so do I now
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I could've used them.....
....I've seen "Big Trouble in Little China" 4 times.

Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I love that film
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Same here
And I meant 4 times last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# It's all in the reflexes!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Naughty!
Pray to Thor you don't get your arse kicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
I did always wonder how a nation that could invent tea, gunpowder and empires while we were pretty much still in mudhuts failed to come up with something better to eat with than two twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
this was my point exactly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# what's annoying is the way
that they're so good with them! I used to go out with a Chinese lass, and it was always faintly amusing to see her trying to eat with a knife and fork... food everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)
# very economic
good if you lose your silverware in the wilderness, far from home
fights alzheimers
very compact
good for the military
good for the poor
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# silverware?
get you!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# what do you call it?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# if our chum Hanke resides in the US of A
then silverware is what it's called.

EDIT: ahh Pennsylvania! I've been there a couple of times :)

American term: Silverware
UK term: cutlery
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# I see. My world is a little larger.
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)
# you can
eat one handed with chopsticks though leaving the other hand free to do something useful like read a book, or hit f5.that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Really?
And it takes you two hands to eat with a fork? Christ mate, buy it from a cookware shop, not a garden centre. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# you're so sharp
you don't need a knife
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# I'm not allowed knives...
I only eat food that can be shovelled in with one item of cutlery. Mainly sketti hoops, and tins of cold rice pudding. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Oh God
*craves cold rice pudding like heroin*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# you can only eat stuff with chopsticks you could eat with just a fork.
I'd like to see someone eat a steak with chopsticks.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# how to eat steak with chopsticks:
1. Spear steak with chopstick to hold steady on plate.

2. Take other chopstick, insert end-on, almost all the way through steak.

3. Remove first chopstick.

4. Eat Meat lollipop. (not an innuendo)
(dieselmonkey, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# Don't forget printing and ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# If you eat
the food ni the proper Chinese way of lifting the bowl up, then it's really quick. You basically shovel it into your face. Trying to get it from the table to your mouth is not as easy.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# China is vastly larger than the UK
and it had irt's imperialist ambitions long before England did, it was mostly land based expansion to the west, and south into viet nam, as opposed to England's later land grabs which were based more on naval dominance.

Even before expansion, but more so after, China had a huge landmass, with a huge and almost entirely rural population. Realistically, the amount of smtihing and metalwork required to provide metal utensils would be wildly impractical, when an efficient and cheaply available alternative has been available for millenia. Bear in mind that chopsticks suit the food (rather than english curry shop versions which are heavier on rice and meats), and that they were in use while most european peasnats would have ate with their hanbds - mass produced metal cutlery is a relatively recent privelege, and woudl have been the preserve of the wealthy for a long time.

Methinks you're being jingoistic rather than realistic. Also, what will you do if you ever visit China or Asia for travel or work - tell them off?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)
# UK or England
Surely two different entities?
(Beatfienduk wonders if we're there yet?., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# so what you are saying, is all racists should commit suicide.
Not a bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# not even racists.... just those who use racist language... even if unintensional!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I HATE
100 metres and 200 metres(they're idle layabouts)
and 1500 metres(taking all our miles)
and 15 kms(trying to run our country)
Defend our native egg and spoons
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)
# WHAT ABOUT THE KOSOVOGENARIANS!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Not very PC :-)
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
#
/looks at floor...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)
# That makes me get the
Sniffles
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# .
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Yay for
USB cat cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# You are not the real adamj
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# :)
.
(AdamJ Just another pom, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Laughing at ya!


She's a Purdy....
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Cleopatra!
laughing at ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Fuck me!
That's what I wake up next to everyday!

/ugly missus blog.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# your wife was here saying the same thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# hahahaha!
Now I know you're lying...her face is too fucked up to talk. She looks like she went ramraiding on a scooter. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# good heavens
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Apologies in advance for this pun....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# HAHAHA......
Thats a great super power!

(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# hahahahahahah
'ning you mong
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# 'Ning Pickle!
How they swinging?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# long, loose and full of juice.
yourself ?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Tight, red and shiny....
I am mainly suffering from cricket ball bollocks today...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# oof! Have they got stitching in them too?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Not yet...
But I do keep buffing them against my thigh :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Tampering with the ball(s)?! REF! (or umpire, whatever it is)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Howzat then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# oh god lol!!!!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
oops
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# ha ha!!
but will his poo sink or float?

/brainiacs
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# that is no way to talk about Richard Hammond
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# :D
brilly-unt
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# What did you do with your cold?
*suspiciouses*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# fantastic!
*clicky*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha
i nearly choked on the banana I was eating (true)

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# psst
www.b3ta.com/board/6557219
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha!
ERIC... IS... dead.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 11:05, archived)
# I'm not sure if this ad campaign made it outside of London, but here goes...
www.thinkisrael.com
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Jew is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Errr, not quite what I was trying to say.
But the girl looks just like the lass from Species. Natasha Henstridge or whatever... and she's got *really* scary eyes
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# LISTEN HERE SUGAR TITS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# You are Mel Gibson.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# anti-semite!
*hits with bowling ball*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# No, sir. Anti-Zionist certainly, but not the other thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# that's alright, i was just doing the big lebowski bit

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# ooopsy! haven't seen it. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# BLASPHEMER
watch it immediately
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# *gets the fear*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# She is alien
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# You can upload your pic to this site...
http://kramerisracist.com/

And Kramer will call you the nword... ha.

(Jolly Xmas Jew Lick my silver bells., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# what.....
nonce?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# sense?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# THAT MAKES A NONSENSE!
^^THIS IS A NONSENSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Im sorry,
its a seamy, bandwagony, unoriginal picture, but I am off work and very bored. Oh and its microsoft paint because I'm using my laptop.


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# BOOM!
HEADSHOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# like I can be arsed,
although anyone else can feel free to. As long as I get credited in tiny writing at the bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# fine, stay bored then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# yiff
www.squirrelswithtits.com
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:26, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# YIFF!
1. Yiff
2. Yiff
3. Yiff
4. ...? Oh that's right - Yiff!
5. Profit (and a whole bunch of protein stains...)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# I wasn't going to have breakfast
but now I will. Curse you!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Why would you consider missing breakfast?!
You'll die of starvingness!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# because I only just got up
and lunch is just round the corner
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:20, archived)
# woo nice one sir
I too also want toast now

:P
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# C'mere ya big lump of bread product wholesomeness
*spreads with butter*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I want
birdseye potato waffles™
(because they're waffley versatile)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# early lunch today, i think
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Waffle butties
and brown sauce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# cor! I haven't had a waffle buttie for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# They're bloody braw aren't they?
I think I know what I'm having for lunchtiem :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# i'm gonna have some when I get home this evening.
With cheese in too. GOD I'M HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# that was uncalled for (Droog)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Wha ...?
:'(

edit: ah, sorreh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# cuck-coo!
i just bought
a sausage and cheesy bean pastie
6 mince pies (which i've shared)
and a piri piri chicken roll

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:21, archived)
# *tummy rumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:22, archived)
# CAD!!
That sounds ace :) I may have to nick your lunch
Yesterday I had not one, but TWO cheese and onion pasties and a jam dohnut.
T'was braw
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Thanks for making me even hungrier :(
(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Do they kill the giant Toast Monster at the end by crossing the beams,
and it lands on the street butter-side down?

PS

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Great stuff
love toast
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# woo you gonna call?
TOASTBUSTERS!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# mmmm toasty
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I am English.
Therefore I like my toast done on just one side. You can hear it in my accent when I talk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:14, archived)
# that's a neato!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:15, archived)
# what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:24, archived)
# so my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:25, archived)
# yay
*whispers* bet you start a bandwagon with that....
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:16, archived)
# i sincerely hope not
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# longest drawn out pun evvah..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:03, archived)
# pearoast?
you'll knock all these great mccartney entries off the boa...

oh. carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# yes but why though?
I know I'm very very sad..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:06, archived)
# someone else made an animated one
unless it was you

did you see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# nope..
was that yesterday??
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# i think so
but i have a strange concept of time

I'll have a look for it.


edit: here it is:

www.b3ta.com/board/6554761
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:09, archived)
# found it
www.b3ta.com/board/6554761
was after I'd gone home and way better than mine.. I take ages over animations..need better software.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:12, archived)
# mmm
making me hungry.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I would show this to vegelesbians.
for no reason whatsoever.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# they would approve of it
as I do.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:18, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# yay
badum tish.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# oh gawd
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)
# 's very, very old
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:27, archived)
# deja vu?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:07, archived)
# vegetarian marketing campaign
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:08, archived)
# that's how they make pigs isn't it?
all that meat gets sucked in, and pigs fire out?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:10, archived)
# ^ this!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 11:11, archived)

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