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[challenge entry] The Panto With No Name...
(plankton, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# needs more seams
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Just two more seams should do it.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I thought the cardboard cutout
Krankies would be enough for you - real-life seams
(plankton, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# don't tell me
you've got real-life cardboard Krankies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# He just might you know
that would make you the strangest person on here*








*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# That would be great...
Stand it in your living room.. Guaranteed to frighten Burglers...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I might have.
There might also be a shrine to Leslie Crowther in my house as well.
(plankton, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# i have a real-life cardboard guy from the pimm's adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# I have Optimus Prime and Megatron
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Pffft!
I like Dobbin
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I saw this a couple opf weeks ago
It's an image used to advertise an episode of question time with David Dimbleby, featuring DCameron and DDavis.; Now is it just me... Or does dimbleby look like the intermediate phase of Cameron morphing into Davis?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Cameron is a cheese eating twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# "Cameron is a cheese eating twunt."
I'm afraid you're wrong. He's actually made entirely OF cheese.

Easy mistake to make tho :)
(No6, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Cannibalism!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I'm afraid you're wrong
it's though not tho

easy mistake to make though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Muhahaha! Aphex the pedant nazi.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# *clicks heel*
*nazi salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# 1001 apologies
:(
(No6, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I would not have apologised, just simply hide for 30 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I'd have just edited it and acted innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Hmmm interesting theory.....
...
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# top tip
Done!

:)
(No6, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# www.yourallgay.com
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# "your" all gay
it's you're not your

easy mistake to make

(No6, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# you just made a terrible error.
www.yourallgay.com

easy mistake to make
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# oooohhhhhh.... thilly billy
www.yourallgay.com
has sound so don't click at work... SFW
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# WHAMMO! #2 :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# :(
i now plan to post quickly to every post and edit afterward with a witty comment!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ...
...
...
...
...
It's still bad grammar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I knew it was something like that the cheesy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# so what your essentially saying is...
Cameron is the moon?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# "Cameron is the moon?"
I think you're onto something.

Is he the moon or merely a space cadet?
(No6, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# tim robbins on the right
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# after a car accident, and lots of surgery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Animate it happening!
Now!


please?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I have not
got that level of ability at the moment.

Would if i could though. Alas.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# just you.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Looks more like...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Are you free?
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# No.
But I am cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:45, archived)
# davis is more of the intermediary IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# *doesn't exist*
*wanders into Aphex's house and steals all his things*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:35, archived)
# ha ha ha the jokes on you
i'm very poor and don't have things!


aw
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] all those boys and so many pockets to pick
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"
(hulkster, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Should there be two images?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# ?
no, i'm not sure why theres a little box next to my picture, must to do with the code. think i've worked it out.
(hulkster, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# What's That Coming Over The Hill? Is It A Munster?
meh

Sorry about the piccy dimensions, it was too gorgeous to crop anymore of that landscape.

/wishes he was on holidays blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Cheeeeeeese
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Oh no - that tune is gonna be stuck in my head now!
Lully picture tho!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# buhhhh de de buhhhhh de de
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# *groan*
hehe - I went to see the automatic a few weeks ago
I was expecting nothing, but they were quite good
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Looks a little like this old cheese :o) Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I love that picture

have another woo for it
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Fank you
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# That tomato is smiling at me
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:26, archived)
# (e)dam you for that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# that'll brie the beginning of a cheese pun thread then
:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# what you gorgonzola do about it?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I'm not telling you
but you'd cheddar watch your back
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# oh
I camembert it..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# this could go on
tilsiter day
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# these puns are driving me emmental!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:23, archived)
# oh cheese-us!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# you'd feta believe it
:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:25, archived)
# that's a quite a gouda one
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# seems we've got
stilton sof ideas
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Don't stop, this roules!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I'm going out on a lim(burger) with this one
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:29, archived)
# oi!
dont parm(esan) your rusty old cheese puns off on us!
feck off!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# feck off yerself!
before i pecorino!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:34, archived)
# i love your comedic Kraft!
/run out of proper cheese blog!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# me to, but well done for that one :¬)
*(port-)saluts*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ARSE!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# mwahahahahah
/Frasier Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# oh god.... i camembert it any longer!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I was working on a Leerdammer joke, but have so far failed...
Edit: just in case you are looking for a pun in here, there ain't one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# i have just eaten some cheese
it's called 'red hot dutch'
no lie.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Does everyone on this board know my personal info?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] You are all probably sick of her after last week but
(generic hybrid, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# I hate this woman so much, she should be made to eat glass!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Congrats on the random quote in your board_stats entry, Sir!
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I'm on the stats board!
YAY!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# ha!
hoorays!
*edit* in other news Caption_Wow has not life.....! seriously!


*edit2* going on the assumption she's on here 12 hours a day, 7 days a week... she posts every 21 seconds on average!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# GAH! I can;t believe that mine has been been picked at random
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Haha stitch up!
Bless...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Hey, she does loads of good work for charity!
*sniggers lightly to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# she speaks very highly of you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Through her anus
Haha
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# A very simple drawing of Story Of The Year

my site lives here XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
did you get bored doing that one, or run out of paints? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ugh
got a bit bored with all teh coloring to tell the truth. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I know the feeling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# So what is the story of the year?
is that Take That?
Is it about them reforming?

Woo!

I like Take That!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Take That and Party!
*lulu's*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# You gotta be strong enough to walk on through the night!
There's a new day on the other side!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# I LIKE IT
i hate this, i have to use caps for an app i use, but i keep forgetting it's on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# heheh
have a candy cane...*holds out candy cane*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Cats get old too.... It's a sign of the times.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# UNLEASH THE PIES!
also woo... and big ALL KINDS OF BIG*... and fluffeh... and LOVERLY FLOOOORING!

*people have died for less! me included
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Where is JJ?
I haven't seen any this week...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# oh yeah....
dunno
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# He said he would be back in 2 weeks or so
That was a week ago
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# nice floorboards
/renovating house blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Is that your cat?
2 types of cat:

1) Cats who let you rub their bellys
2) Cats who will destroy the skin on your hand/arm for trying
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I have three cats, but that is not one of them...
:o)

The youngest cat is very passive, the middle cat is a lady and very much so, I would never touch her belly, the oldest is a physco and he's belly is truely his own affair!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
# 3 cats is just greedy
*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Awwwww
I want a kitten now
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Last boxing day this scraggy little thing arrived on my door step...
She now lives with me and i a real cutey, I'll find a pic. Hold on.

And being really cutes

Oh Noes...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Kittin!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# arf!

arhhh he looks like my old mog...
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Pantso panto
(Bum Gravy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# love the quote :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I see Jade goody (post leaving the BB house) as
"that borderline boiler from ASDA who I'd shag,
but only because she'll let me do her in the wrong 'un"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Haha!
Would you do her mum too?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# post MAJOR FUCKING SURGERY.... not sure....
prolly not... simply cause she wont be able to tickle my balls and stick a finger up my arse!
*edit* www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23370156-details/Jade's+mum's+astonishing+makeover/article.do
nahhh!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# She gives me teh fear
:o(
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I think she's got a pretty smile.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# I agree... mainly because when she is smiling, she's not talking
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I think she's a munter
Kate was much better looking
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha!!!!
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# *burns Shirley Bassey*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# i thought that might be a welsh thing
for a moment

(I'M WELSH MYSELF)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Oi!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# i think he mis-read it as "SHEEPING BEAUTY!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I'll sheep your beauty in a minute if you're not careful boyo.....or something
In other news, I just saw a list of employee names at my works
and not only do we have a 'Catherine von Klitzing' closely followed by a 'Timothy Wang',
but also a new recruit called 'Stefanie de Cock'!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# where in the hell do you work?
Mo's Tavern?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# I was laughing at your nickname
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# We have a Mr. Wang (no offense) too
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# It's as much about the Timothy
like Claypole. Wouldn't have worked if he was called Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Ours is called Richie
However, the caddyshack reference alone is good enough for me - I have to restrain myself from adding 'no offense' every time I say his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# You'll be reduced to an insane blabbering maniac
Mind broken as the dark child of the stars rends you limb from limb for that!
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Hehehe
I just re-read that book
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# yay cthulhu
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# that's very good.
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# and next:
hentai tentacle porn, starring Shub-Niggurath and Yog-Sothoth.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# How do you know Shub-Niggurath has tentacles?
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# from last night
shape-shifting bitch...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I get this gag
And my name is a joke about an rpg...
Yet I also have children, how does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:11, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# OMG TEH FEAR!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!!oneone!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# OMG!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
THE FEAR!
(LordMORD kennt kein Pardon, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:53, archived)
# roast a pig ill be home for xmas
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# is that you Dr D?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
#
mmmm hot dog!
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# pearoast, maybe nsfw AND ris

The triple whammy!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# and he said 'roast a pig'
burn the heretic ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I thought that was his confused admittance to it being a repost
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# hes right you know
it was , but what is a RIS and NSFWSWSKJF ?
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# ris means I don't understand
(it relates to an old B3ta post)

and NSFW means it is Not Safe For viewing at Work and therefore should be linked instead.
(check the FAQ on nudity and stuff - even if it is a fake schlong its a bit near the knuckle as it were, for some.)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# i was going to link to the dictionary at 4rthur.com
but its borked!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# oops sorry
yes this is NSFW

but RIS, come on, theres not much to understand = seinfelds George - penis out or is it ? fake , yes - and then a piece of cheese falls out the bag and boom.. there goes the neighbourhood
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 3:16, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Cor!
Definitely ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Linky link link
please?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ^^^
This.
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# i agree, mainly as i've never even seen it!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Truest true...
Whine Voice and Slap-Bass to Punctuate the Jokes [Insert laugh here]

Do like Curb your Enthusiasm though
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha.... jews are funny...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# That slap-bass
is the reason I never got through more than half of one episode of Seinfeld.

Any show that needs a prompt to tell you when something funny's just happened isn't worth seeing.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Without the slap bass
how would people know it was a comedy?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I refer you to the honorable gentlemans
comment forthwith;

"Any show that needs a prompt to tell you when something funny's just happened isn't worth seeing."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Don't forget the fact
that it also needed to telegraph the joke before they made it and, often enough grind it in afterwards just in case you missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Agrees
BIG TIME!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# it was the best sitcom around when it was aired
it deserved more than it's late night C4 slot
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# I agree`
I've also pre-ordered a Wii.... I think the pair of us might end up being exiled... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# are you feeling ok?!
Kramer and Costansa were kind of funny, but Jerry Seinfeld has to be the most unfunny man on the planet. I really don't understand why people found him funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Totally agree
He trades on the "it's funny because it's true" type of "humor".

Well, you going shopping, Mr Seinfeld, isn't necessarily hilarious, even if it is true.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# hes wrong you know
Seinfeld is only shit if you are a gentile infidel.

apart from that, i love it.. all those Jewish-American jokes, keep me and my touchous laughing all the way to Israel
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Interestingly enough
I'm neither American nor Jewish

and that smug stand-up that vaguely relates to the events of the episode just makes me want to cave in the cunt's head with a spade.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hahahaha *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I watched my first ever Family Guy last night
and fell off the sofa laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# isn't it great :)
did you watch the double bill?

i loved it when they dumped louis in the river
and then couldn't stop laughing
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# I didn't realise there were 2 on until I was elbow deep in dishwater (I don't do cooking)
but the bit with the old queen where it turns into a musical scene from Little Shop of Horrors
frame for frame! was surreal in the extreme
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Family Guy is pretty funny
South Park has my heart though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# so
that makes you an anti-semite , tsk tsk.. how can you not like Seinfeld, if you dont, you obviously are an anti-semite
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
Yes I hate Jews, you've found me out.

Now fuck off and eat a bagel or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# im reporting you
to the Seinfeld corporation of America.. and they will put a fork in your ass and hang you upside down -

well maybe 50 years AGO!
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Don't interrupt the white man
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ^^this this this this^^
but I hate it slightly less then I hate everybody loves raymond

as demonstrated by my now defunct project

www.everybodylovesraymondisfuckingshit.com/

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# What's a Seinfeld?
Is it some sort of wireless programme?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# its a nuclear powerstaion
they call it windscale now
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I ENVY YOU
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Razorlight.

my site lives here XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# i know these fellas
jonny's cousin is called edd and edd is so silly.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Ooooooh.
Get you ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# really...?
you know them personally or know Jonny's cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# met them all at reading
they all seemed very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahah
that's cool.

wasn't reading where Brendon Urie got hit wth a bottle...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# As apposed to hitting the bottle....
?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# yepp.
that was sad though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# I wouldnt go admitting that in public
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# You do?
Can you introduce the lead singer to the difference between girls' t shirts and boys' t shirts?

;-) ta
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# he wears t shirts??
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Aye, but you really need cleavage to pull his ones off.
i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/razorlightPA091006_243x164.jpg

Far left.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahah
oh my gosh, wow.
s145.photobucket.com/albums/r233/Sheckler127/Panic%20at%20the%20Disco/?action=view¤t=1234.jpg
how about this 'un. (The boy in the white glasses)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# *instinctively punches monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:12, archived)
# heheh
don't punch ryan. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:18, archived)
# and punch him in the face for just being a carbon copy of the Boomtown Rats
without ever admitting it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# or for not donating their live8 fee to charity
when they all come from pretty well off families in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# or for just being cunts
no other reason is necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# the whole band just screams out "WANK STAINS"
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# that would be
a significant improvement on their new album
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# did they not?
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# the singer out of razorlight gives me RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
#
RAGE pot noodle horn
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# punch him
who needs lyrics when you can just make stupid shit up?
(MartinLee, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# or Shaving Light as I like to call them
*guffaws to self*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Arf!
I dont get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# That's dad-joke gold!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# You've made the really ugly meth addict looking one
almost bearable....

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Uhm...
cheers. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Just look at the ugly fecker though,
the one in the middle....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Don't be mean - he has needs too you know.
special needs
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# people are people too!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Yeah, but some people are cunty cunts :)
And ugly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# heheh
true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Great Pic...
Godawful Band ...
Wooo-seph
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no he isn't......
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

kind of a repost... but I wanted to add the cast.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
i can't believe this hasn't had more hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Lionel Blair!
Anointy-nointy!

Nice one,

Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Welcome to the Dorkside
Don't you realise you're going to look stupid waving that Wii Remote about?

(MartinLee, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# anyone else think the Wii is going to bomb?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I think it'll do Nintendo very well indeed
fastest pre-orders Amazons ever seen, literally Wii'ing all over the 360s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# 360 was never going to be the best console
altough I still love mine
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# It'll do well
but I think in 18 months time, the PS3 will be the number 1 again (sigh)...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# i'm quite surprised....
didn't really see it doing well against the PS3 or 360... but whadda i know :-/




PS... Amazon's
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# ?
so can you watch dvd's on the damn thing or what?
(MartinLee, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# why would you want to?
haven't most people already got a DVD player?

if you havent tesaco are doing a value one for £17.99
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:31, archived)
# depends
you see if you want to develop for the PS3 you're gonna have to start from scratch
and it wont be cheap

whereas all those development tools and programs that teams have written for
the gamecube can be used for the Wii
meaning, you can get straight to making games, not tools

everyone thought the PSP would beat the DS
you can never tell in the games industry
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha I love it how you are pretty much the sole voice of the Wii on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# He is right
Allot of next-gen game makers have already boycotted the PS3 because it will cost a fuckload more than it should to make games for it.

Also, it will rawk.
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# the Wii isn't even a next gen console. It's virtually a side-step from the Game Cube.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# This is a dirty lie
Dont be fooled by the shit looks of the new Zelda game, awesome it may be, but the graphics were actually designed for the cube. The raw power is yet to be unleashed
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:59, archived)
# The power of the Wii is officially 10% that of the 360
seriously, this is fact. That said, its more powerful than the PS2 which is still fucking awesome - kingdom hearts 2 is incredible - so I wouldn't worry tooooooo much (but its an easy target for Next Gen owners)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# yes but tha's graphics
and there is only so many times i can play the same game
over and over just because it's been polished a bit harder

i want NEW games, and NEW ways of playing
not just shinier first person shooters
although, i still want them too

it's just don't judge things by graphics
i now point your attention to Rise of the Robots :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Wii has neither ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes
Actually all you fuckbuckets, head over to www.5punk.co.uk if you want to hear the official voice of the b3ta gaming communities voice on the matter
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# its processing power, graphics, etc
so you'll run in to trouble with stuff like physics simulation and various other gameplay related bits too.

My only concern with the Wii is that the controller will make it difficult to play more established game styles, i.e. a standard platform. You don't want to always be flicking your arm in the air whenever you need to jump.

I'm, yet to actually play on one, so I'll reserve judgement, but most things to me point to it being a secondary console that you have next to your PS3 or 360 for the "proper" gaming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# There is a 'normal' controller for it too....
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# i just want gaming to change
not to forget it's roots but to accept new ones

not everyone wants to shoot things
not all of us want gaming to have it's 13 year old boy image anymore

i want it to advance, to get to the point where it's accepted by the masses
and then we will start getting games you never thought possible
and it wont just be about leaves on trees you can actually shoot holes through......
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# HOLES IN TREES?!?!
Good god man! This will be the greatest thing in gaming since the vending machine that actualy gave out cans!
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:17, archived)
# but the Wii is clearly aimed at the younger end of the video game market
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:20, archived)
# ha ha!
don't tell anyone i've pre-ordered a PS3 then!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:53, archived)
# But games aren't written on a magical console making device
they're all done on PC then converted to XBox, PS or Nintendo device. While the Sony dev kit has always born the brunt of the abuse in games studios it is actually the Nintendo stuff that is a nightmare to produce for due to the big N's ridiculously high charges and exclusivity.

PS3 isn't starting from scratch at all, its a PS1 and PS2 at core, and I think you'll probably see that as a load of third rate cheapo early titles will just be PS2 games with the extra texture passes thrown in and Anti aliasing switched on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Also, will GTA IV be coming out on the Wii? Nope.
That fact alone would make me get a PS3.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:58, archived)
# no no no
it can't even run PS1 games at the moment
they're waiting for a patch to amend this

it also cannot up or downscale resolutions
so if you have a 720hd telly and you play a 1080hd game
it will be shown in 480 (normal tv res)

and the PS3s Cell chip is manufactured entirely by SONY
it doesn't run anything like a PC chip

a good quote from Lanning (maker of Abe) is
we want to make a great dish, we have the ingredients
but no pots or pans or even cutlery
instead of making tasty food, everyones busy making saucepans

every next gen game so far is a this gen game with some
graphical tweaks

it will be at least a year untill the 3rd generation games even
start to use the power of the new consoles

as a fact
the best console to own now and for the next year?
it's the PS2
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# This man know
Just cast your mind back to the original PS2 and xbox games. Now they were ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I agree with the PS2 for sure
although I would take it down to 9 months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:05, archived)
# PS2 is still the shiznit
Although I wish they would stop making games that get really choppy on the frame rate.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:08, archived)
# There is no rule saying all the games will require you waving a remote about like a loon
It still has all the usual buttons if making a straightforward port is your bag. Personally i think its only a matter of time before the PS3 makes a remote you can wiggle around like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:02, archived)
# the PS3 one is wireless
so you can loon-wiggle it to your heart's content.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# er, are you not aware of the sixaxis controller?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:10, archived)
# it just feels movement though
once you stop moving it has no effect.
whereas the wii controler not only picks up on movement but also position

and they had to remove the rumble pack to make it work
and it just makes the thing feel too light and airy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Unless they come up with the most incredible game in the world.
A boxing game where you punch the air looking like a care in the community type just aint gonna do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Its called 'Eye Toy'
Me and a bunch of mates were playing the boxing on it and another mate outside thought we were brawling in the living room....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Top Tip:
Don't spend money on a Wii for an extensive catalogue of out of date games, just play them here www.virtualnes.com/ instead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# but you can play mario 64 on it!!!!1!!1!! Including bugs and glitches that weren't even present on the original N64 version!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# who cares
when you're drunk and amongst friends....?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I told you before
I don;t care how drunk you were, you had no right trying to get me to hold that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# you just wasn't waving it about properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
*waves 'Gamecube Mk II' controller around like a spaz*

MMMMMNG!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiii!
*waits for Playstation 3*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# hey, you is a lady!
you're not supposed to play playstation!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Oh no, I don't
but I'm waiting so I can get my computer upgraded in return for the hubbie getting a PS3.

I am rubbish at most games - except the slow girly ones. Even Spyro the Dragon reduces me to tears of impotent rage at my own incompetence.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:48, archived)
# get a gamecube.
buy super smash brothers.
or even better; get a wii and get the NEW smash brothers. it has solid snake in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *flashback to watching the missus play Ty the Tasmanian Tiger*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)
# YOU SHOULD SEE ME PLAY ANY BEATEMUP GAME ONMY PLAYSTATION
/capsspack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# now my shirt...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Not if you attach a decent swordblade to the top of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# *buys*
at least this console is in my budget.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# That has to be the gayest picture of
Darth Vader ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Gayer
than this?

www.joke.co.uk/epages/jokecouk.storefront/EN/Product/2457
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# very
its some guy in a costume
(MartinLee, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:42, archived)
# And now a serious message...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahaaha
/did a little ppfffft out loud (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
#
did you just quit your job?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# yes i did
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# At Da Club?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# oui
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Does that mean well get to see you between the late/early hours?
Prolly best, it was wearing you out. Be an IT consultant and do no work for big bucks instead.
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# she's clearly been eating too much meat
SEE! DO YOU SEE THE WRONGNESS?!!!!
or something like that I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# well, its what people think I said
so why not go along with it.
Maybe I'll stop eating meat myself now and get really shirty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha reminds me of the now outdated joke
Macca: Kids...i've got some good news, and some bad news. The bad news is, your mum is dead. The good news - BACON SARNIES FOR TEA!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Linda McCartney's pies are lovely, if only Paul had got her in the kitchen sooner he'd never have had that whole Wings debacle :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# apparently
alot of her stuff actually had meat in it all along

/rumour monger blog
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# yeah - Paul shoved in cock in every single one of her pies to test them for temperature before packing.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# read that as herpies
google it, it was in the newspapers so it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:55, archived)
# He should've married Jane Asher instead
then he'd've got cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I'm sorry but I'm a red blooded carnivore
I love beef... In fact I think I'm addicted... and lamb, and pork...
No I'm not a fatty either!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I do hope thats a joke too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# what is all this meat talk?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# *Hasn't been reading the anti meat campaign*
/hides
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Oh dear
I love the fact that someone photographed this BEFORE helping her out!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Hahaha must be a professional then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Haha yeah - good point!
I'd have probably done the same tho!
I saw one of these go out of control at Tesco's a few weeks ago and she piled in to a group of people at a cash point. It did make me laugh.

*Edit sorry teacher*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# have
not of
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I think they may have been playing carmageddon before going to Tesco's
*PILEDRIVER BONUS*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Haha!
What a top game that would be!
Old biddy wheelchairmageddon - Squelch!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# My grandad drove his so fast
the glass doors at Waitrose couldn't open quick enough, and he went straight through them
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I hope he nonchalantly went on with his shopping after that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Haha
yeah! Needs some nonchalance there!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# He was so out of it after his stroke he didn't notice
My mum pieced it together after seeing the doors and the glass in the basket mounted on the handlebars
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:46, archived)
# He's just being a cool dude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hehe
they're a menace, those buggies
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Pffft!
If she was that bothered she'd be trying to climb out herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# haha.....
I shouldn't laugh, but I did :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# She's gangsta leaning
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# not only did she fall down the ditch.... she managed to plough through the fence...
... more proof that women shouldn't drive ANYTHING!... EVER!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Nice one :)
The look on her face is great :)

She looks a bit like Magnus Magnusson actually....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# the lazy cow... she should just get up and walk!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# The Angel Of The North
on a cart in a ditch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:42, archived)
# HAHAHAAHAHAHA!HAHAHAAHAHAHA!HAHAHAAHAHAHA!HAHAHAAHAHAHA!
*took me ages to twig that one!*
*edit* i feel this reply is not getting the dues it deserves

*CAMPAIGNS*

^^^THIS!!!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Haha Now I understand!
Arf arf!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:56, archived)
# pfft just spat tea everywhere hahaha
(Darth Penders, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Found this in a manual
I was just browsing through a pdf of an instruction manual to my new video camera. It was a fast flick so of course I was a perturbed by this image of a young girl enjoying cock.
(B3any_pants, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# can you highlight the rude bit?
i'm having difficulties locating the smut
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Look at the fishing line
Vague outline of top of shaft and glans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# oh yeah
sort of


ish



:D

Oi, woman, I said check your mail, you didn't attach the photos
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# And I sent them back to you!
I did I did!

:-( It's not arrived then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# A fishy cock, to boot!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# she is?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# eh?
www.b3ta.com/board/6566458
^this from me too^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Cock!
todger,
rod, even!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# That does take some squinting
to make anything even semi-rude.

Have you seen an optician recently? :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# hmmmm
stick to lurking!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to see this!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# BOOBIES!
nsfw!!!

but nice and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# They are tiny
and have Jolly Jack-style stars over them!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I cannot see the stars!
but i am blind in the eyes!

probably from looking at too many un-covered breasts in my youth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahaha!
Ace!

And you reminded me:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Safe as fuck!
Binatone, Spectrum, Pac-Man, Commodore;

ZX81, Donkey Kong, fucking high score

Tried to push it to the limit, couldnt push it anymore

Want to be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# MYS PRIMES DIRECTIVES IS TOS GOES DOWN TOS THES SHOPS!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:49, archived)
# AND BUYS TENS FAGS
HES OFF TO BUY 10 FAGS, HIS DESTINATION IS THE SHOP

If you ask him, he will do a body pop

Put an electric cable down the eye of his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hhahahahahahahahahhaahahahaaahahhahahahahhahaha
innit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Nice one clart!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 24 Nov 2006, 4:29, archived)
# hhahaha Joe Pasquale would make a BRILLIANT Frankenstein!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# frankenstein's MONSTER
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# *sigh*
That is why Joe Pasquale is Frankenstein's monster not Dr Frankenstein.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# This is clearly a panto based on the book.
Which was of course called, 'Frankenstein'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
that's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woo & Yay lovely lady!
and happy birthdays :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 15:15, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# blood cum!
also. woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# haha
that's high stakes
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Lead them and reap!
woo
(likeajackhammer, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Said the king of the combine harvesters!
ONWARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:24, archived)
# bladow!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# You have a picture for every post!!!!
Stop!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *hammertimes*


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Crikey
I didn't know losing at poker involved such loss of honour!

Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Sketchy sketch sketch
It burns all
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# very
UNhappy toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Haha!
www.b3ta.com/board/6565982
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# I can never be sure if I'm meant to respond to this stuff or not
Still, thats two posts aimed at me in the last 45 minutes, it's nice being popular.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
Respond how you like, you have talent which I do not although congrats on the awesome rant, I read it with some stirring music in the background just for effect.

(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
thats not ranting though, I'm missing what it was people think I said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I wouldn't take any of it personally
At least you got a reaction - maybe you might have swayed a couple of people to try a meat-free existence, who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# huh?
*eats sausage sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:16, archived)
# heheh
sausages are the devils turds!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# soya is the devils butt nuggets

sausages are the lords turds, of heavenly porcine nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I just finished an 8 rasher spectacular
bacon sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# the logistics behind
an 8 rasher must be amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# You need a proper loaf, so you can slice two decent doorstops
that are fitting for a sandwich such as this. Sliced bread is far too weedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Nice
I like to make a triple decker sarnie to compensate for thin sliced bread.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# i hope it was good bacon and not some trashy cheap full of water bacon.
or it is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:26, archived)
# free range piggies
expensive tasty stuff, rind still on. I try to eat free range meat where possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I nearly live in the country
most of the meat sold in my local butcher is shot locally.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:30, archived)
# yeah
I have a couple of farmer friends, and get home cured bacon occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:32, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# The only good bacon
is a dead bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *nibbles cows*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lord knows if i could afford meat, i'd be eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *is amazed no-one responded with an innuendo*
What is going on around here?
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I wasn't after a reaction though
or trying to make anyone not eat meat.
I was just saying that I find it odd that there is this weird blind spot to parents feeding their kids their favourite cartoon characters.

You lot reeeeeeeally get shirty when people go near talking about meat and think its some kind of veggie outbreak. :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:31, archived)
# i blame SSG
because he's a preachy vegan q:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# suprised vegans
have the energy to do anything
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I find Veganism
as complicated and possibly wrong as over zealous meat eating.
I think people can live in harmony with animals, milk and eggs and stuff shouldn't be feared.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Henceforth this should be known
as the 'Squirrels with Tits Defence'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *aims with high powered rifle*

*BANG!*

*and the dirt is gone*

i was using cillits instead of bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# blimey
I missed out on that thread. I wrote a major piece of work on animal rights in my final year at uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# on the contrary
i'm SO glad I missed it
religious debates always make me want to punch someone in the face (normally the one with the different opinion)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:29, archived)
# true.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# My toaster goes up to 10
...and setting to number 6 merely kisses the toast with a gentle golden burnish...
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# mine goes up to 11
its one burnier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Gah
Mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I couldn't afford one which went all the way up to 11
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Once bought a cheap one from
Somerfield for £6 it didn't even have numbers.

Need a toaster that has a colour chart to set how toasted you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Mine goes up to 11
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Lies lies lies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Why don't you just make ten hotter?
EDIT- now I have a wet smelly mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Mine goes to ten
But the toast is blackened at 4.
WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# In case you were trying
to make asbestoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 2 on mine is shitty underdone toast
Yet 2.3 (roughly) is quite burndinated.

Mine also goes to ten.

Oh, the humanitoast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:23, archived)
# ouch
that's the bit where the colours on the dial turn red
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# they should dispense with the dial on toasters
as it's merely a very dodgy timer
and replace it with a little window, so that you can see how brown your toast is
/2 pence, also:
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# YES AND ALSO WHAT THEY SHOULD DO IS
...have a bread detector in the toaster. Then. the very first time you use a new type of bread (detected by density and colour), the toaster opens the little window and asks you to inform it when it is done to Sir (or Madam's) taste.

Then it can store it in a solid state electronic computerised microprocessor brain, and can render subsequent slices of same bread type toasted to the same colour.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *Profit*
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Get me on that Dragon's Den
That'll shut the smart arse fuckers up. They never thought of TOAST did they with their fancy suits.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:20, archived)
# THE TROUBLE WITH CURRENT TOASTER TECHNOLOGY IS
/cappspack
that with each successive round of toast, the time to toast to perfection is lessened as the oveny bit retains the heat from previous toastings, so your timer becomes less and less reliable, so we need an intelligent thermostatically controlled toaster that can take these factors into consideration
or we need to use the grill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:19, archived)
# YES YES YES
A thermostat is bunk. It needs optical sensors dotted around the slice mounting area. We have the answer.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *writes stern letter to tefal*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)
# who needs optical sensors
just let the woman check regularly if the toast is right.
*ouch!ouch!stoppitalready!ahmsorry!*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Scrambled eggs
takes exactly the same time as perfect toast
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Toast toast toast
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Pfffft
I lolled a bit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 14:28, archived)

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