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# Never mind who you saw Santa kissing...
have you seen his attempt at dancing?

Also, friend and the chap who did the soundtrack for my Save the Post Office animation is up for the top UK blog award so if anyone fancies a quick vote for JonnyB you can do so here. And read his blog as he's funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# woo! Top chest hair!
And a belated woo for getting a mention in private eye
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hehe, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Which Private Eye, and where?
I must have missed it...
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# the one with Putin on the cover
in an article about 'Dr' Gillian McKeith
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it's the current issue
eclectech.co.uk/b3ta/2006-12-08privateeye1173.gif.html
i'm at the bottom of the list of people harassed by Gillian McKeith's lawyers :D
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Ahhh...
I read some of it and lost it down the back of the sofa... fully retrieved now. Thanks!
(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha, that's ace! Well done you! :-)
/although it fails to mention that 30 stone darts Guru
Andy 'the Viking' Fordham, also has her qualifications....

I hate to link to the Sun Online but here goes for the full story....
www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2001320029-2004573067,00.html

he apparently had to send a cheque for £4.99 as well as the tokens from 3 packs of Sugar Puffs to obtain it...
/sarcasm blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I seem to recall Ben Goldacre at Bad Science
got membership of one of the organisations she boasts about for his cat as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# arf! you gotta love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I love everything about this picture
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# yes
!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha SANTA WILL MAKE YOU GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# I'M GAY FOR SANTA
(I actually accidentally typed ^ that in a AIM conversation with a work colleague. Oops.)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# pfffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# awww, thats all of the ace!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Woo
nice shaved saint you got there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# :D Woo!
He dances better than I do...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# He's still better than my dad!
:D wwoooootastic
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Wiggle wiggle!
Woo!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# that really is some lovely motion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Great for the kids


note: enough with the hands questions people,
you obviously have never seen it aroused..
the bbc did.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Blimey
He must be *really* hung
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# arf
took me a second :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# how can he reach with those small arms?
/obvious reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# how doies he reach?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# aww
it's like dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# with those arms?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# apparantly
you have never seen the t-rex aroused.

get your facts straight!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# hahahaha , nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha
*obvious question about arms that's already been asked*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# lol
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# this^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# *crosses off to do list*
:)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# :)
hahahaha grand!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I hear they evolved those arms for playing the piano
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Now thats excellent!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hmm...
A mate of mine was mentioning the Oddie-ster over lunch.



* possibly a shirley-bun-dun?
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# he's gone right mental hasn't he
right down in my estimations :(
His tirade against Moz on the Culture Show when he was meant to be bigging up David Attenborough was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# why what's he done?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# gone utterly fuckin mad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# he was certainly . . .
strange on a couple panel shows, lately


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# He's ceased to be...
by any rightful definition... a 'comedian'
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# just the last few tv appearances
its like he suddenly thinks the tv world owes him something and everyone should stop and listen to him.
He was very strange on Buzzcocks the other week too, although they did edit the show to make things worse.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Was that where he was perving over his 15 year old daughter's mates?
Or was it 8 out of 10 cats. I think the later. Regardless, was very horrid.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# eeep, no missed that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# He always was a bit fucking odd.
Must be the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I think it was the years in the wilderness
quite literally! :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# I believe he had a breakdown a while ago & has since suffered from depression
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# really, I hadn't heard that, poor chap.
still, we all do at some point
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# massivley bindun
and massive

a two-hitter, well done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I shall celebrate my two hitter by making myself a cup of tea
well done me!

Mahoosive?
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# its only 4k over.... meh...


but i like my ickle pikchoor!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# when is b3ta going to get over this filesize business?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# it seems to be the in thing nowadays
to check the filesize before you even look at the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# i'm seriously not bothered.... i just wanted to post my lickle picture...
... i plan to do what Wheelybird's done and render the speech bubble with text in a querystring...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# BRING BACK STEMILL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# When the UK gets broadband!
oh
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# That 4k is comprised of Bill Oddie's head
its just too big...
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
#
That'll learn him!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# !

Click for big
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# how ever will he get it in?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# just put the tip in
as Stephen Gately said to his boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahaha don't worry - Tin Tin will still get his mouth round it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Tintin
et l'enorme cock de mould
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha
I own the original book of this
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# same here
i swear the balls were hairyer
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha
that's no mushroom, tintin!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ...and then, in a sudden moment of frantic realisation.....
Tintin concluded that he had indeed landed in the land of giant women....
and it was the wrong time of month...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# thats chuffing huge
* remembers Ron Gerimi DVD *
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Sigh.™ ..... not enough work today...

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# this, very much this
i was looking for one of those 'if you carry a knife, you're more likely to get stabbed' type posters to shop in relation to trident

but i couldn't find a decent one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# That simply isn't true.
If, say, Iran wants to nuke us in the future, it won't be anything to do with whether we have nukes or not.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# yes it will
'the big boys have nukes, so i want one, IT'S NOT FAIR MISS!'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# but then...
the big boys are all "We've got loads and we're making more for no particular reason. You can't have any cos we think youre more mental than us"

It's true.

I saw it on the news.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# The big boys are all "these are for defence"
and meanwhile Iran are all "Israel must be destroyed", and they couldn't really give a shit about whether we have nukes or not, only that they'd be a good way to destroy Israel.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Pacifism is based on the idea
that scary, posturing nations wouldn't be aggressive just for the hell of it, but only in response to the provocation from the nations that are motivated by defence. This is a bizarre conclusion to reach.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# ah, but at least he's got the courage of his convictions
like that counts for something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Tony can't be a war criminal!
I mean - just look at his cuddwy wittle face.

ello all. In other news a work friend has just been sent down for 3.5 years for being nawty with the white stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# tippex?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# if only it was
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# white spluff?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# spunk
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# flumps
ort to know better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# the white stuff?
isn't that in Jonathan Ross' DVD collection?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# she, and it did involve certain appliances in the kitchen
especially scales!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# yowsers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# her other half got 6 years
it's been a shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# MILK?
are you jonathon ross?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# What emulsion?
or even worse Brilliant white gloss..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# gloss is the hard stuff
(to clean up anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# that Milk is a BASTARD.
EDIT: Sent down for 3.5 years? He must have been caught with quite a bit of it then! Enough for substantial dealing amounts.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# and a full page in the local paper
not on internet though.

and yes indeed to 'quite a bit'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# oopsy!
Mental note: Do not deal.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# the plod is getting tough
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# soap powder?
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Accrington Stanley?
who are they?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# *giggles like a twat, in the office*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# I was brought back to life by Ian Rush
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# did he give you the cock of life?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# yes
and he also used his tache
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
*remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Exacklee
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# That'll teach him not to be racist
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# cocaine?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Yes.
Mass murder on this mind-boggling scale always runs the risk of provoking mild rebuke.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# This Goes All Of Teh Mental In Firefox.....sorry... ;?)


"I don't need that, I don't that,
Good Man, Good Man..."
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# ris?
and 10k over the uppermost maximum limit (under 200k suggested for anims and MAX 250k)
/clicks heels together
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/6626219

/I make it only 4.05k
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
you nutter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# i dissagree with you both
254.05 kB (260147 bytes)
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hahahhahaha
either way, that's 54k over the recommended daily allowance.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# is there sarcasm in that sentence?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# yes and no
I'm being funny about being "nazi" as so many people think I am.

no to the ris, I don;t quite get the joke, maybe I don't press F5 enough. Does something happen when you do? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hey Hey MrK, how many boards did you break today?
/Anti-Board Defamation League.

I know, Iknow, but 4k...?
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Hopefully, for his Therapist's sake if not his own, he's just joshing :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Self-referential satire is good for the soul
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# I think this is where people get confused
I don't give a rats arse about this stuff really (except if people are being arses, then I do, but anyway I'm getting away from the point), all I'm doing is pointing something out, like oooh! a bird outside the window! or lovely shading! on a picture.

Just stating facts. not meaning owt otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# "Just following orders?"
*giggles* :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# 54k
The limit is pretty constrictive, which is why I do my animations at half size and then double them up in the html.
i.e. a 140 wide anim contains width="280" in the upload codez. You can get shed loads more in that way, 256 colours, longer run times, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# that's worth remembering
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# It's EASY to make small anims . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# the trick is to make GOOD anims
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# with unmoving colours, yes, very :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# Cor!
ees BEEEEEG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# ooer it's going all funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# try doing it at a simple x2
it should work better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# indeed it does
Top tip Uncle Toast!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# see
all my mentioning of file sizes is not because I want to rule this land with a steel fist

it's because I have a bizarre knowledge of resizing and optimisation techniques and there's simply no excuse for stuff to be bigger than the FAQ says!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Yes Mein...HappyToast...
..sorry sir, I wont do it again ;?)
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# and resolution that makes me get nostalgic about my old 386 sx 25 ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# "For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable"
4k
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# 4k over the unnacceptable point then
so not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 k over unnaceptable.
Thats just rubbing Rob and co's faces in it ;)
In a genuinesly pedantic world the mods would be well in their rights to take that anim down then. Surely the 50k between 200 and 250 is the leeway section?

I'm not trying to be right just questioning whats written. It's like a speed limit, 60 is 60, you can go all the way up to 60 if you like, but people will smack you down if you go over (in theory).
All my comments (when I can be arsed) are usually a tip to keep it under so that no one has a go. The weird thing is all this crap of being called a nazi has turned it around in to make out like I'm having a go when I'm being friendly.
Whereas people who just shout c*** are fine! what a weird world, but ho hum, what you gonna do.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# So from my calculations, that animation is 1.57% unacceptable
by the way...

"ris?
and 10k over the uppermost maximum limit (under 200k suggested for anims and MAX 250k)
/clicks heels together"

I know it's not the same as calling someone a "cunt", but it's not *that* helpful... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# helpful in pointing out that the mods might get shirty :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# arf
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
*F5s*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# It won't even load for me :(
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# shame - it's quite good
it's an F5ing animation
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# see
I watched that for ages and thought "I don't remember that bit in Firefox"

then I realised and decided not to post about how dim I am
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# He really knows how to work them.

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# OI YOU!
YOU'RE BARRED!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hahahaha
you come in here giving it all this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# haha!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
That's ace. Yay to happy sea creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# rowdy bunch though....they were giving it all that....
*does crap pincing motion with hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# 'E comes in here, giving it all that...
liking that :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# In this next three years
we're going to make huge strides sideways!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# didja check yer 15,000 post?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I did!
thanks for the reply
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# THAT'S FUCKING CRAB, MATE
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# *looks furtively for mictoboy's dander*



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# argh
teh punnage

it buuuuuuuurns
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# lol
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# now that one fucking burns Dave
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Like a vindaloo?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# that made a little important bit of my brain snap
so now i'm going to come and get you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# *nails Micto's dander to the windowledge*

*flees, cackling wildly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# *FUCKING DIES*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# oh dear me
oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# The punnage is strong with this one
Arrgh!!! Woo!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# hahahaha
not seen that one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# you utter bastard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# C];0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# CRAAAAB PEOPLE! CRAAAAB PEOPLE! CRAAAAB PEOPLE!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# yap
citizen snips
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# hehe
bet its a bit nippy in there
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# "Go back to your contituencies and prepare for government!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Hehe
Very good!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahhahahah
genius
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# brilliant
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER NAMED LYNAM
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hello gaz
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# YO FANJITA
How's it going boooyyyyyeeeeeeee

I think it's time to spice up the board with some more Public Enemy pics soon. Perhaps more Babs.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# haha
YO CHUCK WE GOTTA LET EM KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIISSS
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
#
I GOT A newsLETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENT* THE OTHER DAY.... I OPENED AND READ IT - IT SAID THEY WERE GHEYERS.




* B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# that took a while
woooooo!


*spoing*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I'll pop 1 cap from the top, and 3 caps from your bottom, Carol
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# office lollage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Vowel vowel that's what they yellin
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# pfft
"I've got Fuck tha Police for 13, Des"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Pfft!
Very cool
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Sigh.™ ..... when will we get rid of those cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# A little bit of politics,
Ladies and Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# ah well
they make me wish for a big meteorite/bomb/iceberg/giant kitten/flash flood/ ........ hitting the houses of parliament..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# to be honest, it would be better off hitting Washington D.C. first
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# ^this...
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# making petrol a bit more expensive will not stop people driving their cars
adding a few quid to air fares will not stop people flying
all it will do is drive inflation up as people will need to earn more to pay for the more expensive things

nothing will ever happen if it has to be instituted by people who want to win elections
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Ah good,
yes another few more quid out of my salary...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# This is why I do not drive, and do now have wings.
Too bloody expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Wings?
Like a sanitary towel?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# To much red bull
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Never heard it called that before
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# The biggest problem with air travel is corporate globetrotters
and as their company is picking up the tab, it doesn't matter to them whether the flight is £60 or £600.

There should be a carbon allowance, per head, for large companies, and if they exceed it, they should be fined cunted in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# carbon allowances have been shown to not work
as companies budget for the fines, as they are outweighed by the profit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Trying to prevent global warming by reducing emissions doesn't work.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Nothing works
SEND IN THE BAA LAMBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I expect we'd figure something out
if and when we actually got too hot.
Something technological, rather than pissy, ineffectual and restrictive.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# It's just a shame that the whole carbon offset is
a load of bollocks anyway.

You fly somewhere, pay for a tree to be planted, but it takes the tree 20 years to absorb the carbon from that 1 journey.
You fly a month later.. another tree... combined timescale 40yrs...
.........and so it goes on.......
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# aye
and all the while it assuages your middle-class guilt without actually doing anything about the problem at source

/rosie may blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# when there's anyone better to replace them...
... As long as there's a hole in my arse, I'll never vote Tory!

If anything, I'll vote BNP just to put the shits up the established government...

knowing my luck though... they'll actually get in power :-/
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# alas, that's my plan too
seeing as there is no one else to Vote for..
Unless we get some decent independent candidates next time round.

Fingers crossed
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# get Rob Manuel to run!
I'm sure he'd LOVE it!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# A B3ta Government? It would never work
that's an interesting idea though, which boarders would you put in which jobs?

Dave the Hat - Minister for Banjoes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# me - minister of 'Nar! Shuddup!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# you would be Minister of swearing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# that is quite possible...
HA! I bet you thought i'd reply with a swear!fuckers!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Happy Toast - Home Secretary
"Tough on big files, tough on the causes of big files."
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahaha
I'm liking that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Hear Hear!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Yes indeed.
Labour might be shite, but at least they arent Tories...

Wait..

I'm talking shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# There is not one political party I favour over another. I have always disliked Tory leaders.
I'd have voted Lib Dems if Charles kennedy had stayed - purely because he makes me laugh with his bumbling achoholic shenanigans. lolz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# I automatically distrust anyone who is/wants to be a politician
which doesn't help when it comes to voting
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# yeah...I think I got to the voting booth last year and just wrote 'poo' on it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# when i was 18 i voted for bloke called win
mainly because in his garden he had a big sign that said "WIN [x]"
and we called him win-ex
then when i saw win [ ]
i completed his name and left
he didn't win anyway
poor win-ex
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# The point of voting is to minimise harm.
I've never voted, mind you. But I was there in spirit.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# increasing the price of petrol won't change anything
providing meaningful alternatives to car travel might, but that won't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# no investment in trains or buses
for a while
train fares are ridiculous, so no-one is going to choose that over their car
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Yes.
Under this government it has become extraordinarily expense to get anywhere by trains, which are meant to be a greener method of travel, and absurdly cheap to journey by plane, which slurps up the fuels and kill kittins.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# train fares are rediculous
A return to London from where I live (in peak times) is about 70 quid! It's only an hour drive away for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# three high speed rail links
in this country would cut the need for virtually all domestic air travel. London to Cardiff, London to Birmingham then Manchester and Glasgow and Birmingham to Edinburgh via Leeds and Newcastle. Other countries made the investment in the 70s and 80s, we never bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# the biggest problem with public transport is not the lack of infrastucture
ior historic lack of investment

it's that the people who use it smell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# reduce the quality of the service to the point where
only a few use it, and that's what you get.
And I resent that! I wash every month
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# ^this...
... I'd also rather be sat in a traffic jam with the fan on, listening to the radio, than standing with my face in a Fat man's armpit whilst i lose half my weight in sweat and have to listen to the same songs over and over on my MP3 player
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# hmm
I find trains the least stressful way to travel when they're on time and not overcrowded, and the most stressful when they're late and overfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# so they're the most stressful form of transport then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# .

click for big | inspired by this
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Woo!
That is cool...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# That's rather splendid
woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Woo!
hmmm wonders about 2CV's
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# ooh
clever
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# that's rather spiffing
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# they are both rather beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# cool
that works well
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# oooooooooh!
works well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Caveat emptor!
That's clearly a cut & shut job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Nice yingayanga vw
Would be a woosome poster
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Frosty the Bastard Part 7



Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# is it the only way to be sure, to be sure?
/The Irish edit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Aliens
Corporal Duane Hicks!

or maybe hudson... i'm not too sure
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ripley ashally.
then hicks a bit later.

/absurdly late reply
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 1:43, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
HAIL FROSTY THE BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Snow
not hail

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# great!
woo!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# I like frosty the bastard
as a spectator
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Arf!
What a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# At the risk of becoming repetitive...
Cor. What a complete bastard.
*clicks as a matter of course*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# cheers.
Although I'm beginning to think I have no fear of being repetitive.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I for one will never tire of Frosty The Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Excellent...
and thank you.

Frosty will return.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I meant me being repetitive in my appreciation.
Frosty clearly has legs.
(Although he clearly doesn't have legs)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# :D
I knew what you meant.

and thanks.

I've only just learned to write with wee letters. There isn't any other reason why I'm doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# YES!
Frostie is the donkeys danglers!
Love it!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# YES!
Frosty is the donkeys danglers!
Love it!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Ta
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# YES!
Frosty is the donkeys danglers!
Love it!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Aw shucks
Now you're embarrassing me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] You'd get a nice view out the window
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# HAHA! FUCK YOU HAND BLIX YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER!
oh....

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *sploshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# feeling a bit more Christmassy - put the tree up last night


*edit* just spotted I forgot to colour balance the seams

Shame on me :(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Yum.
Cress.

Yum.

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=11HQopaUb20&mode=related&search=

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Must(ard) you keep this nonsense up?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# brough to you by:
The Water Cress Appreciation Society Of Britain.

Pah... The Water Cress Appreciation Society Of Britain?

*insert Life of Brian faction rivalry blarb here*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# pssst!
That's not watercress . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ^ Now there's a man of clarss
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# yeah...water cress have quite large leaves
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# i might put mine up some time soon.
it's made of plastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Have chips with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# or egg sandwiches?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# nah
too much trumping
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# That's damn pretty merry indeed
Mmmm cress
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# has she GROAN that cress herself?


woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha Oh dear!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# huzzah for cress!
and woo to this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Woo
*waves spirit level in one hand, cress in other*

Anyone get the reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Woo!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# noon! sir the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Helloes!
*eyes suspiciously*

You're not going to try and kill me are you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# only if you raise my dander
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *leaves micto's dander well alone*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# *dangles dander out of the window*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I approve of this use for elephants.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# pump~pump~pump~pump~it~up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Almost mindpissery!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# except for he was doing that old hip-hop tune
and you were doing some BEP faggotry ;)

edit: now with added wink
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# BEP?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# big empty potty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# i have an image of big empty potty faggotry in my mind now
thank you
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# haha
/muntz
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# black eyed peas?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# pump it pump it pump it!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# woo!
that's splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# there must be a problem with his return valve
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha, yes.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# no tits.
not real.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Could be worse



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahahah
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaaaa! didn't see that coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# \o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# *pump*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Raccoons Christmas Special?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# this pleases greatly

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# yes, yes
pretty much this, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# it really does look like he's trying to eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# I recognise these two!
What philosophical argument are they attempting to resolve here?

is it Inflation Theory? or is it the P=NP problem?

*click*
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Funniest Thing Ever.
If you watch one thing this christmas, make it this. 5 Stars! - Jonathon Ross




www.elfyourself.com/?userid=743c327c4b9c14f775d231cG20061211





.
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
...
...
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I'm loving
the internal server errors already.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Loading photo.
..
...
....
.
..
...
....

arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I am having
mad dejavu, elves and broken links.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# nice tights
in other news:

Good grief Carol's had a lot of "styling" hasn't she!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# top: would
bottom: aaaaaaaaahhh!! WTF is that?

edit: paul-contestant:i've got a six

richard whitely:ok then can we hear your six there paul?

PC:bumsex?

RW:carol?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Something
sinister about this photo
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Ive done something to this picture and i feel
ashamed.
img213.imageshack.us/img213/1560/vordolmont002ek8.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
That's possibly the wrongest picture I've ever seen on here


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# oh yeah forgot to mention nsfw
heh i was right to link it, sexy carol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# It would help if you had edited your first post to say NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# lol yeah
I could do that now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# it's giving me a lob on
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# well dont say i didnt warn you
the sourse is a nice lady called Lanny Barbie she is some sort of an exotic model.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Was better in my head

Should have stayed there.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Pfft!
took me a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
yes - I likeee- no let it leak out
have a threadjacky sausagebot as I already posted the lineart
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# it must be a girl robot
cos it's pink :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# still got a masculine face though...
*winces in preparation for the PAIN*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# it looks good without a shirt?
Hope I got the right reference here
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooh
pinkness!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# ha ha!
i'm really liking these

is the background homemade?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# nah
I found it and enhanced it a little - to make it generic

(I wish)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Isn't that Captain Wow?
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ITS CHORIZOWAGON YOU FUCKING SHITCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# oooooooh!
calm down dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# sorry, i had to drive to stansted and back at 3 o'clock this morning,
so following about 2 hours sleep followed by a roughly 5 and a half hour drive, i then had to start work at 10:00, now i wanna die
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ooooh sounds nasty,
oh well it could be worse......you could be talking to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# HAHA YEAH LOL
ROFL LMFAO!!!1!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# kill me..........................
................please...............
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# well of course my pretty,
just follow me back to my little cave......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# oooh yay!
is that the one next to the river, in ipswich?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# the very same..................
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# falafflafflafflafflafflafflaffl?
falafflafflaffl!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# i'm wary about replying
as i want to see where this conversation leads
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# it leads to a padded cell
and a jacket with extra long sleeves
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# That is silly.
I live just near Stansted, so it's a much shorter drive for me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# if you lived here
you'd be home by now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I live locally.
Wherever I live, I make damned sure it's local.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# woo!
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# pff
me like!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# that's ace
and probably exists somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# yep
www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-br-49-en-70-166j.html
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ha, that's mad
I wonder if there's a video game for doing virtual washing up
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# There was a lawnmower simulator
for the Speccy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# there was indeed
www.antom.co.uk/games/als/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Shame.
All these fancy, whizzy new Flash features have ruined the original playability of the game. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# when you hear the beep....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# unlucky Pinochet
(felixthehat oh this is new, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha!
The curse of all old men...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# What's the white thingamyjig?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# a colony of white things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ectoplasm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# hmm
i think he's leaking :(
(felixthehat oh this is new, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
very gilliamesque
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# i don't know how i got the idea for this one... >.>

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# This is funny,
because I can see it becoming a common occurence...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# it already happened.
i'm never letting my sister play tennis again.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ouch...
black eye is it?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# nah. fortunately she hits like a girl (considering she is one)
just bruised pride...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I love my wii...
baseball is brilliant. Although worryingly i did the wii fitness test and my wii fitness age is 50! I'm only 31, I can't be 50 yet!!!
(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# haha
just like real fishing.

i am desperate for a wii (crosses legs)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# just like the word 'GAY'
the word 'wee' is going to be taken from us!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# i can't wear my happy shirt covered in a giant rainbow round old compton street anymore
without someone getting the wrong idea
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah.
I can't go into public toilets and make funny signals to the man at the urinal next to me, follow him into a cubicle and engage in homoerotic activities any more without people getting the wrong idea. :(



They think I'm George Michael!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# I actually did this!
Except i didn't have a Wii and the other person was a drunk chav and i meant it.


Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ha!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# great!
i like your wii!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# so tell me, is it as fun as it looks?
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# I can tell you
that it is.

even for GIRLS. my gf and i and my friend and his gf played for 5 hours the other night!

get an extra controller and get the "wii play" pack with it, it's only a couple of pounds more and has some very cute games in it.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# finally i can let the ladyfriend share in the pleasure of videogames!
so far all she wants to play is the sims and mariokart/super smash brothers. she already ordered me to get a wii, and soon i shall have one...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# it's tip top!
the controls in zelda feel so natural, it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# i was a bit fearing for zelda, since it had such great controls on all the other consoles.
and it looked a bit awkward with the wii.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Woo!
I'm going to get a Wii purely to invite people I don't like round, then legitimately smakc them in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# fantastic!
I'm holding my sides in trying not to laugh - I'm emailing that one on Sir

Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Hahah
There was some serious remote abuse round here at the weekend... booze and wii are a fun combination.

Woo, nice cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# woo!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I saw
some kids trying it out at a demo stand in Tesco yesterday

it was some baseball game

the look on the kid's face said "What the fuck is this pile of wank, I want blood, brain rape and dead pigs"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Aisle 4
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# ...and you wonder why
we can't walk the streets without fear of being accosted by little scrotes in hooded tops.
/it-was-all-fields-blog
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# YAY
reminds me of this site.
wiihaveaproblem.com/
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Only ennui.











They didn't think that through, did they?
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# FACT ..
MORE PEOPLE GET HUTY WITH THEIR WII!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# ROFLCOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Top hole!
www.toytowngermany.com/munich/scorchio.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha! this one a fav.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Where's B3rnard gone and what was that YouTube thing about then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Got a hankering to draw something fantasy related.....D&D style......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# more trench coats, waistcoats, pocket watches, hats and canes!
WITH TITS!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Uni fucking the ginger one (Sheila) from behind
while Diana uses her telecscopic pole to satisfy her "frontally"
hold on, was Uni a boy or a girl unicorn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# the ginge or the brown one?
edit: aha, nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ^^this!
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# what is that from, may i ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# BBC Parliament
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Dungeons and Dragons, like the man asked!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons_%28TV_series%29
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# ahh, now it all makes sense. i never saw the cartoon, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Bork!
www.wheelybird.plus.com/dand_full.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
take that! "barbarian"!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# dragons with tits!
(+4 tits of jiggling, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# this!
with another pair of tits balanced on top.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# s'ok, looks like Uni was a boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# This
is the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)
# it can use its horn
whatever it is
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# maybe to force a new orifice?
I'll leave it up to JJ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I find it's best to spell it out
maybe it could tear a new hole with its horn for the poofy magician one to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Wikipedia says female.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# hahahahahahah 4dam? is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Some adventurers burning some inquisitorial fat evangelical christian bitch
in a dungeon somewhere


video
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# never played D&D
but perhaps you could draw...
euhrm... can't thing of anything.
do whatever you want.

just give it a nurse uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Pearosting in your own thread?
Thats not like you...

Anyway, how about a squat wizard with a hat too big for his head?

Or a squirrel with tits...
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# it's infinitely preferrable to the usual hamtouchery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# mmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
wombats
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Cocks at the Docks
getting a shock about the mock spock clocks sold by a fox (with the pox).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# santa
being molested by squirrels with tits

oh... D&D style... with added goblins
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# squirrel this ^
with crying children in a queue
(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# a poisonous lollipop and a frisky zebra
what would the world be like if men and not women, had tits?

cardboard sexiness

a dog with a gun

an insect traffic accident

naked beetles

princess leia in the gold bikini nuzzling a sweaty colonel derring of 'buck rogers'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Apes fighting
disease with big hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Ken Dodd
with one of those 10-sided dice* for a head

and a sword up him

in a magic shop


*yes I know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# an arrowshaped cursor hovering over an icon, until the mouse is clicked then moving the icon to the watebasket and letting go!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# do something combining D&D with DDR!
with tits...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# the dungeonmaster being plunged headfirst up the barbarian's anus
by the warrior and the knight

while the acrobat and the thief fist the magician repeatedly, who is himself, sucking off uni
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# combine this with my one Mr JJ!
two for the price of one!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# sounds ideal
but shouldn't something have tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# give Uni a pair for good measure
so JJ can at least wank himself off while he's drawing ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# pet dragons
in various forms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# A dog duelling
with an army of llamas in Hawaii in 575AD.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# A digital rights management bore
being smashed into smithereens by a mandrill with a liquid nitrogen cylinder and a toffee hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# A scantily clad animal
that will get all the sweaty-mitted freaks wanking themselves silly. Or has that bin dun? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# The Big Bad Bomdardier of Bolton
bashing a bobby with a bandolier of burning bananas atop a burnished bronze bridled buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hows about
Scarlett, Kat or Leonard making snow angels?

Didn't I suggest that one before? Ahhh well...
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# tits
no squirrels, hippos, or nuns - just disembodied tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# is that you Uncle?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I like it
and now I'm trying hard to resist puns about being toaded away *nrggg*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# these get madder
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I've heard this one before...
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Coo'!
I'm rick james!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# i aint falling for no banana in no tail pipe!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ha!
*remembers the golden age of murphy*
Coming to america is the nutts!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# the royal penis is now clean, your highness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# hehe
plus Cuba Gooding Jr with a huge afro at about 15yrs old in the barbers..class..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
is that him? cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# yep and
Dr Benton from ER as the soul glo guy..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
i HAVE to rewatch it, that and 'trading places'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# "everytime we talk about boxing... a white man gotta pull rocky marciano out dey ass!"
"rocky marciano! rocky marciano! I tell you this! rocky marciano was good... but compared to joe louis! rocky marciano aint shit!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# trading places must be on at xmas
Jamie Lee Curtis and her Perfect tits..



And cock apparently..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# *still would*
although not now... then... although i was 7... Meh!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# reckon I still would now..
she was still looking good in true lies, whats that about 12 years ago.. God I'm getting old.
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Mmm! (mildly nsfw)
www.creamlog.org/jamie_lee_curtis/curtis-tradingplaces-2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# forbidden
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# drag'n'drop the link to your browser address bar
All the hip kids do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# and they were
perfect!
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# I thought Scary Spice was a lezzer?
she change her mind again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Patsy...
I want some cock Patsy...
Shes still both scary and Minging though

/Bo selecta blog..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# spice girls = good looking checkout girls
except mel c who is good looking bulldog chewing wasp!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# at least she's got a proper job now
sitting in lighthouses going *HONK* at ships
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# heheheh
you loon..
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)

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