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[challenge entry] Contractors, tsk.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# That Bob,
What a fucking cowboy.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
top last panel
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
this is woo.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hahahaha
hahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# top stuff
woo and yay
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Really laughed on that one.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Woo!
bob the builder can he *beep* it, yes he can!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# smashing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# arf!

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Ahahahaaa! also...

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:17, archived)
# pffft!
feckin' brilliant!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# 'Noon
Because you asked, nay, demanded it.
Coming soon.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# fucking WOO!
i live mr magic tea fingers.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hello Johnson
I saw your message earlier. It just so happens that me and a bunch of friends are going to do a movie in two weeks, and we have zombies in them!

I have the role of 'myterious man', but I'm quite certain everyone will have a go at being a zombie.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:28, archived)
# class
as ever
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yay
that's brilliant
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Enjoy
Comments, feedback etc appreciated as always.


1600x1200, 700k
source

edit: oh and coincidentally this was my 300th post
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Great.
..but the source link is deadOK.

\/\/oo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Dave27?

very nice
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I was waiting for that
Dave is a legend
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# a foot?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# every bloody time
:P
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# its a stigma thats hard to shake
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Nicely coloured
but I'm not sure about the 'vinyls'
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# as in...
theyre not very well done or they just dont fit the image?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# they're nicely done...
but vinyl on a car... is so 1997 and makes you look like a retard when driving a car with vinyl on it
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# does this apply to both parts of it
or just one of them?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# all vinyl is naff
but you've applied it well :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# come to think of it
it did strike me as a bit outrun-ish while i was doing it
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Your next challenge is a Triumph GT6 mk3 :D
good luck :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:25, archived)
# eek
well i wont be able to do anything for about a week, i got deadlines that need serious tending to
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:31, archived)
# my
in-car record player always skips when I go over sleeping policemen.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Does
it transform? it should!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# needs less goat
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *screams cos he wants to goat faster*
*chortle*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# goat?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# goat
 [insert picture of goat here]
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# im still lost
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# it's simple
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# scream if you want to goat faster....
geri hairywell, minger spice - you know! she sings
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# so in english...?
damn i must be slow today
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# it's true
there is excess goatage
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# im completely ris'ing at this goat thing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:13, archived)
# There was a man
in Sweden who was caught speeding, his defence was that there weren't any goats on the road, that allowed him to go faster.

Hence.. less goats = more speed!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I'm so glad I was here for Lack Of Goat Thursday!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:27, archived)
# now i get you
phew, got a link to the story?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:33, archived)
# he was a swiss man
who got stopped speeding in canada, as canada has a lack of goats, he blamed it on the lack of goats for his speeding as back in switzerland there are many goats on the road making speeding dangerous.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5322302.stm
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:34, archived)
# thanks
i feel enlightened
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# GOAT
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking wordy...


Anybody remember Dark Towers, Badger Girl and the Boy from Space?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Sadly missed
Only 32 when he died as well!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Wordy's DEAD????
:O
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yes, he got bad aids from a dirty staple
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# nooooo!
actually come to think of it he was a bit of an annoying tit.

he did teach kids about magic Es though, which was quite amusing...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I merember that!
*sings*
magic, magic eee
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:23, archived)
# god, dark towers was shite
though it was the absolute favouritest thing of a boy i knew who went to the local special school, so who can say?

who were those bungling villains on it?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# How could I forget?
Geordie Racer was a good one too!

Badger girl was the best though, it had Stripey the wonder badger in it!

edit: his head seems to be saying something rather rude...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Haha!
Geordie Reecer!

I remember that with great fondness
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Bill Hicks
fucking ruled
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Goooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat boy!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# tie me to your headboard,
wrap your legs around my shoulders and let me wear you as a feedbag!

*snoooorffffle*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I spent an hour searching for an image of wordy yesterday.

so, well done for that.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I remember badger girl
and a major plot involving broken eggs
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Yeah!
Loves dark towers and the boy from space - don't remember badger girl tho
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Dark Towers was all of the ace!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Badger Girl was the worst fucking thing in the fucking universe.
*has scarring childhood memories*

I loved that pen that used to spell out words and sing "magic e" tho.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:12, archived)
# when ever i think of bill hicks
I think of creationists and Jimi Hendrix playing solos with his cock.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Through the dragon's eye was blatently the best
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That is
Magnificent!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# WOO!
*kidnaps and ships to chinese animation factory*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:57, archived)
# fantastic!
I love that
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
# supoib!
and more!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hahahaha, ace!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# the face looks like Eddie Izzard to me
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ^ that^
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:19, archived)
# wow
that am all of the ace!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
sexy
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# not bad for an old-timer
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *chi-kah-koh-kuh-coh*
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
genuine 'lol' in t'office!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Aces!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# WOO!
sexeh robots

Hazzar!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# that's ok, 'cos the autobots have:
'cos the autobots have:
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# big
wooden cock.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# hehe
highly amusing and disturbing at the same time
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahahaha, ace!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# If only
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Harsh but fair
:)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# autoasphyxiation?
I suppose that's a kind of relief.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# why dont they just shoot all these starving kids?
or even better - nuke em, africa for example is not a poor country, its got diamond etc etc - they just dont care - so why should i?
charity starts at home and thats where its staying!
please send your dotations to...
SkUG
SkUG's house
South west wales :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] crikey chief
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Ooo 'eck!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Curry Night
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hurray!



(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# That is bad!
Oh-so bad!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# that's painful
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I've been waiting for an excuse to post this...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Cheers!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# he looks like he does a burp at the end
doesn't he.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# maybe he's just holding in little mouthful of spew
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Nice idea
"but I'm ooooooot"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# yay for dragon's den!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Arf!
Who on earth would call a place Bolti Hut?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# That made me think of this bad hummus

there is a clue in the filename
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Elvish Presley
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
simple and woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Fairy nuff . . .
Woo!


(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# pffft
Suntan on the Underside

Cripsy on the apple
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# haha he looks pished

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# pfft
hehehe
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# arf!
'ning all!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Ning fella
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# how's tricks dude?
today's looking busy, so I've come for a quick look around before I get made to do work.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I'm also busy but avoiding it
and eating soup
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Hehehe....
I must comment that the new intake of noobs is well above the normal tuesday standard.

And long may it continue.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# yay for a good tuesday
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# woo!
and welcome
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yep. That's pretty amusing.
woo sir, welcome.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# no reason at all. borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Reason in itself:P
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# makes a nice advert
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Yay Pengwin!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# goes with the name really
nice ones
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# oh no suicide penguin!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# haha

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] an oldie 4 the challenge
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# he's the greatest

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Hes the best!
ironic post as i am currently functioning without a mouse, dammn shortcuts and tabbing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I love this!
simple but good!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I really had to stare at it to wonder what was happening
D'Oh!

or should that be "Crumbs Chief!"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hehe silly
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Ah. Now I see.

*feels stupid*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I want one!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I'd happily buy one of those.
I may set about butchering one of my mice to achieve the effect instead.

Good work that man.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I was thinking that
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# IT would be easy
Get some a4 sticky labels. Print a flat version, stick and apply varnish spray.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Permanent markers
and a steady hand would be easier I would have thought.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I was thinking paint!
model paint could work too, as long as you have a spare mouse
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# i STILL want one of these
somebody make'em? purlease?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# cellotape for masking, and nail polish for color
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] and, not to threadwaste
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! He's the Ace!
He's Fantastic!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Simple but great! Woo Hummus!

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# .......
...........*it clicks* ahhhhhhh, good one:) woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# just a little test, carry on.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# It doesn't work
I can still see it


that's nice - what does it do?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# The maccarana
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# hey! Macarena!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# yes?

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Ahaaaa!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# nothing,
it's an image holder, i just wanted to see how the shadow looked
as it changed between the different coloured bars on here
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Hey Homer, I can see your transparency test!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
Like a flag at half mast as frames click fast
Not a thing will last as past is past
Like stacks of thoughts that got played and worn
Used over and over till they were tired and torn
Like a broken clock that can't tell time
Like a thick ass book that's filled with wack rhymes
Like a scorching blaze that burned the sand
Like a band that planned and planned and planned
And flew down like a raven in the dark of night
And snatched up the worm helpless to fight
And brought it back to the nest singing microphone check
One two one two this is just a test

Like sand in one hand You can't hold for long
Like scheming on a plan that goes all wrong
Like fudge and caramel they're not the same
And it's a shame all you talk is game
You act like a diamond waiting to be set
In a gold ring, as if, I bet
As time goes by in this give and take
As long as I learn I will make mistakes
What do I want? What do I need?
Why do I want it? What's in it for me?
It's the imagery of technology
Is what you get is what you see
Don't worry your mind
When you give it your best
One two one two this is just a test
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i've been singing intergalactic all week
now i will be singing that. ta.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# o0 haunting
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# PNG transparency's great,
but a lot of graphics programs don't compress them well; have a look around for a program called "pngcrush", which should find the best compression for any given PNG file.

Edit: Incidentally, I managed to reduce the file size of that image by about 10% with it.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# i normally save as gif, does png give a better transparency?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# gif's don't do gradients
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
# 'cuz they're lazy cnuts!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Yeah, PNG compresses gradients of colour like a bastard.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# PNG does variable (8-bit) transparency and up to 24-bit colour,
GIF does on/off (one-bit) transparency and 8-bit colour, and can do animations.

For the default settings of each format, a GIF will be smaller; however, for larger images a PNG will compress the information of a static GIF better.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# thank you muchness
:)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
#
*learns*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# you can also save as 8-bit PNG though
works just like a GIF (on/off transparency too) except it doesn't do animation, and it's almost always smaller than the corresponding GIF, apart from with really tiny icon-sized images
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it was topical a week ago.....


First post; awaits big long list of things done wrong.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# haha, great
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought this would never happen. But a good n00bie Tuesday!

EDIT: I think you'll have your first Zoo theft there:P
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Shhhhh
*touches wood*


/dont tempt fate blog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Well I can live in my fantasy world.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Haha
Haha; potential Zoo theft and a list of things done right for a n00bie. Maybe I’ve set the bar too high…….

Knew I should of started with a CDC!!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Ace!
and while we're at it, lets deport the Brown family for looking after this bear.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Viva La Revolution
Welcome
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Yay!
filesize - check
hummus - check
Please collect your woo yay!
Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm marmalade
THINGS YOU DONE WRONG

1)
um.........
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# yay!
another stonking first post!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# and was done a week ago too ;)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
The loljohn makes it.

Very good, welcome.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# 'I like this'
*clicked*
Even the punctuation's correct!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# thats the Woo!
Welcome welcome, Mince a kitten and shop a bridge etc!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Awesome first post.
Come on in. Pull the door to, or the kittens'll get into the road.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha
it wouldn't surprise me if those texts do actually say lol in them...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hey matey
You see my post. They star imaged TGA again.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# yup
we're discussing it.

Cheers
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i like the fact they're usign a FHM picture....
get FHM in the battle too!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# They used a getty image one as well:P
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# get audery in here NOW!
:D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah, get them to bring a pizza whilst they're at it.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# FHM is owned by
the same multi-million pound company.

also
Q
MOJO
Arena
Empire
Heat
Grazia
and many many more.

EDIT - BTW - the ratecard cost for a ROP page in Zoo is £8,800.
(probably need to discount in competitive market and with falling circulation.)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# What?
Trotter's Independent Trading?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# set disney on them
for that disney babes one, disney are some of the most rabid anti-piracy chaps.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# The treat of any policy coming from David Cameron is highly unlikely
woo!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# im a Merkin so RIS, but im sure its Woo cause Beau Bo d'Or did it
but i dont have time for an explination. first day of work at the Harley Davidson Shop. so have one of the worst pics i have ever made for celebration.



(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# More cracking stuff...
Take 'em down.. Lampoon them to bits with your Rapier Wit...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# genius
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# The tories want to raise taxes on each flight someone takes after their first "acceptable" holiday per year.
But the taxes are not going in to research for better fuels, they will be used for tax breaks and benefit for families!

For fucks sake! that's not going to deter anyone!

Just fucking ban flying, we never used to do it, we can all live without it.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# LET'S BAN RUBBISH CRISPS TOO.
*rallies*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
i hate this new green bandwagon, it fucks me right off and turns me against MP's even more.

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# It would be ok if they weren't guaranteed
to be flying their family out on 4 or 5 "business trips" every month!

Or taking private jets to the Fjords to record a short film on how they are collapsing.

Cnuts!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# .......and another
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Mr. Slave?
arf!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Maybe want to compo that!
just a suggestion.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# hasn't this compo happened before?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *wonders if dog has been attacked by hazard tape*
*edit* compo it!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# sticky enough
;)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Definitely NSFW
But woo!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# are you joking?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha, yep this is the 3rd time
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# HOW DOES HE SMELL?!
WoO!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# oh.
oh my
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# no
*brushes "tragic roundabout" under the carpet*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# heh
www.b3stiality.com?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:19, archived)
# i see what you've done there

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# That is arousing
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *rethinks the floor space situation at the famps bash*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# mwahahahahahah
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# haha woo

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:27, archived)
# the old pate on the mimsy trick again eh?
nice
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Crystals Clit and Alistair

WOO!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# fucking hell
that's nasty!

:D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Mr and Mrs :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Mika's got a wonky eye
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:17, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
#
div.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# oh, ok...
*clueless foreigner walks away*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:28, archived)
# The Meekers were the husband and wife pictured, characters in
a kids tv show called Rentaghost. Timothy Claypole was a camp Jester who was possibly a ghost and who terrorised the Meekers.

RAND has overlaid MIKA the camp pop star on to Timothy Claypoles head and therefore scored a double whammy with both uses of MIKA
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# ooh...
thankies!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# div.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] bungle might be ok, but zippy and george are fucked
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastic stuff :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I think I've cracked it
I had two sets of CSS

the second bit was buried in my profile info

I'm so STUPID!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Lets make love and listen to death from above?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# OK
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Gah
you mong!

*edit*
Looking good :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oooh!
nice profile =)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# BBB and I have been trying to kill b3ta's css for days now.
I think I've managed to get mine looking ok too... Needs some work though.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# nice profile
and I like your goggles too
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Ta :)
And ta again :D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ta
that took a lot of copying and pasting of code
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Heh!
That's how I do my CSS too =)
Haven't bothered with my b3taprofile yet
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ha ha!
i'd stir Zippy's porridge.....
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# brilliant
best for a while
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ^this indeed.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Will they get conjugal rights with Jeffery?
ooo Jeffery
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# needs more...
help with spelling, try Sesame Street
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# "and the letter zeee"
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# many of my fp have had spelling mistakes, i don't care
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I guess I notice them more...
since English isn't my mother tongue
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:22, archived)
# But I dont care if you dont
and i don't feel if you don't
and i don't want it if you don't
and i won't say it
if you don't say it first

/cure blog
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
George gives me the horn
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
now that is good!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
# yes!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaa
brilliant
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *Parp*

the original image didn't look much better
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaagh
*fears*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# He gives me the fucking fear
good and proper.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# But he's got such a winning smile
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# he loves the rat boy really
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I do not :(
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# you'll be thinking of him in your bath
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *Would*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Out of Lurkage



Awaiting pointing and shouting of N0000000B
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hahahahaha
EDIT: Fantastic first post! :)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# 0_0
^THIS
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Thanks all
I thought my first time would be much scarier than that
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Ooo and a first post too ?!
Woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Now why would you think a thing like that?
;)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I've been lurking
and studying your ways
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hold him down lads, i'm going in!!
*bums*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Don't forget the iron filings!!!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
# everything appears to be in order
carry on
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Spellcasting!
W ~ O ~ O ~ Y ~ A ~ Y ~ H ~ O ~ O ~ P ~ L ~ A ~ H!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I miss knightmare
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ^this.
That show was the aceness.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top hummus!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# A girl at my school did 'Nightmare'
apparently it was all computer generated...
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# if only she'd go on "Knightmare"
that was all real!!

:D
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Like what-eva
*snaps fingers in air 3 times*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# go ricky!
go ricky!
go ricky!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:12, archived)
# hahahaha
woo
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
ha ha ha ha ha ha

nice one.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:05, archived)
# brilliant
hahahahaha
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I loved that show!
Excellent work
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Excellent! Always wanted to go on Knightmare, but I was shit at Left and Right. :(
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:10, archived)
# SPELLCASTING!
B.U.M.S.E.X

great stuff!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# If this has been done before i give up... :)


Click for bigger (141KB)
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Wooah. Slow down on the postings matey
Very good though!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Thats the last one dont worry.
Until now i had no way to show anybody!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Aaaaw
You've been doing these and had no where to put them?

Well welcome.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I don't think it's been done before
but I'm RISing my tits off here.

*edit*
I never watched Superman 2. The first one was bad enough.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Superman.
Zod and friends are imprisoned in the square thing before breaking out and wreaking havoc on earth.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# have you not seen superman 2?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Superman 2 reference

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ^all of this
apart from the first bit and the last bit because i haven't seen that either.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:57, archived)
# v good!

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# slow down
you move too fast
you got to make the morning last!

Just
kicking down the cobble stones.
Looking for fun and feelin' groovy.

Ba da Ba da da da daa...Feelin' Groovy.

(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *wipes his groovy*
(, Tue 13 Mar 2007, 12:31, archived)

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