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*v2*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

haha

this must be A-level revision

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

You're right.

I tried to understand this, then I took Yoda's advice. ;D

*dumb*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

hehe

yoda it is - like this post i do :D

'ning all

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

Ning Hatorah

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

Petition number 10 to.....

...add more coaches onto the Virgin Cross Country - that may make room in the onboard shop for the to acutally sell stuff! Yay!

Sign at: petitions.pm.gov.uk/Voyagers/

If we sign before Nov 17th, they'll add more coaches on...dunno where they'll get them from...XD

(Factorandvibration, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

What?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

this^

wtf?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

spare some change?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

No! Away with you!

Utinni! Utinni! Filthy creatures...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

haha, 'tinny'

*points to beer* :P

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

May the 4th be with you

sorry ill get me coat

(hammyknight, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life

Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life

Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!

So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard

And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true

The bare necessities of life will come to you

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

come when?

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

I was gonna say that

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

best disney film

until the pixar ones at least

(horrid, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

"this page is intentionally left blank"

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

You are a nonsense

and a threadwaster.

Go away kthxbye.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Compo it

NOW

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Do things for Virgin?

haven't we been here before?

take it to the links board, monger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

oi Branson haven't I told you to fuck off before?!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Hahahahaha!

THIS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

In the gentle words of the Virgin Mary

Come again?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

YAY!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

he was editor of his school newspaper

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

haha

great lemmy fact

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

from a line in the film "Airheads"

which was based on fact.

for about 5 years there was an imprint of his hands outside the beacon building at staffs uni. its been moved now. (he was briefly a student there)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

where's foof when you need her?

i could be naughty and leech her image... like so:

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:40, archived)

THat's the only time you'll see foof and virgin in the same sentence!

*dives for foof proof bunker*

EDIT: HA! I remember seeing that last night.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

heh heh heh

although... stranger things have happened.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

It's ok

She went to bed HOURS ago

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

That doesn't mean I'm safe though!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

certainly doesn't

only thread deletion can save you now

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

That and jetboots!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

oh yes. jet boots are a given.

don't forget, there's also the *whisper* horsebox.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

yay for jetboots!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

*evil lol*

excellent.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:54, archived)

people never think of the dangers of crap inventions

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

the word 'adventures' in the title is a mite misleading

perhaps 'unfortunate death' or 'darwin award' would be more appropriate

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

perhaps it's his final adventure

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

You mean 'Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!'

/panto villain blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

heading in that direction, definitely

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

are you suggesting there's no chance whatsoever that she'll see this thread?

because i think there may be a problem there

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

How can you get into a fool proof bunker?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

Bah!

I'm disappointed you're not her!
Doh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:50, archived)

you're disappointed?

how do you think i feel?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha!

*hugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

Nice addition at the end

Say what you see etc.
and 'nings

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

'ning matey

haven't been tempted to pick the scabs yet?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

No scabs to pick buddy

I use an ancient chinese recipe on me tattoo's

PILE CREAM! Honestly, it stops the blood vessels from swelling and the whole thing scabbing up. leaves a lovely fresh looking tattoo in a few days.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

hahaha, the suffix makes it :P

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

Are you talking rubbish by any chance?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

if petitions worked they'ed be banned

like voting

and I don't see a picture

where's the fucking picture?

you got a picture?? WHERE'S THE PICTURES?!!!!!

*cries*

and I might add what the fuck

petition the government for things the government does, not for saying to companies and individuals "you will do this"

grr

*goes back to eating breakfast*

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:43, archived)

i love the smell of

wrong board posts in the morning

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

You've been lurking 8 months

And didn't know that this would get you precisely nowhere, unless you're a collector of insults?

Go away. And be on the receiving end of this on your way out.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:44, archived)

Pfft, he WELL doesn't deserve such exquisite agonies.

*bears derriére*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Nothing exquisite about having your scrotum flayed off

But derrières are another matter

*whips*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:51, archived)

Beware of whips

With tiny moonlanders on the end!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:52, archived)

you appear to have misunderstood how this messageboard functions

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:45, archived)

Suck my balls

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:48, archived)

A bit pathetic

Why not petition the government to buy back British Rail and re-open all the branch lines closed in the '60s while they're at it?

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fuscous, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:49, archived)

and...

how about making the brum to london fare cheaper that two days car rental too.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

A. this isn't a picture

B. Thatcher privatised the railways many years ago, so what do you expect the government to do?
C. the platforms aren't long enough.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

you've really thought that through haven't you?

/sarcastic

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Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

they've added more coaches on most trains

since last summer. i use them a lot.

oh, and you're a hamtoucher but i can't be arsed posting my gif

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

Don't Ask..

Had to get it out of my head!

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

Dapfly?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

DAP!

dapdapdapdapdapdapdapdapdap
dapdapdapdapdapdapdapdapdap
dapdapdapdapdapdapdapdapdap
dapdapdapdapdapdapdapdapdap

i'm glad other people use that word, must be a westerly thing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Daps ftw.

I remember one of my teachers talking about something called the "plimsoll mark" which apparently is used on ships.
Me and my mates persisted in calling it the dap mark, which seemed hilarious at the time.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

oh you crazy kids

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

I had a friend who was very definitely crazy

and was so short that he could actually get into his backpack and do the zip up.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

could he carry himself about?

like the cheese in Mercenary

/48k blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

i prefered the amstrad version

such a shame they never made a decent graphics one for the pc.

i'd buy that for 57p (or whatever a dollar is worth today)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:47, archived)

Dap?

wtf is that when its at home?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:46, archived)

Don't bother me

Shoewoo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

I wouldn't like that in my head

I bet it makes a right old racket

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

Rankin-esque

Which gets a wooyayquoits from me :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

If you found that lurking in your shoe

it'd be confusing in a Russia Doll-type existentialist crisis sort of way.

Hooray.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Matryoshkas?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:34, archived)

Nah, it's just the way I'm standing.

*scurries off to fetch miniature drumkit for badum-tishage*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

Think of the size...

...of the Thora Hird THAT would munch on.

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:38, archived)

Compo this

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:41, archived)

nice

woo

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Milkman Dan, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:10, archived)

Maybe its because I'm a Londoner... that I love Essex.

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

wow

i get one! excellent!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

Give it back

s'mine!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

*frolics speedily away*

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

hahaha that's ace!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

Thx Prodge...

*retires happy*

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

top notch

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

haha! This is probably the first compo entry that i've actually liked

(no plenty of offense to everyone else)

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mugatu, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

you never liked my Sockney?

*sobs*

www.b3ta.com/board/7154220

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

I did! and I'm not ginger and short!

How many sock related posts have you done?

and do you have a gallerallery?
yes? plees?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:30, archived)

I think it's been roughly 20 socks, maybe more

once I finish up at college I'm planning on adding a sock drawer to my webshite :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:31, archived)

Sock!

Teh best were the ~~disl~~ badly spelt film posters...

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:33, archived)

hmm

'sweaty sock' is jock - a person of the scotchtacular persuasion

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:35, archived)

Fancy a pint?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

pint of gravelly shit?

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

shitty gravel i think you'll find

shitty gravel = stella artois

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

it might be kitty litter though

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

yes

well done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

ahhh

pint of bitter...i've never looked forwards to a wednesday so much

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

fizzy piss, surely?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

oh yes

with a little bit of watery spew mixed in.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

i actually had a nightmare about drinking stella last night

just remembered that...it tasted even worse than usual. I've become such a beer snob nowadays, I only drink heiniken and amstel. It's an expensive habit.

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

that's not snobby

I only drink local beers made by local people.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

you drink real ale?!

AIDS BOY!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:28, archived)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:01, archived)

nervously posts first animation...

oh its proper slang too!

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The Tig and me, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Don't open it!

She's gonna blow!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

waits for it to explode

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

Haha

reminds me of my DS game

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

release the mentos!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

Sorry

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sinisterduck, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

TEXT ON JEDI!

lol

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

hence

sorry

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sinisterduck, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

no no, im joking

anything starwars related goes today :D

have my honest woos

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

im sorry too!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Hahahaha,

Splendid

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

so, so sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

AHahhahaAHhahahahahahhaha!

ACE!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

Sue

Purb

(jammietarts ..., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

oh. my. fucking. god.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

Arf!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

I've seen this so many times

and I still love it to bits.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

I want to sex you up

the bum

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

*silly lol*

i love this

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:23, archived)

haha

Braw

(jammietarts ..., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

hnnnnnggg!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

'ello micto

got any plans this long weekend?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:17, archived)

Nooooooooooooooo! My mate terrises me with that every year for about to last 10!

Null and Void: Droid

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Ning!

It's Friday, so here's a nice, bouncy Chloe pic......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

How does she stand up without falling over?

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CaroWallis, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

she's sitting down there

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

... but hey, you can't see her.

Kinda invisible, you don't sense her stay.

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CaroWallis, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

a quick google later and i know what you're on about

I loved 'Unforgiveable Sinner' but never got around to listening to anything else. Good?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

first album was

but never got the second as it was only released in europe

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

Yeah but the poor lass

must have some terrible back problems!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:27, archived)

i think the advantages with the front

make up for the problems with the back

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:32, archived)

Maybe she has secret back boobies

To act as a counter balance:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:36, archived)

or incredibly dense bones as her shoulder blades

with the same effect

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:37, archived)

antigrav lady bags!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:42, archived)

Shes had a spine implant apparently

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

And very helpful staff.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

like a walking stick?

or men to carry her mammeries?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:12, archived)

where

do I apply?

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jentulman carnt spel, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Your hands?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

Female.?

or male staff.?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 May 2007, 13:40, archived)

I wonder if (like a crane)

she has concrete counterweights at the end of her tail?

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fuscous, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

her tits are coming out of her collar bone!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

i'm coming out of my waistband

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:22, archived)

my desk is now awash with salty effluent

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:24, archived)

nip nips!

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

Compo - Bindun but..

I did something different to a face on a turd..

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

I done another evil panda

BTW, is the QOTW a repeat? I'm sure I've seen it before.

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Clive the Panda ... me likey likey bamboo, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

Great evil Panda!

And yes, but that one wasn't archived.

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CaroWallis, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Vampire Pandas are the future.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

That's great!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

OMG!

thats grim! also woo!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

Good gosh!

No wonder those pandas have trouble mating!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

cheeky pea :p

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

Bad double 2

Get to your bed

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

haha

anyexcuse to post that ay? :P

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

I just love looking at me

Need to make a new one now, this ones ran out of steam I think.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

just do a horrizontal flip or swap hand every few frames,

it would make it look like your dancing. it would be like the "no no no no dance". It's going to be grrrreat!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

And folks could shout "DANCE MONKEY BOY DANCE!"

Is that what you want!? is it!?

*cries in the corner gentle rocking and furiously wanking*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

actually that works for me

I'll go buy the bananas to throw at you. stupid menkey

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:16, archived)

Has anyone said 'May the Fourth be with you' yet?

Well I just did, so there. Good morning, cuntwipes. Nice repost.

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CaroWallis, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

I think so

But thankyou for reiterating.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

You were b3tan to it I'm afraid

www.b3ta.com/board/7155694
'ning =)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

Good Morning.

You're always very friendly to me. Should I be worried?

(

CaroWallis, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

Very

The Weasel is terrifying

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

Depends on if my joy is genuine

or a result of emotional stress and repressed rage which will eventually cause a mental breakdown whereby I may see fit to hunt you down with an axe.

=)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

If that is your nature, there are plenty of b3tans willing assist.

One knows the directions to my house/bed like the back of his hand.

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CaroWallis, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

Thats alright,

I'd have to work my way through Aphex and kenny first. Then if I haven't been shot or locked away, I'll stop by

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:20, archived)

hurrah for cheeky peas!

Click For Big you crazy Perps

Morning all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

'Ningles TGA

Didn't realise ISIRTA disc had the Cambridge footlights on it as well. Have a smoosh!

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

I like to keep my ladies happy with little suprises like that :)

*blushes at teh smooshes*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

I've STILL yet to listen to mine . . .

*smooshes anyway*
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:19, archived)

Huzzah!

don't often get the chance to bindun the great GTA!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:26, archived)

I feel a little like that this morning.

Morning all. I hope you're not in as bad a mood as I am today.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:02, archived)

Awww

Why so cross?

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

Had my car towed by the DVLA.

They've put it in a place which is inaccessible without a car and expect me to go and get it today.
No warning, no nothing. And I have to pay £200 to get it back.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

Where were you parked?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

was it illegably parked then?

/untaxed etc etc?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

Untaxed, yeah.

Entirely my fault, but it would have been nice to have:
a) some warning
b) some way of getting to the car
c) not have to pay an extra £12 per day over a weekend which they're not even fucking open on.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

ouch.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

I hate car tax.

My car is taxed but I forgot to change my home address when I moved so it was mailed to my old address.
The new tenants are shit and just bin all my mail so I'm still driving around with an old tax disc.
I'm totally gonna get towed one day =/

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:15, archived)

That's what I've been doing as well...

The other thing is that I've lost my V5 and my MOT certificate
(read: ex-girlfriend now has a restraining order against her and therefore I can't contact her to get my stuff)
so I have no way of retaxing it.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:18, archived)

did you do a naughty

surely it's your fault if it was towed? :p

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

Yep, my fault.

But they're not making it very easy for me.

I tried to go and get it this morning after a friend gave me a lift, but I spent an hour driving around and couldn't find the place.
And they weren't answering the phone, and they're completely incompetent anyway.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:07, archived)

I'll loan you my flying killer monkeys to send to their swansa Offices

I keep the on alert 5 yrds from there at all times anyway.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

Shit!

What did they tow it for?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:05, archived)

about £7.50 an hour, with an hour for lunch, and Bank Holidays off

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:06, archived)

*hits with wet fish*

you silly man

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

It's Friday, it's the offical Architectural Employment Day of Silliness

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:09, archived)

"Silliness sustained!"

*bangs hammer*

(hammer is my dog)

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ba dum

etc

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

Heya chief

What trelly said^
I'm in a neutral mood, swayed only by my craving for a bacon sarnie

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

Have a look at my LJ if I were you.

It explains things far better there.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:04, archived)

stop pearoasting in new threads!

(this is aimed at everyone who does not just you)
There's no problem with posting it in an existing thread, so just do that.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:10, archived)

ok sir!

*salutes* :p

no, i knew it was wrong, please excuse me. it just feels...feels so good...

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:13, archived)

'ning all

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

ARF!

*clicks it like she means it*

Great hummus

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

hehe

(who's the one at the top? Nitsche?)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

yeah!

he's brilliant!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

there's nothing he couldn't teach you about the raising of the wrist, you know

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

And Socrates himself was permanently pissed I believe

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

so i've heard.

John Stuart Mill was a bit of a lightweight, by all accounts.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Plato on the other hand

Could really take his whisky

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

as for that Kant

well

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

Noooo! Out of sequence!

Aristotle's next...
*sigh*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

some people, eh?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

bugger

*revises*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Kant first

Heidegger, David Hume, Shopenhauer and Hegel, Wittgenstein, Schlegel, and so forth

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

I think I have my next animation project lined up.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:25, archived)

Aristotle... now he was a proper drunkard.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Hobbs was more of a casual drinker

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:59, archived)

Renée Descartes certainly knocked them back.

And decided that boozing was proof of human sentience.

*bangs table with glee*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

Harry Enfield

along with Mr Chumley Warner below :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

for pity's sake women, DON'T DRIVE!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!!!!

"I wouldn't know about that, but I like kittens...."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

What sketch show was that?

The fast show or something?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

& chums

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

Ah young Harry and his Chums

Cheers

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Pfft!

Incidentally, this week's QOTW has been brilliant.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

More of this please

Come on, quickly.
*waits*
*waits*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

*joins*

*taps foot a bit*
*looks impatient*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

*joins queue*

*wraps fingernails on table*
*whistles frosties ad music*

(Lago, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

/tastes great

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:58, archived)

Nietszche for the win

however he meant it in a none literal sense, just that he/she has no guiding power over anyone anymore because he/she doesn't practice anything anymore

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

Errrrr

but freud did psychoanalysis, not philosophy.

(

crab_bloke), Fri 4 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

Oh dear! *Apolagies*

with my level of education i'm lucky i can even read to be honest...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:08, archived)

hehe

spamming www.boastassociates.com

(jack of speed doesn't post here any more., Fri 4 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

Work 'em baby...

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

he's used more Ronseal than that really odd-looking girl on Home & Away

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

he's been soaking in creosote for 3 days

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

Careful...

... he might take a fence

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

you win the pun o' the weekaward

LOLs

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Bosh and Pec's

nice.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

*bokes*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

I get it

Posh 'n Becks - wastes of oxygen

(illustrated by his exhalation which contains a small amount of oxygen amongst the carbon dioxide which some people could consider a waste)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

100% pure scientific logics.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

haha! This

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mugatu, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

m0.o

I bet I can beat him on a 2k ergo race!

(I don't lie I change the truth o.O, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

Looks lik

Christiano ronaldo crossed with matt damon.....

(Lago, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:55, archived)

MATT DAAAAAAAAAMON

I found myself shouting that at the telly the other night

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:56, archived)

*watches Team America again*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:57, archived)

Aaaaggghh!

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

NoOooOooo!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

Re: "Aaaaggghh!"

I concur.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

"...I for one bow down to our now alien-ant overlords..."

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

ahahaha!

likes

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:49, archived)

'ning all

Click for teh others

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

Whoah

You're choosing some great source pics!
Where are you getting them from?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

just hunting about on Google alot

Takes ages to find a good source tbh :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

^this

still looking for a decent background pic for a crap Nik Kershaw joke, a month or two after getting the idea.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

Wow, that's commitment for you!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

"Dedication's what you neeeeeeeeed"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

"Mr Castle, you'll die in 6 months."

"I can do it in 3."

(Smudger, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

if you wanna be a record breaker WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

well, i've only looked two or three times

but i've not given up, is what i mean.

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

Could you not just photoshop

your own tree by a river and a hole in the ground?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

that's easy... it's the old man of Arran that's the problem

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

this (how do you do those up arrow things?) :

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:50, archived)

shift-6

innit*

*not all keyboards are the same. The direction of the symbol above 6 can go up as well as down. YMMV.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

cor

these are brilliant :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

this is top

nice and grainy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

oooh. shiver-worthy.

very nicely done.

be warned, people. today i intend to get back on the stats board.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

uh oh

*hides under Death*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

necrophiliac.

*calls the Corpse-Rape hotline*

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

Good to see you have goals

Not wasting your life and all that

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

this was what i thought

stuff all these work related goals for a friday (although I have plenty of those for today), i'm gonna do something for me.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:47, archived)

Mmm nice work

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

nice

woooo

(jammietarts ..., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

this is very ace!

good work!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

great stuff

i love the pylon one

(

agent-c fulfilling your wants and perverting your needs, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

This teim we are vere serios!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

pussy protest!

yay!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

ppssssst, get off my lawn Kittins!

*sprays water*

woo for the fluffeh

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

YAY! kittin protest

*offers bugs to chase*

(

hahah

kittins am grate

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

I like the left one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

there is a simple retort to these kittin demands

"sacks and bricks and canals"

ning from a beautifully BNP-free Swindon!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

'ning!

Racist or not, it's still Swindon... ;)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

but today it is beautiful

I might start defending Swindon actually

It's residents clearly aren't stupid.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

I love Swindon

because it produced the greatest band in the world ever

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

XTC?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

indeed :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

My fave, too!

Mayor of Simpleton FTW!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:21, archived)

Jamie Cullum?

_{^{XTC presumably}}

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:46, archived)

In retrospect, it's a lot better than Middlesbrough

/Moving back to Herts in 4 weeks blog \o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

YAY!

was it close?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

ha ha - no

www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/swindonnewsheadlines/display.var.1375901.0.bnp_given_marching_orders_by_voters.php

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:43, archived)

Excellent.. good ol swindon!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:45, archived)

Careful now!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:40, archived)

Down with this sort of thing!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

Havva latenight Compo-roast

"Right n Wrong!"

(not exactly cockney but it rhymes...)

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

what does?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

mongs in thongs

yip! yip!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:42, archived)

I remember that pic first time round

I'm lolling without even clicking it

*clicks*

well you'll get no sense out of me today now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:00, archived)

That my friend is golden!

*giggles like a bloody loon who's seen the best thing ever*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:48, archived)

it's mostly just stumbling upon a good sauce pic

but thanks :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

Randomness..

Alien baby.

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

Random indeed

I like your ferret

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

Saucy

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:20, archived)

Check McLiberal's profile

Cute ferret

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

I realise that now.

This compo has got me all 'Carry On' and double entendre.
However my statement remains :¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

I know what you mean

Now if she had a pet beaver, that would another matter...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

would you be making comments about stroking her beaver?

because that would obviously be very wrong and not in the least bit drool material.

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

Um....I think you want

a different site

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

*pointed look*

you think i was born yesterday?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:52, archived)

Well, thank you!

I have an abudance of cute pictures of her!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

mmm pink ferrety goodness

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:24, archived)

Very sweet

Couldn't have one myself, the jack russell would kill it, but I do like them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

My dogs..

get along with her surprisingly well. But i can see where a JR would be different :)

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:28, archived)

I bloody love this image

Yes, this one

You just reminded me of it

(

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my heart would melt if it weren't already a broody puddle of goo

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Cute time!

(Although the dog's probably thinking 'Just lull him into a false sense of security')

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

This^ makes me feel all fluffy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

Awwwwwww

*loves*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:33, archived)

aaaaah

too cute. used to have three of 'em...called Obi, Wan and Kenobi :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

Aww

How hard are they to keep?
I've heard they can get smelly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:36, archived)

these were working ones,

kept outside in rabbit-style hutches, fed on dry cat food and exercised daily in runs. They were stinky, but if you keep them as pets I hear you can have their scent glands removed

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

working ferrets?

what exactly did they work as?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

rabbiting

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:51, archived)

She has a scent..

but I don't think it smells bad. It's kind of skunky, but very faint, and only is amplified if she gets wet, like during a bath. Thier scent glands go on overload then !

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:08, archived)

looks like my one smeagle

is she half polecat by any chance?

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

Donno..

She is just a good ol' American domesticated ferret.. although I hear they are descended from polecats..?

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:09, archived)

AAaaaaaarghghg!

silly maybe, but this is NOT random

*sigh*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

I agree

THIS is Random, and courtesy of www.randimaginator.tk/ for that extra guaranteed randomness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

*shameless plug*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

cool!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

hahahahah, that's excellent

My lucky bat dwelling is "Cave"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

How so plug?

Lucky rubbish law: 1983 Fish & Biscuits Act.
Pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

pluggy

cos I made it, it only took me a year of my previous employer's time

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:38, archived)

Well that's bloody brilliant

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Ha!

I've made a random comic in my time, but the images seem to be lost again

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

I know this to be true

But the phrase is such a common one that even I'm in the habit of using it sometimes without thinking, and when I do realise I can never think of a suitable replacement- want to help me out?

Also- Ironic.
That gets used inappropriately all the time, but we mostly learn meanings from usage, and I struggle with that one too. I've looked it up many, many times, and still can't quite figure out proper context

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it's like rain, on your wedding day

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

I can get as far as 'like a traffic jam, when you're already late...

...if you worked for town/highway planning'

But not much further :/

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the song 'Ironic' is not a good yard-stick for the word.

which in itself is kinda ironic, and quite possibly was the original intention.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:39, archived)

I know, that's my point

But you can take that one example and make it ironic, I just can't get a definition clear enough in my head to do it elsewhere

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Irony is a form of speech in which the real meaning is concealed or contradicted by the words used

www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+ironic&btnG=Google+Search

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:44, archived)

Thanks, mister

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People mostly use the term random

when they actually mean weird, strange or silly

But I do understand that if everyone is using it, it's hard to steer clear of it. And once you do use it, nobody understands you any more :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:41, archived)

I say we try and reintroduce the usage of 'hatstand' then!

/problem solved

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agreed!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:01, archived)

Like the little knowing wink

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

That's exactly

what alien babies look like -- 100% of fact.

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kombu dashi, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

I say we cull

every baby that resembles the alien brood

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

Boogie Boogie

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

'ningles

trying this through barnsey

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

Hurrah it works

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:14, archived)

what are you trying to do?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:16, archived)

just post replies

I can't log in through it so need to do it everytime I post a message. No editing from me today though so expect spelling mistakes a plenty.

'nings by the way

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:17, archived)

aye, barnsey doesn't like logins.

Why're you using it?
'ning! happy crunchieday and happy starwars day!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:19, archived)

Techies have finally blocked b3ta as "Tasteless"

Dunno why, its only me that seems to go on it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

maybe it's all the NSFW pictures that keep getting posted?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

No fair

They've singled you out. Techies as arbiters of taste, that's a good one.

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kombu dashi, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

Wow, you're like the 5th person in 2 months.

B3ta needs to get more mirror sites

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

Boo

Don't have any Crunchies. Might go and grab a blueberry muffin though...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:22, archived)

Ohhhh yeah!

Good call!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:23, archived)

might go and bake some blueberry muffins

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:37, archived)

hahahahahahaha

what a mouthful

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

mouthful?

are you sucking off robots again?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:18, archived)

Morning Toasty

I don't get most of these cockney ones, so I'll just ignore this compo altogether :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:25, archived)

no one seems to get this, one test post from the Laird

and Bobs spouting nonsense again ;)

The man in the picture is "pulling a Metal Mickey" (sickey) as visualised by the image and described by the phone call to his office.

and a good 'ning to you sir

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

my comment about mouthful

was referring to the fact you've replaced one word with two

you will note I did a "hahahahah"

:D

Nng

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:30, archived)

replaced words? what are you on about?!

And how far in to helping the Goat are you? I did suggest relaunching it with an iron will, i.e. only sign up if you can supply work/story within 2 days.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:34, archived)

Not very

I just noticed mediocre's sig this morning, so I altered to accommodate

Ignore my previous words of nonsense

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:35, archived)

"Under the weather"

=
"Robot on a tether"

???

(jammietarts ..., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:26, archived)

he's pulling a Metal Mickey

I guess you're too young to identify the robot

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:31, archived)

Nah, I got it!

Just trying to be a smart arse...

(jammietarts ..., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:53, archived)

Pffft.

Silly.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:27, archived)

This....

Magenta Cocks !

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:54, archived)

It's still early... and I'm still flu-ed

Finally saw the uncut version yesterday... eeaaawww... but hilarious too

AND... before anyone points it out, I KNOW that's scratchy, not itchy...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:07, archived)

Yeah, that's an awesome movie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:08, archived)

Yay for secret pic!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:11, archived)

*feels queasy*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

Queasy?

I've seen worse

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:15, archived)

I quease, easily

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:21, archived)

Looks it!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 May 2007, 9:12, archived)

gah!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 9:13, archived)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 4 May 2007, 10:03, archived)

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