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# The English 50 Cent (rapper-thing)
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Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# i say!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Where are his
bitches struppets?

Did you draw him?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# No
I steal'd!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Ah well have a
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# At least I put the text there myself
I'm a big boy today :D

(and not saying you didn't put that text there yourself, as I'm sure you're a big boy too and far more than capable :D)

I would have drawd'ed him but I'ma lazy foo'.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# surely
50 pence a crown
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# half a crown
2 and 6?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# half a crown in five shillings
so two and six would be a quarter
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# No he's right.
Half a crown is 12.5p or 2 shillings and sixpence.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# A Crown is 25p
Or five bob in old dosh.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I think you mean 50 pennies old fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# All right all right
Clam down you boundah!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Yo huzzah, yo, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# is his real name Ten Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# His name can be Bob if you like :)
And he can live in #10
prehaps.
He's whoever you want him to be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I want him to be my best friend.
/loneliness blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Anyone you want him to be
except that.



Back to the corner emo!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# ARRRRGGGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# if you took time to get to know me, you'd despise me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# What have we told you about understating?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I already love you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# CONFESS DAMMIT!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Well done !
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Haha....
Great..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Haven't the foggiest what I meant by it back then

any bright ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerm
No.

I had my mouse over reply for about a minute. But no. Maybe: 'Guys, your room looks like it got raped by Barbie? Never mind have some transdimensional corn!'
?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# flashing sweetcorn on a bed whist a hoover sprays pink effluent down upon it
and three people appear not to notice at all.

i bet i'm right. i'm right aren't i?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# erm
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:00, archived)
# an octo-stoat

or..... stoat-tapus
not the best animash, but octopuses are hard to shop
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# i'm wondering,
would milking this creature be out of the question?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hehehehe
I shouldn't think so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I think it would need to be 'inked'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah but the way you plended this right leg
with a plecostumus was great.

/used to work in a tropical fish house blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# you used to work with the aquatic mammals
but you weren't fit for porpoise
now where's that coat of mine..?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# You have sealed your fate!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# i was having a whale of a time until that happened
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Too tired for a pun off!
Lets just agree that I won.:P

EDIT: For some bizarre reason some of my new guests just brought be back a beef curry.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# that's no way to fin ish
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Strangely
She was Finnish:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# stoatapuss!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Heh...
Scary looking fella.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# *posts a squid eating a shark link*
bah i can't find it
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Wow
Is that a rare pointer shrew.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# bigger!
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Octopus shoppage you say?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# ooooh that's cool
...and quite scary
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# That's crap!
Not really but I thought someone once should say that about one of your images!:P

EDIT: Oh I just remembered I shopped one too.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# that's a great expression
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# He does seem to have a bit of an octi-willy going on there was well!
(unshopped)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# that made me do a lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# I'm sorry
It was a one off and I promise not to do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I really, really like this
really.

very much indeed.

This is why I still hang out at b3ta despite all the crap paint, tragic memes, bandwagoning and copycats.

I love you.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# thats not a stoat its a war crime
good one eadie
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Another Blair clone?
(eyes, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# That guy on the left,
Has hooooj flares!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# and he looks like
officer crabtree from 'allo 'allo
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Good moaning
I was just pissing by your beans. Actually the guy to his right is the only one that doesn't!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Do you think so?
I recon he's just a Chirac lapdog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# he's what is used to keep teapots warm in a mining region of Germany
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Really
I heard male thatcher..or is that just a a similar thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# a lovely girl who you've never met
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i never meet any girls
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# come to a bash
I recommend Sheffield on the 26th... check the calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Ok...
That could be any one of millions of people
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# yes
although on another forum....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# There are only 193 members on another forum
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# you sure you included Greg?
Coz I made it 194
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# one of the first 10
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# 10 forums?
No, only 2 forums really exist
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# /board and /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# No, they are really one forum with two volumes
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# mine goes all the way up to 11
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Haven't
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# indeed not
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I bet she'd want me though
with my rich northern droll and shit hair
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I can't rule it out
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# *irrigates loins*
*gets plane ticket*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *hires private jet*
*gets there first*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# very nice
I like this effect and have considered doing one myself, but then, it's your baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# feel free!
I'm just learning a little, and I quite like it too. But I shall move on before long.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Is it a patricular filter in photo shop you're using..???
Or a combination....??..

Woo for the shop as well ..... great stuff....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# it's in Illustrator
tracing, thresholds, shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:44, archived)
# that's cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I like tha' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ooh!
thanks Prod!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# thanks Muugs!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ooh I say! *enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# i think i need a bit more practice at this sort of thing
though to be fair their faces are very different shapes
(after somebody mentioned gaffney and celeste the other day)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# woo! nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Mmmmm
Full of BBQy goodness:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# haahaha!

*throws bottles*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE A CANDIES?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# From the state of her teeth
I reckon she's already eaten far too many :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Bum love is fun love.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# once in the bum
no harm done
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# After the war Nigel became an aircraft technitian in Beaconfield and Margory went to work as a lay preacher in Denton. Neither ever saw Hillary again.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I'd debate that with you
But you'd poke holes in my arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# her arms
are clearly made out of candy canes.
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# demonic children
am teh bestest :]
(I helped save b3ta! onemushroomhunting wombling free since, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# haha
kill it with spears.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# that is woo
sorry, this is not worth it's own thread


my SEAMLESS addition the bandwagon below
b3ta.com/board/7161740
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# haha ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# well to fail in this manner
makes me feel fuzzy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# CLIVE!!!!
*goes all twee*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# we all love the clive
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# not for you, you little shit
*passes sweeties over to mediocre*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Awww
I've been chewing liquorice root this evening

*spits out tiny pieces*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# cherie!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# domo reveals a new statue at the museum
to replace the stolen shark

(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# it was good to see furtive again
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Do you like gerbils?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# KFC bag makes it
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 6 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Yay!
I'd pay to go and see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# erm hello?
It's a cock. Of course you would! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# hahah
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# how beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# hooray
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# He looks dead chuffed as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# makes my pisspoor efforts look, well, pisspoor...


(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Don't piss them off
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Ice ice baby
Now see, if they'd just got off their tiny robed arses and joined in, the whole Galactic War thing would have finished ages ago.

What's Jawa-ese for "woo"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# hutini!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOTINIIIIIIIIIIII
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# woo
the board is good tonight
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Great......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# wasn't really worth it, but what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# wow. that's nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Houpla!
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# this is cool
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Wow
Perfect !
Woo & Yay
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# recursive fist!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I read that so wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# I read it again
and it still sounds wrong...
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I say!
Extreme mega woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# alrighty!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Woo!
Nice effect.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# ouch
you just exploded my head
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# woo....
That's great....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Run Howard Run
(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# a fitting end.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Very nice !
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Benny Hill fast in firefox
but mighty chucklesome, I hate that man : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# haha you silly
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# at last
some one has killed him! needs more gore!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# hhahahahaha
nice1
(eyes, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I saw the lolcats down there *points* and thought I would jump on teh bandwagon


This is my bunneh jinxy
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
#
It's a Bipedal Bunny from Beyond Bridlington!

Needs more lightsabre though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# hullo mistress!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Hullo my lully
*kisses* how are you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# not too bad thanks!
how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# I am fine too thank you
just rang my mate to see if I can join them in a Kareoke night out, so I might go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# nibble nibble nice
nipple nipple naughty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Fluffeh tiem!
Damn baby hedgepigs, lording over the peasant animals...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# yay for fluff
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/tiggerpolkka2.swf
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 6 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Fun with camera effects


This is actually just a crappy excuse to ask for HELP!!
Is anyone here proficient enough in Flash to tell me why the fuck
sounds won't play in the Timeline when I drag the playhead over them?
I used to use Flash MX and it worked perfectly, then I upgraded to Flash
8 and it doesn't fucking do it anymore. I've got some really delicate
sync work to do and I need this function to work. Anyone got any
suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# the link may help
b3ta.com/talk/3068456
it helped me fix a loop problem,

including before and after
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:16, archived)
# It's not exactly a loop problem
The sound plays fine when I hit Return (it plays in the Timeline), or when I test the movie ie when it's exported. But I need it to play the sound when I drag the playhead manually - in MX it does this and plays the sounds in slow motion allowing you to pick out individual words etc. It's brilliant. But I can't get Flash 8 to do it.

I love your Tigger though, it's quite wonderfully terrifying:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ahh
that i cannae help with

like another member said www.flashkit.com may help
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# The old
flashkit.com is probably worth a try.

(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Ta
I'll check that out. I've been searching for answers online for hours, b3ta was more or less my last resort.

What's such a pain in the ass is that it's meant to be a basic function - like showing tweens when you drag the playhead. So the fact it ain't working suggests my version of Flash is fucked or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Got to
www.tattyworld.net/board and ask for Ecclectech.
If you ask her she may be able to help as she is extr33mly good with such things.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# because flash is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# It really is
Normally works like a dream for me but this is pissing on my strawberries
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# yes, Flash works great until you REALLY ABSOLUTELY REALLY MUST MUST make it work
in which case it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i've not upgraded to flash 8 yet
but is the sound set to "stream" in the sync box?
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# I did not get the hang of flash 8 much
and now it seems I've upgraded to 'adobe flash CS3 professional. I dare not even look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Thank you thank you thank you thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 6 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Catholic monsters are the worst!
whoega-avé
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# ..,.
flur
(eddie fingers, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# what a song!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# ...

(onomatopoeicneologism, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
EDIT: Why is this 2 pictures? Stop scaring me.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# you should have superimposed him on mars
like the arnie pic that was floatin around a few months back.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# That's what yo mama said.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# !
(onomatopoeicneologism, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ^brill
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# you gents clearly should play tennis
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
#
He's Shpongled!
(I helped save b3ta! Owza, Sun 6 May 2007, 22:25, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# TOP POPPAGE!
Woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# FIRE!!!
ha!, nice one! im hoping to learn flash animation over the summer after uni has finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# reload. fire. reload. fire
best use of him yet
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# 100% Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
acely done
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# excellent!
*clickety*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
This is fab!
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I have always thought
that the phase "making eyes at someone" somewhat sinister.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 6 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I've been away from b3ta lately...
Who the hell is that?

And why the hell does he look almost exactly like my dad? *scared*
(chinesechipmunk, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# who's this guy...
Hi guys, Laura from Rome, when I saw this on the fabulous b3ta FRONT PAGE I almost pissed in my pants!! It definitively is D'Alema, italian left wing politician!!! And since I'm italian I'm used to see often this guy on telly and papers... he won't never be the same again! THANKS you made my day!!!
D'Alema official website www.massimodalema.it/
(italianjob17, Wed 9 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Excellently
done
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 6 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Mon 7 May 2007, 4:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# H4PPY B3TAD4Y

Well ive actually been here for years but this profile is 100 posts old. :)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Are you saying you've been here for a 100 years?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# pass me a few bottles of that
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# arfage
lolism
and rofflesqe
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# goncratulations!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:53, archived)
# yank
thou
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# this calls for some sort of celebration

*phweeee*

there, that ought to be enough.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# now now calm down
we dont want this turning into some sort of roller disco now do we.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# To be truly
credible the speech should have been done in Comic Sans.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Sans is the operative word..
..in the name of that font.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Sorry I thought
you were an old-skool user.

My mistake. Carry on.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# i am aware of the bandwaggons of days gone by...
Shark-hellecopter
CDC's
COMIC SANS
Furtive bear
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 19:04, archived)
# oOOOOOOOOOOooo
Well you are a clever little 'un.
Youre mum will be proud.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# a b3taday
is for a year on the board not for 6 months and 26 days

when it is your b3taday i will offer cake
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:59, archived)
# PARTY POOPER!
Joo R just jelous of teh 1337 skilz

EDIT: im liking that stop motion drummer dood, ive not attempted anything like that yet
*rummages among gadget-chest for digital camera
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# y35 1 4m
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:02, archived)
# yeah
let's celebrate every 100th post now shall we
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# ceaglat...

cfb

1st animash!
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# WOoT
yAy!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Wouldn't the be selfdestructive?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# it would
if i decided to 'shop it a mouth... in order to save the species, i skipped that step.
(Meta4, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Mmmm
Pasty Meets Tony
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I'm not sure whats funnier,
the whole pie aspect, or Prescotts's obvious disgust that he isn't getting one.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# John dont look to happy about that
(wasting threads coz its nearly my b3taday!)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sun 6 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Prescot doesn't look too happy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 6 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chokes on tea
cranberries
has to clean it up

worth it though
clicks
prescott:denied
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Sun 6 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

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