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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

ahhh

thats lully....
bokes
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

noice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

these are rather too cute for words

oh, and don't get a tattoo, they are shit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

Awwwwww

\o/

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in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

yo auntie dude!

finished working now?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

I am lunching now

Work, alas, must continue in a minute :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

awww!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:06, archived)

Can the apple eat him?

Gwan gwan etc.

The moral being never trust anyone who sport no genetilia.

(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:13, archived)

that is just too cute!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:14, archived)

if that isn't a kids book in the making, i don't know what is.....hmm

away to lulu or something of its ilk. don't come back until you've outsold roger hargreaves.

(click & woo)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:23, archived)

Sorry...

Quick and dirty...

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Ninj, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

Why are they wooyaying eachother?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

Diplomatic reasons...

He thought she was great in 'The Queen'

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Ninj, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

is Bush saying ' Spazz'?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

no, he's saying 'woo'

it's very clearly written

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

I know what I'm lip reading

perhaps he's being controlled by Keith Harris

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Looks like

'You bitch' to me.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

I bet she wishes she could have him sent to the Tower.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

this ^^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

either one of them on september11th 2001

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

gah

bah gah bah

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

Pffft!

*wonders how many of Doctor Who's rejected assistants ended up there*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

which one?

the north or south one?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha

I got ordered to the tower for this yesterday

apparently NSFW www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/441.queen.jpg

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

Yes

I think that can probably be called NSFW.

It's amazing what source pics people have knocking about on their hard drives.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

and where would you buy a cock-doily anyway?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

*boggles*

I think you'd have to start by knowing what they were called....

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:05, archived)

I have some horrendous pictures

but you know, when trawling Google or the net you just come across these type of images that bely belief and you have to put them in that 'special' folder for future use. Just hoping your wife never trawls too far in your documents folder. Oh dear no.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:07, archived)

reminds me of this seamy wonder i shat into existence

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:02, archived)

fuckinell!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

Ooh

Looks like she could do with some creme for that cold sore. It's flaring up something woo-some.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

'creme' or 'cream'?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

I prefer creme

That way it can be something perhaps contained in thorntons wrapping.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:00, archived)

COMP MY SEXY PREGGERS ....

Click for bigger (133KB)

(Philip_newzealand, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

Delete this

and go back and edit your other post.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

^^This.

(Vega31, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

No!

*rolls newspaper*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

'ning

/relurks til tomorrow and tries not to be a nazi... nnng

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

yo! db!

hows things?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

not bad ta.

jus got loads of work on and took a peek in here and remembered what day it was.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

you forgot your flame proof overalls again?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

yes and i dont know the way to the bunker

how are your things?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

my things are fine....

a little red and swollen for some reason though...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

haha, spectacular

failure. just re-edit the old one to be a compo post as persons have mentioned.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:50, archived)

He deleted the other one instead

along with any complimentary comments and clicks. Then deleted a comment on this thread when someone pointed out he was being an arse.

What a pillock.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:51, archived)

He'll get the hang of it

if someone can tolerate him long enough to teach him.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

*points down*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

DID I NOT MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!

All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.
All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.
All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.
All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.
All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.
All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.
All reposts and no edit make Jack a silly boy.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

is that malcolm in the middle's older brother?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

Nope

it's Six Feet under- Frederico thinks he's about to discover his brother banging his wife (behind some plastic screening), but he actually finds his brother bumming someone. Looovely.

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:04, archived)

correct

have a point.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

haha, i loved that episode

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

no, no, no

Please don't start new threads with the same image. You can edit your old post and all the replies will stay intact.
Now your only replies will be about thread deletion and reading the faq, noob, etc.

carry on

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

Ah,

but that way you don't get a load of new comments.

Like DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

*'accidentally' deletes internet*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

It'd probably be for the best.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

yeah, but you have to say DON'T DO IT AGAIN

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:54, archived)

and you started off so well

FAIL!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

In your credit, you stopped being sorry.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

Yay!

That's the shizzle.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

I likes this

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

splendid rendidtion

but needs more tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Woo!

nice shadowage.

Tails next!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

mario next.

i done crash bandicoot last week

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

linky?

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

it's in my profile

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

ooogahboogah!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

That's the fazizzle

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

that am pimp!

fo'sheezy and whatnot

/edit: translation - Woo!

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

wow thats ace!

is my internet slow or is it meant to do that?

*re-lurks*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

it's meant to do that

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Wiggle nom, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

woo!

very acey!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

could you stand in this bucket of water and hold this toaster for a sec?
thanks

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

what?!

i say you have a great picture and this is how you repay me?!!
thats does it!
*stomps off*
*stomps back*
forgot my hat
*stomps off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:25, archived)

I SAID TA!

you were going to skin me earlier!

*giggles at the memory of pooing in ivesb's hat*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

my stetson!!

i'll get you mink if it's the last thing i do!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

i think we should call a truce.

truce?

i have some fine grade sandpaper you might like =D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

*seethes*

heres something you might like..
come closer:

its a mink trap!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:36, archived)

Good gravey!

thats great!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

Is it sad

that I knew exactly what was coming after the third frame?

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

you knew it was sonic

from the red shoes with white spats? (are they spats? i'm not sure)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:19, archived)

Yup

I used to draw 'im in school, and the wee bands were hard to get right, but pretty iconic :)

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

no, he stole the idea from your sub-conscience!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

shhh, it's crowded in here already

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

you're in my 'personal area'!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

As with any question that begins "is it sad that..."

you already know the answer

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:23, archived)

Needs bigger tits.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:20, archived)

^this^

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

you've put sonic music in my head!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY GREEN HILLS ZONE PEEPS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

MY ADVICE TO YOU IS DON'T WANDER BACK AND FORTH UNDERNEATH THAT LOOP-DE-LOOP

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

it's been in my head

ALL FUCKING DAY!
admittedly it's only half twelve but that's long enough dammit!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

*Gives Aphex crazy frog headphones*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:55, archived)

WHY WON'T ANYONE HAMSTERDANCE WITH ME?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:58, archived)

you start

we'll join in

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:09, archived)

I started about a year ago.

HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

nicely!

I once made an octopus in a quite similar style, but I can't seem to find it now.
I was busy cleaning up my image folder, but I've only done a small part of it.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Oooh

That's a bit good that is!
Most Woo!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

that's smashing.

makes me wish I'd animated this now ( it's not vectored so the PSD only contains layers of built up brushwork)

Click for bigger (27 kb)

Oh yeah, the tenuous link? Well sonic is an icon of your youths I expect. This is an icon of mine ( plus its a tattyshop painting )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

He is beardy

/edit/ woo!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:35, archived)

he looks like a scarlet captain black with that beard!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:42, archived)

I always did

fancy Captain Black.

Although he was always more stubbly than beardy I thought.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:44, archived)

do you go for the brain washed zombie types then?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:49, archived)

Just the swarthy, sinister type ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:54, archived)

rats.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

Hey.

I need to sort the spatter spacing out on my brush presets before I attempt stubble next time. I know OK? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:48, archived)

no no!

looks good.
'designer stubble'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:53, archived)

Ace!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:43, archived)

Hooray!

That's fandabbydozy!

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in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

Tis most splendid!!!

YAY!!!

(Vega31, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:45, archived)

Excellent!

Duuuude!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

Bjork is a silly...

Good album though

EDIT: And REDEX now availble to buy!

www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_storeId_10001_catalogId_10151_productId_194045_langId_-1_CarSelectorCatalogId__CarSelectorGroupId__varient__categoryId_58758_crumb__parentcategoryrn_58758

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

Redex has been available for years

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

Has it?

oh well... I saw it advertised on telly at the weekend.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:18, archived)

First time I've seen it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

Been around at least ten years.

(Vega31, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

and freely available too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

and quite good

although if you don't use all of it in one go store upright as the cap is crap and it stains

/dull but true blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

and it stinks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

*nods*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

*soup on monitor moment*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

WOO!

i'm not sure why, but i'd sex up bjork.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

I'd love to have a go on her

she'd make great noises

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:24, archived)

ahaha

^ this

"sprooing, kerbroop, carblammy"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:26, archived)

squeeky yelps!

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

I've been told that

she's oh so quiet
oh so still
You're all alone
And so peaceful until...

(cymro, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

ha ha ha

class!

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

Aha, so *that's* it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:37, archived)

I'd sex up most of the female population of iceland

it's full of sweet little blue-eyed elves

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

My Last post of the morning

Promise

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, archived)

its eyes..........

hypnotic....
must. kill. work'mates'.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

then you'd have to do allll the work

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

at least i wouldn't have to listen to their mewling prattle.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

verr nace

i particularly like the chest detail and the shading

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fross Read your email on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

Adventures in lost irony.

*edit* I love vectors!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, archived)

it's funny cos it's true

arf!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:03, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

Three words: Caravan of Courage.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

i hear ewoks are nice ground up on toast..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

I have never seen that film

as long as its got storm troopers, Scout walkers and speeder-bikes i'll be sound as a pound...

Edit - Just IMDB'd it, Ewoks helping stranded children? Not Earth children I hope (A Long time ago in a galaxy far away and all that)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

which is probably what it cost to buy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:10, archived)

Not far off

£4.54

www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Ewok-Adventures-Caravan/dp/B0002YCUR0/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/026-1167834-6085262?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1178622828&sr=8-1

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

Also, Star Wars Christmas Album.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:21, archived)

Huh?

Such classics as

Walking in a winter wonderland (on Hoth)
Merry Christmas (Galactic war is over)
It'll be lonely this Christmas (lonely without Yoda)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

Jeebus!

"What Can You Get A Wookiee For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb?"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

DAMN!

I forgot about that! I'm gonna get it tonight! WOO!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

Aaargh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha

Nice

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

i see...

*owns star wars shirts*

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

so do I

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:12, archived)

I have an LP of music from the original film

by the LSO. I think its by them anyway. Its most probably the Burnley Colliery Band

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

Does Jon Bon Jovi sing on it?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:30, archived)

sadly, no

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

Some bastard nicked my Scooter on Friday :(

I will have revenge.

What should I draw the'day? I wanna take my mind off it.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:34, archived)

Haha

yay justice!

Draw scarlet in that scene from breakfast at tiffany's when she's looking for the cat.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

Have a new and improved Woo

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WOLF .™, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

thats quite a woo yay!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, archived)

woo

draw Scooters with tits! that'll take yer mind of it!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

scooter?

are you Nathan Barley?

ooh ooh! draw Nathan Barley!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

and the WASP T12 speech tool.

wicked.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

haha!

must watch that again soon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

That's

totally Mexico. Peace me niggers *Adolf tash and salute*

(

TGP on the rock 'n' roll, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

Kat riding a Scooter!!!

oh,
sorry

*closes big mouth*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

what a bad human

draw..

hmm, something hiding behind spoons

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

draw me!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:36, archived)

and kat?

in barn?

at this time of the morning?

with your reputation?

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

rather...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

The first ever sexy halo jump

(into a pool of chocolate moose)

(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

a pool of chocolate moose?

oh dear!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

is chocolate moose considered and non-newtonian fluid?

if so it could be a disaster.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

The easiest way of telling a non-Newtonian fluid

is if "SPLASH!" doesn't work as a sound effect for falling in it.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

I like your approach to science

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:52, archived)

Cunts!

i witnessed someone speeding off on a push bike yesterday as a car alarm was going off.

at first i thought it was mine, but it was the car next to mine, they had left their satnav on display and it was a crime of opportunity from some scrot ner'do well.

by the time i'd got to the car he was off and i wouldn't have been able to cath him, the swine.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

That was very public spirited of you

possibly a good job you didnt catch them though, you would probably have a fight on your hands & if you won, you might have been arrested for assault (especially if the scrote was under 18).

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

"reasonable force for restraint"

i have friends who are coppers and my instructor worked as a bodyguard for a big greek family.

i have learnt the ways of reasonable force without leaving a mark.

Lord Scarman need never know.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

ooooo!

do you give lessons???

(

Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:22, archived)

depends on where you are

and how you would use these powers.

remember, with great power comes great responsibility...

...and chicks dig you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:29, archived)

a character of your choice in mad max.

since i'm in australia.

ps: max would know what to do with scooterthieves, you can work out your frustrations with a hacksaw, a lighter and a leaking car. on paper, that is. with added nurses.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

You're in Auz again?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

since a week, yes.

i'm on a farm right now, surrounded by miles of nothing and huntsman spiders and snakes, and snakes are great. spiders not so much.

also, i come back in early august, so you know when to hit the ignore button.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

spiders......

*shudders*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

*hands ivesb a goat and a tub of yohgurt*

/ac

(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

oh thanks!

*dips goat in yohgurt*
*consumes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

I love that voodoo shit.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

yay!

get bitten by a brown snake.

for fun and profit.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

Spiders are awesome. They kill all the bugs.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

what are you doing there?

(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

picking olives.

and comitting murders. but mostly, talking in a funny accent.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

hows the weather?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

despite it being autumn

it's still hot as hell.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

just one more boring question....

what time is it there?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

almost 9pm

(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

cool!

can you bring me back something nice?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

I just gave you a goat!

and my last tub of yoghurt!

(Azzek!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:56, archived)

*stamps feet*

i want more MORE MORE!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:58, archived)

8:53 PM

i miss european times though, among other things.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:53, archived)

wrong person

www3.barnesy.org/board/7165342

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:54, archived)

there is no wrong person.

there is only zuul.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:59, archived)

zooly zooly zooly!

you have been a bad monkey!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:01, archived)

i love that film so very very much.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:04, archived)

oh yes!

*hi fives*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

i meant *high fives*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

*bums*

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:11, archived)

Scooter?

"Respect to the man in the ice-cream van!"

Oh, you mean your transport, not the odd German technopop group.

Lets hope they fall off, the theiving pikey bastards.

Edit - Oh right, suggestions...Pip dressed like Ripley with a flamethrower taped to a pulse rifle kicking xenomorph butt...

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

Please draw Terry Gilliam riding a flying traction engine (on fire).

'Ning all. I hope you're all having a smashing day.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

My scooter is fine.

But it is oput of petrol :(
Used up the last of tank trying to find a petrol station that had some, everywhere is out.

Long walk with the jerry can tomorrow I think.

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

where do you live?

ulan bator?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

haha this

or 'Bumfuck, Idaho'?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

Badiddlyboing, Idaho

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

Draw me anything I can

paint for you. I prefer Fantasy ( not strwberries up the arse fantasy, but heroes and dragons type fantasy ) and short of drawing myself I have little else to do.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

Danger Mouse and Penfold

female and half-naked.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:40, archived)

Can't do that to DM.

He's the greatest secret agent in the world.....

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Make Penfold into a hot sidechick, then

edit/

Anime remake of DangerMouse.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

\o/

i got the box set for my birthday
*runs around room in uncontainable joy*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

I got dungeons and dragons

and thundercats box sets! /alsohappyaslarry

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:13, archived)

go on

female DM and penfold.

but not half naked.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

Reminds me of

my bizarrest day of internet searching.

I was looking for a Dangermouse pic to use as PC wallpaper. One of the hits was 'erotic pictures of Dangermouse'. Later that day I searched for Barenaked Ladies trying to find lyrics for a song. Not a single porn hit.

Odd.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:14, archived)

George Bush as Godzilla

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

Ladies of Starship Troopers

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Ladybugs?

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

The cast of Dog Soldiers

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

"If Red Riding Hood should turn up with a bazooka and a bad attitude; I expect you ta chin the bitch."

I love that film.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

Laugh? I nearly shat.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

^this^

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:47, archived)

"put em back in!"

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:51, archived)

there is no Spoon

(

Lynxkitten, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

Sonic the Hedgehog

with a big pair of tits.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

NSFW

I'm horrified to say: that's been done.

Edit:
Worse can be found here 8(

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:52, archived)

Awesome.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

*monocle*

ah, the wonders of the yiffternet...

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

I'VE GOT FURSONALITY.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:05, archived)

Azathoth giving a talk on scaring to some young night-gaunts

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

Wooo I got mugged once

Stuff like that is really lame to understate wsomewhat!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

woah

You can 'magic eye' the first two frames and get trippy text coming off the page at you.... freaky maaaan.

/going-for-a-lie-down-blog

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:44, archived)

Someone nicked my motorbike once

The police found it about 2 miles down the road all bent and covered in blood.

Silly thieves.

I'd like to see Scarlet giving Tommy Chong a nosh, for what it's worth.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahaha

i like that anecdote

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

victorian rabbits!

I drew one yesterday but I can't scan it or nuffink

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

"Face hurt!"

marvellous

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

Chloe

- for the fans

EDIT : looking in the mirror at herself.
" Do they look smaller too you? "

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

Draw a gang of scooter thieves

being anally raped by (the possibly dead) Sir Clive Sinclair and Alan Sugar. Eamon Holmes is in the backround, being fellated by both Richard and Judy.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

Sir Clive Sinclair isn't dead

HE WILL LIVE FOREVER*

*for as long as Richard and Judy continue to fellate Eamon Holmes

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

Cortana from Halo

Pissed off with Scarlet who is trying to hack in to a Covenant system.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

Sorry about your scooter!

How about drawing a robot playing chess with a man in a cage
(its just the man in the cage not both of them)

₉

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

:-<

i had the same thing happen a few weeks ago then the police found it empounded it for fingerprints and wouduent give it back to me unless i paid £400 witch is about twice wat the junk heap was worth BASTARDS!!!!!

(

}{ amis }{, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

Haha yeah

When my car went missing they told me it would be £500 to get it back. Since I paid £200 for it I said they could keep it if they found it. Particularly as some scrote had put all the windows through, and then they stole it.

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:00, archived)

The bastards!

I cried for days when some nasty person stole my motorbike.

They burned it to bits and left it in a park :(

You have my sympathy and commiserations.

(

in vino veritas, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:46, archived)

Hallo, I'm new...

Will this do?

(BlimpyMcFlah, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

yay for teh n00bs

now about that filesize....

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

nazi!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

your name vill also go in ze book!

Vot is it?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

ummm

keyboard weasel.
yes. that it.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

Don't tell him Ivesb!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

oh, come on. 10k over the reccomendation.

hardly bandwidth raping.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

it was done in a form of help

not a form a flame

I'm passive aggressive you see

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

ah passive aggressive

best of all the mindF*cks
I love passive aggressive
they are our friend
(until we do something to "disappoint" them)

(

Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Woo!

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

Happy B3taday!

\o/

(

Carlossus, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:59, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

hahahah

yes it will
Woo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

No shark

Edit: *reads filename* hahaha

Woo!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

Sure, why not.

What is it?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

Ahh, I read the filename.

Yes this most certainly will do.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

</lurk> :) <lurk>

(

Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

Haha

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Welcome to b3ta. Lovely first post :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

that'll do pig

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

Yay!

After that "Space Flight" it seems Hawking will stop at nothing. Or should that be "Spac Flight"

thanks for the input, i will make my spanners smaller in future.

(BlimpyMcFlah, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

HAH! Brilliant!

Wooyay and welcome.

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:06, archived)

My, what a fitting T-shirt that fellow has on...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_Dive_Planner

(

Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:07, archived)

That's no Supernova

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

Rob Brydon is dead?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

he swallowed a whale in the thames?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

I wish

the moaning Welsh cunt.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

well I happen to think he is very funny

so there.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

he is,

the show isn't

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

i found it mildly funny

with an underlining sexual current of animal sex.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

but you said exactly that about the tellytubbies!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:43, archived)

and i stand by that statement.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:31, archived)

haha

spent a few seconds trying to find what was up with the text!
thought it was supernovae at first =(

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

From the inside of my beer lid:

Q: The word 'galaxy' comes from the greek word for what?

A: Milk.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

Hence "Milky Way"

(

OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

The caramel ones were the best.

WHY DID THEY STOP MAKING THEM?

THE FUCKERS.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

cos they ruined your appetite

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Because

someone pointed out that they were just Mars Bars?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:34, archived)

yep

from the same root as lactate and lactose but not "lawks! me say oh lawdy"

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

galactic?

woo, you learn all kinds of stuff on here :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:49, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

yes but that happened 240 million years ago

OLD NEWS!

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

and in a galaxy far far away

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

In other news..

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6634255.stm

I watched him on question time once, making a right prat of himself

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:28, archived)

that did make me laugh

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

Your profile is very mysterious..

I thought I was twenty years ago for a sec

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

huh?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:48, archived)

The floating jpg

of you Toastiefied

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:17, archived)

it will hypnotize

beware!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 12:32, archived)

what a wacky character...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:30, archived)

I thought he was fab on QT

especially when telling some Tory bint :
"Shut up. You know nothing about war. 50 years ago I was in one, so I jolly well know a bit more about it than you do."
I wish I could remember who it was. She was absolutely fuming.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:02, archived)

It was the bit about modern education being crap

because there are women teachers that made me laugh uncontrollably

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:15, archived)

Pffft

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

Sorry I'm posting so much today

just making up for lost time

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

if you are going to keep posting things like this....

POST AWAY MY FRIEND!
yay!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

I concur

especially as I was accused yesterday of 'spamming the board with copied drawings'. and being told I was not on "deviant fucking art". Where in the faq does it say you must be funny? If it does even most of the people trying to be funny have broken that rule ;))

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

hey, i dont want to be caught in the middle of something here.....

*backs away with hands held up*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:29, archived)

hehe, it's nothing

but sometimes I do arty images as well as stoopid shit. I am currently doing sketch stuff with vector overlays and some 'old-timer' thought he would pull me up ( like I've not been around here for 4 years )
and have a go because I took the piss out of someone for reposting in new threads. I love internet bullies. The place was full of them yesterday.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:33, archived)

bastards!

here take this..
*hands rolled newspaper*
that'll sort em out.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

We *are* supposed to post mainly funny stuff

but if anyone has a go at you for doing arty stuff instead, point them at one of Rev. Jesse Custards posts. At least yours take some skill.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

that chap this morning ./last night

was a prime example of a cunthorse

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:08, archived)

b3ta would be shit if it wasn't funny.

Maybe that's where people were coming from.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:32, archived)

nah I think you

will find it was just some cunt trying to be the big "I am" because he saw my profile and thought I'd only been here a year.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:35, archived)

how long have you been here?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:37, archived)

1 year, 0 months and 14 days

It says in profiles.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:39, archived)

best part of 4 years

over 3 accounts.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:41, archived)

you don't keep getting banned do you?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

Only the once and the concensus

is that that was beyond harsh ( being an outspoken person I don't hold back even when it's with people who have more influence here than they should and abuse that fact ) but it's water under the bridge. I'm a productive member of the community and I don't fight much now. Well, just the odd scuffle.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:50, archived)

I wasn't there and I haven't seen the discussion

But I am guessing that you made a mountain out of a molehill again.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:38, archived)

haha

guess away.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

That was my guess.

Was I correct?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:51, archived)

I'm not thinking that's the case.

I just put him right on a few things as is my wont.
You obviously have a beef with me although I can't remember why. Still that's not to say it's reciprocated so never mind.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:27, archived)

I don't have a beef with anyone I've never met.

Maybe I've just rubbed you up the wrong way.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:57, archived)

me no, not at all.

Perhaps I've misread yo. Your comments above suggested that we had some 'history' and I could not think what.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 13:03, archived)

pyramid knuckles!!!

more deadly than a thousand sovereign rings!

ω∞

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

FIGHT!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

hehehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

who did that animi with bush and her maj culminating in her saying

he was a cunt?
the one where he wasa say amreica should be a kindom then a fiefdom and a pricipility

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

BennyHillsLoveChild did that

it is an old joke, but he 'B3ta'd it' and it got FP'd

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

that made me chuckle!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

god, i hate not being able to edit.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

bit crappy but sums it up

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

STEAL FROM B3TA INSTEAD!!!

yay!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

Happy b3taday Squiggy! :)

~~Steal from~~ hang out on

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

WRONG!

You missed Friday off.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

eh?

'magazine content editors' surely?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:18, archived)

I take exception at that!

I always pay for commissioned artwork ;)

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

ok, erm

'zoo/nuts magazine content editors'
better?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

That's better

as you were

(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

ok..

text on a picture eh..

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The Tig and me, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:31, archived)

hahahahahahah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

Oh go on then...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

:-)

(horrid, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

ahem...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:27, archived)

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

WHAT SHE DONE

YOU CAN'T GIVE IT A NAME

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

WHAT?

THANKS!

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

I DON'T KNOW ITS NAME

BUT ITS BANG OUT OF ORDAAH

O_o

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

monsta

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

This is the old bloke

off Led Zep IV, now he's retired from stick-gathering. AICMFP.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

Siiiiiip

slurp
siiiiiip.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

I gain amusement from this image

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

me too

I shall woo it now: woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:21, archived)

coffin dodger

judgeing people with his tea...

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

This is beautiful

nice one!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 8 May 2007, 12:16, archived)

It's My B3taday!

Have this old classic to celebrate!

Click for bigger (85KB)

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:05, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy b3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

pfft

reminds me of indiana jones and the fate of atlantis on the amiga

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

did atlantis sink into the sea due to an excess of storage media

resting upon it's shores?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

it was sunk because when the mekon started taking human slaves, the humans got scared and attacked one of the Venusians space ships reactors. This set off a nuke that opened up the pillars of hercules, flooding the great plains.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

all sounds reasonable

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:20, archived)

hahaah ^this

I think my worse was willy beamish with 12 diskettes.

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Your watch is BACK, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:42, archived)

woo!

Happy B3taDAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

i think i have Doom for the PC somewhere on around 6 floppy disks....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

Me too.

And possibly Windows 95 too.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

I remember getting

Microsoft office on floppy disc. I can't remember how many but it was a bloody lot.

Woo.

Happy b3taday.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

it was over 20

I used to set up training rooms back in the days where Windwos was just an option.

Installing windows 3.1 plus Office all on floppy

It must have been about 50 odd disks

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

I remember that

I still have them somewhere, about 20 disks for Office 6, and 8 disks for Windows 3.11

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

you want the Vista version going

that takes about 19 gig lol :D

woo and congrats!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

19 gigs yeah

but a lot more crappy.

BELIEVE ME PEOPLE, STICK WITH XP, VISTA IS CRAP!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

why the feck upgrade if you got XP working ok?

cos it looks pretty? WTF???!?!?!??

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

I was naive

I wish I had never purchased the bloddy thing.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

aww

I bet you thought that you were going to be empowered with new levels of stability and security

:D

hehe

/kick a guy when they are down blog

sorry :/

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:24, archived)

yeah

I even bought the "Ultimate 64" version, expecting it to be better than XP!!!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:26, archived)

heh

well, normally I'd have sympathy but like well

nothing was expected to work properly and it's all drm to hell and back so screw it, xp's good enough, and unless ms gets it's act together could be the last version of windows a lot of folks use

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:46, archived)

Ha!

Happy B3taday!

Now who wants to donate to b3ta for my account icon?!

I neither have credit or debit accounts and it will be my b3taday oh so shortly too . . .

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

rob takes 'favours'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

Hmmmm,

What did you have to do to get yours then? ;)

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:14, archived)

I don't wish to talk about it

Psychiatrist's orders

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

send a postal order

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

to Royal Mail,

demanding they do something about it.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:16, archived)

What am I going to do? My computer has no floppy drive :(

Oh, wait, I could always use this 'CD' thing...

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:11, archived)

well

it is an old post!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:13, archived)

I used to have Win95

on 13 floppies

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Weetobix, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:12, archived)

'floppies' still makes me giggle.

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

that will be why they are trying to phase them out then.

like PC World.

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

That's strange

My windows 3.11 is on 11 disks

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:23, archived)

'error reading disk 425 of 426, replace and press enter when ready'

happy b3taday

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:22, archived)

Hmm...

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DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

I think i've been here to long

I actually moved my cursor over the 'watch' button

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

haha

me too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:08, archived)

Hang on

A minute ago this wasn't worth it's own thread....

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

It's probably still not.

But hey.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

Hahaha

How rude!

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Fluffy elephants, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:15, archived)

Do it yourself

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:03, archived)

needs more selection of ancient and modern weapons

but I think the idea is good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:04, archived)

Misschien

maar d'as te moeilijk man...Een ster op elke vlag is veel overzichtelijker.U bent niet verplicht om die ster te plaatsen hoor;zonder kan ook.

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:06, archived)

oh okee

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:25, archived)

em ot esnes on ekam llits ouy

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:17, archived)

If only the signs had been in place earlier! When will the killing end?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

Haha!

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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:57, archived)

Tomorrow, 15:43

but it will resume four minutes later

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:58, archived)

damned uncouth these colonials

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lord bofingham, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

I wish I had a hat that conveyed my feelings like that

then again I'd get beaten up quite regulrarly I expect

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 10:55, archived)

haha

^this!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:56, archived)

Oh yes!

cunt!

;)™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 10:59, archived)

I've got a queenie pic have I not?

I could REALLY test the SFW properties of it now ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:00, archived)

knock yourself out

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 8 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

LEMMY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2007, 11:02, archived)

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