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# Why?? WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Supplies!!!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# your mind has melted
aicmfps
also a slightly freaked out woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
is she Up To No Good™?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# no way!
look at that innocent face
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# :)
nice
(Mr Johnny Cash eating kittens since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I AM CALLING THE POLICE.
THIS IS TERRORISM.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# aww
going off to monster school

if she doesn't get good grades she'll only ever haunt lidls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:00, archived)
# because I like it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# :)
love that
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 13 May 2007, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Train Trumps

Make those expensive, crowded and slow journeys just fly by
Sorry for the quality - I'm new to all this
But I felt compelled, because I really really really hate the trains.
(DrCJBoduma, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Don't apologise
This is really quite good

But personally I really like travelling by train.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# if i wanted to goto swansea from my current location
I can get there but there isn't another train till the following day - useful? i think not
Woo to the pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# It depends on where I want to go to
I live in the south east and it's actually quicker for me to get to France than London because of the awkward train route

But I like kicking off my shoes, reading a good book and relaxing. Normally the trains in these parts are pretty empty.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I love travelling by train
Those pendolinos are great. Big comfy seats. Quiet zone enforced. LAptop and XDA plugged in charging up, film on the laptop, book on the XDA. All the tea and coffee you can drink for free and a free snack box. Evening meal if you are on the right train and at seat service. Huge table to cover with your newspapers PC magazines and tins of Stella. Yes, the train takes my strain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I rarely
travel on trains, so always feel a little excited when I get in and they pull of...

Is this normal for a 27 year old...actually I dont care...

Edit: However, Oxford to Guildford does seem to take an unreasonably long time...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 13 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I'm over 30 and I still love trains
even though I go on 4 of them every day (until September when I'll have to start taking the Motorbike to work). I don't love them in a nerdy way, but there's no finer way to commute than being able to have a good coffee while reading to paper.

people who complain about them are just the kind of person that whinge about everything, or never go on them
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# never sardined then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# you obviously never caught my train
good coffee?? newspaper? Can't read one when you're squashed against the window.
(horrid, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hehe
I've often got to take the journey from Manc Picc. to Lon. Eus. And as I hate taking the car to London, it's such a pain in the arse when it's there and always picking up tickets so as I'm only ever in London from a few days to a couple of months at a time I simply refuse to drive and the train is great . ( better than flying because I have to get a lift to The airport in Manc, takes half hour, ten the flight, then getting a lift from Lon. to the city, it's a pain in the arse and takes longer than the train door to door. )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I get that feeling from riding on the underground
and also taking the escalator. Perfectly normal behaviour (I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# haha
Yup. Snap there.

Further childish excitement from taking off and landing in planes...

Edit: this will probably make you chuckle then: xkcd.com/c252.html
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 13 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# haha
I saw that a few days back. They really ought to put it on a shirt for me
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# haha
I just get feelings of murder having to travel the Piccadilly line from Hammersmith to Green Park and back every day during rush hour. It's like Tokyo. I'm so glad to be back in rural Cheshire now with my feet up, choice of vehicles and windy lanes ;).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# the question is
what are your feet up?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# cow mimsy, probably
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# strange country ways
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# in the air
dammit! ;)

Actually I'm on the recliner with beer in hand eagerly awaiting the start of the Grand Prix de Catalunya. ( you know I'm a petrol head )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# yeah
drinking petrol

another country pastime

hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Come on, I don't have
a 4x4 ( although I'm tempted to buy a Mitsubishi Animal ) And I don't burn peasants to release their carbon.

( although the combined cubic capacity of all vehicles currently owned by this household is approximately 12.65 litres. Wow. I never thought about that before. That's shocking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# actually
I personally think living in the country _is_ a good reason to own a 4x4

depending upon your locality it can get quite horrific to get anywhere in bad weather

plus of course you are more likely to be using ufo's than public transport :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I like trains as a concept.....
but most of the time, you end up paying through the nose for a pretty crappy service. Going north to south (or vice versa) is usually ok, but try going east-west.

(DrCJBoduma, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I'm sure it can be bad
but if I'm going anywhere other than London I'll drive. I simply use the train as I refuse to have a car in London any more. There simply is no need.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# nobody drives in london
there's too much traffic

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# pendolinos are horrid
the voyagers are much nicer, bigger seats, wider aisles and more leg room. i have to get both between bristol and liverpool. realised the other day that the pendolinos operate to london because they can put extra carraiges in the middle, whereas the voyagers need to attach two trains to each other to get bigger.
you appear to be a first class traveller as well sir, can i have some of your money please
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I travel on both of course
as they operate both types on the mainline. There is little difference in the first class carriages, first class seats are just the same ( and not as near as huge and comfy as they once were. The main reason for wanting to be on a Pendolino is this. 2h 06m. That's 40 minutes off the travel time of a voyager.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# never seen a voyager between liverpool and birmingham
since they stopped running the liverpool-edinbrugh line. i went on one of the tilting trains (dunno which one) about 6 months before the official launch.
since i travel in standard class i'll take the extra space and ease of moving around over speed.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# The Pendolino
is the tilting train.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:13, archived)
# they both tilt
honest
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:42, archived)
# you one of those smug first-class bar-stewards then? ;-)
Well don't turn your nose up at me when I have to walk through your carriage ;-P Or I guess this is just the new virgin trains? It's all very well the new ones having all these bits and bobs, fat lot of good when you can't get a seat. My experience of Virgin trains is not the same as yours, but then I've only got one occasionally, usually on a weekend so probably not the best time.

I used to like the trains until I had to catch them every day. Stuck to some smelly knobber who's got his ipod on loud enough that people two carriages away can hear his shit taste in music. Late, full, slow, expensive. And I guess I used to get a train to go somewhere I wanted to go, once I had to start paying over the odds just to get to work they became less fun...

As for Great Western, give me the old Intercity over the new trains any day. Far, far, more seats, more space, more room for my bike(!)... on those trains I can read a paper, have a coffee etc in peace. The replacement trains they've got I can rarely get a seat, or being an antisocial sod, never get a seat not surrounded by idiots!
(horrid, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Here's the trick
if you know you are traveling, book in advance and book on the internet at www.qjump.co.uk. Not only will you save a lot of money you will get your seat reserved. Plus at weekends you can pick up first class seats cheaper than the standard fare ( little know secret that they flog off 1st class at weekends )
As for ipods I agree but sadly you can no longer do much about it as every arsehole has one. at least there is now a radio at every seat you can plug your headphones in and get 14 stations so you can ignore the ipod ignorant dickheads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Trains and train stations are romantic
I'm not talking about the daily commute/sardine hell but longish journeys.

It's all so civilised and dignified and beats flying anyday.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I hate trains.
Yesterday there was someone smoking in the carriage I was in.

Couldn't move to the next carriage because it was full of bell-ends playing their shit mobile music full blast.

Fucking inconsiderate wankers, the lot of 'em.
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# woo!
(but crop off a bit of the white border, then make the width 280 pixels)
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
I see you haven't got routed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Very nicely done
welcome etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Bradford on Avon
to Bath Spa? You could walk that in 10 minutes :P*

*may contain lies...unless you are Superman
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# or The Flash, or Quicksilver, or...
etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Lots of hills if you go direct
I live in Bradford on Avon, and it's boring...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Sun 13 May 2007, 15:08, archived)
# this is brilliant
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
good effort too :-)

*is ambivalent towards the train*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# This contains NO BASTWANK and is NOT BASTWANK APPROVED
But it is also FP worthy :D Wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 13 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# where i work , shudder
"£3.60M" means "(about) £3,600,000.00".
so woo on looking six months ahead.

and woo generally of course.
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# oh most excellent
top lurkage.

welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# My gran used to be mayor of Bradford on Avon =D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# That is a top shop
with top hummus.
All this for the low, low price of a n00b.
Woo und yay!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Nice idea
Most woo! How high does the 'smell' counter go?
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:09, archived)
# It all depends
if you get on the same train as me early on a Saturday morning after the Friday night before. No naked flames. I've known people attempt to detach their carriages from me if I'm in the loo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# GOOD GRIEF - I have a lot of bad memories of that journey
I lived in Bath, not far from the station and commuted to BoA. Well, for three weeks, anyway, before I was struck down with a horribly nasty reaction to medication I was taking, hospitalised and fired for being ill. It took me six months to recover. Oh, happy times...
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sun 13 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# That's ace
Tip: If you are going to make pics that good then you should make them 280 pixels wide so that they can fit on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:18, archived)
# This took a bit to get file sizes down.


I'm going through my photo archive to find pictures for my DT =) Thankfully I love taking photos and never delete anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# DT?
EDIT: That's lully BTW
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Design and Technology.
Graffix
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Ahhh
Twas CDT in my day (shortly after the Battle of Hastings).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Tapestry building 101?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Majored in 'Weaving Historical Inaccuracies'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# those can often be corrected by a 'stitch in time'
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Oof
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# problem dear?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Oh I never did the advanced stuff
We just used to scare the shite out of the teacher by making fake comets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Arf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That Mr. Halley as a push over
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# how does one construct a comet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ice cube + orbital vector = comet
easy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# That or dog poo and lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# are you suggesting comets are made of canine faecal matter, carbonated water and aspartame?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Noooo
Proper lemonade obviously! Anyway aspartame subtracts of the natural nuttiness of the dog pooey plop plop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ah, ok
as long as it's got real sugar in, i can believe it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# i imagine the beta testing was rather messy
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# ooooo
am gunna make one, i have the ice cube now where do i find an orbital vector?
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# um, you just luz it into space
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# surely
the ice cube would melt while leaving the earths atmosphere, so i think the dog poo and lemonade method would work better.
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# not if you get a big enough ice cube
a titanic-sinker would probably be about right
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# it is now clearly apparent you have never heated a dog shite
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nope,
i can hoestly say i have never heated a dog shite
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# some good advice would be:
dont!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# the voice of experience
you can spot it a mile off
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i still wake up at night gagging from the smell sometimes
also it burns REALLY quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# advice taken
and noted thanke sir
(davey c i hope you stepson doesnt eat the fish, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# All that lint in your pocket?
Save it up for a couple of months, coat it in sneeze and then get two african swallows to carry it into space on a strand of creeper
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# er, what what, this is odd, I am confused
and this still gives me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# It's a bit creepy with the music I'm playing.
It's some sort of D&B "Codename John - B with U"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# it's clearly the kind of thing that kills someone in their sleep
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# one would be most concerned if it didn't give you the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# whats scary is that I found this a while ago
and it's still going

just rotating menacingly against the background
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Oh dear fucking Lord on a unicycle!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# in the internet
you can find everything

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah?
Could it google me a banana wigwam?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# cor
vereh cool.

lacks the word BASTWANK written across the sky in red smoke tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Or does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# terribly sorry, my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# It took hours of cloning to get them out of the original picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yeah, but you made an excellent job of it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# The world beens more bastwank
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# what the world
beens now
is bastwank
sweet bastwank
that`s a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Alfred Lord Tennyson. 1852.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# No
Chip n Dale 1983:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# nah, that was a pale imitation of tennyson's genius
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hmm... it seems like you have taken my job
Now tell everyone an interesting fact about George Alagiah
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# George Alagiah
Born, 1732, Didcot, inventor of the thumping boatknuckle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# George Alagiah once worked at a bavarian pizza shop
Where he invented bastwank pizza, made by slicing up bastwank with freshly sharpened doritos
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# wow i did not know that!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's ... oh, wait...
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

EDIT: Changed the image slightly due to the fact the wheels looked rubbish!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# sausages on sticks?
what is the meaning of this
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# a plane! flying by sausage!
that is preposterous!!!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# It's a renactment
Of that Charlie Chaplin thing with potatoes on forks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# potatoes?
I remember it being breadrolls
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Was it?
I've always assumed potatoes, but then I've never seen it in context
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I think so...
it's been a while since I've seen it though

edit; googled

www.kewego.com/channel/iLyROoaftJmo.html
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Fair enough!
Like I say, never seen it in context before. I think I saw it in an episode of the X Files!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# =)
it doesn't really matter, just thought I'd see
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That's ok
I like all the trivial nonsense that litters my head to be accurate!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# whatever is the point in that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I belive it also appeared in the film
'Benny and Joon' done by Johnny Depp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Really?
*stores that little nugget away also*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Breadrolls?!
I remember when all those used to be Deadly Toxic Stones, we'd have to wear a radiation suits just to re-enact Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# o_O
ok...just sit quietly and take your pills
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] b3ta top trumps
b3ta top trumps
(catsfather, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ^^^this
And they should be made. I'd buy a pack
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# damn it yes!
they'd sell millions!*

*(possibly 10)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Heh heh!
'Seams police edition'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hahaha
yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# haha
I bet The Fear's Fear Factor is off the scale!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# yays
*likes this clickness*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 May 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I
was working on that yesterday morning and got bored. This comp is knob chops
(kiss_my_swingers, Sun 13 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Eurovision is so inclusive these days!

original pic (120k)

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Arf!
Anyone else think she looks like Joe Pasquale?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I think she looks like
she's pemanently belming.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Just a bit
But Wogan hit the nail on the head, saying she looked like Lou Costello!
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Yup.
Spot on.
I thought he seemed in a dour mood last night, as if everything he held dear
was threatened by the Balkan block voting. Still, bollocks to the wiggy git.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Ohhh...
that is top shopping :D
have this woo
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ta
The arm over her head's a bit dodgy but that's pissed shopping for you!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# pissed is the only way to shop
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# HALLOW!
.. does this mean i need to cancel my really hectic uber important plans and go to your bash instead? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Hallows sir
is up to you...
just going to be a few pints in the 'sheaf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# best cancel my 1 night in bangkok then
.. it`s the ultimate test of cerebral fitness, don`t you know!

the creme de la creme of the chess world in a show with everything but Yul Brynner
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# You are Murray Head
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# say it ain`t so, Joe!
say it ain`t so!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Give us cash!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# blimey that`s a bit direct! lemme see..


£1.24, an expired travel card, and a mojos wrapper.. any good to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# £1.24!
Such riches!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Nicely
It's so political though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# And thank god for that
We'd never have got any points if it wasn't for Ireland and Malta
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Fantastic!
Chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Is it just me that went
"Cylons!" when they came on stage?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
You've been around a while!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hmm, I would a like cylon take away
I'll have a number six, and a number eight please
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# mmmm boomer, not so sure on six though...
always had a thing for cally tyrol for some reason...
(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Your Star Wars wedding tale still reduces me to stiches
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Nicely done!
needs more scooter (not the band)
'Ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Scooootaaah
Chillybow!!!
Yiiihhaaaa!!!
Respect to the man in the icecream van!!!

Over and out!


/best lyrics ever
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# scooooooootah!
*plays at 72rpm* *headbangs*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Frickin' Ukraine should have won it!! :D


bloody minge eating midget
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Fucking YES!
Best by a mile.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Kinky-Winky?
You're kidding!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# how can you not like this..it's the most I've laughed in ages
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzlKiwJOa_I
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Oh I laughed, believe me!
But for actual quality, I preferred Sweden, Slovenia, Finland, Germany....

Ireland and the UK deserved their pathetic marks though, they were pants!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I liked Finland..she was lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Agreed
I would!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# o_O
Idols winner turned gothrocker?
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Nice eyes though
And the black hair suited her.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# that's true
I guess I've just gotten an overdose of her
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# and Russia for sexy results!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# this
sheer quality
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Was I the onley one who like georgia?
it was kinda björk-ish...
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I didn't like it...
but then I don't really like Björk that much either
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# I would have preferred this to represent sweden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqP0YIeD8aM
but I didn't wote or watch, so I guess I don't have much of a say in the matter
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that Su Pollard bloke scared me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Its an Elton John fanfest
Why is it that reminds me of the scene in Blackadder where Edmund and Lord Melchett escape from the prison in the final episode :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Glad I wasn't the only one!
Ein zwei, ein zwei.
Insulting further gestures to the prisoners, Ein zwei! Ein zwei! Ooooooooooooh!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Thats the one
classic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# haha! yay for Rowland out of Grange Hill


..France should have won :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Ha! Ro-land!
That's an idea for later!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I need to hook my PC up at some point
I fancied doing a CSI:Alabama
but that was as far as the idea got :)

/lazy and playing too much guitar these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:56, archived)
#
I didnt know she was a midget
I thought it was all innocent play
Ie didnt know she was a midget
But when dad came home he put me away
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:57, archived)
# who the fuck are serbia
they were rubbish, they just got votes because the singer looked like harry potter

i quite liked the finnish song, and the french were amusing.

the ukrainian entry will be fighting doctor who next week

the half time act was superb as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# They got votes because
A) All the former soviet block countries voted for each other

B) Their neighbours are scared witless of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# trousers worn with stilettos
= wrong
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Fantastic
click
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The worst card you can ever play...
(sanchosser, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# This has given me the urge to listen to Saturday Night Fever
and sing along loudly thus annoying my neighbours

Best of all the things to do on a wet Sunday!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# qwik n nasty n im off 2 wrk!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Racist! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Racist racist!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Racist racist racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# a race? where?
i'll have 10 dollars on no. 3!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'll take that bet
*takes money*
*runs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# no. 3 the horse
not no 3 the bus you are sitting on waving!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Too late!
*waves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# The whole "r" pronounciation is a stupid myth, simply because it's not a letter in Japan (possibly China)
I hate people grabbing that and making a joke of it. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# lacist!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Bill Bailey tickets?
Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I'm up for that if you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Lazlo's sig
My woo was out of jealousy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I bought them then told Mrswoodbine
that I'd wait until they were all sold out then ebay them. She told me if I did then she'd castrate me so I'm afraid I can't help out.

I think there are still tickets left all over the country at the moment though, check out his site if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# He drinks at my old local.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# 'Ning Ghosty,
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Cool
Miserable weather today, but I suppose we need the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Indeed,
Birmingham NIA, right back in the cheap seats (even though they're all the same price) but never mind, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Cunt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Why would you call me a cunt?


/HappyToast
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Right, enough of that.
Fancy some karate to your face sir? :P
/karaoke is optional
Nihongo jin desu ka?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7182333
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Arigatou gozaimasu!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# chill dude
have some pearoasted boobs from last night
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I'm chilled sir
I'm just defending something in my small way
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# There's no 'L' sound in Japanese
and when thy spell out english words phonetically in Japanese characters they use the same character for 'R' as they do for 'L', leading to the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Actually, "R" is prounounced between r and l
a rolled r covers it
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Hehe
you probably know much more than me
just going on what my Japanese sister-in-law told me
she was drunk at the time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Well she would say the same thing
if she was asked about saying R...more or less. I'm not exactly a speaker who's never spoken to a native Japanese person. Apparently I make more sense than most when I speak Japanese. Must say something.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Haha
I seem to make most sense when speaking the universal language of 'drunk'
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I can't roll my R's
Can't do fake burps either:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# AND ME!
are you my long lost brother?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# You're not funny either :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# yes but
they don't have any of our letters in china or japan
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# And?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# This is sweetened with aSPARTAme!


Bindun?
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Er, don't think so
Aspartame is as scary as his beard though, so well done!

EDIT: Oh yes, have a woo as well!
Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Haha
That's some nice shoppery there :D
EDIT: how rude of me, have this Woo! & a *clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Aspartame is the spunk of the devil.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# mmm but only one calorie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Which makes it evil before you start!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# But I thought...
One calorie equals one EVIL. Fight the calories!
(uusipaavalniemi I am poo., Sun 13 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# one evil migraine inducing potentially carcenogenic calorie
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ^This
Cola's horrible anyway
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# incidentally
'i invented aspartame' is an anagram of 'i felch goats on a regular basis'.

can't believe no one's noticed that before.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Well that explains the taste...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# what i don't get is
you find aspartame in crisps these days.

FUCKING CRISPS! For the love of Breasts, why?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# and we know why he's laughing
britney tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Repost tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# have a pea
(tommclaughlan, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# 'Fraid so

Just over a month old....
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 13 May 2007, 22:32, archived)
# bionic sphincter
(xaniac, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# That's quite a party trick.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# What a party it was too.

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# threadjack for paintmashery!

Abandoned sunday breakfasts = free food

Edit: How rude of me! Woosome sphincter!
(zonk, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# that prolapse
is scaring me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ???

'nings and all that
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'nings bunny of cunderness,
Is that a plant that is polonated by hundreds of little Flash Gordons?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Haha
you know your plants :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
#
m'ning the merciless
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# *Groans*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# ning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Good mornings mr prodg
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# 'ning ta proj
And how are the wilds of Scottyland this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# 70% hungover 30% scrambled egg on toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all.
have another shit - compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Hahaha, you left out the old school tracing paper ones!
I've been a naughty riverghost! I was lurking wearing nothing but a bathrobe! *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# look again...
(IZAL)
(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Oh yes I am sorry
Coffee is brewing blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Hehehe, so was I.
Then I got my willy out and put clean clothes on =)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# snap!
and then I noticed I hadn't shut blinds properly and I had probably given some old biddy on Earls Court Road the fright of her life.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# She had a stroke.
But her friend couldn't reach.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Well I have to get my cheapies some how
And grannies will do it for polo mints you know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# and horses apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! G-Man-74 is reading last years news on, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# You're thinking of sugar lumps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Clicks
but I use wet-wipes!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 13 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] A Full Set

Click on the picture for the rest of the cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# What was the result in that?
/was working and in the pub blog
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Serbia
Cheating Balkan Twunts
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Serbia won?
Blimey! I almost wish I'd stayed home to see Wogan's reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:20, archived)
# Missed it myself
I came through to finish this, plus I didn't want to hear the song again. It deserves its vileness rating. Utter Shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# I'm sure they all were bloody shite
I heard (in the pub) that Ireland came last and that was no surprise, but where did UK come? I know the rest were bound to be crap...but Serbia? Jesus! Crack was on the cards last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# We were just ahead of Ireland I think.
Yup, Serbia was fucking shite. Another b3tan described the singer as looking like a lesbian emo schoolkid. I voted for Finland again.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# I voted for sweden
they had a very pretty lad singing a rip off of "son of my father" by chickory tip

Ireland were utter shite, a complete embarrasment. I mean it wasn't even proper fiddlydee music, when they upped the tempo it was still plodding, the backing musicians should have had a few pints in them before they started playing and the dana lookalike they had singing couldn't even fake playing a bodhran properly, she's obvoiusly not given many hand jobs. UK were awful, as expected. but serbia? FFS.....
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# ireland do everything they can
(short of having harold shipman singing) to lose because they cant afford to stage the event next year
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Wow!
Is Harold Shipman doing bookings now?

That'll stop him hanging around.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# not true, it's actually because they feel guilty and don't want to unleash another michael flately on the world
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# And all the Balkan countries can afford it better than Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# yes
theyre the richest countries on earth (except for bulgaria)
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# i think
they should get someone to perform my lovely horse
although there's a danger of the comedy of it causing it to win
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# UK came second to last
We would have been last if it weren't for Malta. Nice Irish gave us points too.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Us lot usually give points to everyone for some reason
I'll have to catch it online when it's uploaded
/I usually only watch for the Wogan commentary
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# it's because the uk doesn't have 17 neighbour countries, unlike most other european states
xenophobia actually produces result based on the quality of the music (with the exception of this years irish entry obviously, that was just a sympathy vote)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Our entry is usually shite either way
be it the Irish one or the UK one (we can have both, being northern)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I think ireland should ditch the ballads, get some auld boys from the pub
and sing a song about drinking and fighting.

as for the uk? well probably the best thing they could do is get a proper punk act to do a song that names every european country and calls them all cunts in a unique and individual fashion. a surprisingly few people learned from last years winner, Lordi made it clear that europe wants to ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# Ireland should get fucked. Completely.
It's what they all want/expect. Then sing or chant the fuck out of the rest. The chance of winning would multiply.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Don't we usually give them points?
But then, I could hardly make out the words on their entry.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# How long did all that take you?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Fuck!
You're a cunt this early?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:16, archived)
# eh?
I asked how long it took someone to make 24 cards. Why'd you call me a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:19, archived)
# *puts fingers in HT's ears*

*Shouts LA LA LA LA*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# morning Dave
got anything nice planned today?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# nice music in church
ros biff lunch and . . . sit on the sofa farting until work tomorrow, I guess . . .

We wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but it's finished C]:0(

you?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:24, archived)
# no idea at the moment
might drive back to my old home town to see the comic shop owner about stocking my Zombie book. Or I might stay here and get some work done.

Pan's Labyrinth is ace, rent it out from Blockbuster (or another leading film rental specialist)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# Is it there yet?
I thought it had only just stopped at the cinema . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# yeah it came out a while ago
cinemas just kept running it because word of mouth was so good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# pan?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Even I couldn't imagine a world with that happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# What's wrong with cunt? It's a good word.
I'd get away with it more if I kept my old name.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# It's the one word that I always assume is meant as a simply offensive remark
Especially as there's no winking symbol or hint of sarcasm after it.
So I repeat, why'd you call me a cunt, what have I done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# SOMEBODY is in a fighting mood!
*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:27, archived)
# no chap, trying to get to the bottom
of why I've upset someone so we can all be nice friends. As you well know ;)

How are you today chap?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:29, archived)
# Good!
As mentioned earlier, I am eagerly awaiting my copy of the codex seraphinianus.

I got one of the original print run of 5000.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# what's that then?
*googles*
ooooh, looks interesting, I'll look at that a bit more later.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Jesus!
What's the problem man? You'd think I'd cut your arm off. It's Nikon Fella here. I'm supposed to be a cunt, you eejit!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Sorry mate
If that's just how you greet people then fine, I'll ignore it. But I don't respond well to unexplained insults without comedic remarks that follow.
It comes from gettiong called a cunt on here by a couple of other people with no explanantion whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Aye but it's me...
It's what I do. Come to Belfast and I'll call you a cunt to your face, but still buy you a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# I am going to make a t-shirt that says
FREE PINTS FOR CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# how sweet
*makes note in B3ta translation manual made, Nikon/Shuya is a sweary mary and is not being rude* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Right!
I'll make a note that you're a sarcy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I can be, also noted for having a "very dry wit" by someone
(I forget who now)

But never nasty to people :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I know you do, sir ;)
I just didn't want to give myself away so soon, so I apologise if I sounded rude. Well, I was being rude but in my own way...the new name throws people. It's still me though...The fucking rude cunt AKA Nikon Fella. I'm rude as hell but still nice about it. Hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# That would actually make quite a nice t-shirt
with "hopefully" being a back print :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Too long, I think
though I'm sure a T shirt could come from edited portions ;)
/you have the skills for that
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# There is a very high chance that he is being rude, you just don't need to take it personally.
Not that I'm speaking on someone else's behalf or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:40, archived)
# That's rich coming from you, Mr Gronkie!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
WE'RE ALL CUNTS AROUND HERE, ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS A RETARD OR A LIAR.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# I must apologise for not taking part much in your ZMR site
it seems redecorating here is taking longer than I thought. And added extras like painting the frigging front gate etc. I promise I'll get my musical arse in gear soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Don't sweat it, I haven't been doing much lately either.
The last 10 people to have signed up have been spammers. I've spent more time banning people than I have making music lately.

I really need to make it harder for them...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I just found a track of me "attempting" to play flamenco guitar
I've uploaded it senduit.com/27e2a3
it's full of mistakes and swearing
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Awesome!
Don't forget, Mystery Bob made a hosting site if you want to use it:

zombiemoonrobots.spirokeet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Blimey!
Noone told me about that (though I haven't been on ZMR for a while). Greatfully recieved sir! And bookmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I'm not sure asf files will work though - best to put it in mp3 format...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I do that anyway
I have stuff recommended by Rapitinui and that for doing drum backings but I can't get what I want. I need to work out programming my own keyboard to be honest. I can do a lot with it except getting drum patterns to work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# It's not the nicest thing to call someone
when they just asked how long it took to make a set of cards

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# It's me, you big Deirdre
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Ahhh!
Nikon . . .

Still, no need if you're going to change yer id. I'm with Happy Toats on thissun

FLUFF! FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Right! *abducts your babies*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# 0_o

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Don't worry, Dave's only going to bugger them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# long time
couple of hours, plus did some during comp
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# that's some mighty dedication
*plays Roy Castle's trumpet*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:21, archived)
# eww!
He was buried with that!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# but if you want to be the best
and you want to beat the rest

a good shovel and a few hours digging's what you need
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Great set, all facts except
All Santas are creepy. wy
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Thanks,
This Santa was very scary though
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Heh! "Temporarily United Kingdom"!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Arf!
nice...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# haven't made a dinosaur yet but a pteridon is close
(xaniac, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:00, archived)
# FUCK YES.
Is he angry because he is horny and can't get none?

I'm pretty sure that's how the dinosaurs became extinct.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:02, archived)
# its a she
!
(xaniac, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:04, archived)
# Snooty bitch.
She needs to lower her standards.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Well played.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:13, archived)
# COR!
This is rather WOO!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:33, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# the Human Torch...
is boring to draw. FACT.


Previously:
Captain Planet, Mr. Fantastic, The Riddler, the Thing, Batman

End of series 1
series 1 wallpaper


Website
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:55, archived)
# I go sleepeh tiem now
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:56, archived)
# But WOO! to watch!
Sleep well, princess

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Boring to draw?
not to look at!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:02, archived)
# CHECK IT OUT, I JUST DREW THE INVISIBLE WOMAN:
.


















What does everyone think?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:04, archived)
# She's fucking invisible!
what the fuck are we supposed to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:05, archived)
# Take it off!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:07, archived)
# Get your invisible shroud off for the lads!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:10, archived)
# Leave that kinky stuff at home...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:12, archived)
# Hey! It's welcome here as far as I'm concerned!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:14, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:13, archived)
# She's got head lice!

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Nyes...
I should prolly got to sleep as well...but I most likely won't...g'night anyway!



Also woo!



(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:06, archived)
# Woo and sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:09, archived)
# I quite enjoyed drawing him ;)


'ning foof! How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:18, archived)
# hahaha!
He's cooking biscuit man!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:26, archived)
# toasted flapjack, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:31, archived)
# Maybe so...
but the results are feckin' WOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Rarr!
I Yam all scaredy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:44, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:46, archived)
# yus!
I got fishus!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:54, archived)
# KITTIN!
^_^
i want a big kititn liek that...i would ride it to work. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:53, archived)
# TIGERSEX: Sex with tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Woo!
*strokes pretty kitty*

*loses hand*

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# looks way too cuddly...
it's not safe... =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sun 13 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# sunset coast
(xaniac, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:38, archived)
# Needs some angry dinosaurs.
Or some horny dinosaurs that can't get none, I forget which.

On popular request: I do actually like your work. I hope you already know this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:40, archived)
# That is ALL kinds of smashing
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Yo!
Needs more b & w tile and chrome ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:43, archived)
# Don't forget the horny dinosaurs who are angry because they can't get none.
TIME FORGOT THEM ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:45, archived)
# I think that you're a pair of meanies
not liking it JUST the way it is . . . it clearly took longer than 2 minutes to make

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:46, archived)
# I was raised to believe that there is always room for improvement.
IT IS CALLED TOUGH LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:48, archived)
# *Loves, toughly*

(i.e. no lube)

You could still say Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# xaniac knows I perma-woo these.
www.b3ta.com/board/7180595
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:56, archived)
# FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Very nice!
Terragen?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# *woosh*

i don't know why, but in my head, batman goes "woosh."

don't judge me...

Previously:
Captain Planet, Mr. Fantastic, The Riddler, the Thing

End of series 1
series 1 wallpaper


Website
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:14, archived)
# It was inevitable! God damn Batman!
Section two is ace'ing along nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:16, archived)
# ^_^
i wasn't going to draw him...as i'm having so much fun
drawing characters i'm less familiar with...

but like, 8 people requested him and complained when i didn't deliver.

PEER PRESSURES MADE ME DO IT!
*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Sing it, bingo cards went like that.
Left field suggestion: Unknown Solder.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:28, archived)
# gj
also, good night and good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:17, archived)
# *pokes you*
beefheart, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:18, archived)
# yeah, I've got his last three albums and I'm ordering trout mask and safe as milk.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:22, archived)
# yay's
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:25, archived)
# FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:19, archived)
# gfghfjhgf
ETC
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:30, archived)
# FOOOOOF!
COR! EDIT: Opps! I dropped this . . . Woo!

I was hopting you'd be here! 'ning!

I maded some purty Flaaaaaaaaahs

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:21, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooh!
lully! ^_^

how's the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:26, archived)
# getting better, ta
every hug I receive bring me closer to my goal

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:41, archived)
# *hug*
*hug*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:51, archived)
# Yay!
Yay!

*also hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# Draw T-Bone Malone!
He was my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:21, archived)
# the words "he was my favorite" for some reason had me in stiches and I woke myself up laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:23, archived)
# THIS IS A GOOD THING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:31, archived)
# ...
?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:28, archived)
# I was also searching for a link but I haven't found anything.
This is unfortunate. T-Bone Malone totally wouldn't settle for that kind of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:31, archived)
# 'ning all
;)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:22, archived)
# Yo!
Harrow!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:23, archived)
# Bugger the children? BUGGER THE CHILDREN?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:32, archived)
# yes!
ALL of them!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:02, archived)
# excellent!
top one missy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 May 2007, 8:23, archived)
# BATMAN!
(Cliph, Mon 14 May 2007, 3:49, archived)
# [killerkitti addendum]
(onomatopoeicneologism, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:33, archived)
# Emo much?
I like Killerkitti but you can only make so many jokes. She's a nice girl, even if she has to be given a lesson in proper rock music.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:41, archived)
# you put the words I wanted to say on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:47, archived)
# And I'm glad you're here.
How the hell are you?
/nikon fella here if you don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:49, archived)
# I doing awesome
I'll be getting my cds in the mail on monday and now I am trapped in a haze where I can't create anything no matter how bad. I'm also very tired.
you?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:51, archived)
# Your CDs?
That's pretty fucking good! And don't worry about the creating stuff thing. It'll come. As for me, I'm sorry for my lack of stuff on ZMR..I haven't had the time to touch a single instrument. Been painting, redecorating and working loads. Photos take up more time than you'd imagine when it's work.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:55, archived)
# i didn't mean my own cds
I meant the beefheart cds I ordered.
I think I'll be able to do work again when I can slooshy some of that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Beefheart! Class!
Good choice sir. Your stuff's always good anyway. Was it you who did the BOYRD thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
# the whole soundtrack, yes
gronkpan did the remix
pizzatimepizza.blogspot.com/2007/04/soundtrack.html
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:04, archived)
# God yeah!
That's a download takeaway! Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:07, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:08, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:08, archived)
# GOOD AFTERNOON.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Afternoon?
I won't have Aussies in my house! Get away with ye! How's things sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:13, archived)
# Things are actually pretty good, all things considered.
I have just woken up from a chemically fueled weekend, after moving house on saturday.

Also, I just ordered a copy of the codex seraphinianus and am eagerly awaiting its delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:18, archived)
# Erm....lots to take in
especially when listening to Dr D's "album"
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:21, archived)
# ITS IN QUOTE MARKS BECAUSE ITS AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:24, archived)
# SHIT, I THOUGHT YOU WHERE DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Well, I did have a bit of a moment
but I've sorted things out.

Now I'm just invincible until proven otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:13, archived)
# it sucks that your here now because I want to go to bed really badly.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:16, archived)
# I also bought a copy of 'the dangerous book for boys'. It is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:20, archived)
# what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:21, archived)
# It's a guide on how to be completely awesome.
www.amazon.co.uk/Dangerous-Book-Boys-Conn-Iggulden/dp/0007232748/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/202-5243731-2433468?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1179037374&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:23, archived)
# More emo than emo!
^Rob Zombie voice

Despite the Emos' reputation for gloom and angst, I notice there is always this nauseatingly sweet streak of cutesy-ass hopefulness running through their art and music.

Just doing my part to crush that.

:)
(onomatopoeicneologism, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:49, archived)
# You are soooooooooooooo emo
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:51, archived)
# lol pwnd.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:52, archived)
# the devil.
sdfsdafdsfadsdafdfsf
MMMMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:52, archived)
# My ears are burning.
Howdy Doc'!
*pushes the next cow over the cliff*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 6:59, archived)
# hi, hatman
I want to get a big orchestra together and then have them play their interments as noisy and terrible as they can. that sounds like it could be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:01, archived)
# John Cage tried that one.
PDQ Bach's got a variation on that theme too.

Trick is [if you ask me] is 'half bad'. Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:05, archived)
# PDQ BACH AM ACE!
yays for other people that know things.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:16, archived)
# I had a conversation about alternative music a while ago.
As far as I'm concerned, it isn't alternative unless it has the sound of a baby getting hit by an ambulance.

Until that becomes the mainstream, of course.

I'd like to hear an orchestra simulating the sound of a baby getting hit by an ambulance.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:12, archived)
# BASTARD!
Mind piss, I think I could score that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:14, archived)
# DO IT DO IT DO IT
Then I'll have to come up with a different concept for what alternative music should be.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:33, archived)
# Added to todo list.
It's amusing enough of a concept,
so, yeah ok, I'll give it a go soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# oh my god yes
and an all-female choir singing about it, too, with the angelic type sound to it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 13 May 2007, 7:15, archived)

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