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# a Leo'tard!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# hahaha
the tongue makes it :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# hehe
its the mark of a mong
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# hahaahahaha
first LOL of the evening

*clicks*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# LOLbob Smirkpants!
clickety click
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# :)


(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# cheers!
hi cockalorum
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Needs Benny hill Musik!
Woo
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# yes!
or that "power of sound" music from the clarkson alluc thing.

^this may not make any sense
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# arf!
Yay! Tards! Woo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I just got me some winmorph
'catted'

what's everyone been up to today then?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# eating, mostly
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# good answer
anything particually dilectible?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Beer battered fish tacos
it's my Monday staple, tomorrow is a Turkey and Cheese sandwich
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# mmmm....
yesterday I had a roast chicken, stuffing and cheese panini, 'twas luvverly...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# that's not Simon McCorkindale!
/1984 blog
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# call of duty on the ps3
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I have Call of duty 2
on my pda. It's fucking shit.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I went to a thing
and I did some shopping

then I sat

oh, I had burgers, nice
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ah,
a goopd day then?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# that's good
well i had a pet slow worm

HAD
my sister's friend set it free on saturday, and when i went to clean it out (i'd assumed it was under its foliage) i noticed how *not there* it was. so i asked mum, and she told me. at the time i was out buying live mealworms, which i'm going to put in her bed the next time she's at our house for the night =].
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# that's not very nice
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i know
how can some people be such cocktray litterflaps?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# i was also referring to the idea of putting mealworms in her bed
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# oh
well i was out buying them at the time she set him free

it's only fitting.

oh, and they're alive
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Oh I don't know
I had his sister, and her friend, and it was very nice indeed
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# you're welcome to them
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I has a sister and her mother, that was a strange one

but nice none the less
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# oh
and i was ill.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# it won't be far
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ha!~
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Revising for a Machine vision exam.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# revisions crap isn't it
I'm supposedly revising for a maths exam tommorow : (
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# why are you revising ?
can't you get a machine to do it ?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# pfft.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# sitting, watching the rain.
all. fucking. day.

*glums*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# awww, poor yam bucket
have a vertual jaffa cake...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# cor
it's like instant sunshine in a chocolate covered orangey cake/biscuit.

fankoo, you ever so gifted weasel.

(and woo to your pic too)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# thanks...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# spent all day drawing fences at work :(
nice pussy/face
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# fun
and thankyou if thats a compliment, er, not, if it's, you know... not....
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# twas!
:)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Manimal!
woo :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# working
mostly
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# whut is good free
morphing software?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# My favorite is Sqirlz Morph
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I ain't been drawing much lately
So to make up, have a wip that I may or may not finish, depending on how bored I get with it.

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Condi! Condi! Condi!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Rice Rice Rice!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Condi! Condi! Condi!

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Minium! Minium! Minium!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# arf!~
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
#

nice drawing
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# that's good :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# nicely drawed
but why draw something from the axis of evil?

I mean

"A representative of the only way to do anything in the entire planet, yay usa #1!"
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# It was a very good source piccie
which is usually how I choose what to draw :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# man
just think

she's going to be the first female president of the usa

:D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# after hillary clinton
America isnt ready for black and female in one entity
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# somehow
I don't think ms clinton is going to get in
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# tits like egg cups
a gash tighter than a hibernating bears arsehole, she cant lose
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# woo!
nicely - Condolezza Rice, is it?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Yay!
James Brown! Did they bury him yet? ;-)




( I know, I know. Woo )
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# JAMES BROWN IS DEAD
JAMES BROWN IS DEAD

Booooooooooom-chakka-BOOOOOOOm Booooooom-Chaa-chaa-BOOOOOOOM
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# *waves glowsticks*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Dead?
So why were all those geezers dancing round his coffin shouting "GET UP, GET ON UP!"?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# VOODOO SCIENCE
:D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# arf !
lolzor
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# John Peel and the Pope finally got him then?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# yeah
in a three way sexfight!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# of course!
the only way that is right and just!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# That's fucking ace
considering the only thing I've drawn of late is curtains
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# pen and ink, or oils?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
#
guache gouash gache tache crayon, mostly
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# wiping your cock
on the curtains after sex does not constitute a work of art!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I beg to differ sir
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# run out into the street
wipe it on passers by

it's not assault

it's "allowing them to be part of the creative process, which they should be grateful for"

actual defence of a twat "artist" tho it wasn't sexual offenses, it was obnoxious acts of vandalism

tho he may as well have used his cock, the cock
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# With respect, m3
I fear you are getting confused with wiping your cock on the curtains before sex.

It's all a question of sementics.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# *ponders*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# besides
thats a sure fire way of getting a woman to scream your name
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ooo
Morgan Freeman
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# ooh
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
#

hang on....?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# it's a motherfucking drill!
I seen them on a motherfucking plane!

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# the entire film consists of getting it past customs
then the plane unexpectedly blows up. the end.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# ahh
getting it past customs is easy

of course

if you are an old lady with a tube of "ointment" it's *UP AGAINST THE WALL BITCH! DON'T MOVE OR WE SHOOT!*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# She says its ointment.
But it turns out to be toothpaste. THE HARLOT
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# clearly a terrorist
off ta gitmo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Lies!
Ceci est une pipe!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# once more in english
please!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# O_o
I like chicken
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# c'est un worm?
:S
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# it's a vigorous throbbing baton de pain!
that's what it is :D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# you're entering a world of pain
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# i dont understanding
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# and therein lays the beauty
there is nothing to understand
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# fucking hell
it's a DR Who monster!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Did you buy it in Marks & Spencers?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# no
i googled it and pasted it over an existing pic!
Im living right on the edge here!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# This is not a drill
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# FAQ!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# i didn't see anything against it in the faq
what's wrong with the pic?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# im glad im
not at work now - put it that way!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# oh, sorry!
i'd put a link to it but whenever i try i fail


any help?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# take the img tags off!!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# he said get yer tits out
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
#
delete the img bit before the src bit.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# to post a link all you need to paste is the bit that starts http:// and
ends with.jpg

like this http://www.htmllinkhelp.co.uk
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# better?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# make your pictures
bigger, delete the threads, repost in new ones and make sure they all have tits in them!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# NSFW?
To be fair no-one is going to mistake it for a real cock, but I probably wouldn't get away with looking at drill-mounted dildos either. Could easily be mistaken for pr0n I suppose.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# The faq clearly states that the messageboard
is not for posting images that you did not make yourself. Now I know that's a bit nazi and it is at least not a new thread.
Don't be downhearted. I'm just keeping you on your toes. Don't want you getting lax because you've made a few posts recently and got you dander up! ;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# oh THAT
i forgot about that!

haha sorry!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# too late
if anything...

woo
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha trying to make money from it...now that's fucked up!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# oh I didn't notice that bit
there's a difference between taking the piss

and cashing in
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# there seems to be a lot of trolls posting tonight
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# wow
i didnt know they could reach postboxes
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
tonight
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# the tshirt is suprisingly clean
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# well torn is one thing, but you've got to clean things after you rape them
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# god help me, I laughed at that statement
hullbound :D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# I laughed
b3ta already has me condemned to the firy pit, why fight it...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# this is slightly evil
but it makes me giggle
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# In response to the lovely sock puppets posted over the last week or so..
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Here's my take...Golf Club Cover Puppets.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# haha fab' :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Socky? Golf? Club? Covers?
whatever will they think of next
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# as used by the red hot chilli peppers?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# There's an image I didn't need.
Uurrgg!! :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Haha
I remember when my sister bought me some novelty head covers for my woods. They too had silly faces on. Bloody ridiculous. They live in the shed and only come out on the rare occasions I play my brother in law. I have proper grown up Callaway covers.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I only take 3 clubs with me, and
use the resulting free space for more beer.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# beer, clubs, covers.....
golf is the best way to ruin a good walk!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahaha!
i love these.
but am not in love with them
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# a better 'reworked' old idea...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# In 1972 a
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Yay!~
a team anim

sorry, that was a bit big for a reply
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Arf
You have hummus enough to fill a big barrel that previously contained lots of fish but now doesn't contain lots of fish.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# pffh...needs more kittin
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# i pity the fool
who doesn't like that one!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Good heavens archie!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# woo sir, woo
and houpla to that.

it's ace
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# you are truly great
have this rather dusty woo ive been saving for so long
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# you're a gentleman and scholar sir
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Have some targeted advertising

and a woo! :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Haha


/pearoasts
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together
Yay for the A- Team and yay for this!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# class, sir
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Ma..
Splittin' sides are enterin' into a whole world of pain. Fool.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# hehehe
that's an irksome grimace if ever there was one...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# wasn't he married
to Amanda Hold-Ups?

edit: nope, that was Les Dennis...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# has he gone on a killing spree?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# no, he threw cutlery at another diners table
after having a few beers and a bottle of wine.

So I'm painting him as a murderous callous killer who has a range of kitchen knives. :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# well there is no smoke without fire
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# most likely was in Portugal last week too
The big fucking Tarrant.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# i belive they will belive they will revising her 4 yr old status when they find her 10 day old corpse
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I think it's a marathon hide and seek session


(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# did they check under the pile of laundry?


/hide & seek Pro
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Despite the fact
that she knew he would be bullied by the other kittins in kittin skool Timmy's mother loved him very, very much.



As an aside. Have you seen these videos. ( I've had a quick glasscock and I don't do link board much ) I expect you have but I'm linking anyway. Fascinating to photoshoppers I think.

Photoshop manipulation video. ever so slightly NSFW but only because it shows a ladies bottom and the skill outweighs a bit of bare cheek.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZDHQ9b9fbo

and the amazing Mona Lisa in MS paint in 2 and a half hours

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU


Apologies if seen before but I did make you a kittin.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Not today.
Why?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *gives timmy a wedgie*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Nice kitten!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# The kitten is gorge-arse
I watched the first video (I've seen the 2nd before) and it reaffirmed why I stopped trying to teach myself tattyshop.
Those are some skillz0rz!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I know
I was astounded when I first saw it. Damn I need to get my act together.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# the weight losing one is just as amazing as the mona lisa one
I saw the latter on /links last week
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# send me a mugshot
if you want alienising. Headshot, no shirt ( or no shirt if you include shoulders ) collar and preferably not a mass of fluffy hair that I have to spend an age removing.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Alrighty! :D
I'll look up an image later this evening (as I am w*rking now)...might be some looking before I find one that isn't too hairy though.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# It won't matter that much
I'll deal with it whatever. I'l just shop some other slaphead on your bonce anyway ;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# hehe bonus!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Right now
I need fluffy kittens. And lully sunsets. And chocolate.

/has just finished watching Panorama and really wants to [non-violent threat *please don't sue me*] that really nasty Scientology guy.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Those videos are scary good
I can't comment on the kitten, it keeps erasing itself from my memory.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# brilliant
thanks for that...know im way behind but really good
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Captain Jean Luc Picardo


(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# pic-pic-picardo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Captain Jean Luc Ronaldo


(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
not seen that before!

Woo
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# just made it when I saw this one above
hoping not to start a bandwagon
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# You're so geek it's unbelievable.
Hang on - that means I am too.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# haha, this
I too understood it immediately.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# bindun, in real life in fact
voyager series 9 me thinks

may not be accurate
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# the zombieverse is marvel, not dc
but i am being needlessly picky. a hearty woo to your efforts :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# what zombieverse?
you mean there already is a series of comics with zombiefied superheroes?

/not into comics very much
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# yup :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# ta!
/is off to watch some tv
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# True
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# hey you know what?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# MY EYES! MY EYES!


FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# heh, that one is fairly work safe
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# not really mind-safe though, is it?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# says the knowledgeable one
;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I wish I'd listened to you
I really do
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# well
that's shit!

:D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I think she's full of shit
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# FFS.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# That looks just like my lunch
we must be going to the same place
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# wonder woman
not looking so wonderful these days
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Still would though.
Yup.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# yeah, but
would she be moving on maggot power?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Necrophillia
the urge to crack open a cold one.

Shure thats in the sick joke book somewhere :P
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# :D
nice.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I know a guy with it on a t-shirt as well.
He's one sick puppy. Always with the paedophile and your mum jokes.

Come to think of it he's true b3tan material...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# get him doodlin
and get him postin then :D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# well...
I would
/obvious_answer_3
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# you would?
that takes flogging a dead horse to a whole new level ;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# true
and she'd still be more animated than my ex during the act! ;-)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:13, archived)
# she'd keep trying to eat yer brains, innit
:D
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Its true
I do keep my brains in my penis

lol ;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# woo! :)

mmmm lynda carter
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Now what should we do with this
link to an unshopped pic of Gordon Brown

mod edit - if you're just leeching pics as a suggestion, please link them. Thanks.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# erm
anything?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# stick it up one's ass
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *Coughs*
Edit: Fuck off a tad.
Cheers.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
that's going into the lexicon.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Shop it
and not leech it
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Well said
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Thanks
I rehearsed loads :¬)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Is it 'Real photo of Gordon Brown Monday' already?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *Goes to fetch "special" album*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Gosh
It would be a novel idea to shop a CDC onto that because it's never ever been done. Especially not to politicians.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# A CDC, you say?
Why, what an original and unique picture that would make!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I could continue the sarcasm but it's best in small doses :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# THE CLAAWWWWWWW
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# you started a new thread just to ask us this?
after 2 years, 7 months and 22 days on the board, you should know better

/edit: why not think of something CREATIVE. Surprise us. Please.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# invent a kind of hat
then sex it?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Blow
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# the wrath of the mods
RAR
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# it all started with muffins
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Post it somewhere that cares?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# you don't mean...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I'm just going to hide somewhere.
/scurries off
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Doctor, doctor,
do you have to be a hamtoucher?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Keeps hair in plaice
Woo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# You ought to be hung
*awaits amusing response*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# i doubt anyone
will take the bait
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# The brill did
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Oops, how rude of me
Arf and titter to your post.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# You've been a member for over a year
and should know better ;)
The old ones are, you know, the old ones.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I'm already well hung
;¬)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# 3 Minutes?
Must try harder ;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I don't normally take that long
Er...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Ahahhaahaha!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG

learn to drive an automatic bexley
this spam is for my brother, he has helped me alot in tough times and he needs to get up the ranks of google, sorry if it offends, love mongychops
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
#
ul

o
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a striped, honey producing insect.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I am confuzzled
stupid bee moustache?

RIS to the max
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
It certainly looks alarmed :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# i touched its knob
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Then it should be aroused
not alarmed. Silly mongy.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# i don't find the idea of mongychops touching my knob arousing
so why should the door?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# 'ning Sir
seen this?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# PHWOAR!
*saves to the special 'bed-time' folder*

'ning. and grats.

did you see my scienmatific post last night?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# you lie to protect yourself
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# look, i paid you, and we agreed that would be the end of it.
if you're going to start telling everyone then you'll forfeit the hush money.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# yes, but why?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# see above
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I agree with verity here
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# being touched by me is as arousing as cat sick between the toes at 6am after a heavy night on the piss
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# perv!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ohhhh god
*goes to take cold shower*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# if you wasn't married
i'd deliver a bag of cat sick to you door every morning
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Oooh you charmer!
*blush*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# My cat just pooped on top of the litter box
I mean, on its little roof

bastard
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
poo-roof!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Pffffft!
Woo.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# that resembles this spider the missus stood on the other day
huge it was, and it flapped about like that.

Until it tried to hold a size 7 shoe on it's head.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I love it
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Haha.
I've thought this many many times, but i've never thought to make a b3ta picture out of it. I salute you sir!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# me too
My life is now complete.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# My car has a similar sticker on the driver's window.
"This vehicle has an immobiliser and is alarmed". Always provided a wonderful vision that I could never reproduce with Photoshop.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# DOORS!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ohhhh lordy
that is just ridiculous... love it
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Much better
executed than my effort...


Woo!
(, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Bandwagon......


or hyper boredom
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# This....



...Isn't very funny?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# its a bandwagon
of course it isn't funny
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Why, why the FUCK does this need to be the first link I click on here?

evening all
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# You love it.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# hush now
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# wtsuperfuck!
this is nsfa!

*showers in bleach*

edit: and you discovered this site how exactly? /talk... I see.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# oh my christ
*bleaches eyeballs*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I am eating.
Dare I click this?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
seriously bad, not in a "hahaha the pain series" kind of bad.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Oh right ...
I'll stay away, and keep my beautiful eyes intact then. Thanks!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# just wait till well after tea before you give in to your curiosity
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# that site has some
O_O WTF

on it, indeed
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Ö ö indeed
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
what a stupid fucking human!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well, that about sums it up for me
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# The first one was funny.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I didn't see the first one
but I'd bet it was shit.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# No.
the first was the 'this is not a drill' one.

It was a joke.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# That is acceptable.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# THIS....
....NEEDS TO COME TO A HALT.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# okay
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Oh
um

What is this bandwagon about?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I don't know
but every new one is a threadwaste.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Hallelujah!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# bet I'm more bored...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
She's lovely!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# she does have a scary face...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# She's sexy as a flat melon.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# cor
that sexy, huh?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Awful, but I can't do any better

Not today anyway
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Oh dear
Were you any good at the popular board game Dingbats?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Must not be
I've never played it!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# You can only play it a few times
cos then you can remember the answers
www.boardgamegeek.com/game/3768
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Information makes us stronger!
Thanks for your donation.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# skills
*click*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Erm





Is it 'MS WordArt'?

(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Strangely No
But the font is Veranda
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Sure it's not
Balcony?


Or Verdana?


(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Giggles!
Like a fat baby, on a terrace.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:43, archived)
# sorry - I'm not very good at optimisation


please don't attack me
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Tee hee!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
*attacks for wickedness*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# My Work
here is done


:)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Ah.
I get it now.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# READ THE FAQ!!!
Ha ha! I like this a lot.

Woo!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha.......................but
I wanna see the whole picture!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# It's at
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i shouldn't have laughed
but I did!
I fucking chortled a huge office LoL!
woo and yay and a bit of the other!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Rehcuotmah.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Every couple of months
someone tries to pull this same trick

but well done nontheless
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# wasn't really meant to be a trick


more of a joke
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# well, yes
:)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# As was
that
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# FFS
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
.
.
.
.
.
lol
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

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