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# Evening

Good old that found photos site.
original uggoes
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# This is promotional material from Planes Trains & Automobiles
AICMFP
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# "You play with your balls a lot"
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# those aren't pillows!!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# haha!
that film is great.
trains planes and automobles
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# ahh.. it's nice to see the happy couple..




*bokes*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Christ on a Ferris Wheel!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I had to remake the gusset.
Eugh.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# dedicated.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# 50K RPM CHRIST ON A FERRIS WHEEELS
MENTIL!

SPIN CHRIST SPIN SPIN CHRIST YEAAAAAHHHHHH

*THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMP*

FUCKING CHRIST!!!

O_o

no, I got no idea
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# argh!
i'm all dizzy now!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# wait till he starts really spinnin!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# aaaiiiieeee!!!!!!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# cor blimey!
that's what an exploding japanese person says in commando comics!

that's some flashback, haven't seen one of those in years
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# *bows*
thankee san.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# blimey
innit
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# sounds like an angry Drum 'n' Bass tune
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# yeah
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Teh Hoff on the A-Team!
who would have thought that eh?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha
You see the Zoo stuff in my Profile? They used you 'Guns don't kill people, wrappers do' one.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# FUCKERS!
Can I get anything from them?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Not a star picture
So they offering nothing. Follow that Creative Commons thing in the profile too. I haven't had one used since I put that in there
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# How about if I stick it on my profile
so it's covered by the license? I would have thought everything
published in the mag is for a profit seeing as it's main purpose is to sell issues.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I use that
but I didn't put that pic under it.

Edit: Cheeky cunts cropped the tag too.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah
They don't give a shite. They say as we didn't own the original copyright that can do what they please. This isn't actually true, they just know that if someone took them to court over it they have the financial advantage.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I might phone 'em up
and see if they'll give me a cheap DVD player or something. You never know.

Anyway, I suppose I'll have to buy it now.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Lol
Nope won't give anything away unless it's the star prize.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# TWATS!
I really should stop looking at the pics in your profile, they always piss me off, they don't even make any effort do they? Just come along here and nick whatever they see.

I know they're mostly not entirely original, just derivative, but a lot of work goes into some of them and it would be polite to ask.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Well it does say on the page that if it is one of your's they'll happily give you credit
Which is bullshit.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Oh well.
At least I can show off to people.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Haven't you been listening?
It was in Zoo magazine:P
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:02, archived)
# One of these
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# wow!
that looks ace!
who's that?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# flickr chickr
Just someone I found using flickrleech
www.flickrleech.net
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# that's even better than the pbase one!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# It's among my fave sites.
Instant inspiration.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# faved!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# ooh yeah!
liking this, great colour choice
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Cheers. Here's the straight 2-tone from yesterday
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# pointy norks! :D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# like those women whose norks were guns
in teh Austin Powers filums
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# nointy porks!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# *porks*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# that's marvellous
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# very nicely done
is a band wagon starting?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# It's like staring not quite directly at the sun.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# nicely!
she looks grumpies though :( fed up with teh rains i bet
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Your work always seems to make me glee
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# It's not over
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# My old man's a dustman, 'e wears a dustman's 'at
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# *gropes*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# *films in high quality*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *tickles*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# oooooarrrr !
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# oar?
*rows boat*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# *rapes*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *adds 2 and a half tea-spoons of 'Gang'*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# you may or may not want add lube at this point.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *goatses*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *peers in*
*loses monocle*
dammit!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# mr horrible, DON'T CLENCH! WHATEVER YOU DO!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# ARRRRRRRGGGHH
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# MY ARM!!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# we're gonna need a biggar pump!
I'm not back!!
i've got ten minutes before the missus kills me!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# take photos and get her to post them up
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# thats just playing right into her hands!!
NEVER!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Was it the fish?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# with a candlestick in the library
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# the butler fish!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Don't blame it on the fish
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# DAMN YOU FISH!!
YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Please help find Maddy

Damn Myspace bulletins about how you can help find Maddy by re-posting a million times. Anyone else getting the same crap?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# solution: don't bother with myspace
it's the geocities of the new millenium
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Geocities isnt cool anymore?!
Damn, and i thought everyone was going to laugh when they saw my dancing banana .gif
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
*fills profile with personality test gifs*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Myspace is full of,,,
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

...And Tom is a tw@ too!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# who can't speel
and i did that on purpose
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Oh, we'll laugh all right
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Making fun of a website people use as a social networking device
probably isn't best done from a website that people use as a social networking device.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# You appear to have morphed
into a sine wave.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I'll thank you not to be ogling my amplitude, thank you very much!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# can we oggle your period?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I would be very much interested
in his physical wavelength.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# is it a traveling or a standing wave?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Saucy devil!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I just use this site as a device for posting crap, personally
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# HA!
but it is :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# it's all about technique
i like the b3ta format (for the most part at least)
whereas i find that the myspace layout lends itself to making inpenetrable dreck pages reminiscent of homer simpsons website pre-mr X
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# some peoples b3ta pages
seem to have all kinds of backgrounds and "stuff" tho

I get scared when I see that
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# dude, this is a site for grooming children
duuuuuuh
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Drain the dunking pool!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# No.
As I find MySpace, and MySpace people are shit.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# found her
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# The bloke top left in red top and jeans
really needs a toilet.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# bet he's got a glass eye too!


arrest him!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Myspace bulletins?
What are they for? Telling you which emo kicked the bucket?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# haha
i use bebo instead
luckily i've avoided most of the chavs
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# its the tesco value version of myspace!
hang your head in shame!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# no, it's just easier
and if it wasn't for bebo, i'd have never met the girl i'm so deeply in love with
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# lul
you r met madeilein on bebo?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# haha
don't make me laugh when i'm whistling to Richard Cheese.
it makes the whistling sound bad.

no, her name's Sophie.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# What, all of them?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:50, archived)
# my friend on msn just blocked me
for not putting two roses in my name

AS IF IT'LL HELP FIND HER
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# What a fucking tart.
They better not be a b3tan.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# nope
but she's been on the site alot - i kept linking her to the pics i'd put up, and a few others
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# did you
cunt her in the fuck
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# no
i told her i'm not going to abandon my principals of using words to say i care

to which she replied 'you have no principals' as if it's for her to decide
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Unless you mean head teachers
als les
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:41, archived)
# she's dead by now
which is a shame. People who repost shite like that and get offended by sensible people who oddly never knew the girl.....

should be shot.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# yes!
why should we have to go to great lengths for someone who has had no effect whatsoever on our lives?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# she does have an effect
leaching out tax moneys that could be used to make booze cheaper
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Is this a Wally thread - hurrah!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# the penguin that's talking to bob is wrong :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# it's a trick!
maddy's not there

but the guy who took her is

next to the person in green holding the blue balloon
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Yeah I saw an e-mail forward about it in work.
Bloody people.

And as for myspace, the less said the better.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I havent had a single bulletin.
This must be because my friends are not idiots.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ^this^
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I have. Which is a shame as I have way less myspack friends than you!
So proportionally, I know more idiots.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I'm very dissapointed in you, 'Orrible.
Most of "my list" are other artists or art fans. That way if somebody does post crap like that I can delete them without having to deal with people getting uptight in the pub.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
Yeah, but I heard they couldn't fit "Myspace: A place for people you don't mind deleting, but don't want to have to face in the pub" on the logo.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I move for "Myspace: a place for cunts"
then they could have their sister site, "Yourspace: A place for spamming cunts"

Short, succinct, overall I think I've got a decent pitch.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# one day
we'll have "MySpace: The movie"

I actually feel quite ill just thinking about it
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Shush now
Thats a long way off.

*worries*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# tonight, you will dream about watching the myspace movie
and then you realise, the movie is about you

and, as it's a dream, there'll be flying cheese

:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Thats a wonderful thing
*gets excited about bedtime*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# yay
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# idiots?
hiya!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yeah but
i use myspace for our purely band and we mass-added fools to get us known like. we added lots of idiots mind you.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# those dodgems scare me
they look hungry
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# ahh now i see her
at first that just looked like someone wearing a balaclava
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:48, archived)
# i tried again
kurt
any better?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# yes!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# mckeith, gillian mckeith.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Looks good
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# This makes me want a refreshing juicy drink.
S'vere nice
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# mmmmm
bubbly and cool, with a straw and umbrella!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Yes!
Drank by a river, as the sun recedes under the tree tops and the warm summer air feels cosy like a jumper.

(Oh god, make summer come soon.)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# i'm there...
i'm there
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Oh no! A big lion!
Look out, he's after the miniature pork pies
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# throw him a
vol-au-vent, he'll be happy
they have prawns in
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I didn't realise lions were fond of seafood.
I am enlightened. He can have this tuna and cucumber sandwich too, the breads gone all soggy.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# it is a *very* little known fact
that i may or may not have made up
as they do not come into contact with seafood that often except for when raiding riverside picnics as seems to be the growing trend, it hasn't been highly publicised
they are also partial to guava halves!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# You are a lion-fact emporium!
I shall harbour all this knowledge for the next time I am having a picnic near some lions. They're quite fluffy when they're not angry.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# just great big
kittens really
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# :)
We had white tigers where I used to work. They were ace when they lolled about. Really lazy looking chaps.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:38, archived)
# wow!
where did you work?
i'm guessing not an office
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Haha, well when I worked in telesales...
Not really. I was working at a safari park. Operating fairground rides! Best job ever, I miss it loads :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# *turns green with envy*
like the leaves of a summer evenings tree
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I pity anyone who hasn't had a job like it.
pity like that felt by the mother whos child has just lost their favourite teddy bear. Heartfelt, and genuine.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i know how you mean
i loved my last job, but there wasn't enough work for me, it was the best!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Yay!
Isnt it great not having a 100% negative image of the workplace?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:03, archived)
# yeah
i've not been on here for ages, but it's good to be back, there's some nice people on tonight
it did get a bit nasty for a while, good to see in vino ^up there^ too =)
gotta dash now though, bye for now
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Byeeeee!
And don't worry, there'll always be a few fluffy types around.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# cobain tiem :)
woo - tis good
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Cool...
maybe I'll redo the two-tone I made yesterday...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Noice.
Now I want Fanta.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# He is not amused

At least the refs wear helmets in this league.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# ZOMG!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Ceiling cat is
a meme.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# that's not ceiling cat
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# No, it's not
it's one of the other meme cats. I was making a comment on the memetic quality of feline images generally.
Pay attention for goodness sake.

Edit: also, don't be so random!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# *looks down*
*shuffles feet self-conciously*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I found it!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha
i have just cum
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I made it for the 'punchline' compo.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# the second best compo EVER
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i don't have ceiling cat
my ceiling is triangular and goes straight through brick to the slate roof

so ha.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Chump Man Bear is a meme
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ...zags.....
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Brian Blessed is a meme
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Yay sports cats!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Nice subtle tagging there... *yoink*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# furtive bear
is a meme
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# have my rubbish attempt
the bridge went wrong

(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# you can fix this image
by adding a shark and a helicopter!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# This reminds me of the bridge animations that used to frequent the FP

can't seem to remember who did those though
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# they were ace
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I did them
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I don't think so matey
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I did them and so's my wife
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Why, oh why
did I initially see that as a pair of open legs with a basket between them?!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# because you think sideways
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# sex on the brain
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I'm a bit of a deviant,
what with the baskets and all . . .
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# a bridge doesn't go wrong until the train goes across it and it collapses into the sea, killing '00s of people
woo. i like this.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# This reminds me of the picture where a shark is attacking a man on a ladder hanging from a helicopter with a bridge
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# maybe it's the bridge.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Bond. James Bond.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# clifton. bernie clifton.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# did he invent Bristol?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I thought Bristol was invented by the Czechs

noice pic btw!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# no, bristol was invented by the japanese during WWII
get it right.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# After cutting his teeth on the northern club circuit Bernie became a regular TV face in the mid seventies
appearing on the Lulu show, presenting 'Crackerjack' guesting on many big name variety shows and during a royal variety performance show reducing the Queens to tears of laughter. He then joined MI5 and rose to the ranks of a 00. Licensed to kill, he still performs nightly in Halifax.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The Man with the Golden Ostrich
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# You know Bernie Clifton was born in my hometown of St.Helens
/M3 fun facts
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# well...err...the author of the worst witch books lives down the road from me.
i use her swimming pool.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# From Oswald With Love
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# The Ostrich is not Enough
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Clifton. Tony Clifton.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahhaha
needs more ostrich
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Nicely done, have a Connery!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# cor
bit whiffy tho. he's used, isn't he?

go back and bring us a fresh one!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Fuck, a thread to die for!

*drools*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# isn't that the name of the next Bond film?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# no
the next film will be entitled 'oh for fuck's sake, not ANOTHER one, can't this be left to die while the slightest shred of dignity remains?'

or something
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# meh
next you'll be telling me that the star wars films are good ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# just cos you prefer the 'gritty realism' from your part in Albert Square,
don't mock us people who are easily impressed by gadgets and special effects...

*runs*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# you have made a powerful enemy today
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# whatcha gonna do, set 'Arrrrfur' on me?
or 'Big Mo'? ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# hahaha you tell him!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# That's an awesome tagline.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# what? YOU BASTARD?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# ex-cisley!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# ...they'd never fit all that on the posters....
and as for getting someone to sing that as the main theme...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# i don't know
i can sing that
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Milli Vanilli?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Amy Winehouse has apparently been approach by Barbara Brocolli for the next one....
/I kid ye not
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# "Well, one of us smells like a Tart's hankerchief..."
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# now that's the stuff
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# shpectular
woo for thish
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# nay bad sir
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I'm a missus..
but thank you. ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# oh yes, so you are
how rude of me!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Not all of us..
can have such a gender-exposing username! :D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# imagines a little flag with BANG on it coming out
"Not again Q"

and pipes woo for this
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# i doubt that gun'll do much good
theres no hole
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Acetastic!
Look at him pout!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# BLOND! JAMES BLOND?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# that's a big weapon he's got
*snurf*

woo there!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# "Looks like an ordinary gun, James.
But when you fire it, you'll realize the end is sealed up and it explodes in your face."
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Boris Bond
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
perfect
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha, that's ace!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Which end is it!?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# You know, quality over quantity matey
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# If you hum it I'll play it.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# i'm still learning
i only downloaded the program yesterday
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# No need to put every step of the learning process into a new thread then
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# You don't have to post everything you do
If you carry on like this you are really going to start pissing people off that spent an hour or two doing an image and then have them knocked off the board by an elephants arse.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# what're you talking about?
tis fab
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# the rest are a bit meh
but this one's great
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# 's okay, yes

as you can see, my remark was just a friendly warning
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# i just got here
and decided to have a kneejerk response. carry on!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *carries on*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:15, archived)
# yes, i like this one
crudeness is fine if you've invented elephant arse-face
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# watch out
when he sneezes
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# yow!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
#
*offers bun*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Well, putting food in the wrong end
could be painful.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *glomps*
hullo, long time no see!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *Huggles*
I have been rather busy lately ... I have purple hair now too!

And how is your pretty self?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# purple?
COR!
A bit sniffly at the moment, but generally good. You coming to Sheffield? You were missed at Leeeds.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I am!
I was really disappointed that I couldn't be at Leeds, but my tutor bought me a drink after my presentations were complete, so it wasn't all bad.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# you should know!

/innocent user name referral
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Fortunately,
I lack bottom-eyes, so the situation has never occured.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *gets out black marker*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# paint two white circles first
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# *tipexes*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I have a pale enough bum already.
But I guess you could add a nose, if you really wanted to confuse me.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# tusks?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Girly elephants don't have tusks!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# That is only party true
"Both male and female African elephants have large tusks that can reach over 10 ft (3 m) in length and weigh over 200 lb (90 kg). In the Asian species, only the males have large tusks. Female Asians have tusks which are very small or absent altogether." ;)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah four on a page is starting to take the piss
That must have taken at least a minute.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# what are you on about
i'm just testing out the program and seeing what people think

it's not a crime, you know.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Tell do a few and post them all togeather.
If everyone did that a post would stay on the board for about two minutes.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ^This.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hehehe!
i like your style
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# I saw the story and couldn't resist.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# tintin is shit and gay
what's the story with people liking him?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# people are shit and gay too
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Is it a boy puppy, or a girl puppy?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# He's called Bobby, right?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I had a friend once
Sorry.

Someone I knew was a Bobby and she was called Roberta.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# I've never heard him call for Roberta
:)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# this was mine
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Yours is bigger than mine
*jealous*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
#
before stonehenge there was woodhenge and strawhenge
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# and doorhenge
no, wait, that was hinge
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# were they built by Hengehogs?
?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# and origamihenge
made of folded paper.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# before that there was just 'henge'
no one needed names indicative of the structural components back then
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# fucking hippy !
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# ello sir!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# now put some decrepit hippy bus in the foreground
ello mate!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
nice idea. I may do just this.

Although I took the original pic from INSIDE the circle, so perhaps in another shot or something.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Danny, I think the pipes are calling again...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# hashpipes?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Stonehenge disco inferno?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# precisely so
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# party on, dude
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I'm watching this
on a 8bit monitor*, and I'm loving it

*Actually the built-in graphics card is 8bit, but who cares
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# how does it look?
screenshot please
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Tree light


Anyone know of a recursive animation tutorial?
Google is not my friend :(
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# have you tried altavista?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# nice
creepy
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# thats pretty cool
BTU
big thumbs up
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# God
is demonstrating the goatse again!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I like that
but I don't know of any tutorial
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# That's nice.
Looks like the side of a road being illuminated by headlights.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Episode #27
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Run Danny run!
They're going to ash on you and feed you squirrels
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# ha ha
I bet they have, beware their addictive content
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# poor danny
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# oh man
this is great!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Pfft.
That ending is ominous.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Haha... Magnificent!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# CECI NEST PAS DES PIPES!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i had a similar idea
to mediocre a few weeks ago
boo!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# to try sex with a man?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# yes
it's a big step
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# not exactly
quite different you could say
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# :) I like it, I did something vaguely similar... one sec
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# cool
and suprisingly similar
in a different way
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Talking of which
What's happened to Dixon Bawls?!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# he's on a sabatical
travelling for 5 weeks
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# so that's what they call it these days eh
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I thought it was called a holigay:P
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# racist!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I weed in the cheese too!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# with good
behaviour he will get out soon enough, but he will have to sign teh sex offenders register for life.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Is Sex offenders for life
like dogs not being for Christmas?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# that's supoid
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# to take a shit in the cats litterbox?

I like it, although my idea was to draw with gradients and no lines.
But yours works better. Ah, so much for the experiment :)
b3ta.com/board/7191351
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# you'd need one fucking big cat to shift the blame
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I have two who can take the fall
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# mine started off as the same
but i found a tangent,
and got lost,
i hadn't left a ball of string to find my way back,
and got scared
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I know the feeling
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# linky?
Edit: Oh yeah.
How about having the gradients fading in the same direction but at slightly different angles?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# down there
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# To pee on a pylon whilst eating mashed PO-TAY-TOES?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# how come you know so much, you muthasucka?
ya'll been plantin' bugs at my crib?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# yo biatch, don't be tryin to tell us what we be doin.
y'all come round here spittin shit like dis y'alls gonna get sprayed.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I drew this entirely with my face. (typed with my tongue).
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# can yoo taste the f33r?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# you need help, son
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# i am aware of this
but why get help when there are sites like this?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Are you a regular undercover?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# yes, its me
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I think he is
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# red herring or clue
you have scabies selmas user name and sig backwards.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# yes
except the 'samles' isn't backwards

my name is sam, and i like tenacious d.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# agreed
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# huh?
regular undercover?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# ph34r?
???
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Your face is good.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# thankyou
my tongue ached after this
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# nooo!
do not kill me with your pointy, pointy fists!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I couldn't think of much to say.
So I figured a KAWAIINEKO =^______________^= would do.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# HAHAHA
U.Uy

O_o
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# :3
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# The technique might be interesting here
if the image was actually worth while
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# you are steven hawking
aicmfp
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# hehehe

*hands five peas*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *hands crisp fiver*



/aicmfposaurus
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# i think i saw him on the moon
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# that's him alright
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# RIS?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# i typed it with my tongue
and drew the rest with my nose and chin

getting the right colour was really tricky
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
#
the fill button is your friend :D

/is chuffed he started a trend
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# trend?
are more people going to be doing this?

no tubbs. *puts newspaper on fire*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I saw the name and I just had to.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Super fast large hardons!

it's what SCIENCE™ was invented for
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# you have identified a new level of science!
CDC-69

Builds up Hardons

but what does it emit when it reaches an excited state?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# CMeN-54
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# What happens when hardons collide though?
do you get GAY-CMeN-54 ?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# it will reveal the amount of cdcs present at a fraction of microsecond after the big bang
woo
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# my sister works there
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# does she wear glasses and a ponytail?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# no
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# **fwaps*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# *fwaps*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# it's probably a good thing she's wearing those glasses
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I thought you meant
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *stops fwapping*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# those aren't ponytails
and you know it
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# yeah, but you know the type
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# although i have girly hair i refuse to wear it in a pony tail
because underneath every pony tail is an arse.

fact.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Phwoar!
RUBBER GLOVES!!!
*fwaps*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
#
did she cause it to break when they were building it?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# What are the perks?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# about a 32C
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Mine are larger.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# PHOTOS
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# she's seven, maybe eight, it's illegal
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# thanks for that
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Come on, which is it?
Seven or eight? It might make a difference in some Southern states.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# there's a tiny man on her shoulder
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# see what happens with the power of science!
people making tiny shoulder mens!

where will it end!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I know
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# you massive wanker
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# And that's how they make Gillette Fusion
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# it's so manly it's made of
PURE PENIS ENERGY
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# no
because the hardons have to come from an outside source
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
my friend will be working there, he says if it goes to poop it would be very bad indeed

more of this thing i say!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# BLACK HOLES
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# his names not Gordon Freeman is it?
if it is, he's right
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Indeed
Its about a 30km blast zone isn't it?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# and then the aliens come.
and we all get fucked up teh arse with huge unlubed probes.

(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# if it all goes mushroom cloud shaped and a black hole pops up
its a 30,000,000 Km event horizon (probably)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# at least I won't have to worry about turning the iron off
what with being sprayed into space as a stream of mush
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# nicely.
that's nowt, though. there's actual papers published where that phrase has sneaked in:
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=%22large+hardon+collider%22
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# haha
typos are excellent
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Don't forget the ATLAS collider experiment
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# DrZaarlon...
...Likes Your Post!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:39, archived)
# He's got a hot date!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Aww..
He 'otter' hurry up, he might be late!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Get out
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# It's DATE NITE in the animal kingdom!


:)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# awwww
romanticrab
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Love Is in The Air!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# N'yawww
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yay!
nice reflectionization too!~
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# too kind sir,
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# he should be careful though with a plugged in appliance so close to a water source
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# that's really nicely done

(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# ^ these
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Awwwwwww
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I've been experimenting with this idea

but it didn't quite work out
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I like it more with a border around the tree

but the gradient effect is mostly lost here, mostly
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Yosh! That's good.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# i think
you should have a thinner outline

try black
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# hmmm
I dunno about this, maybe lighter gradient colours


oh well, I will start bugging the board again with these once I've found out if it works somehow
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I liked the thick white outline :(
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# I like that idea
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# cheers
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Oh well :p
It's not half bad, but the line across the middle where the colours meet seems to stick out a bit too harshly
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# yeah, I think I need to try it with lighter colours

something like this


meh
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# That works quite well
Light colours win.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Nice
and better
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# ooooohhhhhhh
nice variation
i prefer this one
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Nice idea
reduce the blurring to a height of about 5-10 pixels maybe
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# there is no blurring
just the gradients and two layers
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Is there a spoon?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# there are three of them hidden in the image
that and two sporks

can you guess where?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I see a skull....
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Perhaps either lightening the back or the foreground.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# hmm you may be right
thanks

anyway, back to the drawing board
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# or prehaps have the centre of the gradients offset a bit
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# yes, that would be wise
but actually, the experiment was to see what would happen if I used no offset

looks a bit gray and blurred

*ticks box*
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Woo!
I prefer this one! and I've had a similiar idea with a different subject for a while . . . it's only my lack of talent stopping me

(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# thanks Dave
but you do have talent! and don't kid yourself
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Give the tree a drop shadow
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Hmmm
see here: b3ta.com/board/7191351
and thanks for the help :)
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Yeah
you could experiment making the shadow closer, sharper, and less opaque. I reckon it would pop the tree out more.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# paint with my nose


it took 12 minutes to open paint, draw this with my nose and save it but i couldn't get the mouse over the resizing things and the p is a bit sideways ... got some slobber on my mouse and a red mark on my chin too
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Good job to your nose.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# More of this nonsense.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# nose-sense?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# The invisible man wearing round rimmed glasses...
...looking at some poo while waving a small flag.

Edit: looks like there are some flies around that poo.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:19, archived)
# \o/
you know how to sell art
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Oh.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# The ass-raping amount of Shrek 3 commercials..
inspired me to take a picture of Cameron Diaz and turn her into her Shrek 3 character :)


original:
www.celebritees-nues.net/actrices/cameron-diaz/cameron-diaz-23.jpg
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# nicely done
and much better than those shite films
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I like them D:
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hark at you
old grumpy bastard
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I like this picture
that's not very grumpy!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# agreed
Shrek is gash

Shrek is the movie equivalent to RPS
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Its like a failed episode of the Simpsons
trying to be adult and kiddy orientated at the same time and failing by just being a teen movie.

Fart and burp gags don't do it for me.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Blimey.
Pretty good.


I yawned and she appeared!
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# top shopping
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Hah
That's ace
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:16, archived)
# there's shrek three ads?
not arrived over here yet (unless i've been unconscious and away from the outside world for the last week...
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# There are cunt loads over here
in Yankland.

One minute you have Donkey telling people to get fit, the next you have shrek telling you to fat up at mcdonalds.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# He he that's pretty good.
I've seen one trailer for it at the cinema. I couldn't see any new characters, and all the jokes in the trailer were from the first two films, plus some farting and puking. Woo.
And then there's that whole donkey and dragon have baby dagons/drankeys thing which doesn't quite add up somehow
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Can Eddie Murphy only do one animated character?
the donkey is the dragon in Mulan
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# they were born/spawned
at the end of the second one weren't they?
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# She
Should dye her hair that colour.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 22:08, archived)

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