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# Part of me actually missed MS Paint while I was doing this


Just some doodlings. Hello strangers.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Awwwwww so cute!
I like it lots, if you had used paint you couldnt' have got the different angles though.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, thats true
I'll do a big yay for illustrator then.

(again)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# 'ning deary!
that's lully, MS Paint will always have a place in our hearts though :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# furring up your coronary artery?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# yep.
it's like smoking.

you know it's bad, but you still do it...

good ol' ms paint...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# 'Ning mister!
Hows you this fine monday morn?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# surprisingly good for a Monday,
as soon as I got into work I remembered that I'm going on holiday at the end of the week, hurrah!

Hows you on this lovely morning?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Yay, holiday!
I'm grand ta. I have about 9 essays to write, but I'm choosing to ignore them and play in illustrator instead. Wheeee.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha an excellent plan!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# what lovely beasts
two hats each, though? what would they need those for?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# They're magic sound-hats
for hatting sound.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# oh, well, that's all hunky dory then
go sound-hats
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# That's lully as usual.
I made this mosaic duck the other day.


That basically used up ALL my artistic talent.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# YES that wins
Dux is best
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# lovely!
=)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I like them
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hooray for that, then.
And hooray for you, with your MSN avoiding ways. :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Feel the length, bitches


Based on a true story
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# fuck
that poor parrot.

WOO!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ningles
*glomp*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# what the hell was that
?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# me saying hello
In an over enthusiastic, vomitously cute way. and then text based cuddling
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ningles sexeh lady
sorry for the lateness, i just popped out to get some luncheon.

i trust you are well, i am as i'm all lunched up.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Is that...
...a command?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Sulphur Crested Cockatoo!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Major Mitchell!
.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# They have one of those
In Birmingham botanical gardens. Her name is Jenny

/pointless info blog

edit: nings all :D edit edit: I mean afternings
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# *ninja leaps*
*smooshes*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Howdy!
had a good weekend?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *is smooshed*
all these damn rodent based usernames...

hehehe afternings hun *fluffs*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# 'nings CW
How've you been?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Buuuuuuuussssy
and also made out of jam

How are you? *ruffles*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *licks paws*
*pats down fur*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# I've never been there
Although I've been past it many times. I have been to the Sea Life centre in Great Yarmouth though.

/joining in sharing of pointless information blog
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I have a friend who has three nipples
/continuation of pointless information blog

You should its really rather pretty :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# It looks it
Mum went to the school nearby, hence the going past it so often: she likes to reminisce, so would drive past whenever possible
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I took TLH there once . . .
s'lully


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# and never go in?
It is teeny tiny but they have a puya tree (which in spanish means dick) and lots of other interesting plants. and birds, don't forget the birds.


never forget the birds
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# She was more interested in seeing the school
God knows why. I avoid mine wherever possible
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# nings sausagelady!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# COR!
Hello you! *cuddles inappropriately*

edit: how on earth are you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# More inappropriateness please
I'm very well ta - got one more week holiday then back at w*rk
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# You're on holiday??
I do hope you have been using your time off wisely!

*doubles inappropriate behaviour to include gropes*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# ai
I have.. 10 days in Croatia and 2 weeks in Cyprus

all lully
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Harrow, lully!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Ello lovely
:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Haha, I like the image for the Swede you've used as well.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# the 4th frame fills me with fear =/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# My work
is done.

:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# det her var taupelig altsaa...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# right..
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# utseende?
not that I care

/hated studying Swedish
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# no idea
/never studied Swedish
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# i think it should be "titta"
utseende is looks or appearance

/has forgotten most of what she was forced to study
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# i love studying swedish ladies.
:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# dirty Norse god :p
/isn't Swedish
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# outstanding.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# BAWLS!
you're back! Welcome home chap
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Hullo Toasty :)
Back indeed - had a grand time too
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I DON'T GET THIS
EXPLAIN THE JOKE DIXON
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# parrot learns swedish, has a few laughs.
it's dead now though.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It's an ex parrot?
/kills self
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# it was a norwegian blue,
pining for the fjords...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Who am I
Your joke-explaining whore?

edit: Where's the 5k nudity then?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo to this and multilingual parrots.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Translation of the last frame:
Swede: Höhö, appearance, the parrot conversation!

Parrot: Hi! My name is Freddie!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:11, archived)
# so it is..
missed the "samtal" bit
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# you forgot to translate "Raaak"
and thanks for your input.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# There's no translation for "Raaak"
it's too advanced.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Possibly less amusing, but still...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# din Bun
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# he knows, you tart!
It was him!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ah.
I preferred the first one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# i know.
but he maybe bi-polar.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# no
he's from Wellingborough


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# you mean...

...he's a...

...bi-cycle
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Is he really?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# No.
But I live there.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# People live there?
Do they still have the wooden dragon in the shopping centre?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# yes, but he'll probably deny it
and say he just lives there . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Uncanny...
:-) (What wooden dragon?)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# In the Arndale?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# *is less amused*


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Yes.
I tend to agree.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Am I the only one who finds "London Arena Mudchute"
Amusing?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ha!
no, definitely not
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# what's a wob?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# one of Jonathan Ross's mates
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ah
big wob?
fwom wothewam?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Thass the one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I dunno
my friend says it.
I think it might be short for wobbly or wobbler or something.
It means strop or hissy fit or whatever :/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# ah ok
*soothes*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# *grumbles*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# What is it exactly?
And don't say a mudchute
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
#





mudchute
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# It's a chute . . .
for mud


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I asked for that didn't I?
So it's just a big fuck off indoor mudchute in London?

You krazee kockernees!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# They're weird down there
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Its your marmite motorway
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# no.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# bun din
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# are you been sarkastic?
or what?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ning Rob
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ning rob
hows tricks?

good weekend?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah quiet
fitted the dishwasher in the kitchen

got covered in dirty water and cobwebs and shit



but I've now got a dishwasher
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# life just got easier
fancy a beer thursday night??? mixer?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# oooh Thursday
I think I'm already double booked for birthday and Lost finale parties that night, sorry dude

What about Wednesday?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:35, archived)
# sounds like a date
wear your crotchless knickers!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# ...again?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# yes
again
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# M. C. Escher's dog got a itchy bumbum!



(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Haha!
my cat used to leave me go faster stripes on my laminate floor
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
i don't know much about art, but i know what i like.

WOO!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Scratch n Sniff
I hated using the tracing paper'esk toilet roll in school, used to cut my anus!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hahah and
eww
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# there's a lot of it going around...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:33, archived)
# ho ho ho. finally got this out my head.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Groanage
Is that Biggins on the right?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# no it is a random man
called carl potter.

thankyou google images. :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# They look like experts in their field
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# PARP!
Is that Cliff in the background?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# haha
no it is another random man.

thankyou google images once again
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# err . . .
not the man . . . the cliff!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
you silly!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky tenuous compo pearoast!


Shit puns!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# that child looks far more upset by the pun than the shit zoo...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I recognise that factory!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# haha
Fuck sake!

as bad as this

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# bindun
by Viz about 15 years ago
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] COR! check out that 'fro [fixed]


All Fixed
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you are so gonna get bum-raped in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
thanks for optimising,appreciated by all :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Haha, beat me to it.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Hello sir
You didn't happen to find any Navy Lark episodes with the ISIRTA and ISIHACs did you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Not that I remember, were there any?
I may possibly be able to find some if you're looking for them
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *grovels*
*licks boots*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# shouldn't that be the other way around? ;)
*offers £50*

Leave it with me, I'll see what can do for ya :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm ISIRTA
i may have to dig out some old tapes this week!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I've got half a dozen or so Navy Larks on me if you're after some
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# uh oh
*hides*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# for fucks sake, optimise it as a jpg under 50k-ish
and don't delete this post - you can just edit the existing one
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Ok, he optimises, and on top of the 3/4 meg you have to download a 50k jpeg too
so what's the point? Just ask them to do a smaller one next time.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# you're being a nonsense
is it on purpose?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# For fuck sake, how is that being a nonsense?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# are you saying that he should not delete this post?
either he deletes this post and reposts the image at 50K in a new thread (and gets painfully bummed) or he edits the post replacing the image with a 50K one.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Either way you will have downloaded a total of 800K
instead of just 750K
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *I* adblocked it
but if you don't, it's 3/4 meg every time you hit F5

edit: plus every person loading the page for the first time gets the treatment
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# nah, it's cached
innit
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# mine reloads everything from the server(s) every time

I might have set it up somewhere, but I can't find where.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it's also so that other people who haven't yet loaded the page/refreshed
don't get hit by a massive file

it's altruistic
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# And other people coming to the board afters?
Optimise or die i say
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fucksocks
just acctually noticed the filesize, apologies, will fix asap
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# lol
gay.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Strueth!
That's even bigger than my ego.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Researching The Neville's link from earlier
it seems that Google Patents need to sort their OCR out!

Bath tits
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pfffft
bath tits sound great
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Trust me,
they are great.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# less splashing
can't argue with that...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# WT
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Holy Shuddering Crap!
Shrink it you arse hole!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I've ridden the Hoff
He cuddles afterwards.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I'm surprised
that no one has jumped in to complain about the huge hasslehoff post breaking the internets everywhere. Your hoff is waaay too big, sir.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Every time I refresh the page I run out of virtual memory
Though that may have something to do with City of Heroes running in the background
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i beta tested that
but i have no time to invest in MMORPGS.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hassellhoff slayed
the huge hoff has been cut down to a mere 47kb!

my apologies for giant hoff taking the board
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you're one day ahead of your times


fix it! Thanks!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Ace :-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# needs more booze
and a smaller file would be nice, woo though!!! instead of a water fall, its a vomit fall boom boom!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# File > Save As > .jpg
Quality low

might just do it

[edit] Well done! I can now officially endorse this product.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# there goes my bandwidth for the next millennium.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# 751.74 kb!!!
nob

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Yay! Pearoast!

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
#



(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I think that's my entire daily internet allowance gone
in one image...

Read FAQ or FAQ off
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I can only apologise


'NING ALL!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# TG yay!
'Ning :-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# 'ning mrs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# needs more minging
and some added fetidness.

is that ones of theose kerazzy japanese lap pillows?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# you're a scary fellow
that's exactly what it is!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# gah
I recognised that too
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
ing e
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# mingeitis
oh, no, that was her other half
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# so, who'd like to see Jordan slapped?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# My plan is to put OK/Hello out of business then these types will not exist.
Mwah-ha-ha-ha-




Not sure how though.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# fire?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Possibly but my arson skills aren't that good.
Do you fancy the task Mr.Mink?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# i shall set to it
immediately
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm sure she would....
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 'ning minky!
:/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 'ello m'lovely
i trust the day finds you well?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# It does not!
I am 'having a wob' today and being all miserable and annoying.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *fuzzyhugs*


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)
# aw ta
:(
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Bee Happy!



(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# heh
thass juss silly
*sniffles*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Phil's insurance scam went a bit wrong.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# You nicked that off that fire when they torched George Best, didn't you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Prince Harry has been in Iraq for 6 months
and returns next week.
His appearances in the media have been part of a carefully crafted campaign of disinformation, based on the tactics used in World War II to deceive Germany about the movements of General Montgomery.

The film rights have already been secured.
(you probably need to be of at least a certain age....)



Blog & Archive
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'm not that age, and i ris a bit.
but i met harry's double. harry potter though im afraid
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ^this
apart from the harry potter bit
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Shsss..


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha quality
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Johnny Vegas? Ouch!
Woo :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I'm technically not old enough to get this... but I do ;)
*needs more John Mills* ;)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# haha
i suggested a 'prince harry impersonator' option the other day. it didn't occur to me they might have already done it. good conspiracising, sir
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# damn
I'm showing my age
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Right... that's too much b3ta for you...
yyyyyyyyyYYYYoink!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# i did a painting of a tiger this wekend
acrylics on canvas

it's a bit wonky, but my little boy likes it
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Can we see?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# no
but it's a wider, shitter, blobbier version of this:
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/Vectors/tiger.jpg
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Oooh!
I'm sure it's lovely :-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Cor!
nice!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I think we should get to see.
You can't just bring up things like that and not show us.

Well, you can, but you shouldn't.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# i didn't take a photo
otherwise i would

you'll just have to image the above vector as if it had been done by a special needs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ^This
And is your sig the start of Eric the Half a Bee?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# It's the start of lots of things..
but no, it's just because I'm a drummer and it's a cliché.

Although now I have Eric the Half a Bee stuck in my head.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you really DO love all the things I love . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You love men in hats?
Thass narcissistic innit? :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I just follow everyone else . . .
Dr When! Phrooar!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# imagine someone trying to draw a tiger
whilst i annoyingly nudge their elbow during the tricky bits
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
tiger donkey with three legs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hurray also for FLCL
!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Fooly Cooly FTW!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# brainrobotfight!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# needs more goose quest
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I'm working on it
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *whips into a frenzy of hyper activity*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# is that a picasso style mechanic's wall calendar?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# arh
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# My news-stand
is full of piss and ribbons
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yay for tigers!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# LocoRoco


Click for bigger (130KB)

This is an actual quote from LocoRoco- I thought it might be funny for fans of the game.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# what the pissfucks²?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# you're a spritely young fellow today aren't you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# i'm just wasting the next 10mins
till i can go to lunch
and you are amusing me rather efficiently
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I have to wait another half an hour
but my boss isn't around, so I'm wasting time.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Max? are you smiling?
WTBF is going on?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# fuck off n00b
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# omgwtfbbq
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# and balance is restored...
ning muggles!
Had a good weekend?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# \o/
yo KW! Yeah had a fairly quiet one... nothing too exciting. How 'bout you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Bout the same really
Still trying to find a new car. Public transport sucks donkey willies.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# This^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *sings in unison*


does he actually say the aids bit?
*only has the loco roco demo*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *wanders off into cloud of RIS*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# can i join you?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Also
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Make sure you wear your gasmasks
you don't want RIS in your lungs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I... er... well...
erm...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# glad
i got your email address for ris activity
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# AIDS!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# looks at calander
is it Tuesday? Did you draw that?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# 'calendar'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# collin, dur!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Call Endor!
Wicket left his keys
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# yes i drew it
so what are you calling me a n00b?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:05, archived)
# what's a locoroco
?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# he's an all singing all dancing amorhpious blob
who has a game on the PSP
which is all of the lully cutness
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# whats a
google.com
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Apologies for cynicism and lack of hummus
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
nice
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# PFFFFT!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I agree
BRING BACK THATCHER!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# from the dead*
to work as a zombie street cleaner

*will require killing her first, and i volunteer
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I thought John Major
was the zombie thatcher???
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Acers!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# psst
Got tickets to see ISIHAC at the Royal
*glees*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ATARCM
IDKWTMOWTSF!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *administers stroke medicine*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *enjoys a good stroking*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Seriously though
What did all that stand for?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# All These Acros Really Confuse Me
I Don't Know What They Mean Or What They Stand For!


:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Acers!
Go you!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Aw, poor pallet
*hugs*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# haha
top stuff

I recognise that factory
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# its
in docklands i believe
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *risses a bit* *looks again* *gets* *groans*
Here, have a groovy mover for tiny palettes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_zbcRgz5Y8
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:53, archived)
# This flyer was found under my windscreen wiper recently.


Deliberate? I can't decide...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# you need
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I wish that was a real site
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I think it should be
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# And now, it is!
Huzzah!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# notice that i didn't link to horses or anything else
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I know
sadly, I clicked anyway
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# this^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# again ^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I haven't linked to horses for months now
I've been getting professional help
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Set it up!
Now now now now now now

/5 year old
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# If I set it up, it would be a "this page is undergoing maintenance"
untill my domain name ran out
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ^ this
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *pouts*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hush now and drink your apple juice
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Don't like it
Gimme innocent smoothie
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# oh hark at miss millionaire!
innocent smoothies, eh? to go with your caviar and your solid gold house?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# At like £9 a sip? Nothankyou!
We'll make our own smoothies!
*blends fruit into some kind of fruit paste*

Er, grab a spoon...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# just set up web-forwarding to lemonparty
like everyone sensible does
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# It is now ;-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I don't understand
I understand Goatse related hilarity, but this is beyond me ...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# perhaps someone left it there by mistake
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# needs more red
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# I am listening to 'Slow Life',
by the Super Furry Animals. This is the thing I wish to say to the world.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# good for you
I am listening to Huun-Huur-Tu, who appeared on b3ta some days ago

also, I am laughing at this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6675627.stm

Nobody's burnt my neck yet
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Huun-Huur Tu were on b3ta??? Linky?
They are all teh ace, especially the album they did with Angelite. Putting one of the 11 minute jobbies on in a busy pub is always amusing :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# did you park at your own
ris?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I gone dun a poo
lol
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *wipes*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# you are a kind young man
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# DrZaarlon Got One Of These Through the Post...
...In Red Too.

Ahh B3ta, How It Corrupts The Mind.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Well was it deliberate?
Surely someone must know if this was a hilarious in-gag by Pure Parking, or a innocent blunder?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I'll stop attacking Mr Bush now


but i bet he won't!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yes please do
you're spamming the board with TOAP, you will not be liked
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# and these pictures are all too big
they should be jpgs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# ok
more 'text on a picture LOL' replies
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# redex?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# what has msn groups done
it makes imgsrcing a load of shite
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# i can see it now
that is among a very select few images from here to be awarded my 'save to folder for slideshow screensaver' award
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# haha, how about "my guitar's fucking tiny"
I couldn't stop giggling like a 4 year old when I was making that
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# let's see!
edit: there are two pics i giggled about during the making of, uploading, and then for ages each time i saw them; my 'karate flid' and my 'audrey headburn' ones
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# msngroups will be a spazz
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# \o/
edit: :(
edit: \o/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Thass my very fave!
*gleeees* 'ning!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# morning trouble
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# pfffffft!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# on a plane?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha excellent
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ok
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# it's a lolrus!
er, possibly
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No,
it's a sealolion
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ehehe
took me all day! *cries and bofs penis in door*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# What a numpty
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hmm
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I say
Optimise or the beige brigade will be after you
ron cupboard board nazi

EDIT I think mr lemony is your new best friend - www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/jpgsgimp.htm
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# no
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# is it just me
or is colin powell the whitest black guy ever?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I don't know
are YOU the whitest black guy ever?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *ponders*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ice T is pretty white
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Michael Jackson
"It doesn't matter if you're black or white, as long as you're white"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:38, archived)
# You've got to give it to them, it's one hell of an advertising stunt

*edit - Changed my mind about the middle bit
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# pffft
bloody pirates
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Ouch!
but Woo!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Ning Dave!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# 'ello, cuddels!
Long time, no . . . y'know . . .

Y'awwright?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# im good!
how are you?
I have a new job... where i can sit on b3ta and design gifties!!
amazing!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Acers!
I'm Braw! thanks!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# arf
*tenuousness alert*
ETHINC SAUSAGE
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# woo
another good ship burning post, prehaps it isnt such a tragedy afterall
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# burn the boat
don't burn the boat baby!

burn the boat
don't tip the boat over!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# grand!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# heh

*bofs & flarms*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I just read the news today...oh boy
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *goes to lancashire*
*sprains ankle*
*sues council*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *requests update of Albert Hall wikipedia page*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *office lols*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Make sure to sue Blackburn with Darwen council
not Lancashire County. Unitary authority, see?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha
i speak to blackburn and darwen irregularly for work porpoises
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Me too
*sigh*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
'ning toasty

and WOO!

it's all a big publicity stunt, i mean, the premier was only last week.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# they hid the real Cutty Sark under a tarpauline in the carpark
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# do you think they will claim more in the insurance
for stuff they had taken off prior to the re-fit.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# topical
woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# aaargh!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
wonderfully done
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Always
wondered why the screen was covered in spit!

(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# it was supposed to be the condensation from his breath
apparently
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# cheers!
i love you giant iron fp btw.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ta :)
*blushes*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# ^this
I snorted
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# :D
*PFFFFTHBB*

*writes name in spittle*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# P O B
woo :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# "...Texture
Like sun"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha
'ning! :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# thats far too well done!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
braw!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I'm really sorry..
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha
You're not at all sorry!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# :o)
I'm all geeked...

P.S. How are you ? Nice flickr shots recently :o)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# OOH! *checks*
Bah! clothes . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Dayve!
:O
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# pleasant weekend, luvvy?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I've had an absolutely tiptop weekend
with sunshine and music and scenery and beer and lovely people.

I did however discover that I'm probably too old to pull all-nighters any more. Getting in at 6am felt so naughty though!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
I've ALWAYS been too old for that . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# HOORAY
For nudity!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Fine thanks :)
I hope you're well too!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 'ning Viv!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# 'lo KW
*ruffles* :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# *licks paws*
*smooths down tufts*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# VERITY!
*hugs*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# NINA!
*smooshes*

How's life, sweetie?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *jumps in*


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Life is allll kinds of good on balance
I hope you be well?
I got your lully messages a while back, but it seems like I've not spoken to you in ages
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I am very very well thank you
And we haven't spoken for ages - you and Mr M should come to Sheffield :)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# We're signed up!
I can't say for sure yet, because I wont know my shifts until MUCH closer to the time, but I'm going to do my very best to attend :D

It's my birthday in a few days too
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# \o/
How old will you be?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Twenty-four
\o/
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# and already a classic


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# 'lo jess
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# 'lo little fella!
*ruffles*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *shakes down fur*
*smooths*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:34, archived)
# i assume this some sort of geek joke
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Yah..
Sadly so...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# don't worry
let's talk about football and girls

/doesn't know anything about football or girls apart from his mum
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# who does she play for?


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha.
nicely...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# the other team
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i know nothing of this 'foot ball'
but girls are my forte*


*girls are not my forte
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Girls are SO your forte
you ginger smoothie...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I have a forte
Its made out of cardboard and pillows and I throw marbles at people when they walk past
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Bah!
Why do girls fancy gingers these days?

In my day, we used to leave them out in the sun until they turned purple . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i've never gone purple
lobster yes, purple no
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# would be a neat party trick
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Bah!
you weren't left out long enough . . . C]:0p

'ning Sah! Hope your weekend was ALL kinds of smashing!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *melts*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *flirts*
;)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *chortles*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# geeky
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Hahah, christy.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Oh dear...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Makes no sense to me
is it for technical chaps to laugh at?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# You GEEK!
*secretly sniggers*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# :o)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# sorry messed up on first post.


Ok ok no more tescos posts
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# messed up on this one too
dont post this again.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# if you mess up
use the edit button, rather than deleting and reposting, which will earn you alot of attack from nazis
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:06, archived)
# ^This
I have a large collection of weapons. I will use them
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# cheers
ok cool will do next time
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# RIS
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# i think
its meant to resemble that little britain thing
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# my mistake
fuck me, that's hilarious
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# BEASTMASTER!! BEAST FASTER!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# kari!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *fwap*
*shame*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Wowzers!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# sorry
but new mythbusters isn't fit to lick shit off old mythbusters' bald heads. although she is a hawtie
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:34, archived)
# sexy ginger toast girl
...would
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *nazi attack!*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# i'm not sure how you fucked up
so have a woo
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:09, archived)
# "father's" I think.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:12, archived)
# it
had no instead of not and yes i have left out the '
TAXI!!!!!!!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:14, archived)
# That's a prepostrophe
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:11, archived)
# punctuation foo!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 13:08, archived)
# 'Ning!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# bof bof bof
*bofs*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# oh god
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd rather see this than a bunch of dinosaurs
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:04, archived)
# haha
that's ace
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# haha
I live xkcd
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Gordon's a lithe
young lad with purt buttocks
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 11:07, archived)

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