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# BBC Map of Affected Areas


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Hull!
Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Is Hull actually an oil platform?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Nah, that's
Hull111!1!1eleventy! you're thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# ah, right

*takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
#
some of the women there are.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# This image amused me on BBC
purely because they've marked the sprawling metropolis that is Bideford....

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# damn!
I see London hasn't been affected
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# The coast is fine though!
Now go and redo it in the proper area!
2/10
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Haha, most of norfolk survives
WHO'S INBRED NOW, EH?
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# still you, you're are mistaking inbred for wet
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I'll have you know that Norfolk has the highest genetic diversity rates in Britain
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and clean between my webbed fingers and comb the hair on my vestigial second head.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)
# With those webbed fingers the irony isn't lost on them.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# that's starting to look much better
now all we need to do is get rid of the bit in the middle, make the sticky out bit on the other side an island and jobs a good'un.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# So Scotland and the south of England are OK?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# yes, just not exactly joined up any more.
and the sticky out hilly bit on the left that no one of note lives in can be used as a penal colony.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# lol
by the sounds of things, my house is the only one in Lincolnshire that isn't underwater. I'm in France so I don't really know. It's pissed it down here too, but no flooding
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:00, archived)
# yep
not long now

*buys aqualung*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I didn't like that CD much!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# ha ha!
I bet you like wearing the codpiece though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# I bought a weird American mix cd of his first two albums
s'ok
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:13, archived)
# oh noes
my parents house and where i grew up....
thank goodness i moved to the dry south
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I actually finished the book!
To celebrate have a picture. (The book cover art I did ages ago. Editing takes forever.)



Shameless plug - you can download it for free.
It's almost as mad as b3ta, and it has pirates.
([email protected] has written a book, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Pirates, you say?
I'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# The only problem
Is the pirates at the IRS who would make me fill in a million forms if I actually made any money from it.

So, having already done all the work, I set the price low enough not to make anything and made a very rude gesture in the general direction of Swindon. The IRS might not be in Swindon, but its the kind of place they would have an office.
([email protected] has written a book, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *makes rude gesture back from swindon*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# omigodomigodomigod!
I just beat "lego starwars"
and it was ace.
your picture got me wondering...

WHY ISN'T THERE A LEGO PIRATES?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I think there was
*serches*
Buy some: search.ebay.co.uk/lego-pirates_W0QQfcclZ1QQfclZ4QQfnuZ1QQfsooZ1QQfsopZ1
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# yeah, there was, definitely
My nipper had something along those lines many moons ago
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've got a little tiny lego desert island somewhere
complete with treasure chest and monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Yep
You could even get a lego desert island to maroon them on.
([email protected] has written a book, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# :(
i meant video games
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# next up is Indiana Jones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:07, archived)
# of course there was!

look!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Can I recommend
That if you are touting yourself as a writer you eliminate spelling mistakes from the link in your post. Picture's ok
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Gah, typos
Thank you for pointing them out. Fortunately the book had an editor, so there shouldn't be more than four or five hundred mistakes ;)
([email protected] has written a book, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Looks good...
Spelling mistake, page 15, "gage" should be "gauge".

Well done though.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Topical :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# chocolate bar game? ok
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# needs more goatse hands

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# !


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Thats a top shop!
How did you manage to get FireFox to look like IE?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *shrugs* dunno why anyone would bother, but...
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1622
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# what is this fox of fire ye speaketh of? ;)
(this is IE6 on W2k)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# *unlurks*
*poke*
*relurks*

tuesdays frighten me...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# SHE'S HERE!

COME ON EVERYONE, SHE'S HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# When you say "come on everyone"
Does that include coming on me? *looks hopeful*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I can think of no legal reason why not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# *poke*
shush, you!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Haha!
The poor mite's been living off a hairy Werther's Original for weeks now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# well, was she there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# no :(
but I did find the missing tv remote, £3.27 in lose change and the ark of the covenant, which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
she's been taken
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# yay
(in other news, just managed to get the bumble-bee that was killing itself against the skylight to go out the window! hooray :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Name and shame these dirty bitches with big, fat arses!
Hello fellow B3ta people and Glasto attendees,

Just because I love the festie sooo much and don't want the licence to be revoked in future, please pass this pic. round to as many people as possible and see if we can name and shame the dirty bastards on it, who are pissing in the hedges on site - ESPECIALLY the girls with the big, fat arses. Come on, someone must recognise their spotty backsides...

forums.virtualfestivals.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=101483
(Fulltank, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# ooooh, GlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonbury
i'm so cool, i went to Glastonbury
GlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonburyGlastonbury
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# ffffffff it's so old-hat now
I went to Glastonbury festivals when I was a kid, even went onto the original pyramid stage (before it burnt down, and no I didn't do it)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Go to Sonar instead
it rawks!
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# cambridge folk festival
that's where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Fulltank
Though I'm sure it's not his braintank!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# apparently he's been registered for a fair while
This is his first, very nervous post.

(most probs his last too)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# that no lie
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# She's Mrs cupboardy.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Complete Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# speaking of which

how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# sorry

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# look like words to me
sure i've seen them before
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Post it then, don't leave us in suspense.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# please,
fuck off
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Hmm. Let's hope we don't meet.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# please post a shopped image that you have created
thank you
edit : more to the point, why are you taking pictures in the toilet? (even if the toilet is outdoors...) what is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# this is a fine example of asshattery
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# That's so beautiful
I may weep
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# That's an arse.
(MNNNNGGH, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# What?
This board isn't and never was *just* for things that you created.

You've only been around for bit. Stop being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:34, archived)
# read the faq n00b
and i never said it was, it was a request you dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Sweet mercy! Several different levels of fail!
Level 1 : No Picture
Level 2 : Boring text
Level 3 : Assuming we are at Glastonbury. We are not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
#
Level 3 : Assuming we are at Glastonbury. even vaguely interested. We are not.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# It's wet and muddy here,
does that count?

*listens to Shirley Bassey*
NO I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Are you sure?
ARE you? Not even for mr horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I fell onto his face!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
#
on in
face beautiful, beautiful eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Stop it!
Dixon'll get jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# O_o
Huh? what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Snoggery at bash type stuff.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# *skullfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:40, archived)
# 3 years, 4 months, 27 days and that's your first post?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# It's probably a serial newbie
who has been saving up their first registered name for just this very moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Fulltank may not be versed in our ways
but she has other good qualities. Please be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)
# This post is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Needs more Dame Shirley in sparkly wellies
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# With DSB down the side!
I must admit, I did laugh at that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Dirty Slutty Bitch?
I bet she is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Do you have my Chinese radio?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# OMG LOL!
*insert "fail" here*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I believe
there was a whale in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Wednesday go back in training today....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# maybe now's a good time to make a boat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
#
make own
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# <s>own</s> steal
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# psst!
*whispers* it doesn't work in the subject line!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# <bold>Curses!</bold>
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
#
own sell



4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# wow
I'm guessing the water isn't shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Nope!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I'm sorry, I laughed
the country is disapearing into the sea and I'm just laughing

this is wrong

also, the sunlight coming in through the window is making reading the screen a little difficult, barely a cloud in the sky

man, summer can be so hard

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Wet yet, young 'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Nah.
I live at t'other side from t'flooding.
Hasn't affected me at all!
I got home from work only ten minutes late yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# forgot to turn the sprinklers off, did they?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# ^ this
Everywhere in Sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# erm
im living in sheffield and ive not been affected
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 0:24, archived)
# eesh
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_02/ShefWedsFlood_468x312.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# heheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Where are you, high up I guess?
Unless you have a waterproof pooter!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Aye, way up hill.
As yet not damp.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# good evening M

wanna buy an ark?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# No ,i'll make one.
I've got some 2 by 2 somewhere!!!


Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I love that the rest of sheff is flodded
/on the top of a hill

apart from the people dying, that's not cool
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:31, archived)
# The Young lad went to my Stepdaughters school!
Lived just around the corner! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# This sounds like the beginning of a very depraved novel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# prolly been done, but hey ho, im a newbie
her parents are desperate, they'll try anything...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(paddy-c, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# BOOBIES
(.)(.)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Been done,
and HUGE

but I like your name.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# huh huh
you said you like boobies dude
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# heh
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Crop tool, motherfucker, can you use it?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# ^ And he's not talking about a combine harvester either
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I can imagine samuel l jackson saying that
ahh yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *newbie alert*
like i said, im new, let me poke around and try and work out how to use this thing. im a long time reader, first time poster. yaddy yaddy ya...
(paddy-c, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# don't forget to read the faq
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# resize
and crop the image and you'll not get buggered.

Plus, replying to your own posts is odd.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# It
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# agree
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Is.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# It
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Yes
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Welcome
Pull up to the bumper, shop a kittin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Hello new person
Welcome to B3ta.

And woo to your pic. :)
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# I think so

truly seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha
straight to hull

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I hear it's lovely there this time of year :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Make sure you get a boat first.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I'll see who's joining me first
then we can split the hire cost ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# b3ta =/= 4chan
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# No need for the simulated goatse!
It's a pic that happens to be online anyway. So with that logic you might as well say a similar thing to all posts since they all use online images to begin with, regardless of the site. Plus if I'd been bothered I could have grabbed that image from the show myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# That's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Ouch!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Ahaa, it's Tuesday!

hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# ...
(Woody999, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Hello!
Welcome to posting land!
I hope you will enjoy your stay... it will be ... forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# 'AVE IT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# titter
fine pussy there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I always knew that cats
were good good at air hockey!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# this would be great animated
but it's good already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# is that princessess whatsher face from that startrek thing inthe background?
woo for kitten golf!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# uhura
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# uhura you say?
SPOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# I already have one
an air hockey table, that is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# he's a talented little bugger
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# 'noon!


Click for bigger (276KB)

doodling....!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Nice change of direction
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# just been playing around really :o)
i drew it on paper (lined no less), and coloured it in photoshop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# It would make a good stencil for a pumpkin come Halloween
I used Sticky Label's last year.

(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# "LABEL-apostrophe-S"
Eh?? FTW.
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Sticky Label is a person
What designed that pumpkin stencil.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# always been mighty impressed with that!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# rah!
the b3ta optimiser hasn't been kind to that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# yeah
worked well huh! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# \m/

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Eh??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mano_cornuto
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:19, archived)
# ahhh
right! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I like the small one, without the artifacts

and by like, I mean I really like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# The Fans Are On The Pitch
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# some might say this blows, but I say it's FANtastic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# now look what you vent and did
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# You're wind-ing me up
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Is that the finished version?
I thought it was just a draught.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Is that
Shefield United?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Took too long to get.
Bloody football.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Haven't a bloody clue :-S
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Sheffield United
have the nickname 'the Blades'.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Thanks
Very Good !!!!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Text On A Pitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# But where are some of the crowd?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# FOUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
1!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# The Crowd . . .
Have been BLOWN AWAY !
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Hello again
That offer of earlier was genuine. :)
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:54, archived)
# LIES
There'll be a catch somewhere.....

Although in all seriousness, I wouldn't be donating just so I could get nudey pics
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Now who's lying?!
eh?

I will gaz you a preview.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# where's your L-plate?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# taa hee hee
also taop!! :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Miller: The more you drive,

the less intelligent you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Your stuff is all really well made
But I never get any of it :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Tonight im on a Repo Man binge
in honour of one the best movies ever made!
Rest of the time is just my own special blend of madness & digital vomit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# hi all

corrupt.org
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# I just did a big poo and it smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:23, archived)
# wow
you're a waste of air
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Pot, kettle...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# don't put the poo in the pot or the kettle!
are you some giant sicko or what?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# German maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# OI the man I love is German, so watch it
or I'll feed you what he's having for dinner tonight

poo in a kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# seriously
you're all worthless. LETS POO AND PLAY ISKETCH LOL
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# ****OZ HAS SPOKEN****
Why don't you fuck off to somewhere that might give a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# because i am trolling to receive hits for a website
so the world can be less shit
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# yes, website hits
that is the key to a better world
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# read the site moran
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Dylan Moran?
Why should I when you're just spouting abuse here?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Read a dictionary, Morag
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Dylan moran?
Edit : Gah! Mindpiss!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# don't mention piss
he'll think we're even more perverted!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Sorry
The poo was my fault
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# hey, don't worry
we all gotta poo sometime man! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# yeah, someone did that this morning
and was banned by the mods.

Calm down, stop calling people idiots and spamming your site.
People will look when they want to.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# always the way with these mongs
if you aren't impressed by their self importance it means you are stupid

or something...

meh

guess the mods will mod him :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# you are truths ^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# yes I am
I guess I should start spamming my self indulgence and obvious greatness to the masses

etc...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:51, archived)
# SCHMERG SCHMERG SCHMERG MERM SCHMERG!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Make more sense little pzykozomatik!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# From urbandictionary.com
Merm

v., to involuntarily defecate while receiving anilingus
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# also a manperm
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# AGH!
How dare you merm in my merm?!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# FISTING OF THE NORTH STAR 100 DOUBLE MERM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
# So CTRL&V works then.
Still won't make me click it.

Oh - your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# did you get your microphone back?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# MORrisANS?
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "&#8238;" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# I have,
it appears to be conservative right-wing imperialist self-importance...

with a dash of pseudo-religious philosophy...

trying and failing to combine itself with naive social revolution.

Some occasionally sound understanding of the world's problems (although saying sexual promiscuity brought down the Roman empire is hilariously short-sighted), old-fashioned or ridiculous ideas for solving them.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# I see
So you haven't read the articles on why conservatism and imperialism is bad? Self important just seems to be an inane insult so I'll ignore that.

Parts of it are right wing, parts are left wing etc etc
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# And all of it viscious pseudo-nazi bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I saw the 'conservatism is bad' article
pity the actual ideas it then goes on to discuss are all conservative.

And self-importance means you consider yourself more important than others - proved by your trolling and your Practical Darwinist ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Like I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# :D
Ha!

Congrats on posting the most blinkered sack of wankness I think I've read
since your last post
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# LOL
WHAT IF COMPUITER MESSAGES WERE REAL!
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# now I could point the finger of hypocrisy
but I won't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# They are
you idiot.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# As opposed to
ethereal?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Montreal?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Too gay for the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# HA!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHINESE RADIO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I CAN'T
I'M LISTENING TO RADIO 4 ON IT

OMG THERE ARE POOR PEOPLE MAKING CLOTHES OUT OF OLD BASKETS I WILL FEEL SAD FOR THEM WHILE EATING CROISSANTS

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# OMG I SEE WHAT YOU SEE!
They're making well known branded trainers out of old Monks' scalps! Sweet lordy Jesus on a beanbag!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# IF ONLY THESE SHOES WERE FAIRTRADE
THUS ENSURING "FAIRNESS" LOL

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:59, archived)
# LOL
FAIRNESS LIKE THE PROVERBIAL EGG ON A TRAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# THE CHICKENS AGREE WITH IT'S FAIRNESS BY DEFAULT OF NO COMPLAINT
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://corrupt.org http://c
corrupt.org
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Only one of those links works
Now can I have my radio and Nikes?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# :D

dejavu...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
God I love those :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# LOL
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# hahahahahah
yes, because you're making valid political statements and changing the world by posting stuff on B3ta like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
yes, standard turnaround internet argument! imply some sort of hypocrisy!
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# hahahaha
yes, his mum.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# nope, not turning anything around
just suggesting that this place where people talk nonsense and post doodles isn't the place to try and change minds.

Other than making people think you are an irritation due to trolling. Which stops people listening to anything valid you may actually have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# why not
are you all idiots?
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# i am :D
*licks windows*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# no, just don't listen to trolls
look chap, if you've got a serious point you want to make, you may want to rethink your spiel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Everyone on here is an idiot
Especially you
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "&#8238;" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# hahahahahahha
does he know, or is this some revenge plot we've stumbled across?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# frying pan, colander, tray...
(who cares asdfsd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Only use
the colander if solid.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# my colander is solid
but it's FULL of fucking holes!

so I took it back to the shop to complain, but they laughed!

ha, so I shot them

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I wholeheartedly endorse
this post as I laughed like a loon.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# black
(isketch anyone? b3ta room)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Crikey!
Don't mention black when whocares is online.
He'll go off on one again...
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# does he have issues with the level of melanin in folks skin?
what an odd individual
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Well a lot of air came out when I pooed
and it smelt of waste.

Is that what you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# I require to take a turd
but it is still in the brewing process, I shall wait until I have finished my smoke and cup of tea then read my Bizarre mag on the bog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Ah - smokes and tea
That'll shift it no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# That's unhealthy
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Are you emo?
I think you are. I think you're emo.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Best reply ever.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Oooh ta!
I think I'll use it again some other time ;)
But you won't expect it!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
Not Corrupt.org cuntspam here, too?!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# where else is it appearing?
he says up there he's just trolling, so best to ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Corrupt.org seem to turn up everywhere, eventually
They're a gang of internet warriors intent on explaining, in minute detail, why nihilism and nationalism (not racist nationalism oh no not at all you don't have to be a racist to be a nationalist you just have to go and kill some ni...OH NO WHAT HAVE I SAID?!) are GOOD THINGS by goading people on websites. Oh, and they always call people "morons". Or "morans". Whichever.
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# "morans" no doubt
comes from the "get a brain morans" fake protest dude

google for it

so yet another meaningless fountain of self satisfied presumption it seems to be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Pretty much, aye
It's quite funny when you stump them, though. You can almost hear them scuttling back to their messageboard going, "Eeks! This feller 'ere's got a point and I don't know what to say!"
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ah but it's easy to stump them
they just don't realise and if you disagree blaa blaa you wrong/commie/terrorist.. etc

I pity their pointlessness

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:05, archived)
# haven't heard of them till now
but then again, I don't frequent many messageboards or forums
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Do you know radiocn guy?
If so can you tell him my cheap Chinese 2-way radio and Nikes haven't arrived yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I like some of the general ideas that are discussed on that site
but I also think b3ta is the wrong place for advertising it.

What I don't like is your attitude and the fact that you're turning your apparent mission into a crusade.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# No, no, no
And I quote:
"Were we to want a planet where every person could own a house, we would have to reduce our population to one-half billion. Further, we want to ensure that the smarter people in all cultures worldwide breed instead of the slower ones."

"we can reward people for their inner qualities including intelligence and nobility of character, and therefore breed better quality people."
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# fucking hell, does it really say that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:45, archived)
# and he thinks
he's in the top half billion!

These mouth breathers never realise they're the ones on the receiving end come the glorious day we rise up de-chav the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# :-O
oi, didn't read that far

as I said, "some" :-/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# if hitler was alive
he'd sue them for plagarism

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Not looked at the site, but met 100's of his type.
Bedroom Revolutionaries waiting for their mum to come back from Iceland with some new flavour TV Dinner, all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
# well
they've gotta eat and rebuild their energy, all that daddy raping takes the spunk right out of him
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I've read your website
I dearly hope it is a joke
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# I'm quite interested as to why...
a Greek would be talking to Caesar at the Rubicon. And why Caesar's got lippy on...was he an gayer or summat?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# you are to write one essay on the reason why you are the following;

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahaha.... ha...
*ignores*

Bye cuntchops!
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# .

got tired of useing kittens
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# When is
my lolidays?

TOAP/grammar pedantry/artefacts etc.

I tire of this.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:14, archived)
# ^
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Better?
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:18, archived)
# No,
the cock has too many eyes.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# THIS^!!!!!!!!!
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# it looks like a thoughtfully bemused little cock though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# ITOABMP
(Incomprehensible text on a bloody massive picture)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)
# I accidentally posted a 1440 x 900 picture the other night
nobody complained, but it was in an old thread.

200k though, take that, society!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Oi! Rowntrees! Do you want this fantastic idea or not?!
Mail me, they'll fly off the shelves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:22, archived)
# silly toats
b3ta is not email to rowntrees!

and what happenend to usb bourbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# nothing
no one wanted them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I did
bah.

I'll make my own by glueing a bourbon to a usb stick
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I thought you meant manufacturers
lots of people wanted to use them, but no one wanted to make them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# fair enough
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
#
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# this is a place for this pea
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Kittens?

Any excuse for a pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# you hurt my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It could happen to anyone...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)
# D) Keep going and give a spectacular show
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Ignore.
If I'm not allowed to wank, he's not either.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# How can you not be allowed to wank!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Well if it was real.
As it stands I am very much allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# you had me worried there for a second
thats inhumane.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# *cracks one off
just thinking about it
(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:21, archived)
# He doesn't let you wank?
Why not?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Course he does!
My ex didn't like it.

So I did it more. Teehee!

Right, I am really off now. (Your arse is especially mine).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Ah right
Cheerio.

:D
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# *waves*


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
pretend to sleepwalk!

*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# .
pretend to sleepwank would be better
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# No it couldn't
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "&#8238;" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Mr Humphries: ...you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans.
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Frank Zappa, David Hockney, Luke or Matt Goss out of popular '80s group Bros
What do I win?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ...
Sliced Peaches
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# generic...
cling sliced no less!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# What the fuck ARE cling peaches?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Little bits
of poo that stick to your arse hair.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Well that's dinner ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# arf
cheers that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# A variety of peach
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Peaches covered in leather
with tiiiiny little bat'leths, or however they're spelt.

Right, I'm off, nighty night lovelies! Remember, all your arses are belong to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# tra!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# very nicely done
is the one on the extreme right a woman or a man? or a gay?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# a gay is also a man or a woman
personally I think it's just someone with terrible dress sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# lies
joos aren't either
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# making fun of the Jews as well now are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)
# It's alright.
we have all the money and all the Isla Fishers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Don't forget Mel Brooks
Oh I want to go watch blazing Saddles now
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# gah
bastards, you have no foreskin though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I should hope not.
For I am a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# oh oops haha
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# LL Cool NF
plus it's easier for us to "keep it clean"
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# but an amazing sense of hygiene
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Manley?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# have to mention
that is a fucking top movie.

"Duke, let's go do some crimes!"
"Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay."
(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# The BBC are harsh today....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# hehehe
it's funny cos it's true

/gets riot gear
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# >:|
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *deflects >:| with riot shield and fires back a ;-)*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Whilst I can't drive
I can ride a motorbike.

SO I DON'T NEED TO PARK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I wish
the BBC would use 'lol' in their reports, the news would be far better.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# haha yeah
and holy crapsticks, it'd heighten the impact of reports - "crikey lots of people are rioting" compared to "HOLY CRAPSTICKS SHIT LOADS OF etc etc"
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# "....it was then that Elton John twatted the reporter...."
would be awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
#
"Blithering shitstock!"
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:52, archived)
# I want to hear Trevor MacDonald say that
...that could replace the Queen's speech this Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Nazi's need loven too


They just gotta pay!
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Yeah, we don't know who those people are.
Well I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Random nazi's
didnt expect people to know
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Random Nazis?
You can add my old class 2 teacher, Mrs Anderson.

BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I had a Mrs Anderson teach me in year 2 as well!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# CaptainCaptainCaptain!
www.b3ta.com/board/7340745
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ah, okay
but from the description, it seems to be the same book at least

I will seek to obtain one of those!
since army of darkness is one of my all-time favourites :)

ta muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I recommend the one we've got, it's brillyfab.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ris? dave?
and price of fish? also spelling again
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# dateing?
Also, Did you put each letter on as a seperate layer?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah that was program's doing
no around that one and i really could not be bothered doing it all in html
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# TJ


was trying a new style but it borked.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Lunch on her cheek
i hope
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Infomercial

Please pay attention

Carefuls

Don't listen to mutant information givers or death ensues
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Online train?
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# no
he mistook online for stand on the line instead of use the internet, the mutant information giver's ambiguous message is a lesson to us all
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Ohhh
took me a few min yeah yeah ok
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Uhh.. lovely that.
TJ: whilst searching for pictures of monkeys I came across this:-

polyptique.maisonpop.fr/images_users/cute_girl_blood.jpg

disturbing huh..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# very yuck
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL
And what were you searching for?
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I can't remember.. I typed in a few unusual things
different types of monkeys mostly.

no, I've never heard of a "scary cartoon menstrual monkey" either.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
#
monkeys menstrual porn
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# what in the shitting fuck!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# That's disgusting
especially as she appears to be standing in a pool of wee.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# she has several small animals
coated thickly in menstruation
and all escaping from her intimate lady-part

and you're worried about where she's standing?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Better out than in
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I don't think they're covered in it, I think they are made out of it
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Perhaps
I'd say you're likely to know more about this sort of thing than me. So I'll heed your opinion.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:50, archived)
# It looks a bit like it might be an educational thing
along similar lines as that Japanese potty training one with the cheerful poo.

A sort of 'menstruation is nothing to be afraid of' kind of thing. 'Look how cheerful and pleasant your bodily emissions are'.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# haha
you've definately been looking at it longer than me now then.

I don't know the japanese potty training one..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# needs more mooncup.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Frame three shows us that the subject has an enormous penis.
*struggles to make a funny*
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:56, archived)
# if the base of your penis is a third of the way up your chest
consult a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# or a porn producer
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# someone said 'paint your wagon, and I misheard.

click on pic for full size. :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Oo lully
Jewish dragon!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# this.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# que?
ris?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# the snoz:P
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# oh, i thought you'd
mistaken the tail for a circumsized penis.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Well what do you think kids paddling pools are made out of?
Dragon foreskins.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# anyone for
www.isketch.net ?

b3ta room

EDIT: *cries* I'm all alone

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# i'm there!
good times
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# maybe this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bel_and_the_Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Nice
That's very awesome
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I say, thats Bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# wow that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Acers!
Braw!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Fandabbydozy.
Love the stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# B3ta, I.O.U. 1(one) art.


Click for bigger (22KB)
signed, USER No: 21515.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# WTF!?!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# maybe it's my interpretation of Excel.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Fucking awesome.
You are Tracey Emin, Damien Hirst and Julian Opie all rolled into one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# but sexier.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# No-one is sexier than Tracy Emin
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# her mum is
hahah rolflolopeters pwnns!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# tracey emin
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Uhm...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# she has the tent to prove it.
How many people can say they have a sexy tent eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# must
resist
crap
and
obvious
double-entendre
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Give in to the power of the dark side...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# haha
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# or her Dad, Idi

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
And on that high note, ta taa everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Cheerio
Don't forget to pick up some fish on your way home.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Spunky (A cheap compy entry)
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# HAIR!
You missed hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# "swallow"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# yes.
I bet you do, don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# What makes you think that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# the fact you swallowed?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That wasn't me
It was some other bloke with a bald head
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# pffft
and double pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# a likely story!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# the dna testing will be commenced
*steals hair to contaminate results*


shit - dixon has no hair. hands job of obtaining pubic hair to mictoboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# you could take a inner-cheek swab, if you're up to the job
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# <O>
^ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# *spits into test tube*
there you go, I got a, um, sample. The less you know the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# You know he reads what people say about him while he's away...
you want to be careful... I hear he once killed a bear with his bare hands because it looked at him funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# YES GRRRR!
fucking carebears
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# They're nasty fuckers....
All that 'sunshine, happy, lovely, smiley' bollocks just freaks me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# i hear he raped the bear
marinaded it in his own man seed, cooked it then ate it with a man milk gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# You gave mictoboy
a "hand job" :-0
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Who?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# That's it! Him on the far right!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# you got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Yeah Dillon Moran appears to be watching your vinegar stroke face:P
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I can't see Shaun now without thinking of you.
*hug* Sorry, I really need one right now. Bastard work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Aaaaaw
*thought hugs*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Ahhhh *hugs*
Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Did I sneeze?:P
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Yes!
Don't you remember?

OMG SNEEZUMS GIVES YOU AMNEEJA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# *long distance huggles*
www.flickr.com/photos/invinoveritas/410366130/in/pool-b3tabashes/

edit: and have a fluffy* Dixon



*Hungover, jetlagged and confused
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Christ... you want to be careful where you point that thing...
that's a whole lotta sexeh for one pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Bless you, you're such a cutie pie
I look so hot (as in temperature) in that photo! Ahhhhh, though. Tis heartwarming.

Edit- my, you're giving me a good old tug in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Awwwww
I want to put you in my pocket and take you home.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Does not a Summer make.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# needs more angry pirate
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Needs an up the nose option
but nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Why not...
...come out of a window?
(DrSoloManiac, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Why not...
...come up his back?
(Londingham ., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Ooo... good suggestion
We should make up a leaflet to inform people of their choices on this.
(DrSoloManiac, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Compo it then!
and I had no idea people did such things.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Oooops
Fixed it
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# People don't - it's all a myth to make other people feel insecure.
At least, that's what I keep telling myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Needs more retrograde ejaculation options

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)

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