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#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
EDIT: This is one of those anims that gets funnier everytime I watch it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
That deserves a large WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ahah there you are!
just the man i've been lookign for
please tell me you saw this
b3ta.com/board/7328999 :)
woo for fatman playing tennis
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hah :D
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# i've been trying to show you this for weeks now!
:D
glad you liked it :D
edit : p.s. did you click for big?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# You've been trying to show him your Skug boobies?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# yes
wait.... no i mean yes i mean... you know! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# arf! :)


what ever happened to p.i.e cat?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# roadkill :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# \o/
*glees*

UNLEASE THE PIES
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Not seen any P.I.E worthy pics of late.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# big 8000 coming up
start stripping, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# AGGGH!
Nekkid hamster:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo! You missed his duff eye though!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I'VE ONLY BEEN IN THE JOB 5 DAYS!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I confess to not knowing
what the hell is going on here.

But I must also confess to liking it.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha, needs added eye lasers from Tony to get back at Brown
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha :D
fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Silly JJ
That's not the SA ppl playing twister!

EDIT: It's nice to see you're doing more mashes etc these days:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# dint think i'd get to use this again
(lichnis chalcedonica, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# clarse in a glarse!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# slightly off topic


Separated at birth Hoggle from Labyrinth and Keith Richards...
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# pfffttt.....
grown in a petri dish more like!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# there was a topic? ;)

bloody didn't get my memo again!!


that's quite scary :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Topicness
of general muppetry that is - although Jim Henson had a hand in it
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# He looks more like Tommy Lee Jones
to these eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# there's an element of spike milligan in there too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Until you said it
I hadn't realised but you're so right.
(I helped save b3ta! 99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# it was more obvious in a pic someone posted a while ago of him
but meh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# You gotta diversify these days...


muppets not included
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *raises arms high*
WHHHAAYYY!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# because it sounds the same
but it's spelled differently
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# what about things that are spelled the same
but pronounced differently?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# they also exist
and are equally amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Homonyms vs Homophones
linguistics FTW!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# pft
homo...

*hetros*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Indeed
don't get me started on bilabial plosives
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# damn straight
www.b3ta.com/board/7402868
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
It's a compliment, m'dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i know it is
's why i was saying damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# heh
Oh I thought you were agreeing with the ill-advisedness of getting me started on bilabial plosives, or commenting on the hetro/homo business.

But no, I have no doubts you have breakfast of champiuons right there, my little semi-aquatic delight!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# YAY \o/
i love the things you say to me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Genius!
Does it include a not on Schrodinger's Catnip?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Pffft!
The fact I lol'ed at that is worrying....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Especially
if you're a cat. Not only are you facing the possibility of being possibly in a box that may or may not poison you at any given time, dependent upon the bastard that might be observing you, you're also (definitely) tripping your tits off on catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Haha!
That's silly.

*Likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Hehehe..
Reminds me of this:
xkcd.com/c282.html
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I love that strip
I've never seen such evocative stick figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# oh dear god
you've just made me laugh. I don't laugh very often, so ta.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)
# lolz
although thyme is a herb, not a spice
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Ah, the quantum physics of coriander!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# one day scientists will be able to split the cumin!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hahaa :D
701 now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# needs
more muppets ;-)

made me laugh. I do like a good pun.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *puns good and proper*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# your sig keeps freaking me out
i scroll through it, see 'pedantichrist' then have to check he's not actually here
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# ^^^
sorry. I've changed it just for you.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# i can see when
they're going to flower, or where they're going to flower, but not when and where.

It's driving me fucking insane.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Not dun, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *squints at cast*
Was Tim Curry in that?! I don't remember that...

Nice pic by the way!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Ta!
I spent sometime on this, and still arsed up the text... *Grumpy*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I thought it looked really good actually
*ungrumpifies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *Feels better*
Cheers, it looks nothing like I wanted it too though.

The text that is, the shoppery is perhaps my personal best yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# He pretended to be Annie's dad or.. something
(__, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I know what character he must have played
I had just forgotten it was him. Now there's a freaky person!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# yup he was a naughty man
I likes that sir *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# He gives me the fear
I'm sure he lovely, but he creeps me out
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# ... and SHAFT?
wtf? I haven't seen this film, but I don't imagine the black private dic whos a sex machine to all the chicks is in it... is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# no one else is surprised or amused
you rancid twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# post whore
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# thread bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *fetches the giant buterfly net and the special jacket*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you'll never catch us
*sits down cross legged on the floor and cries into a bucket of stale mead*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *sidles over*
hey prof!

*strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# *looks up bleary eyed*
*mystically transforms into a small bearded orphan David Bowie*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *fears*
*sexes anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *background metls away to reveal capcity crowd wembly stadium*
*music starts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *the beatsie boys run on stage and jump around us in large circles blurting out words and insults*
I got the RUMPUM Selcta narf narf MINCE driving a TRACTOR riverbed FLEAS!

NEW GALIXEE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *Mike D accidently trips up The King Ad-Rock who falls to the floor and in a fit of rage throws his mic at Mike*
*there's a loud pop transmitted through the speakers and Mike D turns to face the crowd with the mic embedded deep in his forhead just before kealing over dead*
*as Mike D hits the floor his body is transformed into a million tiny diamonds which hit the flooor and scatter across the stage*
*MCA gets down on his hands and knees and begins to snort the diamonds from the stage while mournfully weeping*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
#
.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# not wafe for sork?
Certainly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Ahh the TRUE compass at last!
north, south, west, and FRESH.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# to bel-air?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# all roads lead to Bel-Air.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Fresh is faster to get there
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# :D
Office lol, you silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# ok...
at 51.72 KB you get this one.

He/She would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
#
meddling fiddling
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
#
kiddie fiddling?
How very Tommy...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Shucks
Ya caught me!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
#
*pulls off mask*

*hurriedly returns mask*


*runs away, cowers under a bush*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# You've met me then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
#
The image of you haunts my dreams every night.

*spluffs quietly*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Your the one who's been messing with my bins!
/Mr T blog

A pint for the first person who gets the reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
#
um... Google draws a blank, and I'm no Mr T oficionado...
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *hint*
Mr Biffo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Ah yes...
Digitser!

AICMFP (Free Pint)!
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *used to go drinking with Mr Biffo*
/lookit me I'm famous blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# You win the pint
On pure celebrity value alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Go on you can have a half.
Or a shandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Never Eat Shredded Wheat
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Er...
eat felch
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# I like!
TJ: It took 15 mins for the spaz in the work 'canteen' to serve me what has turned out to be a lukewarm, RAW, crunchy 'baked' potato, with FROZEN mock-cheddar...grrr...and it was £1.20. I have to eat it because there's nothing else. But deep down I know a tummyache is my destiny.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# uuuuusssseee the office microwaaaaavveee, er, luuuuukeee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# It's broke :(
I have a mars bar for afters. The madwoman froze that too. *Nibbles*
(Northern Lovely, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Go against
the true british tradition and complain bitterly about the aforementioned potato

Or do what I'd do, and say absolutely nothing, all the while stuffing the frozen tater into the mouth while seething
quietly, imagining how fun it would be to hurl the baked potato across the room while shouting "I SHALL NOT ABIDE ANY MORE!"
Although I would never do that either
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# I've finished eating it, it was at times gag-worthy
It's a lesson in making your own food in the morning I suppose*

*though I will forget, and probably have a mcdonalds on Monday instead.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
The potato sounds nicer than cardboard McD's....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# needs more tentacle squid rape!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Haha
The japanese version!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
#
*shudders*
*has symbolistic nosebleed*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Not Easy Being Green Mile.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Heh.
Tom Hanks becoming Miss Piggy amuses me.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# cheers ...thought that was gonna fly into the void
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
#
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I AGREE! THIS IS FILTH!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *click*
Y E S !
*big sky punch sort of thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Nice tag line!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Geographically incorrect...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# my my
you have been busy.
those penguins are making me chortle
has the poor bear got crabs?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# The Fur Monty?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Haha!
Cut the pedants off there!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I love their feet!
Have a WooYay!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# not in the zoo it's not.
those penguins are acting rather strangely
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# I don't know what this is...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *runs*
*runs fast*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# That's
quite scary.

But have a woo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# get it away!
it scares us
oi loiks tho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# whoop!
its after me nuts
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Dunno
But it smiles back at me when I'm having a poo.

Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It's a Quoth - a fast sloth
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# run away!
run away!
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# it looks like a sloth
having a very bad trip. scarily woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# It's a ROUS
AKA Midget in a furry suit.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] when i see a snuffleupagus fly
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# The
eyelashes on that thing always used to freak the fuck out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I loved his eyelashes!
I loved Snuffy too :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# it took me ages to
find out his name. i could see him and remember his voice but not what he was called
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Aloysius Snuffleupagus!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yeah thats the one,
i did find out that his sister is called alice though
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# ^ This
My first experience of sexual ambiguity...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# and the fact
that the bit in the middle wobbled around for no reason
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# I quite like that
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldnt resist it
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *chortle*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# beeonkie is gorgeous in that film
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# 19 pages of these in less than 2 days!
that one made me giggle though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# It's the same story, 7am each morning...


I wish the council would do something,
I haven't had a bowl of cornflakes for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Go to Tesco,
and buy milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Meerlk Cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# I dunno, I love a good meerkat in the morning
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# do you often put mink on your cereal?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# 10 points :D
I love a good pun at lunchtime.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# CORNyFLAKES
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I tried once, but Aphex objected
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# pfffft!
Can't beat a bit of Mink milk in the morning.

I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# IthinkIwantyourbabies
Woo and yay.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# just squeez it
and see what comes out
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# nicely done indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# It's just a new Meercating strategy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Would have made a better film
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# not making it
would have made it a better film
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# making it
but changing the words 'making it' to burning colin farrell with napalm would have made it a better film...
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# oh i don't know
watching him dance the tango with a greasy mullet and trailer park 'tache was a classic bit of cinema.


(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# that works very well!
(also, only film I have walked out of : truly terrible "I know good place for mojitos!?" "Where?" "Havanna!?")
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# !
(CHOPCHOP, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# kill it
nice work, but by god it shat me up when I clicked *refresh*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# paddle arithmetic?
???
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Oar-sum
In case you weren't being funny
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ah cheers
I honestly didn't get it

*spangs*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:37, archived)
# sorry
i would have replied earlier but i thought you were being funny also
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I only wanted to prove that I'd got it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# well done
have a star *
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Please don't hit me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# we all know you love it!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I must not fear.
Fear is the mind killer.
Fear is the little death that brings total annihilation.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Awwww
what a little cutey.

*clicks*
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# eeeuuughh
so many eyes ...so many nostrils!
freaksy
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Another triumph!
Have you been doing artwork for record lables?

Could have sworn I saw some of your work in the window when I walked past my local vinal shop
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# yeh
goldie presents MALICE in WONDERLAND out now! ;)
(CHOPCHOP, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# That's the one!
it's on display in the window of the vinal store (name escapes me) on Gloucester road, Bristol :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# wow!
need to see that!
(CHOPCHOP, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# will try and grab a photo for you
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Wow, I've found one that hasn't been done...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# How the fuck hasn't that been done ??
hahaha

git

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ^ this
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# That's because no one else is daft enough to do it!!
;P
'noon Prof
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# aftenings, matey.
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Aye.
Gotta curb B3ta-ing at work though. :(
Have to limit it to "offical breaks", so thats 20 mins a time,instead of an hour!!

It's all monitored and since I said the NHS were stoopid( for letting me one here all the time) they've put a warning on the home page!!!!!
/Paranoid blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ooops!
foot meet mouth :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# It could be just coincidence!
They can see everything i'm loooking at on the web,and may have just been watching me, just as i typed it!
It goes straight to Human resources too! My managers wouldn't be that bothered, but HR do the firing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# You're a FUHL too!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Very nice Prof!
'Noon all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Fanx Misses!
Afternings =)

Did ives tell you, I'm a FUHL as well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# No! What have they got you doing?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
#
I'm an IT Trainer =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# well . . .
more a sneaker . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# An IT plimsoll!
Have a badge!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# not for me, ta
taI's got a proper job . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I meant the Prof
What is this 'proper' job you speak of?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# There's no FUHL like
an old FUHL

what's a FUHL?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# See my profile
For the badge, not the boobs...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ah, I see now . . .
I see now . . .no no I don't I got distracted by the boobs . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'M A FUHL TOO!!!!!

/proud
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Have a badge!
What do you do?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm a lowly kitchen porter!
Bottom of the ladder!

Used bedpans get better thought than me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Used bedpans tend to get thought of more than everyone
I'm sure they smell worse than you do!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Can I be a FUSL??
Fed Up Sales Lackey?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hi Dave,

Are you planning on ignoring me forever?

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)
# err . . . ignoring?
I certainly hope not

EDIT: I left work at 13:30, I'm home now, I missed your previous massage

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# yay!

I mean, erm, fine with me, I don't mind either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I didn't tell anyone anything
/my name is ives too blog
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Mrs T!
*smoosh*

'noon!

How's ye?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Little tired
Day off today, been out for a driving lesson. Always feel the need to sit and reset brain afterwards, I always find it quite draining.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Yes
concentration.
That kind of thing gives me a headache.

have a nice cup of tea and a bit of gentle b3taing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Replace tea with coffee, and you're bang on
True Crime documentary on the telly, mug of coffee, b3ta, and I'm about to go and make some beef stir fry. Ace.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Sounds lovely
I'm sitting at an untidy desk with loads of work to do that's not getting done, as usual, which is not ace.

I am also seriously tired :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Tired?
It begs the question of WHY, but I've got far too much class to ask...

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I think we all know why by now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# OINK!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# pfffh :)

sorry if anyone is getting sick of this sock
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
NEVAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I agree, gotta love the sock
'Lo Dave :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# the sock
never tires
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# lo mister :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# How could anyone get sick of the sock?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ^this
I love sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Does sock love us?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# In Soviet Russia,
I understand it does
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# That's ok then
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:32, archived)
# no, no . . .
no . . .I did that one . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yebbut yours is a bit low-poly.
Is it for a game?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *looks*
*looks again*
Oh! Hahahaha!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# y'know . . .
I think Kenny stole it off me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hello dave

*smooch*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# title makes me think of gone off bacon
nice
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] been done yet?
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# many many times
at least three by my count
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Yeees.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# In other news
www.b3ta.com/board/7398583
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# castles made o' sand
melt into the sea
eventually


(xaniac, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hehe
(picitujeromanov, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# relives 1000 trips to the beach...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Look:

this is a drawing of as close as you can get to Baileys without getting your eye wet:

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Office LOL
Thank you.

bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# AHM OLD GREEHG
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Do ya love me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Are you playin' your love games with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I gots the funk
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hehe
It's ma downstairs mixup!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hendrixely

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hello stranger
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hello darhling!

how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# grand ta
baby number 2 due in 4 weeks


I'm waiting for swaza to come
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Huzzah!

The best thing about baby #2 is that you can't
possibly be as nervous as you were about baby #1.

Or so I suppose. We are still trying to figure
out baby number one.

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# that's corkin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Thats nice!
im hungry. bye
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# you quoth Hendrix
I like you . Nice work btw
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Nice!
I gotta start practising animations
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Woah, Al Frogino


Click for 2MB animated GIF. Go on, you know you want to ;-)

Click for 450pixel wide animation - "WARNING" : It's 7MB because it's relatively uncompressed.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Was WELL worth clicking
WOooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# ta
took a while ;-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ^This
Fucking mega!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# That's fucking awsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# 7MEG?!
how?
edit: sorry, i didn't see the 'animation' bit

if it's 450pixels wide, that'll bump up the filesize straightaway
try making it around half the size, reduce the colours, make it a tiny bit lossy, and then, if you're still desperately big, add black horizontal pixel-high scanlines to every other row
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ImageReady
It's not really compressed at all. All the other settings made it look, well, shit to be honest.

I know it's a pain in the arse for dial-up, but I didn't want to post something shite for once :-o

Oh and it's a 450px wide animation with 183 frames!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# you could even try happytoasts trick of halving the physical dimenssions
of the file, then blowing it back up with html
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ah, yes but
they are linked to the original files on my web-server. No matter how much I reduce the image size and quality, I cannot get it down to 280KB to post up here :-(

Hence the inclusion of a shit picture :-D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# i'm at work, so i'm going to click and look
fuck 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work
i reckon you could halve the number of frames and make the frame rate a touch slower, make it physically quite a bit smaller, and crop of the letterboxing, up the contrast a little bit and that'd help a bit

but it's fucking funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I'll give that a go
and thanks :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ^^^
that's the spirit.

I hope you aren't disappointed :-o
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# For those of us without download limits
Leave it how it is. But a really uber small version would be nice so people with limits could enjoy.
(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# ha ha!

excellent work, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Fuck
Now THAT is epic

*eyes suspiciously*

You did make that yourself, right?

*hovers finger over "I Like This!" button*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# yep
totally 100% my own work

I started at 7pm last night. Went to sleep at 3.30am and started again at 10am. It's just finished and uploaded.

I absolutely promise (hand on heart) that this is my own work. I can upload the Photoshop file if you like :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# \o/ yay
Just being careful after the Pulp Muppets thing yesterday

That is truly awesome, Sir. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I know
I saw that and knew at least one person would be suspicious.

I wanted to give it a rest from the usual "shop a poster" shenanigans I normally get up to ;-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I've clicked it too
you can see the work that went into it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ^^^
thanks :-)

Quick question. Does photoshop store any personal information in the images it creates? I'm a bit paranoid (and no, before you ask, it is a genuine copy) and don't want to upload the original file if it's got lots of info about me in it.

If the files are "clean", then I shall upload the original file just to clarify that it is my work :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# haha
No need to do that, but no I don't think there is any personal info in their files.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# WOW!
that was fuckin intense. awesome and brilliant!
Woo, yay and *click* yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# thank ye kindly
I do confess to liking your work. Brings a wry smile to this old face :-)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# well thank you!
is it confuse or confess? cause i think you have me on both!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ^^^
ninja edit (thanks)

"confess" definitely. It's other peeps work that usually confuses me.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# wonderful
(xaniac, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# super
(pdjpdj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# that's great
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
That was fecking excellent!!! WOO YAY HOUPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# ^ this with a dash of panowie
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# this looks bloody good
will have to wait til later to view properly,
having a few tech problems at the mo.

clicks* i like what i see.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# wow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# That is awesome
and must have taken forever!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# it took a while
it took this long

(answered a few posts ^^^ there)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# W/Y/H
no need to spoil it with compression
always too much bleating about filesizes on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# a hoopla?
*blushes*

cheers
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Turn it into a movie file and return the audio, put it on YouTube with a link to your site
6: Profit. Somehow.

That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# somebody suggested
that for my "The Shining" animations. It wouldn't work unless I grabbed an awfully large number of frames. And to be quite honest, I'm not that dedicated (although I did have to drag myself away from it last night when I realised it was way past 3am).
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That was woosome old man!
Tiptop infact!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Allegedly
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# What a shame.
What *was* he thinking???
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)
# i never got to the bottom of this story
what did he end up getting accused of, and was he found guilty?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I don't think it went to trial.

edit: yes it did. it still seems to be going on.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# how odd
i always had a soft spot for him,
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# In court at the moment
www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2125358,00.html
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Usual Kiddly Fiddling
and using the Townsend Standard Defence 'It was for Research purposes.....'


Yeah, right.


In Other News: Are you alright today? You seem a bit unhappy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# nonono
i'm as fine as i usually am :)

see? i put a smiley and everything
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Bless you, sir.
I was only asking because I'm bothered.


/concerned about virtual chums blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# (#^_^#)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Your virtual chums?
does that mean that you are friends in a virtual medium or are you virtually but not quite friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i'm ersatz dogfood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I'm so confused now I couldn't even tell you my right name.
But, to clarify - I'm going with 'chums in a virtual medium'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hmmmm obscure film?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Yeah
Was wondering how many people would know it.

Real title is Capturing the Friedmans.
(KingOfMyCastle, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# nope never heard of it..have a woo anyhoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# How obscure
I'm off for Lunch with Swaza

byeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Heheh!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# if anyone's interested

some more ignored hard work from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# aaaaaaw didums

woo! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# well it gets my goat up
when everyone's licking each others arse over some moronic stick man
that someone's managed to make in 5 seconds with no pun and you've
just been sweating profusely only to find you're being ignored.
Not my policy to gripe but it does happen a helluva lot here.
Sorry prodigy69 rant over ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It may have just been because people were instinctively switching off to anything with a muppet in it
I know I was. I like this one, though, and don't remember seeing it last night :p
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Yep, them's the brokes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# what micto said ^^ :)

sad and very true but it happens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# happens to all of us
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Goat?


I made this and posted it around 6pm
didn't get much comment, wasn't worth much.
But it certainly ain't worth its own (second) thread... so I dumped it here!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# well
I like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Oh, Get A Room!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# 6pm is a bad time
as is 11pm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yes,
it happens.

It pisses me off a bit too. But don't have a go at those stick figures; they take me hours to draw!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# life is indeed a bitch
been there got the stick man tee shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Thing is though
Pics that get flamed make for the longest threads.
TJs and irrelevant conversations occur pretty much randomly and can bump threads to ridiculous lengths when the original pic was nothing special.
People get bored of compos and bandwagons really quickly.
Sometimes some of the best stuff gets the fewest responses - proper arty stuff for example.
Sometimes the board is just so fast or so slow that a thread gets pretty much overlooked.
sometimes stuff that is pretty good gets overlooked because it is surrounded by amazingly ace stuff, or utter shite.

All in all there are hundreds of reasons why you can't judge the 'worth' of your pic by the number of replies, and reposting in a new thread is never going to make you popular.

Personally, I just hate fucking Star wars.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:10, archived)
# One of my joys in life
is to refer to Star Wars as Star Trek, and to pretend not to know the difference. This tends to annoy Star Wars/Star Trek fans.
It makes me happy.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:12, archived)
# i'm with you guys on this.
not that anyone gives a pigs burp.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# agreed
just sometimes any of the above reasons can vex you when your making an effort.
Or at least trying. Just having a crap day so ignore me anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# here's a tip:
if it's quiet and you want lots of responses
don't post it

wait until the daytime, and see
(there is a chance that you don't get any responses then either, though)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# You are the stern father figure of b3ta.

Your advice is good, if a little intimidating.


/quivers in a corner blog
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# '...ing' possibly?
Gah - Ninja'd!!!

Curse You, Red Baron!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i used to fun and nice you know,
once upon a time

i think the fact that i am chained to a computer for 8hours a day, and b3ta being my only escape has turned me into a tedious wankbag
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7402649
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# or you can change your name to someone popular for instant worship
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Examples?
I like this idea and I wish to adopt it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Well, far be it for me to say, but......
:)

try Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Is he popular though, or is it just the tits he draws?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# He does seem to be the victim
of auto-accolade.

I suspect he bribes people. With JELLY BABIES!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Jelly Babies

with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Ha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# That's because he's good at drawing, though.
But I never respond when he posts furfaggotry. STOP PUTTING FURRY TITS IN MY FACE AAAAGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# He sure is good at the drawings.
And he can be funny too. Bless him. But I swear people respond with praise upon seeing his username and don't bother to wait for the picture to load.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# really bloody funny...but the furry stuff does my head in :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Exactly.
I also love the Denizens because I'm a fan of anything evil, dark or shadowy. If only he posted more stuff like that ;_;

It wouldn't have to be Denizens, either. I want to see what monsters he can draw. WITHOUT GODDAMN TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Well, like I said, if he's good at drawing the picture is going to be good
Because he has the skillz. People are not really praising the picture, rather the skill behind it.

Probably. It's hard to tell if people are praising an image or its creator, really :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Yes,
but the furry stuff, while technically good, is as bland as you like. And this site purports to be about humour over technique.

Praise the humour! Down with technique!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# YES!
RISE UP, BROTHERS! THE TIME FOR REBELLION IS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I suspect that tits may be a contributory factor.
I'm just guessing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# This made me laugh heartily yesterday
www.b3ta.com/board/7399778
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)
# that
is rather tittertastic. Got the gerbil with carrot. Very sexy
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# well, we have a great range coming in

The Great Architect
Smallbrainfield
HappyToast

we're still trying to get rid of

Dave The Hat (20 left in stock)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# does it come with that hat
or is that extra?
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# the hat is free with ever purchase
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Ill take all 20 and Ill buy my place in the que
like this clever lady did ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# ^this
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Would be odd if you started commenting yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# micto bud
Ive done that and been ignored also hehe
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I like this, so I'm going to click it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Haha
I likes that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

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