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Strictly speaking, they *are* still Organic, sir....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

how spooky, I have just seen the trailer for the new AvP movie coming out

nicely, sir

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

Tis awesome, is it not?

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

it's.... ok

as trailers go. Not exactly awe inspiring stuff though,
although it's promised more blood and gore this time around, which doesn't
always make for a better movie...
Then again, I know nothing. I still prefer Alien to Aliens

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

Alien is better than Aliens

much better... much much better.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

I still rate Cameron as a fantastic director

and if anyone in Hollywood has got any sense, they'll give the
Transformers sequel gig to him

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

I agree.

we should run hollywood

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

I think they were two entirely different styles of film

and both stand equally IMO, I enjoy both with equal measure

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

watch out for splinters sitting up there on that fence ;)

/I love Aliens immensely, but Alien just edges it for me on direction.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

really?

if i'd watched it when it first came out, i would probably appreciate Alien more but, as it stands, i think Aliens is much better.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

Yup, Alien feels very close and claustrophobic

and it's supported by one of the most awesome casts of it's time.
Aliens did feel close and chilling in places, but went from small to big set pieces very quickly
(in my humble opinion anyway)
The extended version MORE than makes up for this fleeting direction though,
and makes for a much better film
(as indeed does the longer, uncut version of Alien 3, which introduces so much more, and is a cracking uncut film)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

Indeed.

Verily, you speak the truth.

The uncut version of 3 is good, is it?

*heads off to Play.com*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)

aye, plays out the story a lot more

and a nice twist which plays back to Finchers original idea as to where the Alien comes from.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)

Cool.

It'll be here tomorrow!

Thank god for express shipping!

Edit: Damn! Next week. :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

its more like the book

as above, so out with the dog idea and back to the bovine, also there is a reference to it in the original cinema version, of the waste holding container that they want to burn the alien down from the pipes and capture it, but it was never in the film, is now back in there :D

(JadeFalcon, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)

the guns in the hallway?

loved them. i'm a fan of Alien 3 as well, purely because i like the concept of going from a well-armoured, well-trained fighting unit to a colony of weapon-free religious zealots, yet having to face the same enemy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

Aye, Alien 3 (aka Aliens vs Brian Glover) ;)

even though I'm the 'Aliens' generation (30) i still prefer the first, primarily for its cast and feel

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

i like watching Veronica Cartwright freak out

but, apart from that, it just didn't do it for me. i like more action and blowing stuff up ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

hahaha, there is that, I suppose :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)

i always was

a girl who likes a big bang...:D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)

I reckon 'Aliens' had some outstanding lines of script.

But the first one was a corker.

Mind you, I thought the *look* of the 3rd one was very good also.

Bit of a Fincher fan.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

seen the uncut version?

loved that version. shows the cinema release up for the cack it truly was. Dreadful editing

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

The original script was something about a wooden planet, wasn't it?

Vincent (The Navigator) Ward wrote it?

/failing memory blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)

in the cinema release there is a fleeting shot of the animals which incubate the alien in Fincher's original idea

this was scrapped in favour of the 'dogburster' but the uncut extended version goes back to the original animal

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)

the big box set has a documentary all about that.

it's really funny because half the people are apologising for how crap it is and the other half are still really bitter about it after 20 years

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

alien for the win. alien 3 for the bin

[edit]the directors cut is much better. the alien coming out of a cow should have made it a docile herbivore if you follow the gene borrowing logic of the other cut tho.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

Thing is...

...if you're in the mood for seeing a load of aliens being shot, it doesn't quite cut it. I think we can all agree that both are better than the travesties which followed!

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

Part three survived (just) in my books,

given they changed the formula again from what had proceeded it, but Resurrection was jaded and sterile in my books, with little that was original. Which is why I'm looking forward to AvP 2, given it's set on earth. Oh and will have an 18 certificate, as someone pointed out above.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)

it's a pity they killed off some great B-Movie actors in previous films really,

if they had a great plot/action, would be nice to have seen the likes of Brad Dourif, and Lance Henriksen in it, the latter was wasted in the first AvP

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

Looking good, isn't it...?

Well, significantly better than the first one, anyhow. 18 certificate FTW!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

that may actually help it a bit, yeah

looks like they're sending in the facehuggers to populate an entire town for breeding, which
could be funky

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

oooh - I saw the last one last night

is teh new one looking any good?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

I saw the first AvP

Wish I hadn't - was fookin awful!

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Weetobix, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

exceedingly poor

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

I recorded it last night

I was going to watch it tonight.

Maybe I won't bother :¬|

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

Seriously. Don't.

It's utter crap.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

^this

indeed. 'twas a dreadful waste of film.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

Let's see

Good things:
It has Aliens in it.
It has Predators in it.

Bad things:
Everything else.

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Weetobix, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

It's 90 mins of fun if you want to watch a pure popcorn movie without a lot in it

enjoyable enough to watch once at least

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

try here...

uk.media.movies.ign.com/media/746/746237/vids_1.html

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

many thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

the new one shows some promise

they've gone back to the biomechanical design used by cameron even using the same alien sounds aswell, same for the predators aswell more like the predator film versions, am looking forward to it :D

(JadeFalcon, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Haha excellent!

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

Aaargh!

*fears*

*trembles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

that's easy

1. buy Twiglets
2. wash Twiglets
3. glue Twiglets to walnut
4. cover egg with dust
(5. profit)
6. glue Twigletty walnut to egg dust
7. take photo

/poirot blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)

gah!

Rumbled!

*rumbles*

*realises hasn't had any lunch*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Why don't you have a nice egg?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

mmmmmm. Eggs.......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

delicious eggs!

don't let insanity prawn boy near them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

Never. Buying. Eggs. Again.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Sorry, hun...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

I never bought them the first time

they're unearthly

I can handle many illogical concepts but I draw the line at eggs

bleah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

Eggs are yummy

Particularly soft-boiled with toast and marmite

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

*glees*

i knew i couldn't be the only one who likes marmite!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

when I get home I'm going to have

Beans on toast with cheese, topped with an omlette. Bloody lovely.

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

watch out for the big ones that grow in the garden at night

Their hatchlings will take over the world!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

^ 100% Fact.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

They mostly grow in the garden at night... Mostly

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

I found myself wishing for a few of those

on Hell's kitchen (yes, cringe) last night.

Jim Davidson in particular.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Ahahah!

That's great! Reminds me of -

"Ew, face full of alien wing-wong!"

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)

(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

Well I like it!

good job sir! woo!

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

So I had to put on the spare tyre the other day....

And it was about as useful as a caster wheel. Oh, wait... what's this....

Click for bigger (90KB)

I am NEVER willingly driving a car with a spare on again. It wasn't so much scary as hilarious. And as such I couldn't concentrate on driving.

And this also marks my first attempt at what you call "Shopping an Image".

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

And it's well done

Excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahahaha

this is great

I can just imagine it meandering all over the place, like a bus on the M1

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

Upside down?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

yes

with smeary trail of chocolate/poo/ants

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Nice...

reference to current affairs there.

And yes, I would hate to have casters on all four wheels.... Three would go one way and one would go the other....

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

you ought to go and fit your spare wheel to a trolley

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

*goes*

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Then they would gonna find ya' ,

They're gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Should've gotten the all-caster drive model

for better traction

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

You'll get pulled for driving that without the mudguard

They're very strict about that these days.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

The guard

fell off months ago. I'm trying to kick the other one off. Symmetry you understand.

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

Haha

I likes that

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

ha ha ha

nice one -- are you sure you did it right?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

haha!~

I was just going to say 'Girl's car!' when I checked your profile.
As you were ;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)

It's getting sold though. It's a crap piece of crap. I'm buying a Defender.

A bigger caster might be needed for that, though...

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

Defenders, woo!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and Defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)

/holds up plastic sword above head on automatic impulse.

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

i do hope it is for off road use

as it should be otherwise you are abusing the care and denying it's right in life.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

Pfft

What do you think I am? A woman who just wants to take her children to school each morning?

I don't have any children and I have an attachment to the destructive. So eating the planet in more ways than one here I come :D

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)

was it one of those silly 'mini' spare wheels

that;s meant to save space int he boot, but goes in a space meant for a proper full size wheel.

i fucking hate those things.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

It was.

However it is stored under the car in a little cradle thing, that is near impossible to get at.

I like to call them comedy wheels. I had no comfort in the fact it was a Pirelli

(shiboo the hamsters stole my brain, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)

Seems like an easy challenge...

Wait. I think I missed the point...

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

*rolls newspaper*

WHACK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

have you done something to that picture there

or are you saying Vin Diesel, noted homosexual, is a monkey?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

homosexual *and* a monkey?

why, that's worse than Hitler!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

So if for some odd reason..

a homosexual monkey took to power in germany in the 1930's WW2 would have been worse?

/actually imaginining it now.

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Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

yes

exactly much worse

I mean Evil Hitler not Nazi Hitler

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

clearly...

we beat Hitler... there's no way to stop a homosexual monkey

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

especially as Barnes Wallis is dead now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Genius, that man!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

but not forgotten

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

let it tire itself out then stick it in a bag...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

yeah right

I'll let you go near the horny gay primate then... see how far it gets you.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

*gets camera ready*

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Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

i'll do it!!

*goes in*
*comes back out*
he....... voiolated me..
oh, and he said to send you in next.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

hell no

*hobbles off with a limp*
he's not getting me twice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

Monkeys have no concept of homosexual

They just f*ck anything that doesn't say no.

Like me!

*edit*

Q: What do you call a gay gorilla?

A: Whatever it tells you to!

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..wil, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)

*buys film rights*

*makes film*
*profits*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

And he's a D&D player along with Judi Dench

100% of FACT*
*I think

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)

*peeps out of bunker*

Is it safe yet?

Oh dear.....

*hides in bunker and awaits barrage*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

*sends in 3 tons of unripe bananas and a McVities Digestive*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

Thanks,

looks like I'll be needing those!

*munch*

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

i just had a look at your site.

ver nice. though the lady going 'hmmmm. cake or pear?' seems a little patronising. :D

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

took a while to twig what you were on about

well, it's what they wanted ...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

cake?.....or pear?............cake?..................................or pear?

yep sometimes you have to follow the brief.

cake?...........or pear?.........

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

cake ... or death?

/izzard

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)

Correct

You have let down todays n00bs

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

not the captain from this morning!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

aha!

here we go..
www3.barnesy.org/board/7574799

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

That man was brilliant

The finest first post I ever did see.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)

KIND THANKS FROM A SORE EX B3TA VIRGIN

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

Wait. I think you fail...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

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Weetobix, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha!!

LOLlage!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha

that THAT retard!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)

Superb.

Truly superb.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

Ahhhhhahahahahahhahahaha

Lovely. That more than makes up for this noobs total fail.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*sigh*

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

this is

the best image ever

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

RACIST!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

Ha ha, I get it...

...no wait, I don't... It's just indigestion!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)

Don't be a cock.

Play properly.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:51, archived)

don't be properly.

play a cock

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

don't play

cock properly.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Do you think?

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hello new person

Welcome to B3ta.

If you're wondering why everyone's being weird, it is because you haven't digitally manipulated the image you posted.

But don't worry about that for now. :)

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)

...she said while securing her strap on

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Securing her strap-on on

shirley?

And 'ning, Mr Mink

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

i'm not au fai with the lingo

'ning PD

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

ARG

three eyes!!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Ok. So.

I have evidently committed a b3ta cardinal sin.

I'm not good with "First times".

Sorry guys, I'll try harder next time. And at least some people got some enjoyment out of the responses.

_{*takes his "YOU FAIL" like a man*... :(}

(Uhmfhshhghd, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)

Worry not

Suffering nervous breakdowns is not uncommon after first posts

Welcome, pull up a kitten, shop a hedgehog, etc :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

try something would be a good first step

b3ta is not really about trying harder.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)

I was nice

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)

you can't help it though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:08, archived)

Why the hell were you reading the 'mail' anyway, eh, eh?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)

Because I am in it sometime soon

And I was checking that I hadn't missed the edition that features me.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

whatwhatwhat?

spill teh beenz

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)

I am in the national press on a regular basis

S'not a big deal.

They never put my picture in anyway. :(

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

at least you didn't post & run

therefore everyone will like you now :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

Then read the feckin FAQ

numpty

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:06, archived)

yaay its not me this time

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)

64k?

I'm afraid it is sir

:P

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)

(

The BrownHaze, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

...and now over to the Olympic Arena for the men's Discuss...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

ha ha ha ha

Phillips...
erm, no - it's Pozidriv
PHILLIPS!
ha - erm, it's clearly Pozidriv
PHILLIPS!!!!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Cross-head!

"oooh and there's an unexpected twist!"

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

it, just, got, interesting!

Torx...

/knowshisscrews.com

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

...but if it gets tricky, use a hammer...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

you don't want to be using a hammer with that

if anything you want to use a jigsaw...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

of course for that tamper resistant goodness

you can't fault the tri wing...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)

Sorry old man

I appear to have scared people off your post with my lamentable screwdriver patter...

how I ever manage to attract the amorous attentions of anyone is a constant surprise to me.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:58, archived)

...I hope you like jammin' too

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

Waaaah!

*hides*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahahaha!!!

excellent

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

PETE ROWLEY

(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

heheh

nice dreds

is it dreads or dreds?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:42, archived)

Dreads

I called them dreads when I had them.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Fuck me

Bob has let himself go a bit

Woo and "holy shuddering fuck!"

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

that was on the tellybox last night

pretty poor... the film, not that pic, the pic is good.

I do like jammin

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)

They had the national society of vandals in the other week...

PS Isn't this an unusal image to be hosted on a .gov website?

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

no, they need to cater to everyone!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

MIKE GAY SEX!

Woo yay hoopla

/set auto complete to Monkeon

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

Mike Gaysex

That's an unfortunate name

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

Unfortunate names ftw!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

William Anker?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

Steve Mellydick...

The list is endless =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)

hahaha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

I bet they got some stick at school

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

Dontcha just know it.

'ning mate.

We've got $19.50 in cafecash =)

That's about £3 each, same as last time. I'm waiting until it gets to $100 if that's alright with you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

:¬D Jackpot!

sounds good to me

Maybe people should look in our profiles to find out how to rake in piles of cash :¬)

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

Sounds like a good idea =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

hehe

I've got $5 - only sold one Tshirt

:D

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)

Ooh, I promised I'd buy one didn't I?

*waits til next month*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

pffft

"kerry mountain"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)

what you selling handsome?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)

Well, I've got a Line 6 Variax 300, an Eko acoustic (although that's probably gone to freebs)...

...and an old knackered purple guitar which is very very very rough looking but sounds monstrous.

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)

Hahaha

Woo

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

Yes, the goverment should know how to save as jpg

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

that

it's from some sort of article about public convienices, so it seems fair enough

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

haha

but, "forever" :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

arf

my mate works for the Audit Commission

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)

Life changing advice i recently received

"Throw a pepper into the air. If it fails to come back down you've gone mad, so don't trust in anything."

It really works! Try it...

(MutantSixtyFour isn't doing his work on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

I'm trying it but it hasn't made your picture appear

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

*runs to kitchen*

this is sage advice,
I'll ignore the lack of image

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

not bunker thyme then?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

usually

but it's quite funny, so what the heck?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

The pepper said it doesn't like heights.

What do I do now?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

You have mastered 17.5% of this adventure.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

Yeah, I VAT'd it's ass.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

FACE NORTH!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

the pepper I found in the back of my fridge yesterday

would probably have stuck to the ceiling

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

blimey

I had an egg explode that had been down the back of my fridge. Quite a special smell

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

happy b3taday sir!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

ta all :)

I will post this even though it was coast of yemen who kindly added the hat

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

Happy B3taday.

I really want this as wallpaper in my lounge.

(

Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

i think it would turn you insane

especially if it animated

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)

how about....

changing to /talk

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

would

a carrot suffice?

(

Dr. trouser, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

uh oh...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

Happy Tuesday!

one and all

in other news: 'ning

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

Howdy ma'am

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

fail

(

mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

just when i thought he couldn't look any worse...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

it just made me sneeze....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

dear god, we're at 60000+ already?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

haha

Doesnt time fly. When you're beating trolls

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

/talk please.

(

Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

I hereby dedicate the following masterpiece to you:

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

This reminds of the great harry potter story read by Stephen Fry..

Harry Potter and the Underage Blowjob. I think it was in a news letter some yonks ago, very funny.

(

Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Ah yes

www.luckykazoo.com/media/2006/10/harry-potter-and-underage-blow-job.html

NSFW

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)

Well done.

(

Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)

Post a picture

or GTFO

Grrrrrrr

*hides in bunker*

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

I find your flippant approach to mental illness somewhat offensive

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

*posts hilariously animated picture of joey deacon*

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:38, archived)

Life changing advice i recently received
"Throw a pepper into the air. If it fails to come back down you've gone mad, so don't trust in anything."

It really works! Try it...

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Piss off & read the FAQ

idiot

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)

Little doodle

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

that bee lovely

and other apiaristic puns

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

Hive got a few good ones lined up

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

I'll comb through a few of mine

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

This really bee-littles anything that I draw.

pollen-ty of talent. :)

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

oo that stings

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

oh you've got to be pollen my chain

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

Flabbergasterations

That's fooking lovely!

Good work

*clicks*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

Bee-lightful!

Drawn on the correct color of stickit note too, I see.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)

That's cos that's what it was drawn on...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

I wish I had a scanner

bloody posh NHS lot with all their fancy toys and massive budgets

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

Ah, but I don't work for the NHS....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

WHAT!!?!

when the frig did this happen, why wasn't I informed... how long was the meeting I was just at?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

next you'll be saying you don't even remember 2009

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

how can he not remember the Rise of the Horses?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

WHAT!??!

I missed that - I love them best of all alminals

:C

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

not after they eat your family they aren't!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

meh

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

JOHNNY! NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

I work for a contractors in the NHS

So while I am in a hospital, my technological equipment is paid for by The Mother Company

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

aaaaah

U R Accenture!!!!!!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Indeed!

btw, I'm RISing like crazy over your siggy. What's that?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

It's from Chicago

'The Cell Block Tango'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

That was the best part of the film

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

*cough*gay*cough*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

*cough*IdocookingI'musedtotheinsultssofuckoffandgrowup*cough*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)

that's a nasty cough you've got there...

you'll be fucked when you're old enough to smoke!

:D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)

could be earlier if you're a paedo

...and you play your cards right.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

Higher or lower?

higher or lower?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

ANSWER ME!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

Sorry, mate

I was just thinking of 52-pickup.
Then when he goes for the cards....

...profit!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)

Ah, I'm all de-RISed now.

CZJ was not as much fun to watch as I'd hoped.
(that was the only reason I watched - my lovely young bride controls the rentals)

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

naw

it's a letdown when you're used to watching her with binoculars from behind a hedge

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

I was very disappointed by Zellweger

But it was an excellent film

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

aren't we all...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

I am never dissapointed by Zellweger

... I'm often surprised she has the ability to speak though.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)

~~speak~~ see
With those two pissholes in the snow she calls eyes.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

I just don't understand why she's suddenly english

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

I don't see how she ever gets a job

playing anything other than quirky best friend... she must be dynamite on the director's couch

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)

Ahh a pen drawing

I think I still remember how to use them
:P

I really should do more often!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

I felt the urge

So I did!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

ha ha ha

waiting for your computer to boot up were you?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

I have no programme capable of this at work

So I had no choice

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)

It am very lully

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

That's the very best way to react to such an urge!

Feeling any other urges toward yours truly?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:40, archived)

I wish I could doodle like that.

That's fucking woo, that is.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

^this

what passes off as 'doodles' around here is stuff I would frame if they came from my hand

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)

yar - lovely that bee

... I'm back from my meeting everyone

:D

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

Welcome back!

Was it a good meeting?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

YAY - thanks,

it was a surprisingly efficient meeting. We decided things in only 1 meeting!!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

*looks from side to side*

*does double take*

*fears*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

did you decide to have another meeting later?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

ha ha ha

"so we're all agreed then, you're not allowed to come to the next meeting!"

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

erk!

it stung me!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

aren't you made of wood?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

yes.

i can still be stung!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

but shirley your nervous system

isn't capable of expressing pain... or touch of any kind.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

i remember touch....

hold me...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

*holds*

I think it's time you had a good sanding, you chaffe something terrible.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

bwahahaha!!

you fell for my trap!
i like being an unfeeling souless peice of wood!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

*varnishes*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

ooo

shiney!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

he points to it on a chart

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

that's excellent!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

WOO! he's lully :D

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

wow

loveliness. amazing what one can do with a post-it note

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

'ning db!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

ning sire!

jus got back from my hols. how you doing?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

bloody marvellous!!

where'd you go?
and did you bring me anything nice?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

scotland sadly

i have to use all my holidays to go see my folks and my mates. was good though. sorry, all i brought for you was a compo gif. see the popular page

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)

yay!!

*treasures*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)

Beeautiful

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

Crivens!

How delightful :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)

beeeee!

aceness!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

bee tastic!

It looks like the diagram I looked at before I drew my slightly less realistic bee!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)

FOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIGHT

Click for bigger (60KB)

(

badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

I like that film,

so I'll click it
Edit: I just noticed "National Baboon's"

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)

Nicely done

TJ - I've pimped out my motel room.
4. Profit!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

We couldn't do without one

(

ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

Cor!

That's great

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

haha

this is woo

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

hahaa!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

Nicely done

Just needs a carpark now

:P

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

With drunken 13 year olds

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

^this

All wearing hoodies!

:)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

hahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

Technology. Stupid.

(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)

How odd

TJ: The bit about 'a welcome distraction from watching television' in this article made me laugh:

www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=479741&in_page_id=1770

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

Well why not?

There's nothing on TV so let's get some 14 year olds pregnant.

(yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

christ

one of them's even named after a bloody TV channel

sterilisation, it's the only way

/Hitler blog

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)

45-year-old mother of five?

and also, her husband is looking for work but there is none about? i'm sure i could find him a jobthere are plenty in the food service industry if he was willing to actually do some work.

fuck it, there's even unskilled labourers jobs going.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

bloody scabby idiots.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

Absolute Scum!

This is a good reason for chemical castration. This is really something that makes me angry. Just more tax money wasted on morons who cannot be botherd to get a job and would rather live off the state popping out another kid for a few quid more a week.

/rant

(

Aenesis, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

i agree with you

they should have the kids taken off of them it would stop them becoming baby factories

(JadeFalcon, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)

Unbelievable

I mean, who would want to sleep with either of them?

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)

Ian Beale

preferably both

and their kids*

*possibly

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)

Yeah I thought that too

The mum's no looker either.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

True

But bear in mind her generation didn't have sky tv

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)

judgeing by the thich set look of one of the kids

i'm presuming one of the dads is a bruiser with thick eyebrows and deep socketed eyes not unlike that of a neanderthal.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)

FFS

kill them with axes.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)

Elton won't let the sun go down on him...

not this time.

(Sheepattack!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

i thought it was spelt "son"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha that's funny because he's gay

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

that reminds me of that advert with a similar theme...

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

Tea + monitor

Very WOO!!! And the wig effect adds a YAY to the list :)

EDIT: There is just way too much hummus going around today...making me very jealous :(

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)

Agreed.

In spades.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)

Faster! FASTER!

Heheh, nicely done

Also, minor TJ (sorry):
Another round of polling for the 2nd Derby bash we're planning...

Option A:

This would be in the main bar, there is great music, real ales, but it does get very busy on a Saturday night and last year we all got a bit cramped in a section we managed to take over because we were there early enough.

Option B:

This would be in the function room upstairs. It has its own bar and would be exclusively for our use, there is no music but we are free to provide our own entertainment (whether that be live music or a cd player and a few choice 'I Love Horses!' remixes!). There is a £60 charge for its use, and we will mostly be covering that but if this option goes ahead I may ask everyone to chuck me a pound when they attend just to make it a bit less painful.

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If I could go, I'd vote for the 27th

But I can't, so I won't.

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

Excellent

Thanks for that

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Well it shows that I want to go!

And that the 27th seems to be the best option,
so it kind of helped...

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

Shush you

Get me a pink flamingo to kick!

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I don't have any flamingos,

but I have prawn cocktail flavour twirly crisps, if that helps?
*offers*

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)

But...but?! it's a staple of the Sims!

Meh. *kicks crisps*

...ooh, that does help!

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I like the colour on the 27th, so I'd vote for it purely for that reason

butitwon'thelpyousoIwon't

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

Arf

This place makes me laugh

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Response so far has been a little...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)

damned money!!

i'd say 27th but....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)

...but you've got a mouth full of cream?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)

close...

shaving foam

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

But son, where's all that pocket money gone we gave you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)

sweets, beer, crack, and hookers...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)

Arf!

Quote of the day yesterday:
"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." - Charles Kuralt

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

have they built it on St Kilda?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

Outrun FTW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)

his hair is blowing

like a candle in the wind!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)

'working' from home is getting to me.......

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WOLF .™, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

yay - hurrah for giant cats!

ooh and I make it pearoast time!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

wish i was at home

Not looking forward to fighting my way home tonight

/disgruntled commuter blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

How long have you been doing it?

nice pussy btw

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

hahahaha

aceness

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

hahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

Feck yes!!

That is excellent!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

Oooh, nicely!

Is the board slowing down for anyone else?

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very much so

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

Me too

very slooooooow

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

yep

took ages to upload too

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

It's been a bit sluggish all day

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

It's like treacle

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

very

Sllllllloooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

Must be all the awesome hummus going round...

So good in fact it inspired me to TOAP a little...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

thought it was just me

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)

That is brilliant!

WYH and Panowie!!!!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

Sweet!

*clicks hard*

So that's what happened to the PG tips monkeys

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

*click click click click click click*

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)

hahaha! marvellously animated!

'lo db! Back at Photoshop again? :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

haha hello

and yes. got back to ze vaterland last night and back at work today.

decided to combat the end of holiday blues, by doing some 'shopping.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

this gets a special award of specialness

because it it WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)

Woo Yay

FTW

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)

That is

fan

fucking

tastic

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahaha

top stuff

and not a monkey in sight

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)

WINNER!

... and puts my effort to shame in a biiiiig way.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:30, archived)

haha

nicely

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)

bloody splendid

*clicked with glee.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

christ almighty!

That is completely fucking amazing and I will shoot anyone that says otherwise on your behalf!

Clickus maximus.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)

superb work

shame I can only click once

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)

sigh.

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WOLF .™, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

But we demand our right to strike!!!

Everybody out!!! "goes on strike"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

I wish I could go on strike

In fact, I think I will, right now.

*lights small fire in courtyard outside window*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

*pfffft*

YAY!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

*buys shoes*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)

I love it when the tubes go on strike

Because I don't live anywhere near London *gloats*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

bindun?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

Gis a job!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

? :(

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

that's what they say to the wailing wall

isn't.

maybe i saw it int a film.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

scandalous!

20p and it's a deal!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

How about a million quid and I pour it down the drain so you get it through your taps?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

You know how to bargain...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

I paid 30p for a cup of tea at a church 'fun day' on Saturday

It was really nice.

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

I get mine free from home.

And I always make it how I like it.
I love being me.

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

Hahaha!

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

*glees*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)

Yay! Thankyou!

*shakes hips*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

these cartoons make me not want to accept cups of tea from stickmen.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)

hahaha

at least he got a cup of tea

he did get it in the end, right?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)

hahaha, a fine businessman indeed!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

Psssst

Teaching?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

Yes, start freelance teaching again tomorrow

/HE Construction/Civil Eng. course

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)

(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)

Arf!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)

hehehehe, nice one!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahahaha

i love these

do you actually say things like this when you make people tea?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)

Big game hunter!

*shrugs* :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)

hahahaha, I prefer that to one I did

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

arf! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

Mouse Trap \o/

(More fun to set up than actually play though)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)

hahahaha

I used to love that game. I had to put the diver facing backwards on the diving board or it wouldn't work properly

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

wheeeee!

bang!

excellent sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)

i'm convinced he is the same guy as from pringles

woo!

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mugatu, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)

that's no ping pong ball!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

This is ace.

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

repost?

or slightly different?

Edit: ah

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

'ning pzyko

I hadn't seen that one =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

'lo Prof!

*rawks*

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

Haha wicked

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

PING CUP

at it's best!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)

och, Jimmy, ah cannae believe he's gone for the Cross & Blackwell!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)

OH GOD!

*collapses in a heap on desk*

Edit/ I think I love you for this!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

*pffft*

How silly!

WOO and YAY!!!

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)

My lovely eyes!

Aaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh!

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)

Hehehe

That's a bit wonderful that is. :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)

Don't you think you should let Aphex post his own wedding photos?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

HAHAHA!

Tropicana duly ejected down shirt. Thanks Prof.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)

Tea/Monitor

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)

jesus christ freebs

it's amost enough to make me wish DTH was here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

I wonder if freebs and DTH have ever been seen in the same room.

Hmm... *ponders*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

*pulls black hood over head*

*yanks back into shadows*
*administers serum*

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hahahaha, you actually made me laugh far too loud

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

pfft

*knees Jeff Capes in the nadgers*

*runs for life*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)

Fantastic once more

*sobs with laughter*

There is world class hummus in abundance today

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)

braw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA

That am WIN!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 15:27, archived)

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