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[challenge entry] the man sure could sing...

(new...improved version)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# i think his hair contains a strobe light
woo
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# *click*
bloody good that one - big office guffaw form down under!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# haw...haw...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# That Elvis fella is such a jolly chap
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# the kings boner
pfftt...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Oh Elvis, you're so silly.
Here, have a hamburger.

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# "Thank you very much"...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Haha.
The perfect reply. To which I pathetically have none prepared.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:41, archived)
# He also had a very flexable neck.
Woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# he's being electrocuted!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Ok, this is a REAL vector.

CFB

I don't care if you hate Brandow or not ;)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Real???
No helicopter, bridge or shark, therefore, not real
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Don't tempt me.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Nice
You're getting better :)

*will try one soon*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Thanks :)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:15, archived)
# No reply yet?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You seriously still think I sent that email?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Well, you told everyone you sent it...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I know
But lets not get into that
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Who hates the Brandow?
Nobody hates the Brandow!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Hehe
I was pleased to see that Dixon Bawls did a Brandow or two. And quality at that :D
Slowly but surely Brandow will spread through the board like the red weed in War of the Worlds (Jeff Wayne's musical version of course).
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Stop making me want to listen to it.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I've got it on the computer here
I might listen to it in bed later. Hell of a lot better than Paul "fucking" McKenna's "how to relax and destress and wake up fucking rich and loved by everyone whilst stopping smoking and losing weight vol III"
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:30, archived)
# You know..
Brandow's eyes remind me of a chicken going;
BBBWOOOAAAARRRRRKRKRKKKKK!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Some say he makes the noise of a chicken
Some say it's a fish. Whatever it is I don't want to be in the same room when he does it. Madness happens. More madness than any normal man can handle. And that, my friend, is the enigma of Brandow.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Indeed...
Some say he snorts vinegar and that he once punched out a horse, all we know, is he's a dick.

Long live Brandow Saturdays!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Lesser known fact about Brandow:
He was world breakdancing champion 6 years running. He only quit because he felt the others should at least stand a chance.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:40, archived)
# He was also..
Ron Jeremy's stunt double in sex-scenes
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Exactly!
Plus his was the actual voice used when they dubbed the male moans and groans over it.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yeah I suppose it's something I'd rather not dwell upon ;)
Well, not if I want to keep what sanity I have left.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Sanity? You forget, this is the internet :-)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I like to keep some spare. Just in case ;)
Never know when you might lose the whole lot.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Timing!
Just done this one myself...

Enjoy!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:26, archived)
# That looks nothing like Brandow!
Kidding...woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# wit wiw
very nice indeed!
w.y.h!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Wants to click this, and her.
Hard.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Kochanski?
Phwoar!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Gesundheit!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Nah...
It's an old friend of mine, who used to do modelling years ago. Given it up now sadly.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Shame.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# YES!...
...and YES!!!!!!!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Gordon Bennett!
Nice jugulars!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# "Cracking Tits, Grommit!"
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Enjoy?
Oh I am, I am...drools...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Arf!
I see you've come to the dark side sir! Nice submissions by the way ;)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Ta
:)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# FUCKING YES!!!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# ...and relax.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# arfage!~
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# hahahaha
i love it! :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:08, archived)
# *Snigger*
*click*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Sracist
*clicks*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Sshirt lifter
Oh

*gets removed by the producers*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
nicelynicelynicely
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Obviously here had to be a 'Pull' to be in that situation in the first place.:P
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:25, archived)
# NURSE!
"stitch that up"
" put a couple of extra ones in will ya love? Take up the slack"

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:29, archived)
# hehe!
Oh dear!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Hehehe. Nice, woooo....
Ok, my turn...

Image Hosting by Picoodle.com
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:36, archived)
# bwhaha
both are very good
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 20:07, archived)
# that
could also be the IVF clinic
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Simple and effective
Much thumps up. The imitators are already surfacing, but yours is simple and effective. :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# The same joke was on the front page 4 years ago
FACT.
I am outraged!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Just what I thought.
I've been lurking that long.
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 0:24, archived)
# /me too
double doors with 'push' on each if I remember rightly
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 1:08, archived)
# This?
I grabbed a copy at the time

(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# GET.
OUT. MORE.
(, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:47, archived)
# good god
ahahahahah
(, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# haha!
Top bombing mate :)
(, Sat 22 Sep 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Was gonna post this in the last image challenge--
-- but not only was I horrendously ill with what might be glandular fever, I didn't think it was really fitting for the theme.

But I'm in love with how corny it is so I'll subject you all to my hideous lack of humour anyway.

most mediocre first post ever, woooo
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# glandular fever
that explains it
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Is it the sexah gland?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# you give me fevah, baby!
or that was Skene's?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Really?
Gave me AIDs =/
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:11, archived)
# that because you did it in the bum
skullfucking: safest sex since 1883
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ...boy, are my arms tired.
badum...





tisch!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Exactly
Hurr-hurr. :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# still bette than my first attempt
and animated!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Woo to first posts
I thought I heard the breaking of a b3ta hymen.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
'Caw said the Crow, balls said the Milligan'
have a woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Puckoon! <3
(Or general milligan silliness, I've read too many of his books to remember)

I gladly accept your woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# and its a spunky looking crow
you've got there!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:17, archived)
# "The crows seem to be calling my name"
...thought Caw.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Wilkommen!


now get tits out!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:06, archived)
# have a random photoshop drawing

draw with a mouse
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:38, archived)
# is it chris martin after a fire?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# with a mouse?!!!
FAB.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Woo
Mice can draw?!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Mr potatohead
mr potatohead can do anything a potato can

*sings and woos*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Yay
Nikki lauder???
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:14, archived)
# very nice
looks a bit De Niro.

I too paint with a mouse



Click for bigger (396KB)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:21, archived)
# lovely work fella
I just got painter and I haven't a fucking clue :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:35, archived)
# ta.
I've not a fantastic clue myself. I just tend to bugger abouy a lot and see what happens.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I can't seem to work it properly
I just wanna do brushy type things and keep painting fuck off leaves everywhere
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:50, archived)
# "I just tend to bugger a boy a lot"
Really? Tell me more...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:52, archived)
# At the Sushi Bar


Click for bigger (125KB)

click here for way bigger: markp0rter.deviantart.com/art/At-the-Sushi-Bar-65133399
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Well, if it weren't for him...
They'd just cut those scenes out altogether on the Spice channel and we'd never have anything to imagine.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:39, archived)
# is that a porn channel or a cookery programme?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Soft-core cooking.
They show the cook opening the oven, but never show her putting anything inside...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
I bet he feels hated ;)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:48, archived)
# pff
it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha
i uhmmm cover the genitals in porn with slimy goo
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:02, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# i blame it on sunshine
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# I blame it on the boogie!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# i just can't
control my feet :)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# That's rickets for ya.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# you
made me laugh ice cream up my nose, rolf!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:51, archived)
# When you say ice cream...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:53, archived)
# blame it on the badgers
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
#
boogie badgers
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# /piss piss piss
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
/badgers badgers badgers
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# mushroom! mushroom!
*relurks*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# what about the good times?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# fuck 'em
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# in the face
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# That's disgusting!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:35, archived)
# but you have the horn
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I blame the parents
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Weeeeeeee!
Shake that groove thang!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
#
sexy tiem
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# *BEWARES*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)
# hump hump hump
doing the anul bump
do do do


(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# gotta love teh dancing!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Woo!
Do the dry hump!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# These Schwartz packages are getting suspicious


Many apologies for bad crapness
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Sorry I'll have to
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I share your sense of ris
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I thought I was the only one...
He had a  lisp, dammit!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Use the schwartz!
/spaceballs
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# maddie or chips?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Some salt
And a few strokes of vinegar:P
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:33, archived)
# i beat pac man


Click for bigger (203KB)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# owwies
edit: reminds me of some of the letters to Sinclair mags about completing Sabre Wulf...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# congratulations
you beat your cock to a bloody pulp
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# *calls police*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
# "Police beat pac man"

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Silly madmangraham
Pac man fell down the stairs!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
#
fell rolled
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:21, archived)
# He got found with power pills
With a street value of 2.4 million quid!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:25, archived)
# lol @ the dildo on the floor...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# well spotted
looks like a triple-speed X-75 sphinctomatic vibrating buttplug.
*ahem*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I believe that's actually the X-80
The X-75 didn't have the hyperspeed torque-thrust converter kit.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# ah, but the X-80
didn't have the realistic "spurtomatic" jizz motor
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# That would make it a X-78
But weren't they all recalled due to a faulty flange sprocket?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# that, and the fact that they would tear your anus to shreds
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Yes
Poor Mr. Goatse
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)
# on the upside
his image is everywhere
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
# really?
Where? I must've missed him, poor chap.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Like the wood grain on the console...
Atari 2600 I assume?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# yes
it is
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Not been round much today. Bindun? If not, why not!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# h
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# You can rely on b3ta for a straight answer:P
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# sorry, particularly unenthusiastic this 'ning
that was as much of a 'heh' as i could muster.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Gay answers need not apply?
oh snap.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:19, archived)
# What took you so long?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Emma? Is that you?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Buses are shite today.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:27, archived)
# teehee
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Why not indeed
extracted a titter from me! :)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I shall put that in my CV:P
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Skills: Counting, Plugging In Wires, Titter Extraction
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:18, archived)
# One of these
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Oh dear,
someone looks a little sad.

Aces and woos to you, sir.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# maddie?
woo yay
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I was thinking the other day,
what if you had a child that looked just like, or at least very similar to Maddie?

Just imagine the hassle you'd be getting.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# imagine the anarchy you could cause claiming to have found her!
you could piss off so many portugese police officers
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha!
joker :-)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# penguin!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Oh well done, you made me hungry.
*p-p-p-picks up a penguin*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:13, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:14, archived)
# That's a bit woo
I like your style
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Love your Elvis from earlier too!~
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Dale, you are mine.

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:39, archived)
# at last!
.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:42, archived)
# GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!!!
That orange poof is irritating, i can't stand the site of him on telly.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:43, archived)
# calm down dear!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)
# LOL!!!!!
That made me laugh :-)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# me too lol


(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# The irony
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:45, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# he really makes him sex wee.
denial is not just a river in Wales you know!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Poof?
Are you sure?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# He sounds very sure.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Lovely bloke.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Type of foot stool innit
Next he'll be saying gayers have infiltrated the board!:O
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)
# just to be pedantic, its Sight, not site.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# could mean
dale winton's own website
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:04, archived)
# I haven't had my daily dose yet
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# LOL!
You nutter :-)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# why was i expecting that to link to ilovehorses?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# because your all gay
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# come on, which regular are you?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Did mummy and daddy not love you?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)
# we think the same about you...yet you keep coming back
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:42, archived)
# orange and pink?
sounds like an awful combination...
dale winton = tesco value elvis?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Idea for an entry into the image challenge?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry] dale winton = tesco value elvis
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# *click*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Clicked this I also have
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:57, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if this gets on the popular page now.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:59, archived)
# has a comment without a picture ever been FPed?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Me thinks not.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# No idea.
If not, this should be the first.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Then I'm clicking it too
Because inquiring minds want to know...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:05, archived)
# FPed?
Is that KFed's even less talented cousin?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:06, archived)
# No
His equally talentless moped.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah, the child molesting one.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:09, archived)
# it is now on the popular page
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Yay!
And who said the internets couldn't change the world?

Huh? Who was it! C'mon - I know you're out there...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# huzzah!
i suppose i best make an attempt at this compo this week then...
*throws everything in the way on the floor*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:30, archived)
# *click*
winner!
edit : i can't believe this got on the compo popular page! lol i'm glad you compo'd my suggestion
*steals all the credit back*
www.b3ta.com/board/7623293
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:16, archived)
# ..

CFB
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
Old Skool excellence
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# i've seen that very postbox!
and got some strange looks when i was informing it of being my only hope.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# they're all over the States

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# yeah i know, but that ones outside the disney store in new york
because i often visit disney stores...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# this cannot be
they look like a bomb!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I put my mail in a red version
only for it to blow up
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# *touches nose*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:33, archived)
# A labour of love:
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:32, archived)
# That misspelled
"Sacrifice"
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaah
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Haha! Woo!

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Your woo is rather splendid, Sir
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# well, it'll never run around and desert you, that's for sure...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# i can see you two have known each other for soooo long
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# so do I
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:24, archived)
# class!

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# splendiferous shoppery!~
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I detect a great Woo in the Force
Anyone would think you like Star Wars or something.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# It's possible I guess.. :)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:10, archived)
# yay for seeing it the first time around
i didn't see it until '78, but doesn't matter :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha, ace!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:07, archived)
# 'ning peeps
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# He's got Woody...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:32, archived)
# pffft Disney teim!
woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Fairy Tale:
One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not whine, nag, moan and bitch........


But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just ONE day.

The End
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:18, archived)
# so what are you trying to say?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)
# she's a fictional character?
:D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Nice, but glasscock.
pffft see what I did there
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:15, archived)
# why you little..!~
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# 'nabend
it's most likely plastic.

with lead in it.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:17, archived)
# 'nabend
Alles klar?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# müh
außer Rückenschmerzen, Fußgelenkschmerzen, Arschschmerzen, Zehschmerzen und Elbogenschmerzen, bin ich ganz gut.

bei dir?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Sex Marathon? :D
Gut - habe Urlaub und bin ab morgen in Brighton :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:25, archived)
# haha
leider nicht. hab in einem fußball turnier am Sa. gespielt. Viel zu viel. Ich hab ein 5x5cm Wunde auf meinen Arsch.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Aua
Schurfwunde?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:35, archived)
# mhm
und ein bisschen tiefer als normal. es ist gerade auf mein unterhosen geklebt. mmmmmmmm lecker.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *puts sentence into sexual context*
*profits*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:41, archived)
# O_o
Könnte gefählich werden
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:47, archived)
# probably made in china.
if the lead content is that high,
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:22, archived)
# *puts finger on nose and points*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Too safe.
See this dangerous attachment:

I can't remember why I made this pic of a gay with a blender cock.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
neither can can I but it made laugh
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:18, archived)
# The one on the right looks like a gay Suggs
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# You're right.
A gay, sad Suggs. Perhaps he put his cock in the other blokes blender cock and got his cock blended.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Likely
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:26, archived)
# How...
... do you know he's gay?

maybe they are good buddies who were both mugged of their shirts on the way to a Biker convention?

The one on the left appears to be wearing a seatbelt of somekind.

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:37, archived)
# hahaha great!

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Good heavens!
Imagine all the toys
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Sex And Horror!
Are they the new Gods then?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Bow Down!


and while you're down there...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Love Me Tendeer?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:10, archived)
# All my dreams fulfilled!~

nicely!~
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:11, archived)
# love me shrew?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# haha, lovely!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# pfft!
UNDERAGE ANIMAL SEX!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# it's not like he has tits
:D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Nicely
How fluffy
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:24, archived)
# yes
I'm taking my first few cautious steps into fluffy, I'm not sure if I'll go all the way.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# cat on head and bummed by butterfly bambi porn!
disgustly woo!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I dunno, it just popped into my brain.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Birds of a feather/blog
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
love it - woo for Flap!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I think there is some queue jumping going on!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# This is somehow sports related isn't it?
/somewhat clueless blog
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Only as far as they have Northern Rock on their shirts!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Is that Ashley Giles?
He's such a shit bowler, he make R P Singh look like Brett Lee.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:06, archived)
# being scottish this sentence means nothing to me
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:09, archived)
# It's nothing to do with you being Scottish
:)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Harmison actually
who.. used to be good!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Ah, sorry, but still, he is shit.
Monty Panesar is such a spastic, watch the way he moves.
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Has this got something to do with that crazy fooooooooooozball?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# what the fuck is northern rock anyway?
I've never seen a branch of it in my life. Is it a Northern thing?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)
# well I like it! ;)


(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Have summat Northern Crock related...

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Nice!
Have a *click*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha!
Thats awesome
*clicks*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I bloody love this
*misses ye olde Monsters of Rock Doningtons*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:01, archived)
# very much
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Hah
Had to re-read it to realise it wasn't a promo poster...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:02, archived)
# ..
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hehehe
v. good.

Have a *.



Sorry, all out of real stars
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaah
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Take a long time don't they? :D
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Damn right!
I won't be doing any more. ;)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Just found mine :)
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Dedication!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:16, archived)
# bee-ing!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:20, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
:D
*bee glee*
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:21, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:58, archived)
# don't you have
the photoshop UBERHEADSWAP package?
cuts and pastes 10 heads a second with no seams at all
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# arf!

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Splendid work madam!~
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:12, archived)
# brilliant
having done two of those in two weeks i heartily woo yours!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:48, archived)
# .
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hmmmm great
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# looks like my intestines
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# What, that colour and everything?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# He's Papa Smurf
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:43, archived)
# its all because of my diet really*
*lies, I rule smurf land with an iron fist
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:44, archived)
# or drank a fuck load of gaterade
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahah!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# you ate some mouldy oranges
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha its even still up there after all this time too
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:55, archived)
# *ruffles fellow lurker's fur*

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)
# hmmmm
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:55, archived)
# did you use a video camera or you have some superhuman stretching abilities?
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Goatse
I'll say nothing more
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
#

(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:58, archived)
# I see that!
You naughty man!
(, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:00, archived)

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