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flying tonight....

This is my first attempt at a 'scrolling' animation. It's lost a whole load of definition in the optimising of the original - fcuking soul destroying.

In my browser it looks as jerky as fcuk - even when I upload it to cun*ybucket.com in its original state (600kb) it looks like shit - the poor bird looks like it's got a dyslexic left wing and the background looks like it's being loaded from a Spectrum.

Can anyone tell me how to get over the 'jerks'?

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)

No idea.

Its much better than anything i could do.
Click and woo!

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)

I always speed things up

and do very little in terms of movement to make things go smooth(ish)

this is vere good, mind!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)

Flaaaaappp!!!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

GUESS WHO'S BACK!

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

slim shady?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

^ this

with cdc bells

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

No, FLAP!

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

'spluffs'

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

Do you get the joke?

*Is hopeful*

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:03, archived)

I'm ris-tastic with the 10 degrees

but the amount of Flap on board has overwhelmed me!

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

It's from "Learning to Fly" by Pink Floyd.

There's a conversation that comes in halfway through, of Dave Gilmour going through the flight check

"Flaps, set - 10 degrees"

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

makes sense now

'edit' wait, am I having 2 conversations with you, at the same time??

're-buffs space time continuum'

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

Hahaha

You're right..

I feel loved..

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)

yay flap!

(chippy time travel agents, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)

AWWWWW

he has teh baby flaps

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)

YAY

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)

GIVE UP ON YOUR ELEGANT SCROLLING AND ACCEPT CRUDITY

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

FACT

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

SCIENCE!!!ONE

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)

I LOVE SCIENCE, ME

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)

Hahahahahaha wonderful

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)

aww! that's so cute

yay for random flying things

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

is that... a... ham?

'tilts head'

I love this

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

oh man

flying ham

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

Sure is

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:16, archived)

YAY!

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head-doctor ololololo, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

Alter the rate of frames per second?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

I like this

but I can't help you. I'm sorry. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

That parakeet's toupé is loose.

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Malaka omdz, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

The best way to get over jerks

Is divorce.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

ouch!

're-fluffs'

: D

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

This was my first and only :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

I really must do one of those onday

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

it's a goodie tho!

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

Cheers :D

The moving car was an accident, the bigger version is stationary:
www.b3tards.com/u/1628d80a69fd3a28d054/nutsontheroadnimnimnim.gif

Hmm...stationary animation...

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

makes sense to me!

NIM NIM NIM

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

NUTS ON THE ROAD! NIM! NIM! NIM!

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

I don't know what browser you are using

but did you set a delay on the frames?

Sometimes I find setting a very small delay (0.04 of a second) makes things run a lot faster than not setting a delay at all.

You can also avoid losing quality, by trying to choose source images with similar colour schemes. It you mash together pics with, for instance, all blue-ish hues the GIF pallate does nto have to hold many shades of many different colours.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)

Good advice there, and you can stick a layer over the whole animation that's a single colour

and use an effect like overlay or colour to bring down the number of colours into simpler shades, the less contrast of the final image, the less memory it takes up when optimised.

And jack up the lossy.

Oh, and it's worth knowing, any area that doesn't move, doesn't use any extra memory at all to display, so if there's a big area where nothing much is going on, try and make it a totally pure plain unchanging area.

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..wil, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)

Give it a small delay as opposed to none.

It seems to work for me.

..and that doesn't look too bad at all to me.

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FoldsFive, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

just blur the fuck out of the background

using whatever motion blur filter you can find (relatively easy)

and either blur the fast-moving parts of the bird using smear of whatever (harder to get right, unless the animation is fast - then you can get away with a shitload of lousy blur)

and/or fade the previous frames i.e. transpose the last frame at 50% transparency or so on top of the new frame (easy to do but it doesn't always work)

edit: and as other people here already noted, you need to specify a frame-rate if you want the animation to go faster: most browsers default to a really slow rate.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)

many thanks...

...for all the advice.

I increased the frame speed to 4/100s sec - it now looks better in some browsers, although in AOL it still looks like a bottle of cack.

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

just get something not shit

like firefox

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

yay!

wow, aol still has their own browser?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)

there's browsers other than aol?

aol is the internet! how can these things work!!?!

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)

woo yays!

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)

I just blur everything!

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..wil, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

I tend to blur the background a bit

I've only made one or two mind....

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Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:42, archived)

You can scoff: But come the revolution...

You want him on your side.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)

I want to hug him.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)

The shield

should fill you with fear! ( I want to hug him too )

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

I am a bit scared of the shield

but not him. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)

I likes

it.

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)

I would like to create an army of these.

and take over middle earth

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

I want him

'cos he has a cheeky smile

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

He iz on Time Team

Killing ur reenactors.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)

it's true!

does he ride a horse?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)

Time for another?

Caricature of Sir Pigeon Nipples:

Click to embiggen

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:35, archived)

he truly is the son of Rolf

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

Cradle of Filth weren't nice?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

I like cradle of filth.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

So do I.

His profile said he met them and they weren't very nice. That's dissapointing. All the bands I met were nice...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

Like Gary Glitter.

or is he a band?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

I've never met a band.

I hope to meet MSI next month at a gig..there are'nt going to be many people so.. *hopes*

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

Oooh

Lucky!! I would love to see MSI live. My friend's brother saw and them and got Jimmy Urine to draw on his school ID. Hahah.
I'm going to see Jimmy Eat World in a couple weeks...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

Nice :D

They are touring europe at the moment, if you're there you should check out their myspazz.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

New Jersey.

:(
They may be at bamboozle or Warped Tour next year though. *hopes*
If you meet MSI you must tell me if they're nice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

I shall

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)

Yaay!

And for your sake, I hope you get to meet them.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:50, archived)

I met Dani from COF in Camden

he is a thorougly un-enjoyable cunt

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

>.<

I don't like it when bands are meanies.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

doesn't matter

I'm seeing Amen on Friday (my mates the Inbreds are good pals with Casey and have booked them)

Expect lots of drunkeness!!

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

Sounds like fun!

(not the drunkenness part, though, sorry.)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)

fair play

drinking is overrated

/says he grasping a pint

XD

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

Straightedge.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

*sigh*

a lucky minority

'retreats to pub'

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)

Hahahah

The way I see it, like, when I'm with my best friend and have candy, it is just like being high only I imagine it's nicer. I've never actually been high. Or drunk. Hellz yeah! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)

Good on ya

'goes off like an old wise man'

I said to my mate Phil tonight, drinking is more expensive and time consuming than the gym, and look where its got me *points to fatty belly*

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McBadger COW, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)

they were tossers

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

Awwww.

That's depressing. :(

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

i would have assumed

that's the angle they were going for.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

Bah!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

Oh well

They make good music.
I assume most of the bands everyone listens too are tossers irl anyway.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

Not the bands I like.

*smug*
:)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:45, archived)

Babyshambles.... pete dohnoughty?

Hes a twat.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

Okay

fine. That's just one though. Of the bands I met, they're all humble sweet hearts. But that's because I like a lot of emo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)

MCR scare me.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:53, archived)

Why?

I saw them live at Bamboozle but didn't get to meet them. :/

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)

They just do.

This looks like fun though
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Mcr_hammersmith_album_announcement.jpg/800px-Mcr_hammersmith_album_announcement.jpg

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)

It does!

I've been told that I look like I belong in the Black Parade. Never did figure out if that was good or bad. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)

You wear robes?

I want robes.
Trenchcoats will do for now though.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

I has a cape.

I want a trenchcoat. My guitar teacher has some cos he used to wear them. I might buy one off him. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

aceness.
I have a trenchcoat.
It is fun.

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Cae1, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

Lucky.

*steals*
Bahaha!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

nooooes

*cries*

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Cae1, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)

I was afraid someone would mention this

It started to look like a cross between Chris Evans and Rolf Harris...

Now I regret mentioning it =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)

evan harris?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

He looks so happy.

Hahah I like it. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)

He asked for something from my imagination

Instead of a copy of a photo =]

And he looked like a jolly fella, so I did him with a biiiig smile =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

I like it.

He does look quite jolly.

How're you tonight, sir?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

I'm alright ta, bored, tired headachey

The usual..

You?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)

Aww sounds no fun.

Tired, but all happy. The dye worked and my hair is blood red. But it doesn't glow in blacklights. :(
Also, I have to go tape a Board of Ed. meeting in a bit for VTN. Pssh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)

He's from Acidonia now.

Just playing around - my friend Cherry wanted to be from there, so I grabbed the first source I could find and made him greeeeenified, with several layers and styles overlapping :P

Edit: And yes, Sir Pidge, I will do that vector sometime.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

I ate all that steak.

/1.1kg of fact.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

Sam, I am!

I do not like green steak, good man.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

nice

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

I like the hair,

and the gas cloud which the steak is giving off.

In fact, I think I just figured out why the planet is green.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

you farted?

LOL

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)

You're cool.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

Thank you

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Cae1, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)

aceage!

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)

NOBODY EVER TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE ROLF FUCKING HARRIS!!!

AAAARGH!

*slashes wrists*

*writes "woo!" on walls with bloody hands*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)

Haha

Apologies =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)

Its fine mate,

top drawing:) wish I had those skills.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)

actually,

that is going straight to the profile along with the lully pic Mrs trellis did of our bird "bob"
you are both way too talented, I'll just stick to my crayons I think.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)

Isn't "bob" a "bobette"?

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)

I dont know,

unless I am really drunk,
then I know everything.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

Oh, well,

I seem to remember a conversation about pets who should be male, but turned out to be female..

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ClanSoul, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)

ha!

Can you tell what it is yet?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)

bored

here's shawn connery

*rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* night

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)

*is hypnotished*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

Ssschpang! m' boy,

schpang!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

this would make an ace advert type game

"shave connery and win a laptop"

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)

do people actully play those things?

personally I prefer not to have tracking cookies in my hard drive.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)

I don't.

But they are all over myspace.
like the shave britney spears.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)

I have a tendancy to x out of myspace every time I accidentally scroll over one of those stupid fucking smilies that say stuff

fucking things!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)

I hate them.

They're so fucking loud.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)

HELOOOO!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)

Adblock? =D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)

And it grows back so quickly too!

Lovely.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)

Needs

~~more~~ less eyebrows.

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)

thish shaver ish shtarting to pish me off

...
moneypenny

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)

R.I.P.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

I didn't know about that

so I concur

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)

I'm going to bed,

but I just wanted to register my approval.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)

Good night.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

Woosers

Heres one I did ages ago, there's nothing quite like it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

well

that's one bald cunt I don't like seeing

(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 17:09, archived)

Meh

Edit: dabnammit, looks like the Lobo comics got there before I did!

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

Peeea?

Edit : no, but it looked like one further down.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

No pea

Just a well known image that's slightly bandwagonesque.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

Yeh

just ignore me.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)

Heh,

"He who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it"

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FoldsFive, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

Doesn't he just

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

everything

should contain at least one Manley

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McBadger COW, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)

sage advice indeed.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)

Not that I condone it, but...

Apologies for size but I'm lazy. Get broadband, it's 2007.

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Calqhoon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:00, archived)

needs more mushroom and no shotguns! :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)

And less kB!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

sheesh

this is true

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

Hah, oh yeah

Sorry, forgot to "optimize" it. BRBLOLZ

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Calqhoon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

Bug'rit

I can't remember how to use imageready.

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Calqhoon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

SCIENCE & BEES!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

It's sad

but topical, which makes it ok.

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Calqhoon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

fair

but 325ok?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

Why the racial stereotype?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

I wasn't aware

that Dick Cheney was a racial stereotype.

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Calqhoon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

ignorance is not an excuse.

Why do you only show Melinae?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)

I think you'll find

the Badger's name is Martina.

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Calqhoon, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)

*gasp*

You can't shoot badgers...! Think of the baby ones!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)

Think of the cows with TB and the farmers and communities being destroyed by it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

...

Now you're blatantly trying to make me smile.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)

My, the moon is big tonight!

Oh, it's just your picture

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)

WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' BADGERS!!!

'ning all:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)

oh bumfluff

And I'd spent ages working out imageready.

Altogether
Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, DON'T SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT!
AGH, COW, a Cow, it's a TB Cow.
Badger, Badger, Badger...

Sorry Weebl! Please forgive!!

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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:49, archived)

I spent hours working on this, be kind

Click for awesome
(It's on TV now, btw)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)

define "hours"

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)

Define "Spent...working on this"

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

and lastly, define "kind"

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)

Well we can all define "be", can't we?

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

this is one of your better posts

so, well done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

Thankyou.

It's also one of my favourites.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)

good

now don't get all excited and start posting shite again

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Do you mean

Don't get all excited, just go and post more shite

or

Don't get all excited and post shite - start posting something good

??

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)

i think you know fine well

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)

If I did, I wouldn't have asked.

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

He's on half term,

it's going to be hell.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)

He's not actually.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)

I half expected that to link to

horses.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

Appendix: define "be".

^{Edit: PISS}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7725823

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

Hahah!

Have a related pea :)

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

Savvy Seal

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Tofor, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)

This reminds me of Clerks

Also, I noticed that the Sheen was on my screen too.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

A little bit of distilled vinegar and a soft damp cloth

should clean that right off.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

mayfly hours?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

LOL.

Shoot me.
I'm reinstalling world of warcraft.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)

Shoot him.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)

I actually think this is a perfectly good post,

I just wanted to try out my first FAIL GIF:

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..wil, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)

bindun wordplay stoap?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

Is it about frolicking

in Honah Lee?

(

Three Dog Man, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)

No it's about replacing "f" with "p".

Unless you're flaying with my mind.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)

*donkey punches*

(

Three Dog Man, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)

WRONG! Donkey's kick!

/never going understand more than straightforward

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)

Strange things happened in WW1 lad....

(User(23,92), Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

Haha

THEY assassinated Ferdinand!

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

we did poems about him.

In year 10.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

Good heart moving tear jerking poems?

Or
There once was a bloke called Franz,
he was shot over some landz.
Cause of that the whole lot kicked off,
causing the death of many a tommy and toff.

(User(23,92), Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)

The second.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

Franz was a lovely bloke

who is now the butt of many-a joke,
Shot down by a Serbian's hand,
I really do prefer the band.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)

about francis rossi?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:43, archived)

I was rissing.

Now im not.

(

Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

Look out! It's a trap!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)

Waiting for a crap!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)

hahahah thats ace!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

Excellent.

I do love that source.
It should be hung in every health and safety officers office.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)

Original Pic

Here:

snaps.snapsoid.com/~Lunch_Break~1

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

... there's a better one...

here

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)

Oh you fuck!*

*actual words from my mouth!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)

haha!

Nicely.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:39, archived)

...

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

yay

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)

hahaha nice!

I thought it might be a big 'bindun'

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

i'm surprised yours didnt start an avalanche of peas

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

thats why I decided not to post in the day shift!

Edit/ give it time though we may see a few!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

That can't be as bad as

openly smoking on television like they did last week!!!
OMG banthisfilth!!!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:20, archived)

it's no fun

they don't even smoke in cartoons anymore!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

aye!

All those Tom and Jerry flicks on the cutting room floor!
It's a travesty!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

this^

*misses Thundercats wit fags

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

they used to smoke in thundercats!??!?!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

No!

He used to watch it with some gays!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

clarkson is teh auntichrist!

*worships

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)

Those pipes made pipe smoking cool...

quite a hard task!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

Until Captain Slow got hold of one.

;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)

badum-tish!

i do love that clarkson source

and i've used the betts one too

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)

bravo!...aint seen this one

woo

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

it's pure photoshop fodder!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)

Haha

Fantastic =P

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

Yays!

I saw the polar special the other day!
It was braw.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

i lvoe the car

he's driving in it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)

pahahah

made me snort

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

I had this exact idea

the other day and was just trying to think of a way to do it.
Expertly done sir. I tip my hat.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

haha superb :)

(

Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

hahah thats got me giggling like a loon!!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:35, archived)

yours got me snorting...

;)

(

Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)

well yours nearly exhausts the joke...

/coat

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)

hahaha!

I want a fleshlight for my car....
I mean whats that thing he's sticking his dick in....

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)

0_o

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)

i'd forgotten about that

it's ace

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)

Haha.

Oh my god. I hadn't seen that before. That face!

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)

jesus christ on a shtick

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhaha

(

g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)

Brilliant

bestest ever.

(

Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)

Not topical but a friend challenged me to do a Sarkozy pic

story

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)

"when the male orgasm backfires"

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

www.ridhughz.demon.co.uk/wav/barf.wav

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

haha

beautifully done as ever

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

Ahh yes, the drunk man!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)

it's rather good that

ah, in the good old days, it used to be russian presidents who met the french ones pissed. what have things come to?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)

And as a parting post, please have this groaner

on me. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)

Where is happytoast?

I have'nt seen one of his masterpieces in a while.
I am waiting for something to click and i will be de rissed.
Sorry, im half asleep, literally.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:08, archived)

bumlicker

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)

Shoo.

I just did that thing where you look at when people last posted.. today.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

bet you didn't check when I last posted eh?

eh?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)

No, because you're always somewhere :)

edit: i have now.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

aren't we all?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:17, archived)

No.

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)

^you have a stalker^

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

I was thinking this earlier this morning...

He's just upped and disappeared =S

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

Yeh. i forgot the time.

How are you today?

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Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

It's just an old expression, and a malaprop

rolled into one. Still rissing?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)

It's just really weak

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)

I am rissing

and am still rissing at the corn one.

(

Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)

he has no internets

and having to try and steal peoples when he can

(i remember this from the other week)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)

You have a good memory

I can't remember what happened yesterday.

(

Cae1, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

The weakness of your joke makes me nauseous.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)

Try crackers and chicken soup for that, underscore space Felix

and call me in the morning. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)

I'm not entirely sure it can be classed as a "joke"

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)

I admire the ...

I admire something about it, on principle.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:24, archived)

It certainly does challenge modern preconceptions of what is humourous

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

You admire the daringness of posting a TOAP?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)

Reasons to post another face ... 1 ... 2 ... 3

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

...4

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

5678910

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

Profit?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

Oooh

those are some excellent sizes!

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

I'm a lady of STYLE, dontchaknow

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

Tops

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

corn on the cop?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

frank spencer?

seriously i have no idea who that is
but its nicely done
apart from the bits where you've slipped with the mouse :p

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

Ian Dury!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

Ah, so it is, I hadn't noticed.

Yay.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

Ace!

As were the others.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

Guess the joke. Say what you see.

File name for people like me. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)

Ears of sweetcorn applied to the WPC?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

cop corn

(

mongychops, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

CORN POLICE.

I totally get it.

(

Ttssattsr, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

Nob on the cop..

Corn on my nob

Bolox - I give up

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

corn on the cob on the cop

under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop under the corn on the cob on the cop

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

ARGH THE WORDS

*dies*

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)

~~WORDS~~ FEAR

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

FEAR ~~BOOBIES!~~
edit : wait i screwed that up...
~~FEAR~~ BOOBIES...
shh no one noticed...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

can we ask?

would you?

(

hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

porn on the cob

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

yay

no anal this time though

(

hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

*skull implosion*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

I can type things over and over again, too

I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too I can type things over and over again, too

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

for some reason I expected song lyrics

btw, cheers for the linky last night, that was a cool cartoon

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

Woo Yey

I'm off to the pub - later you lot

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

don't believe you.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:01, archived)

Pssh!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

pfft

(

hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)

"You have fifteen seconds to cob-ply"?

^{I get it really. Honest I do. Fuck off.

Edit: Damn my slow internets.}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

No wait....

Roast pig and sweet corn?

*I will never tell them it is "Corn on the Cop"*

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

two replies in one post...

oh you are spoiling us ~~Mr Bloke~~ sunshine elephant!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

Thank you...

* that's three now *

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

nope

two and one reply to my post :p

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

Fucksocks...

* I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids *

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

nngh there's no such thing as corn on the cop

you need to get educated.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

Policewoman with a cob on?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

vegetables on an officer of the law?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

"p.c. sweetcorn"

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

cop green giant

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

community officer cob?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

You're dead meat, copper!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

odd hat police woman shouldercorn?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

police cob corn woman odd floor symbol?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

grey wall sweetcorn woman glow in the dark jacket?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

standing on flowerbed green giant police cop?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

corn on the cob policewoman?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

cops and cobbers?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

sweetcorn woman sweetcorn?

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

Shitty fucking corn?

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

corny fucking shit?

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

I'm not shit :(

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

not what i mean dear

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

I know :)

I'm just taking the opportunity to pretend I'm all sad for blatant attention seeking.

HELLO! *luffs*

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

heya!

*hugs*

+ you're not sad ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)

i must be close.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

yellowjacket yellowsweetcorn?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

cease and desist

or I shall have you put under a husk

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

is that a clue?

husk desist sweetocrn policewoman?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

the answer is "Ho ho ho, GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

ah,

the corn that appears to be on the cop, not the similarily named cob, was simply a red herring.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

Sunshine Elephant gets a package of Jammie Dodgers

for the most replies. :)

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

jammie woman green giant flowerbed wall package?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

What about good cop, bad cob?

huh..huh?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

there's only one.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

you know...

i didn't even notice that!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

a friend in need is a friend indeed?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)

aren't our police amaizing

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

Ho! ho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)

pigs!

lol bacon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)

Thiamin source on a political tool?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)

No fighting now, boys.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

Destroy them!

With fire!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

^this

With fucking bells on

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

But they might grow up

to make the odd passably entertaining tune.

Leave them be, I say.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

is this an acceptable compo pearoats?

US ARMY ISSUE SUNGLASSES

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

lol

*clicktitties*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

Kill it with tiny incisions in the scrotum

that'll infect horribly

and cause a fair amount of pain

and lead to the ultimate demise

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:44, archived)

No unshopped pics please!!

Nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

I went to b3ta

clicked 'messageboard' and feared wen I saw this. have a woo.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

If I can frighten at least one person a day

then my life is worthwhile.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)

It's not all it's cracked up to be

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

BOO

I hope my day's work is over now too

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

Ahhhh!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

I'm glad I helped with that then.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

Fucking hell

Kill them with jet fuel

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

haha woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

I'm enjoying this cocking about with old photos thing!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

I'm enjoying you doing it :)

I've also been enjoying the turning video into aged film recently, but I've been running out of hummus as can be seen by my last such post

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)

Hahahaha.

You can see them fighting over singstar.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

It's that time of the evening again

Where I bother everyone with more sketches.
*foof*:

Click for biggarrr

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

cor!

you are ace!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

Cheers!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)

S'lully!

:)

Wish I had those glasses.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

I wish I could even wear sunglasses =[

My eye-wear is restricted to prescription stuff, which blows =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)

*has contacts*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

Bah

I'd look like a freak without my glasses, they're like an extension of my appearance.

It's only when I'm not wearing them, or people see me put them on, people start to say "OH MY GOD! I never knew you wore glasses!!"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

Hahahah

Are you serious? That's so funny! So...they're just there? Like if you're not wearing them, people notice them? Pssh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

Mhmm

Going swimming is funny

Nobody recognises me for a while, which is pretty silly.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

Hahah

I don't like swimming with my contacts. it hurts sometimes. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

I haven't been swimming for ages

I can't really do it without goggles these days, which blows...

Although, I used to be able to swim like a fish, it rawked. I could do 2 lengths of our schools swimming pool underwater =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

Underwater

like without taking any breaths? Awesome!

I am currently sitting with a plastic bag over my hair. :[ I'm waiting for the dye in my hair to be ready to be washed out. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

you are not allowed to wear glasses

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

Is that Deirdre Barlow in better times?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

conkers...

EDIT: for some reason the 'conkers' seem to pause in mid-air about frame 7. On my machine they both whiz 'round like shit off shovels - poxy thangs.

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)

Thats nuts that is..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

c B

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ClanSoul, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

This is how Belgium got into Korean hands

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

It's also how Korea got into Chilean hands.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

SE Asian politics

It's a good Korea move.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)

And that's how babies are made.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

Woo

Let me know who wins will ya

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XLVII .uk, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)

Conkers!!!!! Woo!.....pearoasts......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:36, archived)

Respect...

*open paint*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

This is an old pic,

back when I was crap at stuff!
So about 30 seconds ago then!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

bdoing, clunck, bdoing, clunk..............

woo!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)

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