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# So, so sorry

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# oh oh god
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Spelling Error
Should have read: "Beverly Hills Crap"

*possibly*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Pffft!
*spangs*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Oh sweet shitting christ!
*spang* *spang* *spang* *spang* *spang* *spang* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG* *SPANG!* *SPANG!* *SPANG!* *SPANG!*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Nurse, this man has overspanged
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# It's okay, I'm calm now



*spang!*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Nurse! you'll have to rub him!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# modern technology!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)
# hahahah!
and it's real!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)
# as is
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *spangs daringly*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# i was looking for corn or rice
than for fire or smoke..

and then suddenly I was looking for a frying pan


*SPANGS* ad lib
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Haha
*spang*tastic =]
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Daft twat!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Pfft! Yes!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:30, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bad man, bad bad man
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)
# pfffffff!
you loon!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)
# ^ This!
And another SPANG!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha!
Oh dear.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
Hi cockalorum indeed!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)
# That Woo needs this...
Wooooooooo Yeyyyyyyy

*I have pissed myself again*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)
# ooooh
wonderful.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)
# oh fecking lol
*office lols*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)
# spang x infinity
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:51, archived)
# very
very
good.

that's my kind of humour.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# i wouldnt' be at all surprised to see this on the FP
that is cocking ace!!!!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Oh fuck
you just broke my pfffffffft gland.

*Click*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# awww so cute!
the grass has farted!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Cuteness!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Yay new wallpaper!
It's ALL of the lullies :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I would prefer one with more gerth...
rather than tallness
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# click the wallpaper link
and you may get your wish
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Well bugger me backwards...
...and spang my arse...

Thanks for that!

*note to self - book opticians*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Lully =]
*cleeky*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# ooOoooh!
'wallpapers'

nice one Prodge!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# that is fluffin' fab
woo!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# ohnoes!
This, or your other background? with the moon.
I DONT KNOW!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I'm going to keep my background as the moon.
But i shall save that one for if i need to change
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# haha :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I like these little wisps.
They could easily get a job in a Japanese RPG.

(*You cast Blizzaga.* You win! *'diddle dee dee da da diddley doo!)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# arf :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Pffft!
*you cast Firaga,* diddley dee etc
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Haha
Please stop, I'm all Final Fantasied out at the moment =P
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Brilliant!
I so want to be arty and talented!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Lully :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# *puts on kenneth williams voice*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Woo!!!! But it does look like Death's Luggie.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Did he fall?
Or was he PUSHED?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Are you by any chance listening to Laurie Anderson?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# whispy wowoooo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# parp!
woo!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Thas lully!
I will toss a coin to see if it shall replace your current wall paper.

Heads Yes!

Woo!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Cradle of filth
Ghost in the fog
AICM5UKP
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Iciclade

Click for shiveringly big
Acidonia
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I'm afraid that I'm rissing here.
It's pretty, but I don't see what you have done?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# They are just to look pritty?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I made it from scratch.
That is such an awesome compliment!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Wow
in that case, very much woo.

I was thinking this when I first saw it:

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Haha
Well it isn't a moon, at least!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I really did see that,
but that was mostly a speck of baby snot on the monitor.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha
you loon
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# 'cor!
Quo snot!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# cor, nicely made
cfb is fab
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Cheerseys
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# 41 seconds
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
#
9 minutes twelvety three seconds
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# before you posted the first one.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# das ist gutt.
Some people are bloody rude.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Oh young Caewan,
this is b3ta, if you ask a silly question you will no doubt get silly answers.All in the name of fun.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Raar.
Sorry, im pissed off.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# You forgot a minor detail
The trails of little AT-ST chicks walking through their natural environment



Edit: Your portrait from last night, in case you didn't see it
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# lolrofl
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# lolrofl?
Is that like a roflmao?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# STAY AWAY FROM ME
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# ROFL!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# What?
Also, What does ZOMG mean?

I presume Zulus Ovulating Manley's Grandmother, but I am not sure I got the Z right.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# its like 'oh my god'
with added 'z'
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# That's what I thought,
but what is the Z?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)
# the Z is pointless.
I don't know really.
Maybe urban dictionary will tell us?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
#
like "pwn" it came about because of typos, as people reached for the shift key to type OMG they hit "z" instead, typing "zomg".
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zomg
YOU'VE BEEN READING THAT?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
#
im fifteen, it's half term and ive just been
to get drunk in the pub- all ive done is look on urbandictionary and b3ta.

Jesus Christ.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Cool.
drinking doesn't make you cool though.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
#
You say that now, but you aint still fifteen.

And I could be just as cynical as you if I wanted.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# He's 17
And only saying that because he never gets drunk :D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
#
I'd imagine drinking is easier when you're older. Don't have to pretend to give a shit about politics talking to your mum over tandoori chicken.


When I'm old I'll be rich and drive a car.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# When I'm old,
I'm going to hit small children with my cane as I walk down the pavement.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I'm just going to run them down.
in my hover scooter.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I want a cane.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I'll beat you both
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I have been.
and i don't drink to get drunk.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
#
If I drank to get drunk would I go the pub and pay £2.50 a drink?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# You would LOVE bulgaria
1 lev, 33p for a huge beer.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
#
*inspects empty pockets*
*envies all bulgarians*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I want a hover scooter.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Is that the new euphemism for "Psychedelic Warlord's cock"?
You're sick, Cae, you know that?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# fuck off!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# YOU'RE GAY
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Don't act like my history teacher.
Mr Streete: "Did I ever tell you about the time I went to New York?"
Class: "YES! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Mr Streete: "I went up the Empire State Building. It's in New York, I went there. I bought Herscheys!"
Class: *Leaves*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# What?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# herscheys tastes like gravel
only without the taste
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# have you not got
work to be avoiding furiously?
you should be spending at least 12 hours a day in bed during half term, i dunno, kids these days
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
it's all our iPods and golden geese.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!!!
I will put it in my profile!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *yawns*
nuff said.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I like Acidonia :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# It's less boring, anyway.
I fucked up on the clouds for the ice one, so I had to stick about three layers underneath to fill up the gap where I erased half of the planet itself..

Pissed me right off, so I posted it with no clouds.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Flaming Pears
?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# is that uranus?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)
# ANUS
AAAAAANNUUUUUSSSSSS
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# lol
planet named after some deity dude who is named after an arse!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Special offer (SPAM)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# keeping your poop in a jar
'till the day you come back, no matter what you are,
I'm keeping your poop in a jar!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Hahaha
I was going to say that..then I scrolled down
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Hayseed Dixie rock hard!
One of the best live acts I've seen.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Silly Kirsty
shit am not tasty spam

= D

this made me do a lol this did, yet it is quite peculiar
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# there's just something about poo and jpgs.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# oh dear
:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Dr Jessian McFletcher
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Needs more moustache

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Top review lollage!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
#
poo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# yes.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
#
i wasn't talking to you.

i was talking to poo.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# 'agrees'
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# oh yes.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Are there any
left? I need one cos I need one, can I get one?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I can do you a second hand one
on the cheap.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# quick doodlage.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# are they trapped?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Lovely shadowing =]
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# They want out, dammit!
Nice use of shadows, there.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# aww
porr li'l fellas

: )
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# at least it isn't raining....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)
# now I'm sad.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)
# heh
all they wants is to play footie
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# John Terry


I did this a few days ago - can't remember why...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Hehehe. If only.
Can you make Beckham's testicles do that as well.?

Wooo.!!

And A little thread jack... I know he messed up but I think this is going a little far blame wise (just lifted from the usual place)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Did this guy before but it was shit ... so I've redone it ...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:53, archived)
# That's rather ace
have a *click* for that

And a biscuit. But don't shout about it, I'm running low and everyone will want one.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Number one cunt kicker in!
that's ace that is
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I wish to click this
'clicks'

: D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I'll get my Goatse
Forgive me if already bindun. Anew round these parts.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:30, archived)
# yes, this was posted a few days ago
from amazon isn't it?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Saw it in Woolies.
,
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# that's a nice identical to the other one posted a few days ago picture you've drawn there
:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# bugger. that'll teach me not read this board regular like.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:34, archived)
# you do realise though
if you read it regular you'll end up doing nothing else

:)

including posting and reading to the board while alseep :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:40, archived)
# *snore*
He's right...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# This is not true
At no point do people spend upwards of 48 hours at a time drinking tea and starting at B3ta. never happens. Nope.

EDIT: Starting? Staring.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# i have seen this before
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# *ass rapes*
*vanishes*
ning miss
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Flooded to here means cars go back?
are you a Kenilworth inmate?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# i didnt find it funny the first time i saw it
plus, it's generally better to post stuff you have made yourself.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I can't see anything, not even a red x!!



(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Bindun
by someone else. And then someone else put it here a few days ago.

Sort of a double bindun, I'd say.

'ning B3ta.

EDIT: I'd like to contract that to Doubindun. I thought Doublindun first, but that just sounds a bit Irish.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)
# More bizarre paper art


Mr. Vampire-fortune-teller-thing
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Meanwhile, in Malibu
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Tubgirl
albino style?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# I thought of Tubgirl too when I saw it in the paper.
Apparently the internet has broken my mind.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# *shotguns*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Heh awesome
I haven't origami'd for a while, I can only remember how to make a crane, throwing stars, boxes and frogs =[
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Haha!
I always wondered how to make those, and this has given me the motivation to try!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Another 7 Shape Vector Person
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Corr
Lovely stuff sir =]
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Meeeellltiiinnnnngg!
These are dead ace though. I welcome more of 'em.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# caution
Wet paint

bloody lovely that have a hoopla
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# very good, you have a nice style going on there
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Oooh Harry Dean Stanton
Just been watching Fire Walk With Me, he's great in that
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I like ...
... the way he's the brother at the end of Straight Story. What an ending ... fuck me it's Harry Dead Stanton! YES!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# He's ace in Wild at Heart too
...and pretty much everything he's ever been in. There was an interview with him in Loaded years back called "The man who forgot EVERYTHING" and he couldn't remember half the stuff he'd done, which I thought was really sad.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# hehehe, that got me too
I really love that film. Perfect sunday afternoon film fodder
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# so
thats who it is. it's totally reconisable, but i couldn't remember what his name is.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Pop Will Eat Itself did a song called Harry Dean Stanton
apparently it was supposed to have a sample of him on it, but they left it off the finished version and kept the title anyway
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# my first thought was Al Pacino
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:31, archived)
# That's fucking ace
If you'll pardon my language.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Was he in Repoman?

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:19, archived)
# yep
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:21, archived)
# wonderful stuff
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:22, archived)
# cockney doctor part2
right with all the bumming ive opimized the first 2

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:53, archived)
# no no
have a wee look at the faq

then understand why this will result in a bumming
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)
# but it made me smile :(
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# bend over
I'm going to throw a jml sponge product at you

:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# I sure hope it's the WONDERSPONGE
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# eek it is!
oh my god! it will absorb you in a single cleansing motion!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# So cheap
You can afford to buy two!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# you'll need to buy two
because the first one will break when it becomes wet
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ^this
i had to make a 3d animation for JML, They gave me an example product. it was a veggiepeeler that broke when i pressed on the blade.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Wow! What a feature!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:20, archived)
# could have injured the vegetables otherwise
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:32, archived)
# I quite prefere
The JML Amazing Rubber Wonderbroom! It can be used *virtually* anywhere!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# "so let me know what you think and if it goes well i will post others "
steady on, chap...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:54, archived)
# "greendaychris"?
jeeesus
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Haha
Didn't see that =]
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ?
erm green day ????
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Crikey!
Bit soon for another installment!

I liked this, but you might want to cut back on the posting speed!

Better look up how to optimise your pictures as well before posting any more, they're getting better, but it's still above the 50k mark
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# learn how to optimise your pics
don't spam the board
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Can I make this really massive but under 50kb please?
/cheeky
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:13, archived)
# It's funny
because he's a doctor
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# loving the last frame
I'd take a look at this though.

and this.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# ^ the first link is helpfull...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Why on earth wasn't that link purpled?!
That's quite strange..

Anyway *sings*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Cockney Doctor looks like Stavros ,innit peeps!
These are good.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# funny but too big
and don't clog the board either
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)
# optimizing
yeah the first 2 are large forgot to optimize em before i posted but the rest are all alot smaller files:)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Dont keep posting one after the other
at least wait an hour between posts
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:02, archived)
# or
put them in the same thread
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
# It might be wise to optimise the other files
Then reupload them (preferably not to photobucket) and edit your previous posts, as it will still slow the board for people who don't have the images cached yet.

You might want to try using either the b3ta hosting, or the cr3ation hosting (here)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:06, archived)
# xvaughanx, well done on the optomizing. :)
and welcome to b3ta.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:55, archived)
# ^this
Lovely job =D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique
but optimisation helps
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:07, archived)
# They should change the message to that
As less people seem to read the FAQ these days =[
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:09, archived)
# I'm liking these
top job xvaughanx
but do heed the words of wisdom from others. Pace yourself and watch out for file sizes otherwise it just gets unneccessarily hot in here ;)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ignore these people
post until you run out
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:28, archived)
# fresh out the cover of Maxim i think
another one being

"You've been to collage!"

"pardon"

"youve got a diploma"

"eh?"

"melanoma, your going to die"

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# yay
under 50k :D

you're nearly there, and you've obviously found the edit button, so the thread deletion can be ignored (this time)
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(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# rah
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
You're about to land on a boat!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# dont stare at its teefs!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# feesh!! :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)
# fsh's!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Oh no...
You killed the Turd-Fish!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Uh oh
We're gonna need a bigger woo...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I think I had a dream just like this
except there was more breakdancing involved
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)
# i like the definite look of trepidation in his eyes
*click* as it is mightyfine
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Wonderful!


(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I love the light on this.
Smashing stuff.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:50, archived)
# crikey! that scares the wee and poo out of me
fortunately, it's toilet time

^_^
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# wtf???
I love the japanese, mainly because they are all plain bonkers!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# yes
there's no two ways about this, they mad!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hahah
that's amazing
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# yes
it's special
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Coo, thats bloody awesome
I'm working on something similar for my ladies birthday. Is this software or canvas?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:51, archived)
# just photoshop
gaz me if you want the details
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Cheers,
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ace. i love your pics.
they all seem to be from the same family :)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:55, archived)
# it was THIS BIG
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:08, archived)
# *Craps self*
Yay!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:17, archived)
# YOU BOY......
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:37, archived)
# That's no blackboard rubber!
Woo to the max!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# TVM
getting better, but need more hummus injection.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Reminds me of ...

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)
#
You spend too much time on here, clearly. As do I. www.b3ta.com/board/7724845
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Everything
is goatse now =(
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:46, archived)
# theres no way it reminded you of that pic...
you added the hands to mine just then.
(ohh thats what you meant prolly)
dont mind me
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)
# No worries
I is a spanner too.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)
# She likes it too.

(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# She's not even looking at it
I think you digitally manipulated that image, you traitor.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# How very
dare you!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# but the
jerry springer look-a-like behind her is, and he loves it!!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Is that Sir Jeff?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Dunno
who Sir Jeff is. Should I?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Jeff Archer
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# That'd be
Lord Jeff, shirley?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:40, archived)
# surely
Lord jeffrey archer-springer
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Ahh
Archer. Don't think so no.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:44, archived)
# no
it's bloody springer!!! honestly, he's the queens new lap dog, she decided to give up on corgies, they keep getting caught in the wheels of her carriage!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Top hummus
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I always wanted that
Despite not knowing what it is.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:36, archived)
# *Tries to donate hummus*
*realises he has none*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I offer a hummus loan facility
I can lend you 2 litres of hummus for only 96 monthly repayments of 1.5 litres.

Just sign here......................
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:43, archived)
# My cup runeth over
with hummus?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Hey look Philip
it looks just like the side of Diana's head after the 'accident'
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# That's just wrong.
Loving your work
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:39, archived)
#
You're chancing it a bit. Someone else posted a similarly tiny image of both goatse and tubgirl t'other day and toys were thrown from prams. It's considered a tad nsfw, even when microscopic apparently.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I blurred it too.
I think it's probably only recognisable to those who have seen the original. But will take your feedback onboard in a mature fashion.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:49, archived)
#
Good, didn't mean to sound critical nor nuffink. Have a look here www.b3ta.com/board/7718413 to see how some might react.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:04, archived)
# funneh
^that
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Namely me.
Goatse is not suitable for work.

Not EVER
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I did the same and got flak for it
granted my post was shit but the gtse was tiny, it even had an eye peering out instead of... well, y'know?

hmm, maybe that's why I got flak.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Fuck
Off
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Zoo like a zoo see?


Like animals yeah?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Arf!
Careful, you'll get Jahled frisky.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# sends
to zoo
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# OH NO!!!
Where and when are we now?

*counts limbs*

*legs float off into the sunset*
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# the archive's
just moved slightly.
all new images are no longer at archive 50 but moved back to 49.
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/49/
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# who are you?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# i am number 2.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# wrong, you're number 11829!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# OMG ROLFCOPTERS!
:D
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# i am a man!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.
*weeps*
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# It's exciting!
*prowls the time streams*
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# yay
we is moving forward!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
this amuses me greatly
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# All this time travelling is making me dizzy
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# must be a side effect :)
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# all the time shifting is making me feel sick :(
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)
# What the blinkin' eck is going on?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# there's been a rift in the b3ta time continuum

we've been moving back and forward for some time now :D
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Send for the Doctor!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
what a handsome devil!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# hahha
that's it

the last tenuous thread of sanity has snapped
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I ADMIT IT
IT WAS ME AND ROB WHO BORKED B3TA
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaaaaaaaaa! :)

(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# That's a shame,
I just stepped on a butterfly, and I think it caused the Nazis to win the war.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# nein!!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)
# heh
still room for a little mindpiss even in the near past.

(actually the causality implications of this give me a headache to think about)
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *clicks*
Can't believe I didn't click this last week :D
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# come on everyone!!
pedal faster, we'll catch up with next week soon!
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# really must get an icon
the poor hamster that runs the server must be shredded by now...
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# what's going on here?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# The time spazz
to beat all time spazzes.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# all has gone the way of the pear
in a very disturbing fashion.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# ah, you had me
i thought it was going to be roland in some way
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Is it wrong
That I got the punchline just from the first frame?
It's still a spankin'.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# No,
no it isn't.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)
# The close proximity of "spread" "tastes" and "fat bespectacled schoolboy" is giving me the fear
3....2....1....
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *takes off school uniform*
bah!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I say
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Or
fear horn?
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:33, archived)
# FEAR THE FEAR HORN!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Hmmm
*wants the fear horn*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:35, archived)
# FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR HORN
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Oh my god
and I thought I had to get things out of my head for the sake of sanity
:D
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Had to get it out of my head
RD22
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:20, archived)
# hahahah
That is so shit it's genius

:D

*clicks*
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I thankyou.
A problem shared is a problem doubled, I say
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# yep
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 18:12, archived)
# love it
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:23, archived)
# How silly
I approve.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# just walked it the whole way round my office on laptop,
showing people manually!

could have emailed it I know, but we roll old school!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I approve of this old school retro chic
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# And saved using new electrons
better than recycling...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# pfff!
i am liking this sillyness!

also, i'm off for my drunkening. laters all!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Enjoy
Drunkening is on my horizon, too...
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Most excellent!
woo!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha - ace
have C3P0Lpot too for the collection ;-)


(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:45, archived)
# pfft
thats up there with the seamhorses!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)
# f*ck off
that took me MINUTES to do.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I think I held the record
for worst 'shop on the FP, but you might have broken it. Good thing it´s brilliant anyway.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Ta!
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Woo FP!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)
# click
congrats on 1st fp
r2 2 2 hahahahaha glorious!
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Ta
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Genius!
Genuine late night lol
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 2:39, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
#
haha! real old skool B3TA flavour too. I like it :)
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ta....
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha, well done on the FP fella - nice one :)
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Ta
Didn't spot it until last night after an evening on the real ale - great to come home to... I am complete now..
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
That made me lol, rofl and probably some other acronym too.
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# RDRR
:)

sorry, I am old now
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Your reply puzzles me...
More accurate would be
RRDrDM22
(Right Reverend Doctor Desmond Mpilo Tutu)
but somehow it's lost something...
(, Wed 24 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)
# what?
again...
(, Mon 29 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 'Noon!


Click for bigger (231KB)
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
isn't he 60 or something. oldest pimp in town.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:16, archived)
#
pg
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# pimg?
and he is exactly 50 as of the 14 of october. i was going to send him a card, but i forgot
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)
# would it have explosives in the card
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# fingers crossed
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# BOOM!
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:28, archived)
# hee hee
*funtime*
about 30 secs
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Yeah
And his dad's a Bishop or sommet. Pure-bred hip-hop.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:19, archived)
# pfft
Randomly that's just put the image of Pete Tong and Vanessa Feltz sharing their first kiss together at school into my head. Ugh.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:22, archived)
# don't be daft
peter kay's character in dr who was based on feltz, if that'd happened pete tong would've been asborbed
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:25, archived)
# And then
could have had oral sex with a paving slab.
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:30, archived)
# yeah baby
boom
(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Good ol' Vivienne


(, Mon 22 Oct 2007, 17:18, archived)

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