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all true...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

poor wee prince

I bet his lawyers are raking it in

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

haha

you weren't stuck watching Dave by any chance last night were you?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

fortunately not...

Only watch it when QI and Buzzcocks is on.

unfortunately I watched The Omen remake instead

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

Good one.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

Ning, peeps.

Page 4.

What should I draw the'day?
(Besides pages 5, 6 and 7)
:)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

Get in there!

ning jj

Edit: please draw pages 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, _{16, _{17, _{._{._.}}}}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

scarlet

with an insane wild look on her face - serial killer expression.

...and holding a chainsaw!
(with art tied to a rack or something?)

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

Echo and Narcissus please

Or a dragonfly. Or Asterix and Obelix.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

^This

Asterix and Obelix!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)

Guybrush KNOWING all the sword fighting insults

but having to put up with fucking 'Oh yeah?' and 'I am rubber you are glue' from numpty pirates who wont bloody use the right answers so you can 'learn' them!

I found a way to play my MI games, I'm so happy! but that bit always pisses me off, I know all the insults by heart, but it takes ages to get Guybrush to know them!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

It's enjoyable ONCE.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

...and yet the games themselves are enjoyable for ever more

No gaming advancements can soil my enjoyment of those classics

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

Tobe Hooper pouring mushroom cup-a-soup into Jeffrey Archer's fetid navel

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

If that's the powder straight from the packet

TGMTFH

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)

Ning!

Something warm!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

I say! Outstanding work! ;-)

Definately pages 5 through 12

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

'Ning JPG

*smoooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

Hello Gorgeous!

*Smooooooooooooshes*

*desperately resists making inappropriate joke relating to your sig*

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

Aw, go on, make it, make it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

*loves being ordered around by Trellly*

Would you excuse me for a moment....?

*gets all unnecessary*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ning bloke!

*manhugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

'ning Chief!!!!

*manhugs*

I'm out of sync with your posts - I was saying hello up there ^ a bit.
Doh!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)

ning grunty!

*smoosh*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)

'ning Honey!

*getting all mixed up this morning*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

i vote for trellis's asterix and obelix.

especially for the acttractive viking girl from the film.

or

you could draw some parrots!

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

'ning JJ, are you well?

I'd like you to draw the secret goings-on inside an electrical cable please.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)

Ew, she'll not be the only one 'losing their deposit' on that pic

ho ho

'ning JJ, 'ning board.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

'ning!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)

nuns with the runs

on the run from the hun, who has a cream bun and a gun.

in a WW2 propaganda style poster.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

^ this!

but with one or more of the JJ girls riding some missile in the poster!

maybe with pip in the background looking all hitler/evil type...

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

kat and/or scarlet making a trip to the clothing store...

and the triplets setting them up with some "special" outfits?

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

Charlie Brown smearing peanut butter

onto his nutsack for snoopy to lick off whilst peppermint Patty gives the dog a good rimming.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

bin dun

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

pip returns to world of lorcraft online game

and reunites with that cute horned chick...

only later to discover she's got some shocking surprise...

(and lives just down the road.... kinda stalker like...)

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

a bum

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)

with whipped cream

and a cherry on top...

(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

I tried googlling for random words to draw but...

Do you think you could manage:

"hooslocasivarideanstreacks" or possibly "tuscopticapion"?

If not, then perhaps "kittereen muses"

(Googling is fun.)

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 13:20, archived)

Just a quick one. Can't remember his name though

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

Wotcha Minky!

That's pretty gosh darn cool

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)

JESSIE! *curls round neck*

thanks hon

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

*giggles*

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

Great stuff!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)

Nor can I

but that pretty damn cool!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

I like this,

I do.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)

Good 'ning, you!

*huggles*

Are you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

Is it Forgetful Jones???

Do I win a prize?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

Ah. I see!

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

nice

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

one of my fave muppets :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

Stick 'em up!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

Awwwwww

...CHUW!

/echoey babypandasneeze

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

*giggles uncontrollably*

*replays clip over and over and over and over again*

*continues to giggle*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

^ this

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

hahahah!

and awwww

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)

The populist vote

(davesnakes, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

Ouch!

My grapes...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

you are Farmer Giles!

AICMFP!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)

Hmmm... Six letters in a row...

*doesn't understand what they mean*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

*Googles*

*understands*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)

I wholeheartedly endorse

.gif for this type of image

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)

A fine endorsement.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

'Ning

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

Price?

Jordan in Paris?

Woo to the general idea though ;p

EDIT you little ninja you...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)

hehe fixed!

thanks for the heads up :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)

pfft

so ridiculous it COULD happen

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)

haha!~ the cunt

/ac

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)

Sorry I am a little late on parade today...

I was not sure about turning my interweb back on after reading the shit that some of the Weekenders produce.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)

I completely understand

I don't even scroll all that far down the board first thing on a Monday.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

That's good...

I was starting to think that I had lost me sense of humour over the weekend...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)

Don't worry about me......

This is going somewhere.

Honest....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)

cool!

want to vector a b3tan? =D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)

don't do it dude!

'ning benjy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

*slaps*

quiet you!
it's a challenge to vectorize my pasty skin!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)

Yeah mate, sure thing!

I must finish David Tennant first ......
but yeah!

You?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

Mmmmm, Tennant

Looking not at all sexy in Learners last night :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

Having real trouble

making the background look as sexy as he does in the vector!
I need my arse kicked I think and this Prince challenge aint helped either!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)

*kicks arse*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)

That's better!

I shall start finishing him tomorrow, I still have a few Prince ideas to execute!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)

shall i gaz a pic of me to you or shall i wait until you done mr tennant?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)

Whenever you like!

The biggerer the betterer!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)

done!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)

F'king hell

You just goatse'd my Gaz Box!!

Hehehe
Cheers Fella!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)

Fucking hell that's realistic

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

Nice work!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

Thats ace

and scale 1:1 as well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)

Haha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)

I've got blanket monsters in my house again...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

O_o

*is hypnotised by chewing action*

Can I stamp on it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

Stamping?

Might spoil blanket.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

Good point.

Can I scoop it up with a shovel and take it outside to stamp on it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

Awww!

...you can borrow my shovel if you like

Only used once, to dig up 'X'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)

mummy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)

Y'alright son?

Nice weekend?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)

yes actually!

the missus had an ace idea for my 20000!=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)

*trembles with excitement*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)

whatisitwhatisitwhatis?

*excites*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)

Good 'ning, sexipance!

*full-body glomps*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

Yep

And all I got was this lousy tshirt!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)

Hahaha

*understands*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)

Prof! Jess!

What ho!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)

Yay, it's Dayve!

*fondles bumcheeks*

Y'alreet?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

I will be when I work out

what your probably disgusting euphamism is all about . . .
I am truly Brawtastic and looking forward to a nice lunchy beer sometime sooooooon

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)

want to borrow my size ten steelies?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

Nah, but have you got a shovel?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

eh?

what!?
sorry i was just reading carpenters weekly...
there's a sexy little oak table in there!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)

Does it have removable drawers?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)

phwoar!

you bet!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)

Ah Prof

Got the disc thanks

Bloody love the Remaster of Puppets album

*rawks*

ps - kind of inherited a cheapy junk shop Gibson SG copy - sounds sweet for a 20 quid guitar with only one working pickup

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)

Yay for sweet-sounding guitars!

Shall I put that acoustic on eBay then? O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)

I said yes

Did you not get my Gaz?

Can I go back in time Bill and Ted style and learn how to play?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)

I did, but I thought if you wanted it then I'd wait a while.

I shall wait no longer sir!

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)

you'll have to fumigate

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

I want one!

Mornin' all

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

'ning =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

'ning prof!

How's tricks?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)

Pretty good matey.

You?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)

Yeah alright =)

Good weekend. Just can't be arsed with going back to work!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)

hahaha

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)

I want one!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)

hahaha i love your sig,

if only i could feel the same...

it might fuckin help if i posted something with some decent hummus from time to time....

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Just Flange, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)

Pikshur tiem

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!

; )

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)

Thanks hon

*smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)

*comes over all funny*

sorry all funny

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

*hands wet wipes to all funny*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

Lully!

Yay!

:D

[ed] these just get better and better!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)

Thank ee

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

EXCELLENT!!!

damn girl, you are all the good!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)

Thanks ives

Started your eagle again at the weekend but it just wasn't coming out right :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

*sobs*

shall i find something else?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

No, it's ok

I will do it, just a little pissed with it cos it turned out so well the first time :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

okey dokey!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)

Needs more boobs.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)

The source didn't have any

It was a man in drag

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

It should take hormones then.

'Ningles MT:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)

I shall tell him

'Ning Pidge. How's you? How's Bob?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)

oo lovely colours

woo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

I was pleased with it :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)

That's fucking ace, that is.

that is.So I'm awarding it an IGCSW...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

Oooh, not had one of those before!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)

First thing seen today

and woo.

Bit of a departure isn't it? New artistic direction?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)

Just what I was in the mood for over the weekend

It happens that way sometimes. I finished it on Saturday then spent a couple of hours staring at it thinking 'great, I never want to do anything else ever again now....'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)

It's veh good

but please don't retire...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)

I won't, that's just the post-pic blues talking

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)

Proper pretty!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)

Thanks FWM

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

that is gorgeous...

and in reply to your earlier question which I missed...

up and down, but generally OK, thank you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

Thanks :)

Woo for up, boo for down, general hugs all round *hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)

[esta pintura vectorada me gusta mucho,

el uso de colores, y el contenido. :?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)

No entiendo. Pero gracias.

(thank you babelfish) No vectorada, yo lo dibujó a mano

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)

[by hand? my word! ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)

Wouldn't know how to vector

All my stuff's done by hand

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)

oooh - very nice

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)

Thanks hon

*smoooooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)

Crivens!

that's ACE!
lovely!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

Merci Monsieur le Chappeau

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)

Gorgeous :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

RIVERDANCE!!!!

badadadadadad da da da badadadadadad da da da!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)

Dada will be in later

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)

*sniffles*

i hope so...

i need pocket money!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)

Pocket money?

Bloody hell boy, you're always after money!

*hands over £4 note*

There you go, off to to sweetshop with you...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

'Ning Prof

*smoooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7777101

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

'Ning Mrs T

How's you?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)

bningles sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

Good 'nings, the both of you!

*group hug*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

Morning Prof!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

I'm good

You?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

annoyingly busy

but otherwise good thx.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

'ning T!

*does monday dance*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

thats 'thursday curry night down the pub' dance!!

buffoon!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

Wetherspoons

AICMFP to pay for it.
'Ning!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)

'ningles!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

I must live

in the only part of Brotain that DOESN'T have a Weatherspoons

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

Rockall?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

Really?

I thought there were Wetherspoons in London, they just weren't as cheap...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

Not in Walthamstow there ain't

But the locals are pretty cheap considering they're in 'London'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)

You should move

to Britain ;¬)

There's one within 2 minutes' walk of where I'm staying at the moment in Stepney.
I'm going on Thursday for their Thali Supreme - £6.49 including rice, naan, samosa and a pint!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

then at least you won't have to drag yourself up stairs to the loo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)

'Ning JS

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

'ning Trelly

*fondles*

Y'alreet? Sorted for a hotel room on Saturday?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

Yus ta, got a VERY good offer ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)

was it 'wipe-clean sheets'?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

That and the four-poster with ready-supplied restraints

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)

Hurrah!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

ahh, the Aldershot Travelodge

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

Riverdance!

Q: Why do the Irish only move their legs when they dance?

A: Because their arms have been decommissioned...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)

hahaha!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

the shop said they won't take your £4 notes anymore!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

Bloody hell, son.

*phones shop*

*has a word*

Right, they said they'll take £4 notes, they only refused to serve you coz you were trying to buy that weird porn again.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)

well that beats a tickle-me-elmo

put tap shoes on him and he'd be a big hit

(seemikedraw, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

this is very jolly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)

Spack attack?

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)

I am getting sick of seeing some spamming hamtouchers post every time I hit F5

So have a pea...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

And a story of how to deal with old people...
www.b3ta.com/talk/4037136

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:32, archived)

Are you aware you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)

yes,

but I shall not be telling the people in ebay land that one;)
www.b3ta.com/board/7777004

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)

Peas you say?

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)

Shameless peas...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)

'Ning JS

Good weekend?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

i can't bear to see him cry!!

*locks dog in the shed*
better.

'NINGS ALL!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:37, archived)

ningles ives!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)

*jiggles*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)

*gets jiggy with it*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:43, archived)

*jets giggy with it*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:45, archived)

'ning mate!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)

nings ivesy

I am replete with cake cos I officially turned old yesterday

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:46, archived)

come on then old man,

how old?

oh! and belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:49, archived)

oooold

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)

i'm only 8 years away from the same grim fate!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:53, archived)

nah, that's not old

i'm 33 and i think as long as i'm posting juvenile crap i'll always be young :)

(seemikedraw, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

Only as old as the woman you feel and all that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)

my wife is 32...

ohh me back!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)

Haha, there's always one!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)

quiet you whipper-snapper!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)

woo for birthday's!

it's mine soon and I shall expeect expensive gifts from all my 'friends'

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)

the moths in my wallet have gone feral...

i'm too scared to open it now..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)

Belated Birthday 'grats

*smoooooooooooooooooooooooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:59, archived)

ta :)

*encakeifies*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)

'Ning ives

How's things?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)

good!!

*is shocked*
the missus had a great idea for my 20000!!
*taps nose*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)

'Ning Ives

'nings All!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)

'ning not-tan-that-was-once-tan!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)

i'm sick of not being asleep.

'night all.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)

Night sexy

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)

ebay listing error??

img232.imageshack.us/img232/4515/ebayzu9.jpg

ebay direct link cgi.ebay.co.uk/packard-bell-note-book_W0QQitemZ330187280901QQihZ014QQcategoryZ177QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

brand new dual core 2ghz for only 30 quid, surely not lolz!!!!

(freeallbadgers, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:08, archived)

wut?

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)

NIKE MEN'S SHOES FOR ONLY FIVE DOLLARS.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)

FRIENDSHIP.

BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.
BUY SHOES.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:13, archived)

DEAR NIKE,

I AM NOT ENTIRELY CONVINCED THAT YOUR NEW SHOES WILL MAKE ME RUN FASTER.

PLEASE TRY TO CONVINCE ME WITH AN AGGRESSIVE SALES PITCH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)

FUCK ME IN YOUR SHIT PLZ.

NIKE: TENNIS SHOES!

THE FUTURE OF SHOES. WEAR OUR SHOES AND RUN LIKE A ITALIAN SANDWICH MAKER FROM A TIPPED OVER BARREL OF SNAKES AND BLOOD.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:16, archived)

italians don't run they are fat.

fat and surrender.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:28, archived)

but as for KENYANS!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:38, archived)

yeah everyone in africa can run like hell.

if they don't have some disease or had a limb taken off by a machete.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)

Dont forget the AK47 injuries!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)

I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TOMORROW WITH SEVEN PRO ATHELETES

AND WE'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU BUY A PAIR OF SHOES SHOES.

Nike and it's goon squad are not liable for raping your children and shooting you and stealing your electronics to buy drugs.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)

MEATSPIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)

hey yo.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)

way to spam your auction

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)

lol its not spam!!! check the image

img223.imageshack.us/img223/7485/ebayrb8.jpg

the sellers obviously forgot to type an extra '0'

(freeallbadgers, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)

IM WEARING A BRACELET FOR YOU.

PLZ LIVESTRONG.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:14, archived)

WE SHOULD ALL CHIP IN SOME MONEY AND BUY THIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)

ARE WE ALL GOING TO SHARE IT.

I DONT WANT TO USE IT IF IT HAS BEEF STAINS.

(

d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:17, archived)

I PROMISE NOTHING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:24, archived)

Fucking ebay cunts!

I have just listed a fucking car on there and it wont bring it up in a search!
Fuckers.
Edit: Now it is there.
/end rant.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:19, archived)

Your truck?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:26, archived)

Fuck that!

that thing owes me way too much money to sell it now!

Selling the Blue ute.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:32, archived)

craigslist is where i sell stuff.

some guy wants to buy my panties there but he's haggling for the price. he thinks i'm a 23 year old girl named ree.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:35, archived)

Hmm,

wonder if the "aussie babe" market is good over there?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:45, archived)

anything 'exotic' is.

all the guys who can't get laid here think that canadian women are 'stuck-up bitches' and believe that foreign women would be all over them as they are so charming and handsome.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:47, archived)

I am going out to buy some panties tomorrow.

Just got to figure out a way to explain to the neighbours as to why I am putting them on their maltes terrier cross for an hour or so.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:50, archived)

i stole mine from a charity shop.

i wanted them to look used.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:53, archived)

*notes*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)

b3ta posting error?!!!1!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:25, archived)

I find it difficult to imagine an accident that would put a fork through his nose like that.

Much like when you do a google image search for "snooker cue" with the safesearch on.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)

accident?

she stabbed the little bastard on purpose.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:31, archived)

where is all the blood?

every time I have sustained an injury to my nose
I fucking bleed for ages.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:36, archived)

she told him if he bled on her she'd stick a fork in his balls.

by brother had a dog bite out his eye when he was a kid but the doctors stuck it back in his socket.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:39, archived)

a recently deceased mate of mine tripped over on the way home from the pub, hit a gutter and popped his eye out of the socket

Docs did the same thing.

Was funny at the pub next time he walked in though. Mainly because another one of the boys (Ronnie) said "Fuck Bobbie, I knew I should have walked ya home ya silly cunt."
Bob replied, "probably would have happened anyway"
Ronnie: "Yeah, I know. But at least I could have fucked the hole in ya head!"

Laughter and more beer was enjoyed by all. Even Bob.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:49, archived)

haha!

my other brother took a chainsaw to the stomach and lived. too bad, because he's a goof.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:52, archived)

wow, that sounds nasty!

Got any pics?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)

i wish.

it happened when i was ten or twelve or so. i got to see it, which was fun. he whined about it a lot.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:03, archived)

I quite enjoy your stories sir

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)

thanks. i love chattering them at people and am surprised people aren't bored.

the same brother had part of a finger mangled by farm equipment too, and then went to work in a nuclear reactor.

he's not so smart.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)

I feel both envious and lucky to be without such stories

I keep hitting deer with my car, but that's about as close I come to gore.

I think my best stories are probably the ones I least want to tell as the deal with kind of amazing stupidity.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)

eh, we're all stupid. no shame in admitting your faults.

it's 3:30, i'm to bed. see you later.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)

I once seen a dislocated vagina

When the ex gave birth to our second daughter at 10pound 12ounces.

Her vag literally appeared to be sitting on the birthing table infront of her.
That was enough to put me off sex with her for weeks!
not that I had a choice.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:13, archived)

i hope you took pictures.

if you did, send them along so i can 'shop them into a pic of a butcher shop.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)

unfortunately I do not (otherwise I would have linked;)

being woken up at 4am and being told "WE NEED TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!"
sort of made me forget a few things.
1hr 45mins from first contraction our duaghter was born.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)

when she's of age to start thinking about dating, tell her this story.

ought to give you a slight reprieve.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)

Top tip!

thanks mate!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)

You could have just slipped it out while she was sleeping

and put it on like a tube sock.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:26, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)

What the?

where on this earth did you find that picture?

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Weetobix, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:19, archived)

how the hell

has he got 400 of the buggers?
i'm tempted to buy one.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:55, archived)

i have just bought one.

i have also just remembered that a common scam is to hack into a good ebay sellers account, change his password and bank account details, put a lot up for sale at a cheap price, take the money and run.

ah well, pay with paypal and you are protected, allegedly.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:10, archived)

indeed

regretted it the moment i clicked confirm.

i've got a nasty feeling that paypal will only "protect" you if the seller has money in his paypal account that they can refund you with.

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)

let me know how you go

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)

This happened to me

Fuckers hacked into my account and wee trying to sell some super duper motorbike for cheap. Luckily I noticed. They didn't change my password though. Either that or ebay fucked up and wouldn't admit it.

(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)

big company's gotta ditch 'em

for fancy new ones?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)

possibly,

the cpu is deffintly wrong but all the other specs match up
www.packardbell.com/NR/rdonlyres/08AD0B57-D7AF-490E-9D47-948E063B2E6F/119/easynotew.pdf
made 2005 apparently

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)

YES

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McBadger COW, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:56, archived)

i bought twelvety

actually i reported it for fraudulent listing

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)

what the fucking shitty magnet is fucking fuck

fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking fucking shitty fuck fuck fucking shit shitty fuck fucking fuck shitty fucking

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

So... Who got scammed?

This is a variant of the Romanian Laptop Scam.

What makes this unique is that it was designed to make people think it was just a typo, £30 isn’t that much to get upset about losing. The 21 days clause in the T&Cs is there to guarantee that disputes through eBay or PayPal are raise after the 7-9 days that it takes for PayPal to transfer the cash.

The mistake they made (apart from being found out or messing with me) which could have netted more cash was to omit the requirement for immediate payment.

I looked up the seller’s name in the phone book and found that it was different to the address in the Payment Confirmation email from PayPal. I guessed that the scammers had set up an account in his name at an old address then somehow (selective Phishing/found passwords at his old address/got access to his email) gained access to his eBay account either also got his PayPal password or linked his eBay account to the new account.

I phoned the number listed in The Phone Book and ended up talking to his dad who confirmed some of this and said that eBay had traced the scammers down to 4 or 5 PCs and would send emails about this to all paying buyers, I haven't had one yet. I don’t trust anyone so if you get any emails that look like they’re from eBay be careful not to get phished.

It sounded like they had spoken to eBay but not PayPal so I recommend that any of you who bought one raise a dispute and post this on to anyone else you know who bought one.

(initialised, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)

Now I remember who he reminds me of

Same irritating squeaky voice too.

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:39, archived)

nice shop

TJ for Postbear:

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:53, archived)

I am growing a moustache.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:56, archived)

I think it's time to bring back the Hitler moustache

I would say popularize it's inverse, which is my favorite Mexican moustache but it'd just catch on with hipsters and they ruin everything.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:00, archived)

I mentioned at work last week

that I wanted to see how narrow I could shave it before anyone got upset. A couple of Jewish ladies got upset.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:03, archived)

haha

cry babies :(

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:03, archived)

i marinate my dinner in jew tears.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:33, archived)

yay!

you win!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:57, archived)

WHY WON'T ANYONE VOTE FOR MY IDEA?

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post97932

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:59, archived)

REMOVE ACCOUNTABILITY

THIS IS THE INTERNET FOR GOD'S SAKE.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:01, archived)

i voted for it already. did you vote for mine?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:03, archived)

OK I VOTED FOR IT.

I still want mine to win.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:04, archived)

i want mine to win more.

i will unvote yours and unfriend you if yours wins. un un un!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:30, archived)

I love the idea of a vandalism challenge but i won't show my face.

(

d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:09, archived)

It doesn't work unless you incriminate yourself.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:10, archived)

NARC

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:11, archived)

STOP SNITCHING.

ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU.

(

d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:11, archived)

: - )

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:07, archived)

*Lets Google ads do the hard work*

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Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:25, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING:

LOUD DOGS.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)

tell me what to do a picture of.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:34, archived)

DO A PICTURE OF A HOUSE WITH A SECRET.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)

I WAS JUST CLEANING AROUND MY DESK AND NOTICED TINY BITS OF RED WINE SPEW STILL ON THE SIDE.

I MIGHT JUUST KEEP THEM THERE AS A MEMORY.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:40, archived)

Hahaha, sorry.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)

Dont be,

I found it quite erotic.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)

I KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:43, archived)

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)

YES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:47, archived)

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)

YOU PUT SOME OF THE WRITING THE WRONG WAY UP

APART FROM THAT IT'S OK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:53, archived)

i hope he uses condoms.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:54, archived)

It's a condominium

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)

OH COME ON YOU FUCKS

THIS IS COMEDY GOLD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING:

COMEDY GOLD.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)

I FUCKING HATE COMEDY GOLD.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:07, archived)

HE'S AN ASSWHOLE!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:18, archived)

I LAUGHED SO HARD, I BROKE BOTH WRISTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:04, archived)

CHAMPAGNE COMEDY!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:04, archived)

child pornography, church-burnings, necrophilia and disco.

or wild piss celebrations.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)

NO ONE ELSE DO THIS ONE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:14, archived)

YOU SUCK!!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:17, archived)

SORRY, EVERY ELSE DO IT TOO

AS I DIDN'T SPEND ENOUGH TIME ON MINE AND HAVE TO START OVER

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:28, archived)

that's better, friend!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:41, archived)

SUM UP AWESOME

BY DRAWING A PIG

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:42, archived)

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:47, archived)

HE SAID "AWESOME", NOT "APPREHENSIVE".

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:47, archived)

THE SUM

OF ALL AWESOME

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)

*saved*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:51, archived)

HERE IS A PIG

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:51, archived)

THIS IS A PIG I WANTED TO BE DEAD.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:04, archived)

THE PIG IS DEPRESSED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:37, archived)

I love this so much it hurts

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:54, archived)

you weren't supposed to stuff your screen up your arse.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)

You're assuming

it wasn't up there already.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:57, archived)

SUCH IS THE LIFE OF A DIGITAL ARTIST

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:04, archived)

ART.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:06, archived)

LOL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:42, archived)

surly the pig.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)

DRAW ME A MONSTER

I WILL ANIMATE HIM IF YOU LIKE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)

HEY IM IGNORING YOU AND YOUR HOCKEY TEAM.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:35, archived)

Draw a guilty plankton

...

(Volve, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)

i would like to see this too.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)

HE FUCKING DID IT.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:49, archived)

Yours conveys the emotion of guilt better than mine.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:53, archived)

i should hace used more guilt lines though.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:05, archived)

Guilt lines are the new aftershave.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:09, archived)

he has shame for his crimes.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:54, archived)

I drew one

I expressed the guilt by using those guilt lines.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:51, archived)

quilt lines!

they show that old mennonite women were there.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:55, archived)

I like it.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 7:05, archived)

O HAI GUYS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)

oh hai.

you are fail for being absent for weeks on end, mister! no more meths for you.

super cats, they look like my oom and jasper.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)

hay!

be nice.

That's Bunce on the left (one of the Kip-Kip crew) and Beazley on the right (Posh's son/grand-son).
They likes their pats.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:30, archived)

also how is the Jasper?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)

he is perfect.

going to visit him and the gang this week, bring them presents.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)

sorry, i am fail.

sweet kitties, i pat from afar.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)

THIS IS HOW TROUBLE STARTS.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)

OOH

*rubs hands together*

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)

WATCH IT THEY HAVE KNIVES 'N' HAMMERS!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)

I AM LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:42, archived)

*provides*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:57, archived)

I don't know if I can handle that kind of trouble.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)

i have faith in you.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)

I SHOULD TOTALLY MOVE TO TORONTO.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)

NOT IF YOU DYE YOUR HAIR RED!

OTHERWISE IT IS GREAT FOR THE SEX.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:03, archived)

I DON'T FUCK GINGERS, EITHER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:11, archived)

I stumbled accross this while looking for a particular pic just now. The search term was "ugly woman".

Are you like ugly mature womans? God damn yeah!
Hardly anything compares with a ugly woman who knows how to attract men with her peeing process.
Watch ugliness turn a street walk into wild piss celebrations!
You don't believe me? Check it out by watching quality and exclusive peeing porn videos from ******.com!

I found the pic in the end, by the way. Considering the millions of pics out there, that's some kind of minor miracle.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)

GOD DAMN YEAH!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)

WILD PISS CELEBRATIONS!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)

PISS WILD!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)

O NO YOU GOT MY PICTURE!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:26, archived)

Simple but effective.

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Ratsta, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)

'tis a shameless riff on this:

www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P1053_0_1_114

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)

asses.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:23, archived)

assss.

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)

YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

Don't you judge me!

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)

GOOD AFTERNOON

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)

RATHER!

I was sooooo tempted to stay home today.. back at work for a few days, clearing the (metaphorical) decks.
Systems upgrade this week so we've just gone manual.
I NEED A DRINK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:31, archived)

We got a bunch of new computers at work a couple of weeks ago.

IT WAS FUN.

I gave into the temptation and did stay home today, I have a cold.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)

RIGHTEOUS.

I was thinking I should call in sick with seasonal affective disorder.. it's such a glorious sunny day that I just HAVE to go outside and play.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)

I get to stay home today because some old people died in a war.

god bless america!

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)

Were they old when they died?

That's some pretty irresponsible military management right there.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)

Hello gorgeous :)
How's the vacation going?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)

Well, I'd rather be at home on the couch right about now.

but oooooooo.. broadband..

after two weeks on dial-up it's quite the thing.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)

Dial-up?

I've become such a spoilt broadband brat, the last time I had to use a dial-up I just gave up, it made me not want to bother.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:37, archived)

dialup = 1995 for me.

what a horror.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)

YO BRO

NICE PIC

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:33, archived)

YO YO YO

I think you mean, nice cats, shitty pic.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:34, archived)

Shits nice, piccy cat.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)

Oh, the shit is EXCELLENT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)

And let's face it

cats are picky.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)

you would be too if you were a cat.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:47, archived)

"if"?

Pffft

Also: I have reached MY FRIEND LIMIT :(

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)

haha! there's a limit?!

i just friended myself to see what would happen.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)

I was the first person I made friends with.

JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:59, archived)

i courted myself for an enemy for a good while.

now i'm half indifferent, half amicable.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)

I ignored myself for a while.

It was a fucking relief, to be honest with you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)

I do that from time to time.

I think it's a healthy thing to do.

It instantly answers the question of "What would this board be like if I never posted here?"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:10, archived)

ANSWER: TOTALLY LAME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:16, archived)

how did you unignore yourself?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)

It's in the 'update your profile' section.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)

BUT HOW DO YOU SEE IT IF YOU HAVE YOURSELF ON IGNORE?!

WHIS IS LIKE A TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE WITH A CRANKY OLD MAN.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:28, archived)

TRY IT OUT, JUST GO UPDATE YOUR PROFILE WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)

i can't.

i'm afraid

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING:

POSTBEAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:23, archived)

YOU EAT A SHIT!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:29, archived)

I CAN'T HEEEEAR YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:52, archived)

batsard!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)

Arghhhhhgggg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:59, archived)

I SHOULD REPORT MYSELF TO THE MODERATORS FOR HARASSMENT.

WHY CAN'T I LEAVE MYSELF ALONE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:18, archived)

you'll go blind if you don't stop it.

get the moderators on this, STAT.

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Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:19, archived)

WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER

CAUSE THERE'S NOBODY ELSE

www.mp3lyrics.org/r/regurgitator/my/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)

I DID NOT.

AS THE CATS ARE INCLUDED IN THE PIC.

ALSO IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU HAD NOT LEFT US FOR A COOLER WEBSITE.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)

The funny thing about lolcats is that they were never funny.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:50, archived)

Not ever?

www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P1168_0_1_6

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:02, archived)

awwww

these are goodcats.

...and it's time for me to go to bed and snuggle with my own goodcats.

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Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:06, archived)

Very.

This is where Bunce got his name.
DO YOU SEE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:15, archived)

I certainly do!

Buncecat has the advantage of being cuter and furrier than his namesake, though.

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Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)

bunce of steel!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)

WELL SHIT IN MY CUNT AND GET A POOF TO FUCK ME!

RAPPAS BACK!

'Ning fella!
Hows your bits?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:32, archived)

FANTASTICALLY WELL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)

Hey you hare!

Nice to see your text.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:53, archived)

RAWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)

rainy season

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)

hey, where are the snaxe?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)

on the planez

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:20, archived)

terrorsnaxe is the best kind of snaxe.

good stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:33, archived)

I'm well chuffed with this!

Click for hucking fuge

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:10, archived)

I like this a great deal

But for some reason when I look at it my brain says 'carpet samples'. Did you add a subliminal message by any chance?

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)

Nein.

But it could be the different textures.
How do you like my gas giant? Does it look too flat to you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)

does this gas giant make me look flat?

*worries*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)

No, but it makes your ass look big in that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)

I would suggest some blurring of its edge, a la sun, if it is indeed a gas giant

I once met a gas giant and he stank

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)

I shall try this next time..

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)

I don't think it looks flat

it looks fine and loomy. Like a forethought.

You could be right about the textures, that makes sense.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)

Ah ok.

I just noticed that I have a rind of artifacts around the planet, from where I put the rings in! Hehe

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)

When I was a kid

there was a place that would send out a free video of carpet samples.

I used to give them out for birthday presents.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)

Those were fine birthday presents.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:14, archived)

The last birthday present I gave someone was

a rubber ball (red) and a box of matches. The year before I gave him a roll of sticky-tape.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)

Matches?

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)

i was given rape for my birthday.

i ate it with pasta.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)

I take it you enjoyed it, then?

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:25, archived)

silly question.

i loved it!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)

My brother and I

re-wrapped and re-gifted a bottle of horrible aftershave to each other on birthdays and christmasses for many years. It was a plasic bottle of Old Spice or something.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)

I like the planet with the rings

I think its called Saturn, but I'm not sure...

(negatron, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)

They're made up!

Silly midget!

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)

I'm not very smart much of the time

you should know that by now silly tall person!

(negatron, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)

I like the little electric-looking one

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ClanSoul, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:24, archived)

The sleep time is nearly upon us...

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)

The film 'Cube' was like the film 'Sphere'.

Shit.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)

I saw a film once.

But that...

... that was a long time ago.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)

I was a long time ago once.

But that was...

...that was in the past.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)

It's funny cos it's true ^_^

i likes

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)

IT IS HIP TO BE SQUARE-SHAPED.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)

Warning: Smoking gives you corners

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)

rhomboids will kick all their asses.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)

rhomboids will kill us all, you crazy diamond!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)

*shines on*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)

I want some beans on toast now.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:20, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:22, archived)

You damn fool!

Dont you know tractor toats were banned in 1783? Get this filth off my internet tubes.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:26, archived)

tent looks quite cosy tho :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)

That is hardly the point my friend.

Safety is what is important here. SAFETY.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)

but they are surrounded by TREES!

nothing can go wrong when surrounded by TREES!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)

I THINK YOU NEED TO DO SOME MORE RESEARCH ON THE SUBJECT OF SAFETY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)

THE VOICE OF REASON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)

I gonna climb the tree and eat my sandwich

ha!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)

PROMISE ME YOU WILL TIE SOME SAFETY ROPES FIRST.

ALSO: KNEEPADS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)

AND A HARD HAT.

SURELY THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM REQUIREMENT.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)

I will make a mound of kneepads

and scurry up them in some fashion

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)

I'm starting to think you're not very serious about safety.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)

I have drunken(drank) 8(eight) pints(litres) of gin previously to prevent fatigue

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)

aha!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)

NO INDIANS PLEASE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)

you must be CUT!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)

THE KNEEPADS

THEY CONFUSE THEM

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)

I HAVE KNEES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)

mine are on backward.

my mother was a berd.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:49, archived)

Indeed!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)

but!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)

That is unsafe, well above the tip point.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)

as described in the Seminal Work by G.Lee Hanschell et all

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:38, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)

poserporn lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:41, archived)

I go to sleep now

to dream of posing girl in tent

zzzz

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)

G'night :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:46, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)

Haha YES!

Was this the original Chike image?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:46, archived)

I think this one was.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)

And the rest is history!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)

YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:01, archived)

no this was

www.uky.edu/PR/UK_News/10-24-05/oct_24_2005_tractor_rollovers.html

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d d, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)

That's the original,

but I didn't do that one so I can't really take credit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:17, archived)

THIS IS NOT SAFE AT ALL.

I CANNOT ENDORSE YOUR FARMING ADVENTURE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)

I ENDORSE YOUR NON-ENDORSEMENT OF THIS UNSAFE PRACTICE.

Friends, let us gather here and sing the safety song.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)

OH NO IT'S ANTICHIKE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)

OH NO!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)

George and Charlie aren't helping, either.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)

ooo

Spaced font

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:28, archived)

oh yeah, this stoat's been enjoying his toats! and no mistake

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)

I just cooked a lasagne.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)

I previously had a spaghetti bolognese

WHICH IS NOT THE SAME THING! though it is related

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)

I had pizza.

Curiously, the rather pleasing circle formed by the crust was somewhat compromised by the fact that, without even seeking my approval, some wastrel had seen fit to cut it into TRIANGLES!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)

a pizza should be cut into triangles

unless it's shape is "square" or in someway "oblong"

this is necessary for the consumption of a pizza in a controlled manner, if the generic "pizza" or 'pizza' (as it is known) is allowed to remain in the form of a "disc" or "pizza" confusion would result and an attempt to insert the whole "roundel" or "frond" into the mouth as a complete "circle" or "Anglognde" resulting in slight damage to neck, pancreas and various organs.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)

so that's what I've been doing wrong.

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Shiksa, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)

yes, those exact things that I just made up :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)

It's ok.

I'm a roundel expert so I can handle it. I usually only order professional pizza, but this was an emergency and I had to use consumer grade.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)

beware! consumer grade pizza has imitation chicken

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)

Haha

that's a plus from my point of view actually :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:27, archived)

I love toats!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:28, archived)

YES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)

best of all rapid bread related snacks

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)

I love the compression on this one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:38, archived)

Squeeze it til it squeaks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)

Victorian Toats!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:29, archived)

a traditionally grilled by kimberley kenilworth

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)

AM IT SQUEE TIME AGAIN?

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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Mon 12 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)

I made toats!

(maninthespoon, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:35, archived)

that is a good toats.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 5:58, archived)

Hahahaha

one last f5 before bed, and I found this :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:41, archived)

night mofaha

may your dreams be filled with toats

(maninthespoon, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 6:49, archived)

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