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[challenge entry] Sorry to start a new thread
but I need the hosting space. /cheapskate

Are there no pirate-related icons, or did I miss them all? Either way:
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# so that's a neato
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# *sigh*
www.quick-tell-the-internet.com/

here. Now shush.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# *siezes*
www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/award.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Shh!
Don't get the Web Sheriff on me, and there's a cookie in it for you =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# my sweet lord
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# You fuck
you fucking, fucking fuck.

I had the sound turned on and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Haha best link evar.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# There is a pirate hat I believe
And a skull.

I missed them both.

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I fail to see how starting a new thread and needing hosting space have anything to do with each other

but I do like icons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# i believe he posted it on b3ta
so he could hot link to it from elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Actually
I'm not linking to it from anywhere else, I just don't know where else to upload it. And you can't upload images in this quickReply bit, or else I would have done.

Anyone who has a problem with my wasting your precious time by starting a new thread on something so trivial should remember you're looking at images on the web, not preventing you from curing cancer. "quick, tell the internet" is a retarded statement which must only be made by people who have to remind others (on the internet, no less) that they have nothing better to do than criticise the work of others rather than contribute anything of any real value. End Rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I didn't shop anything The Artist Formerly Known As Interesting-related,
So here's a lass with jungle hair.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# There seems to be an elephant in Ellens hair
maybe you could give her some sort of message
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# you mean you don't have one in yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# No.

Rhinos and hippos, yes, but I've never heard of anyone having elephants in their hair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# No, but I don't mind
the thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving your chair.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# correct
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Prince keeping busy ?

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

COULD BE AN INTERIM IMAGE CHALLENGE TO KEEP US BUSY ?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
(b3tan generation, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# heh
what.. kind.. of sick.. sick twisted world, where a man must fuck a two wheeled contraption
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Ask his spokesperson
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# does he have a handle(bar) on it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# He was probably framed
So give the guy a brake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# apparently he got tyred of his wife's nagging
the police are still pumping him for information
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Maybe he was betrayed by a friend
"Et tube, Brute?"

These are getting wheely bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# it's still a saddle tale
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# he's been involved in a chain of similar incidents
police are gearing up for a major investigation
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# This thread should be killed
An ax'le do the trick.
*tries to get bearings*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# it seems to have derailluered
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I had a pre-cog-nition it would
Let't just fork-et the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# he's a pervert.... BIKE.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# haha
*awards hex the 'not even bloody trying' trophy
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Reliants are the way forward.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# those things scare me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Manley?

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# he's finally gone over the edge
now he's raping bicycles

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i'm shocked
i just read the prince compo is pulled, i dont know who is worse now rob or prince :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# *manhugs*
true, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# all the fun is being sucked out of me, and not in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Seriously...
I think you know the answer to that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# yeah rob, the society suck up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# well, we don't really know what has been said and done... as such
but I wish he'd done a Joel and stuck it to the man.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# no we don't really know properly, but we can form a pack of lies
I HEARD ROB GOT 20K TO STOP THE PRINCE CHALLENGE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I heard that Prince threatened to gimp him up and sex him
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Personally I think that we should do a Queen one.
At least they'd have the sense of humour to take it! Even Freddie would.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# God rest his Barsoulona.
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I doubt Rob or Fraser would dare involve humans anymore
www.b3ta.com/board/7786818

Kittens from now on, they don't have layers
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# He was in a bedroom behind a locked door ffs
Being charged with pubic (pfff) obscenity is a bit unfair I think.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# EXACTLY!
People do sexy stuff with poo and stuff and don't even lock the bedroom door !

what's wrong with a bit of Reynold's 501 tube sex
(b3tan generation, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# This goes further than we thought
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# heh
bindun, but always nice to see
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
very very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Don't mention the war!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# HAHA!!!!!
woo!!

i've been in tears of laughter all today/last night over this! :) lurking has never been more fun.
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Sorry it's not Pr*nce related.
Just an idea I had to expel.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# a huge electric stormtrouper
and that is the most cauliflower cloud I've ever seen :D

edit: trouper? bah, my spelling is turning to arse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# It's incredible how vegecentric the weather is now.
Michael Fennel agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# food! more food
I really hungry

I should get off my asses and make a slurp
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Zap! Boom! Crash!
That's rather cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Semper Fi
With great pride I hereby award everyone
who has participated in the unutterable
competition with this veteran badge.

I can sum it all up in just one word:
courage, dedication, daring, pride, pluck,
spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*.
Why, we all got more guts in our little finger
than most of the others have in their
large intestine,

including the colon!


I salute you.



edit: thank you all
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Its like that Virgin fiasco all over again
but with angry gay midgets.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I'm still hosting my one and only entry with pride
Even if it did suck balls =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
We fought the law and the law won! :(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Here here
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# *borstplaat on monitor*
HAHAHAHAHA! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# je stelt me telleur ;)
pleur in je profile man :) the more awards, the merrier!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# alright!

I'll just re-host it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Done and done!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# "pluck, spirit, grit, mettle, and G-U-T-S, *guts*."
ok, now I REALLY feel hungry

if you can just add gravy to that line I might have to eat the monitor

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# how very very sad this whole affair is
I was quite enjoying the board last night, but perhaps I'll fuck off back to talk again.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# don't go man!
think of the poor starving children!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Hey! NO!
the board needs horrible images RIGHT NOW

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# yes
I need to see a lump of basalt with tits in a pool of it's own vomit shouting "never again! never again!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I haven't even opened photoshop in months
make me a general suggestion and I might...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# there's one above
but it's not nasty enough

a midget shitting through his stomach while a pigeon sexes his legs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# please photoshop
your view on the current affairs on the board

with sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# nuns with tits ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# S to the I to the motherfucking X
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *wears with pride*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Well done b3ta!
We did our best...

Won...


Do what Jesus says and move on...


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I will wear this with pride
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Thank you.
Let us never forget
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Here here!
I shall wear it with pride!
Now lets go get other wanky sites shut down with our pics.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# You still here?
shouldn't you lying in the gutter with the last dregs of lager soaked vomit dribbling down your front?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I sobered up loads in the afternoon! :s
I will start drinking again shortly though.
Then I'll find the gutter!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Good on ya!
Have a good one.

We'll see you about 2 o clock tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Woo!
And I want an 'I Was Sued By Prince!' T-Shirt please! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# "I got caught by the Web Sheriff
And all I got was this lousy lawsuit threat"?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# ^ these
Rob .... you know they'd sell like hot caykes!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# *verklempt*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I shall wear it with pride :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Not shopped..
is it just me or did anyone else get this google ad under Rob's announcement?

Slightly topical.
(eight, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Bah, acne treatment
/envy bog
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Sorry...
I have now idea what you are talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# My Google ad was for acne treatment
Nothing as funny as that
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# :(
i didn't even get one google hates me well back to the tattooing practice /lurk
(I helped save b3ta! nomorelifeanymore Tap Dances his way to freedom on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# I never get any
Firefox extensions rock!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# you know
Google advertises products based on your pattern of searching the internet...

/me quietly hides in the corner.
(Spng, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# ha ha ha
even google ads are ripping the piss
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I did
 

HEY GOATFUCKERS! GO SUE GOOGLE! THEY ARE ABUSING THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RELATED TO YOUR LITTLE PRINCE OF A CLIENT

I'm not referring to anyone specifically. In fact I'm a madman
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Oooooooh!
Bad Google!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Haha!
Bring on this weeks compo I say, and make it a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Using the color magenta and/or the letter T on telecom related images
it's a winner!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# ^All of thid
Fingers crossed for something about web censorship =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post97208
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Heh
I get an ad for "Short sick jokes"
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Rob's short?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# New Compo that must involve this little guy from my imagination...?
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# just got a memo from my work partner,
little richard, he's pretty annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# OLOL
*mops up coffee from keyboard*
(eight, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# he could go on all sorts of adventures
he could team up with tiny members of the royal family and go on a rampage!
(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Sammy Davis Jr. is back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Oh someone put this on the front page
just to show some element of defiance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Thank goodness for generic non-specific gay black midget cunts
an endless source of comedy material.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Hang on...
That looks a little like Prince no one in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Winner
I reckon he's shot himself in the foot with this.

Tonight the compo would've been over and done with, but I have a feeling the Pr*nce-bashing will go on for a long long time now.
Hope so anyway
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
#
long timeforever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Quick...
email all the compo pics to Nuts, and let them take all the credit for the work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# he needs a theme tune!!
doo dooo doo dee der daa dooo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# I just came back on after having tea and found the compo gone :(
Not that surprised, but hey, this was the last day of teh compo anyway, and we made our point!

Oh, and BTW, this version of my most popular compo post: NSFW!! is made up entirely from Not Prince parts and any similarity is entirely coincidental! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] New mini challenge you say?



*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# YOU'RE GOING TO GET US ALL KILLED
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# ahemmm...
www.b3ta.com/board/7769256

;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Blast!
I had a funny feeling I wouldn't be the first and I won't be the last either I suspect.

Still, today is new challenge day, we managed to last the whole week.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# grrrr
first time one of my entries makes the top 3, and the plug is pulled!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# The plug below ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# <c

*damn you prince*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# *Waves at Prince, watching us all from The Mansion*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# You're missing one thing.
"unt"
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# oh yeah


It won't be here for long
*damn you photobucket*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
Thank you!
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# You've had your fun - the prince thing is over
Under threat of legal action from Princes legal team of "potential closure of your web site" - We have removed the Prince image challenge and B3ta apologises unreservedly to AEG / NPG and Prince for any offence caused. We also ask our members to avoid photoshoping Prince and posting them on our boards.

BTW: It appears prudent to say nothing more on the subject, so I won't. That's your lot!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Good Luck Rob!
I hope this hasnt all finally gone too far....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Well...
www.b3ta.com/board/7786725

This was truly a great day for b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# agreed!
well done everyone! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Here is a looky likey actor of Prince
www.toplookalikes.co.uk/prince-lookalike.htm

Fire up photo-shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Now youve put a man out of a job.......
Can Prince sue someone for looking like him?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past him.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# He fires people who look at him
A friend of mine worked for him and he is a complete arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# no doubt personal experience is banned too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# he got two eyes man, and a moustage, and a big ol' mouth
SUE!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Not out here he can't

/forrin blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# This would make an ace compo
Celebrity lookalikes doing naughty things.

JUST YOU TRY AND SUE US!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# heh, push push!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# are we allowed to even say 'prince' now?
prince
prince
prince
prince
prince
prince
(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# no
instead you'll have to use another word

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# we can use the swearfilter
~cunt~
~cunt~
~cunt~
~cunt~
~cunt~
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# sounds appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# haha
certainly his necklace is taboo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# This can only end badly.

Amusingly, that was an autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# A complete success!
Well done to everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# It was fun while it lasted
Hopefully that'll be the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Fuck Prince
(funkatron, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# I was going to reply with a prince pic
but I'd get moaned at for seams
(funkatron, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# well i think you summed up a board's sentiments for one day
perfectly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Ahh fuck it

Apologies to collapsibletank
(funkatron, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# You know
Thats probably the first picture ive ever posted. I got an account just so i could woo stuff.
(funkatron, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# I like this too
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Ah well, was fun while it lasted
I'd rather have b3ta still going than keep up a compo that has made me giggle a lot, but would have been largely forgotten about within a week or two if they hadn't stepped in. Fair play b3ta mod types.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# ^ this
Well done B3ta - we had a laugh and now lets move on.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# think happy thoughts man
:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# can't you at least nawty step them?
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=63009
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# today was a fun day.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Oh I couldn't agree any more ^_^
One of the best days I've had lurking =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# it was fun while it lasted :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# congratulations to us
we cunted him in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# oh yes

*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Happily
the challenge formerly known as Prince was almost over anyway, so great timing!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# I'd never say anything about the artist formally known as young!
But I bet Queen would just sit back had have a good laugh if we turned our attention to them!

Personally I blame Micto!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Well can we at least have a new compo now?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Fair enough mate
a wise man picks his battles carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Phew!
At least that's over
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# In all seriousness, should my FP be removed then?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# you *could* replace it by a long, long story with pictures of Buffy....

but that's bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I remain, yours sincerely
b3ta.com/board/7783128
mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# So...
'shop Branson next?
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# A very bad precedent for the board
so we can't make images of anyone anymore is what this more or less implies. I understand your position Rob, but now you've bowed to their demands, any body can potentially get legal representatives to contact you and tell you to do the same thing concerning images of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:10, archived)
# døømed!
we're all døømed!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Danish doomed too! Worst of all the dooms!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# æye
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# I know americans are wimps
But I thought the brits had a bit more courage.

WEll. no harm done, he got what he wanted again, didnt he?
(Spng, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)
# not really...
providing he actually KNEW about this and his lawyers didn't just protect it from his princeliness before it got out of hand, we've pissed him off a bit and he knows people aren't happy about his suing.

He's still a cunt though.

OH, WHAT? HE IS! SO SUE ME.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# This sets a dangerous precedent.
:(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Can I still say "I fucking hate Prince now, I didn't used to dislike him though, and now I've just thrown away the 2 albums of his I bought when I thought he wasn't an arsehole"
I hope so

:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# When was he not an arsehole?

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# On Wednesday 17th of March, 1995
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# 17th March 1995 was a Sunday
sorry...i just had to be an arse there.
(I helped save b3ta! Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# fuck you
you fucking prince
(dregan, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# :(
CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# BOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
# Protected speech
Isn't satire covered under protected speech laws in the UK, and therefore not sueable on grounds of fair use and satire?


Also; Fucking prints.
(I helped save b3ta! moogman, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
# bless you rob

Prince or any others in his legal team, if you're reading this you're a fliddy wee midget that can bite my fat one, you pretentious little cock.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)
# ^
very much!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# What a faggot!
Well done everyone for a truly fucking awesome challenge!
Shame it ended like this but I knew it was inevitable.
I personally dont believe he could have won but you're right it's not worth the risk.

Next challenge please!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hahah
prince is a cunt
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Fuck that!!!
what an absolutle load of bollocks.

Why can't we have the freedom of speech to call prince a cunt?

This is total bollocks.

Prince. You are a cunt and I hate you. And i will never buy the newspaper that your CD comes free on again.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I'd just like to say
cheers Rob, for having the balls to ride this out for as long as possible.

As someone else said, had we persisted we could havbe lost the site altogether and that doesn't bear thinking about.

If it's a choice between B3ta and ripping the piss out of a pompous wanker, I'd rather keep B3ta.

Cheers Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# its a shame
but now we have a brand new in-joke
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Not entirely unexpected I suppose.
Well we had some fun out of it, no sense getting involved in any legal proceedings (no matter how they would come out) just for that jumped up little twunt and the soul-less masses he calls his lawyers.

Also, we have a new piece of b3ta rhyming slang: prince = complete and total fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:27, archived)
# image challenge
death of silly satire
(chippy time travel agents, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:03, archived)
# well that sucks and blows at the same time
just like a certain purple penchant pop person, Pr%&£*#...[NO CARRIER]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Have you actually taken legal advice on this?
While I don't advocate risking the B3TA site I would hate to see you fold to the cunt unnecessarily.

(IANAL)
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:29, archived)
# this is the first result when you google "prince is a cunt"
which says a lot.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Splitter
A masterclass in lack of integrity and backbone.

The internets demand an explanation.
(xanyly, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)
# i won't photoshop anything,
but i will say that i once saw prince having sex with a small horse, and i don't think that the horse was entirely happy about it.
also, i heard that his mum has a massive flappy fanny.
and that his nob is tiny. like, really tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Heh :D
Fuck Prince, fuck him up his stupid arse :D
fear not Red Leader, B3ta lives to fight another day!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Slightly rushed for the compo


Edit: Bugger, to late! The Compo vanished

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# is that god on the right?
image of [something] removed by meats
see teh front page
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Haha someone noticed!
Well in fact, the first person to reply..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# we're all going to be smited* now
*smote?

*smitten?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Smith.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Smootsmootsmootsmootsmoot
(regularfry, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ANyhoo,
Important question, what exactly is Prince? Is he like from the same place as The Rock and Jessica Alba? Like, the place where you cant tell whether they are latino, white or carribean?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Got a pigeon hole that's itching to be filled there, fella? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# as always ;)
To be honest with you, I just couldnt remember the Family Guy quote :)

How do? When were you castrated then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I have detachable ones :D
Comes in very useful for sneaking into lesbian only parties
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Sweet!
What does mine say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Whirribeano?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# What happened to the compo!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# oh dear
something "in quotes" for legal reasons, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
we... have... surrendered
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# what we have?
oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# like this.
like a bunch of frenchimen armed with baguettes
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# crikey! that's no way to go!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# *shakes head in dismay*
*puts arm around discoTAFKATAFKAP's shoulder*
*gropes*
is all good, let's have a drink!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# *squeaks*
a drink! sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7786725
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# ^this
it just vanished

HAS ROB GOT THE FEAR?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# AARRGH! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
We have no compo now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# there must be a good reason behind it.
but at least there's nothing against contributors constantly making images about prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# oh right,
just read the front page. best not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Fucking hell
He rarely did get the fear
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# just nub the image
ah well, this was a probably result wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# who is this prince anyway?
is he important?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# no.
is someone who prefers to be remembered for being a sad cunt rather than for his music.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# music?
oh, I wondered what it was
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# It disappeared up your mum's mumu
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# mumu?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# see the b3ta front page
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wah. Wah. Wah...

Now the world is no longer fun. I'm off to go slit my wrists.

Plus, I no longer like Prince. Double WAH!

/not really. I'm actually jumping around listening to French music right now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Collaborator!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# the day b3ta lost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# We didn't lose atall.
We'd have truly lost if b3ta had gone down.
We did what we set out to accomplish - piss Prince off.
This is a happy occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# sniff
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# That's the culprit !
Compo him with hammers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# But he's not a Robot!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Are you sure ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Glad we don't actually read the Front Page!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# OMG, MEANIE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I
like this
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# has it?! has Fraser been done over? has Rob sold out?





or is it just a clerical/IT error
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# =[
Under threat of legal action from Princes legal team of "potential closure of your web site" - We have removed the Prince image challenge and B3ta apologises unreservedly to AEG / NPG and Prince for any offence caused. We also ask our members to avoid photoshoping Prince and posting them on our boards.
posted by rob on 14th Nov at 6pm
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I suppose the b3ta lawyers
got a bit jumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'd rather lose a compo on a wednesday evening
Than lose b3ta =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# this
and you can still vote for my icon
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I want to make some icons and hats
But my ideas suck balls. =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# nope
check teh FP

yours is still on
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# oops. I think i just captured my mood.

caption it if you can be arsed!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# You don't have to be mad to work here.
SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU CLOWN-SUIT WEARING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK HERE TO BE AN EMPLOYEE
no, that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# I can't remember where it was, I think someone said it was a Larson cartoon
With a pastors office with a poster in the background saying "You don't have to be a vicar to work here, BUT IT HELPS!"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# larson's another chap very strong on copyright
he don't like his images on the net. but at least he drew them, as opposed to merely appearing in them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Well, at least his images have merit
Rather than him just being a cunt ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# aye!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# If only Coco could find a hat to fit him.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# He looks to me as though he's had one pickled egg too many
and that is how I know I've been looking at b3ta for far too long.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# "Looking at b3ta for far too long"?
This sentence doesn't seem to make sense to me...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Well it's partly the egg thing,
and partly the fact that I can no longer blink.

You'd be worried, too.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# My shoes are too loose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# that's a jolly lovely blazer he has on
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Good grief
*guilt masturbates*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# 'Ningles B3ta!
Has he realised that he has bought his wifes Marmite sandwiches to work and doesn't have the time to go to the shops because his boss is in a bit of a mood. I mean when you have deadlines to meet it can be hard especially if the depatrment is under alot of stress and things at home are not ok. The clown suspects his wife could be cheating on him but has not proof except she is spending alot of time over at Chuckles place and comes home at all hours of the night thus leading to a perpetual circle of dispair and self doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Evenin' all
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I see Prince has renamed November
In his own image clearly.

Also. ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# why is private equity so controversial?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# PRIVATE™ AND EQUITY™ ARE TRADEMARKS OF CONTROVERSIAL NETWORKS™
I DEMAND YOU EDIT THIS POST BEFORE I GET THE WEB SHERIFF ON YOU
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
#
ON IN
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Oh noes!
Insinuating that the Web Sheriff is gay is an arresst™able offense.

WATCH OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# If you say web Sheriff three times in front of a mirror
you get a buggering from a horny rhino
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I shall suggest this to my brother
He has been complaining about his inability to poo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# i think it's just down to websheriff's lack of sense of humour
they haven't even liked a picture yet
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Haha
I bet they love it
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# hmm
they've logged onto a private website

in order to issue demands

hmm

is that harassment?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# At this rate we'll never get some sexy nekkid tiem from Debbie Sykes
mmmm sexy web sheriffess. JJ should draw her, fighting tentacular cyber pirates
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Meanwhile . . . the real Flap polishes his star . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# flap just makes me angry
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Bring a suit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I might just do that!
or I might just make dinner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# YAY!!
I knew he'd hit the big time once he'd appeared on b3ta a few times
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# He is back with his oh so wise words
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Prolape?
TJ:
Dumbass alert (perhaps me if I'm a bit late on this) - www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article2593095.ece

SHOT HIMSELF SEVEN TIMES ON PURPOSE?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# what a knob
tried the same trick twice
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# He's a special lad =]
I think we should chip in and buy him a real brain though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# maybe that's what he wanted the cash for?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I remember this
what a nutter, I'd have just 'slipped' and called claims direct
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# people don't sue for slips these days
It's all about the copyright now

that's where the real money is!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# in that case
I now claim the word 'copyright' and all derivatives of it, under the fair use act I demand any mention of it be removed from the internet this instant!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# hmmmm no so fast, young man
www.b3ta.com/board/7771247
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# "I've just noticed the way you have fallen over and broken all your bones"
"that's MY TECHNIQUE!! I'm going to fucking sue you inside out!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Not funny in the slightest...


but I did make 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Rather good, they are. When's the masquerade?
Watch out for the Red Death...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Last week
evidence so far suggests that the Red Death did not attend, and I didn't spot Vincent Price anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Warning. "Price"™ is now owned by Prince™
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# a lovely stylised venetian plague gas mask
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Lovely stuff
We bought some of these from Venice a few years back. Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# There were some in the shops for about £15
so I decided that a couple of evenings with a load of papier-mâché and some paint would be cheaper and more fun. Top tip: use PVA glue instead of flour for the papier-mâché so it doesn't start to stink after a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# Nicely done
Is that advice from experience? =]

Nothing like a nice stinky mask
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# how did you make it stay mask shapey while it dried?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# dead bodies are very useful
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# And tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# I suggest chianti.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# *ffthffthffthffthffthffth*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# pffft
it never sounds right
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I bought a £2 basic-shape mask and built up the structure on that
the nose was done with cardboard, the forehead and nostrils were built up with the papier-mâché.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# thats really cool, did you use newspaper?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Yep,
top tip 2: never leave a plain cut edge on the bits of paper. Only ever use torn edges, they absorb the water better, and so create a smoother final surface.

I feel like Tony Hart.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I hate masks.
Not ones like these, just the bland non expressive ones.

That's why the Halloween series really creep me out...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# very sexy
fetish night soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# fetish!!!
I demand full fet
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# If you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# well i suppose i could crack out the paddles and clamps
blood play cool with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Oo, that takes me back a few years.
/slightly bonkers ex-girlfriend blog
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# lol my gf loves it
she puts up with my genital piercings and needle play so its fair
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# get a job
you dandy wastrel! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Funnily enough, I've just been made redundant
Oh wait, that's not funny either. Bah! Who cares, it's loads more fun doing my own thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Oooh nicely
Never got round to painting mine.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Crafty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# That mask was defintely made by someone who gets even more bored than I do
and I wouldn't want to pluck a peacock personally. Scary psycho buggers, they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# How nifty!
Rather wooful and yaysome as well.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# God damn splicers!
Would you kindly do more?
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Really?
I had considered making the bunny-eared splicer mask...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Those are lovely.
My mask was stolen from me and destroyed by a crazy girl earlier this year.


(I am very productive at work)
(I helped save b3ta! dr. tetrazzini has a ruptured appendix from telemarketing calls, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Yes,
you look very productive to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# some new msn emoticons made with images from the b3ta board
(sapo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# or Alt + Ctrl + I
in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I find this offensive.
I use alt + apple + i.

Are you being a racist?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# what on earth is this &#63743;?
oh well, doesn't matter now I've copyrighted it!

;P

'edit' ah ok, I had some funky-bangin' icon and now it's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Apologies =P
I thought it worked.

Apparently Macs are only superior if you want to make a little picture of an apple™ appear in documents.

Edit: "Apple"™ is now mine. Hands off.

To be honest, even I don't want it that much...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# You actually made me try that
Still not sure what it does though...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# re-size image
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Not over here, it doesn't
It opened an image properties window i've never seen before :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# oooh
sounds like science to me
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# excellent image stealing congratulations
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# so beyond being
a thieving cunt you did what exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# He taught us a basic function of Photoshop
I for one am wholly grateful*





*May be an absolute lie
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# ^this^
To the MAX
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
# not a big deal:
modified the size, cutted some up and down ,modified the gamma in the fireworks one, animated one with a mirror each second, animated the nose of the weird animal
(sapo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Wrong caption of the day
Not shopped



(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Uh?
I didn't realise they found barnyard pr0n as well as the other stuff.
(rogerzilla, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# QUICK! TELL TEH INTERNETS!
hello not new person. It's better to post stuff like that (that was not made by you) in an existing thread.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Bollocks
It's funny, it's not leeched and it was worthwhile posting.

I give the pst my full endorsement.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# QUICK tell the internets
you will be back next Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)

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