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# Jon finally lost it
(bobming, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# oh no!
hahaha
the tabby shit deserves it
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# christ
that is one big juicy nutty rotating turd they've got there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# now with 100% more tail!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# who can resist a bit of tail :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# hmmmm...
juicy tabby tail
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ^this!
click edit
click the drop-down menu
click image challenge
click save
click your nose
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Balls
I meant to do that. Think I'd learn after being here a year a year and eight months?!?
(bobming, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Jon's a prick
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
i likey
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# what was that link to the site that had the garfield absent pictures
those were quite odd :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Garfield without words
http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4997
(bobming, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# hahaha
that made me chuckle
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# pfft
there wouldn't be nearly that much meat on him!

w/y/h etc ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Explains a lot...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Scooby used to rim Shaggy with his tail.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# But surely
They're in the job of stopping villains, not letting them escape in transit...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# And they would've got away with it too
...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# more of the same

Just mucked around with some old elements to make wallpaper for my N95.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# and not a cupboard in sight
(unless you count the hive, which is a kinda fancy cupboard)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# it's more of a managed community
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# well, if you're gonna get technical
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# yes, it's insect living in the modern BEEult environment
*gets gun*

*shoots coat*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Your bee needs a shave
Bloody hippybees!
(It still gets an awww woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Bees are furry creatures
Like bears, but smaller and less likely to steal you're picnic.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# both will steal your honey tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yes for velcro bees!
chuck them hard onto a fuzzy felt dartboard..

yay for the pic too.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# bees bees bees
these bes bees
I LIKE BEES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Awww bee pubes

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I like my women like I like my coffee
covered in BEES!
(bobming, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# gaaah! I HATE MY ORIGAMI CLUB!

i run an origami club at my college and everyone who comes is too boring to contemplate!
i drew this to make me feel less annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# origami club
hatred

spells serial killing, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# you know that probably shouldnt sound as tempting as it does
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# yeah but think of all the effort
getting rid of evidence

deliberately planting evidence

toying with the police

AND holding down your other essential life activities

it's not for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# you presume i dont wanna get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# no
quite the opposite!

you have to make them work for it tho

otherwise you'll have the serial killers union onto you

and those are some guys you really don't want to piss off, what with being a group of killing lunatics and all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# haha
you should start an arsonists club, at least the people won't be boring in that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# lol i could try and combine it with my fire juggling on a thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# fire juggling ffs.???
Are your parents upper middle class by any chance??

No biggie for me, as long as none of my fucking tax money goes on supporting your adolescent rebellious phase.

Daily Mail rant over/ back to paying 40% in the real world..
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# actually its probably closer to 60% depending on your tax band
i did this in politics yesterday but i dont pay tax :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# all the beter
if you are good with playing the forex there's ways to make profit with 0% tax, irrespective of income :)

but I'm too fucking skint to get into that nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# make origami AK47s
and start an origami rebellion
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# you run a napkin folding class
yet you are surprised by the level of excitement generated by the attendees.
well there's a thing :)

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# the first couple of times there were hot girls
but now there is not :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# they left when they realised it was folding paper
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# probably he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# And not a fearsome martial art
that could come in handy when warding off attackers.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# i'm so sorry
but this thread is proving to be the funniest thing i've seen on here in ages.
the mental image i now have of a unicycling,fire juggling, paper folder holding court at a college is proving too much for me.
sheehan you are a star, and i raise my hat to you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# why thank you, i also play ukulele
mainly when im drunk.....
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# STOP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Ok
If nobody is going to say they have a black belt in origami then I will.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on, have a look at my first GIMP pic

For rissers and rissettes
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# That's good!
This is my latest GIMP pic:

'Tis slightly seamy.
Yours is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Wow!
Woo sir!
I'm fumbling my way around like a blind person in a ... fumbling factory.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Oh, you want to see my first EVER GIMP image?
You'll laugh. It's shit.

Seriously, if you start out like that on it, then you'll surpass me greatly (Not really much of an achievement, though.)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# i laughed
it was shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Do you remember it?
I remember the unshopped version I posted. It generated "What have you done to it?" a fair bit, I seem to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# i do not remember such events
i bet you do though

anyway, how did the goatse shirt go down?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# That's quite the magenta cock he has there.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# sturdy girl made it to the red carpet, i see
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# You know...
I almost would...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# I would anyway.
But I'd have to rip out her vocal chords first.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# What've you done?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# is she missing something?
something rather important?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Tits, face...
No?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# i kinda like her ashuall....
ooooooooooh i see
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# "gimp pic"
does that mean a picture of a gimp done using photoshop™

:)

edit: and if it does, don't worry, I am being fucking slow today for some reason

edit2: oh I see
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# It's alright,
i used a condom Caps Lock
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# mY NAME is pRinCe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] don't deserve its own thread
but it fits right about here...

peepeeroast
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# ha
good
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# 'ave a butchers at this, why dont ya


www.ironicbbq.co.uk
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# well isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# hehe!
she shoulda mentioned BBQs...
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# "it's like burning meaaat"
"when someone pisses on you"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# It's like having a record deal
When you just probably shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# hahahahahha
yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# hahaha!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# THANK YOU
Oh it annoys me so. And then I fall in love with her in Dogma again. Vicious circle, our relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# there's a theory that the song is called ironic because it's ironically devoid of any proper description of irony
i don't buy it though
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# hang on is that irony
or maybe coppery?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# you know wher this is gonna lead...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Comedy gold?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Drama Queen Lithium?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# this one was served on a silver platinum


and with this, I wish you all lot good night and a lovely weekend.


p.s. try the veal
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# nite nite
I'd try the veal, but it's a criminal offense

oh you mean eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# i think the word you're looking for is
"copra"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# cupric?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Copracabana
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Copracabananarama
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# it rained on my wedding day
and every one was like "Oh, the irony!"
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# And then you were like "yeah"
and they were like "whatever".
*spangs*
The grown-up speech police are around! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Well...
If you were marrying Sian Lloyd and she said it wouldn't rain... maybe it would be?
(LokiMD, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)
# I worked at an english language for foreigners camp
and one of the classes was themed on safe sex... the kids were supposed to write about the most important things to remember when in a sexual relationship.

A sixteen year old spanish kid wrote a whole essay about the importance of having cigarettes after sex.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# this kid deserves a goddamn scholarship
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Do you think
she'll ever write a song entitled 'Sarcastic'?

"It's like saying something's cool, when it's really just shite...."

etc
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# or "Hypocrisy"
"It's like being an indy-hippy, when you're really a capitalist whore"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Or...
'Apathetic'

It's like......meh
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Or "Pathetic"
It's like this attempt to join in the conversation.

Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Many, many, many, many, many
years too late. But worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
RAIN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)
# Got to be better than Ricky Gervais's paper
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:25, archived)
# The most ironic thing is
releasing a song called "Ironic" that lists things that aren't ironic.
Maybe she's smarter than we think.
Or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)
# this occurred to me.. I've been stuck on this for years
Is it Ironic that a song about Irony contains no Irony?

I think it is.

But surely then it DOES contain Irony and then ceases to be Ironic...

which is Ironic..
(Skcone, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# In the end, the song and the jokes are a fucking million years old and I'm surprised it's considered FP worthy
No offense mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ^^ This.
I thought there was widespread acceptance that Ed Byrne had mined this particular comedy seam dry last century.

No offence mind.




(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Yes!
Hilarious the first time I saw it though.
(Vega31, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# and the american society for good grammar
for there is such a society has openly condemned her for her misuse of irony when she is in fact not even american she is canadian

is this ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# It's coincidental!
Or not even that!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# ok

(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# And isn't it moronic?
"Just a little toooooo moronic. .."
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 6:45, archived)
# threadjack:
That John Barrowman can certainly give William Shatner a run for his money, can't he?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# If I see any of them before they get back,
I'll make sure to tell them that they're looking for them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Yaayaya.
I've your site bookmarked, and checked daillly for updates.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# cheers!!!
you can subscribe to get it in your inbox if ya like...mondays and fridays are ibbq days!!
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# They should look
down the back of the settee. That's where i always the remote control.
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# that link isn't working for me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# i think
there is a problem with the server :( ....please do check back!!! itll be up and running again shortly

cheers!!
(Ironic BBQ, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun


Jimbo gets hyjacked
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# it has been done
but this am woo too.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# bindun :) (at the right time of day...)
www.b3ta.com/board/7792281

but woo nonetheless, jimbo is ace.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0G4lE04-cU
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# yep
yours better
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# i like yours because you can see his smile
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# cheers
naughty evil jimbo :(
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# i'll give it a
*click* - keep em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Go gentle


need to learn use gimp. mspaint isn't up to the job...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# have a little chat with psychedelic warlord.
he'll help you with gimp.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i swear that said little chap!
i saw it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# it did
you saw correctly
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# i thought you were insuating mr warlord was lacking bulge
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# nope
a simple case of hitting the wrong key

(even though they are at different ends of the keyboard)
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I use The GIMP alllllllllll the time.
It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# heheheheh
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Smurfing
What's the best way to cook a smurf then?
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Smurf soup
how else?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# sorry in advance...
Would that be classed as cordon blue?

(once again,i am SO sorry)
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# *facepalm*



wish I'd thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# give generously so their careers can be revived....
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# heh!
i take it you're watching!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Indeedy...
and shaking my head in dismay.

Only waiting for Who and then I'm going for a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# let's not forget Fiona Bruce in Fishnets later on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# ooer
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i'm waiting for it to be youtubed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# she's singing 'All that Jazz' I believe...
mute buttons at the ready...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hmmmm, food.
i'm having a braw beef stew.
it's great!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Revived?
I'd rather give generously so that their careers can be erased from history :[
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I like how this compo seems to be built for Britney Spears
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# haha
I'm glad germany doesn't have to be forced to feel guilty once a year.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# And I am glad that here in Bongo-Bongo land
BBC Prime (the only UK channel we get) has decided not to air it this year \\o/

Instead we are getting a Max Beesley-fest.

Hello Mr Broon!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Max Beesley?
anything in particular? or is it a celebration of his mediocrity?

Also, ning Miss Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# A celebration of his mediocrity

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# yay!
I do hope Glitter is on, and that your tv is robust enough to handle having things chucked at it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# It's funny cos it's true
Have you been absent recently Mr Ftang?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
I'm writing at home these days so I'm not around as much. Still been popping in though.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# don't forget craig david
!
(thec, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Name that tune (and artist)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# fingerprint horse!
By purple bridle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# oooooooooooooh
close
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# purple horse
by fingerprint bridle.

purple bridleshead revisited by CSI horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# colder...
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# purrrrrrrple brrrideshead rrrrevisited
by CSI horse in a wooly hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ha ha ha
nearly
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'm spent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# "I love horses"
By Deedee Agostini
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# chortle
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# two thumbs
by godfather
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# no
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# the bing-a-bang song
by duncan biscuit and the creams
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# alas
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# "when I get your prints I'll send you a horses head" by Don Godfather
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# way off
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Is it
"Oh bollocks I've been arrested again" by Amy Wine(coloured)-horse?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# sorry
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Prince
Hold your horses
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I'm tempted to allege that he does
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# prince: purple rain
I WIN
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# WINNAR
well done you
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# i'd like to claim victory here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# on which grounds?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# victorious grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Aux Champs Élysées
Au soleil, sous la pluie, à midi ou à minuit
Il y a tout ce que vous voulez aux Champs-Élysées
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Faux.
Je voudrais un homme avec quinze pieds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Regardez, c'est Meussieur Hannibal Lecter!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Tu rigole, il est mon premier amore
or whatever that word should be. Him and pinhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# ou est le butchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Erm.....
hier links fur zwei hundert meter, und um die ecke.


Well I can't spell German, but I speak it a lot better than I do French (tell me how wrong I am Dixy).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# ah, le premier amour, on l'oublie jamais
esp if he chops off your liver
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# chops it off?
I haven't got an external one...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# no?
I should get out more often
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Not if you've got an external liver
You'll be ridiculed by all and sundry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# except if I meet Hannibal Lecter!
I'm pretty sure he's a friendly lad.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:18, archived)
# you can't, you own this place.
That's like Mr Lottery winning all the pounds.

Well you can, I can't stop you, but it'll make all the baby deities cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Mr Lottery does win all the pounds.
Well, a larger percentage of them than Mr 6-Numbers-And-A-Bonus-Thunder-Rollover does.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Really?
Jeeeeeez, humans are so shit. I'm totally disillusioned now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Mr 6-Numbers-And-A-Bonus-Thunder-Rollover is a twat too
I hate him

I could put that money to good use

like hookers and blackjack

ah forget the blackjack

oh screw teh whole damn thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# lend me 20K for poker and I'll give you 40 back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# :D
20K zimbabwean dollars?


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# No, real dollar.
No sucky sucky, just cold hard cash and a signed agreement
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# now that you bring sucky sucky into it...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# No, I'm actively not doing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Do you happen to know the son of the late president of Nigeria?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# watch it
you're risking a subpoena
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Ah! Now is all buddy buddy...
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# warmer...
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# good use of the word reins.
or hilarious answer #45: is it 'the two thumbprints on top of each other with horse head purple strap"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'm glad that's not #1
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# the thumbprints - purple leashed death mare?

hilarious answer #46
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# stop stop
it has binwun
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# hmm "Fan Insult" by "T. Wat"
I don't know, I'm not into pop music :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# game over man, game over!
edit: I think you mean poop music

*comedy trombones*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# lol
*does a 'fair use' of the 'satire saxophone'*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Is it
"The Final Countdown" by Alison Moyet?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# *idea*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny purple rein-like sash bikini, by Englebert Thumberdinck
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Eponas song
by Link?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# *whips out Ocarina*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# ^ ^ v v ^ ^ v v
Is all I can play on my keyboard though.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Spooling error?
What have you got against Vincent Price?!
(BiscuitAhoy Prince lives in a termite mound, as we all know, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Where are you all coming from?


Lame, I know, but it's only my second post - gone from poo to blue! (see below!)
(orangehaslotsoffruit shout for all the people who have nothing to say, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# We're from Dartmoor on the run
How did you work out your route?
We followed the arrows on our suit



Black Abbots version was better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Blagh!
I made a half-rate image with Onslow from that television programme that's on BBC 1 one every so often.

I happened to have his photograph in my folder after an attempt to compare him to an albino gorilla. Results were satisfactory.

*Looks at preview*
Cack.

*Posts*

(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Best thing about Onslo?
His hat said FH on it. That's my initials.

Also works with fire hydrant covers on pavements.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# *lights self*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# *not entirely understanding the link*
*empties lucozade over head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# I dont think i entirely understood either
but I was hoping you had fire hydrant capabilities. I was not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# *brandishes lucozade with big smile*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# "brandish" is a fine word
so much better than "show" or "wave about"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# 'wangle' is good
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I like "dander"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# sexbasket
it's my new word for anything good. 'Oooh, that's a bit sexbasket'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
that is good. your sig makes me smile and feel uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Government cutbacks on children's education... tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# There are signs of this everywhere


Photo taken in Brighton a couple of months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# what the FUCK were you doing in Brighton?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Taking photos of grammatical errors, for one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# And not seeing the captain, for she is all work and no play :-(
Next time you're over I want to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# oh it was all busy this time I was over - no time for anything else really
Meet a mate, have a birthday then whoosh up to visit the parents and introduce the bloke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# It'd have been better with a little sprinkling of me.
You know it would've. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# hello Captain
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# hello Mr Horrible(notreally)
how be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# tired, snuffly, but overall ok I spose
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:43, archived)
# tired, horny (not my fault), hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Perhaps it's the same lorry that enters and leaves
all day long.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:32, archived)
# going round in circles
because of a defective satnav

for 4 years
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Or driven by a woman

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:36, archived)
# that is unpossible!
:Þ
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I
think everyone else has gone home/pub-wards
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I think so too
and if I didn't have to stay home as 'emergency' phone support I would be too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Cheap
yet very cheerful
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The ginger witch strikes again!

Hullo little old l-a-a-a-dy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# or, just to wedge in a quick and dirty post ...


... unfortunately, I recognise not the AR replacement above...
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Chorlton and the Wheelies' Frenella the Witch
Not one that really made it onto the nostalgia wagon so you hadda be there really.

Rather like Crystal Tips & Alistair...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Hellohhh littel ohld lehhhdee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:33, archived)
# I'd love to go on the show
and say it to her face, tee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
some were quite successful
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# haha
wickedcool.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
#





(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# OOOOOH i get it now1
woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Moose, you have the bleakest wink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Caboose, you need the freakiest sink.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Juice, you are the tastiest drink
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Zues, you have the sexiest Mink
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# gotta go- love to all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# t'ra!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Deuce . . . you are number two .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# was that some sort of meta-joke?
the tumbleweed?

edit: not this post. A quick tumbleweed post appeared briefly. I SWEAR!

edit2: Ah! See! b3ta.com/board/7795311 I wasn't crazy!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
#
Whistles innocently

edit: Yeah, hit new post instead of reply. Thought I deleted it quickly enough, didn't allow for your razor-sharp vision.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# :)
one of my super powers indeed! It's great in the morning. I can shave just by looking at myself in teh mirror.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# It must've got smoked ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# as long as it's lead free
:(
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# is that because someone was too thick
to understand the weakest link/ weakest pink joke?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Yeah, there's some right thickos on here
*continues whistling innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# no, it was a spece-time bending
or honey oozing from my monitor.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# hahahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Quick but accurate depiction of my day at Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# The future of this country, ladies and gentlemen.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# the last two survivors fighting over the love of a garment suspending device
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Aka
DIY abortion kit.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hehehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# exactly,
both our carbrini clad girlfriends are pregnant, and we were desperatly in need of an abortion. As not to disgrace our family back in the council flat with a child born out of wedlock.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I get it now!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# my mum had a feminist badge
with a hanger crossed over. I though it was quite funny and surrealistic, until she expleined to me what it ment. I was 10, I barely knew where babies came from.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# babies also comes from tesco
everybody knows that.
(thec, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# value condoms
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ^this
I find it worrying that any doctor who treats you was once a medical student. That should automatically disqualify them from the profession.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# a fucking coathanger sounds like fun
but also a risk of serious injury
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It did slice a bit off of my finger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# you shouldn't have so many fingers
it was just trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I can't just go and detatch the wee bugger can I
that's just mean.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# hehe
that sounds like youtube material
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# no dobber
it's the hanger on which his fucking coat hangs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# there's never just one fucking coat!
you postage stamp!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# listen you fucking marmite smear,
use your knobbling imagination and imagine it with your mental imagine faculties. A coat. Embriodered with the finest gold filigree, stuffed with three kinds of cheese and served on the shoulders of a naked lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# that's a fucking smoking jacket!
you throat bunny!

and you are misusing it for sexing the nuddy wummins!

you boat injurer!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Yay!
*opens a box of popcorn and sits back to watch*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *arrives late*
*sits nextby*
*steals popcorns*

did I miss something?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# It's interval now

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ARG - you cretinous appendage joyride!
it came free with my shopping! It has a picture of Tina Arena speaking Turkish to the inside and is clearly to be used for the sexual purposes of bipedal arousal... IT SECRETES LUBRICANT

you Simon impersonator

I'm away home - this isn't over, we'll pick it up on Monday. I want that report on my desk by 9:45
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# you funky toatsrack!
you stole it from a circus midget while he was trying to jumpstart his brokendown fiat punto!

scrabble™ protestor!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Boat injurer?
WTF?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# you seen an injured boat float?
no man, they sink to the bottom and become coral reefs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# blue peter princes wand?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# that exact thing
or some other thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Precise, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# I didn't want to have any ambiguity
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# You need to be like, you know, a bit EXACT
Slightly. If you fancy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I would suggest...
You are not actually attending a university. But instead you are incarcerated in a mental holspital.
all the things they tell you are just to keep you calm...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *Throws sink through window*
*escapes*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# now you sound like a rockstar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# I don't pay my taxes
but if I did....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# You'd complain about many other things also?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# I'd certainly make more freedom of information requests
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# this is a very valiant battle!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# It was...
and it's all on film.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# BY GOD MAN STICK IT ON YOUTUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I will, but it has to be edited first!
So give it nearly a week and you shall see!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# This is why uni is worth it.
dirty TJ:
Does anyone here wish to give a poor man a helping hand in setting up a website?
It would basically be a photo gallery of my paintings to sell plus a messaging service to commission portraits and such.
Can anyone help a b3tan with zero programming skills in need?
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# you don't need an own website for that...
www.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] OOOOLD one slightly updated for compo

Not sure if Xena counts as kids TV too but meh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Ohhhhh Sigourney
Hold me down, shout at me and violate me.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# you are a scary girl
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Fuck yeah, what's wrong with that?
In an idea world she'd do it whilst holding a gun/knife to my neck and telling me she was going to kill me after she was done anyway.

That'd be hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd
breathe....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# You are the dead girl from The Number 23

(not sure if that's the right film)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I int seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# is that the new
fad
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# New?
People have been doing rape play for YEARS, kitten. It's almost mainstream bondage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# that was summer of 2000 for me
but it's when it gets mainstream that it gets dangerous.

www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=439310
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I think it's important to draw attention to the phrase
"So provided you employ the same common-sense precautions you'd use with any skin-piercing play, it's pretty safe to use [a surgical stapler]."

Because naturally we're all aware of the normal precautions to take with skin-piercing play. I mean, I do it daily. Obviously.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Mainstream bondage
Isn't that a bit of a contradiction in terms?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# hell no
Sigourney Weaver FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# it's not the sigourney weaver bit
but the holding, shouting and violating
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with not being twisted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# okay then
but if I get victimised because of my lifestyle choices I'll come looking for you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# S'alright, you can come and live with me in my pub.
And if anyone nicks this I'll kill them- one day I shall have a pub called the Whip and Shackles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# good one
'I'm just popping up the whip 'n' shackles for a quick one...'

'... you coming to teh shackles tonight?'

it works for me. In both contexts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# '... have you seen the landlady in the shackles...?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Yeah, she's fucking AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *slaps*
I thought she told you never to look at her!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Aye, but she is me.
And I always look at me. Well, in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# okay then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# And people wouldn't order drinks.
They'd have what they were given, and fucking like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I second this notion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# There's no limit on the things I'd let that woman insert in me
for one night of crazyness :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
If I wasn't bleeding afterwards I'd be upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# When you get old, and your memory has faded
you could glance down at the scars, and smile a little happy smile.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha, nice one :)
nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
I get it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
Trés woo.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

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