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# What do you mean my embassy is on fire?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# i think i saw him
hanging around a major london station
with an obviously faked peruvian passport
edit: and some, er, muhammadalade sandwiches. sorry
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)
# LOL!@Muhammadalade!!
Invent it now, my sandwiches demand some!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
:D

embassy's gonna be pretty crisp after today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Well it made me smile
(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Peter Piedwagtaili!
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I saw a heron the other day
then I saw a kingfisher, I was well happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:38, archived)
# ...you witness some soil, it's a jamboree for mighty nibus....
Sorry, Boosh.


Know what I saw the other day? A fat man falling off a bench because he was laughing so much.

There aren't many happier sights in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)
# haha
that's made me laugh just thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# It was absolutely lovely.
I would have helped him up but he had some mates to help him, so I just had a chuckle from a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)
# you live in a beano comic
and are on your way home for a 'slap-up feed' of sausage and mash right now.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Ooooh, that'd be a plan
but tonight I'm having

Steak and mushroom pie, mash and broccoli.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# "slap up meal" is a fine expression
it makes me think of sitting at a table in a posh restaurant while a waiter beats the shit out of you with the main course
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)
# phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# I want a slap up meal now
with meats cut from the "food servery" (actual sign seen at a pub which I found highly amusing)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That sounds brill
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# ok, I'm hungry now
gammon or steak

seems to be the choice I have
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# always steak.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I'm having pepperami pizza instead
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I had Gammon last night.
With egg, beans and potato wedges.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:57, archived)
# not gammon
gammon is pointless
if you want ham, have ham
if you want bacon, have bacon
gammon is unappetising no-man's land
*goes off to eat pie*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:59, archived)
# splendid
we have a kingfisher in our park.

and a green woodpecker.

and ducks, lots of ducks.

and some voles.

and probably more wildlife stuff as well, it's well wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# 'our' park?
Are you a member of the royal family?

If so I'd like my money back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:48, archived)
# when he says "our park" I suggest he mean's one's park
which is somewhat more aristocratic.

innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# One of these has decided to make it's home in the Otter den
It's exceedingly large

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# HAHA! FFS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Did the chislehurst photos get to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:00, archived)
# The Truth is out there!


the image without it's cropped edges reveals the 'true' maeaning behind his sinister glances! Brainalienz!
(AmIrealcartoons sorry for seams and gnops, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# now that's satire
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ...
(Mazrim, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Woo!
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# you know
prince would only sue..

:)

WE'RE DOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS?!!!
PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET INSULTING PEOPLE ON AND OFF THE INTERNET?!!!

I AM GOING TO BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALL!!!

What do you mean existence on the internet is an abstract concept?

THEN I WILL BURN THIS DOG!!!! EENFEEDEL DOG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Exceedingly hard not to
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# For some reason that makes me laugh a lot...
...and it's hard to cover it up when I'm supposed to be doing work...
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Sausagebomber Bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# sausage bomber!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# That's my new favourite insult.
You sausage bomber!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# they have exercised their right
to arm bears
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# * Pearoast from last night
Roll reversal?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Mum...
Can I have some tin foil, some brown tape and one of your industrial jam rags please. I'm feeling creative."
(Mazrim, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I wish Hamble would stop staring at me like Lord Kitchener
I don't think I've ever seen those words in that order before
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Its not Hamble.
Its a young Moira Stewart.
(Mazrim, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha
so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't know who hamble is but I laughed and my cocoa went down the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Hamble is the one on the right that looks like Bjork holding in a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Office lol.
Thanks for that. I have orange juice in my keyboard now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# The girl thing?
Oooooohhhhhh.

To be honest, it doesn't matter. 'STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE LORD KITCHENER' is going in my vocab though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Get your headscarves on!
You FILTHY WHORES.



Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# hahahaha
Humpty and Little Ted must be feeling oppressed now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Humpty saids...

Does my bomb look big in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *gets back of rocks*
I can see her arms!! HER AARMS!!

kill the whore!!!!

/entirely reasonable reaction blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Stone her to death!
Stoned to death: What a way to go.

I bet it costs a fortune in Dial-a-pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# After many, many hours of research I have concluded this is not possible.
Unless someone else rolls them for you. And even then I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# How about eating it?
Could get mighty interesting near the end though!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I seem to remember
some top bloke in the Met saying that the lethal dose of cannabis is 2kg.




dropped on your head from 50 feet.
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:10, archived)
# i think for anyone who looks like hamble
this is a very good move
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Gah, that took me far too long =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I feel young.
Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# "i feel young woohoo"?
*alerts authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# You're a lovely young woohoo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha that took me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# my new favourite word
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It's an excellent word
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# *handseats*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# HEWWO!
Lovely new baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# It is!
Needs a bit of a setup, but it sounds great =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# is your new baby a guitar? If so, can i see it preeze?
I have just bought a new guitar and it's lovely but I'm getting tired of waiting for it to arrive. :( I'm hoping for some vicarious sexual guitar gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# *skulks around nearby*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
#
ish o
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
b n
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Rado?
oh I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
I don't
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# RADISH
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# it means
'a bit like a brand', doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# No.
It's a drink similar to Hennessy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# LOL! Loverly!
I like finding new slightly skewed words to drop into everyday chat too!

I'm still a fan of Braw! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# b3ta words I use in everyday conversation:
braw
spang
gnops (ie: 'shut your mouth, gnopsface')

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Lully keeps dropping into mine
but I keep trying not to 'cos folks look at you dead strange!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *Looks at dead strange*

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I wonder where the live stranges are....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# That is a question you must never ask...
...if you know what's good for you that is...

*Wields asparagus in threatening manner*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# HAH! Lucky for me, I LOVE asparagus.
*draws cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *sniff*
what smells funny?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Your mum.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:36, archived)
# What!? My Mother was a saint!!
Oh lordy, now see what you've done, now I must go (try and) make a Zoidberg icon...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *Pulls out gun and shoots*
Ha!

*Spontaneously dies in an embarrassing fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# cutlass !
you can brandish one of those
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Stop trying to make this relevant to the pic!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# how exactly
do you pronounce gnops?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I pronounce it with a silent g.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Thank you
I never thought about actually saying it. I shall attempt to use it in conversation forthwith.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# brandish is an extremely fine word
it's easily as good as "hamfisted"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Nothing more satisfying than calling someone
a 'hamfisted buffoon of the first water'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# that would be so appropriate
when some muppet completely destroys a desk or shelving containing items due to incompetence

"YOU HAMFISTED BUFFOON!"

it's perfect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# "YOU HAMFISTED BUFFOON! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!"

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# "YOU FUCKING SHITTY HAMFISTED BUFFOON AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTY MAGNETS!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# MY MAGNETS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# fucking magnets
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha
this is genius
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# this causes me to spurt glee into various glass recepticles
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha ha !

i have more
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# more magnet!
more!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Fecking marvelous!!
I laughed like a loon at the ending! MAGNETS FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# I can't help but reading that as "hamstified" everytime

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# now that is a weapon of a mad scientist
"Ah, Mr Bond, you will soon be hamstified"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# cocoa on desk time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# "Do you expect me to pork?"
"No, I expect you to pie, Mr. Bond."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# then he pulls out his scotch pie
and greggs him in the face

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hmmm hamfisted
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# haha, it gets worse than that
google for "edward penishands"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I made another possible board icon for ya'all:
Either you've had a visit from these little fellers at some point in your life or you haven't but as they're tiny too it amused me to make an icon of one

I give you the crab-louse: shame I can't get his little arms waving at you sullenly just like the real thing...

Anyhoo vote if you want him! A vote for Crablouse is a vote for freedom (to scratch!)

Altho frankly I can't imagine why anyone would want him but what do I know I didn't think anyone would want Jesus either....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# And where does a crab louse live?
Crab louse house.

(I love Alan Davies, bless him)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I hope he doesn't get mice
In his crab louse house.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# They wouldn't be able to fit in the door, I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yeah.
Fat cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Imagine what they say about you...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I don't give a toss.
I could have a mouse in a fight easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Not if it clambers up your trouser leg
And nibbles on your willy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft...
"nibbles"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# They are REALLY really tiny, icon size would be really large for one
but blown up, they are scary as hell:
like summat off Aliens, those are claws on all 4 legs there BTW...BLEH!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# nice pecs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Crab Louse vs. Water Bear
FIGHT!



Someone else can add the turban, bomb & beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Fuck off is that a bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)
# It's an alien bear.
Raaargh!

Haha. 'Tard-igrade.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:31, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Feck me!!
Water bears are able to survive in extreme environments that would kill almost any other animal. They can survive temperatures close to absolute zero[4], temperatures as high as 151°C (303°F), 1,000 times more radiation than any animal, nearly a decade without water, and can also survive in a vacuum like that found in space.

I think you'd need more than DeBac for these little feckers! The bastards are tough!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# STAMP ON THEM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Chew on their willies!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# ah, look at the little fellow
"what's that? yes, of course you can come and live... where've you gone? ouch, that itches. get back out now you little bastard..."
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Stone the Infidel!


Click for bigger (110KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday
Ragnarok is another day closer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# hah! that'll teach that person to not do or to do exactly what is or isn't demanded on demand as appropriate or as someone decides for no reasonable reason
poor bastard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Oooooh, b3taday congratulations to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Happy b3taday to ye!
Hope your eyes do not combust during this big day!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# ..



or now with added beardage...





feel those embassies burning...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha.
*embassizes*
edit: can i make a prediction now of "smallest front page ever"?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# hell yes!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# allah and web sheriff are back!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking quality =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# As long as Prince thinks it's alright
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# QUICK, CENSOR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# CHEESE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Tee shirt FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha, a cool idea!
*raids the cupboard for my B3ta shirt...

/back in 10...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# this most thisly!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Arf!
'ning Arch!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# *warms hands at the blistering flames*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# **WANTS**
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)
# FUCKING SCIENCE

CFB (200kb or so)

And 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Pineberry!
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# get to hull!











sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# A pineberry!
Or a strawple?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
#
*hungries*
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# that's nice, good detail on the shadow too.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Thankee =D
I've been trying to work on shadows and lighting, so far this has been my favourite =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# cool!
if you plant the green bit, it'll grow again!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# good.
i like this strawbapple
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# DAMN YOU ALL, THINKING OF INTERESTING NAMES
All I could come up with was "Strawberry pineapple"

I feel like a mong now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# help yourself
we've got more out the back
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Yesterday,


All my troubles seemed to be young and gay,

Now I am turning old and grey,
Except I'm not at all, I'm fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Liar,
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Liar,
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# There - on the stair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I am not sure that I didn't prefer it still though ;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i prefer the movement one...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Yes.
Eyesen gemoven ist das gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# this works well
as a reversed zippy too, not that i look at all images upside down (just the majority) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hamtoucher

I clicked it and everything
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I'm not a hamtoucher,
it's a different image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Mmm, nerdy jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# snort
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# *SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# oh ffs!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ^this^
with added shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# that's right!
added shit®

your guarrantee of added shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# New OR improved.
Not both.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Now legally recognised as food!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Haha
"There's nothing quite like a McDo"

*shot from stage left*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# now now, I'm not one to knock mcdonalds
not because they sue people out of existence, because, hey, they do

no, I'm impressed by mcdonalds because they have succeeded in making a salad entirely out of salt

now THAT is science!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Geek.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# wee on your wee!
being familiar with sage don't make me a geek

yer big squiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I missed out a letter.
I meant to call you Greek.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# but I was bearing a gif!
beware!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# oohh, accountancy humour
runs quick books a front row seat
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# the worst of all the humours
except phlegm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# i'm not nerdy enough...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I don't believe you
what's this about Jaffa Cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# flowerpot did a 'eat 48 jaffas in 30 minutes' challenge
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# 30 minutes?
how many did you manage? I'd have thought it'd be more of a challenge not to eat them in 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# 42...
it's harder then it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# SAGE is the software accountance use.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# oh.....
rightyo then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# My first go with real Photoshop and not Photostudio!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i am a dirty dirty roaster

*doing screen adverts for our nightclubs new years eve party (movie characters fancy dress theme) Anyone know where i can find or has a collage of movie characters? HElp, muchly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# "we demand bacon"
odds are, they'll get fed a lot of it where they might end up :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 'we demand mach 4's on the NHS!'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Poor teddy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hahhahhhahhahhha
must of missed this one....woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# this has made me quite sad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Merry tuesday!

(That Random Guy, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# today is
FIREDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# We used to play...
"Pin the Todger on the Tasmanian Devil"

* Woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# INFIDEL
BURN HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *halftones embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Pfft!
Happy B3taday Mr O'Fodin! Top o' the mornin' to you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# top o da mornin' to ya
:D

*tarmacs shed*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day Thor!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# 'ningles father!!
ahem..
i've tidied my room and did the dishes..

dragonball Z budokai tenkaichi 3 is out on the PS2..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# 'ning sonny boy.
Dragonball whosays whatnow?

Here, treat yourself!

*hands over £4 note*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# wheee!!
*buys £4 worth of crack*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# pffft.
happy burn-the-infidel-candle-someone-called-it-muhammad day
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Happy b3taday, sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Happy b3taday Thor_sonofodin!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# The Lesser Striped Sporkbill
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# good old evolution..
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# it's not just here for the nasty things in life, like a blocked drain or a Creationist web site...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# bwhahahahahaha!
Like this one: www.landoverbaptist.org/

Don't worry, it's a horse-free link.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Land Rover Baptist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# nope.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# oh, i know all about landoverbaptist :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# this bird has evolved to live exclusively on a diet of pot noodles
discarded in the park
woo! also
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# how does it...? can it be...? ermmmm.....?
*gets confused and goes for a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!
'ning Grunty
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Hiya Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# \0/
yay for evolution
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# you should be a professional critic,
this is a lot more fun than words.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Agree with that
except I can't actually tell if you like these games or not. I only have one computer game,a nd it's called GTA San Andreas.
(R, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# this is a good game to have as your only game
kept me happy for 6 months :D

completing the story took 6 weeks, the rest was working up to 100% completion.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# San Andreas is great
but they will have to prise my copy of Vice City from my cold dead fingers before I ever stop playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# VC was great
but for some reason I was less inclined to go for 100%
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I got close to 100%, but gave up.
If there is anything more fun than a fast motorbike + uzi + being chased by the police on the vice city runways, I dont want to know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# fast motorbike straight up the road to that massive flight of stairs at the end, then biggest bestest jump EVAR
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# That's the jump that takes you over Ammunation! Great fun!
but there are so many jumps and ramps on the runways. Get the cops to chase you over one, hit the brakes when you land and watch them fly over you. Then shoot them.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i used to enjoy sneaking over the back fence of the military base along the tiny tiny line that meant you could steal Blue Thunder without the army coming after you
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# If you get the police uniform from the changing rooms at the police station
you can just waltz right in to the army base and get the chopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# yes
having an apache helicopter and blowing the shitting shit out of everything

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Happiness is a fast bike and a loaded uzi
in real life too
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# VC benefits from being slightly cartoony
and not taking itself too seriously. SA is a little too obsessed with reality, but has annoying camera angles when trying to shoot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I just love the whole feel of VC, it's almost the perfrect game.
The humour is spot on. Even now I spot things I didnt notice before, e.g. There are delivery vans with "RS&L Bows family butchers" on the side (Arse & Elbows).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# yes
and who can forget the "FUDGE Packing Company"

"let us fill your box"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# In the booklet there's a funeral director whose slogan is:
"You wont bereave our prices"

"And now it's back to Maurice Chavez, the asshole"..."He is an asshole".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# W/Y/H
Brilliace.

Love Silent Hill. Genuinely freaked myself out to it t'other day, much to my missus' amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Woo!
These are brilliant! =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# On the subject of brilliant,
I posted this too late last night and want to air it a little more:

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# That is indeed brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Good, but
It could do with having the eyes animated to follow the train..
(Kyzia was here on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Yes, you may well be right.
I may look into this for my lunch break.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# ^that^
=)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Is that Bert?


EDIT: Or possibly Ernie?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
I've been saying that to meself in a Clouseau voice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
You've yet to review a game I've heard of

/V. v. v. v. v. old


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i too, am awaiting his take on
paper boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Blimey, that's a blast from the past!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ^this
let's have Lunar Jetman
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Heh, I'm older than you and I've heard of them :)
I am yet to grow up though
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I have yet to be frightened by a game, due to the off switch.
But i have not played Silent Hill yet, so I may be speaking out of turn.

Also, please use the odd comma, I get easily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# You are.
Do it with the lights off, on your own, with a spliff and some whizz. You'll hit the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# And the game?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# While playing the game.
It enhances the sensitivity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# pays well if you pick the right street corners
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# cock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# 'ning Prodge
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# The bit where you have to use the lift with a weight limit to go into the basement.
How quickly did you realise that you had to dump ALL of your equipment (what no weapons?)

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# i own it. i want to play it.
but i am too scared.
it is still in the cellophane.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Jebus! Is it really that scary?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# More so.
Play it alone, in the dark.

....and, unless you want a heart-attack: take the phone off the hook.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
if SH2 is the one i'm thinking of... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Love this game - and a very accurate review
you are Zero Punctuation 2, but without quite the same levels of sarcastic criticism
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Was thinking of buying
Silent Hill Origins for my PSP, but you've scared me off it now!
(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Woo!
Now do Jet Set Willy
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Haha!!
I wanna see a Mass Effect review. I reckon the framerate achieved by your cartoon will actually be higher than in the game.
/geek
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# coo...
*might buy now*

*if i ever get any spare cash*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Blee.
Officially ace.

Did anyone else find the film nurses worryingly sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *gingerly raises hand*
If on the right set of legs; I'm a sucker for a tight mini-skirt....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Phew.
I hear ya. Not just me then.

Sexy Nurse Link (SFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I love these things
They are great fun and I have yet to disagree with any of them neither!

Woo n all that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# HÖRK!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# For 'tis a Tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# thats it.
Im going home. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I'll come with you
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *follows*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *stems*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# *roots*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *trims*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# *photosynthesises*
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *lives in harmony with naturises*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# *steals seat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *embezzles fiat*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *pockets lada*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *fucks bentley*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# ...
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Very Emusing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# For that pun
you are going to rod hull
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Huh! You're a good one to stork!
You're the rhea admiral of punngae!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I'm heron what you're saying
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hull
it is then. is it still wet there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Wet and grim
like my last girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I'm going to bury my head in the sand and pretend I didn't see that.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Ye Gods....
Please accept this *spang* in payment.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ouch!!
it hurts!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# it's an emutible fact
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Quite possibly not very funny


but I had to get it out of my system
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# now i have to get it out of mine!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Cuckoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I feel obliged to join in!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# My new hat!
I love you all. Yes I do. Even those of you who don't wash your underpants.

(Just about hits the cup, but Mr Tickle's aim is never going to be good with a 20 foot cock)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha

lovely hattage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Mr Cockle
nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Mr Tickle's aim was always spot on
I love this hat!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# well, you'd know
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
#
Even Especially

Marvellous hattage
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# You are right
crispy undercrackers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# a hat with a hat!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love your zippy cock hat.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# this is
the finest hat i've seen
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# mr... tackle?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Having solved all other problems in Sudan...


Boom boom.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# i think it's offensive if the name is taken away from human form,
such as, calling a pet 'muhammed'. i'm not too sure on all this though, so feel free to attack my embassy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# it's because it contains the word 'ham'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# well that explains everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# From what I heard
they are upset because it is forbidden to make an image of the prophet Muhammed (pbuh). But what they have failed to grasp is that the bear isn't being called a/the prophet... Personally I think that someone just wanted to cause a fuss an thought that this bear woud be as good a reason as any.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# even if she were making images of this alleged "prophet"
she should be allowed to do that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# That's the weird thing
I mean, if someone named their dog Jesus, most people in the western world would think he's named after the Christian Jesus. But then again, there are hardly any other Jesuses (Jesi?) in our culture - we just don't use the name for anything else. While it's an incredibly common name in Islamic culture. So where is the line? Mohammed Ali changes his name to that due to converting to Islam, someone names their cat Mohammed because he fights a lot, is this still offensive?

Also, that picture is bloody funny, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# were there any Mohammeds before Mohammed?
I will ask Jeeves
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# guess what? chrisitianity and islam have cultural and religious differences
in recent years, islam has become lot worse in comparison with christianity in being able to take a joke. this wasnt always the case and probably reflect the authority each religion has in different states
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# hmm i think that's part of the problem
that in many countries, the religion IS the state.

t'would be great to have the same happen with church of england. really WOULD be "tea and cake or death" :)
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# the crime of blasphemy is still on the statute books
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# jesus isn't too rare a name in spanish-speaking countries
but here, i suppose it'd be more like calling your dog chris
which still sounds a bit weird. not really a dog name...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ^This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Prefixindex/Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I think you're probably right.
Maybe the authorities should have explained that to the seven-year-old children who chose the name.







(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# by stoning them
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
genuine office* lol here


*laboratory
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Aww.
I like Pooh.

Does Piglet have two cups, or just one?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# COPROPHILE!
one pig, two cups?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ONE PIG, TWO PORKS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I've been away for a week or so
could someone please explain what all this bear business is about?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ..
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7114439.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Thanks ;)
and good morning

/edit: I feel it's safe to say the world hasn't gone less mad during my absence
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# you left the world?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# pretty much, yes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# let's be honest here
it may be against what we consider acceptable behaviour to jail her for something that we consider inoffensive. but she is an idiot for calling a teddy bear muhammed. what did she think was going to happen? i have no sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# the kids wanted to call it mohammed
and she said "No you, can't do that because I will go to jail, get 40 lashes and quite possibly my tits cut off"

and the kids said "Let us call it Mohammed or we'll tell the press you let us call it Mohammed"*

* may contain elements of madeupness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# lets be accurate here, the kids voted to call it muhammed after the kids suggested a few names to vote on,
perhaps if the parents had instilled into their darling little ones that it was against their culture to take that name in vain in such a way, they wouldn't had suggested it in the first place.
Granted, she perhaps should have been given more guidance directly on what was/wasn't acceptable in that system, but she isn't of that culture, and doesn't have first hand experience of it. The children decided on the name, and voted for it, the teacher was teaching them about voting systems and benefits of it, what sort of example would it have set if a majority voted on the name and she said 'no, you can't call it that because of X, Y and Z'
As a teacher, her first concern is the education of the children, not of religious overtones.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# asbo-fucking-lutely

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# What they learned...
... is that the exercise of democracy will result in prison.

Pretty much a win for the authorities there then :)
(faragher dub, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I reckon they knew the consequences, knew that 'Miss' was gullible,
so all voted on it, knowing that they'd shut the school until January - canny young buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# as a teacher she should know full well that calling a teddy bear muhammed was going to insult someone
just like you can't go calling your dog nigger like they did in the Dambusters. now, if you're going to offend anybody, common sense should tell you that some people are going to get upset and the muslim country that were paying her wages were going to take it badly. she lives in their country, she has to know this stuff. she is still an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
#
"Sooo...you refuse to call the bear Mohammed - what is wrong with the name Mohammed? You will die!"

"Sooo...you have called the bear Mohammed. You will die!"

this is why I never became a teacher, you can't win
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# i don't think that the former would happen
"so, you refuse to call a bear mohammed. Why?"
"well, to do so would cause great offence to the country in which i live and the people who so kindly welcomed me to the land"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# aye
mohammed's a shit name for a bear anyway

they should have called it Brian
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# It has NOTHING to do with being a teacher at all, it's a religious matter
it has nothing to do with, or be any part of, teaching kids, who named the bear themselves.

other muslim teachers - some born and bred in that culture - knew what she was doing with the class, and had NO objections, and did not see it a viable matter to warn her against it.

If her muslim colleagues don't think it a matter viable enough to warn her against it, and they also teach muslim children, then why should this woman, regardless of culture, be made a scapegoat?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# it has something to do with being a teacher
as she is in charge of the children and should be able to at least tell them that it's a bad idea as it is insulting to their religion.

there are more than enough christians in this country, for instance, that would be pissed off if a teacher called the school's pet Jesus, we just wouldn't sentence her to corporal punsihment.

i think it's extreme, don't get me wrong, but with the best will in the world anyone who is savvy enough to be a teacher must know that this is a bad idea?

i'm not the sharpest, but i know full well that certain muslim countries are a little bit testy about that sort of thing and have more strict punishments than we do.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# religion has NOTHING to do with teaching, unless you're teaching R.E. or equivalent, and I daresay it wasn't part of the lessons she was teaching.
It is not her job to explain their religion to them, it is her job to teach them skills they need at such a young age to progress. I daresay the school would have a muslim to teach them about religion, as it would seem odd to put a british woman in to teach 6-7 year olds about their own religion, I feel that the parents would have been more upset at that.
If other muslim colleagues knew what was going on, and felt it ok, what was she to do? She was being guided and agreed with in her teaching methods by muslim colleagues.

Who's to say that there wasn't a popular kid in class called Muhammed who the kids thought the bear reminded them of?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# like it or not
you have to have an understanding of religion, even if it's just so you can decide not to belive in any particular god. there is nothing wrong with being sensitive to a person's beliefs or culture when you are in their country or home.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# aye, be sensitive yes, but she was being guided, and agreed with - by people of the faith she has now 'upset' over these actions
she's in a lose-lose scenario with the kids and the muslim faith over it. Have an appreciation, yes, but it's not her call to dictate it in class
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I strongly suspect
that she's being made a scapegoat in order to be used as a pawn in the Muslim Sudanese government's continuing campaign against Christianity in the South of the country (as in Darfur, etc.).

Bit of a Reichstag situation, really: "We want to get the Jews!" "But they've done nothing wrong." "Oh, bollocks... er... oi, Moishe, can you just hold this box of matches for me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I suspect
that Mrs Gibbons assumed that the (mainly Muslim?) kids were more aware of what was acceptable in their own culture than she was (as an outsider). That might make her naive, but not an idiot.

And since at the time no objections were raised, it does look as though someone has stirred things up for some reason.



(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# it was Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# that pesky Hitler
Always up to naughty tricks
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# If she IS teaching in an islam country
I hope none of the girls got to vote either.

okay maybe less true in the last couple of years
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# It wasn't her.
It was the kids in her class - 23 out of 25 of them or something like that. The other teachers, some of whom are muslim, didn't have a problem with the name and were impressed that she had managed to get the children to vote.

Plus the name had been in place for a while before anyone complained. Pretty much all of the parents knew and thought it was fine as well.

Then there is the whole business of people calling their kids Muhammed. Why is that not as insulting?
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# there
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7112929.stm
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# this?
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/muslim-teddy-bear-has-paws-chopped-off-20071126559/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# "Al-Hassan, the Terrible Golden Sword of Righteousness"
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha, this is great - great take on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# haha
I feel like they should have New York accents.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# very good
*ticks*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Awwsome
.... ;)
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha Hahahahahaha!
That's Jihadding ace that is!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hahahaha
*bums embassy/school*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# hahahha
oh my
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *burns school, embassy, toy shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
eat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# uh-oh
I smell DDOS ;)

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Behead those who take pudsys name in vain!
No wait...who are we beheading and why? 40 lashes and a yashmak to anyone who can tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# christ almighty
i mean, allah akhbar!

bloody awesome archie :D
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I would thank you for that reply, but my embassy is now aflame :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# magnificent
just seen your link to the story up there a bit, if this doesn't cause rioting on the streets nothing will. splendid work sir!!!

*dons flame proof furtive tee shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)

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