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# ..and every year, the pope returns to his place of birth to spread his seed
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# this is very silly
and it makes me giggle.
job done.

EDIT: i'm off to make some fudge, thanks to SSS and her fab recipe tips. laters!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)
# :) Glad to hear it.
silly is pretty much what I was going for.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# that's good
silly is always welcome here
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)
# "oh, bugger......"
dakkadakkadakkadakkadakka

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i think the technical term is fucked.
WOO!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Thats real nice.
how long do these take to colour?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# This one took only about 30 - 45 minutes.
The colour was just quickly slapped on.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# You sir
are superb and I look forward to your pictures on a daily basis. :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Woosome to the max =]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# wow
hums Ride of the Valkyries

www.shadowop.net/v710/valkyries.mp3
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Thats awsome
Reminds me of 'Porko Rosso'. Great pic :-)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I would like to think that, being WWI, this involves some element
...of my France suggestion from earlier. Top work sir, even better than usual!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Tha's 'king brilliant
*click*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)
# that's ace
I'd like to see your stuff in an old-school point'n'click game.
On another note :
www.retrojunk.com/pissflaps.htm
is this nicked ?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)
# That's a bit good
Whenever I try and draw anything with action in like that it always comes out rather static.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# He needs to do that Top Gun - Air Break thing!

and quickly!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Tom Cruise
can only do that because he's so tiny. Even a moderatly weighted gerbil can't do that.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Is that why he shot his load out of the sky-light half way through the film?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:31, archived)
# That makes me happy and sad in equal amounts
It's ace but too ace . . .

I'll nevar have a 1/10000 of your drawding talent . . . until the brayne swap operation in my converted cellar


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I really hope that your employer uses your talents well
or that you profit from your skill somehow.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# I do.
But they don't.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:24, archived)
# and me . . .
I'm going to profit . . . when I own your BRAYNE! Mwahahahaaaa!


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)
# That's the best way for it to be
and I'm glad to hear it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Wonderful, I love these WWI scenes you do.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# your pics look all of the ace with colour sir
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ver' nice :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)
# awesome
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, it had to happen!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *loves snow lady tits*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# * loves any kind of tits
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I can tell by her boobs that SHE MEANS BUSINESS
Also woo
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)
# honest. it's never happened before!
her hat is ok, but his is a top hat!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55, archived)
# One for the arthouse crowd
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Très bien monsieur avec le pistolet d'or
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Mon dieu! Parlez vous Francais?
Ou est le jambon?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# La plume de ma tante est sur la table.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# As well you know....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Madam Badcrumble?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *plays snug as a bug in a rug*
*gets a bit horny*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# *weasel, weasel*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *BAD NOISE*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Le plume de ma tante est bingy bonby bingy boo
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Non! Le plume de ma tante n'est PAS bingy bonby bingy boo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *listens to every Izzard mp3 I have*
I would normally blame people for this..

But in fact, I adore you all.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Sous ses mains, parce-que ell est une... toucher de jambon?
Je suis desole.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Ummm... Ja.
Wilkommen aus... err... France.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ah, vielen dank, Herr Doom!
Ich wurde ein Clarkson mit keine Kleidung, bitte.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Ohne Kleidung?
Ich sorge mich um Sie!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Ohne....danke.
Nicht.....sorgst dich? Clarkson hat eine Frau :-(

Fuck me I'm terrible at German now.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Mein Gott!
Wie pro die Bedingungen Ihres Einreisevisums, habe ich Angst, daß ich Ihnen ein Hammond nur anbieten kann. Clarksons werden ausschließlich durch die Regierung reguliert.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# sehr staubiges vergnugen
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Je parle français très bien
Le jambon est dans mon estomac, parce que je l'ai mangé pour mon déjeuner
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Ah! c'est tres bon!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Dans les supermarches francais
on peut acheter ce qui s'appelle 'sac au jambon', qui se traduire en 'ham bag'

ca me fait bureau-loler
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Tu me fait rire!
'Bureau loler'!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Fuck this...
*can't keep up with Babelfish*

HAM! EGG! AND CHIPS!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Qu'est-ce que ça va dire 'babelfish'?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *cries*
Ummm... ok, after a quick translation session, and putting my shouty words through Babelfish, it comes out as:

HAM ! EGG! AND CHIPS!

in all the languages of the world... Remarkable!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:23, archived)
# c'est vraiment un mot
je l'ai vu sur le site web 'b3ta'
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Seule jambon?
Ton pauvre estomac....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Mon estomac n'est pas très bien en ce moment
Tout-ce que je peux manger est jambon et fromage :(
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ah, vous voulez un 'tit peu de Milk of Magnesia?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)
# mmm, jambon.
meilleur de tous les viandes.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)
# j'aime des chevaux
meilleur de tous les animaux
j'aime des chevaux
'sont mes amis
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)
# oui, c'est bien le tip-top film du siecle
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# What Ris? in french?
:P
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Reeez?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)
# riz?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# de-ris
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Ahhhh Sweet!
Cheers matey!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# *inbibes*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant!

*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Cor!!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# cor indeed!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# how i wish i had that source pic
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# i'd expect nothing less.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# BASTARD!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12, archived)
# I KNOW!
Dave the Hat! He just wouldn't would he?

I'm so shocked I'm putting the bugger on ignore . . .



(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
*grabs hose and squirts a little
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Would

ONE OF A GOOD BLOKE!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# pffft
loon *clicks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# If she likes hoses
I like hoses
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:28, archived)
# very good
i'm assuming someone did it, back during horse-craze-time, but i like this one
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I was going to do "I love sauces"
but the hawt woman swung it for me...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Crikey, even that was done a few times!
www.b3ta.com/board/2681699

Shame most of the pics are now missing :(
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# now i need
hosing down, dirty boy
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I love hos'?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# you seem confused
you do love hos
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# snot alone
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Pffffft!
*clicky*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# haha
great images
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# That'll teach him
serves him right.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha, top banana.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Haha ace!
I'm always the one that falls asleep on the tube and wakes up in strange places
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I fall asleep on trains
dressed entirely in bondage gear, and strangely, nobody nicks my stuff.

(seriously, coming home from the electric ballroom I've never had hassle apart from one 'Christian' guy who was behaving in a very unchristian manner.)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Heh, I think you win
Also, I do love the Ballroom, not been to Camden for yonks, last I heard they were topshop-ifying it :s
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Aye
The Palace (fuck off am I calling it PooPoo or whatever) is still there, but it smells strange without the fags.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Have you seen the plans they got for Camden as a whole?
It's horrifying. Right down to the token punk with a sign they've drawn onto the "imaginings" to say 'look, you can still hang out here, even though all your favourite shops are gone!'

Bastards.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# my mate went the other week
the market before the stables is gone, apparently. There was a good army surplus there, amonst other things
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I haven't, no.
Give me the highlights....

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Well, basically...
Imagine the entirety of Camden Market removed and replaced with a soulless glass, chrome and wood edifice featuring shops with one word names like Fun, Eat, Shop etc.

What's more, the artists impression goes to great lengths to show punks and rockers 'enjoying' this new alternative haven, and pops in one token black family with a pram. The only untouched bit appears to be the Morrisons car park...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# *shakes head*
What a shame. Can we bomb them?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# *Straps Sinclair C5 to self*
already on it Cap'n.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# What utter cunts.
Don't they realise it's perfect the way it is?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Really?
O_o
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# and the Dev is under new management.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)
# :O
No.


Please tell me it's still going to be the same though...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hmm. We'll see.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# :-(
Many a good time has been had in the Dev by the Captain.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:58, archived)
# There was a petition to the government about the plans
their response:

In terms of government policy on retail, national planning policy in Planning Policy Statement 6: Planning for Town Centres (PPS6) seeks to support a competitive retail sector and meet the needs of the community - but it is not the role of planning to restrict competition or preserve existing commercial interests. PPS6 (paragraph 2.27) also asks local authorities to seek to retain and enhance existing markets and, where appropriate, re-introduce or create new ones, as street and covered markets can make a valuable contribution to local choice and diversity in shopping as well as the vitality of town centres. Local authorities should ensure that their markets remain attractive and competitive by investing in their improvement.

Translation: the area can make more money if we make it like every other bloody shopping centre in England, so we'll do that and screw diversity.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# No it won't, because goths won't travel from all over the UK to visit it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
# The crucial word there was 'visit'
not 'spend money'. Yes, the shops there did okay, but most people browsed rather than spent, and the age of the premises meant that the rents were kept low enough for the low profits to be okay for traders. The new shops will charge more, and make more because they'll sell mainstream stuff that you can buy anywhere - so why not buy it there?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I always shopped at Camden
It was the only place to get a lot of the stuff I wanted before the net caught on in a big way.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# True, and I've got a pair of boots that I still wear that I bought there twelve years ago
but I don't think I've bought anything there since, despite going a couple of times a year.

Don't get me wrong, I loved the old Camden, but the government is right when they argue that the area is going to make more money.

"Local authorities should ensure that their markets remain attractive and competitive by investing in their improvement." It's all down to what you classify as 'improvement'. Personally I think that they're destroying the character of the last remaining place of goth/rock culture, they think it's making the place nicer for 'normal people', I guess.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Fuck the normal people, they've got the rest of London.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19, archived)
# One secret I've learnt
there's no such thing as normal people, just weird people who are better at hiding it.

With luck Camden's spirit will be like a bump under the carpet: you push it down in one place and then it pops up in another.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I doubt it
Last I heard it's had a bit of a metal night but that's it. I passed it the other day and it looked the same, but I think everything's changed.

Shitty thing is the old management got given 5 days' notice.

Still, I much preferred Quinn's just up the road. At least you don't stick to everything there.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)
# They do some nice veggie food in Quinns as well.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
I'd never considered the fact he has no obvious nose
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yeah..
that made it doubly hard to draw a nostril. :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha
I love these.

Your username makes me hurt though.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hahah! I do love your stuff
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Excellence.
I dread to think what CCTV shows me doing over the years.

Still, they don't have CCTV in forests, right?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Top stuff :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# fantastic
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha
fucking WOO!

as always.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# brilliant.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# This is all of the wonderful.
And properly drawn as well. A rare combo.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# :D
Nicely done sir!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
What great formalism!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# brilliant
why are these not famous yet?
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:44, archived)
# and one...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Oh yes.
So would.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Wouldn't.
For once.

Woo though! Good work on the face- she looks more like herself than ever!


Is Pam St Clements a lesbinum or was that just a rumour?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# she's
a certified vagitarian
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Excellent phrase.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i've got some lesbian friends
they all think it's funny
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Can I watch?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# if i can't
nor can you
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I bet you're gay.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# yes
i like to shag men :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I rest my case.
*wins*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# but
i'm not a man
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# But you like to shag them.
So you're gay.

*wins again*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04, archived)
# so i'm dominant
so sue me ;)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# haha
How's the wee babby?

:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# How is babby formed?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It's a bit of a long story really.
Maybe we should meet, I can show you then.

:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# wee
and cute! she's got her mother's oriental eyes, but her dad's welsh colouring and nose.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hehehe ace!
What's a Welsh nose?

;)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:59, archived)
# small
and turned up
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Awww
:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Don't lie..
We know your type.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Seriously, I don't go for women bigger than me.
Except Dawn French, she'd get it, the dirty little harlot.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# You need a muzzle
You're far too frisky.

Do you hump table legs?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I'm not frisky!
I've shagged ONE person in THREE years.

Hang on, no. TWO people, but come March it'll have just been ONE.

Table legs ask for it, you just don't speak wood.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I do speak wood, I just have standards.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Dawn French?
*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# uuuhh....
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
# What's wrong with her?
Big and soft and womanly. And a naughty girl too. Lovely.

Rather have her than some titless freak any day.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# what?
i'd do her and all. liked her bjork impression
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *fwaps*
Thank you!!

What did you do to her?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)
# 'tis true.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Well I never.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# How do you know?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# you have to just trust me for once.
she used to be a customer in a shop i worked in, not that that automatically made her a lesbian you understand and i fact it's totally unrelated to her sexuality or to the fact that i once saw her interviewed where she discussed her preference for lady company.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# *trusts*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *bokes*
i don't know what's worse, her or the shell suit.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Personally...
...I would say the combination of the two.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# yes
i thought the shell suit would suit her overall persona. bet she deals mitsubishis
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i bet she does!
*isn't quite sure what she meant by that but is sure it's sexual*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# mitsubishi's
= irish street name for low grade e
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# had a couple of those once
on top of 7 space cakes and several fat spliffs. all i could see for 2 hours was small, colourful triangles. freaked me out good style!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# good afternoon holly.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# how
are ye
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# fine and dandy
thankyou.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I can't wait to see what Level 10 is like...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hahah
Zut Alors!

you're gettin the hang of this now :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# hoho!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Phwooooooar *
* lies... woo piccy, mind
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Pat Butcher naked
members.fortunecity.com/noops279/fcnoops_pam_st_clement.html


/me gets the mind bleach out

EDIT: NSFW, obviously
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Why did I look at that?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# because you are a fool
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Do you know, I think you're right
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# mum?

(not shopped, just a cropped picture)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Whoever that bloke is, he's got a very pretty armpit.
As armpits go.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# there's the other half of him:

for your enjoyment
(olof dreijer, out of the knife)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Oh, he's got two lovely armpits.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahaaa!
brint
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# No!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Absolute godess...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# if she's a goddess
thank fuck i'm an atheist
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# :D
More of this!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I heart these with all my lungs.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# They love you too
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
I prefer this one!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# better!
this made me blow smoke out of my nose!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)
# that's my favourite one

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)
# heheh
proof that tea doesn't solve everything!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# It's like you can see into my future...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Haha!
I still say tea is ace though
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Ha =P
I need to sort out some christmas presents.

Well...

All my christmas presents..


Including mine.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# hoho!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# You would think I'd have something better to do on a Wednesday afternoon...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# :D
That snake's doing a very good impression of my mate's son.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# They're crap for trying to hang yourself with, mind.
Woo!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, they try and talk you out of it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# They just don't understand your pain.
I hate snakes.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I love them.
My mate's python is the cuddliest snakeywakey in the world, she's a bless pot. 12 foot of utter loveliness.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah, and bloody cheerful, I'll be bound.
Prolly doesn't even own any Cure albums, let alone Nine Inch Nails.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)
# You can't get more cheerful than the Cure!
They make me leap around like a right drongo.

NIN? She lives in a house with a lot of it. She, like me, thinks Trent's a whiny little bitch though. He and Maynard JK need to grow some cojones, prontoski.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I am going to try and incorporate the phrase
"He and Maynard JK need to grow some cojones, prontoski" into a conversation before the year is out.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Good!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Maynard may be a cunt on wheels
But he can't half fucking sing =]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)
# You're not wrong.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# try getting
your boyf's 7-foot carpet python from under your stereo cabinet before it knocks your speakers off, snakes are feckin' heavy!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Pretty damn natty though...
I want one. And some Chloroform.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Haha, you've captured the facial expression perfectly there =)
Which is pretty impressive considering there's no face there
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# People seem to like the facial expressions on these things...
...which I find odd for the same reasons you've mentioned.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
swap him for a hankie snake!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i've had it with those irritating snakes...
nice. it looks oddly like a boy scout's uniform, though i'm pretty sure they don't use snakes
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# I apologise for anything I may have started relating to SOAP.
But I'm secretly proud of every second of it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# It's nice of them to put a bit of xmas mistletoe up in the hospital...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I had that once.
I used to wait till my parents went out, drag myself out and shuffle the 1/4 mile to my boyfriends to smoke his cigarettes and watch ER.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# But she's only on at Christmas
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha, you nonsense.
Office lollage.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# My brother had it.
My parents think I had it.

I don't know whether I was just incredibly lazy and the illness was a coincidence.

Also, I now can't stop laughing because my Mum is on the phone, and I just got a text, and didn't realise my phone was on loud.

Which means, whoever was on the other end of the phone got "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" blaring into their ear.

*snorts*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Cor, can you send that to me if I gaaz you my mobile number?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
# I don't know how to send files over my phone
But I have the sound file that I can host and gaz =D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Yes please!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Hell, the whole board can have it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Yay!
You can ignore my gaz now =)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *may have already replied...* =P
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# oh deary me no
this is top!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Haha!
Is that this place:
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *chokes on imaginary tea*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
# is that ivesy on the right?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Like, totally.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# dead
ly!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Aceness.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# *gets ready for the spanging pan*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# dear god
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Oh gord!
*spangs*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *giggles*
Proper actual giggling out loud in the office moment there....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# arf!
'spangs anyway'
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
#
permission to gouge my eyes out please sir?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Permission denied
Get a grip, soldier!

*shoots in knee*

There, that's taken your mind off your eyes
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
#
*mutinies*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *multiple spangings*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)
# :p
Edit: Hahah, wrong file. Forgot I even had that Here it is
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Heh, that's the inspiration for this
(and if you look on my laptop you'll see my "concept art" from before I went to bed last night) =)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# A thing... that came... from somewhere else...


Clank for absolutely blummin' mahoosively quite large
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
# From the 'You shouldn't be allowed to have a tattoo if you're going to get flash' planet?
Sorry, I had an argument about this earlier. Someone asked why I bothered to design tattoos when they've got books full of predesigned ones.

Nevermind that half of my tattooist's flash was designed by me to begin with....


*refluffs* Does it have a robot head, a stanley, a goffik and a xev in it?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
# goffik?
do you mean my beloved stiff, kai?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)
# That's the boy
I can NEVER remember his name. Regardless of the inadvised crush I used to have on him. When I thought he looked like Brendan Fraser.

I know, I know. I only got eyes a few years ago.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# used to have?
i'd still do him now! even with that bizarre bunwig hairstyle, he's the hottest corpse i've ever seen!
i'd do brendan fraser, too. he's the main reason i've seen the mummy more than 10 times...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I've never really understood why Brendan Fraser isn't in a lot more films than he is...
If you see what I mean...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# He's good in Scrubs as Jordan's brother.
Well, was good.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I've only seen Scrubs a few times.
I would watch it more coz I like it, but our freeview is shite and watching tv on it is like torture...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# My freeview gets like that
every time someone drives past....

The boxsets are dead cheap now...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe Santa will bring me some =)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# it's like chocolate
if you eat too much* you go off it. if he was splashed all over telly land, we'd soon get bored of him

*about 6 tons
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Ooh, Lexx
\o/
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# It was so good.
I miss it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I alternated between "This is so good" and "This is shit!"
With a healthy dash of "I wish she'd get her norks out" =)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Add 'I really want that dress' and it's like you're me!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Haha, yay!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# yes!
that dress is awesome! did you see the blue fluffy one she wore on xevivor? god, that was almost better than the original!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Oooooh, no, I don't think so.
Linky?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Or if you can't find a picture of the dress...
...link me to a picture of her norks =D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# sorry no :(
it was series 4, about episode 10, i think.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Right, I shall endeavour to find out.
I want the boxsets so much... I've got a little space by my Blake's 7....
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# have ytou seen series 4?
the last episode made me cry like a bitch!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Nope, none of it.
I feel very left out!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i think
you might be able to see it on youtube. the last episode is called yo way yo.
make sure you've got hankies on standby!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# I like the "preposterous!" school.
"Why on EARTH would you get a tattoo?"

"Er... 'cos I wanted one?"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# 'because I consider myself to be more interesting than a blank canvas'
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Haha, ^ this
My favourite:

"Have you got many tattoos?"
"Just on my arms at the moment"
"Whatever were you thinking?"
"Er, I was thinking that I like tattoos. I think they look good"
(in amazed voice)"DO you?!"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Try being a girl.
It's like I've raped a kitten on their dead grandma's grave or something.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# What - you mean you haven't?
Wuss.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)
# someone asked you what?
are they dim?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# He's a 40w person if ever I met one.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# yer
Dear Mr van Gogh

Whyever have you painted some sunflowers? I think you'll find that many people have already painted sunflowers. You are a nonsense.

Love
Mr 40w
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Dear Mr Picasso
DUH! EYE IS NOT CHIN!

Love,

Mr 40w
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i thought you mean macromedia flash there for a minute
i was trying to think of how you could get animated tattos
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# *waggles arm around*
Like that?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
#
1. draw frames on pad of post-its
2. stick on arm
3. deploy

5. profit
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I only ever get tats that I designed
I not very good at it, but I'm dammed if I'm
going to have someone elses drawing on me.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I've designed tattoos for people
Usually those of an artistically challenged nature.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# they're coming sooon!

*points to the sky*

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Joe from Eastenders reincarnated?

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# don't have a scooby what you're on about?
if he wore a tin hat to stop the aliens 'talking' to him, then yes :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32, archived)
# He wrapped practically his whole house in tin foil
to stop the aliens!!

Best story line ever!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha! O_O
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)
# that's nearly
a fantastic set of designer shades. nice.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Coming up next...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
# ratings winnar!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
# What?
Next you'll be telling me that they have no issues with their body shape / size...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# :D
They got rid of sex and shopping, the gits. And European blue review.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Is that like Prussian Blue?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Sort of.
Less of a colour, more of a not colour.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Translucent pron?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# That's just a film of a bed getting rumpled mysteriously, surely.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# But it's more of a 'not colour'...
Thus see thru... Unless the bed is also...

NGAAAAAAAAH!!! Once again you've confounded me with Science.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Covered in sticky globules of logic.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
# O_o
*tries really hard not to get turned on by this*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# And slick rivulets of pure maths.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# *gives in*
I'm a sucker for maths...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Just watch it through cling film
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# It's difficult enough looking through the window as it is!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
# bah!
weirdos!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Vibracliff!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Quick! Harness its power and use it as an alternative energy source!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# weeeeee
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Judy is extra from Jacobs Ladder?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
# no..she shakes more than michael j fox's electric toothbrush
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Actually, it's a more complex problem than you imagine Prodge.
Richard AND the camerman are the ones with the shakes. Over the years of working in close proximity, they've become synched up to the point that, while they are both shaking like bejesus, the image the viewer sees is merely of Judy "shaking" whereas in fact she remains perfectly still...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *spots flaw*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Shush you...
The camerman is attached to the set, in an attempt to stabilise him somewhat...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# it's because she's not allowed to drink before the show
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
Look at her go!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
# SHAKEY HEADY!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# channel 5 really does suck balls
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ^ This!
:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
# just the 5?
i'd have thought it would have been less
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *giggles*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Smashing!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I like this
And look, there is a button I can click to say so.
Unfortunately there is no button for 'that pink is making my eyes bleed'
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *wants that button*
i hate pink
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Define normal
I think my sex life is normal, but my hamster disagrees.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)
# How can you tell?
Is it the surprised look on his little face?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)
# followed by
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)
# if we tout it enough
they'll have to make it
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# They're prolly making it already!
:)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# As if!

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)
# He'll get tired soon.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# aww, such an inquisitive child.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# what a cutie
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# pfff!
are pencils alive?
one of the greatest questions ever!
also, dogs can look up, i've seen them doing it.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# i do like are pencils alive
and is spam made from dogs made me snigger
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Because it is
No
No
Because you're a shit
Yes
Because they're evil
Yes
They're where you left them
It's a complicated mathematical principle invented by a dead Greek
Yes

Now for god's sake, go and get some deodorant
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Very good
you now have a job as a government advisor
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Overqualified
shurely?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)
# circuit of sorts

clickymabigulance
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Oh that's fucking excellent.
*endorses*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# yes!
this puts me in mind of robo-tadpoles!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# this is supoib
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# This is absolutely ace! =]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# yæy!
\o/
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# that's lovely
many clicks, for your smiling neural network thing
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# That's proper lovely Mr Kallus.
Proper lovely.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, I finded this.
An oldie, but appropriate.


Biggar
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I don't know if you know "Diddl" in England,
but if you do, you might like this:


BTW, this is what "Diddl" normally looks like. Oh God, I hate this character so much.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# hoho!
That crazy Diddl.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
# We don't have him, no.
Is he Dangermouse's brother?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Come to think of it...
...Penfold looks a bit like Himmler doesn't he?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Oh, you're not wrong there...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Dangermouse is a nazi?
Edit: NIPS. This was my 5000th post.

Enjoy it, I'll do something fun later in the week to celebrate.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# We have him over in Belgium
can't stand the little cunt.
*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
# no idea who
but nice picture!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Er... Help
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
# AARRGH!!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# 'ning proddie
Y'alreet?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
# meh!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Oh dear
Still?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# yes still
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I'm not handing these out as often these days.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I still have my last one :)
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Now you have two =]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# :]
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19, archived)
# That's rather woosome
and frightening

*clicks*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *shivers*
*huddles*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *pulls duvet tighter*
*huggles*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# get a room
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Jealous
I was just about to invite you in too!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww
not if you're watching that video of jordan, it's made me lose wood.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)
# No, I'm definitely not
That's some sick shit!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18, archived)
# it must be bad pron
i've not seen it as i can't be bothered with 'leaked' so called celeb sex scandals.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I didn't even know it existed
I just saw it listed and clicked out of curiousity
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)
# so you were looking for other kinds of pron at the time?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Ugh
Jordan/Katie Price isn't my favourite of people but I just found a video of her shagging Dane Bowers and it's actually making me feel ill.
My opinion of her has now shifted from 'she's not particularly attractive' to 'Eww! no'
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:06, archived)
# In your house?
You want to be more careful about who you let in, if they're leaving that sort of filth in your living room.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Yeah
In all fairness I did click a link that was quite clearly labelled 'Katie Price Fucks Dane Bowers', so you'd think I'd have had some clue
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I'm just off to change my pants
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:56, archived)
# just take them off
it's Commando Day.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *puts on strong austrian accent*
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last".

"I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry".

"Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right?"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Let off some steam Bennet
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Hey Sully...
...remember when I said I would kill you last?

I lied!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17, archived)
# see you
at the party, Richter!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Get your az to marz
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)
# silly joe
total recall is not commando as it cannot be milked.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i like total recall
commando is slightly too macho for me
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)
# FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:57, archived)
# don't worry
doggeh cannot reach you through that thick layer of clingfilm
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58, archived)
# hehe
i just got that.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *runs and hides and shudders*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# *offers place in Kenny/Jessie duvet-tentland*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *wonders why it's tenting*
*gets in anyway*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# FECK!
*clicks and backs away slowly*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Bloody hell, you still awake?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# FECK AGAIN!
12:05am and I have early meetings!

G'night you bunch of sexy cunts!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Oh dear...
...not again...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:03, archived)
# yoinks!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:04, archived)
# .
Jayzuz shitting christ!

/woo
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:05, archived)
# They do make a lovely couple!


Original:-


(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# this reminds me of school
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)
# sexy teachers?

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Nice sig. "Lets play a game"
"Not fattys game!"
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Strange thing is...
Camilla Charles-Head doesn't look that diferent to normal...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I've just noticed how big her hands are!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# she's wearing murderer's gloves too!

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# No she doesn.... Oh my God!
I bet she used to be a man...
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# "used to be"...?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Ok, Roger Moore's eyebrow double in the Bond movies.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:09, archived)
# oh yes
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:53, archived)
# haha :)
I knew it
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:14, archived)
# If this is a spot the difference picture..
Her gloves are slightly darker in the second picture.

*wins*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I'm sorry, the answer was actually 'more spots on his sporran'
But you do win this lovely paperweight
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Yay!
*wears as a fashionable hat*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ricky gervais!
uncanny
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:35, archived)
# argh
all that inbreeding
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Shopped pictures only etc!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:45, archived)
# oh christ
that's an erotic dream sequence and no mistake
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Camilla Rennt?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Yes

(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:54, archived)
# that's worrying
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:49, archived)
# The fact it is Camilla?
Or the fact you would?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Run!
Run Camilla run!
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)
# dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner Bat theme developing
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Have this woo, and this A.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Silly Captain
It's obviously a spoken email. Re: You taking the piss.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# don't know what your on about
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hehe
With a garlic gravy?
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:52, archived)
# hahahaha
I'd love to hear Christopher Lee doing a scouse accent...

*imagines*

*falls off chair laughing*
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:33, archived)

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