(durbsterdurbster.co.uk,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 16:55,
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One for the arthouse crowd
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:57,
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Très bien monsieur avec le pistolet d'or
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:01,
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Mon dieu! Parlez vous Francais?
Ou est le jambon?
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:02,
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La plume de ma tante est sur la table.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04,
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As well you know....
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04,
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Madam Badcrumble?
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05,
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*plays snug as a bug in a rug*
*gets a bit horny*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05,
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*weasel, weasel*
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08,
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*BAD NOISE*
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10,
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Le plume de ma tante est bingy bonby bingy boo
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05,
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Non! Le plume de ma tante n'est PAS bingy bonby bingy boo!
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:06,
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*listens to every Izzard mp3 I have*
I would normally blame people for this..
But in fact, I adore you all.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08,
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Sous ses mains, parce-que ell est une... toucher de jambon?
Je suis desole.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04,
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Ummm... Ja.
Wilkommen aus... err... France.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05,
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Ah, vielen dank, Herr Doom!
Ich wurde ein Clarkson mit keine Kleidung, bitte.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:06,
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Ohne Kleidung?
Ich sorge mich um Sie!
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:08,
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Ohne....danke.
Nicht.....sorgst dich? Clarkson hat eine Frau :-(
Fuck me I'm terrible at German now.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:12,
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Mein Gott!
Wie pro die Bedingungen Ihres Einreisevisums, habe ich Angst, daß ich Ihnen ein Hammond nur anbieten kann. Clarksons werden ausschließlich durch die Regierung reguliert.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:10,
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dressed entirely in bondage gear, and strangely, nobody nicks my stuff.
(seriously, coming home from the electric ballroom I've never had hassle apart from one 'Christian' guy who was behaving in a very unchristian manner.)
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47,
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Heh, I think you win
Also, I do love the Ballroom, not been to Camden for yonks, last I heard they were topshop-ifying it :s
The Palace (fuck off am I calling it PooPoo or whatever) is still there, but it smells strange without the fags.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50,
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Have you seen the plans they got for Camden as a whole?
It's horrifying. Right down to the token punk with a sign they've drawn onto the "imaginings" to say 'look, you can still hang out here, even though all your favourite shops are gone!'
Bastards.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52,
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my mate went the other week
the market before the stables is gone, apparently. There was a good army surplus there, amonst other things
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:54,
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Well, basically...
Imagine the entirety of Camden Market removed and replaced with a soulless glass, chrome and wood edifice featuring shops with one word names like Fun, Eat, Shop etc.
What's more, the artists impression goes to great lengths to show punks and rockers 'enjoying' this new alternative haven, and pops in one token black family with a pram. The only untouched bit appears to be the Morrisons car park...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:58,
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*shakes head*
What a shame. Can we bomb them?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:00,
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*Straps Sinclair C5 to self*
already on it Cap'n.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:02,
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What utter cunts.
Don't they realise it's perfect the way it is?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04,
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(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:55,
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:O
No.
Please tell me it's still going to be the same though...
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:56,
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Hmm. We'll see.
(The Alchemistking of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:58,
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:-(
Many a good time has been had in the Dev by the Captain.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:58,
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There was a petition to the government about the plans
their response:
In terms of government policy on retail, national planning policy in Planning Policy Statement 6: Planning for Town Centres (PPS6) seeks to support a competitive retail sector and meet the needs of the community - but it is not the role of planning to restrict competition or preserve existing commercial interests. PPS6 (paragraph 2.27) also asks local authorities to seek to retain and enhance existing markets and, where appropriate, re-introduce or create new ones, as street and covered markets can make a valuable contribution to local choice and diversity in shopping as well as the vitality of town centres. Local authorities should ensure that their markets remain attractive and competitive by investing in their improvement.
Translation: the area can make more money if we make it like every other bloody shopping centre in England, so we'll do that and screw diversity.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:04,
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No it won't, because goths won't travel from all over the UK to visit it.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:05,
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The crucial word there was 'visit'
not 'spend money'. Yes, the shops there did okay, but most people browsed rather than spent, and the age of the premises meant that the rents were kept low enough for the low profits to be okay for traders. The new shops will charge more, and make more because they'll sell mainstream stuff that you can buy anywhere - so why not buy it there?
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:07,
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I always shopped at Camden
It was the only place to get a lot of the stuff I wanted before the net caught on in a big way.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:09,
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True, and I've got a pair of boots that I still wear that I bought there twelve years ago
but I don't think I've bought anything there since, despite going a couple of times a year.
Don't get me wrong, I loved the old Camden, but the government is right when they argue that the area is going to make more money.
"Local authorities should ensure that their markets remain attractive and competitive by investing in their improvement." It's all down to what you classify as 'improvement'. Personally I think that they're destroying the character of the last remaining place of goth/rock culture, they think it's making the place nicer for 'normal people', I guess.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:17,
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Fuck the normal people, they've got the rest of London.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:19,
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One secret I've learnt
there's no such thing as normal people, just weird people who are better at hiding it.
With luck Camden's spirit will be like a bump under the carpet: you push it down in one place and then it pops up in another.
(Matazonehas new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:21,
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I doubt it
Last I heard it's had a bit of a metal night but that's it. I passed it the other day and it looked the same, but I think everything's changed.
Shitty thing is the old management got given 5 days' notice.
Still, I much preferred Quinn's just up the road. At least you don't stick to everything there.
(frossRead your email on,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:18,
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They do some nice veggie food in Quinns as well.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 14:22,
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hahaha
I'd never considered the fact he has no obvious nose
she used to be a customer in a shop i worked in, not that that automatically made her a lesbian you understand and i fact it's totally unrelated to her sexuality or to the fact that i once saw her interviewed where she discussed her preference for lady company.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47,
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*trusts*
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:48,
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*bokes*
i don't know what's worse, her or the shell suit.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42,
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Personally...
...I would say the combination of the two.
(Green Spannerand his magical lack of activity,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43,
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yes
i thought the shell suit would suit her overall persona. bet she deals mitsubishis
(great scrot!i aint afraid of no goatse,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:45,
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i bet she does!
*isn't quite sure what she meant by that but is sure it's sexual*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47,
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mitsubishi's
= irish street name for low grade e
(great scrot!i aint afraid of no goatse,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:50,
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had a couple of those once
on top of 7 space cakes and several fat spliffs. all i could see for 2 hours was small, colourful triangles. freaked me out good style!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:53,
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good afternoon holly.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42,
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how
are ye
(great scrot!i aint afraid of no goatse,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44,
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fine and dandy
thankyou.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46,
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Ha ha ha ha
I can't wait to see what Level 10 is like...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44,
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You would think I'd have something better to do on a Wednesday afternoon...
(Green Spannerand his magical lack of activity,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37,
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:D
That snake's doing a very good impression of my mate's son.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38,
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They're crap for trying to hang yourself with, mind.
Woo!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38,
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Yeah, they try and talk you out of it.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39,
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They just don't understand your pain.
I hate snakes.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:39,
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I love them.
My mate's python is the cuddliest snakeywakey in the world, she's a bless pot. 12 foot of utter loveliness.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41,
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Yeah, and bloody cheerful, I'll be bound.
Prolly doesn't even own any Cure albums, let alone Nine Inch Nails.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:42,
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You can't get more cheerful than the Cure!
They make me leap around like a right drongo.
NIN? She lives in a house with a lot of it. She, like me, thinks Trent's a whiny little bitch though. He and Maynard JK need to grow some cojones, prontoski.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:43,
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I am going to try and incorporate the phrase
"He and Maynard JK need to grow some cojones, prontoski" into a conversation before the year is out.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:46,
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Good!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51,
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Maynard may be a cunt on wheels
But he can't half fucking sing =]
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:47,
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You're not wrong.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:52,
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try getting
your boyf's 7-foot carpet python from under your stereo cabinet before it knocks your speakers off, snakes are feckin' heavy!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:44,
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Pretty damn natty though...
I want one. And some Chloroform.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38,
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Haha, you've captured the facial expression perfectly there =)
Which is pretty impressive considering there's no face there
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:32,
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My brother had it.
My parents think I had it.
I don't know whether I was just incredibly lazy and the illness was a coincidence.
Also, I now can't stop laughing because my Mum is on the phone, and I just got a text, and didn't realise my phone was on loud.
Which means, whoever was on the other end of the phone got "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE" blaring into their ear.
*snorts*
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33,
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Cor, can you send that to me if I gaaz you my mobile number?
Clank for absolutely blummin' mahoosively quite large
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19,
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From the 'You shouldn't be allowed to have a tattoo if you're going to get flash' planet?
Sorry, I had an argument about this earlier. Someone asked why I bothered to design tattoos when they've got books full of predesigned ones.
Nevermind that half of my tattooist's flash was designed by me to begin with....
*refluffs* Does it have a robot head, a stanley, a goffik and a xev in it?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21,
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goffik?
do you mean my beloved stiff, kai?
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:23,
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That's the boy
I can NEVER remember his name. Regardless of the inadvised crush I used to have on him. When I thought he looked like Brendan Fraser.
I know, I know. I only got eyes a few years ago.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24,
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used to have?
i'd still do him now! even with that bizarre bunwig hairstyle, he's the hottest corpse i've ever seen! i'd do brendan fraser, too. he's the main reason i've seen the mummy more than 10 times...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:28,
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I've never really understood why Brendan Fraser isn't in a lot more films than he is...
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35,
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Right, I shall endeavour to find out.
I want the boxsets so much... I've got a little space by my Blake's 7....
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:38,
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have ytou seen series 4?
the last episode made me cry like a bitch!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:40,
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Nope, none of it.
I feel very left out!
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:41,
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i think
you might be able to see it on youtube. the last episode is called yo way yo. make sure you've got hankies on standby!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:51,
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I like the "preposterous!" school.
"Why on EARTH would you get a tattoo?"
"Er... 'cos I wanted one?"
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24,
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'because I consider myself to be more interesting than a blank canvas'
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24,
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Haha, ^ this
My favourite:
"Have you got many tattoos?" "Just on my arms at the moment" "Whatever were you thinking?" "Er, I was thinking that I like tattoos. I think they look good" (in amazed voice)"DO you?!"
Next you'll be telling me that they have no issues with their body shape / size...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:14,
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:D
They got rid of sex and shopping, the gits. And European blue review.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:14,
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Is that like Prussian Blue?
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:15,
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Sort of.
Less of a colour, more of a not colour.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16,
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Translucent pron?
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18,
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That's just a film of a bed getting rumpled mysteriously, surely.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18,
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But it's more of a 'not colour'...
Thus see thru... Unless the bed is also...
NGAAAAAAAAH!!! Once again you've confounded me with Science.
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:20,
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Covered in sticky globules of logic.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:22,
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O_o
*tries really hard not to get turned on by this*
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:25,
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And slick rivulets of pure maths.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27,
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*gives in*
I'm a sucker for maths...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37,
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Just watch it through cling film
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18,
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It's difficult enough looking through the window as it is!
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19,
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bah!
weirdos!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16,
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(asciifaceofbobbob bob bob bob bob bob bob,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16,
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Vibracliff!
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17,
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Quick! Harness its power and use it as an alternative energy source!
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17,
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weeeeee
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:18,
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Judy is extra from Jacobs Ladder?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:19,
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no..she shakes more than michael j fox's electric toothbrush
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:21,
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Actually, it's a more complex problem than you imagine Prodge.
Richard AND the camerman are the ones with the shakes. Over the years of working in close proximity, they've become synched up to the point that, while they are both shaking like bejesus, the image the viewer sees is merely of Judy "shaking" whereas in fact she remains perfectly still...
(Sonic James Doomforgetting the date since... umm...,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:24,
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are pencils alive? one of the greatest questions ever! also, dogs can look up, i've seen them doing it.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11,
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i do like are pencils alive
and is spam made from dogs made me snigger
(crazyjudeis very happy with happytoast and his skill,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:11,
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Because it is
No No Because you're a shit Yes Because they're evil Yes They're where you left them It's a complicated mathematical principle invented by a dead Greek Yes
Now for god's sake, go and get some deodorant
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:16,
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so you were looking for other kinds of pron at the time?
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:33,
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Ugh
Jordan/Katie Price isn't my favourite of people but I just found a video of her shagging Dane Bowers and it's actually making me feel ill. My opinion of her has now shifted from 'she's not particularly attractive' to 'Eww! no'
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:56,
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just take them off
it's Commando Day.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:02,
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*puts on strong austrian accent*
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last".
"I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry".
"Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right?"
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:12,
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Let off some steam Bennet
(crazygibbonall your monster munch are belong to us,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17,
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Hey Sully...
...remember when I said I would kill you last?
I lied!
(Sartoriis moving to Canada, eh?,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:17,
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see you
at the party, Richter!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:22,
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Get your az to marz
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:27,
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silly joe
total recall is not commando as it cannot be milked.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:35,
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i like total recall
commando is slightly too macho for me
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:37,
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:57,
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don't worry
doggeh cannot reach you through that thick layer of clingfilm
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:58,
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hehe
i just got that.
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 19:13,
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*runs and hides and shudders*
(Mrs TrellisGIN,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 13:00,
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