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(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Oh noes!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Bloody snipers!
Beastie: Spy!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I hate spies.
They break my stuff.
(JovielJakovitch: Engineer)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Spanner to the face usually sorts em out...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Oh dear, is that yer gamertag?
Consider yourself added :)

Also, woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# JollyJack was taken :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
this is true for so many games.

damn you you bastard snipers.

WOO!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah, but it's always so funny
when you sneak up behind them and incinerate the buggers!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Or in some games
When they think it's a cool idea to hide in long grass on a hill overlooking a battlefield, so you sneak up behind them and unload a gun into them...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# KNIFE
always knife.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# or planting C4 and blowing them to fuck!
C.O.D 4 blog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm addicted ATM
just the mr44 to unlock.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Everyone says the mp44 is pap,
but I rather like it.
There was no Red Dot in WWII though, unfortunately.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I have just started playing
Tom Clancy's Vegas. I am clearly crap at this kind of thing.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Phudda Phudda Phudda!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# give me mariokart any day
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Meh.
No explosions.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# there are in double dash
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# which is shit
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
snipers in general: the only way to play :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *stabs*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *cracks over the head with rifle butt*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# curse those nearby respawns
gets me every time.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# A spy will take care of him
"Oh bonza, a friendly medicaughhackaughbleedingbleedinghacksplut"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hah :D
Thought that looked like 2Fort :) That's awesome btw, more please!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# You're doin' it wrong!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# One man bandwagon...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# teeheehee
:)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Haha!
You WILL do the Star Trek one eventually...

*hypnos*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# "Let's play a little game"
/only cos I used to play the pinball machine and am NOT, repeat NOT, a Trekkie blog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *resists correctong trekkie to trekker*
nope - too much.

The pinball game was aces, although not as good as Doctor Who - best of all the pinball machines.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha... geek
The Dr who was good, but our pub took it away too quickly and replaced it with ST:TNG which was there for AGES!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Did you ever play the Addams family one years ago?
Thhheeeee Maaaammmmushka!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Yeah!
It appears my underage drinking den was THE hottest place for 'pinnies'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ...just been spazzing back to yesterday....
good luck with the quitting smoking fella! :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Cheers HT.
I've done it before and actually don't find it too difficult.
Staying quit however....
But I'm determined. It's minging.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# "we don't have time for your games"
/kin loved that pinball and am NOT, repeat NOT, a Trekkie blog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hell
i giggled, so i can't spang
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Q uses the word twat?
good brainage there.

After this all I can think of is Cute IPs
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# And fanny I believe.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha excellent
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Coloured Artrage sketch from the small hours.
Hope you don't mind if I pop this here.



Click for bigger (377KB)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Ooo, I like that version
You can provide the "ba-dum tish" at the end of all the bad jokes on here.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Thankyouverymuch
although I think that would mean people would get tired of this picture rather quickly, what with all the opportunities to use it.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And why
Does he have a kebab on a stick next to the drums? :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# it's clearly a clam on a stick
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Ah, so he's a clamtoucher
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# indeed. he has called it clam soul
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# yay!
although i did picture his jacket as a light turquoise
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Well if only you'd said!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i didn't want to stifle your creativity ;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Chad Crowger
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I fucking hate that bloke and his face.
*Chadblocks*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *grabs heavy cavalry sword*
i'll sort it for you mater!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# cheers, I owe you one
anyone in mind?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# you want me to kill you?
if you want... but it doesn't seem fair.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# it seems crow r us
today
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# You're raven mad you are
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# that joke's murder.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# stone the crows
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahaha
I remember seeing this aaaaaaaaages ago and I clicked it then, and shall click it once again. Wootastic!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah, that was one from the archives...
:)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I don't understand them at all
they have quite a big following with otherwise fairly normal people in germany, as well as a lot of goths and emos. I just don't get it. Their music is shite and they look like a bad boy band, with the exception of Kroeger who is the least cool rock star I have ever seen.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Does that mean that's not what the album really looks like?
I'm disappointed now... I think I just died a little inside
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
mixed by Randy Staub
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ARF! they suck balls, demonstrated neatly with this little clip here.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# crowilla
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# WOULD!!





HAVE!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *shoots*
*mounts*

*appears in papers*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# it was your gorilla picture
that gave me the idea for a gorilla :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Nicely!!
:D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# thought it was
a crowbear
still woo
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# that is fantastic!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# cute
=)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# heheh, he has only one known natural enemy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# heh
oh noes
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hehehe!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# FUCK YEA
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# that
gives me teh fear
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Good.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Reminds Me
Of the Tasmanian devil I saw. Cute little beggar then yawned to reveal a mouth full of razor sharp teeth.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# brilliant!
you really are getting good at these
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Thanks :D
as they say 'practice makes perfect'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# that is why I am the complete wanker!
20? TWENTY?

I turned fucking 35 on Monday!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# yeah i'm 20
what have i done with my teenage years? i tossed them away.

i'll be that age soon
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Musta been done

/girlie/rant/blog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# haha!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is that woman in the top picture
sporting a tiny head or what?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# search G images
for anne widdecombe
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# This is something I generally try to avoid.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Victoria Wood.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# maybe she would
i wouldn't
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *banishes Mink to the BBC light entertainment archives never to be seen again*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# O_O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# As long as it's not BBC3, you're ok
;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
oooooooooooooooooh ok
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
you should meet the commissioning people for BBC3, candidates for involuntary euthanasia, the lot of them.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# no
Mink shall be banished to the darkness that lies between Victoria Wood and Rosemary Ford.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Bloody hell, that sounds pretty grim.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I thought she had a huge facial mole
but it was just chocolate on my screen
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hehehe!
evil charity tj
i need help in designing a poster/ad for an activity centre for retired and disabled folk that i do some voluntary work at. it's to go in places like local doctors surgeries/health centres to help spread the good word.
if i do it it'll end up looking like an ad for a jumble sale because i'm rubbish at that sort of thing. any of you talented sorts want to have a bash at it let me know. it's for charity so there's no money in it whatsoever, but you'll get a nice warm fuzzy feeling in your bits knowing that you've helped me and some lovely old folk out.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hmm, b3tans making such a poster makes me shudder
if I had the time, I'd help. But I don't. Good luck with it.

Edit: Sorry, that sounded dickish. I just meant, I would if I could and I also have much faith in your talentses.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# b3ta has a heart of gold really
and i'm rubbish with layouts fonts and stuff, if only it called for a smoking kitten i'd be ok.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# yar
see gaz
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# what
exactly do you need? and when do you need it done by?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha!
he shoots - he scores!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I had a similar problem once
but I realised that the BBC website was unlikely to have pictures of Connie Huq with come on her face.

and I remembered I'd just finished.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# 0_0
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# you too.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# So.... you're saying that women want to apply Photoshop in the morning...?
/confused blog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
#
want should
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# right..........
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It would make it a lot quicker.
Filter - Apply make-up

Simple.

Adjust brightness and contrast levels.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm starting to see the logic underlying this premise.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Dwayne Dibbley?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha!!
The teeth aren't big enough.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# that's impressive hair
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Shaun Ryder?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Just ask Sonia how good it is...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That woman.
That bloody woman. All snot and no acting.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# If they make a Raggy Dolls movie, I demand that she plays the part of Sadsack.
She was born for it.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hippy.
My demand would be that if they make a Raggy Dolls movie that she be sacrificed to the dark gods in a prolonged and painful, but highly entertaining manner.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# or be forced to blow her nose
Just once
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# it's not her nose
she just has Jamie Oliver tongue cancer.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha i second that emotion!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# "I've lost 2.5 st with this DVD!" *
*and the additional of a £200 a day personal trainer
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
**plus additional 1000 pounds cosmetic surgery
***plus 599.99 pound on Burger-RestraintsTM
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# That makes no sense
as she is IN the DVD. Even if she is fat at the beginning it makes no sense. It means either it is a recursive DVD, or that it is a parallel version of herself commenting on herself.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# It's good to be organised.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Crows MUST be kept in rows.
Fact.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Crows always walk in single file
to hide their numbers
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# A Murder of Crows is my favourite collective noun.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Really? I prefer a cuntload of fuck
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# That's because your parents hate you.
But you're right - it is better.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# wunch of bankers....
/dadjokeblog
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I prefer Flange of Babboons
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# It's a whoop of gorillas.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# An orgy of flamingos
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# A fluff of kittins.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# A sackful of testicles.
Wait... That's probably right...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^this^
apparently that first appeared as a joke in a research paper, and has since been adopted as the official term :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# which are
6, 42, 11 & 127
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# This I love!
**swoons**
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yes it is
it also helps when you cross your crows with dogs
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# makes it easier to pick 'em off!
*loads blunderbuss*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *pisses in blunderbluss*
*runs*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *chases*
*catches*
*jams piss filled blunderbuss over head*
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# damn it
foiled again
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *imprisons*
now you sit in there for a few years and think about what you've done!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# if you have a high powered rifle
and you get your positioning just right, you can shoot them all with one bullet

=D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# thats not very sporting...
*loads blunderbuss with razor blades*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# yeah you could
just get a .50 cal and they're mist
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Fine words.
It is also advisable to keep your larks in an ark.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha..That's the spirit
Rhyming animal organisation is the only way forward.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I have LOADS of toads.
Swine in a line.

And capybara fucking everywhere.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# boxes of oxes
er...oxen..ox..oxes....damn
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
#
oxo... mmm-mm
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# foxes?
and owls belong in bowls
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# And nadgers of badgers.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# A bag of Shag?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yessss
This way we shall keep the countryside neat and tidy.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# is it crow time?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Always time for crow time (plus I love ^^ that ^^)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Stone the crows...
Hahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Tis
murder
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# well observed!
I also keep my crands in a rand
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm more of a crow circler myself
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Happy goth tiem
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# WOULD!
Woargh. She gives me the horn. Smiley chicks + Goths. MmmmmMMMMmmmm.

*logs off momentarily*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hands off, it's Mrs Toast
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D
You set yourself up for that, guv'nor....

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I know
but I liked the picture so thought I would share anyway :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Mrs Toast
is reminding me of Captain Wow
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *sigh*
Everyone reminds *you* of Cap'n Wow....


;)

Edit: Well, apart from Hilary Clinton, that is.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# arr!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# you know
you remind me of someone

can't put my finger on it though
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Bill Hicks
ning all.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *hugs*
Morning!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# did you manage to find a decent copy of Ninja Bachelor Party?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# It's downloaded and waiting to be perused.
majorly busy at present, so end of week, prolly.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yeh, me too
I'm just on for a bit while i have my lunch. :(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 'ning mah jigger
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ning ma hamey
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# yeah, I know...
a complete cunt.

hey-ho.

;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# 's a great pic, sir
You must have steeled yourself in readiness for the inevitable ''would' responses.

;)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
#
would my hasn't she got pointy breasts
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
#
A pointy bird, a pointy pointy, I noint my head, a nointy nointy
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# funnily enough the image isn't 100% a photographic likeness
for example her legs are more than 10cm long
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I don't know where you found the gall to post it, then!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :D
I'm glad you clarified that.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *alters mental image of what Happy Toast might look like*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *stops wanking*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# eeewwwww......
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh, sorry, didn't know you needed it
*hands back lube*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *mumble grumble*
there's not much left
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That's 'cos she's just seen me.
And got all arousled.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Buttered on BOTH sides.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Good chat-up line to use on goth girls
"No no no - what's your real name?"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *lol*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# You mean she's not called Cyan?
I had a smart arse at a goth club saying 'Yeah, 'Mata', so what's your real name?'

'It's Mata.'

'Oh.'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# in future, for shorter conversations
say that your name is Obsidian or Dark-Weevil
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Oh go on then...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hahaha
how sillily awesome.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Haha, that's brilliant!
I saw a goth in short sleeves the other day - the first sign of spring.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# just below elbow length you mean?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
spring

the apocalypse
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Heh!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# shirley a real goth would be totally shrouded in black whatever the weather!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# not unless they drink Irn-Bru
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You're getting confused with Muslims.
It's easy to do.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# YAY
today is a happy day
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# aceness!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# HAPPY GOTH!
She must have just found out she's dying from some incurable, incredibly painful disease!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# That disease is called 'life'.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# love the hair
woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Sir Christopher's original design was rejected for some reason
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I dunno, I like it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# That's Bloody Brilliant.
*doffs cap*

Edit: and *clicks*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# That's rather nicely done, that is
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Argh! Teh tubes!


Woo!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# erk!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# FEAR.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# damn you and all your talents!!
=D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Yes indeed, this.
Stop having all teh skillzorz and let someone else have a shot.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# selfishness, thats what it is.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Not to mention rude.
Quite frankly I'm disgusting.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Awww shucks!
you guys!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# shiny domes ftw
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Shiny!
very nice
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Skyline!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha what
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
Edit: I think the shape of the cat in the original source reminded me
of a Dalek spaceship in the film 'Dalek Invasion Earth 2150'.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Trophylon
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# niiiice
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Mmmmm
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I imagine it's a training device of some sorts
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# don't lick it!!
your tongue will stick!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Goodness!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Nice touch with the scoreboard.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Haha, nice :D

Here's a wheeled pylon monster thing I drew the other day for no apparent reason.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Coool
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# That's glasscock that is.

Click for legible.


EDIT: And a WOO-worthy compo entry.

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hehehe!
splendid stuff.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hyper-WOO!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I have designed a machine capable of harnessing the awesome destructive power of an oven-ready turkey.


Christ I'm bored. What are you lot up to today?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# getting steamingly drunk
gradually mind you
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You have become death
the devourer of turkies.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I'm just going to play Frets on Fire (Y)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# awsome!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hmmm,
It may just work!


Edit: I'm learning about Algeria for fun and profit.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hmmm. Is it free-range?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Nope, battery
:D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# pfft.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha! :)

fab!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# that's just splendid!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Just got back from the post office...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Be an omnipotent being and screw about with Picard
/geek
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# pfft....
mY personal favourite is:

"Jump the queue and when someone says 'Oi, there's a queue here' protest that you didn't notice fifteen people lining up"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
Marvellous :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ahaha
*clicks*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# "start talking to a non-existant person, and explain at length, how since the docotor gave you some medication, being in a queue no longer bothers you that much, and a repeat of 'the incident' will probably never happen again"
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hahahaha
*might do this*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# yeah, what is it with people standing RIGHT behind you
like somehow being a few inches closer to the front of the queue is going to mean they'll get served quicker?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I must admit, that really drives me nuts....
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# perhaps they think if they stand close enough you'll get creeped out and let them go in front of you
no fucking chance!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Exactly - that's the time to roll out the Rosa Klebb 'Razor Blade Heels'
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Likewise
In the supermarket queue, I like to turn round swiftly and unexpectedly when I'm being crowded. Several people have received bruised knees from my basket :)
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Simply
Stab all the people in front of you. Hey presto - no queue!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# You've been fixed..
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Bob The Psycho!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i like it..
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
nicely
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Its a bit sloooooow today....
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# :D
Good stuff, that man!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# noons you!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# 'Noonerangs, sir!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# heheheh!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# licking your lips?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *shivers*
ugh...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Bargain!
Sign me up.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# And the Dixon Award for worst mental image of the day goes to...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# looking for this?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Richly deserved IMO
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# and also:
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# !
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Second in a series
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# it does?!
*darts home*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# oh!
erm...hi

i was just...erm....waiting for you, that's right, waiting for you
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Does it matter who it's with?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Gah!
You dirty mindpissing swine.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Im in ur mindz, steeeling ur thoughts!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# It's everywhere!
This is a job for...

(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Surely that depends on who the intercourse is with?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# *small print


* as long as it's with the person you married
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Triple mindpiss!!
Hahaha epic!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ...and another mindpissage to go on top
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# A triple plus two double mindpissages!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# That was some kind of triplemindpissage going on there...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Triple followed by a double.
WE NEED A MOP OVER HERE.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# OH SHIT IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *slips*
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# She'll be along in a sec...
Just busy up there ^^ at the mo.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Um
I've seen this before
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Sadly, not true.
:(
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# if it helps them eat fruit and veg, then i'm all for it
government ad campaign to increase fruit and veg consumption
www.gofor2and5.com.au/



(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# silly lady
she forgot to peel it
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ^this^
yuck!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# 0_0
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# you're really getting careless with that monocle...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hehe...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Mmmmm
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# bahahahaha
That is absolutely fantastastastastic
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# woo
and nice taggage!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 'ningles!


Click=bigger (157KB)

Was asked to do this for someone as a favour; turned out a little better than I thought it would...
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That is AWESOME.
Please draw him shooting some arm-lasers into a speeding freight train full of mechanical bears.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ^also this
It is AWESOME indeed.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Fabtabulous =D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:10, archived)
# 'ning Pylapple
Is MSN broked for you too?
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# It is indoody
Has been since I woke up, which was about 5am.

NOT COOL =[
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# NOT COOL
But it means I won't sit here restarting my computer trying to work out what's wrong with it


apart from it being a mac
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I never restart any of my machines unless I really have to
Or if there is something I've installed that needs restarting, and even then I wait until I'm not doing anything.

But yes, I thought my dad was pissing about with the nets again, glad it's not just me suffering =]
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'm not suffering too badly
I have Zelda. on the Gameboy. retro style.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# I have pizza in bed, and I might plug in the N64 up here
Play a bit of Mario Kart =]
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hooray for old games
We don't need new-fangled shiny discs with games 'magically' imprinted on them
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Cartridges are the wave of the future =]
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Nice!
I like your style.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Wow
excellent.
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# nice work :)

reminds me of Speedball 2



ice cream!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
#
well, when doing the basic sketch, when I got to that arm, I was getting a little bored and couldn't be bothered to draw a hand, so just did some wierd electric ball thing :D
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# cool!
(, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)

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