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(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I don't get it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# That is tip top!
When the frog deflates do the blokes cheeks explode?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Or vice versa
depending on the song.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# 'the bloke'? THE BLOKE!!??
That's Dizzy fucking Gillespie!!
(small rant) ee, the youth of today, don't know they're born, I remember when all this were Gracie Fields
when I were a lad, we were poor but we were happy
bring back hanging, that's what I say, no proper education see,
they don't know 'owt nor nowt these days, kids don't (/small rant)


I feel better now, thanks. And woo! to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# This carp looked at me earlier. He was a scary fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# you're carping on a bit now...
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# That was a sole destroying pun.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# haha..i'm a bad bad person.
has anyone shopped tom wait's playing a swordfishtrombone yet ? if not i might have to do that later.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Oh yes you must.
I might have to have a bit of a listen to that now.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# must have been done..as it is pretty obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Mebbe, but not seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Oh god, we had hundreds of fish puns just the other day.
Salmon ought to stop this before it begins again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yes we should. Fish.


damn...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Cod almighty.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# it's making a clown(fish) out of the forum, all these puns.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I'm just churning them out Parrot fishion.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# R-eel-ly good.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# well there blenny of other things we could be making up puns about
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# That's not even a real fish.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# it is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blenny
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# You obviously just created that wikipedia article yourself.
:)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pssh. admit defeat !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I know what Gaelic for 'viviparious blenny' is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# You're just talking pollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Is that the bastard I trod on in Wales
which made my foot swell up?

And my head fall off (not really).
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# that was Shakin' Stevens
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I think yo could be right there.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I hope you ate him before he could complete his death star.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# He had his mate with him
so I didn't dare.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# You maniac, you'll surely destroy us all
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# A Dark Lord of the Fish?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "I prefer catsup to ketchup, and Yussuf Islam will always be known as..."
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# I agree.
He is Cat Stevens.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# oh god..i now have "the first cut i the deepest " stuck in my head..sung by him.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I have Tea for the Tillerman
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# i luckily don't own a single album by him.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I have a few.
Tea for the Tillerman is pretty much the only good one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I'm with 10,000 maniacs.
I have purged my record collection of 'Mr' Stevens. Apart from 'campfire song', which wouldn't be a problem if I re-bought that album today.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] ARCTIC MONKEYS, GEDDIT?!?!
(Paddy O'Dawes, Sun 10 Feb 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I made you all a silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# curry night?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's not a personal experience :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Is this a scene from Cloverfield 2?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# From what I've heard, it'd make the film far better.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I loved the first one,
and I'm very very picky about horror films.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Saw the film last night
Entertaining, at least...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# crap
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# *kick*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# what was that for
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# you never reply to gaz's
which makes me feel paranoid and like i'm being the most annoying person ever
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:46, archived)
# i never notice them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# aww. well thats alright then. as long as it's not just me being a pain in the arse.
how are ya darling ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# still really snotty
how are you
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# bored shitless.
i need adventure and fun..but i'm broke and got noone to have fun with other than the cat..and it just sleeps all day.

did ya go fishing ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# yeah, caught fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# aww. still at least you went.
did you camp ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# yep, with my little kettle
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# awww. no tv ?
no wonder you're still snotty, camping at this fucking time of year.

up to much this weekend ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# i might go on a trip with the kids somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# awww. i want a small child damn it !
take em fishing !
edit: or the park or seaside or something more child friendly. :P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
#
www.engrish.com/image/engrish/take-the-child.jpg
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha. what a good idea !
right who wants to lend me their children !?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# You can have my six month old nephew if you want.
I fed him today, he smiled, and then threw up on my face.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# awwww.
i love children far too much..specially other people's kids...cos i don't have to deal with them all the fucking time. it's great.

when i first met my friend little girl, poppy, a few years back, her mum told me after meeting me she asked her if i was a child or a grown up. :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hehehe
I love kids too - my nephews and nieces are ace, and have the same sense of humour as me.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# IT BURNS!
that is indeed silly
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom!
/Transmetropolitan bowel disrupter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Yay!
I am hoping that Charlie Brooker will one day turn in to Spider Jerusalem.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# ooo that could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Winner The Poo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# That would make one helluva
CLEVELAND STEAMER!!!
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# The brow reminded me of a Mr Pineapple;
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Top sillyness.
It's inspired me too...

Watch this space.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# This is great, and brings up repressed memories.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Haha sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 8 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh la la

Not an animal, but it is a French git.
(stock of temples (while stocks last), Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# his cock is a weird colour

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# It has been in one of those vacuum things.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You mean a Dyson?
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I mean Outer Space.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok then :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Holy deity of choice!
It's giving me the fear.....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 8 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I Got Those Ring-Tailed Lemur Blues


Well, Ah woke up this mohnin'
With a hangover and a broken femur
An' dats why Ah'm jest sittin' here
A-pluckin' on my lemur

eveybody -

I Got Those...



"What you lookin' at"?
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# The entries in this challenge all seem very samey
not a dig at you, Neffer - just the apparent restrictions of the given goods :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# yea
know what you mean. Thought that as I was pintling around trying to make it. "Never mind, Neffer, me old pineapple cheesecake", I said, "You'll have them all singing along and failing to notice either the saminess or the crapnitudinosity of this appalling creation thereby brightening the b3tans' lives considerably." Wrongly. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# mmmm. pineapple cheesecake sounds good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Yes, yes it does.
Also I have no problem with seaminess or crappiness, and have just voted for the seams challenge.
edit: oh, he said saminess. Sorry about the accidental insult there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# There's a seams challenge?!
Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *saves you three mouseclicks*
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post119576
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# My RSI physio thanks you
:)

I can already hear the gnashing of teeth from b3tans with talent over the prospect of a whole week of seamy postings...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# *votes*
I want something with some legs in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# There is always a gnashing of teeth no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I want a challenge that says
'show beta that you are actually quite fucking fantastic at using photoshop and don't use text or filters in your masterpiece'
For a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Bless you, Felix!
Felix!I would love this challenge.
Being absolutely talentless I could let my imagination run riot and not have to rein it in as I don't have the 'shoppery skills to execute an idea.
I clicked. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Lasso select
cut
paste
job done. Can't wait :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You must be joking
For maximum seams Ms Paint is the only way to go.
Plus use a clonky mouse with the hand you don't usually use to write. Or if you are ambidextrous a foot.
4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# You'll put some effort into the seams though I hope
turn off anti-aliasing, and maybe re-save it a couple of times for extra JPEG artifacts.
(Re-sizing inbetween helps for this. And remember, always scale up, never down.)
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ^most interesting
though I manage quite well on the seam front without too much effort at all. Not meaning to sound too smug about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Skillful photoshopping leaves me cold
but the seamhorse is a special phenomenon.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# arf arf!
and arf again! One day I am going to look at a tutorial or something. Promise. :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I've yet to find a tutorial that applies to my lack of experience or needs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I would happily
home tutor you in the basics of photoshopping. Just keep me sober or my hands would wander.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# o hai familiar guitar player
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# It's gotta nice ring to it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Needs more bass...
Mind if this guy jams?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Compo that bass MF'r !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Did so earlier - with added goatse hands.
www.b3ta.com/board/8037131

/just whoring really...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Right . . . jolly good too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Jam session! Huzzah!
Pity about sad lack of seams though
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# A history of b3ta.com : The Mona B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Bindun
but still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
U FILTRD!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yes!
is this going to be a series


make it a series
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You do . . . Mona right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha! :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# YOU WIN 387 INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# heyyyyy Mona.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# that is brill
hahahahahaha have all the woo's today
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# "You dirty thief! I'll have your hand for that!"
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# There's no getting away . . .
with it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Yay
for tickling
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Glass bottle - bottle glass - World Cup!
Fabio Cooper

Jus' like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Yes!
That's who he reminds me of.,.,

Quick TC story; I worked with a bloke who was a very, very junior assistant on TC's autopsy. He had kept a lock of hair as a 'memento'. To say he was a bit weird would be the understatement of the century.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# And the even shoddier first draft...
"Nothing up the sleeves"

Tommy Capello
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# hahaha bloody 'ell that's freaky :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha!
also www.b3ta.com/board/7884513
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Fantastic!
Put your name on it, quick. It will probably all over the internets and emails tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ^this^
quick before NUTS/ZOO see it
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Haha :D
"Just like that!"
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# fan
tastic
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# thats it! thats who it reminds me off
tag it, this will be in Nuts tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Workin' on it now
Having to log back onto the machine with p'shop...
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# And Digimarc it too.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# what is digimarking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Digital (and invisible) watermark
So that when the fuckers say they don't know who made it, you can show them the digital watermark.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# It's OK. I done if for you.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Pffft
Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# smart!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# It is DONE
With scary corporate copyright notice in the Digimark, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
'shopped pics only, please.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# My favourite of the day..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Favourite ever Tommy Cooper joke
Tommy's on stage doing some magic. He produces a stick of rock and informs the audience "I will now turn this stick of rock into some furniture". He then snaps the stick of rock twice, and announces...


"Three piece sweet"...

Ayethanyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(londoner, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Beat it. Beat it til it bleeds!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# This is inspired by the stray cat that whines outside my window every night
until my moron neighbour feeds it. Then it eats, shits and starts to whine again.
(londoner, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Can it be milked?
You could save a few bob.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# it has worms,
she tells me...
(londoner, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Free spaghetti!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Good use
for the hide . . . in the jingle jangle . . . I'll come following . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# In the event of a nuclear war, aim for the smug bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# hahahahah. yay,
thats brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Guess who forgot to save as he went along?
(and forgot to plug the lap top in)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# smug bastard !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# His smug piggy eyes burned into me
as I started again. I felt a shower of croissant crumbs across my keyboard - the fucker was laughing at me. So I blew him up. Again and again and again.

Now who's smug? :D
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# yoooou are !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Oh yes. Yes indeed.
I am just warming up the croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# haha.
and don't forget..orange juice in a wine glass.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Fuck yes.
Freshly pressed, with bits in.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# hahaha..has to be a wine glass just to add to the posh/smugness of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Crystal, obviously.
I'm far too smug for any old wine glass.

How's the CV coming on?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# not started it yet.
i'm crap at thing like that, can never sell myself...so mine always look boring and drab.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I'm the same.
I was taught to pretend I was writing about somebody else so that I wouldn't feel so self-conscious.

You can use my CV if you'd like :)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha...i dunno if people would beleive i'm male and trained to a be a surgeon
and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# They don't believe it for me either.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# aww. still probably more chance than me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I shall shop you a CV.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
a smug bastard one !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Oh yes indeed.
The smuggest bastardest CV the world has ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# The wineglass
is so they can give you a tidly portion instead of a decent amount of juice.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# I like the way the vectors spatter
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Around 250 layers in the full animation = a fucker to remember what goes where...
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Bombastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# great work! woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I had a dream about Smug Bastard last night
He was working in some shop, and he was completely oblivious to his B3ta fame.

Probably true today.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha!
he even has a smug skelton face!!
top marks!
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# i'm tempted to point out you are spamming the fuck out of the board
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# not until
his third post he's not
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Sorry
Though no-one else is currently posting anything.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# It's not your fault we're all too lazy to make stuff
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# She blows that in such an
intense fashion . . . your ideas are well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a zebriano
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# EBOOOOOOONY AND IVOOOOOOOOOOORY
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# is that a boy named Alex?
The virtuoso pianist who is about 15 years old?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Looks like Tony Blair actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Zeeberace . . .
breakout the candelabra !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha ! and the glitter !
and the furs...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Amy Swinehouse...Our fave crackwhore porcine songstress...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's no seam!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# WHAT IS A FLORN?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# They try to make me go to rehab, and I said SEAM, SEAM, SEAM
(__, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# So why dont you come on over Seamerly
berdum tsch
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# SEAMONSTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Head cheese . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# reminds me of my ex
Only she wasn't quite so.... slim
or attractive
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I really should learn photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Amy Pisshouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Excellent!

She's related to Shane McGollum you know!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# haha, he looks like mark e. smith there.
altho there not too much difference really.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# 'SHOPPED IMAGES ONLY PLEASE
ect ect ect...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I think you made a bit of a pig's ear of that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It's no silk purse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I hope she sorts herself out so she can do the next bond theme


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I made you a seamhorse

Click for FUCKING HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# The Fear,
Very, very fucking similar.

Could be The Fear's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Haha!
It's the front two legs that do it.
I used some generic google "sexy legs" and Halo 3's Scarab :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Seam challenge . . .
Good idea !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# clicks 'suggest a challenge' button.

Press 'I like this'. Press it hard...
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# You've gone and done it . . . hayayah !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] That's right

It's a dachs-ophone
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Looks like the dog and the saxophone went through Jeff Goldblums Fly teleporter together.
Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Raising the question
What does the other one look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Just checked
It looks like jeff goldblum
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Like a meat flute.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Whoof . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *dachspangs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# How do you think they make your Christmas tree so big and strong?

(click for bigger)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# pfft
topical
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hey, Christmas tree farming is a year long business.
They're already training up next years crop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hopefully they're better than last year's batch
The ones I looked at all appeared to have beri beri & rickets
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hmm
That humming bird will have to stop some time.

*watches*
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I think the tree will get tired first.
Besides, the bird could just fly a bit higher, it's obviously teasing him.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# they're much bigger than you think


also, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Steroids.
And humming birds... of course.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Flying high now . . .
Yo !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Prepared to report...

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ah good old homeopathy...
That most mainstream of all silliness.

Just wave your hand over some tap water whilst praising Gaia and you'll get the same effect.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I'm Cured!!!
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Gah
So true. There's probably more Hitler in that homeopathic crap than the "active ingredient".
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hurrah for the truth!
Down with sugar pills as medicine! Go back to the 18th century you scientifically illiterate, logic impaired idiots! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# The best bit is, the NHS is actually spending money on this rubbish.
Just because some people don't seem to trust medical advice unless it's at least a few hundred years old
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# This makes me furious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I'm a Scientist working in the NHS.
Obviously as a Scientist it's an insult, and to make it worse they're wasting money they could spend on increasing my salary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Maybe the lack of a clear clinical mechanism is an insult to a scientist
but if you happen to be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who feel they've been helped by Homeopathy, don't you think it's kind of insulting to say, you're all fucking idiots who are imagining it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# As I've said down there, I think the treatment has helped them.
But not because homeopathy has any effect.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Hmmmm
the scientifically uncomfortable fact is; Homeopathy actually works for some people. There have been scores of rigorous scientific studies, many of them undertaken by major pharmaceutical companies, which have proven that fact beyond doubt.
The really troublesome thing for conventional medical theory and practice is that there is no observable mechanism by which Homeopathy works. All logic says it shouldn't work, and yet it demonstrable does in some cases.
Exactly the same is true of placebos. Again, the uncomfortable, scientifically proven fact, is that some people are cured of medically diagnosed ailments when taking sugar pills. Science sees no clear physical, chemical mechanism for this effect which can be isolated, therefore it regards it as useless. Clearly though, in both the case of the placebo and in the case of Homeopathy, something is happening which can cure or alleviate sometimes serious medical ailments.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This is a case of 'mind over matter' in some way.
It seems that patients are cured faster if they think someone is taking an interest in them.
Homeopathic doctors spend much longer with their patients than normal doctors, so the patients feel better and heal faster.
Psychology has a big effect on how fast you'll heal.
In my opinion, the money would be better spent on allowing normal doctors to spend more time with all their patients.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# placebos also work.
Not proof that sugar is medicine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# But that's entirely my point.
Sugar pills work, therefore there is clearly some other effective mechanism at work, other than purely chemical mechanisms.
Far from eliciting ridicule, this should be a field of urgent investigation.
There's no patent in it though, is there... therefore no possibility of hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Yes, I think it's accepted that psychology has an effect on heal rate.
That doesn't excuse spending millions on pounds on homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# On that point, we differ.
I think it does excuse it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# As far as I can see, if the same effect is created by cheaply and easily produced things like sugar pills,
there is no need to go down the route of homeopathy.
An interesting study would be to replace the prescriptions of a homeopathic department with pure water for a while,
and see if this has any effect on the patients.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8039261
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I could be wrong...
... but this probably isn't the right forum...

/hummus/
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Nah
there's nothing wrong with this discussion. It's good-natured and it's among people who often post images on this forum.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Gullible
The problem I have with this area is the quackery. I worked with a woman who had severe medical & mental problems who was fleeced thousands by 'alternative' practitioners. Every week she would tell us the latest theory of her illness and how her 'doctor' was treating her.

It was madness and expensive madness at that.

No denying the placebo/psy effects. Just not keen on the snake-oil sellers.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# True, but
we wouldn't have to maintain this weird illusion that dilution and shaking a substance is the cause of the medicine's effect.

If placebos are so effective, just pretend sugar pills are strong drugs, and we don't need homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I hear you
but the scientifically proven fact remains, sometimes Homeopathy works for some people, so why not use it.
I simply can't see a reason for not using something that works. Particularly since it's something which is incapable of inducing side-effects.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# But if homeopathy were true,
a tiny dangerous impurity present in the water at the start of the dilution process would become stronger throughout the process.
One of my problems with homeopathy is they seem to think only the desired chemical's effect is amplified, not those of any impurities.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# That's a good point
but only in terms of addressing the theory that Homeopathy itself puts forward. Personally though I see no reason to address, or engage with, that theory in a scientific way. My stance here is entirely empirical and practical, and can be summed up as:
Given that Homeopathic medicine demonstrably works for some people, why not use it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Because it's more expensive than treating people with sugar pills or some other placebo,
and may divert money away from more effective treatments.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Again, I hear you
but the fact remains that sometimes Homeopathy works for people when other methods, placebo included, fail.
I don't have the figures, but I am willing to bet that the amount of money spent by the NHS on Homeopathy is tiny when compared to the amount of money spent on 'conventional' drugs and treatments.
Despite everything that's been said here, I still don't see a single reason to withhold a potentially helpful treatment from people, particularly one that's so clinically risk-free.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# In a perfect world, the NHS would offer every potentially beneficial drug available.
But there always has to be a cost-benefit assessment.
I'd be happy for there to be more research done into homeopathy and for it to be compared to other treatments, Science should work by looking at any possible explanation without prejudice.
Normally, treatments aren't offered to patients until this kind of assessment has been done, and it should be the same for homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Because treating a potentially fatal illness with a nonsense potion
may well delay proper medical attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Come on now.
Homeopathy is never used as a first recourse in the case of a serious illness, at least not by the NHS. There are plenty of reasons to question the use of Homeopathy, but with all due respect, this is not one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# No, you "come on"
I did not suggest that the NHS did. Patients consult homeopaths and may do so as a first resort. I am personally aware of people who have been given very hazardous advice by homeopathic practitioners that could have had serious consequences.

Do you honestly give any credence to the homeopathic concept of dilution leaving a memory of the treatment in the diluent?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Well, I don't - I think it IS quackery.
But it has relieved the pains of my best friend who suffers from arthritis, has acute danger of constant thombosis, and is in pain due to her immune system attacking itself.

So if it can do that for whatever reason it may be, homeopathy is good enough to stick around.

And no, it wasn't as a first resort. That avenue almost killed her (antibiotics).
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# No. It's not a reason to stick with homeopathy.
It's a reason to examine how and why she is being helped. It certainly is not through the "science" of homeopathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I'm presuming it's rheumatoid arthritis,
which characteristically has periods where it's very serious, followed by periods of apparent remission.
This makes it difficult sometimes to know whether the treatment has affected it, or if it's a natural cycle.
I'm not trying to insult her intelligence here, I'm just saying it's an another possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# No, I give no credence to it whatever.
But the uncomfortable, unavoidable, clinically proven fact remains, Homeopathic remedies have been shown to cure or alleviate diagnosed medical conditions in some people.
My position is, don't get blind-sided by the dogma and dodgy theories and explanations. Sometimes Homeopathic remedies work. So why not use them?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# No, Don't give credence to nonsense.
www.b3ta.com/board/8039260
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8039312

aaaaand the circle is complete.

Hometime!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Ha, ha
Fun though!
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Oh we're not denying the placebo effect
It's in fact immensely difficult to create a drug that works BETTER than the placebo effect.

But the placebo effect is useless for treating many illnesses.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# No you are wrong
Homeopathy does not work at all. The beneficial effect some people may experience after visiting a homeopath may be due to a number of things but not to the homeopathic nostrum they have been given. There is not one properly run double blinded, randomised controlled trial that shows any beneficial effect of homeopathic medicine.

Edit: Having read the stuff that's appeared while I was writing. The placebo effect is well known in mainstream medicine and is sometimes employed. There is a lot of interest in the field of psychoneuropharmacy which is fascinating and I'm not suggesting any of this is nonsense. Homeopathy is nonsense however and deserves to be mocked.

The entire "science" of homeopathy is quackary and nothing else. What is more it is potentially dangerous rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# You missed out "..."
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I think
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Well done.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *tries it*
I can walk! And see!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# But can you play the piano?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *tries*
I'm playing all the right notes.

Just not necessarily in the right order.

*apologises to estate of Eric Morecambe*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Hmm, partial cure
OK, you're going to have to drink your own urine. That should set everything to "tickety boo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# always wondered
how does this gayness fit in with evolution?
shirely they should be extinct
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Only if gayness was a genetic trait.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# so its life choice then
ok
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# i thought it was genetic
whoa i just realised we're talking about homosexuality like it was a disease. that's not how i meant that to sound...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# mmm me too
but then there is the gene skip theory thang
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I've never believed that behaviours could be attributed to genes.
Only tendencies. And you could have a positive selection pressure for tendencies as they would come in handy for other reasons.

So, yes, there could be a range of gay alleles (not exactly genes) that are preserved in a population despite the obvious problem of passing on a tendency not to breed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Is downs syndrome a life choice?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# eh?
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Surely they should be extinct if it isn't
there aren't a huge number of kids with downs parents.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Down's syndrome isn't passed on genetically, as far as I understand.
It's a genetic mutation, where the parents possibly normal genes aren't passed on properly.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# They reckon it is.
It just needs "activating" if you've got it.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# rectally activating it?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I shouldn't have laughed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I don't understand your logic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Apparently having some non-heterosexual males
In a gender imbalanced tribe is good for the whole of the tribe. Less fighting over scarce wimmins, more focus on the tribe.

China, take heed.

Besides, even homosexuals can have children. Albeit not with their preferred partner.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# My Geography teacher always used to thank homosexuals for helping to keep the world's population down.
He was a bit strange.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# SEXY focus :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# In your profile photo you look like Robson Green
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# is that good or bad?
Or neutral?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Well depends who you ask
It's very good in my humble opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Am it anti-Valentine's Day ples?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# you're a week early
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Needs more anthrax
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Roses are red
And so is my knob
Cos last night I raped you
But you're on the blob
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Awww...
I went out with a girl who sent me "Rape me" by Nirvana once - like - as a special effort.

That freaked me out a little - especially considering I'd buried her under the patio only a few weeks before.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# whilst this is funny
i was very freaked out this morning due to a similar experience
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hallmark
Are losing their monopoly of the market
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I'm waiting for St. Skeletor's Day
That's when us bitter husks of men really shine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm not good at poetry
but i have a massive fucking cock
(Dean, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Roses are red
Give us a blowy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# aah
so you're my valentine from last year
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# The eyes....
the eyes....

* Why do they make me laugh like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well, that is out of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Do we have to be in a constant
state of preparedness to report it? As if it could happen in our vicinities at any given moment?

QUICK! Homophobia! To the Batcave!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Homophobia is most usually the sign of being a cunt.
*stabs the phobes with batknives*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# and being insecure about your own views and ideas
or not getting any.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# All bad things.
If you're a homophobe, you're everything else that's bad as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# like Hitler and spiky firepits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# and parsnips
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# noooooooooo
-10
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Parsnips are lovely if done right.
edit: I'm going home, only the best ones of you are all gay, big big love n'night xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# true
but you wouldn't want some poof to try and stuff one up your arse.

they do that, it said so in zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Parsnips are like carrots gone wrong. Just eat carrots, you fools!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Tom O'Bedlam's present to homophobes/racists/fundies/4chan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# It's too late for homophobia to do anything in the Batcave
Bruce Wayne and his Ward have gone too far.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hmm.
There's a 'sliding down his pole' gag there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# ...
See here
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# No,
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# No.
Your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# 404 lol
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Try this
Your All Gay
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No way...

* PS. This is what you are looking for yourallgay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Wadayamean 404?
*slow ninjas*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:12, archived)
# is that little fucking kev?
with his day-saver?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Devvo.
Ya fuckin' scrat end.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Devvo innit
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# that guy on the right
is just advertising his packaging company

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I don't geddit
edit: the poster I mean - not the homophobia. That I have plenty ta ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Those posters are wierd..
"We're ready to report on our friends, family and neighbours" :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# "homophobia"
implies a fear of homosexuality. This is ridiculous as homosexuality is a genetic thing. There's nothing outwardly visible about homosexuality unless the homosexual in question chooses to behave like a mincing little girl, which has nothing to do with their sexual inclination. It's just a very very shallow badge worn by those who have nothing else about themselves, and choose to act like a complete knob to gain attention. These people are just plain annoying to some in the same way that overt machismo is plain annoying to others. It should be 'minceraphobia' if anything, but that still doesn't mean people who are bored with it are afraid in any way. Just....bored!

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:13, archived)
# angry fish
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Fantastic!

Though my pedant sense is crying out for a comma in the puffer fish's dialogue.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# All of the above.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That's a LOT of the above
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ^this
^that
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# heheheheh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# hehe
I found those images whilst trying to think up an instrument including puffer fish..

I gave up ;-) ...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)

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