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# sporepaper

just finished making this one, cliki for 1920x1200 (351kb jpg) :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# YAY SPORES!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Major Threadjack:
Anyone got a Canon G7?

I have some video footage I can watch, but nothing I use can convert it or edit it and youtube is ignoring it.

I can find a lot of examples of others having similar problems, but I cannot find an answer - anyone successfully converted it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# not sure if I can help...
but what format is the video file in? AVI or Motion JPEG oh and how long is the footage?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I do not know - it is just an AVI
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I use YASA video convertor
the trial version converts 5min max to pretty much any format
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Cheers
b3ta.com/board/8097254

Also, am I the only person who cannot connect to youtube?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:00, archived)
# No, you're not.
It's borked at the mo.
(It has been blocked in Pakistan, but I didn't think we'd gone that far yet.)

edit : typical, it's just reappeared!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# been working for me all weekend
but none of the martin taylor/eduardo vids have stayed up for more than 30 minutes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Not back for me yet ;(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# No idea about this particular one
but I use a program called Super (it's the top google result) for video conversions, you might try that.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Cheers, I will try.
I use MPEG_Streamclip (which is 5squared's software) but it csannot handle these.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Yay!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# fwip on!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# *does*
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *loves*
The colors are aces!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I like the watermelon best
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I like the pink floaty guy
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# The green guy is the best, but because he HAS the watermelon.
But I'd choose him anyway becase it's my favourite colour :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# colour blindness is my ally!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# You're colourblind?
That's pretty impressive!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hehe not really
I can see them all fine I just dont know what half of them are, I go by light, dark and tones mostly.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Oh
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# You're colorblind?
So, like, you just randomly choose? Awesome!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# +u
:)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Shhh
I'm American. I got in trouble for spelling color and favorite and stuff with the extra u at school. I had to stop. :[
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hahah really?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Yeah.
xp
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Speaking of spelling and stuff:
(19:29)ÇlSøµl. Is this the spirit of the age?:
"LYK" is not a word
(19:29) if i had known ud nva kissed a gurl b4 i wld have made sure you wanted to do it first, i love u joe! WIBBLE!!!:
fine LKIE
LIKE
(19:29)ÇlSøµl. Is this the spirit of the age?:
FIAL
(19:29) if i had known ud nva kissed a gurl b4 i wld have made sure you wanted to do it first, i love u joe! WIBBLE!!!:
??
(19:30)ÇlSøµl. Is this the spirit of the age?:
Like "FAIL" but spelled wrong
(19:30) if i had known ud nva kissed a gurl b4 i wld have made sure you wanted to do it first, i love u joe! WIBBLE!!!:
kk
i cnt spell 2day
(19:31)ÇlSøµl. Is this the spirit of the age?:
That's because it doesn't have a "2" in it
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I was having trouble reading that, at first, cos the usernames. The one person's is long, and so I thought they were saying to you something about how you'd never kissed a girl.
Then I got it, and LOL IRL.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# She then said "na its quik"
And I said:
"No, it's shit. And I got an A* in an english coursework explaining why."
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Oh god.
Way to go, failchild!

You wrote a coursework on that?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Among other things.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahah
I just sat and read the whole thing.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I was hoping you would.
My favourite bit is about Satan Claws.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I like your waiting rooms rant.
I hate waiting rooms. Also, the comic sans rant. :D

So is a coursework, like, you can just write about whatever you want?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:51, archived)
# We have a set task.
Or different questions we have to answer. It's basically an essay.
Except I just ranted and channeled it int oa structured rage at things.
The coursework in this case was to write about five things we'd put into room 101.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# What
is room 101?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:53, archived)
# It's from George Orwell's 1984.
It's a room where your worst nightmare is.
They find out what it is by monitoring you, and they torture you and "re-educate you" into being a complete drone following the political party.
You have to read it, really.
It was also a television programme where people chose things they hate and tried to persuade the host to put them into room 101, which is more of what the coursework was about. We'd just studied 1984, you see.

Edit: You would also understand "Talk Shows on Mute" if you read 1984, seeing as that's what inspired the song ;)
Hence the line "Come one, come all into 1984" and one of the reasons why I love the song so much.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Ahh
I remember 1984! Not too well, though.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Animal Farm is better,
I take it you've read it?
Read it again.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Animal Farm or 1984?
I never read Animal Farm.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Nineteen Eighty-Four
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Oh okay.
I think I read it in, like, 5th grade? Fuck! That's aages ago. I will reread it, then.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:08, archived)
# OMG GUESS WHAT!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# OMG WHAT?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:11, archived)
# YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# AH!
BITCH!!

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I'm not mean :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# No
'Course not.

I hafta go now. Stupid godlovers. *hugs* See you later, dear.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Aww ok :(
How long will you be?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Prolly only a couple hours.
i hope.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:26, archived)
# bullshit
Nineteen Eighty-Four (the title is not numeric, and considering you've been having a go at people for being lazy with their english you should know better) is far superior. animal farm is a great book, and an incredibly intelligent analogy, but not as good as eighty-four

down and out is a difficult read, but well worth the effort
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I did know it was not numeric, but I forgot :P
I like Animal Farm because of the fact that I'm a history student. I study it anyway.
Nineteen Enighty-Four is entirely fictitious, despite its similarities with the world today, and I don't like it as much.
Maybe YOU like it more, but I don't.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:05, archived)
# psst
Animal farm is also completely fictitious, it is just based around events in Russia and the USSR in the 20th century.

eighty-four is also more inventive and more structured.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Animal Farm is the story of the Russian Revolution
just substituting the characters and settings.

I agree 1984 (oh shut up) is more inventive, and I repsect the fact that you like it more, but I don't.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)
# it's not just the revolution
it's a good 50 years starting with marx's original theories and ending with the start of the downfall of the USSR.

but it's still fictional. as i said up there ^^^^ somewhere, it's a fantastic political analogy, but it is (deliberately) far from the facts.
if it wasn't it wouldn't have stood the test of time. I first read it when i was about 8, and obviously didn't get any of the political references. also, if it was the full story of the revolution it'd be dull. as apart from the major events (which are all referenced) it was (as most revs are) quite dull
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Life Inside a Vacuum Cleaner
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hehe
there's a weekly compo title there ::D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Ive been waiting for this wallpaper for 8 years now
/will wright
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# This is far to sinister to wallpaper
happy green guy looks like he's about to reach out of the monitor and hug you lovingly to death :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Frondulon loves you all!
Bees are the answer when he gets frisky - yesterdays pic;
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha
*waves back*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# yay

wallpapers
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# really wonderful stuff mate.
I'm fast becoming a fan of your work.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Meanwhile on the Serengeti in Tanzania..

I tried to replicate that 'shimmer' as they decloak, I don't think it quite worked
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Ooooh
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# hmm
*stops trusting the cap'n*

'ningles missy, you eaten yet?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Nope
I just can't get the hungry up. I'm still full from the apple I had at half eleven.

Yes I know, I may book a doctors appointment tomorrow, we will see.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hmmmm, need something to make you feel peckish eh
if only there were some kind of magical herb that induced snacking
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Oregano's great, isn't it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I've been smoking it ALL DAY in the hopes.
I'm starting to feel it now, but I'm still not hungry.


This COULd just be my body saying 'fat bitch, fat bitch can't do diets, fat bitch always wants chocolate, well now fat bitch doesn't want chocolate AHAHAHAHAHA'.

See I AM stoned, it's just the hungry thing.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# it has the opposite effect for me
no idea why
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Usually does me too.
Ah, it's most likely nothing.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Make that appointment with some urgency missy
you not having an appetite this long is simply not normal, unless you are constantly on certain drugs, which I hope you are not :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I smoke weed
But it's never affected my appetite.

Edit: this has happened before, I should point out- usually I just don't eat anything for a few days and then I'm STARVING, the only reason I'm in any way worried is because usually I can cure that with a bit of cannabis abuse.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I seem to remember getting the 'munchies' whenever I smoked the stuff as a teen
and making midnight trips to petrol station shops, or ordering pizzas at ungodly hours, so perhaps a remedy is to fill a hearty bong and smoke out your living room
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I've been smoking, it's not helping.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I wouldn't be that worried.
Alot of people don't do the 3 meals a day lark.
I can go for a couple of days without eating and not realise. And on the days I do eat it's only one meal.

I do drink an awful lot of water though.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I'm not as worried as my best mate is.
Who called me about an hour ago to check what I'd eaten today. And then told me off.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I eat one meal a day around
dinner time. I may have a sandwich come lunch but never before 12. I do snack but not too much and never crap ( but I am a sucker for paté on salted crackers ).
I do not eat at all 1 day a week. This is the day I take no alcohol and just drink fruit juices.
Calorific control is now scientifically proven to help you live longer and fitter.

You however have a little problem. I think it is no more than a loss of appetite. However the stress that can be caused from this can make it worse. Make that appointment but until then try and get something simple inside you ( no, not me ) cup-a-soup or the like.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Scientifically proven?
The last I heard was that there were a few long lived communities that practised it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Like
Japan you mean? It's common knowledge amongst nutritionists now and there are hundreds of studies, but my Lancet subscription is not up to date.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4875614.stm
www.usatoday.com/news/health/2005-10-23-bare-minimum-diet_x.htm
www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/11/07/calories.aging/index.html

Our ancestors were hunter gatherers much the same as many plains mammals now ( not that I suggest we have the same natural life span ) and I think it is well known that eating less and often is best for health.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# While I can't take any of those links as anything like scientific proof,
I also can't be bothered to run a journal search.
Besides, I enjoy my food far too much to be willing to make that kind of sacrifice for some potential future benefits.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Here
www.bestsyndication.com/?q=102507_longevity_nutrition_reduced_calorie_intake_anti_aging_diet_maintained_lean_muscle_mass_in_old_age.htm

"The researchers say that is would be extremely difficult to restrict human diets to this level. They estimate that average women would typically eat 2,000 calories a day would need to eat 1,200 calories and an average man would regularly eat 2,500 calories a day would need to eat 1,500 calories. This would be the equivalent of a 40 percent reduction in calories."

Screw that for a game of imperial stormtroopers

Edit: Some stuff on Wikipedia too en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie_restriction
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I apologise if I gave
the impression that I was offering the links as proof ( saying I could not offer lancet publications I had thought I'd qualified it )
I was just showing that it is not pie in the sky. And trust me, I never starve, I eat what I want, I just remember to not gorge and not every day.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I'm perfectly willing to accept it might help you in some ways.
On the other hand, it'll be more difficult with a reduced diet to get enough of all the nutrients you need.
I expect it's possible if you're careful.
Also, I know it's difficult to get access to scientific papers without being a part of it, I'd struggle without my university access.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Actually I apologise again.
I'm not actually espousing this as a way of life for anyone. Just that It's something I took up ( being on operations in my 20's meant that calorific intake was sporadic anyway ) kind of by accident. I learned of the health benefits later in life and just continued with it. I'm not religious about it, I just ensure I won't get fat on over indulgence of food. I drink far too much beer and wine to be considered a normal case study. I'm told I look well for my age. What age I reach I am not willing to make a wager on.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:12, archived)
# There was a study
Reduced calorie intake in rats (or maybe mice) increased their lifespan. I don't think it's been conclusively proven and definitely not for humans.

The reduction was quite severe too. It wasn't just "eat sensibly two times a day" but more "You'll always be fucking hungry"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Fair enough.
I'm going to remain sceptical. And decide what to eat myself.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Osaka
and btw, I have been doing this since I was 21, I'm 42 now, 5'9" and 13 stone.
It has most definitely been proven with the osaka / Hawaii ( using ex pat 2nd and 3rd generation Osakans ) studies showing the difference in aging patterns and mortality rates. Plus it works for me. Not a soul I meet believes I am more than 10 years less than my actual age unless I'm just climbing off their couch after a weekender.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:48, archived)
# If there's only one or two communities studied, it's very difficult to disentangle diet from social and cultural factors.
Personally, I eat plenty of food but it's mostly healthy, most of my meals tend to be about 50% vegetables.
I'm only 21 so it's hard to compare, but I'm about 6 foot and 11 stone.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I wish I could.
My body doesn't even want the other half of my cuppa. It's being generally DO NOT WANT about everything today.


*forces*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# or yogurt
easiest of the things to force down
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I don't have any.
I have salad and chicken and tomatoes.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:37, archived)
# fucking hell.
fry them up with some soy and butter. I'll come round and eat the food. You can eat me if you like but I don't promise more than a spoonful of protein.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That can't be healthy.
My stomach complains if it doesn't get regular deliveries.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# It's a carry over from my commuting days.
3 hours to get to work in the morning meant I missed breakfast. 3 hours coming home meant I missed tea.

After a year of doing that you can pretty much ignore what your stomach is bitching about.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:29, archived)
# hmm
i should probably start worrying about my lack of apettite, but it's been going on for years. damn uni

still can't trust your butt and smile anymore
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# It's a Bel Biv Devoe line.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# *shits self*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# *selfs shit*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *sits on shelf*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *shits on self*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *shits selfishly*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *sits shellfishly*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *shelfs shittily*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# it worked splendidly!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha
What a clever frog
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# best
clone tooling evar
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:40, archived)
# That's wonderful :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# They go together like blacks and cracks.
Dont worry Im being ironic.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He didn't go anywhere special

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:03, archived)
#

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Some people grow facial hair on holidays
or something to that effect
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Ah.
OK.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# *strokes bristly face and prepares for inbox hell*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# i think people in offices
grow facial hair whilst absent
if i worked in an office i'd just keep mine (damn hospitals)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# There is nothing quite like wading through emails at work after a long break
most of which were about something to do with tomorrow
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# heh
took me a while to see what you were blethering about, but woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# A wallpaper I did aeons ago, which has been adorning my desktop for ages
Special points go to whoever works out what it is from.


1280x960 - should stretch to any 4:3 display with no problem
Click for BIG!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# That reminds me of a bit from Max Payne.
Very woo indeed
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
#
shutup!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I have 1280 x 800
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I have 1280x1024
shortarse ;) ( I have 1600X1200 on monitors 1 and 3 but there is no joke in that )
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# 1920x1200
:D

it's a bitch to get decent wallpaper though :(

EDIT: IF ANYONE WANTS TO MAKE ME SOME WALLPAPER THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Shit.
I'm feeling worse now.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# don't feel bad
i have a 10.4" laptop screen running 1024x768, and i see no need to change. especially now i have compiz running the desktop
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Oh piffle, just make it yourself.
(I have much bigger on monitor 4 [32" LCD] but to mention that would be bragging ) I do love Crossfire. 2 CRT 21" monitors 32" LCD and 32" TV all from one PC. Quite gives me the horn.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I'll make YOUR MUM myself.
*is proud*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I seem to be falling asleep
tara for now, /board! I will return in an hour or so.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# are you a fucking idiot?
or a child. Or both?
You'll love this then.



Click for bigger (298KB)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I tried to pop a moustache on her, but I failed.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# What a strange euphemism.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I think the term you are more used to
is 'dirty sanchez'.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Thankfully I have relatively little experience with them.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I have a wallpaper... for your wall.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hey look!
on /board, I can talk to you, and you don't have to spoil your clean slate! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# MMMMMMMM BOARD.
I am currently replying to you. My stats are fine. I am replying on /board.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I think i've got a photo of my feet standing
on grass at that resolution, but that's about it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Nah, 'tis easy :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# *huffs*
I want to have the biggest screen.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
loveyou:)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I love me too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I move my head closer to the screen when I want things to look bigger
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# My display is formed from the tower block opposite my window.
I've hacked into their power grid, and I switch the lights of flats on and off to get pixel changes.

It's black and white, but the high-resolution makes up for it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You live opposite a tower block with over a thousand floors, and over a thousand rooms on each floor?
WOW!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# 1280 multiplied by 1240
= lots
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# That means he's annoying the hell out of about 1 million people.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# I like to close the blinds and shine a really bright red light out the window sometimes.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Is that to attract punters to your booth?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I'M A DEAD PIXEL LOL.
UR RONG
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I have 1280x1024.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# 320 x 240
I RULE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hahah!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I wish that were true :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# oh do behave.
my phone is working at 640x480
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Smart
Like the shadow.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Sound of music
(director's cut)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i'd like to say sin city
but i'm almost sure its not
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Grease 2
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Brazil.
*goes away again*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Congratulations
You win a special point.

*may include lewd innuendo*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Woot!
I tried to think up more innuendo involving the word 'buzzer'. I failed.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I own this film
I have watched it many times, and I still dont understand.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# oooh
not seen that for ages
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# reminds me of monkey dust
the thing with the rabbit.... can't find link... it;s sunday...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:01, archived)
# wooo!
this is fab :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Spacefish.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# that is terrifying and great
the lips! the beard!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hahah
I spent a very long time erasing and redrawing the beard. There is a chance he is wearing lipstick.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I think you need to work on your lippage anyway
but even so, that's some mighty good clothesfoldsshading.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I do need to work on lippage.
They look better on my sketches, but that's because cartoons don't have much lips. hahah.

Also, thank you, lovey.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# if you try doing less outline but just as much shading
that can work a lot of the time.

Vectors require poetic license: In yours, I had to make your face thinner and adjust the eyes slightly so it resembled you, because beforehand, your line drawing looked a bit a chubby 21 year old boy.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# nothing personal, of course, you're lovely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Hmm
alright. I will definitly try that.

I look like a boy anyway, so pssh. But I have done that before, changing linearts and stuff. :]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# that's probably why I find you attractive
worryingly.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Hahahah
^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# *considers deleting this post due to creepy*
...nah!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# That's never stopped any other b3tan.
You should be ok.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I talk to ClanSoul
noting's creepy anymore. ;D




luff you really
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# *cries*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# *licks your thighs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# *huggles*
I luff you really.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Of course you do.
*humph*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You are fantastic.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Aww
thank you!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# *hugs*
Owww. owowowow.
*tries again* Owwch.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# heh!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Mona Lisa FTW!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
Mona Lisa II: This time, it's MySpace angles.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# This is ace :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# *waves*
Hi again.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Hello :)
Are you not going out?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I got the time wrong.
Don't have to leave for another 2 hours. ^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hahah!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# BE QUIET CLANSOUL
DON'T LAUGH AT MY STUPIDITY.



Also, i'm not allowed to play the sick card. :[
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Earlier, at the racetrack, there was a midget behind my sister,
and I know how she loves them, so I made eye gestures to tell her to look behind her, but she turned back around and says "What?"
Mum said "Sam! Don't be so mean!"
And my sister turns around again, whips back to face me and says "OH! I was looking at the wrong level!"

Mum and I were in hysterics.

I think you had to be there.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahahahah



Wait...she loves midgets?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:31, archived)
# She thinks they're funny
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Ahhh...
that's a bit mean...? I think...? I laugh at people all the time though...

But I dunno. Cos last time I thought, I said dolphins were slimy. xp
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hahah! You did!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I still think they look slimy!
But I don't wanna talk about that anymore. Because they're not. According to SmartypantsSoul.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ^^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
B3TANS! GOING OUT!
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hahahah!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# LOL I KNOW RITE!!



I have to go out to a dinner thing with my mum's stupid friends. *cries*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# your MUM's friends?
Why do YOU have to go?

Life is confusing.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Because
I can not go somewhere else. I have no modes of transportation. Also I don't have the right to make my own decisions or something. I'd rather stay here.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# my parents stopped making me do things when I turned seventeen, pretty much.
it was a whole new freedom to be lazy.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Lucky.
That's a whole 2 years for me though. And mum will still probably force me to dine with her godloving weirdo friends.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:39, archived)
# no way are you fifteen!
also: godloving? ew. I have a casual respect for the dude. That is all.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I am too :P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# you're not allowed to be this witty this young!
What? WHAT?

anyway, me go nap now for me am unwells. :(

bye ClanSoul, bye Killerkitti!

*hugs and kisses*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Awright.
Feel better!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Aww I hope you're better soon :)
Goodbye unwell person!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I am.
:]

Also, yeah. Like...make you pray and stuff. And only really talk about religion. I may bring up satanism and devil worshipping for a laugh.
"I just have to say a prayer before I eat. O Satan in hell, my lord and ruler, bless my food WITH EVIL before I eat. Amen"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Make it subtle.
Cough every time they say the word "God".
Use the word "horn" a few times.
Compliment them on their knives, and ask them about things they might disagree with.
That kind of thing.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# "so, gay people."
AARGH TOM GO TO SLEEP FFS STOP YOUR CRAZY B3TA ADDICTION
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Hahah
You needs your rest to get better!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:51, archived)
# It has this effect on me too.
It's worse when Kk is around, too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Hey!
S'not my fault. xp
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# It is, you always give me something to reply to!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I'm sorrry.
*shuffles feet* *looks at floor*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# How many times do I need to tell you to not be sorry!?
:)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Obviously once more.
;D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Don't be sorry!!
^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *big grin*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# *glee face*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Squee! :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Aw
^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahah
But I must ask:
Why would I compliment them on their knives? x]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Y'know, sacrificial blades? That kind of thing?
"Ooh those are lovely sharp knives you have there. I love sharp things.."
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ahahahah
I am going to do that.
"I bet that one could cut through bone real lovely and quick. Mind if take a look at it?"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Yes! :D
My Gran had a knife she called the devil knife because it was so sharp :P
In fact, tell them
"My friend's Gran had a really sharp knife called the 'Devil knife'. I loved using that knife. She's dead now, though..."
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahahah
I'm going to!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Good :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# This just in:
We also have to stop at my aunt's house. I will kill myself with their kitchen knives.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:16, archived)
# If you kill yourself,
I will kill you.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# But if I kill myself
aren't I already dead?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:23, archived)
# That's not the point.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Oh...
then I'm missing the point. xp
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:25, archived)
# will you all pleeeeeeeeeeease
STOP TALKING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
ITS ANNOYING AND ITS MAKING YOU SMELL OF ONIONS!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Seeing as most religious types in America think atheism is satanism and murderous anyway
that's unlikely to catch them unawares. What you'd really need to do is wait for the question of morality to come up.
Then say: "Even ignoring the shaky ground of validility and taking the bible in its own context, morality and sins are dubious to say the least.
Given that god himself is omniscent and all knowing, past, future and present; that makes all philosophical insight to the acts of Adam and Eve redundant.
As the very act of placing the tree in the garden of Eden and informing the two of its presence, would be with the very intention of making Adam and Eve taste the fruit.
As such, god's foresight discards any morality or ethical system; as his very actions have been the cause for all sin, immorality and wrong doings."

Then take a sip of drink and ask if you can use the bathroom.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Hahahah!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Perhaps refer them to the Bill Hicks sketch about the 'prankster God'
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Alternatively you say that you keep the good book with you at all times
Then get out a pocket Oxford English Dictionary.

Oh how many times i've used that one.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# haha!
Do it. People with too much God in their lives are liable to be supremely irritating.

talk to you later ^^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:48, archived)
# My Grandma is a Johovah's Witness.
She takes any opportunity to try and convert me.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Pfffft!
It's true! We're shit!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'll have you know I've just got back from being out.
It was scary out there.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
#
what is out there?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# From my experience,
mostly slow and delayed trains.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I live in a suburban town
we don't even have trains.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# That means they can't be delayed.
Sneaky.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# No
it just means you have to be able to drive or walk long distances to get anywhere. xp
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# BIG MECHANICAL WOLVES.
They stop and go at different coloured moons and make growling noises all the time.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I don't like the sound of that
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# They are horrible :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Trap them
and take them apart, if they're mechanical.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I will stand in their range of movement and get in the way.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:43, archived)
# That works, too.
:]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# YOU WANT ME TO BE RUN OVER
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# NO I DON'T
I thought you meant you'd stand there and since they're mechanical, there would be a glitch and they wouldn't be able to move.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:56, archived)
# No, I meant to try and trap them.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Ahh.
We can just set up some sort of trap that they will trigger, and then we don't have to be in the way.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# I went outside once.
It was all right, but the resolution wasn't very good.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
# You need to upgrade your hardware.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# That's rather nice.
Good evening everybody.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# 'ning!
:]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# goo goo ga choo to you too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:33, archived)
# woo!
thank you! that's staggeringly good!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I am glad you like it!
^.^



You and your giant arm. x]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# it's amazing having seen the source before the outcome
and how much style you endow it with
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Aw
Thank you! ^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# FISSSHSHSHSHHSHSSSS
I like this. Also, he looks almost exactly like I imagined him :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# i just shaved
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
#
Alien
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Horse is a.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:40, archived)
# This is all of the aceness.
I like your style young lady.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Oh!
Thank you! ^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I forgot to shave chaps...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:18, archived)
# I can't stay
mad at you Chewy!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# chewIE
not Y

really pisses me off when people spell my name wrong
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# What the fashionable wookie will be wearing this season...
Also available with optional hidden bowcaster holster.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I can imagine him in a monocle and top hat.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# like this?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Yeah, but better.
:D:D:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# well excuse me if if i rushed it abit
in order to reply to you message
:P
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:34, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Haha, I like that :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I found this most worrying!


EDIT: Sorry I though it was obvious. It's KIT's interior. I thought the gag was obvious too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# HOW 2 INGAGE SUPR DRYVE?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Best of all drives?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# FASTIST OF AL OF TEM.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# WOWZERS.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# COMPUTER! : ENGAGE!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Daaaa dadee daaaaa DA DEE DAAAAA
DOBEE DOOBEE DOO DEEEEE DAAAAA DEEEE DIDDLE-DEE DAAAAAAAAAA
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# You really can't text-sing. Is this meant to be a Star Trek theme tune?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# MY COMPUTOR HAS AREDDY INGAGD
ITS REELY FAST ND HAS A REELLY CEWL PATURN ON IT.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# GO FSTAR STRPSS?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# NO.
IT HAS STIKUR.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:28, archived)
# KEWL.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# There are derissing clues in my link
But maybe it's a bit too subtle.

EDIT: Try looking at KIT's monitors:P

EDIT EDIT: I can't believe no one got that!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I must admit
when I saw the inside of the back to the future car I was a bit dissapointed

IMG_2884 copy
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Dur!
Coz the flux compassitor was at the back!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You should've got your money back.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# TIME CAR: REGULAR EDITION.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:24, archived)
# why?
I can assure you that beyond the Lotus Esprit sub chassis everything else was worse that Rover. Remember it was made from recycled boats in Belfast.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Is it Knight Rider?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I was hoping that was obvious:P
'ningles fella.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:26, archived)
# .
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hahahaha!
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I just found some videos of the local pub
and in one of them some of the regulars find the owner asleep on the toilet and cover him in toilet roll
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Cornwall
such a fun place to live
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:19, archived)
# One of the people involved
was the barman
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:23, archived)
# that's no surprise
but still shows how little there is to do
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:32, archived)
# OW
OW OW OW
my pun gland hurts :(

nice!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# haha woo!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# GIANT UN CONDOM PACKET
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# SECKS LAWLZ!!!!11
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# SO DERMOT, HAVE YOU READY ANY GOOD POETRY LATELY?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# AH SURE THAT I HAVE
YER MAN JAMES JOYCE IS HARD TO BEAT!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Beck?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# rofl-chops
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# woo!

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# doh!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:37, archived)
# so bored
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# IM OFF CORRIE?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I never liked it in the first place.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha thats lovely.
*munches on prawn cocktail pringles and drinks cherry coke*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I has chocolate trifle
wait a sec, prawn cocktail pringles? Is this a new thing?

'wants'
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# they're delicious.
I thought I'd be fine once I gave up smoking, but it turns out I've just replaced my addiction with crisps.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I also approve of the way you shortened 'prawn cocktail' to 'cocktail'
spoken like a true connoisseur!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:10, archived)
# wait,
did I imagine that?

AARGH
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Smoked crisps?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I've never smoked crisps
but no doubt it would be foul.

At any rate, I might be moving in with 90nz0 soon, so that'll be me back on the fags :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# The newest member of the "Craig Charles Club".
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Hey, total newbie in need of advice...


Mmmm cheesy pose :D. So I've spent a few hours playing with vectoring and this is the result. I've used Gimp and Inkscape so far. Should I remove the white border? If so what's the best way of removing it?
Color to Alpha turns the image semi-transparent and trying to select the areas I need is almost impossible.

Any tips much appreciated!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Theres a JEW outside
Poisoning the well!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# oh noes! not ANOTHER plague!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] *cough*


-edit "hahaha" to all your replies :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*clicky*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# hola senior!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# dirty sanchez?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Leave my nose along please!
/Speedy Gonzales voice
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
Aces!

...hmmm considers growing a tash
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# You'd look good with one.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Haha
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Blimey. That's very good, first off. The hair is astounding.
But yes, get rid of the white border, the easiest way to do this being to put a white background on it :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# lol, yeah i tried this
but a bold colour background really seems to lift the image
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# you filtard
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# you pilchard
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:15, archived)
# you are fail
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# is that a filter?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# ^this
It's either REALLY good, or a filter :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# looky like a filter
because of the white bits...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i'm going to assume it until proven otherwise
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# heres a brief step by step...
in gimp
1) get source image, remove background
2) increase contrast
in inkscape
3) path bitmap, vector
in gimp
4) fix imperfections in vector image with clone tool
4) cut features out of old source pic, eyes/hair/mouth etc and layered them over the vector image.
5) then traced over the hair, edited colour levels and generally touched it up by eye
6) finally worked on removal of seams :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Yeh...
That's not a vector. :p

(Well not all of it, anyway)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# you have failed
this is not a vector
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:54, archived)
# paint bucket tool, white, on the blue
but then you lose the blue background

'edit' ashally, I tried that, it leaves a blue border around the edges :s
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Looks like a young Simon Le Bon


(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# SPOOKY
I am currently listening to Duran Duran.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *sings*
"Her name is Rio and she dances like the wind!"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# It was Hungry like the Wolf
and is now Save a Prayer
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# save a prayer is PURE GENIUS


(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# One of my favouritest songs ever.
Unfortunately I was 6 at the end of the 80s so I don't remember it the first time around.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# i was drunk at the end of the 80s, listening to U2 on the radio live from Dublin welcoming in 1990
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I think I was drunk as well.
My cousins used to like to get me pissed on babycham.

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# 6 years old and drunk
that explains a lot :p
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# NOT MY FAULT.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Pomagne was my tipple
of choice between the ages of 6 and 12.
I used to enter into everything and anything at the village fétes because there were always bottles of pomagne to be won. nobody gave a thought to giving perry to minors in those days. You fucking chavs have spoiled it for the country piss head youths ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:22, archived)
# DOUBLY SPOOKY
I'm not.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# How shit for you!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# No, because I am listening to Depeche Mode, who win everthing
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I just bought a vinyl collection of their singles
for 3 quid from the local charity shop.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# cool
although it does to an extent depend what singles that covers, as some of the early ones were pish.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Right.
People are people, master and servant, it's just called a heart, see you, shake the disease, everything counts, new life, blasphemous rumours, leave in silence, get the balance right, love in itself and dreaming of me.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# ah... sorry, i misunderstood, it's Singles 81-85 yeah?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# YUP
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# cool
It's Called A Heart is total pish though, the B-side (Fly On The Windscreen) should've been the single.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Depeche Mode V Duran Duran...
...FIGHT!

(in Harry Hill voice)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I am currently listening to ROB MANUEL ^_^
I am so B3ta it hurts.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Really?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Really.
It's a song from his new project mr. pitchy that's now no longer up on the internet... he wanted me to listen to some of his musics, and it's really very good.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:59, archived)
# simon le bon was never young
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Always been sexy though.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Yeah you know it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Gordon Ramsay on a particularly good day?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Would.
He looks a bit like BT there. BT USED to be fit, but now he has LazyTown hair.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# are we talking maureen lipman
or busby?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Brian Transeau.
You WILL have heard some of his music.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# *wikis*
yup, i have at least one of his albums
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# lmao, i've never heard that one before
but I can be whoever you want me to be ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Is that all vector?
if so then it's very impressive!

Although if it is, how did the white outline get there in the first place? =/
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I must admit
I did cheat a little
www.b3ta.com/board/8096775
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:06, archived)
# he's a FILTARD!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Be honest,
is that a filter?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:53, archived)
# am I doing it right?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Cor look at the layers on that!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
I made your "Hmmm" animation into an msn icon :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# heh nice!
my msn has borked up, I thing my emails may have been haxxcored :s
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I think we've broken b3ta :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Honestly no, honestly I'm flattered that b3tans think it is!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Butch up a bit.
YOu'll never get picked at games looking like that!

EDIT:

tips
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# lol
I never was good at sports, thus I became a real-time embedded programmer.

hmm, but I am looking to get into the computer games market! If that counts?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I'm confused about how a vector
would have a white border in the first place.
Perhaps if you explain how the white border got there, I might have some suggestions.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ^this
I won't give suggestions, but I'd like to know how that outline got there.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:04, archived)
# levers and pulleys!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# smoke and mirrors
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:07, archived)
# lies and statistics.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# does this help?
www.b3ta.com/board/8096775

Tbh I couldn't find a decent tutorial on how to achieve something like this with vectoring. Google was not my friend.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Ok
then I'm guessing your problems stem way back from step one, when you removed the background.
I don't use Gimp so I'm not going to give a step-by-step, but here's a general idea of how to fix this quickly.
Turn off the background and merge all of the foreground, white outline included, onto one new layer.
Set the new layer to 'preserve transparency'.
Now use the clone tool to 'extend' the edges of the coloured area onto the white... just click right near the edge of the colour to set the sample position, then move a few pixels in and clone onto the white.
Messy, but it should basically work.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hmm sounds tedious but...
I've investigated all the other possible quick fixes and failed, so it looks like more manual grafting is necessary.

Thanks for the tip, I'll go away, take a break then get cracking with it. cheers!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Here:

I fixed this using the method above. It left it looking pretty jaggy, so I smoothed it by selecting everything except the background, masking it, gaussian blurring the mask, then playing with the levels of the mask until the jaggies smoothed out.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:35, archived)
# wow
much much much appreciated thank you!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:38, archived)
# i was just looking at the Adobe(?) website

worth a moderate lol,maybe
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# he's not as funny as he used to be, is he?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
#
as he used to be, is he? at all.
edit : fix that annoyling long post down there please
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You're wrong.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# he is another unfunny comedian
there are 100's of them on tv now, comedy is supposed to be funny
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# SkUG, this is time, time, SkUG.
Time, SkUG is a regular poster on B3ta, and has his own website at skug.co.uk.

SkUG, Time is constantly moving on. Deal.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:50, archived)
# i bloody hate time
stupid stuff
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# *hugs*
it's okay.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# heh!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# AHA.
nope.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# taaaaaake oooon me
take, on me
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# jak-a-nak-a-nory
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# lol a name thats a bit like a tv persons, but spelt differently, ZOMG!
TELL THE INTERNETS!

(Alan not Allen)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# ^
10 THIS
20 GOTO 10
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:48, archived)
# the idea of the "this" keyword appearing in bbc basic
pleases me greatly
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
# you forgot this
*gives PRINT command*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha!!
'edit' Tom Wanks
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# pffft!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:47, archived)
# perfect expressions
all round.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# onto china plates
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# and autofellates
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!


(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# best unexpected response I've seen on b3ta
ever. : D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Haha
It's an Alan Partridge quote :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# SQUEEZE THE PIE!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Just looking at this website. Sounds like the guy from Adobe!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:56, archived)
# probably better on the links board
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Remember kids, don't have nightmares.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I have nightmares of the unedited photo.
:D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *cries*
*tries to find somewhere to hide*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ^opens small refuge in Stoke Poges
Free tea served by lavender scented octagenarians
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I think that's near me.
*thinks*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# what is an
octagenarian?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# either a person who is now 80+
or an old lady with eight sides - i can't remember.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Oh.
Okay then. :]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Or a little red/blue thing from Zelda
that fires things at you!

No wait, that's an Octorok.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hahah
I really like the octoroks. is that wrong?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Not atall, I like them too!
Best Zelda enemies ever! :D

Other than Twinrova, of course.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ahh
this am true.

Also, I have feeling there's a spider under my desk. I'm trying to keep calm. I'm failing
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *puts glass over it*
*slides newspaper under it*
*throws it out the window*
*didn't realise window was closed*
*spider bounces back onto Hexy's face*
AAAHH AAAH AAAAAHHH AHH AAAAHHH
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I said that in assembaly in year 5.
Everyone stared at me.
BUT IT WAS FUCKING HUGE!
IT WAS THE SIZE OF MY HAND!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oh no! oh no!
*flails* Uhm...shit!

*puts bowl over Hexy's face* *slides paper under without giving papercuts* OPEN THE WINDOW! *tosses outside* *runs*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *runs after*
*cuddles*
i dislike spiders very very much.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *loves*
XD
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Get the hoover!
Then don't touch it for half an hour to make sure it's dead.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:41, archived)
# it dissapered!!
I'm wearing baggy pants. What if it's in my pants!?!? *freaks out*

EDIT: I have to go get dressed/straighten my hair/go to dinner/lunch with those stupid people. D: *huggles* bye bye
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# hot.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# D:
I have to go get dressed/straighten my hair/go to dinner/lunch with those stupid people. D: *huggles* bye bye
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Byeeeee!!
Have a good time :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Well
I'll try. It will be hard. I'll come back to /board as soon as we're home.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yay!
When will that beeee?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Guess what!?
I had the time wrong. Don't have to leave for another two hours. ^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:05, archived)
# but pants spiders
are the luckiest
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Dont worry, there are no poisonous spiders here in britain.
Ooooh, sorryyyyyy.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:42, archived)
# haha, no
the squeaks they make are the cutest things ever.

They're like children who have had troubled pasts, it takes a lot for them to trust you, but when they do, they're lovely.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:38, archived)
# ^this
^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# i used to think it meant "egg-laying"
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# *holds*
*comforts*

it's okay, it's okay.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# *tries to stop crying*
Is it going to attack me?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Not if you have iron filings and salt.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# you're safe now, that's all that matters
*hugs your head*

I am having more fun here than I normally do on /talk... I feel so dirty :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# GO BACK TO /TALK/ YOU CROSS POSTING WHORE
love you really
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I get to talk to lovelies like killerkitti here
and YOU, SLIGHTLY MORE THAN USUAL!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I like that you are here.
:]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I like you
:0
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *huggleattack*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# :]
feel am

sorry.

EDIT: does anyone want some trifle stuff that my mum made? *offers* it's custard and strawberries and cayke
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Oh that's just not cricket.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:34, archived)
# cricket?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# CRICKITT
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:37, archived)
# is that
like the game (oh fuck. sorry clansoul), or some slang i don't know?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# BITCH
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:44, archived)
# bit of both
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Mwuahahaha!
Puts on dog collar, absolves sins, takes off dog collar, goes skinn-dipping in filthy shopped photo goodness.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# HIDE UNDER THIS STREAM OF "WATER"

CFB


Sorry.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# CLANSOUL
WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?





;]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I DO NOT
BUT THE TAP DOES. OH YES.
IT POSTED ITSELF.
ETHEREAL YOU SEE.

*shakes*
Woaaahhh! I feel like I was posessed for a minute there :S
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:30, archived)
# EXORCISM TIME!
*flails*





/caewan
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Stream of water will burn your neck.
You will not like it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# HAHAHAURRRR
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# HAURHAURRRR
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:33, archived)
# The water main?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:39, archived)
# it's bearable if you focus on the pretty lady on "her" arm.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I love that!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:40, archived)
# at least it's fat bob's own hair and not some comedy stuck on wig :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:31, archived)
# No reason

except that once I'd thought of it, the idea wouldn't go away.
Let's hope that's the end of it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:17, archived)
# RACIST
Look at him. In his white (coincidence? I THINK NOT) overalls. Bastard.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# and that dog?
I think I know what Blunt's trying to say.

This picture has 'I killed Maddie' all over it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# CALL THE COPS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# i dreamt i killed you last night
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# ...what?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# bad night
i also dreamt i was raped

it's because my manfriend wanted to try out the other side of the bed, so my sleep got disturbed
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# were you raped by me as well?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# nope
Eamonn Holmes - that guy from GMTV

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eamonn_Holmes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Holy shit.
This gets better and better!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# and there were kiddies in a corridor
with beards

I was telling them to stay away from Eamonn
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:27, archived)
# you are like Penny Smith on acid.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:29, archived)
# is that
a euphemism?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:24, archived)
# haha
nope :)

i always sleep on the left, but not last night
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:25, archived)
# How sweet.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# The yellow bags
are full of dead Maddies
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# with his
WHITE dog
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:20, archived)
# He has just finished burying the Thompson twins
and is now trampling foot and mouth over the land.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:21, archived)
# duh
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# UGH
that's terrible.

*click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Pfft.
I think it's time he stopped ticking him off.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *hands on face*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it was a pun, see... hands? face?
*gets coat*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Sorry - i was away making some tea :)
I have just done a groan in my mind-box.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Here come the puns, like clockwork.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ghost watches!
'bye for now guys, my bro wants his laptop back :(
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:09, archived)
# pfft
tell him to buy you one then so he doesn't have to worry
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# See you love!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *waves enthusiastially*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# FFS!
OMG I DONT LIKE THIS OK EVERYONE LISTEN TO MY OPINION OK THIS BREAKS A RULE I HAVE IN MY HEAD FOR THIS MESSAGE BOARD FOR IMAGES AND SOMETHING ALSO HA HA IM USING THE INTERNET ^_______________________________________________________________________________^ NaRuTo RoX!111
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# there's something very, very wrong with you.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yes.
you didn't use nearly enough exclamation!

How do you expect to be a decent pain in the neck if you don't l33t it up to the appropriate standard? It's embarrassing for all of us.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
#
DONT H8 THA PLAYA BABY, H8 THA GAYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# thass more like it :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# forgot to mention
those tickers are actually gay
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# OMFG UR RACIST AGAINST BLAX!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:14, archived)
# UR RACIST AGAINST GAYS!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# black gays are going to eat you in your sleep.
it's how they feed
they should be send back to where they came from
it's why abortion was invented
if Maddie was a black gay, I would have LAUGHED and LAUGHED and LAUGHED.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:16, archived)
# This has just made me laugh the most today.
There's something deeply wrong with me.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Oooh
I like that lots. ^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Lol she is amused by lightbulbs working efficiently.
:D this is woo.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# pff
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Or her very weak tanning lamp.
It is a thing of joy nonetheless! Ta and woo.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# She's a lightbulb geek.
She's saying "...and as I think I explained earlier this is one of the old Osram 60-watt Soft Brights, from the batch originally designed for Woolworths, which as you know had an unintended blue cast which in later years became a very desirable commodity which is ironic because..."
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Lightbulb-geek girls are so hot!
And well illuminated!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# They're usually very bright too.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *spang*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# pff
dimbulb ;)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# MOFOHO
Have you done Caewan's desktop yet?
Woo to the lovely pic, too :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Not looking good I'm afraid.
I forgot all about it and I don't even remember what it was he wanted.
I really will try to remember to make desktops of some of these, but if I don't do that at the same time I make the pic, then realistically it's probably not going to happen.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# If I were you, I'd just use one with a plain background and extend it to 1024x768 :P
But I'd like one too and I have 1280x1028.

He just wanted something mofahaesque, nothing specific.
At the moment mine's this:
www.b3ta.com/board/8092135
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I have an overhead shot of a fedora wearing detective
walking out of a lit policestation in the bleak black and white patchwork of crime and decay of the city.

...not that you'd know, given the amount of files on my desktop
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Make the icons really small
and arrange them into a picture like that guy's making of Maddie with postage stamps.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I don't think I can make anything as fundamentally awesome as that
but I can do something mofahaesque... in fact that's ALL I can do :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I'm in the process of downloading Bryce
but I could never get an original Cockweasle look.
This is as close as I can get:

Click for bigger


And this:

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# BAK POTATIS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:03, archived)
# YOU SAY POTATIS
I SAY POTATIS
YOU SAY POTATIS
I SAY POTATIS
YOU SAY POTATIS
I SAY POTATIS
YOU SAY POTATIS
I SAY POTATIS
YOU SAY POTATIS
I SAY POTATIS
YOU SAY POTATIS

POTATIS
POTATIS
POTATIS
POTATIS

LETS CALL THE WHOLE THING POTATIS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Do you say "Po-tay-tis" or "po-tah-tis"?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# po-tah-tis
why?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Damn, this isn't going to work.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Why?
Do you also say it like that?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I do!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:22, archived)
# POTATIS
POTATIS
POTATIS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I AGREE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I LIEKS POTATISIS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Potastisitis?
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# po-tas-tis-ite-iss?
That's a bloody cool word!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:07, archived)
# why thank you!
I just made it up!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:11, archived)
# but but but
you're too young for the racoons
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I'm fucking not.
It was one of my favourites!
Cyril Sneer ftw!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :D
Fantastical!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
MOFAHA STILL AWESOME
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
HEXACHORDAL WANTS MOFAHA FOR SECKS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# that's hardly breaking news, is it?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
CAPTAIN WOW WANTS MOFAHA TO SECKS HEXACHORDAL
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# SECKSACHORDAL
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# This should be your wrestler name.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# THIS JUST IN
CAPTAIN WOW WANTS ANYONE TO SECKS ANYONE SHE IS NOT A FUSSY BUNNY
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ...you busy later?
edit: just watching? oh v_v
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *gets sai out*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# OHHAIROY
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Oh christ
I was about to eat your face off for posting an image on /talk, before I realised where I was.

UGH.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# i has posted ONE message on the talk board
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I drew over KK's picture of you
I'd like to see you have surgery to look exactly how I redrew you
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# good :)
well done :)
*pats on head*
*gives treat*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# thank you
Tom "Tom Milson" Milsom
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# that'll be an M you're looking for.
Tom Milsom.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I AM GOING TO SEE BAND OF HORSES TONIGHT IF I CAN FUCKING FIND MY FUCKING TICKETS TO SEE FUCKING BAND OF HORSES
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Are they a band of horses?
I want to go now.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# they all have beards... BEARDS
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I have seen bands with beards.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# FUCKING LUCKY
I FUCKING WANNA SEE FUCKING BAND OF HORSES
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# FRANCE
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# NOTHX
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# FRANCE MAID NOES MANY SECKS TRIX
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I NOES MORE
FUCKOFF FRANCE MAID
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# lol at toothbrush boy's white willy.
I know it's a book. Shhhh.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Some kid burned my neck
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I did not like it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# it puts the lotion in the basket...
or else it gets the hose again.......
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# that's a woo/yay right there!

(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# ooooh
thats nice tits Mcgee!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:02, archived)
# that is a pic of joys
yes
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Laydees and gennlemennn, I present to you:
Patrick Moore, "accidentally" stumbling upon the 2girls1cup website on his hallo kitty laptop:


Inspired by Damocles
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This is excellent.
I need that laptop.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You'll need to speak to Patrick about it,
he's very protective about it - it was handmade by venetian elves.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Ooooooh pricey.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yer big poooftaaar!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
I'm still elbow deep in everyone's girlfriends.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Sticky!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha!
by jove!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# My monocle has popped out!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Exposing my penchant for eyeliner!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He was the victim of the old "charcoal round the telescope"
practical joke
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# good lord!
that's not saturn!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# lol :D
I did think about the obvious planetary puns...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I'm not going to make the uranus joke
I'm just not.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# my anus?
what about your anus?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Pigeon pigeon pigeon
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# CRAND
Woo! Very lully :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Ooh, I love this :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# pigeon joy!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Pigeon pigeon . . . tree . . . nice !
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# woo!
reminds me of the film about those 2 old bods not realising the bomb had been dropped

/can't remember
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# When the wind blows?
(Raymond Briggs) - they do know the bomb has been dropped, but they still think it's like ww2 - not realising they'll perish from radiation sickness.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# that's the bunny.
old people, gotta love 'em
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# especially when their skin falls off.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# heheh
nothing flakier than granny's pastry...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:04, archived)
# that is very, very lovely
It would look bloomin marvellous on a card - tag it quick!

PS: "click"!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ooh
gorgeous. *click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Cor!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# how are those pigeons so blasé about the exploding landmine next to them?
(woo!)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I thought it looked more like a doom laden tornado!
They are cool pigeons, not flustered by anything.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# pigeons
are shit witnesses. They just don't care about anything.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# SHITNESSES!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ^this^
!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:58, archived)
# They're city pigeons. They barely move for cars and people, landmines are just noise.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hexachordal. :]
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:38, archived)
# I AM AN ALBINO BLACK AND WHITE MINSTREL!
awesome :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahah
Like I said, my monitor's fucked. But *shrugs*
^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# SHURG
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# BE QUIET CLANSOUL
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# MY MUM IS ALIVE
AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME TO BE QUIET?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# SO'S MY MUM
AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK ME IF I HAVE TH NERVE TO-



Oh fuckit. too confusing. xp
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# GIVER UPPER!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# NO!
JUST...CONFUSED!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# It's prefectly simple.
Put things inside. Write my address on it. Post it.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I will post that tomorrow or day after, as there's no mail today.
And I need to get one of them 'Air Mail' stickers. Post office isn't open today. But I maybe can just write 'air mail' on it. I dunno. *confused*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ask at the post orafice.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I should
I guess. Or the website.

I'm going to complain now: Imy throat hurts. But I feel alright other than that.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *offers throat sweets*
*doesn't really have any*
*confuseds*

I hope you feel better soon :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I should but some throat sweets...
*offers last creme egg* You must take it. Plx.

Also, thank you. *huggleattacks*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Boy, you shuredy got a purdy mouth.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# It can be replaced
I am like a Mr. Potato Head.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# That's awesome.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# That's ace :D
Good day miss
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
Also *waves*
How're you?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I am good :)
We went to watch the horse racing today, but I got bored and sat in the car playing Pokémon Yellow :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Hahah
I have to go to a meal at mum's friends' house today. They're super christian so I'm thinking of bringing up satanism. And HOW I WORSHIP THE DEVIL. ;D
Also, comics and Legend of Zelda.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I am saving up for that game.
That and the dvds of Desperate Housewives.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I ended up using giftcards from Chrimbo
to buy it. Totally worth it. ^.^

Also, please don't hurt me, but I don't like desperate housewives.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# 2 hats??
greedy fucker! there's starving children out there who'd die with happiness just to have a hat, any hat, and you've got TWO!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He might have two toys too.
The GIT.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hexachordal 2 hats.
;D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# What if someone starts wearing three hats?
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# who would do that?




Or something along those lines.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Have you seen someone wearing three hats?
No, and you won't.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# nobody would be so cruel!
think of the poor hatless children!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# 2hats1head
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# mmm
pleasant :x
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Also aces :D
\o/
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# :d this is win.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# strangely, this is a better resemblance.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is that so?
Tom "Tom Milson" Milsom
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# awww
that came out really well :)
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ^.^
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# 'sup
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# double yes!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# That's the bastard
that nicked my wallet!

Woo!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# oh my.
*wants*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahah yes!!!!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# yay for smoking critters!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Puff Jr.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Moustache Rides, one pound! (Any more than that, and you'll crush my face.)


Click here for the full version with sound.

ETA: Here's one from the musical animals compo, for those who missed it:
I love horses!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# cor! that's brill!
clicky
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Chiffing brilliant! :D
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# That's bloody fabulous.
Have a click.
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha!
splendid
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hairy Ride !
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Harrr! :D
Aces!
*click*
(, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)

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