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# A tough move to learn...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# jedi olympics?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# where's his opponent?
*blocks chickenwing arm lock*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *vertical suplex*
*pin*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# *monkey-thumb*
Keeeee-aaiiii
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *10-string King combo*
PERFECT
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'll get you next time Vectorix!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 'erro :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hello Droogy
*smogs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *coughs*
y'alright luv?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# pff, I can do that well easy
(might be a lie)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I can do the first part.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# really?
i can only do the second bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Arfles!
This reminds me of Flight of the Navigator. Which I only saw for the first time ever last night! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
# WHAT!!
how could you have not seen it?!
*slaps*
GO TO YOUR ROOM!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# :-o ^this
I thought all children aged 10 were forced to see it as part of their school curriculum

I always wanted that little rodent thing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# it's ALL good baby!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# He was lovely :)
I think it may have been due to me being only 22.

/Toy Story and Lion King era blog....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# THAT IS NO EXCUSE!!
*wags finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Meh!
See post below :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# :-O
STAR WARS?!!

You crazy cat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I know. I guess I have missed it for the ever now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Meh!
There are a lot of films that people go on about that I have never seen, including Star Wars, Top Gun, Cocktail....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# and in the red corner
Colin Bumber Harris,performing the...
'torpedo'?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# he must be able to blow very hard to stop like that...
and as for the forward propulsion, i hate to think.
(seemikedraw, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hehehe
does he do the opposite move out of shot or does he have a multitude of identical siblings? :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# send in the clones!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# you're on good form today
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Oooh!
That's well done is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Finally, the truth about where the money from the collection plate goes
(seemikedraw, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Arf!
'would congregation members please note that the bowl at the back of the church marked 'for the sick' is for monetary donations only'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
"Now...this coin with the hole in the middle...are you taking the piss?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaa!
You're a bad man! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Concrete sandals, see?
I'm off for a ciggy, much as it pains me to tear myself away from all your lovely smiling faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I shall join you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Knew you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
Brill as always!

Reminds me of the bit in Family Guy with the Rat farm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# haha
"We were a very God fearing family. That's because every Sunday God would come down and beat us all up" - Alexei Sayle
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
excellent as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
i wish it really was like that.
the god mafia!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# it is.
think twice before becoming a priest. who do you think provides the body and blood of christ? Spar?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# once a month:
'i've come for a square inch of skin father'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# "You already owe me for the last two times"
"Collection has been slow, I...I can't afford to pay..."

"I'm sure your wife can help you pay, heh, we could work out some sort of... arrangement"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# oh yes!
skin the bitch!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
you're on a slightly more depraved line of thought than I am. I was talking about sex in place of money, you want to skin the poor minister's wife and feed the skin to the congregation. Jesus may be a kingpin gangster, but he isn't entirely unscrupulous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Excellenté
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Quality!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Brilliant, me likey!
One small criticism tho, shouldn't he be saying 'I'm just a little short' not 'I'm a just little short'?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# splendid work mate, keep it up!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Obscure Tarot Card
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# And you know you're fecked when that one turns up...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# depends !
if oyu do a 4-card spread and get The Rizlas,The Beerstain and The Irate Mother,you're f'd in the klunge
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:12, archived)
# it's actually a positive card
but if you get it reversed then you're buggered
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# :-D
hahahaha...
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ohgodohgodohgod
not the shopping trolley.. I'm too young.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That would be an especially flimsy
trolley too jusging by the lack of cross bracing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# There are many meanings to the Shopping Trolley
on the first level it can refer to something domestic or routine,
On the second, an unwanted change of direction,
On the third it may mean you will be found upside-down in the canal, gently rusting.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Do people rust?
(Super Saladin Theres tiberium growing in my garden!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Yup.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:17, archived)
# :)
Apparently when this one comes up you die of confusion
(seemikedraw, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That means you'll be pelted by gerbils by the Artist Formally Known as Prince!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ningles everyone!


Click for bigger (394KB)

last week some mates and myself decided to pick a name of an animal and a profession at random out of a hat for a little drawing competition. I picked "gorilla/ape" and "rock/pop star"

I was gonna do a gorilla in a Britney Spears school girl uniform, but it creeped me out too much whilst sketching it out, so here is a Gorilla Elvis Impersonator :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That's fantastic.
But it doesn't live up to my expectations of how good the gorilla Britney would be, can't you be tempted to finish that one too?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
#
hmmmm.... I could go back and re-do it... Dunno, I was planning to do either "Bonobo the Hobo" or a Gibbon Pirate at some point....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I lost my drawing of an alien zombie pirate monkey robot.
:(

I was going to post it and everything.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That's jolly nice...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Gorilvis!
that's v good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# This is all kinds of ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
now do britney, everyone else has.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Too Much Monkey Business
A Little Less Conversation

nice pic
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
It reminds me of those old Gorilla kids books that I can not for the life of me remember the name of! Anyone help?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:28, archived)
#
look up anthony browne
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Yays!
*glees* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Jolly Monday Morning to you all...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahaaha!
-feels the cold sting of truth-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Reminds me of the Harry Hill one.
When did you notice you were getting bald? Or did you think it was just taking longer and longer each day to wash your face?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *clicks*
*sheds a tear for fallen comrades*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:52, archived)
# also
is that karl pilkington?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Looks a bit like him and his tennis ball head...
But no, I fear not...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# SOLD!
now that would be funny,we dont see enough of him here.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Sign of virility, innit?
Every bald lad I've ever done the deed with has been spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Is that the same for bald ladies?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:57, archived)
# mmmm
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Only if they have cocks!
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Shiny-domed he-shes!
cor.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# their gratitude knows no bounds
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I've only ever kissed one of them.
She was mental, and wearing metal plate armour in strategic places (I miss you, Electric Ballroom).

I think I fell in love with her in the space it took her to tell me I was her bitch now and demand I buy her a drink that was either black or red.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# You've met my mother, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Yet you were sadly torn apart?
I can't think of any red drinks either. Am I missing something really obvious?

edit: evidently I just don't like any red alcohol, and my mind has selectively blanked out the existence of everything that I don't personally want to drink.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# red wine
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Red aftershock
bakewell tart
Cider and black.

I bought her cider and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Bakewell Tart?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Grenadine, amaretto aaaaaaand
eerrrrrrm


something else.

*thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Tizer?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# You fucking WISH.
Cherry brandy? Something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# sounds about right.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# The final drink tastes exactly like Bakewell tarts.
And I am showing how long it's been since I was a bartart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *gobsmacked*
it tastes like bakewell tarts? I must admit, the name had me somewhat confused.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Fuck you, dbroon
you know you adore me. Don't try and hide it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# haha
my cuntishness should never be taken as an indicator of anything other than love.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *cuddles desperately whilst grinding pen into face*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:18, archived)
# snakebite and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# She got cider and black
as I wasn't about to start pratting about with glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# blood
with a Bisto depthcharge
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:03, archived)
# it's a sign of male pattern baldness
most men losing their hair tend to shave it off and be done with it.

sadly my baautiful flowing nordic locks mean that two pumps and a squirt and i'm all done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# And she better be fucking grateful, the slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# i like to think that i make up for it by being less selfish in other areas.

*puts on considerate lover hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:02, archived)
# does that mean that hairy men are crap shags?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# No. NO NO NO NO NO.
Quite the opposite, in fact. They tend to be more primal. Nothing like cro-magnon noises to get a girl all happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *primal screams*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Good, now hit me on the head with a stick.
Don't kill me, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Hairy is synonymous with bald....
Hi levels of male hormones...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hairy head, i mean
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:01, archived)
#
male bonobo hormones
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Maybe it's the thing about having to try harder and make the most of it...
Cause you don't know when the next time will be?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Its true
I'm bald and have received many compliments on my swordsmanship
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Come on boy!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Is there a big stack of pancakes
by the finishing post?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Imagine
the waste that thing puts out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# go on you fat cunt
mush, mush!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# mushes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:38, archived)
# fat animals ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Fords new concept car
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:32, archived)
# get over my knee, boy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:33, archived)
# *gets over*
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *warms hands*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh, my.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# ning bruv
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:38, archived)
# 'ning bruv
how's it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# not bad
not really got going today

been amending a website
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:45, archived)
# haha!!
ace, but imagine having to comb the bugs out after a long drive!!
and you'd have to buy a Ford Brush©...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ah you see
that's the thing.

Ford Mustache™ £24,999

Ford Mustache Comb™ £99,999
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:41, archived)
# robbing bastards.
how art thou my scottish buddy?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:44, archived)
# a bit meh
i fear i am coming down with summat.
i have a sore neck and a fuzzy head

how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Splendid!
(although I confess I keep waiting for it to transform..)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Morning all!
It's such a shame when animals let themselves go...


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWW
*loves im*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Animals with bingo wings ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Yeeehaw!
Get the meathooks, boys!!! This'll
dress out to a feast and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# horse steaks FTW
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# hang on...
so when my girlfriend says i'm hung like a horse, she means i'm FAT?
(seemikedraw, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# don't let the french get wind of this new breed of horse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:19, archived)
# top stuff as always
Ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# 'ningles freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Pffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahaha!!
the chris moyles of horses!
EDIT: isn't that heffreys truck in the background?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Don't you refer to Mrs Heffrey like that!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Low rider!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# this is fandabbydozie
top shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Thats fully...
...Thelwell-tastic
(TC, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Excellent.
Please can I have a smaller pair for my contact lenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# hahahaha..
That's my personal hell right there
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Morning g!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# that's a tricky one
yesterday i had full blown man flu, achy limbs, sore throat, headache, bunged up, felt like shit, today i appear to be cured, it can't last.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Oooh weekend poorliness. The worst kind of ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# i expect it'll come back later and wipe me out good and proper
i haven't had so much as a sniffle for a couple of years, so i'm long overdue.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Gooood ningles.
You were in my dream last night- you gave me tea at a meet. But not just any tea- you'd been saving it for me, and you'd had to fend off everyone else who wanted it.

I was touched.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i was in a wasp box dream the other day too
i'm now getting worried.

also, glad to see your appetite has returned,
you were a good girl and ate all your dinner yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I waaaaas!
Although it was a bit forced. I shall try and eat my lunch today, but I don't know, I'm still full from last night.

BUT I've lost 4 lb since Wednesday (repeat: not doing this on purpose, not that vain) so it's not all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# everyone is in your dreams
I feel considerably less special.

ning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *click*
Why do I find this almost uncontrollably hilarious?!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:34, archived)
# how is 2008 going for you all?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Shit. Busy. Stressful.
Lolscouse. I am part geordie, so am allowed to say this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# calm down,calm down
I'm 1/2 scouse/geordie





ning by the way
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Nongles
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# part geordie part welsh?
does anybody like you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Your mum does.
/obvious blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Because I'm ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# and female
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hence the ace.
BLEEEURGH BOYS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Expensive.
I haven't had a bath yet this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Ups and downs. Got no job at the moment
but it means I can spend all day pleasuring myself the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It's ups and downs, just ups and downs, ups and downs you know, it's up and downs
/Daisy

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:02, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Spaced.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# One of my favourite bits
Especially the elvis impression.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:43, archived)
# It's 2008?!
Oh FUCKE! Well, that's screwed everything up, I was supposed to go back in time to 2006 to stop the beginning of the sarah connor chronicals!!!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:37, archived)
# And learn how to spell chronicles by all accounts also....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :P
Didn't pick up on the way I've spelt FUCK though did you?

Anyway, that's how we spell it in the future. I can't be bothered with all this Ye Olde English!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# When storks attack
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# damn those laser storks!
*is jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Patience is a virtue
it's been a while. I must be the only cartoonist in the world that can blame his updating problems on trains...

(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# hahahaha!!
i've missed these!
*hugs*
never go anywhere again!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hahaha
took me a second to get.

WOO! bloody trains, they should work better.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Help.
Todays post was also brought to you by : ning, *glomp* and the number 8.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# the first three panels are peopel commiting suicide and wondering why they are not dead yet
the last panel shows death at the launderette washing his cloak.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# OH I SEE
I thought it was the same guy all the way through.

And the first bloke I thought had one of them deli counter ticket machines in his wrist.

I really am not working at full capacity today. Monday FUCKING morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:46, archived)
# don't do any work for the first 6 hours
then do it all in one go at the end of the day

this way your productivity is much increased

also, the first one of those corsets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Right, choice has been made.
That's a ton fifty I'm spending because you lot are telling me to.

IF she says she'll ship to the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I thought this too
and was more concerned with the change of hair colour.
Thanks Thor & Woo BB!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:54, archived)
# heh :D
I guess I don't have a very extensive repertoire of 'people'... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Nah, we're thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# ^this!
Well, I am anyway!

*stops digging*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# So that's why the Grim Reaper's cloak is grey not black
He washed it in cheap soap powder!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Another lazy bastard.
Ace as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hehe
That's excellent
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:56, archived)
# this is lovely
took me a while too,
too clever for me on a monday morning!
excellent
(bunglist, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# bloody women
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# quiet?
you can do it quietly these days?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# it's one of the first things you learn at public school
'ning ivesy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# 'ningles!!
i noticed the other day, if you type 'ivesy' into the search dealy, you're pretty much the only person that call me that!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# am I the only person who calls you bives?
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# it's nice to have special names for each other!
bixy bits..
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# dry and flakey?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:48, archived)
# like Thora Hird's baggy throat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:50, archived)
# but you'd be able to get your balls in there as well
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# is it just me
Or is this actually a picture of Julia Roberts?
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:39, archived)
# That looks like some orgasm!
I take it she was too noisey for you?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Now, before you all leap
for your 'bindun-fail' buttons, this is REAL!


Oh. Good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:49, archived)
# 'ning! Down in front!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Ping-wing
ejecting shells of a different sort! Like. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Yeah, they're a hand drawn/painted addition.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I wish I knew how you all do this sort of stuff.
I am crashing around like an idiot clicking things in PShop, 99% of which doesn't seem right. That bird-bomber took 17 layers on 20 frames. Does that seem reasonable? I think I might need to read a bit about all this. But I can't be arsed. What am I on about now!? Nope, nor me!

Tea and toast anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# can i have a glass of jucie please?
and marmaite on the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Sorry for the delay -
I had to nip down the shops for the marmite.


(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
thanks!
*belches*
excuse me...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Marmite
what the poor folk eat when they can't afford vegemite
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# vegemite is rank kangaroo poop.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you sir, are a boorish twat
Vegemite has variously been described as "nectar of the Gods" "pure bliss" and "posatively orgasmic"

Also, starts with the same letter as vagina
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# i resent the use of the word 'boorish'!!
and having starting with a V doesn't make it good!
any way, marmite starts with the same letter as minge, mimsy and meercat!

you oafish cock-smoker.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:47, archived)
# does this make it easier?
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# vEYRON STARTS WITH v
aND THAT IS GOOD.
sO IS LEAVING cAPS LOCK ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Practice, a lot of reading and testing ideas.
You will learn too. Sounds right, layers add up quickly.
And if you are using Img'Ready or PSCSSEIO it gets quite
nasty to keep track of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# by crashing around like an idiot clicking things in PShop
and then crashing around like an idiot clicking things in ulead gif animator.

good 'ning and it's a splendid effort.

i'll skip the toast.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Well I'm not really here at the moment,
but my advice is to play with motion blur to get the movements smoother, and also the bomb flight isn't that smooth.
If it helps, you can draw a line and follow it with the bomb layers. Don't worry about the number of layers, I always end up with shit loads too.
Just keep practising and pissing around, and asking for advice if you need it, and you'll soon get the hang of it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Thanks folks
for the replies. Yea, that bomb got the better of me and I lost patience. Good tip with drawing the line. I use Adobe Image Ready 5.5 but this computer is a bit light on rams and evicts me now and again. Not an excuse - just frustrating. So I maybe don't spend as long working on these things as I should before putting them on here. I appreciate your input, peeps! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# they're lovely really....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# aye!
sometimes! ;-) I remember my first posted image*. Christ! The flames! Hahahaha. Couldn't get rid of me with a virtual roasting though.

Edit: It was a 250kb jpeg though! "Read the FAQ"!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:42, archived)
# real?
run for the hills!!!
it's the end of us all!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)
# *runs for the valleys*
better for hiding in
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# not when they make tusnamis!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I like tiramisu
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# awww
i like tiara's too...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# tiarastooro?
That's something to do with contrast between light and dark elements in paintings or something, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I slip in a pea-roast?

for teh compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# Woo! *click* arfetty-arf-arf!
and similar approving sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:58, archived)
# fuck, daypeople are here.
'night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:05, archived)
# don't go!!
i'm nice....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:08, archived)
# you're a delight to mind and body, but i need sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:13, archived)
# *rocks gently to sleep*
night night
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Cya pb.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Wotcher all
I shall be sporadically on today, but I really MUST get some work done, I've got a new starter at the end of the week and I've done cock all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:06, archived)
# just shout and screech at him until he leaves.
'ningles 'nongles cap'n!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# WELL HELLO MR IVES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:18, archived)
# ohh!
don't shout!!
i'm a bit hung-over...
*half heartedly scrubs deck*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Check out the sweet pirate gear
www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9695441

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9681924
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:24, archived)
# wow!!
that first jacket is freakin ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Damn, they look nice!
*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Sporadically on
So the Menopause has started then
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Pfft, I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:21, archived)
# *DUCKS*
Morning B3tans and B3tards!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I always wondered what the difference was.
I think of myself as B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Me too
but I know there are some who prefer B3tard, can't think why...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# i think it's just a personal preference thing...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ningles!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:28, archived)
# 'ning Marmite breath.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# you love it.
argh!!
get off my face!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I'm just trying to poo in your mouth
to see if you notice the difference!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ewww!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)
# 100% facte
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:38, archived)
# hey!
i'll have you know that while posting tonight, i managed to:

1) do two loads of laundry,
2) cook and eat dinner,
3) sort a large pile of paperwork,
4) burn down a church, and
5) return a few phone calls and emails.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:54, archived)
# I should have done laundry.
No churches nearby, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Don't worry, I burned down the village church for you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# i also ate human flesh and collected welfare, so the day's been quite full.
no churches nearby? sounds heavenly!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Having lived across the street from some very bellhappy ones it is.
Except for the gunfire, walking moss lumps, and tourists. Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:55, archived)
# i live close to a cemetery, that's ideal for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I had a very productive day at work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)
# Mine starts in a few hours, that is to say monday.
Which you've no doubt finished with and I'll get
it soiled and crying from your abuse again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:06, archived)
# It's good to live in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:11, archived)
# So you say.
However, my future did not include shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:21, archived)
# YOU CAN'T PREDICT WHAT I ALREADY KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:33, archived)
# I MAY HAVE PREDICKED IT HOWEVER.
ONLY ONE WAY TO TELL, BWAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha. Talking of which
1) No I haven't.
2) I don't know.
3) I'll keep you lot posted.
4) You're all nosey gits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:08, archived)
# Thx, have one, so I won't spoil it for you.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:13, archived)
# 'looks'
'lazily'

'nings all!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:36, archived)
# [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:52, archived)
# VCDC


O how I wish that was me. :(
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:08, archived)
# You wish you were Amy Winehouse?
'night y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:11, archived)
# G'night :)
 
Ө_Ө
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Night night.
Sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:13, archived)
# ÉÔáÏã.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# i'm drunker than i thought
i can't even read that
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:27, archived)
# it's welsh for 'love me like a reptile'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:47, archived)
# if you want to suck big pink dicks, we won't stop you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Yeah, but no-one will let me. :(
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:12, archived)
# that's because we all have micropenises.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
#
ỒỐ
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:37, archived)
#
 
ỐỒ
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# fucking forenner!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:55, archived)
# IT'S LIKE SOMEONE GLUED AN ACORN TO THE BOTTOM OF MY TORSO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:38, archived)
# ONE DAY IT MAY BE A MIGHTY OAK MY FRIEND
OR MAYBE YOU'LL PUT ON LOTS OF WEIGHT AND IT WILL DISAPPEAR INSIDE YOU ALTOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# FROM LITTLE THINGS, BIG THINGS GROW
MY MUM USED TO SING THAT TO ME WHILE I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# HANG IN THERE SOLDIER
WE'RE ALL FUTURE WINNERS HERE, IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:50, archived)
# i wish i had some acorn glue.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:55, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:56, archived)
# !
the days of joining two random words and expecting NOT to find a site for them are clearly long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I think that's true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:02, archived)
# ASS EELS ARE SUPER HAPPY FUNTIME NUMBER ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:08, archived)
# they get a seal of approval from me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I really hope they're talking about the same thing as we are.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgTtHzw-4Hk&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)
# hahaha!
i always wonder what sick, stupid shit is in the brains of parents who let their kids appear on these shows.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:58, archived)
# i'd had several beers prior to stumbling upon this
and i actually vomited slightly from laughing so hard. my stomach was torn in knots.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:45, archived)
# it was good.
anything that rips barney a new one is fine by me, but this was better than expected.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:50, archived)
# watching it again
i realized it wasn't *that* funny, i think it was just the alcohol + good mood

right, to bed with me. g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:43, archived)
# 'night!
i think it was funny. not hilarious, and it won't stand up to repeated viewings, but still funny.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:55, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Great
Now she's biting the heads off moomins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:25, archived)
# you want to be sucked off by a crack whore?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:48, archived)
# note: never get an ultrasound on burrito day.
you're welcome, pregnant people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:50, archived)
# SPACE BABBY INVASION TEIM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# HOW DOES BABBY DESTROY
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# don't talk back to darth vader, he'll getcha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:19, archived)
# Urgh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:22, archived)
# this is upsettingly sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:29, archived)
# ANT BABBY ANT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:39, archived)
# What a brilliantly disturbing image before bed
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)
# BABBY GOT BACK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# An image like this
and you'd think mofaha would be creepy.



HEY EVERYONE MOFAHAS NOT THE CREEP YOU THOUGHT HE WAS. YOU'VE ALL BEEN CHEATED.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:56, archived)
# I BET HE LISTENS TO CREEP BY RADIOHEAD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# HE LOVES RADIOHEAD
THOM YORKE IS HIS BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# DON'T LET THEM GET TO YOU THOM
I LOVE YOU THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# there were plenty of much better Radiohead songs they could have put in Rock Band.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Yes.
Let us list them all :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# I LIKE THAT SONG WHERE HE GOES ALL WHINY
HE WROTE IT AFTER BECOMING A MULTI MILLIONAIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:30, archived)
# DUDE WHAT HAS MONEY GOT TO DO WITH IT
EVEN RICH PEOPLE GET UPSET BY THE DAMN KARMA POLICE AND STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:42, archived)
# SURE, BUT THEY CAN CHEER THEMSELVES UP WITH COCAINE AND WHORES.
SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO GIVE THOM YORKE A BIG HUG, RUFFLE HIS HAIR AND SAY "BUCK UP, PRINCESS".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:46, archived)
# I THINK HE'D LIKE THAT
I HONESTLY DO
HE'D PROBABLY EVEN LIKE WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT AND STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:47, archived)
# he'd probably cower because you shout all the time
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I AGREE WITH THIS
I mean, I agree with this. He's not sensitive enough to talk to Thom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# I AM SENSITIVE.
I STAY AT HOME, READING BOOKS THAT ARE BENEATH ME, WORKING ON MY WORK THAT NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:51, archived)
# YES
about your work... any invetigation updates today? What happened about the tent?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:54, archived)
# That's going to have to wait for the weekend I think.
The tent was gone by the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 8:00, archived)
# I DON'T SHOUT, I SPEAK WITH PASSION.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:50, archived)
# This^
Also, it's in SingStar. I got SingStar rating on it when I played. I KICK ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:08, archived)
# with the right hallucinogens
mofaha isn't REAL
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I THINK SHE'S SAYING I'M CREEPY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I AM SAYING THE OPPOSITE
IT'S LIKE A CREEPFIAL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I THINK SO.
PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO MY HAWTHORN YEAH YEAHS AND THINK YOU'RE NOT CREEY ARE SUSPECT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Is it wearing big bifocals?
And is it illuminated by firelight?
BURNING GRANDMA-BABY.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Honestly
I have no idea what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# BABY'S GOT A TEMPER
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:51, archived)
# Why do people not listen to me when I say alto saxophones will descend from the heavens to rain fire and destruction on our major towns and cities with their fierce laser vision and unrelenting anger?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# BECAUSE IT ISN'T TRUE

I like your picture though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT WHEN YOU'RE BEING TROMBONED BY AN ACTUAL TROMBONE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# ACTUAL CGI TROMBONE?
OR ACTUAL ACTUAL TROMBONE?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# ACTUALLY FACTUALLY ACTUAL.
I WOULDN'T MIND IT IF CGI INSTRUMENTS FELL TO EARTH.
ALTHOUGH, I WOULD DEFINITELY BE CONFUSED.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# someone needs serious therapy for his destruction fetish
lucky megalomania isn't a family trait

BECAUSE I'M THE MOST POWERFUL OF OUR KIN AND I RULE WITH AN IRON FIST
(I helped save b3ta! Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# IT'S NOT A BRASS FIST THOUGH
A BRASS FIST ATTACHED TO A GIANT ALTO SAXPHONE WITH LASER VISION.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Not as bad as the subcontrabass,
the secret terror saxophone of the third reich.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# I hear its resonant frequency is infinite
Thus meaning that a single note could destroy the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# no, it is the Soprano Sax that will ruin the universe
just listen to Kenny G and you know it is true!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:52, archived)
# LIES...we all know it will be the hummingbirds...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# that's clearly a tenor saxophone you seeping crustulon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I'm not seeping that much, the doctor gave me anti-seeping pills.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# that'll just make your crusts thicker.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# hahaha
I just looked at your profile. Hax lol :)
Edit: and now I've noticed your sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# thanks for the halp!
i can't believe i couldn't figure that out. i am dumdum.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE A SITE ON THE INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# STEP 1 IN MY QUEST FOR DOMINATION OF TH INTERNET IS COMPLETE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# STEP 2:
FILL IT WITH "DESIGN ELEMENTS" AND MAKE IT UNUSABLE. GAZ ME FOR TIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# a gif image has frames that work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# pictures that move*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:49, archived)
# I AM CURRENTLY DOWNLOADING ALL THE SPARKLY SPINNY GIFS I CAN FIND.
HOW DO I EMBED A MIDI OF THE CHIPMUNKS SINGING 'EDELWEISS'?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8059147
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# also: decor.
i liked that site a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Not sure.
Until you work it out, just put these in as a placeholder:
                                                                                                                                    
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:39, archived)
# GOOD TIMES, MY FRIEND.
GOOD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# heh.
i was looking for a pic the other day and saw the phrase "update: in 2001 tom will be..." near a broken gif.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# AW HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# Why did people ever stop using these?
Kicks the shit out of putting a shitty little "beta" next to the logo.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:57, archived)
# A client of mine suggested using one of these recently
and I had to very diplomatically explain that it might not... project the image they were hoping to present.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:02, archived)
# I would have totally run with that.
Instead of bullet points, you get underconstruction.gif.

Instead of option buttons, underconstruction.gif.

Instead of a background, you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:28, archived)
# On the what?
You'll have to cut our the jargon here, we aren't all "computer savvy" as the kids say.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# GET BACK TO YOUR 'BOOK'S' YOU DINOSAUR.
THIS IS A WORLD OF THE FUTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.
ARE YOU EVEN USING WORDS?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Ô
Á Â Ã Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ô Õ Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß † ‡ ˆ ‰ Š ‹ Œ ? Ž ? 9x ? á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù Ô.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# WE ARE THE ELITE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:43, archived)
# h3LL Y3@h!
or some shit like that.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
#
œ ∑ ´ ® † ¥ ¨ ^ ø π “ ‘ « æ … ¬ ∆ © ƒ ∂ ß å Ω ≈ ç √ ∫ ~ µ ≤ ≥ ÷ ≠ – º ª • ¶ § ∞ ¢ # € ¡ ⁄ ™ ‹ › fi fl ‡ °· ‚ — ± ’ ” ∏ Ø È Ë Á Ê Â ‰ „ Œ Å Í Î Ï Ì Ó Ô  Ò Ú Æ » ¿ ¯ ˜ ˆ ◊ Ç Ù Û Ÿ ~
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# KARL SAGAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:53, archived)
# liar!
they climbed into my van while i wasn't watching.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Because they Were all crushed and fried in the first mOments? Just an Off hand guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:15, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Wow!
That's amazing! A left-pawed trombonist!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:49, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU ARE THE CRAZY MAN
WHO LIVES ON THE CORNER AND YELLS AT EVERYONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# I don't yell.
I shout productively, warning of the coming brass and woodwind apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:25, archived)
# But you do not dispute
the crazy, and the living on the corner?

Wait. And woodwind? Is my old clarinet going to rise up and kill me or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:28, archived)
# It might do.
You have been spitting through its face for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Fuck.
I never liked playing it, though. Will it forgive, you think? I haven't even played since 7th grade! I dunno. You're the expert on Instumentocalypse.






Now I really wanna watch Metalocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I doubt it.
I haven't seen Metalocalypse for a while.
Home Movies was better, was another cartoon by Brendon Small.

But I mean, I say it was "better"

But I really mean "the best cartoon ever made in the history of everything, ever"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Neither have I.
I nearly bought the Deathklok album, though. :]

Home Movies? yeah. Never heard of it.
*totters off to google*

Okay. I watched some. That made my night. Freakin' awesome.

My favorite cartoon ever, though, is Ren And Stimpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Ah, Ren and Stimpy is just classic though.
Another cartoon I've not seen for ages too.

I should start watching cartoons again, but all the new ones generally seem to suck balls.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is pretty awesome though :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:47, archived)
# It was on the other day.
Mofaha and I were all excited, but then it was a channel we don't get. D:

Yeah, new ones do suck. There's a lot of American anime coming out now. It's bad. Saw Pokemon and YuGiOh the other day. That was weird. Hahah

I think probably anything on Adult Swim is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:55, archived)
# saw pokemon i would watch.
that's a crossover between the horror films and that annoying cartoon, right?

also, i have two macross dvds for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I watched.
And today there were 12 episodes in a row! I didn't watch. :[

Macross is cool. I have only one Death Note dvd, but I want more. Also, Ryuk action figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:01, archived)
# also:
www.b3ta.com/board/8098606
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Death Note= my second favorite anime (first favorite being Sailor Moon)

Ryuk= A death God. Google Image search him. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:09, archived)
# i like rapeman and hello kitty mashups.
note to mr. pineapple: a mashup is not made of potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:15, archived)
# An ex-friend's cousin
made me sit down and watch 5 Japanese versions of the Hello Kitty theme songs. Then I had to watch 5 American versions. I was going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:17, archived)
# i used to have a hello kitty toaster. i sold it.
i do know a couple with a hello kitty vibrator.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
# fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# I have my defence prepared!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Bonus Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:58, archived)
# always appreciated.
 
uhhuhuh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)
# thanyaveramuch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)
# YOU ARE WELCOME, I'M SURE.
 
okay now I'm off to see Ween.

which will be somewhere inbetween SUPER AWESOME and CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT.. hopefully closer to the former.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:44, archived)
# I know you won't see this but
HAVE FUN and also IT WILL BE GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:58, archived)
# LOOK OUT.
ITS HITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:58, archived)
# HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN HIS HANDS.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJOuoyoMhj8
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)
# DON'T WORRY LITTLE LAYDEE
IT'S COMEDY HITLER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)
# He made a rather good comedy Hitler Ashally
I like that film.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# elvis had a role as comedy hitler?
i believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# I had a dream about a fat hitler dressed like Elvis in a white sparkly jumpsuit.
I was going to photoshop this, but the idea became steadily more revolting the more I thought about it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# do it!
and have scrawny skeleton women with concentration camp tattoos in the crowd throwing him deep-fried peanut butter sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Hahaha
blargh.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# i think i could get away with posting it. i'm part jewish.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:36, archived)
# *notes creation of new hitler*
Fat Elvis Hitler now exists. Draw him up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:19, archived)
# PANDA IN DISGUISE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] not a compo?...must say goodnight with one more...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# And it seems to me, you lived your life
like an icy snotflake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)
# hey...you ever hear elvis' version?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:07, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)
# CHOCLATE RAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:13, archived)
# stop.
stop. dont go any further... I fear a link.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)
# quick, get the fire and hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:17, archived)
# Hahaha
yay! I love it when he smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:18, archived)
# I step away from the microphone to shake my hips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:26, archived)
# i can't stop laughing at that
i should probably stop drinking
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:47, archived)
# This reminds me of Saddam and Mel Gibson
in South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 9:59, archived)
# HEIL CHAPLIN.
WOO MOFAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:08, archived)
# Cpt Blackadder was right.
Wooly done none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:16, archived)
# DO THE FAST WALK, CHARLIE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:37, archived)

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