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# ?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# NYOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# *pisses on thread*
that is excellent sir

*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# *discusses dylan whilst avoiding eye contact*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# *stares at cock*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# AND IT'S ALL OVER NOW, BABY BLUE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# PISSING IN THE WIND!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Mr Tambourine Piss
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Bringing piss all back home
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# hahahaahah yes!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Well, why the fuck not, eh? :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Tomorrow it'll explode... no really.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# WOW
you're a genius.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# thats what i said and he didn't believe me!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)
# pencilllllllllll.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# DYSLEXIA MY GOOD MAN :D
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# GET A ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# HELLO THEY CALL ME DYSLEXIA BECAUSE THATS MY USERNAME THEY SING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# *falsetto's*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# OH YES.
LETS YODEL BECAUSE ITS AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# HELLO THEY CALL ME DYSLEXIA BECAUSE THATS MY USERNAME THEY SING.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# I MADE YOU A RHYME FOR YOUR PROFILE
DOCTOR DYSLEXIA
HAS SEXLEXIA
IT MAKES DYSLEXIA
NOT QUITE AS BAD AS ANOREXIA
AND DYSLEXIA
IS NOT FROM QUEBEXIA
WHICH IS LIKE THAT BIT IN CANADA BUT DIFFERENT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# thank you thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# No problem.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Can this pencil be used as an umbrella or a satellite or both?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:58, archived)
# *beeps infrequently*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Hahah
yes I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:00, archived)
# RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Ah!
Hallo there! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Hello dear :D
You weren't gone long :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Yes she was
she left last friday, you went into the coma shortly afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Ssh
he doesn't know yet. I was gonna break it to him easy, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Well then why are you still on the board from when you left?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Damn.
I've been compromised! *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# *pulls you back*
oh no you don't. You stay put, someone needs to look after him in his fragile mental state.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Yessir.
*shuffles feet a bit*
Am I allowed to take breaks, to piss or eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# you can take the occasional shit break,
but as for pissing, you'll be asked to wear one of these nappies as standard, partly for the safety of ClanSoul, and partly because it's fucking sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Yessir.
What about food? I like food.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)
# I like food too, let's share
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Hokay!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# *taps fingers with pencil*
nuh uh, no sharing. Here's your food...

*gives plate with delicious rocket salad on*

*hides veal it came with behind back*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Hahah you sick fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# sick fuck?
2girls1cup?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I knew you'd say that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Have I become that predictable?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:33, archived)
# No, I just knew you'd say that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Heh
alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# HAHAHAURRRR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Nope, you were always boring.
NEXT.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# :O
Don't say that :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Fuck.



:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# LIES AND JOKES! JOKEY LIES!
You are thrilling as ever. Heck, if anything, you get better with age.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# She does! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# *blushes*
v.v
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Thanks, sir.
*eats* *pretends not to taste weird meaty flavor*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:28, archived)
# *garners interest from local dogs*
*pretends not to notice*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:29, archived)
# *pets dogs*
*wonders why they're sniffing round* *goes back to salad*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# DON'T EAT IT ATHENA!
HE HAD VEAL ON THAT PLATE!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# AH!
OHNOES! *flails*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# You see? I'M nice to you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I don't know who to listen to.
You, or hexy. *flips coin* Tails, it's you, heads it hexy.

Tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:40, archived)
# How rare - I ALWAYS pick tails.
Also: I found this www.b3ta.com/board/1531937
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Oh my god.
That is just...embarrassing. I couldn't spell or anything. *turns bright red*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I think it's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Hahahah
I also just reminded of a really spazzy thing I used to do, but I can't explain. If I get a chance, I'll recored it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I'm going to look at your first post.
You can see anyones if you use this
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/earliest
and change "me" to their user number.

Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/1344647
Hahahahah what the hell was that thread!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# I have no feckin' clue!

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/1345171
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Hahah :D
What was that thing in your first image post?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I don't even know!
Hahah And my second ever image post was just creepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:59, archived)
# It makes my tummy worried
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# All I'm saying is
www.b3ta.com/board/1381018
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
www.b3ta.com/board/1943131
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:07, archived)
# *makes loud shushing noises at you*
ignore him, dear. He's a bit iffy in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:38, archived)
# YOU'RE A MANIAC!
AND WHY DOES THIS ROOM HAVE NO DOOR!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:39, archived)
# *looks at the door*
*looks at you*
*looks back at the door*
*looks back at you*
*prepares sedative*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# He's trapped us!
Now what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:41, archived)
# We suffocate? :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:42, archived)
# *hugs back*
*holds for dear life*
I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'm scared too.
*holds you*
*starts to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I don't wanna die yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:48, archived)
# I don't want you to die yet either
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I don't want you to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:52, archived)
# You don't care about me THAT much though
you blatantly love hexachordal more
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:55, archived)
# you can't blame a girl for that
I'm gorgeous, witty, intelligent, and a professional musician.

When I'm not covered in a gruesome rash, girls just throw themselves at me.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:58, archived)
# And nobody loves me :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Aww!! *hugs*
*hugs more*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:03, archived)
# ^.^
*huggleattack*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:05, archived)
# :D
My english teacher is also my mentor at school, and I showed her my deviantART to show her how I was getting on in Art, and I'd favourited your bracelet picture, so I showed it to her and she said it was very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 4:10, archived)
# I do too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# OH FUCK YOU'VE GOT THE MENTAL AS WELL
*walks out the door*
*looks through the little hole*
*watches you panic as you assure yourself that there is no door*
*tears up*
*watches you as you begin to mate furiously and passionately on the floor with each other*
*considers interfering*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:46, archived)
# I'd love to let you, but here at Hexachordal Mental Health Facilities, we don't allow sharing
in case KK catches the crazy.

Yeah, I sectioned you while you were in a coma. I hope you don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# What if...
what if I already got it anyways?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# You have.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# See it's these outbursts that forced me to put you in.
there was a mental man at the hospital today. The police brought him in, said something about an episode, then he was talking quite lucidly to one on the nurses, then he just fainted and started screaming. It was well scary :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Oh no!
That is scary. I hate going to hospitals. Went to one with my mum and mofaha last week. As soon as we walked in, I felt sick. Then, as we were trying to find the neurosurgery department, some old guy with an IV and all these tubes, looked like he was going to surgery, wheeled past.
Also, I peeked into an operating theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)
# yikes :(
I don't think I'd have been anywhere near as cheery as I as if I hadn't had thse two really lovely paramedics looking after me.
when they first came in, one said to me 'blimey, looks like a case of mange.' and the other said 'doesn't surprise me, with all that hair.'

I love it when people have a sense of humour, it makes me feel miles better ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I bet they were b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Wouldn't surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Hahah
that's nice. Last time my mum was in hospital, she had a lovely day nurse, he was great. But her night nurse wouldn't even give her enough fucking painkillers!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:36, archived)
# She's been compromised.
But she doesn't have to run :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# don't confuse things
you might end up reversing time. Again.

Seriously, don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I was there.
I apparently caused it.
(Tribs 'shopped Rob onto Tennant's body, and mine onto one of the sidekicks with him)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I know.
This place is addicting.
We finished watching Napoleon Dynamite. mofaha drew a person on my hand. I drew a cock on his arm. I tried to draw a person in paint, but I failed. That is my story.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Richard and I watched Date Movie today.
It was alright, but some of it was pretty forced.
There were a couple of genuinely funny bits, but most of it was crap :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Never saw it.
I don't usually like those movies. Epic Movie was pretty good. But other than that, those 'joke' movies usually aren't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# It was a comedy
based on a comedy.
The concept in itself is ultimate fail.
In other news: hexachordal and I have come to the conclusion that you are adorable because you have tiny arms.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Yes.
Basically yes.
Also: Hahahah tiny arms? Okay. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Yes! :D
Small things are cute, remember.
Ask hexachordal
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Hahah
Alright. I'll take your word. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
NONE OF THOSE MOVIES ARE FUNNY AND THEY ALL SUCK AND SHUT UP.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# SHUSH YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I DREW A PICTURE WHEN I WAS 6
IT REMINDS ME OF YOU. WHY DID YOU POSSES ME WHEN I WAS 6?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I MUST HAVE BEEN TOO

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# That film
is one of my all time favourites.

*catches you a delicious bass*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Yes!
It is amazing! And now I must ask: What other films do you love?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# The ones he filmed in secret
of me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)
# pfft
hahah.
No, those ones were of the blonde kid that he thought was you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:24, archived)
# But I'm not blonde...
Edit: NINJA'D!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:25, archived)
# *blush*
*bowlerhats*
*umbrellas*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Now that I have made you blush
will you come draw lobsters on my table at the con? Please? You can sleep on the couch (or the floor, I guess...).
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:09, archived)
# hahaha, I think it might be a bit expensive and short notice really now, I would honestly like to, it'd be a lot of fun I'd imagine.
But it's not that likely :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Aww.
Fiine. I love you anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I do intend on visiting America at some point so you never know, in the future at another comic-con
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Yaaay!
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)
# Wha?


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Ah, the graphite shrapnel protection system!
Every home should have five.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:19, archived)
# longthread is long.
nicely done, grandma.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 9:02, archived)
# That's beautiful
I see these things too.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldnt resist
(RogueIntruder, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# i didnt see the beatie..
at first i thought it was a bra and a spiky hairdo.. like a version of annie lennox with more hairgel if you will
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# hahaha
In a way the cock might've been better the other way round, as though he were inflating some giant cock balloon, but that might be all a bit too highbrow for B3ta.

You still get my first *click* of the night :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# NOB T'WARD MOUTH
EXCELLENT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# very good
I need to go to bed now though,
I have a gin induced 1000 yard stare, and I need to be somewhere where I can't see The Wiz.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# NIGHT NIGHT LUV OO
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Who DON'T you love?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# your mum.
she just lay there crying. It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Well you HAD just shot her boyfriend..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# NIGHT. I ALSO NIGHT NOW. NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Ha.
I likey :3

Now I think it's time for me to take a piss, go drink copious amounts of juice, and shoot strangers in the face.

GOODNIGHT B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Don't miss.
There is nothing more embarrassing then going out to shoot strangers in the face only to get arrested and finding out you missed. Lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# As promised :)

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# when did you promise this?
you promised me a pony :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I promised it to Kk
because she made my friend a birthday present :)
Edit:
www.b3ta.com/board/8122479
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# oh, yeah, I remember
the whole giving thing.

Bit too fluffy if you ask me, but carry on.

*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I think your eyes are greener than Kk's eating habits ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Either that
Or I'm just better than you.










maybe a little v_v
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# mumblemumble...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Apple crumble?
Sorry I can't quite hear you!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# *jealouses all over your cock*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Aaaargh!!! Noes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# are you developing a tree fetish? ;)
that is very nice
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Prep work for my art exam on friday ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Tweeeee!
^.^

Also, hello you're back.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I noticed :D
Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:17, archived)
# ^.^
I has to go now. :[
I'll try to come back later. *tacklehugs* byeee, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# *gets up*
*saddens*
*hugs anyway*
Goodbye :)
I shall be on for a while yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I thought this would have been your style



Woo btw!


-
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# YES! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
This just makes it twelfty times better!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# HAHA
I knew you'd like that!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:32, archived)
# It's Harry Enfield.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 3:22, archived)
# myspace tom is after...
the 14 year old female on female poontang!
look what he made me write!

(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# HAR HAR
OMG LOOK WHAT IT MADE ME TYPE^^^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# OMG
tom made you write that!
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# and then he raped me. up the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# The cad!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i love tom.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# cor, he gets all the fit ones, don't he?
*bums you an' all*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I thought
we had this conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# yes, you told me how much you want to take tom on myspace up the shitter
and write your name on his back with your cock and his shit.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Ebony
and ivory

together in perfect harmony.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
WILL PEOPLE STOP SAYING EBONY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# DOES IT MAKE YOU THINK OF WANGER?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I would love to explain.
It's QOTW worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# WRITE, SLAG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Just wait there a second whilst I sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:12, archived)
# then can I write my name on your back with my cock and your sick?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# You don't need to - I bought crayons!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# hahahaa
if pigeon nipples were here, he'd no doubt be saying how gooda replythat was!
at least he likes my foulness!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# It's quite the turn on!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I don't remember being that
graphic, but what the fuck. I'm not gonna get any action here so I'll try anything once.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# hahahaha.
i'm good at talking dirty ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# yes.
I'm doing art. Can you tell if I have been drinking?



Click for bigger (198KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# not at all!
i liked your scott walker pic.

now go on get mongy and his pants out..that never fails to make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Mongy has pants?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Thank you for enjoying Scott.
I really liked that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)
# LOZL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# LOLLLYYYYYFAILPANSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# and now in english please

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# WHA DUNT YUZ UNDA ZTANDZ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# BECOZ I IS STOOPID

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# LMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# LIKKE INNITZ!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hah
Myspace has an unnatural love for inclination based drainage systems.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# ^^ needs more caps and bad spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I'm afraid I had a decent education
So I don't wear caps or spell incorrectly, I leave that to the working class.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ooo get you, lady muck.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Will you?
I'm quite in the mood for some lady muck.
Actually i'm quite in the mood for bed instead, damn b3ta stopped me doing any writing today.

I'll never get out of this waking nightmare and it's all b3ta's fault!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i read that as 'wanking nightmare'
...on that, g'nite b3ta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# writing? what you writing?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Book/Novel/Thing
Comedy, sci-fi, but mostly comedy.

Technically i'm actually rewriting it, but it's taking so long as I can't seem to sit down and work at it.
Plus thinking up funny things consistantly is difficult work.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# clever/creative and dapper and good taste in comedy...now music..what music do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I'm creative, dapper and have good taste in comedy...
and I'm a musician! Can I get sex too?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# what music do you like tho?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# The music which involves me going to sleep?
I don't really listen or even like much music.
I have a ridiculously small stash on my harddrive and most of that is obscure bits from films, tv series, games and so on.

As such I don't have any particular tastes, although I should warn you I do actually enjoy listening to Modal Jazz.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# music is brilliant tho!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# *shrug*
I was always watching obscure comedy series when I was young when people were listening to music
Or I'd be infatuated with films and cinema, I just never really sat down and listened to music much.

Even weirder I could literally count the number of books i've physically read on both hands, thanks to PCs and pdf files i've read a few more recently.
But my literacy seems to have manifested itself through mysterious means.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)
# books are also brilliant.
favourite authors?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:29, archived)
# As I said, I have basically read none.
And the most of them were in my childhood, like the Hobbit, some other books about virtual reality and aliens and Harry Hill's Flight to Deathrow.

I read Moab is my Washpot a few weeks ago, which was remarkably good. I read a few odd sci-fi novels I found a month or so before that.
No War and Peace or Pinter i'm afraid though. All my classicism seems to come from films, A Clockwork Orange the film but not the book etc.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)
# ah harry hill is great. i liked that book.
favourite films?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# You're determined to keep me awake
A Clockwork Orange
Seventh Seal
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
Primer
Pi
Apocalypse Now
Akira
Dr Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned To Love the Bomb
Hana-Bi
(I swear I had a ten best list, and there were others in it but I have forgotten them impeccably well)
I've still not seen 2001: A Space Oddessy, people keep telling me it has 'just been on Film4' aswell which incredibly annoying.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)
# i'm a bitch ain't i?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# If you really want to suddenly know everything about me
as if you scope me out like some weird sexual predator, can you do it tommorow when I am not trying to write as fast as possible so I can sleep?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# ooo!
i was just being friendly.

i won't bother..:P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Your loss
I'm sure the men of Brighton will welcome you back...

And now i'm literally going. G'night!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:42, archived)
# lighten up.
:P
night.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I might be drunk
but thank fuck I'm not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# best reply eva!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# haha!
did he say drainage systems...
eh?!!
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# TEH UPLAOD CODEZ!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# So, did you mis-type the number 4, by two keys?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)
# i typed
a 3 and sent
and then made me type some other shite
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# other shite, eh?
I LOVE HOW LAISSEZ-FAIRE U AR LOL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# You win today's award
for obscure French libertarian concepts i've never heard of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# l
ol
(iamdean!x, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# All true.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# grOWL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# For gods sake, he could have shaved for the big conference.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# TJ
anyone else watching this seriously weird version of the wizard of oz on ITV?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Mmmh, I'm not really watching, but everytime I butcher at it I completely lose wood.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not, but if it's oz, and cunting weird, I'm gonna guess
Is it Wild at Heart?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# close, The Wiz
Diana Ross as Dorothy and Michael Jackson as The Scarecrow
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# JD was in the wiz
flicked it on, and now get one more scrubs joke

that can't be jacko, he's black
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# it looks more like chump manbear up there
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# christ you're right, MJ looks like Chump's brother!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it's getting more and more fucked up
I'm watching chump manbear lubricate a robot with fake ears and a real afro!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA... Michael Jackson? Seriously? I thought it was some woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# seriously!
it's one fucked up film
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# hahahaha
the film's making my brain hurt now
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Dear lord.
I'd be tempted to watch it, but it sounds like the only thing that would out-weird Lynch.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# is it real?
I thought it was a side effect of all the gin I've been drinking this evening!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# WTF that is freaky
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Hello.
I'm drunk. We just finished giving my Dad his 66th birthday party whether he liked it or not. I just tried to work my Wacom with a CD marker. I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# did you take the lid off?
I hope you took the lid off.
To teach you a lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I wish I
had done, but I failed in even that. It was upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)
# it would difficult to explain to people if you had taken the lid off
and drawn a CDC on the tablet in permanent marker

but bloody funny
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I wish I had a magenta
florescent marker. I'm off my tits enough to deface things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Oh but you'll kick yourself in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# hello you
just got back from the hospital, after I rang for an ambulance... apparently it still might get a bit worse, but they took some tests, and hopefully I'll be okay soon :)

Apparently I've also got a dodgy liver :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# wassamatter?
edit : yikes, isn't the liver the one that heals itself after a bit?
get better
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# My whole body's covered in an intense rash from scalp to the soles of my feet...
it's spread in a matter of hours, and it was sort of doubling me up in burning rashy pain, so yeah... long story short, I called an ambulance, they came and picked me up, took some blood samples, injected me with hydrocortizone and antihistamines, and I got a free cup of tea out of the experience.

A good night all round, I'd say :)

edit: I think most of the body heals itself, but yeah the liver's good at that, what with all the alcohol we pump into it. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# serves you right for drinking that tropical cocktail
you giant gay

/ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# well GoS, I am a giant gay!
HANDS UP, IT'S A FAIR COP!

LoL rOfL
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Is it?
*cops a feel*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# you're a good lad, keep up the good work and feel better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Blimey!
That sounds rather horrid and troubling.

Still, free tea and, I hope, at least a week off work.

Get well.
(I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# liver takes about 2 weeks of nothing to heal, but stuff like gilbert's disorder and other such problems can cause issues
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# art thou an angel?
no we are but men!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# *rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# *puts straight jacket on*
*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Gilbert's is benign
but you need to be aware of it to stop doctors poking you too much.
(trepanning ...making holes in your head since..., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# causes me all sorts of trouble when I eat too much rich foods
which is why I'm a healthy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Hexachordal 'well enough to hold pen'
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Hahahahah
I don't get it, but I fucking love it. I think it's cos they look so happy. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Yay
g'nite
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Oh shiiiit!
*hugs*
I'm sure you will be fine!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I'm just thankful you didn't say nipples
then I would have felt really guilty.

Actually wait liver is probably worse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha
don't worry, my ridiculous nipples are in perfect health and awaiting development.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# That's not good.
*thinks good thoughts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# aww that sucks
*tea and sympathy and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# *takes your tea intravenously*
ooh yeah, that's the good stuff...

*takes your sympathy and hugs by the bucketload*

mm, more good stuff ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# tea and oranges?
/Leonard Cohen blog
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# hahaha
this is delightful, but has gone straight over my head. I'm currently smiling, but in a very perplexed way.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Leonard Cohen - Suzanne..has a line about tea and oranges.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# *wanders off to find famous blue raincoat*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# at leat you understand meeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# waa!
less of the scary!
less of the scary!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I'm sorry!
I forgot the internet increases the scary. :[
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# ANIMAL MAGNETISM!
*rubs cat*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# with a balloon?
balloons must be full of magnets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I've heard magnets are full of magnets too
and I only use amber rods to rub my cats, thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# CRAB MAGNETISM?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# CRAGNETISM?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Magnacrab!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# GOTTA CRAB EM ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# anyone else ever go crabbing?
y'know, bit of string, bamboo cane if you were feeling a bit upper-class, and either bacon rind (brilliant) or bread (crap) on the end as bait?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yes
usually when we were on holiday in the southwest or england. nowhere else, just there.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I used to go to the castle near mine
the moat had crabs. South england.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it was my parents suggestion that I go and try to catch some
now that I realise they just happened to be waiting in the pub, it makes a bit more sense
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)
# ....same, but grandparents.
Damn sneaky tactics.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# is it like dogging
but with added sideways?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Very much so
and no cars.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# and orange string
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# You got orange string?
High class. I normally made do with garden twine


Except once I got a plastic frame with orange string and a little weight on. That was so, so good.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# + then I came on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# no, you have to dangle it over the side first!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Indeed.
It might have been a him. It's hard to tell with crabs.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# as i live by the sea
yes i do, but i have a net and a big shiney fook off hook with 1/2 a mackerel on it, i only keep the soft back crabs because they're good to use as bait :) - plus its something to do :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# they were cooking the soft shell ones on TV this mornig
/end of swaza factoid
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# didn't the aerial get in the way?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# no, it's concentrated now
so only needs half the number of trucks, and hence... I don't know what I'm saying any more
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)
# surely cutting a truck in 1/2 would be silly
....depending which way they cut it of course?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# dunno
you never seen the herbie films? I think it would be pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Far less scary than the original pic.
I know most of us are rat-arsed, but ffs...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!!
Chump ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# is that mr hankey in the background?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I thought the same :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i like this
he also looks like tim allen.
obviously with more hair
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# to quote from family guy..
Peter-"I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff, and I have a criminal record"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
He was a model American student
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# bang
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)
# haha!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I might go about doing something fucking worthwhile one day
but until then
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# hooray!
and woo.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *humps thread*
*clicks*

*wipes thread down and leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Hahahah
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I fail to see how this is not worthwhile.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# FUCKING YES PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
neeeeooooowmmmmmmmmmm BOOOOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I too want fucking headphones
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Woo!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# that is a nice woo
i woo that woo
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# You 'hi cockalorum' a woo. You don't woo it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# OR ELSE THE WORLD WILL FUCKING SHIT ITSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# FUCKING SHIT IS THE WORST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I'm sorry


*hangs self
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Can I help in anyway? Perhaps lube up your dead body?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i'm not sure what inspired you to say that
but i just wet myself laughing
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Gross, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I bought Kk some awesome headphones. Hooray.
ALSO: I bought myself some awesome speakers, but they didn't feel well and so they're getting exchanged.
ALSO: I like your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# He is not at his 'puter now
but he says hello and he loves you.
Also, so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Aww, that's lovely, I love you both too
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# :D
KK: *tacklehugs GMos* *runs away again*
mofaha: *bums GMos*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# LOL
x]

How are you, gramma?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I'm excellent thanks
just kicking it old school doing some cheapo silly sketches seems fun enough, how're you my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Sounds pretty sweet.
I'm am great. ^.^
You didn't gets to hear my awesome news: I am going to be selling my art at a manga/comic con in April. I am super excited. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Nice one, that sounds ace, keep up the practicing and have tons of fun
/jealouses
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I'd offer you to come share a table with me
and sell your stuff, but it might be a bit inconvenient for you to get here.;p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# it's a pretty big journey, I'd probably just draw lobsters all over the table too, and shout at people if they asked for anything but lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# That would make me happy.
Please do this. You can sleep on our couch if you need a place to stay. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:51, archived)
# excelent
the other day, I was feeling particularly rebellious, so I put the earphone marked 'L' in my right ear, and the one marked 'R' in my left ear. Fight the system!
*raises fist*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I always wear them the wrong way round.
They just seem more comfortable that way. I assume the rest of the world's ears are bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# they never stay in my ears
and my ears are tiny
it confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# This just confirms my 'bizarre ear' theory.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# sounds like you need some gaffa tape
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# haha
might try that
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# a hat works too
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# no
a hat would look stupid
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I tried that once
but it gave me gonorrhea...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# you live and learn, you live and learn
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# DAMN THOSE TRICKY EARS
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i wear over ears
so that wouldn't work with me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# you could wear your clothes back to front like kriss kross instead
in fact I demand that you do it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# tomorrow's not good
monday however, i'll wear my work uniform and troosers backwards
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# woo
*jumps* *jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Haha
I always have this problem

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Apologies, I really am rather drunk...
Have something I started about 4 years ago, and just got round to finishing...

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# bloody junkie!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# apology accepted, for this looks delicious
and yet sugary.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# How much of that did you do?
If just the flake, woo!
If all of it, WOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Well...
the flake wittihn the last 15 mninutes, thne rest of it years ago... So all of it!

(god damn, typing is challenging...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Woo!
Have you got a flakeless version too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I'm surew I do on some image hosting site somewhere...
I shall track it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Yay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# sorry, but it looks to me like you just shopped a flake onto a photo of flowers? :/

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# shopped a
flower to look like an ice cream, or, as it is commenly known in the parlance of our time, a '99 ', which generally is accompanied by a flake.

Hence resulting in the above picture.... or somethingl.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# ah, nicely done then
I'm not british, so I'm not accustomed to your ice cream serving quirks
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# That's pretty funkeh :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# if there's a joke in there, I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Not really... just lots of purple
and EVERYONE loves pruple!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# This is true!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# It's my favourite colour :3
But then, I'm a dork and a fag, so don't take my word for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Really?
*distracts with collectible action figures*

*bums*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Why does he get action figures?
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# It's OK, you can have them.
I got a bumming.
You'd probably prefer the action figures.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Yes!
^.^
And also yes, this is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# EVERYONE'S A WINNER.
And a bummer. :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# HOORAY!
I'm not.

Are those Americana pants, the kind with red and white stripes on one leg, and blue with white stars on the other, really as terrible as I think they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# You mean like in REX KWON DO?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# EXACTLY!
I'm watching Napoleon Dynamite.

So...are they as bad as I think?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# if you think they're terrible
yes
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# They really are.
Unless they're worn in an ironic sense.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# How do you wear
something like that ironically?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# For REX KWON DO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# REX KWON DO!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# men..pfft!
barbies are better anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# i thought that said babies
and worried a little
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# wanna have babies with me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Women don't say that to me enough
Probably because I refer to myself as a dork and a fag to complete strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# well are you a fag?
because that would probably effect things in that sense.
unles it's not obvious or the women asking dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Well, no.
And I may or may not be a dork, but that's not my place to say.
I probably am though.

But still, I want more baby requests.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ok, will youuu have babies with me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Oh, if you insist :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i odn't want to force you or anything..
i don't want a rape case on my hands!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Well, I'll tell you what.
Why don't we flip a coin?

If it comes out tails, it's not rape.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# flippp it!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *coin moves in flipping motion*
*intense drama*






TAILS.

*sex*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Do you want to have babies with me?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Yes please!
Although, now it just reminds me of the gay couple in Big Train that were trying to concieve.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Strange, I don't remember that from Big Train
I remember the weird male prostitute

'So this is definately straight sex?'
'You can try gay if you want.'
'No definately straight sex.'

'Oh, that's how it works.'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ah i was watching that the other night
i love the antiques roadshow-esque sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I'd price this at no less..
..than fifteen billion pounds.



You know, you really are beautiful..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# YES!!!!
hahahahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# FOR GODS SAKE, GET YOUR HAND OFF HER TITS AND GET BACK TO WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# oh god i'm gonna have to youtube it now.
fucking genius.

edit:
youtube.com/watch?v=TsNnsniwFEA

YESSS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# D:
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# "you know we're going to go to bed together"
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Oh lord.
I fucking love that.

Also, I had an intense craving to listen to this earlier:

youtube.com/watch?v=yh9GEvMzA6I
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# hahaha fucking class.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# It's on Dave infrequently
But I get annoyed at that channel, I don't so much mind the repetetive programming but they censor and edit absolutely loads of stuff.
Really noticibly too, even after the watershed.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# yeah i watched it on dave.
i do love the prince sketch as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Kevin Eldon just makes everything ever
Literally he can't do anything wrong. He even makes Hyperdrive watchable.

"The SA-8000, this on the otherhand releases a shortwave cone of devestation. Most of the enemy are killed by the flying limbs of their comrades. Hah!"

Also the Virginia Plain and Let's make this precious sketch at the end of each series are hilarious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:31, archived)
# you have superb comedy taste!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Did you see the collection picture I put up before?
A lot of the radio stuff you can download of various preservation sites.

Also Kevin Eldon did a series of podcasts for Resonance FM called Speakers, which are among some of the funniest things I have ever heard ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:36, archived)
# no i didn't.
best radio thing i've heard in a long time was the peter cook sven from swiss cottage stuff. genius.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# It's all the preservation stuff I have
IE stuff you can't get on dvd or purchase


podcasts.resonancefm.com/archives/22
It's not sweary Peter Cook, but I was literally in tears of joy at points.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *favourites*
peter cook could make anything funny.
specially talking about giving his fish cannabis.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I'm more enamored with Armando Iannucci myself
I literally think he can make any random words instantly funny in his bizarre way.

Although that said i'm just not old enough to have heard absolutely everything. I've not really heard or seen that much of Cook and Moore.
Nor have I seen or heard Ted Chippington, there's just not the time.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Oh my
I must watch Time Trumpet again now.

B3TA SEEMS TO JUST MAKE ME CRAVE MORE AND MORE BRILLIANT COMEDY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Time Trumpet was basically just an extended version of 2004: The Stupid Version
Although as ever Stewart Lee as one of the critics is hilarious, especially how they made him shave his head and wear a cowboy shirt 'in his contract'.

'But what is more disgusting, an inside out woman, organs spilling out infront of an royal variety performance audience whilst singing Andrew Lloyd Webber medleys. Or the institution of Monarcy.'
'Well it's the inside out organ Lloyd Webber woman.'
'Well obviously, that wasn't a particularly good example'

Old TMWRNJ joke, but it seems new when Lee does it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# get yourself the best of what left of not only put also and bedazzled.
genius at work.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
# I have seen Bedazzled
I think that's one of the few things I have seen, as well as bits of the Record they did and also another film which I think involved Monsters in some capacity.

Unfortunately i'm sort of a massive nihilistic depressive, so I can't really devote my life to comedy or anything anymore.
I just collect the stuff I had seen in my younger years, because I have odd archiving desires.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# *drools at the awesome collection*
Richard Herring was our babysitter for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)
# What?
Do you come from Cheddar then?
Although that is still a pretty brilliant annecdote.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Pretty much.
I live in Shipham, but Cheddar is literally just down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# It's a pity Herring hasn't really survived as much
I think there was as much of his writing in Lee and Herring and Stewart Lee's, but I think Stewart Lee just has a better more niche standup routine.
I saw him do 'What would Judas Do?' at the Bush Theatre, he does some really fringe stuff.

You even got free bread, wine and peanuts.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I've seen Lee in Bristol
But not heard much from Herring, which is a shame.

They were both great, BRING BACK TMWRANJ PLEASE :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I AM ROD HULL!
I AM HIM!

So fellers, is there another series of Fist of Fun in the pipeline.
Errrr.....
Rod Hull, ladies and Gentlemen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I saw the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory while on holiday in America.
Me and my brother fucking flipped out when Kevin Eldon and Mark Heap were walking down the street talking.

Seriously, we were like freaks in that cinema from then on, damn near everyone looked at us.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Hahah
I remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# That's series 1
The gay couple is series 2, can't remember which episode.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I'm guessing you visited the box then?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I sure did
Thankyou very much :)

I have to upload for a little bit though, I've only got about 0.16 ratio and I'd like to get it as close to 1 as possible, but it seems nobody wants Big Train, Stella Street, or Shooting Stars.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# get some of the free stuff.
sometimes soaps are worth the download if you get them quick enough just for the upload to ex-pats.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Good plan :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# LET'S DO SEX
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *seckses*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# This is the best sex ever.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# It has both sex, and sex.
This sex is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# babbyz?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I don't think I'm allowed..
Ah fuck it, you can't be put on the register more than once anyway.

THERE'S CLEARLY NO RISK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I fucking knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hahah
Shit. I've been compromised. *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I FUCKING KNEW IT!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# *looks back*
*sticks out tongue* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! NANERNANERBOOBOO! *keeps running*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)
# You will be.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# What?
I will be what!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# YOU JUST FUCKING DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)
# MAYBE I WILL!
YOU FUCK FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Oh cunts =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)
# YOU WOULD!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)
# FUCKING PROVE IT THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# OH MY GOD
YOU RETARD! NOT THAT SWITCH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)
# *drinks piss*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Pineapple juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:05, archived)
# You fucking know it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Hahah
I has milks. Milks is better,
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Milk is better than my piss?
You really are deluded.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# But
It is better. Milk=yummeh. 'Pineapple juice'=not yummeh. Or at least not to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# not tonight,
i have a headache.

howzit?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:26, archived)
# damn you,
i'm not paying child support
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Naw!
Action figures for the win. I used to cut all my Barbies' hair off, and draw on their boobs with crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# exactly why barbies were so great.
i used to cut the tits off mine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# and do what with them?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# a friend wants to know.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# burn them.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# *hides his tits protectively*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# i'd never cut off or burn your sexy tits.
grope them maybe tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# thankyou
it's nice to know my mammaries are safe :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# You can cut their tits off?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# if you get a stanley knife and have a bit of spare time then you can.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hmm...
*finds knife* *finds barbie*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I'm not really into action figures.
The bumming was pretty ace though.

AND I STILL CAN'T FUCKING FIVE STAR EXTREME.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# NO ONE EVER CAN.
I CAN'T EVEN 5 STAR MEDIUM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I can complete Dragonforce on a much more regular basis now.
Still only 3 stars :'(

GH3 was so much easier than GH2 though, the engine was piss easy, and the tilt on the fretboard made it a lot easier to see the notes, I'm much less used to the GH1 and 2 engine now :'(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I can't even play extreme
I have only really played the guitar heros through proxy via my brother, so I haven't put the effort in.
Plus I am absolutely shit at music and guitar type dexterity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# more than words is on GH3?
Man it's getting sadder release by release.
(I helped save b3ta! Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# OOOoooo

Pretty.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# That scares the
fuck out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# *puts the fuck into you*
STOP DROPPING IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Slowly now
Re-inserting the fuck should be done carefully and over a couple of hours.
Hastily applied fuck can lead to serious injury!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I was in a hurry, I didn't know who was watching.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# hahaha!
For some reason, this pic makes me laff lots.
Perhaps it's good!
It looks like 70s Brummies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# It reminds me of Mr. Slave
from South Park. Cos the mustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# This predates mr slave by about a year.
*files lawsuit*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Sorry, folks, but 70s Brummies out-date this by about 29 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Hahah
that's ace. And long awaited. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# As thanks for Richard's present,
I am drawing you a tree :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Rly?
YAY! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Rly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I am excited.
*fidgets*

I am such a fidgeter. *fidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I fidget too.
*fidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Hahah
I has trifle. *offers some*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:47, archived)
# *accepts*
Mmm trifle!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# FILTH
KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# thats really quite nice
slight TJ: ive got a mouse and am trying to catch it - any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Get a pint glass or something of the sort (if it's square and deep, that should be good)
Then try and cut off all routes other than into the container.

Then just take it out the door and unleash it into the night :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# ive got a tupperware container propped up with a pen tied to some string and some old hamster food (god rest her) as bait
not biting yet tho :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Try not to bait it in
Just try and make it the only route for it to go to and nudge it towards it.

Might take a little while, last time I had to do it, it took about 10 minutes and I found out my cat had broken one of its legs =[

I HATE MY FUCKING CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# its in the kitchen somewhere
not entirelly sure where mind
It seems to scuttle off at the slightest movement aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# SMOKEY YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:33, archived)
# *SNAP*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i dont wanna kill the poor lil guy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# well, if you don't manage to catch it alive within reasonable time, you'll have to
maybe you can borrow a catching cage from someone
or just keep'im :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# got a cage from now dead hamster to put it in
catching cage would prob be teh best bet - doesnt seem to like peanut butter as suggested somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# just follow the cable from the back of your pc.
Alternativelty, I've heard mini marshmallwos and peanut butter are good for attracting the mouse, and then I would suggest one of those sticky things to catch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I have a sticky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I bet you do
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# teeheehee...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Do you need a tissue?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ...heeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# *wipes on your sleeve*
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# No problem.
*clones from tissue sample and abuses*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Sexy abuses or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Is there any other kind of abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# get a steep sided bucket
and make a little staircase with books up to the top.
place some smelly food in the bottom of the bucket and go to bed.
in the morning you should have a mouse in a bucket.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Genius!
This might just work :)
ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# let me know either way.
I've always wanted a mouse invader to try it with.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# no doubt I'll set it up, go to bed
and find that my flatmate has come back drunk and kicked the bucket or summik
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I presume you mean 'kicked the bucket' in the literal rather than euphemistic sense?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)
# yes
its set up now - box set of dvd's in steps form with an egg box ontop - hope this works
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# humane mouse traps
and wait a few days
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Dress up like a sexy girl mouse.
You already know the rest.
Glad to be of help!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# pfft
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)
# for work drunk that is very good have a woo especially if the whole flower is shopped.
here is something i started an hour ago. about half an hour ago realised it was shit and no one would get it anyway. plus it's covered in seams so not thread deserving
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Brilliant!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# you're right,
I don't get it...

But I do find it strangely enthralling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Vanillarice ice baby
also Tim and Condor Lisa.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# well at least one person got it
so i'm happy
(jonjonjon, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# bowl of ris krispies, please
*ducks*

EDIT: Risicles might have been funnier.

Nope, that's shit too.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Saw that kk was posting stuff she drew as a kid earlier.
Here's a self portrait I drew about 6 years ago.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# how old were you 6 years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# 24
I was pretty stoned and going through a messy divorce.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# divorce at 24! crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# at 24 I was right in the middle of my marriage
I think it might have been a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# right, i have just under 4 years to get married in!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I only have three.
It'll probably have to wait until my girlfriend realises moving up north is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# oo? do you not live near each other?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# 2 hours on the train.
Not too bad, but annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# ah thats a shitter.
i think thats what killed my last relation, well i was in brighton and him in leeds, poor sod had to drive down here.
long distances suck.
and all the men round here suck too!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# That's much worse.
We've managed for almost 2 years living a fair distance apart so we should be fine,
but I'm up north for at least the next 3 years and don't particularly want to go down south again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# how north are you and how south is she ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Leeds and Birmingham, at the moment.
She's spoken vaguely of moving to London, which I have absolutely no desire to do.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# leeds is vile.
i really hated it, altho the clothes shop called "jo brand's plus size fashion" in harehills cracked me up.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Leeds is great.
I'll be in Sheffield before long, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# brighton is better.
IT HAS MEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Ah, but it doesn't have my job.
Unless you can pay me well enough, no deal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i can pay you in kind?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# And in food, housing and beer?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I can't possibly agree to anything without definite beer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# West Sussex is better
IT HAS MEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# WE'LL I'M GLAD IT HAS ME :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Even that isn't enough to make West Sussex attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# how much do they charge?
driving to Brighton sucks too. Sometimes. Mostly due to parking issues.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hahaha. dave got fucking lost when he came down, didn't know where he'd park the sodding van.
you will all have to come down here and we shall all get pissed and have a big gay orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Well it is the gay capital of Europe
Gah, beaten to the obvious joke.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# i know!
hence my lack of man friend(s) from round here.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Yeah
I made some bad decisions quite early.
Couldn't be happier now tho.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Old drawings thread?
how about a skull i drew a couple of years ago

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# that's quite good that is

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Nah, that's years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# CORR!!
I hope you don't mind me peaing here..?

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Emo!
The drawing is nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# OEERPPPP!
They're lyrics from a Magik Markers song I was obsessed with at the time:

www.ravensingstheblues.com/mp3/Bad_Dream_Hartfords_Beat_Suite.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I think I just leaked

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Which orifice?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# any

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I object to you delving into my secret thoughts and putting the results on teh internet.
Any royalties going, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I'll owe you a pint?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# `v'
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I like your music, Thom Yorke
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# you rang?


www.flickr.com/photos/reckless_rik/275619045/
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Gorblimey! Without yr specs, you kinda look like a bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# cunt
evening
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# e'nin.
Messy Sunday afternoon pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I am ZOMG rehearsing tomorrow
and that takes up a lot of sunday. I was intending to go to Sutton last night with workmates and was going to call you.

But instead I got clamped.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Handy hint:
Don't get clamped.
*magnanimously waives fee*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Hahah
I started a trend!

I love it! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# KK IS a kid.
Or a fucking retard.
We indulge her.
*takes cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Aww bless
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# yes they do
see microcosmos (the movie)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# The Model M keyboard site is noisy and giffy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# giffy?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# full of gifs.
i guess
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# TURNS OUT THERE'S VERY LITTLE GIFS :(
www.modelm.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# not in my keyboard at least
I just got it and had to clean it out (it's been in a basement for a couple of years). Works fine though it's indeed pretty noisy for a keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Put it through a knackered old amp and let the distortion overwhelm the clixiniss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# also:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M_Keyboard

is probably the site you want for info, since "real" model M's haven't been made in over 1 1/2 decade.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# This reminds me of something I saw you post once
which induces recurring lauughter more than anything I've seen on here to date.
It was a disco man with an afro that someone had posted for colouring.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# By Walrus Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I think I prefer this:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# What on earth does tuna helper do?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# It's like the Windows Network Wizard...
But it helps you configure your tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I'll have you know my tuna is already perfectly configured.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# OI!
There are other places on teh internet you can go with that kind of talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# That's the one.
Although it was the accompanying text that made me laugh, "COLORINS HARD :("
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Hahaha!!! Yeah, I remember that!
*dribbles*
*loons out*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Where's your dribble bowl?
Where's your dribble bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# IN THE SANDBOX
IN THE SAHND BOKS
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I am neither.
Thank you very much. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Stop pretending, then!


x x x
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# I'm noot pretendinggg
I'm just a whiny teenager.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Doddering, elderly fuckers like me consider teenagers kids.
We're envious, cos you lot know everything and are always right, just like we used to...
*collapses in a corner and weeps for another 40-odd years*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Hahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You are cool as you are
The term 'grown up' is slightly full of shit if you look at life

and with the news Arsenal drew today, I depart

night folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# She'd be cooler with laser vision :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# How does you know
I haven't already got laser vision?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# You don't
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I do.
*lasers potato*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Prove it
I want video evidence of you lasering a potato.




Or a picture of a potato lasered in two

or just cut in half. Or even just two rough parts.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well
I'm on mum's computer so I can't give you evidence now, since this only has a touchpad, but I'll give you evidence tomorrow. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Because if you did your posts would start like this.
'I had some trouble with some people at school today, so I VAPOURISED THEM! MUAHAHA THE FUCKERS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE.

AHAHAHAHAH

Now here's some cute emo boys'
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# If I lasreed people at school
I'd get in trouble, maybe suspended or something. So I don't use it at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Who cares?
Noone would punish you if you could laser them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Well that's fucking useless then
I'm actually immortal, but I don't like to practice my immortality as it impinges on union legislation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Ahh
Well, I'm a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You're the worst vampire ever then
Plus, I am Dorian Gray the Immortal.
See profile for proof evidence.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I am not!
I am the awesomest vampire evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am a literary hero from beyond time
You are a rubbish vampire, you aren't even old and whine alot.

QED
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I am in a 15 year old body.
I am 250. Yes. I do whine a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:29, archived)
# " I am in a 15 year old body. "
I can have you on a register for that you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Nah
I mean that, like, I didn't like my old body, so I took another one.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Heh
A bit of of laser sinisterness culling Birmingham, might entertain the tourists

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Bring it on!
It'd entertain us locals, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Did he harm you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# when you look deep enough into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# I drew this in 1996/7/8 or something like that

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I found one of my school ones
it was of a dead match.
Cant really be bothered to play around with the scanner again tho.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# here:

my favourite kettle x
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I for one think you should make more of these things.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# your opinion is important to me
/opens flash
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hurray!
I might be off to bed soon, so be sure to repost.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# LOBSTER!!
More adventures! Bigger body counts! And tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I for two agree with this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# ^two
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I like the one with the banana gun
and the teacup
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# zomg
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Maddie eye!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# YOUR EYE IS SEXY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Thanx fella!
I'm rather fond of your nostrils.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Phwooooaaaarrr!!

Jordan and Jennifer Ellison (in case you were
wondering).
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# BOOBS.
INITIATE: SHIT CHAT UP LINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
I COME OFTEN.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *GRANNIES*
I LOVE YOU, I DO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I like purposefully fucking up chat-up lines
is that a ladder in your tights
or can I see myself in them?
Do you think I'd look good in tights?
Do you want a drink, I can afford a "no"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I like your tits.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# do you come here often or do you get your coat? Love.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If I said you have a beautiful body,
would you look better on my bedroom floor?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# DID IT HURT
WHEN I CUNTED YOU IN THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yes.
No Christmas card for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I BET YOU £5 I CAN MAKE YOUR TITS MOVE
WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM. *GRABS TITS AND HANDS OVER MONEY* OH WELL IT WAS WORTH £5.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Now that'd be a threesome to remember.
For all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *folk guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# pwoah!
i like a bit of folk guitar!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hello
I have a new bowler
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# hellllo
pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# zomgok
DAPPER
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# WOOOOOOULD!
WOOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i dislike fake tan
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# OH FUCK!
Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# ^This
+ I've had the one on the right
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Had 'em both
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# You're such a liar!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Am nott!
xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Am tooo!
vista
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Noo!
95
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Bah, you win
dows
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Oooh
winnar

dows.

;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Winrar!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Hahah
There was a .rar file on my computer and it made me super happy. I RAWR'd at it. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Why did it make you happy?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Cos rar!
Like RAWR only more computery. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)
# rar files make me happy in general.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Because whenever I download one
it's got something in it that I want :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Ahh
right. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:40, archived)
# *beam me up Scotty*
Now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# had, would.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That reminds me
when is the next Blackpool bash?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I did consider putting something about these two being the best looking women in the North
but thought better of it.

They are though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# never seen me in a frock then have you son?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I am never going to Blackpool again
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# my parents live there
I have no choice
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# COR!
I would, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Baggage!
Not much better now. Arf and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i hate that bitch so much
can't believe she's become a pin-up just cos she got her tits done.

she's such a twat
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# The end of that Twuny Furburger
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# THIS!!!^ ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# all over your *boink*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Funny how real life is.
I often meet women on Mondays,
and yet I hardly ever end up between their kidneys no matter how long I leave it.
He must've been doing something right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# scalpel?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
Forceps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# No, for surgery
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# *passes you some rusty salad tongs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# sKug, it's your lucky day!
*starts up delicate surgical implement with big sign on it saying "CHAINSAW: NOT FOR USE BY UNQUALIFIED PERSONNEL".*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# my friend tried to cut his leg off with a chainsaw
accidentally...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# If only.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# ARGH!
Nightmares of Knightmare!

ARGH FUCKING ARGH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# surely it's a dream come true if it would happen.
or do you hold a candle of secret man love for craaaaaaaaaaig david.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Replacing his face with the evil health skull from Knightmare
Is not an improvement, at all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh come on!
you luuuuuurve him!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# How could anyone love that beard?
It's a pencil line for christ's sake. Almost as bad as my brother.
Grow a real beard, stop having haircuts. Sodding cretins.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
i had a very nice biro beard the othernight. more foppish than craig david-ish tho.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# You're just a child really
/Stephen Fry blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# pssssssssh!
stop being mean to me!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Awww
I wuv wou wearry (I hear putting Ws instead of constonants makes you more emotive)

Now come and gorge in my embrace, feed off my majesterial mirth and bask in my 90s comedy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# or sound like jonathan ross.
now that sounds like a smashing lovely offer.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Jonathan Ross is a lovely offer?
I feel hurt.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# nooo.
but you offer of 90s comedy thingie was lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well do it
Pick up the ball and run, throw caution to the teeth of the gale. Don't look back, there's nothing there. Not even memories. Just a road you never travelled stretching back to a place you never came from, where fruit grows on trees you've never climbed, in an orchard where you lost your virginity to a boy named Timothy who died of Horlicks poisoning before you were born.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I can actually read that monologue (there is more of it)
almost as fast as Stephen Fry does. Fear my skills!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# *fears*
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Yes
Now I think we should abandon topic before it falls off the edge of the earth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# awwww!
*hugs and kisses topic goodbye"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I liked that show
And by that i mean i saw it once when I was young, then spent several (7) years trying to work out what the show was. Then finding it, aged 19, and realising it was crap.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# HURAHH. KILL THE CUNT WITH HAMMERFIRE.
TJ: Can anyone recommend a good PNG optimiser for Windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# While we are at it
what on earth was the .bmp evolved into being for? Just out out of curiosity?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You have to store the image uncompressed at some point
and BMP is the format Microsoft came up with for that (or more likely bought or stole it from someone else).
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# That's the way! Everybody now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# mesmerising
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# this looks so familiar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# For a split second
this starts as a rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# scanners?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Was my guess too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Is it The Running Man?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Scanners, but that's just a guess.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scanners
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# his hat doesn't appear to be damaged
just relocated. How bizarre.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# am it tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Haha, you're still going with this?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I will keep making these until my prostate fails
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# In that case, I hope your prostate is healthy and long-lived.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I hope so too!
being male, things look awfully grim..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# bah, lung cancer will get me first

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# oh yes, I have been wondering about that for some time
how many smokers are there left on b3ta? Count me in btw
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I toke,
but dont smoke.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I smoke
heartily.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# ghhhnurrh?*
*yes
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Nice one!
It is, such a kind boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# LOL perspective.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# (thats my fault!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# The orginal image was one of my posts
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *points*
he

't was him
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Oh in that case,
LOL PERSPECTIVE :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Would you like the orginal without the b3ta on the pc?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hehe ok, cheers
and the names of the mongs please ta
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I'm pretty sure one is a young Peter Crouch.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i'm honestly not sure
i didn't save that
edit : i can't find it - hold tight...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# :D nice

Sorry 'bout the roastage, it just seems appropriate.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# CHAKA CHAKA PATA PON!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# oooh, another follower!
*drums*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# It's the most addictive game
since Loco Roco. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# the world needs more innovative games
I miss the old C64 times when most game concepts were new :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Pah.
Whilst I respect your taste in Pata Pon, I'm dismayed by your "games used to be better sentiment".
With all due respect sir, bollocks. In general games have gotten progressively more entertaing
with time. If you look across the board the best games of today are far better than the best games of yesteryear.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# what I'm saying is that most game 'innovation' is in better graphics nowadays, not in new forms of gameplay
I wouldn't want to go back to the 8bit era, but I'd like so see some more games being released which are different and not just the same concept as always with just better effects
good recent examples are Okami or the yet-to-be-released Spore
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I think that era is idealised.
I was playing on this earlier www.nintendo8.com and it made me realise
just how samey the games were. I think back then innovations was fewer and further
between and so were remembered to be bigger than they were. I still play my
SNES occasionally for the nostalgia value but never gameplay. Also, Okami
was a brilliant game.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# yes, there was also much shit out there on the game market (as is today)
but still, many of my most favourite games ever are from the 90s
each to his own, I guess
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Indeed so sir.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# You don't need to excuse yourself from reposting that.
It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I'm always looking for the carrot at first :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I made this for you.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# hahaha, top :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# bit of a mouthfull!
ooer!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I still have no idea how to pronounce this.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# me neither!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# My best guess is
Tussatsar.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# well i'm ment to go for a drink with him sometime so i will ask him!
and try and not get so drunk i forget.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Are you going to the london bash?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# no, but i wish i was. if i find a job by then and someone will let me bum a bed for the night i'll go.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Riverghost it providing beds at £12 a go.
*resists making a joke about bumming*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# £12!!!!!
psh, if i were/am going i will charm my way into a bed! for free!
hahaha that sounds so wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# :O
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i ment it in the most unsexual way!
i'm sure someone would feel sorry for me and offer me their couch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I don't fancy your chances.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i remember everything
i still remember a fair amount from the time i drunk 4 bottles of red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I had so many entirely forgotten nights in first year at uni.
I even don't remember falling asleep next to a main road and being rescued by strangers.
Who I then argued with and refused to take bus money, because I wanted to walk home.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahaha. i blacked out a few times one night.. and i remember bits.
next day i woke up covered in mud and bruises.
i seem to remember falling over on a pavement and singing duran duran songs.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I woke up with bruises most mornings.
I have no idea how they were created.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# By blunt force
I imagine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Yes, but of what?
And why?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# me, i nip in of a night and give you a good beating.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Doesn't beating up babies give you enough pleasure?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Your heart is as black as coal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Toaster.
(At least that's how I do)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I pronounce it ts-sat-sir.
In my head, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Quite similar to mine.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *low aces*
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Satsuma.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# EPIC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# hahaha.
time to pea this beauty


thread and bigger here...
b3ta.com/board/8077215
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *gives sympathy woo*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# awww. thank you.
still i think that picture stands alone as one of the great tributes to mongs and mongychops.
altho pasanonics picture of mongychops fishing is a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# For a while, I read that as 'fisting'.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# even better!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# This reminds me of the kind of kids whose parents bought them a vic 20.
(with apologies to the under-30s, who will ris)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I looked over my shoulder to make sure no-one was looking...
...then I did a lol.
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# i thought we had buried this,
never to be brought back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
#

click for slightly bigger image.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# pfffffft I like that
which reminds me of a video I saw on /links a while back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xSOuLky3n0
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i like that :)
very well done
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Haha, that is absolutely fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# My foot's cold...
Woo :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaa!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# those are just temporary, yes?
they'll go away with time, right, doctor?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Im sorry to have to tell you that its permenant.
But then it is your parents fault for naming you Wooface McKenzie.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# pffft! :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Bones, help us!
I'm a doctor, not a hair transplanter!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# HA HA HA heeeee
heh
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# What? Who are you?
bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums bums
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I think he will have 3 bums, and I am eager to discover the truth.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I think 5
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I'm gonna say 35
to be different.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# He should keep a log blog.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Hmm
who do I know that did that!? e_e
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Manley
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I would love
to injure him. With fire and forks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# So would I.
And angry hornets.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I am watching Wayne's World!
There's a guy in a black tshirt, pink bra, and tightywhitey's. He's dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# You're lying,
I don't have a black t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Hahahah
Aw. I want strawberry bootlaces. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# So do I, now.
Damn.
I'll have to settle for milks!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Ooh!
Ooh! Me, too! *gets milks*
Would you like to sit and watch Wayne's World with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I would love to, but I do not see how :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Aw.
:[

We can imagine. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahah
I think that's all we can manage.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I guess so.
I have never seen all of this movie before. I likes it.

mofaha is cooking with onions. My eyes are tearing. D':
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I've seen a bit of the second one.
And D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# I heard it wasn't so good.
But never seen it.

I has burnt sticky rice and peppers. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I has just finished MILKS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *glees*
But what is his answer?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# In this one, the blob only has 5 legs.
socks
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# But how many bums?
The public must know.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# "Hmmm, Ribbed or Fruit Flavoured?"

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Hee-hee-hee-hee!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I'm guessing 5
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# roflwoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :)
I would ask this as well, obviously

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# 3 bums, 6 cheeks
that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# No, no, no, mister
Six cheeks
Five holes

Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# That's just greedy.
Noone needs that many holes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# except for japanese cock monsters

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Well, Japanese cock monsters have an entirely different set of rules.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# sounds reasonable

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Cheers
I do try. Non of my pictures are really online anywhere at the mo. Perhaps I should put them up somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# but HOW MANY DICKS, man, HOW MANY DICKS?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Oh thats another question altogether.
perhaps 3 or 5 furry front bums?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# that may also be an option or two
:)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Ah, this reminds me of when the police questioned me about the contents of my garage.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# The same amount as bums
because if he was gay, another gay of his species can do him five times at once.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# how many dicks must a man wank down...
♪♫♪♫
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# 78
including his own.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# :3
Or :5 I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# ...
The ultimate question is, what constitutes a bum? A pair of cheeks or a hole?
This creatue will obviously have 6 cheeks, one way or another.
(joepublic 's opinion does not represent that of the public, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Surely there's no bum without hole.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# What a lovely thing to stumble across as I open firefox :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# :D
hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I'm all wavey at your face
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# I say he has nothing but dreams
Although I shall concede that these dreams may be of bums
(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Found her!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# That's not what I ordered!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ^this
*makes sound of hands clapping*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahhaahaha
That is completely, and marvelously completely fucking insane!

Woo Yayness
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Cheers there chap.
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Last panel for the win
best ever
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# That was a last minute decision.
glad it panned out.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# To be honest, I'm amazed noone has looked there before.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Haha!
This is brilliant.

I think.. :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for challenge
/href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/2a009109e13710021090/blairtwit.jpg" target="_blank"www.b3tards.com/u/2a009109e13710021090/blairtwit.jpg
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Needs more <img src=""></img>
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# ^Them
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# /\^'=,
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ~~~~\o/ ~~~~~/\~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# B====o ' ^ ' , _
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Make me
:D every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# seems to be floatin....
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I know, it's because he's an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Comic Sans Cat approves



(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Why
Is there bloodshed amongst fonts?
(joepublic 's opinion does not represent that of the public, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Because Comic Sans is shit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That...
...is a perfectly valid point.
What is this one? Arial?
(joepublic 's opinion does not represent that of the public, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Not sure, but I have no quarrel with it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# That needs more valid HTML
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/2a009109e13710021090/blairtwit.jpg">
Try again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/2a009109e13710021090/blairtwit.jpg" alt="nnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhh I cant copy and paste" />
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# <img src="www.b3tards.com/u/2a009109e13710021090/blairtwit.jpg"></img>
Try that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# The suspense is killing me =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# So is AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# THANK GOODNESS FOR AYDS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# LOL.
Do you want some?
I've still got a little left over.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Ohh ohh ohh me me me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# You can't have any until you've finished your dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I HATE PARSNIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# WELL, LOOKS LIKE I GET TO EAT ALL THE AIDS, THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# *TANTRUM*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# *PANTS RUM*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# That's because you have me on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Yes
TJ: Does anyone have a decent method for making or optimising animated gifs of tv clips or anything raw like that.
Imageready seems to give muhussive file sizes even with colours down at about 16. Even scanlines are giving me ridiculous sizes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Have you tried removing every other frame?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# this

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Removed 4 out of 5 frames and it's still ridiculous
Some people seem to have really good looking gifs on the board with almost no filesize, what magicks are they using?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Have you made it physically smaller?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# much movement in the clip makes the file big
even in a scene with a still camera, the pixel noise blows up the filesize
try masking the areas which don't change (much) with a still frame
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# reduce the dimensions by 50%
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Replace the animation with a big picture of a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# 1. scale down the video
2. reduce the frame rate
3. use no (or another method of) dithering
4. hand-crop the moving parts in each successive frame

roughly in order of effectiveness & amount of work
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I've done all bar the last option which I will try
Although on the one I was trying it kept zooming in, which can't help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# if you can provide a link to a large gif version or movie I may be able to mess it about a bit
edit: if the camera is moving about a lot there usually isn't much you can do except what you've tried already. Unless you remove all of the background.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# What are we dealing with here?
How many frames, physical image size etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# 200x150
50-60 frames

Even on 32 colours it is about 400KB, with scanlines it will be about 200KB.
But I swear I have seen long and scanlineless looking gifs on here, which is what confused me. I presumed Imageready was being arsey.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Send it to me
email somewhere in profile, i'll reveal what you've missed, though that's a lot of frames
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# try losing some more frames
and as I said above, the more movement, the bigger the file, try masking out the noise (if the camera's not panning or zooming, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# As I hinted at above
if each frame is completely different from the previous (in other words, if there aren't any blocks of pixels that stay exactly the same from one frame to the next) that kind of file size is expected. Especially, if you don't have largish blocks of one solid colour (and most video doesn't have any blocks of solid colour to speak of).
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# good question
Are we talking video (i.e. jpeg frames) or cartoon, or some other medium?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# It's the nature of animated gifs I'm afraid.
Try reducing the number of frames if you can get away with it. Frames = time = money :(
There are many tips for optimising animation. Best bet is to make what looks good, then use a snippet of it for a link to the main feature.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Try <img src="http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg">
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# UPLOAD COEDZ!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Christ
Posted Sat 1 Mar, 23:19, still struggling with the internet mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Inter... what?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# It was a dream once
barely a hint on the breeze..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# your hat is broken
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# it's not a repost
unless your previous image was

Anyway, I like Tony. I have a good job and a house, which is more than I ever got under the Tories.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I drew him for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# For who?
Also: First time I've refreshed in bloody ages. And you're right there.
Edit: Also: That's really really lovely! *squee*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I dunno.
I just couldn't think of a better subject line.

Hahah KK senses?

Squee. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hmm...tingly! :D
The best one was last night.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Ah
our well timed pictures. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Yes :)
"There is no coincidence"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# There isn't?
o.O
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Silly Kk, it's lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I knew thaat!
*shifty eyes*

;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# ¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I agree.
What a coincidence.

/Fforde
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *plop*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *plop*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hello SkUGgles
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# howdy
I had to pop out earlier, thanks to the people who did the animated background thingy for me!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# i thought i saw a ninja then!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Her neck looks like a ham.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# that's because ham is made from cat necks
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# That's your cat you heartless bastard
*ponders the value of gingers in society*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm not ginger.
And yes, she is our cat, and I love her to bits, but I can't deny that it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I'm not that ginger either
but have had a life time of being told I am. It's great fun if you shave it all off, and realize you have suddenly become a ginge with attitude

all fear you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# It must be fate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# It is, because true love is always something fate-related.
Grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# this is the internet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# You're right. I should grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# bahahahaha.
gets me everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Well duck next time
You fat east asian baby.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Haha, I'd like to hear this insult used more often in everyday conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# :(
I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED!

nice non-picture of you by the way(from earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# The Dorian Gray one?
The resemblence is striking, I never even really noticed until I google image searched and found that exact image which looks almost exactly like me.

Although I usually have stubble constantly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# still if you look anything like that chap in the picture..well you know
pwoah and all that sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I try my best
Well I don't, but at least I look passable for someone who puts no effort in.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha.
best way to be! effort is for losers!

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# About ten years ago
Liza more or less fell out of an S-class Merc one lunchtime infront of me outside a hotel at Hydepark Corner being completely smashed

I of course wasn't shocked what so ever, and continued my day unconcerned
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# She certainly is a classy lady.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# i model myself on her.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# How many babies have you slapped today?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# loads.
i have this urge to go and dress up like liza now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Awesome.
It's about time someone fought back against the baby menace threatening out nation.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# You forgot 'his' mouth
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hahah
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# cheers
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# No problem.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# this reminds me of bread for no reason :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# He has
a loaf-y head. Possibly that is why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *warms buns*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# aaaaaaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... wait what we laughing about?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# That guy over there
*points* he just fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *looks up from the floor*
....oh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Get up silly,
I has talking about that guy. Way over there. *points again* He keeps tripping over his own feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I ALREADY TOLD YOU I CAN'T DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I think it might be the music
that's making you trip. *puts on techno* Come on! *dances* ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Techno dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahahahah
^.^

He's dancing quite well to Malice Mizer, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# He's doing a pathetic job of dancing to electric wizard over here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Doesn't work with Hey You
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Also seems to be working with
ACF
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# *dances with*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# *falls over*
*grabs your arm*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Careful there.
xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# I can't dance
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Neither can I.
But it is fun! *dances* *makes you join*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Ugh, fine!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# his head looks like Kirby :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Aww
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Kirby bread?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# BOXHEAD HAS BOX FOR HEAD.
Hellote.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# HE HAS BREAD FOR A HEAD
HE IS LOAF-Y.


Hello. How was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# My day was good
Although, I just typed out the interesting parts and accidentally reloaded the page instead of posting it, so I'll not bore you.

Yours?!?!?!!?!?!??
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Aw
slight fail, there, then. Unfortunate.

Mine was good. I went to the thrift store. Then I had to teach my mum how to do grocery shopping. But she failed anyway and mofaha and I had to go back and get more stuff. Then we forgot something so we went back a third time. x[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# So, I failed a bit.
You failed A FUCKING PISSLOAD.

Also, way to make Mofofofohohohohoho hate me. Now he thinks I hate cats. I MUST HATE YOU BY DEFAULT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# FUCK
I did not fail A FUCKING PISSLOAD!


He's pretending to hate you, so you won't find out about his secret love for you. He wants to touch your bum. He told me. : x
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Well he might have to wait a bit.
It's still sore from the last time he just wanted to "touch" it.
He gets so fucking carried away sometimes.

Also, YES YOU FUCKING DID.

What groceries did you forget?
DID YOU FORGET THE PINEAPPLE JUICE?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Alright
but he may be a bit dissapointed. Just to warn you.

NO! We went back the second time to get moar cheese (even though I'd got some, mofoho wanted some other). Then the third time for ginger. Which they didn't even seem to have. I never want to go to Whole Food ever again. Also, I got vegan choc chip cookie dough icecream stuff. It was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# No u.
So if I'm so fail, what could you have done today to make you nonfail? It's a very hard thing to do, unfailing someone so failed as yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I made a yawning kitty.
I had yoghurt and soup.
I killed lots of people, and they thought I was hacking.
I might play some guitar hero in a bit.
All of these things unfail me infinitely.

You is da fail :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Yoghurt and soup?
That sounds very fail.

I quoted NMTB in the car with mofaha.
I dyed my hair (okay technically that was during the week)

But the hair makes me totally unfail.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hardly.
Once, I threw up after eating a load of soup and yoghurt.
The lack of spewing this time must enforce my lack of fail.

Anyway, let's not get into this, because you know how much I rule, and how much you fail, and I'd really rather not have you crying yourself to sleep tonight after I drill that thought into your consciousness.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# See?
It makes you sick. That fails. mofaha's bread with cheese and facon is right. That am the best.

ALSO, YOU CAN'T BE BETTER THAN ME, BECAUSE I HAVE BLUE AND GREEN HAIR!
How did you know I cried myself to sleep? You are stalking me. That makes me unfail. Because obviously you love me.

EDIT: Also I get to sell arts at a manga/comic con. THAT MAKES ME ALL TEH AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Facon, that's pretty awesome actually. :3
And also, the rest of that is pretty good.

Apart from the love and stalking thing.
Seriously, it's ok just to admit you have a crush on me, I'm not going to hate you for it, most people do.

And I say "people" rather than women for a very good reason. *winks at mofoohoahofohaoowfohofoshfaoinffoo*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# *feels up a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Pssh
You wish. You just want to know your feelings are returned. x]

You one of those guys who gets hit on by other guys? That happens to my friend a lot. But he's gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I do occasionally, but that used to be because I didn't have the beard
And a few people thought I was a girl.

It's not that we were talking, they just kind of lunged at me and I had no idea what was going on.

It probably doesn't help that me and a load of my friends make jokes about us bumming all the time.

Hell, even me and my brother joke about that.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# What does having a beard
have to do with getting hit on by other guys? Some people think I'm a boy. Or at least look like one. Hahah.

Just...out of nowhere? Like...*lunges at*?

Ahh...yeah...that might be part of it. Or it might be because you're so damn flamboyant.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# I didn't have the beard when they hit on me.
That was my point.

And it was a dark club, someone fell on me and seemed to be angling towards me in a drunken fashion.

I was not impressed, as they fell on me, then tried to have their way with me.

Didn't even buy me a fucking drink first.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hah
Remarkably, if I can be needlessly insulting for a moment, from the drawings and stuff in your profile you look like a slightly older version of a friend of mine.

He's a crossdresser.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Ha, awesome.
Either I must look old, or he is a confused child, as I'm only 18.

I wouldn't take offense to it, as I'm not a cross dresser, so it's all good in tha hood.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Well he's only 18 as well
He just looks more boyish, and girlish when he's dressed.

For some reason though a lot of young crossdressers have that type of really tight back blonde hair.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Fair enough :3
Well, if anyone ever sees me in a dress, I blame you, and only you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Fair enough
Although personally if you were in a dress i'd be more inclined to punish you rather than t'other way.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ooh, you're a bit like that then are you?
*wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# My friend is a crossdresser.
He is also large and black.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Now there's a few more differences there between me and him.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Hahah
yeah. He also moved, I think he's in institutionalized, now.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# He's in the band?
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Typing fail.
He's been institutionalized. Now I wanna listen to the song by Suicidal Tendencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Ahhh
I see.

Hahahah I don't why bu that is giving me IRL LOLZ. It might be the mental image I get. With you making all retarded faces, and drunken person giggling.

What a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# In fact, the retarded face and giggling was the other way around.
I was shocked and then nearly died laughing, as I was on cricket tour and was drinking rather heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Ahahah
Okay.

Wayne's World is on. :D
Then Napolean Dynamite afterwards. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I love Wayne's World.
I might find the DVD later, I miss it so.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# We are not mental or anything.
So don't be afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Do you have ze Rock the 80s pack?
*loves Play with me by Extreme*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Fucking yes.
I can't find my GH1 DVD though =[

I have all of them for the PS2, I'm an original fanboy through and through.

And yes, Play With Me is fucking immense. :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I've got Frets on Fire
There is a Shadow of the Colossus guitar song someone made for it. I can't even really recognise it from the game, but it's still awesome.

I also tried making a guitar version of the speedball 1 themetune, but setting all the notes up was far too hard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# That's pretty cocking ace.
I'd love to actually play FoF, but it sucks with a keyboard, and because I'm a PS2 user, I can't use the USB guitar =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# I love using the keyboard
Especially as mine weighs about 2 kilos, although if I ever get to Expert level it will no longer work.
As it can't do certain three button combinations.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# thrift make wallpaper paste
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# ...
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# He appears to be collecting fluidin his right leg,
perhaps he has incompetent valves in his veins?
Also, that is rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Does he?
He should get that fixed. xp
Thank you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# He should.
If he stands up for too long, he could faint.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Oh noes!
0.0
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Pikachu has eaten a child
and absorbed its form.

Now it walks among us, spreading its appalling games and collectibles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Hahah
I love pokeymans.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I have a level 100 black Charizard
/FACT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Awesome!
My firned has a mudkipz, and he's refusing to let it evolve, so it will always be a mudkipz. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Bad idea.
I tried that once.
I didn't realise, at the time, that they get so much stronger if they evolve as early as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS FUCKING MOONSPEAK?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# POKEYMANS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Ooh
noes. I shall warn him at school on Monday. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# :D
On monday, I will be rid of this letter!
It contains the word "evil"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# *gasp*
*fidgets in seat* I'm exciiiteddd.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# :D
Richard and I had a can of coke each, I put the tabs in the envelope for you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Oh
yay! *tacklehugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I'll send you any that I get.
But you have to keep mine seperate until you have enough! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Okay!
I promise. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Boowa dadi


Click for bigger (92KB)
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# BOOM YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# What's going on
in that video, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ..
an explosion :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Okay.
It looked like someone practicing their log roll. Or possibly dive roll. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Boo-hoo Dali

for shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Oh, be nice.
Give him a burger.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# i do not understand
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# havn't posted for a while
heres a saturday night doodle


Click for bigger (78KB)
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Straight out of the 80's!!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yeah the source was from 1983
tis a cousin of mine
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# :{
everyones posting drawings, i dont have none :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I'm not, I can't draw. I'll repost a bad pun instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# This is rather ace!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ha ha 'ave it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# HE'S MELTING!
MEELTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGG
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# If we are on the topic of melty faces...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i really like this
big fan of biro-art
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# This is pretty fucking cool, it is.
Though the signature seems to say "Perv"... :p
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I swear you must have gone through the archives just so you could mimic what other people said
It's JERU FOR FUCK'S SAKE! ARGH!!

*rages*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Don't make me set my face on you
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# What a terrifying image.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i can't even bloody draw
/talentless
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)
# This^


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# who sat on her?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# has the girl you drew a carrier of 'Mong' ?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Paris Hilton?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

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