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# happy as larry...
(jamesgray_b3ta, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# GNOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# How many zombie books are there now?
/waiting to buy himself blog
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# only 2
I've been side tracked by a fuck load of work.

I do fully intend to get books 3 and 4 done so that the whole thing can be put to bed properly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i would quite like to be zombified if possible
but im rarely seen in photos. is it too late for me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I have about 100 requests
to fit in to 12 spaces.

But you could be very, very lucky.
Send a nice picture of yourself and when I finally get around to the final ones cross your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# will do, hopefully tomorrow
i alresadyty havbeew mnmyu ffjinghersd cvcrossaed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# gnops zoos would be
good
(jamesgray_b3ta, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# i didn't realize gazza was a ginger
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahah reminds me of this

Not strictly a gnops, but still..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Nah, it's better shopped than that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# everything reminds you of him
because he is the first man who you reached orgasm to
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
beautifully put. but I would suggest "person" rather than "man".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# I think you should take a break from b3ta for a month, seriously...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
a month ever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I think you should stop being a cunt, but we both know that's not going to happen either.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# easy there tiger
10 months versus 4 years 10 months, by my Top Trumps maths that says you should shut up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Well in truth, he IS a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# maybe when you've had the pleasure of meeting a girl
who lets you touch one, you'll change you mind about calling him that.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I have had that pleasure, and I see your point.
He is still, however, a thoroughly unpleasant person.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# wearing your mums dress and lipstip and wanking in the mirror doesnt count
;P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# But he's talented
We like that.

Being a nice guy doesn't cut it. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I think we can all agree here...
that cunts are great
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# How the hell is he meant to find the time to do that?
Helloes fella, how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# hello
I'm verrrrrrry, very dryunks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Huzzah!
Have one for me... actually don't, I'll have one for myself. *cracks open a belgian beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I opine that this picture is likely hotter than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# It's not :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I CAN PHOTOSHOP MY OWN PORNOGRAPHY, THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Gazza?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *drips*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# My, it's been a while since I last saw a gnops on here

well-gnopsed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Mictoboy's had....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# ...a poo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# only if your me
(jamesgray_b3ta, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# goo goo ca choo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Gary loved her, but loved his pint more

Just a quicky
(I helped save b3ta! Scottyk1, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Dae?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# where is Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# In the sand
/Kevin
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# but urh kev
/perry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# he's got a face full of Steve
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# now if only i didn't read that as steve
i did read it as steph' which makes more sense to me...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Some some steve some say stephen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I was thinking stephanineine!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# MY CAT DRINKS HORLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# MY WHORE LICKS CATDRINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# MY WHORE LICKS CATDICKS

I thought it said that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# My hicks breaks that law.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Is that hexachordal?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hexa is a woman who serves frogs?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# He's a boy.
He looks a bit like the woman there:
youtube.com/watch?v=WcBl3V6D5MM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# you are gay for him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Which b3tan AREN'T I gay for?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# the girls
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Not according to Caewan.
I'm a lesbian now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i didn't realise he had a mullet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I couldnt think of anywhere better to post this

so here have this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Is there something about Mondays
that makes people want to post scary/depressing stuff?
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah. I don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# There's no need to make it any worse really?
I suggest now is a good time for beer.

It's beer time, b3tans.
(mediumpete and his frozen cheese collection wrote this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Tempting, but not a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Tell me why?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Pfew!

Meeeeeetings day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# What on earth do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
I don't limit myself to mondays... but yeah now you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Dont accuse me of watching this show...
But the slimy guy in the background is thinking `I'll ave some of that`
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# How cute!
He looks so happy with his pipe and pint!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Needs more granny
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# bit late, but
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Hahah!
But late for what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# the Boer War
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Just a tiny bit late, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# yep, 85 minutes
what year is it again?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# 1987
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
#
late for this
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# In what way is it showing the positive side of scientology?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# AYyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# History is often reality
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# History is always reality.
Just reality that is in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Lol
I agree with that
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# And I like your animation.
I like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Tintin, meanwhile, is not history,
and historicism is wank.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Pah
You temporal chauvinist
(Simanenyee (killed to bits), Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh yes!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# this is great
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Coolness

one of the few tintin albums I own
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# stephen tin tin duffy?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The original singer of Duran Duran
See, I know some stuffs...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# aye
and in The Lilac Time, one of the best bands ever...though terribly twee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# found it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDXV2_eYJJ4&feature=related

those were the days, this is the version i bought all them years ago. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# heheh
I have the 7" of that somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahah
this is a very good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# america fuck yea!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# yes gary it is, now suck my cock..
matt damon...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# matt damon
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I like to spend Monday evenings thinking about the death of the world.


YES, HELLO NOOBIE MAN, THIS IS RUBBISH.

Guilty of Apocalypse: The Case Against 2012

The thesis of this book is that the year 2012 will be pivotal, perhaps catastrophic, possibly revelatory, to a degree unmatched in human history.

1. Ancient Mayan prophecies based on two millennia of meticulous astronomical observations indicate that 12/21/12 will mark the birth of a new age, accompanied, as all births are, by blood and agony as well as hope and promise.

2. Since the 1940’s, and particularly, since 2003, the Sun has behaved more tumultuously than any time since the rapid global warming that accompanied the melting of the last Ice Age. Solar physicists concur that solar activity will next peak, at record-setting levels, in 2012.

3. Storms on the Sun are related to storms on the Earth. The great wave of 2005 hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma coincided with one of the stormiest weeks in the recorded history of the Sun.

4. The Earth’s magnetic field, our primary defense against harmful solar radiation, has begun to dwindle, with cracks comparable in scale to the ozone hole opening up randomly. A pole shift, in which such protection falls nearly to zero as the North and South magnetic poles reverse position, may well be under way.

5. Russian geophysicists believe that the Solar System has entered an interstellar energy cloud. This cloud is energizing and destabilizing the Sun and all the planets’ atmospheres. Their predictions for catastrophe resulting from the Earth’s encounter with this energy cloud range from 2010 to 2020.

6. Berkeley physicists, who discovered that the dinosaurs and 70% of all other species on Earth were extinguished by an impact 65 million years ago, maintain, with 99% certainty, that we are now overdue for another such mega-catastrophe.

7. The Yellowstone supervolcano, which erupts catastrophically every 600,000 to 700,000 years, is preparing to blow. The most recent eruption of comparable magnitude, at Lake Toba, Indonesia, 74,000 years ago, led to the death of more than 90% of the world’s population at the time.

8. Eastern philosophies such the I Ching, Chinese book of changes, and also Hindu theology, have been plausibly interpreted as supporting the 2012 end date, as have a range of indigenous belief systems.

9. At least one scholarly interpretation of the Bible predicts that the Earth will be annihilated in 2012. The burgeoning Armageddonist movement of Muslims, Christians and Jews actively seeks to precipitate the final End-Times battle.

10. Have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# What about Wolf-Rayet 104?
Why will nobody think about Wolf-Rayet 104?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# What a load of horse shit
first post, hello all...
(Faust Arp, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# your first post
and you choose to use it insulting Manley? I call "alias troll".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I want to know why nobody cares about Wolf-Rayet 104
Am I alone in my panic?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Really bright stars that are so bright they destroy themselves?
That's the extent of my knowledge, so do tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Themselves AND US!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I care actually but
whenever I get remotely geekstronomical on b3ta I think I feed even more of the hatemongers so I'm leaving it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# do tell
and i read tht as rolf wayet :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Wayet man!
/Geordie
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# fuck off
I had more words to type ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Rolf Wayayeman
Geordie Roflarris impersonator available for functions.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# and that ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# being 8000 light years away
it's well in my "whatever" zone
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# 8000 light years away
is no distance at all when it comes to the gamma flare.

It was about to blow 8000 years ago and the shit will hit the fan at the speed of light, so we get zero warning.

We are pretty much looking at the barrel of a gun and just wondering whether something will come out.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Nah, a fraction before,
someone, deep in a mine will see his heavy water flash repeatedly as the neutrinos come through. He'll just have time to say, 'Wow that's----' before having his DNA ripped to pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Hmmmm
I don't think that if it is a threat to us, there's nothing we can do.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I totally disagree with what you say there,
but I agree with what you meant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# you are gay for radiohead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)
# you gonna get raped
is it rape time?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I DON'T WANT RAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# but its your rapeday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# happy rapeday to you
happy rapeday to you...
btw i was talking about the sun raping the earth...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# also there are not 21 months...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I am now in trouble with my wife
for singing happy rape day to you out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# oops
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# lol face rape
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# TOO
MANY
FUCKING
WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
#
TOO
MUCH
FUCKING
HORSESHIT
(Faust Arp, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Yes yes yes, I posted in jest!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# HERE'S SOME MORE:
Purple.

Magic.

Wax.

Levitation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Leviathan.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Nice
:D
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# thank goodness there arent 21 months in a year
silly mayans, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# The Maya were americans so they write the date wrong!
translates to 21/12/2012
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# thanks for the education
I should have fucking worked that one out. I'll get back in my mongbox now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Well that sucks, but on the plus side i can ride a unicycle
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# PLEASE do not do that
its rather annoying
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# CORR.
I can... awfuckit.

*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i can do that too! **Cracks open vodka** FOR ROMANIA! **GLUGS**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# *picks up off the floor*
Poor lad never had a chance :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# As can I.
I can do it whilst breathing fire.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i can do them seperately but i tend to swallow some of it and get parafin farts
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I have never done that.
*drinks some paraffin*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# my advice is NEVER EVER swallow any quantity of parafin!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# they mentioned no.4 on QI the other week
and i am assured that fridge magnets will not be thrown into turmoil.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# hmm
the pole shift started about 8 years ago, and was about 50 years ahead of schedule, although pole shifts and ice ages are roughly linked, and we're due a mini ice age anytime in the next 200 years
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaargh werds
fuck shit argh! meine brin ich habe nonseinse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I'm fuuun.
Hello, HT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Happy Happy Joy Joy
But I do agree, 5 years ago I said that this planet has 50 years left for mankind, I stand by that comment.




45
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Oooh, sexy countdown!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# LOL death and pestilence and shit
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# It's all true.......it was on the History Channel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7hRnSLlq7k&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Been thinking with portals lately...


A bit sloppy I know...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# That is not a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# =O
What actually is that? And why's he standing so dangerously close to the wall? He's just asking for a nazi to push him.
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# The Son of Man
by René Magritte...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I've seen that painting before.
Rather what is that object he's trying to eat?
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# this site might be too confusing for you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Tis the WCC
Y'know?
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# needs more hard boiled egg
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Yesssssss!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I actually went back to check then.
But no, it isn't, it is by PsychoWardJester.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahah
I had to double check, myself!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] GET DOWN OFF THAT GOALPOST CASPER!


My first go with this, so be kind :)
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# this means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# margate
edit/ can't remember the chaps name
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# dum cha cha ah
Oh Vienna
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Northern English way of speaking.
As tha been to Asda
translates as
Have you been to Asda

This is how I speak!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Heh
I just didn't get the walmart reference
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Asda is a chain of shops bought by Wal-mart,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASDA
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Everyone at Asda regrets what happened, particularly as we are passionate about lowering prices
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# How very dare you sir. I am as Northern as they come
and I most definitely do not speak like that. It's more an affectation of the part sheep part monkey people that live East of the Pennines.

aye, yer ave fert thaww dawn't thee thaww. Monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# East?
You mean the best side of the Pennines.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# aye lad.
reet gradely. Have you people ever listened to yourselves? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hang on...
I know Midge Ure's let himself go a bit these days but saying he looks like Brian Glover is a bit unfair...
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# that's the fella
cheers, and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# OH vienna!
:D
(cactusrob, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# It is an English dialect joke.
Since the Dutch speak impeccable English it is not likely that you will have come across much of the garbled pish which spews from the mouths of they who inhabit those lands which fall North of the civilisation divide, like the turds tumbling from a fat bird's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I do aye!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# First you say?
This is my first post of any description. ^-^

Yay!

Been registered for ages though, never been bothered to join in the...Fun.
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# 12 days equals ages to you?

are you a marmot?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
someone's cracked open a box of virgins a day early.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *saves some for later*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hey...
I'm no b3ta virgin. Just new to the main board. Kind of like losing my brown wings, you know, going all the way...
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# you just popped your cherry
that's good enough for me. lurking, like masturbation doesn't really count, even if you do use your left hand which you've made go numb so that it feels like it's someone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# 12 days is ages?
welcome one, welcome all to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Ages-Week, perhaps
Long enough eh?
(Tokyo Bought those damned magic beans on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# welcome
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Pffft!
:)
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I like games!
Me! I do *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# best game of last year
easy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# It was pretty cool for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I think you confused the best game
category with the most boring, repetitive sub-game one.
Best game of last year? NWN 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahaha.. no.
Portal may have been somewhat of a 'sub-game' as you put it in that it was short, but what there was of it was superb. I'm the most casual gamer ever but Portal striked me as a well thought out and immersing puzzler.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# haha, you kids know nothing.
There were not even any dragons to slay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I suppose a game with dragons in it takes you back to your youth.
:D

*raises glass of Jaegercoke*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# *toasts*
I'm off to install NWN 2 Mask of the Betrayer. I may be gone sometime. Don't touch my stuff if I die!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *covets stuff*
OK, I'll try.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# The original was short
However www.thinkingwithportals.com www.myaperturelabs.com and www.portalmaps.com will keep you going with longer, harder more fun puzzles for ages. Just got great new levels from PMK!
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# go back to warcraft you saddo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yeah, I liked him when he was too busy playing warcraft to post here.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# A BULLY'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You been watching weebl?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# never
i saw the first one once and it upset me, with how bad it was
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# BAD!!!
Well they did a portal one, with one of them perpetualy falling between 2 holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I was actually thinking they were listening to Neubauten
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# HUR?!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Perpetuum Mobile is one of their bestest albums

Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I'm a bigger fan of the SAA CD's.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Some of the SAA tracks originate from PM

Oh yes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I WANT AN ORANGE BOX SO I CAN PERFORM THIS MAGICS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# TRY: CHEESE POWDER COATED CORN SNACKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# FUCKING YES PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ashally a chocolate box is better all round.
 
mmmmm, Easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# how did you cat decorating turn out last time?
is it making a return?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# any time is a good time for cat hats.
 


I did actually get some photos of other peoples' cat hats e-mailed to me but I never posted them..
I suck at the web-logging
rapitinui.blogspot.com/2007/04/hats-for-cats.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# has that Steorn thing
been proved a hoax or otherwise yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# No, not hooray.
I hate it. Or do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# EEEP!
That disturbs me somewhat, but high-cock!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# b3ta blew it's wad on this game with that sketch that ended in the word 'prince' IMO
but this fun too! As is the commentary, anyone tried that out?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# what is this loverly FONT ??
?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Tom's Handwriting.
available from pen technologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# This is what they call 'dirty campaigning'

Edit: cheers SKuG
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# woo!
lol - make her eyes giggle in time with the swingign aoction!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Good plan.
Give me a few minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# TJ : hoiw do you know if your allergic to something you've eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Is your face now three times the size?
Are you struggling to breathe?

Seriously though, what have you eaten and what are your symptoms?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# well i keep getting blisters on roof of my mouth when i eat certain foods
not sure what foods but i'lltry to work it out
at the mo i think its wheat
i'm little lactose intollerant too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Wheat shouldn't cause blisters
It'll screw up your guts, but shouldn't cause blisters. Keep a food diary for a week or so, should help you to narrow it down, and it's better than cutting everything out and reintroducing it to try and work it out!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# well i wasnt going to mention the other end,,,
but your right
chocolate biscuits? doughnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Ah, ok :S
If you think it's wheat, cut it out for a week and see if you feel better - although this isn't much of a guide, as some people think that most people would feel better without it!

Chocolate biscuits and doughnuts eh? Do the doughnuts have chocolate on too?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# what is the substitute for wheat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Chips.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Rye, millet, sometimes riceflour
Most decent supermarkets these days have a good free-from section. Wheat free bread is a little stodgy as-is, but very nice toasted :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# rivetta?
i think i can manage that :)
Thank you Mrs Trellis *doffs cap*
i once kept a food diary and thats how i worked out that milk/yogurts etc don't agree with my insides
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Ryvita is gluten free I think
But most things will have it printed on these days. Look for millet-based pasta too, that'll be free-from
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# i'll give it ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# You die! : (


I hope you've not eaten anything you shouldn't have!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# only a tractor
brb dinner :)
edit : mm fat SkUG is back :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# ahahah woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# She's tickled pink !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# giggles
hehee lookit her face
her eyes say no no but her mouth screams yes yes etc
(brownzombie, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I for one would love to see this graphic on CNN.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Amazingly, I'm still awaiting their call.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Maybe Al-Jazeera, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I'd be happy with Look North, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# WORLDWIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] and second time around
also an oldie from my degree days :)
(brownzombie, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# To the bunker!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I have cheesecake!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *wants*


/and the cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Braw!
Homemade?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# But of course
Made with Green & Black's no less :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Oh, you do spoil us!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# And it's gluten free and vegetarian
Just in case
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# you've cooked vegetarians into a cake?
how braw
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# may i have soe@
i lovs cheesecake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# pleease?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# There's plenty for everybody
Cream or ice cream with it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# o0 whipped cream for me please :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Proper whipped cream, or shooshy out of a can?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Whips and Shoosy cream!!!
*stiffens*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# No, that's the other bunker
In this bunker the cream is for serving with food
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Is that Hitler's Bunker.?
Or are you just looking for something in a golf coursey sandy type thing.?
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# The flame proof b3ta bunker.
Theres lots of room , and someone always brings cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# HIS ASS ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# YOUR ASS ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# MY ASS^
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# NICE ASS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# NICÉ ÁSS
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# LEGOL ASS
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# LEGOLAND
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Wow, from his ass to legoland in 9 easy steps
That's got to be a book title.
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that's an unfeasibly small bed
or even better, an unfeasibly large man
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# queen size
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# LOL!
And nobody has yet said anything about being a bit tied up...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Well I would have
But it's hard to type with my hands in these cuffs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# That made me giggle a lot more than it really should have.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Would!
;~)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# "Well done"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] first post woot!
this pictures was made many moons ago but needs an outing:
(brownzombie, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# yaay
cheers there
:D
(brownzombie, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I said i would get my meat and veg out :)
Yay!


Click for in your face salami (82KB)
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Have a woo, on the house.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# ah i see what you did there :)
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# You made me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# woo @ that woo i say
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN!?!
YOU CAN'T WOO! A WOO!
NOW YOU'LL BE DOOMED!
DOOMED I SAY!
DOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# oh noes!
whast shouds i dos?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Ninja in "hi cockalorum"
instead.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Thanks :D
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# he's got his knob out!
'grats!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Danke
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# your welcome
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Decent banger, shame about the veg
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# lol banger
*plays grangehill theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
#
n d
grangehill Bodger and Badger
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# everybdoy kjnws badges love mash posetoats!
IM TYPING weaeinbg glovse!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Gracias
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Anytime
Although I now have 'Nice Video (Shame About the Song)' in my head
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# well, the memory kinda lingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Merci
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Congrats,
I am glad my post in some way assisted in you revealing your genitals to be consisting of various fruit and veg items...

...For 5000 posts will you please promise to show us your ringpiece made of meat pie.?
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Dekuji
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Kiitos
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Congrats
But not a real cock.
Why is it only a few people actually go nekkid.
I demand more nudity on the web!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# there are naked people on the internet?
i am shocked and disgusted
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I would want a SIZEABLE donation to the charities of my choice for me to go naked.
We are talking high 4 figures.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# £00.01p?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# SIZEABLE in Caps?
Who are you trying to convince?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Himself.
Oh, was that the joke?
I'm a bit slow... :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# We talking Lira.?
Are you suggesting you are four figures wide.?
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Paldies
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Congrats...
But your vegetables give me the gas. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Grazzi
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# i am thoroughly satisfied
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hvala
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Congratifimacations are bestowed upon ye, good sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Bedankt
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Sprouts . . . sprout . . . way to go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Tak
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# congrats fella :)
/evening all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# ARCHIE!
You have to go to Ghostie's bash!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Aitáh
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# SIDEWAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# FAYKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Thanks To Risk Assessments...


Quick, dirty and good to get off my chest.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Well at least it hasn't bindun :)
2
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# its the final coundown
doolooloolalala
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# here we go...
1
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# *covers eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# 'fetches kleenex in anticipation'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Cheeky :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hA HA HAH
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# suddenly monkies!
argh what the hell? they're climbing all over me
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Would I be entirely mistaken
in my supposition - nay, fear - that the premise upon which I undertook to create my borderline file-size animated gif 'artwork' is far from not unoriginal?

Or, 'bindun'?



Edit: Faster!

(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Is that a wolf?
Are we all to die?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# the masscre at wolf 359
edit:someone must know what i'm talking about...surely?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I thought it might be Wolf-Rayet 104
Given the news surrounding that particular star which is currently en vogue?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I like this
have a woo on the house

4
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# oooh
*waits*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# *holds meat and veg patiently*
3
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Do you mean 'have people animated swirly stuff before'?
Answer is yes. But that's nice anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I think you took a wrong turning.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Ta for the woos peeps!
Can anyone help me please? The wormhole original was rectangular. I thought 'bugger it, animate it anyway and then worry about selecting a circle' (which was my original intention). By the time I had put it through, say, a dozen 15 degree rotations it had transformed into a circle anyway. As though I had been repeatedly 'trimming' corners/angular edges. So I took the first fully circular frame and used that as the basis for my spinning wheel. Which I didn't use anyway. Anyway anyway, I cannot see how to make a circular selection and I don't know why rotating changed the shape. Any ideas? Photoshop ImageReady 2 here.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Optical illusion . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# You drove into the car wash wrong way!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Nice . . . slow . . . swirling . . .
. . . action . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Reminds me of a cat's arse ;)
Like your sig.
(allergic to curry, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# a big wibbly wobbly swirly thing in space?
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I can't stop looking at this.
It's weirding me out, man.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# That's pretty much the reaction I was expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I saw a giraffe on Saturday.
They are pretty much the same in real life.

Watching a herd (herd?) running across the plains during my time in Kenya was amazing.

They travel fast, but appear to be the slowest beast on Earth from their gait.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I saw some in a zoo,
they were drinking each others piss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Sometimes you have to.
My Dad told me that. Something to do with his time in the Army.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I have never intentionally drunk anyone else's piss.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Give it time...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# its an initiation thing
i reckon
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I have no idea. I don't know if he actually HAS or not.
He just said sometimes you have to. Whether he's experienced such times is another matter.

No, I'm not going to ring my dad and ask him if he's ever drunk piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I would choose to drink my own rather than another's.
They always say not to when in a lifeboat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I'd drink mine before anyone elses.
But if mine was horrible, and they said theirs was nice, I might try theirs just to see.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Dooooooooooooo it............
Although I think they have a survival training thing where they teach you how to survive by drinking your own piss and sucking the sweat from your socks. I think I saw it on a programme about a man shot down behind enemy lines in Bosnia.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I can't remember what stuff he did.
I know he went to America, Germany and a couple of other places, and he got his para wings (I think they're Para wings, Manley might correct me if I'm wrong) but he's not told me all about it. I think he's spreading it out over the course of his life, telling me about all the stuff that happened before I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# he'll be inviting your half brother
from Bruge to the wedding next
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Half brother from Germany (Lohne, I think)
but well done, top guessage there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# that's only the one you know about :)
i've a mate whose dad didn't want her to meet her 21yr old half brother (she's 19) so was a bit gutted when she told him she already had
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# My brother is..... *thinks*
Either 26 or 27, I can't remember the year. And his birthday is in November, as is mine, my Dad's and my Mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# hmm
is he actually your dad in a buster casey kinda way???

mild anti-ris

loved that book even more than i expected
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I have a friend whose MOTHER had a previous family
and told her on her 30th birthday, and then she got to meet them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# nah, too tame
shit sandwiches are de rigeur
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I saw one in a canal munching . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# They're fantastic
I love them
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# As do I.
The 3 in Paignton zoo died as a result of a fire and it saddened me a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I heard about that!
It made me cry. Actually cry.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# How overly emotional are you now then?
Soon you will start being really dozy and doing stupid things like putting the cups in the washing machine, you wait.

Jim shouted abuse at a shop assistant for stocking Fruitella and Opel Fruits, rather than Chewitts,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Oooooh Fruitella were nice though.
A friend who's now in posession of a one year old was fine during her pregnancy, just a touch of upset stomach. Apparently emotionally she was zen as hell (which is the same as normal).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I'm suling because nobody knew about this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/7275858.stm

And so my images on the subject were not understood.

Also, this:

b3ta.com/board/8126070

Bombed this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Where suling = suling.
Oops, it seems my k is dodgy.

Sulking
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# OH.
That's why I didn't comment on it, I thought I was just being stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# i got it
its just that it was crap
:P
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# *penny drops*
*with a sort of splat*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Fishing for clicks Mr P?
I saw it in my friends activity list, but did not know of the story.
I also wasn't around then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I sort of am fishing for recognition with the lenin mcdonald thing.
I spent fucking hours on it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That was woo too!
But I didn't get it!
Sorry.
*goes back to look at pic*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I am happy to explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# If this is the order of the day, I'll link this from earlier.
www.b3ta.com/board/8126844
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# That is bone crunchingly oofesque.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# It noes a good joke
when it seize one . . . bling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Graffe!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# giraffes?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# freaky
but brill!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted
In memory of Paul Raymond (1925-2008): Porn baron, night-club owner and inventor of the Razzle Pile-up



I don't know about you, but I've got wood already.

Never seen a Razzle Pile-up? You poor, sheltered devil. Explanation HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# NO
He's not?!


Ohhhhh bollocks. Well, I suppose he was dead old. But still.

Bless him, he gave more to me than most men I've never met.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# He was dead old, now he's just dead




I'm so sorry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# That's alright love
he'd have laughed.

I am a bit gutted though, he was one of the people I really wanted to shake the hand of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I have a big long list of those
Managed to cross one off last year, but it was a little disappointing
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Graeme Garden
Comedy god as far as I'm concerned, but a very weak 'wet fish' handshake :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Never heard of him.
I hate wet fish handshakes. Be a bloody man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# !!!!!
!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I know, I know.
I've not heard of lots of things people go !!! about.

HOWEVER I have heard of lots of things you haven't. So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# And I was just saying to Mr Trellis how excellent you were
I've gone right off you now....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I suppose so.
GG was around when I was a kiddie, long before you were born!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# *dies of shock*
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue! I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again! The Goodies! The Funky Gibbon!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Fuck it, sorry.
I know who you mean now, I'm shit with names. Bloody hell, I grew up listening to Radio 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Man's a genius. So funny he makes my brain hurt.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# So sorry, it's taking a while to catch up with people today.
And I do really know who you mean now, I'm just really wank with names. Plus it helps if I see the face, which you don't with radio, and I never really saw the Goonies (this I do apologise for).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Goodies, not Goonies
There's a world of difference!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Bloody hell, and my typing's gone now.
that's what I meant. Dungarees, Bill Oddie, all that sort of stuff, yes?


I appear to be breaking....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That's the kiddie :)
And I've changed my mind, and will tell Mr Trellis that you are excellent after all
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Brill!
I am lovely, really, I've just had a bit of a long day. I shall prove it at the meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# my last name is gibbons
so i hate the goodies cos that song made school hell
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Shut it Funky!


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# but
did you not become funky in secondary school/uni/life and get a hell of a lot of action?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# well yeah
but i don't think that had anything to do with my name
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# We used to have a guy in IT
Whose last name was gibbons.

In a lanky northern way, he was fucking FIT. And by that I mean he was NORTHERN, had a t shirt with a CASSETTE on and took no bollocks from anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Wait til you meet me!!
My Northenness even drives Dixon wild!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# YES.
Northern men FTW. I may be marrying a suvvernah, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# it might have been me
you just don't know

do ya???
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I do, you've got a picture on your profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# bugger
caught out
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *buys tee with an 8-track cassette on*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I'm gonna buy myself an 8-track
once i've finally got my turntable
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# its hard to shake hands like that
their hand just sort of slips from your grasp or you feel like your gonna break them
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# you can judge a man by the way he shakes hands
i heard this when i was a youngster, and so launched upon a course of practical handshake improvement

i'm still a social midget, but by crikey i have a good handshake now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# a firm hand shake is the best way to lie about your reputation
i can't remember who said that but its a good quote
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# a strong grip, a little distraction, a gentle twist, and *hup*
your other hand is in their pants
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# very funny man Graeme Garden
i take it one of your fav comedy programs is i'm sorry i haven't a clue?
how did i guess?
just little clues!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Is it that obvious?
;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I have never heard ISIHAC in my life,
But b3ta has educated me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# i have downloaded about 60 episodes
theres tons of it on the P2P networks, if you want some
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I have alllllllllllllllll of them, ever
And all the ISIRTA as well :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# can i point you towards
/geek
?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Sent to me by a fellow b3tan actually
As a present :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# ahh thats sweet
thats why i like it here.
poeple are nice
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Hmm...ponders...



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Go to bbc.co.uk/bbc7
Click on listen again. Click on A-Z. Go to I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue. If there ain't one there, there should be on bbc.co.uk/radio4's listen again. Listen. Laugh!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# That doesn't work for me.
I can't get any radio on my browser.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I just read Jeff Healey died too!
Razzle pile-up?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Bloooody hell.
Poor lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I never read razzle.

I was a Mayfair/Club man myself. But still Raymond publications!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Oh I LOVED Razzle when I was younger.
I haven't bought it in ages though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# I have...
...added a link by way of explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ah, yes.
I was about to explain, but now I don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Oh bugger.
I wrote a couple of articles for him and he was friends with Tym.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# You met him? You lucky person.
I'm sorry for you then, and Tym.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# I do not miss him, I did not 'know' him.
but I bet Tym does - I just wrote some 'from our correspondent' for men only.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Oh I seeeee.
Well, still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Pub time!


needs more real ale


'edit' also:

which clears up what the XXXX stood for
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Truth!
Or cider.

Either way, I'm gonna pour meself a Jaegercoke in a bit. It's a little early atm, so I'll wait until 8.

*fidgets*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Mr Trellis was just bemoaning the lack of real ale at the forthcoming May bash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8127661
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# It's good ta
Midhusband's happy anyway :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Spiffing :)
I trust you're keeping well yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Yus, although been off today
So have been able to get on here for the first time in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGES
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I noticed!
We all missed you.
Well, I did, but I'm sure everyone else did as well!
*hugs*
Right, seeing as I have an hour and a half to kill, I am going to play Half-Life 2.
Have a good evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Aye, this worried me slightly
Ghostys bash, right?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# How's the little person doing, by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Mr Trellis need not fret.
A few of us will be in the same boat, myself included.

Does he drink Newcastle Brown? I wonder if they sell that. I know it's not real ale, but it's about the closest you can get in these sorts of places.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# I'm sure they do
Nukey Brown is rather tasty ashally
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I drink it more often than not if I'm drinking.
Because I like the taste, and places that are fun sell it. I don't know, you'd think they could do a nice dingy pub that sold real ale, but generally those places are now all white and beech wood and fucking....cleaning products.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Newcy brown in Lahdahn!!
£10 a bottle I presume!!1
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Probably 3.20 ish
I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Woo!
But not for pissy lager.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# lol piss
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Less price, less quality
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# fantastic!



(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Ha!
What next? Mongisons?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# maybe
mnnngggisons
or
sanesburys
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# how about
Mnngs & Spackers
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# oh good one
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Oh dear!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# you seem to have confused
a genetic disorder with a drug induced cellular deformity.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Made Me laugh out loud
Which is worrying as I was at work and people looked at me funny!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# 2girls1cup eat McDonalds
(eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Inverting the colours makes it OK.


This is a general rule for life.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# He looks like he's puking
coz he had the fillet-o-fish
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Argh! The grammar of the server's offline message!
*Edit* Is fixed now.
A cautious woo, for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Requested by the old women who lived in a shoe!
(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# 'puts down spag-bol'
hahaha that is rather wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# We're having spag-bol tonight.
Well, I would have if mum had told me before I put in a pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I had a tinny of spag
with bread for dipping. Student life can't quit me!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# This is weird.
I was talking about student life today. I was talking about GMoS today, and mum's cooking Spaghetti Bolognese today.
I feel woozy :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# it's the drugs, Dave
the glorious, wonderful drugs
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# This is weird.
I was thinking about sticking 10 tampons together and shoving them up a mighty minge today.
I feel floozy.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I had pizza!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Will everyone stop stealing individual parts of my day, please?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# no!!
*takes 1:00 pm to 3:30 pm inclusive*
*runs*
*hides*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# shotgun on 2am!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I want 4.20 am.
And the ten minutes after it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# You can have however much you want
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Is Dave The Facts still going on?
my new job doesn't let me on internets much, and this is something I rather miss as it gave me a lot of wonderful ideas for nosh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Sometimes.
But it gets frowned upon by the anti-TOAP peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I'm having prawn salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Salad again!!
You'll waste away!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I need to!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i dunno your profile pic is quite hot
i would.

not that that says much
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Bless, thank you.
But I've still got some to go. I've lost a hell of a lot though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# congrats on becoming a hottie
or hotter

or whutever
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hahaha, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# needs more chips!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I fucking wish.
I'd love some chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I can offer some sausage
Ok, I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# DIRTY LITTLE BOY.
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# THE BEST KIND OF BOY
And "Little"?
You really bring out the worst in me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# I bring out the worst/best in everyone.
Poor Ttssattsr, he's going to experience me first hand. And I'm WORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I pity YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Pfft, I've eaten bigger boys for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I expect you've had them for brunch, lunch, tea and supper, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# i bet you have
/phalacio
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Jees you've got a big pussy
Jees you've got a big pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# alright we heard you the first time
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaahhhahhahhah
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)

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