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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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the cfb is kinda eery
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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Yeah that was kind of the idea.
I like it, though pier is a alien!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53,
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saw Farenheight 9/11
Click for bigger (79KB) scary stuff really
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StonePilot ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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Haha
GWB is a knobmuncher. Like the pic though.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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haha
I like that
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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Repost for comp
:D
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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In a consecutive new thread?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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It would look that way
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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I do not think that an old image was worth pushing
this off the board for. I think it is reasonable to allow everyone their chance, rather than forcing it down with something which has had it's day. Those belong beyond the reply link.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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This is one of those rare occasions where I agree with you.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:47,
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HAHA!
How did I not see that post; it's genius!
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:47,
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I would like to see
an excellent corral
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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cockend
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slight yoinks! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:20,
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oh dear lord
no
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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oh dear lord
yes
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56,
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Cat tapping
Someone should put this in a garfield strip.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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okay.
well i like this one.
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d d ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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Ha ha ha!
You are pure filth!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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have
the RSPCA got a file on you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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I hate to tell you this:
Garfield is not a real cat.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54,
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Lisa Simpson is not a real child
but Simpson porn is still sick.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:55,
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Uh......I don't think I've drawn any.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58,
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Don't pretend to be stupid
it doesn't suit you.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:00,
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hahahahaha!
yo're silly ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57,
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Yay!
One of my favourites of yours, in a yiffy way :D
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Weetobix ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:59,
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Bad Kat
I hope this isn't pushing it (Sorry for the blurry images)
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:43,
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Yes
You're really pushing it! :D
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BkBilly You see... what had happened was... ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:42,
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Haha
Made me fall outta my seat! :D
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BkBilly You see... what had happened was... ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:41,
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Heh. This has gotta be made into a t-shirt :D
What should I draw this'arvo?
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:34,
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It is what your minge would be like if you were a grown up.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:34,
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There's nothing wrong making sexy drawings of squirels with the minds of children
it's just really icky.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:37,
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Does the mind thing make them suggestible
and far too trusting?
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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No
Smelling their keyboard makes them more suggestible.
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deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53,
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I feel more suggestible already
I'm talking nonce-sense.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:12,
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It's a fucking disgrace
.
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deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler ,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 0:33,
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hahaha
i've never clicked "I like this" for a text based reply before!
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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I would like to see something from the Twelve Labours of Hercules
With tits.
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:35,
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Blue tits, great tits, cracking tits, coal tits, willow tits or pendulous tits?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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Long tailed tits
pendulous
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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heehee
jj rules
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SiX and his hat ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:35,
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you.
also maybe i think you should draw khan mcgyver fuck riding a deer into hell with a big knife in his hand.
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d d ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:35,
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hello
i don't know, what is a furry? edit : Draw me some birthday cake!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:37,
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it is jolly jax and his butt touching animal cocks.
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d d ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:37,
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:O
DOCTOR DISEXIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:39,
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i just show up sometimes, okay?
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d d ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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HELLO!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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This ¬
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furry So in that case, JJ should draw squirrels with tits (just for a change)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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I was ina pub in Central London
where they were having a furry convention upstairs a few years ago. They are strange people!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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why would anyone want a tail?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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I've got a tail
a truly wonderful tail, the finest tail you ever did see, and that's the tail that belongs to me. Come and see. Come and see. It's the tail that belongs to me. There is no doubt a tail is what the people need. Man without a tail has my sympathy indeed, I've got a tail, a truly wonderful tail, the finest tail you ever did see, and that's the tail that belongs to me.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53,
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i don't want a tail
i'd sit on it and it would break :(
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57,
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my new girlfriend is obsessed with rabbits
in fact she has a rabbit costume (and not the playboy type). I think she has suggested having sex with it on and the idea has confused me as I can't tell whether it's sexy, twisted or just weird. Nothing ventured nothing gained I guess...
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:46,
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Careful
she might want you to hollow out a carrot and wear it on your "johnson"
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fuscous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49,
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with you wearing it or her wearing it?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49,
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i don't know
i would assume her due to my large arse size...although if i could get in it I'd have to give it a go. i would imagine i would still find her attractive in a rabbit costume, which worries me slightly
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:56,
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How old is she?
That sounds like quite a....childish obsession. Like 9ish year old girls and horses (best of all the animals). Although I suppose it's all floaty boats.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54,
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no, shes in her mid 20s
it's just a thing. quirks are good!
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Grundlebiscuit ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:57,
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Haha... classic:
"Why people get uptight about what is such a cute, silly and affectionate expression of pleasure between two (or more) consenting adults when there's much worse out there to get worked up about such as child abuse, I'll never understand. It's about fun, people. Try it sometime."
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:51,
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scarlett
having to teach the denizens how to bathe.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:37,
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^ This
Definitely this
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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you're thinking
"wet t-shirt" aren't you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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i was thinking bubble bath...
oh my poor fragile mind
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:46,
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wet, soapy scarlett...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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I was thinking
"no t-shirt"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:58,
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What a nervous breakdown would look like if you could see it.
The entity itself.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:37,
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interesting
*scribbles notes* tell me about your relationship with your mother
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:40,
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She's my best mate.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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hmmm
*Freuds* nope, nothing wrong there.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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Not in the slightest, my mum's ace.
I have only a few friends, and she's definitely one of them. She's like me, except nicer, stronger and a mathematical genius. She rules.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:47,
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mine's a fucking nutcase
i love her :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:53,
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:-)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:55,
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I thought I was your mother best mate!
* sorry, your were not meant to know about that
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:46,
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Cleansing fire.
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Shada ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:38,
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komodo dragons having tea in
a japanese tea house
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:38,
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A wolf among wolves
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fuscous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:39,
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That is brillopads!
This afternoon, you should draw something completely free of Fluff. In fact, I would like a new Shithouse or Pie Kitten!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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patrick swazey with arse cancer.
scarlet stiiing on top of a washing machine while it's in full spin. she's getting a funny feeling in her tummy but she doesn't know what it is. pip may or maynot be filming it via webcam.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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Samurai Pizza "Kat". Scarlet being a dentists, saying "I yam a dentist" while accidently pulling out the patients eye. Or Chloe doing something pleasingly/sexually/comically explicit with bluetack.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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freakshow
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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One of the S.A. characters in the old wild west herding denizens.
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REWRITABLE ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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i'll buy one
draw more denizens!
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:42,
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Aliens, Terminators and Predators, have teamed up to unleash zombie apocalypse on mankind...
...only Robocop, Bruce Campbell, Gary Busey and the ghost of Bruce Lee, can save us now.
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:48,
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'The process'
From Glass Books of the Dreameaters.. Or a victorian trip to the moon.
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Equus is still lurking ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:52,
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That book is a turd
I really shouldn't impulse-buy books quite so carelessly.
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wangmaster2000 ,
Fri 7 Mar 2008, 9:58,
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chainsaws.
colour something. or draw me a bordercollie, since i can finally pick up my dog saturday.
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Mr. Johnson ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:13,
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Denizen construction teams!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:14,
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There's a few on here already
but have a stinky pea....
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BlueHaze Chutney. All good. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:28,
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he
read my mind
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Roopy all is not what it seams ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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I made this, so I am going to post it here,
even though it is not strictly speaking a photoshopped image.www.b3ta.com/links/Flowerbed_Golf Yesterday there were flowerbeds in Southernhay. Today there are greens. The toughest part was getting up early enough this morning and riding my bicycle to work carrying the flag and hole. For those who might be interested (and I do not number myself amongst them), I won the first two games, but lost the third to Rowan by a single shot. Thank you to Matthewparker for the photographs.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:34,
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Hey Jay Hay
This is the day you get paid Is what I would say If today were Friday
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:35,
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actually...
I'm a big fan of peanuts and that (apart from the profanity) is very similar to the very first peanuts comic. heres a link:www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/articles/peanuts1.jpg
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:43,
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It started as it meaned to go on
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:38,
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hmmmm
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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You talented
git.
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Himjim died a little more inside on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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Haha, I like where this is going.
like fear
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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As long as the theme tune
is the Kaiser Chiefs "Ruby", I'm happy. (goatse, goatse, goatse, GOATSE!... Aa ahh aaaa ah ah aaaaaaa)
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:30,
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oh, that would work so well
or: "we're on the road to goatse" "everywhere you go, you always take the goatse with you" "take me down to the paradise goatse" "do, do, doo, come on and do the goatse" i could go on and on
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:33,
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20 minutes!
20 minutes!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:39,
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i know!
i know!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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how are you holding out?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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beyond tired
and well into sarcastic/wired/strangely hyped/hungry
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:49,
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this is amazing
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:27,
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go, man, go!
i don't know where you're taking this, but i want to go along for the ride!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:27,
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This looks like it might be good
but this work p.c is shite! Have a woo just in case!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:29,
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Haha
this should be expanded into a mandatory intro video on the front page
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Shada ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:29,
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these are amazing
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new_matt ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:29,
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Well I can't make it funny...
...but I can make it true ;)Hope dbroon doesn't mind I used his as a source
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:23,
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You
big creep! :) 3000 posts... Woo!
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:24,
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ear
cataracts?
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SiX and his hat ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:36,
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ear cataracts?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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ear cateracts?
/misses golf swing like ricky gervais did
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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Beer sazeracs?
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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2 ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:44,
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So, so true
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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hmmm
can anyone hear a sucking noise?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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haha
of course not :)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:52,
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I would never do such batant sucking up to get on the front page...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 16:40,
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Much like my own reaction...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:19,
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lol
unexpected lasagne cat
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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"unexpected lasagne cat" is such an over-used phrase nowadays.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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ok, not newspaper, but hey...
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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it... ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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ok, i see the beadle,
but who the hell is she?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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*nudges*
You nodded off at all?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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nope
just trying to get some life back into mu bum :@
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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the Valkyrie
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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ah.
ok.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:26,
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sin city?
and black and white gives me an oppurtunity to pearoast this from last night
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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Thank you Harry Hill
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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HAHAHAHA.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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A TV Burp-ism
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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ah right
sadly I can't lip read, so I'll take your word that it's funy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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^ them
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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It's Harry Hill...
...so I'm gonna assume it isn't funny at all.
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Sartori is moving to Canada, eh? ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:45,
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hahaha
i still dont understand, but it made me laugh a lot.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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Do what I did,
google ear cataracts and watch a youtube video.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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haha that is fucking epic
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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he looks so happy
ah, the old days
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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Ear cataracts??
??
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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Saw this on Saturday
and now my two year old son won't stop saying 'Ear cataracts' to anyone who will listen. Funny at first, but explaining it to the checkout monkeys is now tiresome
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Tovi boom bang a bang bangs all the time. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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EAR CATARACTS??
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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The longer that sketch went on
...the funnier it got. Not like Ricky Gervais to build his part up, either...
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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Harry Hill FTW
Ear cataracts?
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DrSoloManiac ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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Ha ha!
It did make me laugh when he turned up, though.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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Me too!
Incidentally... earcataracts.com/co.uk are available ;)
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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ca't go wrong with anything featuring jeremy kyle trying to be funny.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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Ear cataracts?
Burp is the class of British TV at the moment. Which may mean it's the class of the world's TV... :o
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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Agreed
That and Family Guy are pretty much my Sky+ filled up.
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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indeed...
I said this a while back when ITV were showing it at 5.30 the fools. Stick it on after Corrie, they'll get their biggest ratings of the week. *drum roll* "Biggest ratings of the Weeeeeek"
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:21,
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But 'stenders is on after corrie!!!
Remember soaps are more improtant the decent funny programmmes!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:24,
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I don't understand why soaps get so many viewers.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:25,
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Because they think it's real!!!
My wife does!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:27,
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Haha, oh dear.
Well, real or not, they're still incredibly dull.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:28,
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I was watching Friends THS yesterday
and the man who plays Gunther was talking about how he was sitting on the tube and some woman started ranting at him for telling Rachel that Ross had slept with the Copy Place girl. What is wrong with these people?!?!?!?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:54,
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They are
idiots.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:39,
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Aye
I'm glad I latched on to it early because there's a good chance it'll run it's course now it's so popular.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:27,
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Arf!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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I wish I got this.
TJ- woo, I don't have Hepatitis! My dad found out a few weeks ago that he does, and he's had it for YEARS apparently, so my mum got tested- there was a slight chance that if she had it when I was in the womb I'd have it. But she doesn't!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:14,
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good news i think
and as good a place as any for this
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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YES
This.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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This is good news. I'm going to celebrate in the only way I know how.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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A full compliment of Woo, Yay and Hoopla!
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Joliet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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congratulations, your blood is clean!
except for the ale, tar and resin, of course.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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YAy Woo
For lack of contagiousness have a party
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:18,
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Yay you!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:19,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:24,
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Hahaha
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:31,
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Click
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:32,
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It's Andy McCapp!
*hobbles off back to /talk/*
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. © ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:03,
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I'm soooooo no sorrry
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:02,
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sorry, just realised that the "love is..." kids have been rather done to death. shouldnt have started a new thread.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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Is that her hair at the back?
She's like a little penguin. :-)
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:49,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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Hahahaha!
you're broken you are!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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too true...
retro FTW!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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aawww
no matter how hard i try, i can't help but find these little buggers cute.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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Cute No
Disturbing Yes
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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it's not my fault
my mum had a mirror with them on it. i grew up looking at them!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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in soviet russia they look at you!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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my cousins had shitloads of stuff with them on it
I couldnt help getting turned on by the naked girl. But when I reached my 26th birthday, I managed to control myself.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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Call internet sherrif
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:02,
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why?
everyone knows peadoughs are at least 40 and fat.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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I'm 40
And fat But I don't want to be a peado Please don't say I have to. I much prefer being an ordinairy pervert
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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you don't have to
I just think it's a requirement before you can be arrested for it, or appear in the News of the World.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:07,
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there are tablets you can take
paed-no, i think they're called.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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Peado-go
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:20,
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ah.
that'd be them.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:35,
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Quick!
We need Retired Sherrif John Bunnell!
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DrSoloManiac ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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Yeah, impotence is cruel - it can strike at any age.
All that Buckfast probably didn't help.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:04,
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hahaha
buckfast and fish supper. breakfast of champions.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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that's because you're weird
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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weird that I don't still get a little boner over the girl?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:10,
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weird that you did at all
you know you wanted them both, you dirty boy!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:12,
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OR
were they looking at yoooouuuu????
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:01,
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no
i'm pretty sure i was looking at them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:11,
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If it was a mirror
I think you were looking at you.
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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damn!
all my clever arguments, dashed to pieces like so many oiled pennies!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:15,
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cheers!
he spoiled my fun you spoiled his
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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i'm not a he :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:30,
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many apologies...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:46,
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Looking at you
Looking at them Looking at you (Beadle lives on!)
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:22,
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no! he's dead!
no zombie beadles!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:39,
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Your mum?
Kept pubes on the mirror?
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DrSoloManiac ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:11,
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yes.
they were reflective.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:13,
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Disturbingly
It appears she has had a wee accident. Pays extra
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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I don't know why I made this
honestly, i have no such plansfor teh curious: all done in photoshop
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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nicely done fella!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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Sorry...
I don't know why you made that either?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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I'm sure I can stretch to clicking on that...
...ooof! Sorry...
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Beastie is doing science with his arse ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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Would you care to expand on that?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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I'm sure with a little work I can accomodate the whole situation...
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Beastie is doing science with his arse ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:44,
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You know, I had plans for today.
But these puns have rectum.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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That has a ring of disappointment to it
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:51,
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It's ruined my hole day
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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Guess that makes you the butt of the joke then
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:54,
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Maybe we should arsk someone else what they think
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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Arse I've got to go into a meeting :(
And I was getting boweled over by this thread. EDIT just when things were starting to get intestine... To be continued, Herr Porsche...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:58,
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Co lon-g, Mr headwound.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:46,
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pfft!
unexpectedLOL!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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marks out of ten
... I'll give it one!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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I really like this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:46,
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Grand!
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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there have been two goatse type things in the news of recent.
links as follows: Hamid Ghodsenews.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1307996,00.html and there was a UK army operation in afghanistan or iraq that shounded goatse like, but i can't find it.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:02,
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you just reminded me of this
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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Lovely!
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:21,
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I've designed a game
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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Yay!
And in 8-bit as well. Best of all the game formats.
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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hehe lovely
now do black belt ikebana!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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is ikebana
Where lots of people spluff on your face?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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No, that's 'bible camp'
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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I can almost hear the music
to manic miner..... and Jet set willy.
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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manic miner!
i love that game!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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Brilliant!
Anyone else see a goatse-themed clock?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:44,
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I'd buy it!!!
That's very very lully. Can I get it on 5.25" Floppy?
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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best thing ever
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:47,
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
Great!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:52,
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hahaha
*waits for it to crash after 10 minutes of loading*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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hahahaha!
tape error... wtf!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:00,
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Very good
But historically inaccurate I'm afraid. No more than two colours in each 8x8 character grid. I made a WinXP loading screen in a similar fashion that is painfully accurate but I can't find it now. EDIT: I found it:
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:05,
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ah the joy of attribute clash
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:06,
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Hahaha
that's fucking ace. Reminds me of a Priit Parn film I dislike.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:55,
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Yay
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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:56,
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haha
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:59,
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I'm sure I've played this
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:08,
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this is magic
fantastic stuff
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bunglist ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:09,
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Fantasticalissimotiful
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durbster durbster.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:11,
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got a speccy emu on my psp
just to play Knight Tyme
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:16,
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This is fair to awesome
I so would play that game. *clucks*
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:19,
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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lol
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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hahahaha!
it's true!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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This years must-have toy
Order now for christmas"That's no moon" size
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:36,
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*gleeeees*
I ALWAYS wanted one of those....
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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i had one
never worked tho :-(
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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mine neither
i had the rocket and it was shit
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:45,
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This reminds me of the Lemmings
a very satisfyingly sadistic game.
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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haha..
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glubglub should be working on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:38,
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*orders eleventy*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:40,
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orders twelveteen
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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At first glance
I thought you'd done a conga line, which would have been random. Also: Woo, clicky.
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Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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excellent!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:57,
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:30,
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hahahaha
marvelous
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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heheh.
*clix*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:34,
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Heh
I LOLed I LOLed out loud
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:34,
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i rofllocoptered a good 10 inches into the air.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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arf!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage' ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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pfft
on a side note, what happens to a mans cock when he gets that fat? sirely the fat hangs down and sort of ingests the penis or something /skinny twiglet boy blog
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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*lols*
Genuine lunchtimey laughter. Woo!
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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Badum
tisch
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:39,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:41,
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nicely :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:42,
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Hahahaa!
and LoL.
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Keithcrash The Magniloquent Pulchritudinous Thaumaturge ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:41,
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:D
*click*
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 14:50,
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Hahaha
this made me laugh like a fucking idiot :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 9 Mar 2008, 0:51,
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yay!
have an ancient but similar repost!
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Tue 11 Mar 2008, 12:08,
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Well, when you think about it..
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. © ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:26,
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Damn Arabs. . .same as those people who want to "save" stuff. . .
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Munchhousen beep beep boop ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:30,
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I LOLled really hard when I thought of this.
Too geeky? EDIT: Based on this and EDIT: this .
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:23,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:24,
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LOL! Yay!
:D *edit* why do both your links go to the same gif?
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..wil ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:25,
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Because I'm a big rubbish.
is fixed now.
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theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!! ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:33,
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Shouldn't the other one have been this:
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..wil ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:37,
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cataracts?
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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haha
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:27,
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ear cataracts?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:29,
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EAR CATARACTS?
*comedy golf swing*
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:35,
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*ducks*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:43,
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ear cataracts?
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chippy time travel agents ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:44,
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i lol'd!
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:46,
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ear cataracts?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:48,
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Ear Cataracts?
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 13:50,
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Ear Cataracts?
I'd wondered what happened to Thomas Dolby - that would explain no hits for over 10 years
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Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma ,
Thu 6 Mar 2008, 17:46,
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