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Have a doodle I done

while listening to RBF, and eating and eating Smarties.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

carpet trousers?

Woo to RBF
Woo to Smarties
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Flannel, silly.

Like PJs.
Also, yes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

It looks like carpet

does it act as good camoflage on carpets?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Yes.

Yes it does.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Good

Now if a war broke out you would be safe

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

You've been playing too much Metal Gear Solid 3

FLANNEL CAMO!
*dives onto floor*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

My friend Snake

from video game club does a perfect immitation of Snake.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

the name must surely be a coincedence

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Hahah, coming from you!

^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

co-inky-dinkzes happen

or do they?

(Spooky ghost impression)

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

No.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Presumably that's why he's called snake.

I used to be able to do a quite good impression of Strong Bad, but I haven't practiced my faux mexican accents recently.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Yepp.

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Doesn't a snake impression basically consist of pretending your larynx

is made of gravel anyway?

Like a cross between speaking and white noise.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Kind of

but it is a skill. I can't do it. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

try eating a cigarette or two...

then give it a go

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Hahahah

I will.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

the vital technique is:

to swallow the cigarettes whole

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

Oh, alright.

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

Well it would be genuinely concerning if you could.

I can't imitate Stephen Fry or Stephen Fry's Jeeves regardless of how much effort I put into trying. Bloody annoying too.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Ive never played MGS3

I havent played video games in ages - well since flatmate took his PS3 home :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

I haven't heard the new Rubber Bullet Fetish album, but the single is quite good.

Also, I can't bring myself to eat Smarties since the tubes when hexagonal. Traitors.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

My old boss

decided to save a load of the circle tubes
to sell on ebay once the hexagonal ones flooded the market

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahah

Don't tell anyone, but they weren't actually Smarties. I can't get real Smarties over here, but in the 'British foods' aisle of the grocery store, you can buy 'Smart Alecs'. Same thing, in a round tube.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

where abouts do you live?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

New Jersey.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

hokay.

*curiosity is satisfied*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Yeah.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

haha!

can't be worse then fareham!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

Yes.

Yes it can.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

NEVER!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Yes.

Yesyesyes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

or Old Jersey

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Please tell me that's a real place

and you're not making a painful joke.

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

There's an island called Jersey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

I know

my nana goes there every summer.
But is it called Old Jersey?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

I doubt it

but it's old in relation to New Jersey, so it's perhaps it's rightful name :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

It's pronounced

"Nu Joisey"

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

Yea

it is. We tawk like idiots here. I don't know why.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

because it's totally awesome

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)

No it's not.

New Jersey accents suck. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

And they have no Dandelion and Burdock?

That's terrible.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

They have Lucozade.

*sicks*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

I like Lucozade

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

I don't.

It's like...I dunno. I don't like Lucozade, or Powerade, or Gatorade.

I do love Vitamin Water though. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

I had three cans of vimto today.

I bought them during the letter-writing, and I included all three tabs ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Yay!

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

^_^

I am on the last panel of Gimposaurus, then I will colour it :)
It's three times as long as the others ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ooh!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

Colouring it now :)

Stellarsaurus is going to be blue, but what colour should her horns be?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Too late, she's green

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)

orange lucozade FTW

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

^this!^

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

O_o

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

I KNOW

Seriously, how can they LIVE without it!?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

ITS EFFING RANK THATS WHY!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

IT IS NOT.

IT IS DELICIOUS.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

LIES!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

YOU'RE A LICE.

YOU'RE LICE BOY. YOU SPREAD LICE.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

LICE ONLY GO TO CLEAN PEOPLE

SO THEY WOULDNT WANNA GO TO YOU
SO NERRRRRR

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

I AM CLEAN

AND I DON'T HAVE LICE
SO NER

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

thats what you think

.......

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)

No, it's what I KNOW

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

*rolls eyes*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

Smarties come in hexagonal tubes?

Blimey

/old git blog

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

the blue smarties are back...

*fears*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Oh noes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Ooh cool :)

But I don't eat smarties any more.
I refuse to spend money on them if I'm not getting the blue ones.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

Hahah

why?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Because they were awesome.

But now they're all natural and not as fun :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

I did not know that.

I can't get real Smarties here. But the ones I get taste/look the exact same.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Do you get the bright blue ones?

Or is it paler?
They might not have replaced them over there.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

All the colors are super bright.

And they don't have brown ones. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Collect the blue ones for me.

Hahah

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

I so will

But will they melt in the mail?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

I don't know,

but they have to ship chocolate somehow anyway, don't they?
Put them in a little bag or something, I don't know.
Even if they do melt, I'll still eat them :P

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

Hahah

okay. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

I'm going to send you lots of things today.

The history issue (badly drawn as it is), the letter, and Solder Dragonfly :)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)

Yay!

^_^

I have things to send you, too. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

*fidgets*

*slips* *falling*

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

Fizz?

Click for bigger (41KB)

(JaCk tHe BiScUiT long time no shop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Yay

Woo

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

corrie bloke?

TJ: dalek update

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Ooh that's coming along really well :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

very nice

its green

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

OMGGOTHDALEK!!1!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

Needs more Smithlick

*Exterminates*

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

*licks Smithlick*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Galek

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Needs more...

old dalek style. New daleks suck.

Quality drawing though.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Pasanonic?

*scarpers*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

hahaha

he still owes me from when i met him at 3am on old compton street.

he swore to me that french francs were still legal tender.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

hehe

meet me tonight for more of the same.
I have some very rare monopoly money.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

^ he also has some crunchie easter egg spare

no one will touch it for some reason, so it's all yours Thor

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

DARN IT

it's a shame i don;t eat choclate or i would have had if off your hands.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)

smiling?

GTFO!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

a fair comment :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

Didn't you used to live up in the wildy wastes of Cumbria somewhere

or am I confusing you with someone else?
/stalker

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

nah.

Not never. I'm in the leafy vales of Cheshire.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Ah!

Ashally, maybe I thinking of the poor fella who popped his clogs. I shall pay more attention forthwith.

Edit: That's not some kind of bizarre veiled threat by the way :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

woo yay

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)

mo b0rken

One I made last week and forgot to post.
ALSO: I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

ooh, i do quite like that

i'll buy one 'art' please!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

You're sure?

Ok, here :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

OH NO

THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF MARGARET THATCHER
Edit: You changed it!?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Do you sell prints of your stuff?

You should.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

I haven't made print resolution versions of any of these.

Perhaps I should start, I don't know.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

Here's an idea...

YES!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

I like these :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

i really like that

looks like cut perspex

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

I think I remember that one.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

A limited edition shater-themed wieghted companion cube!

It has different faces so that you can gaze upon the counternance of wise old shatner, be interested by inquistive shatner, lose you fear in the face of corageous shater, tremble from angry shatner, learn from charming shatner and think with pensive shatner.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

The . . . . . . . . . cake is . . . . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . . a lie!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

seams good

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

There's a new swimming teacher in town...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Blummin' polar bears

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

Yay

BEARS
:)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

haha!

show-off.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

i dreamt i was a polar bear once

it was great

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

Ha, that's the

swimming pool at Wroxall Abbey (I think).

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Its a mans world

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

but it would be nothing

NOTHING

without a woman or a girl

(:D woo!)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

too true...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Sorry, I had to.

I love that song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

..sang

the wife-beating womaniser

(JB, that is, rather than your good self :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Aye, as much as he was an arsehole

fuck me could the boy sing. Right up till the end as well.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

any excuse

fuck me the boy could sing
fuck me it's hot
fuck me it's cold
etc etc

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

True

the man was a genius, but why do geniuses always have to be fucked up in some way? Mozart, etc..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

hahahahahaha!!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

hahahaa, class.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

Bloody hell. Tuesday already.

Click for readable.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

That took me a mo 'cos I'm old!

Woo!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

its taken me more than a mo... and i still havent got it....

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

i'm young and don't get it...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'm younger!

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

you young'uns

just don't know how to rave anymore! I remember when all this was just Mitsubishis..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

eh?

i can't hear you through the cupboard door..
did you say 'water'?
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

ahahaha

I have tunnelled out!

ok I haven't, I'm lying.

*punches weakly against cupboard wall*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

*hammers suddenly and loudly on the door*

quiet in there!!
i may be feeling generous this week.
if you're good i'll let you out.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

I don't get it :(

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

big fish, little fish

little fishcardboard box
oldie!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Ahhhhh

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

HA!

FUCKING THANKYOU!!!!

really.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

oh...

*slaps self*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

of course!

thank you. and woo for Odd Fish

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Big fish little fish

box box

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

RIS, you say?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

well, one day, when you meet the right girl...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

or boy . . . it is the nineties after all

Ey oop Arch! Prod needs some font help down there and you're quite good.

Do you know the Irn Bru font?
*waves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

hi Dave, I shall have a look in my *special files*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

great

but why would fish need coat hooks?

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weaver., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

For their coats.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

To hang their coats on, silly.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

how would they hang them up?

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weaver., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

On the coat hooks.

How are you not getting this?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Fish do not have opposable thumbs

Or houses
Thats just sillyness

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

To get to the other side

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

Awwww, Scottish lady behind me just said 'och'.

I may have to keep her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

What do you do with a scottish lady

if you decide to keep one?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

immerse them in brine

It's the only way.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Euch.

brine.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

My stepsister once pronounced it "breen"

And everyone fell about laughing at her.
She was confused.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Are you doing anything fun today?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Mmmmmm salty scottish treats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Chain her to the radiator so she doesn't escape

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Pffthahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

HAHAHAURRRR

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Make her say stuff.

Find out if she has any sons in their mid 20s or above.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahah

oh, okay. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

You're a very scary woman.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Tish pshaw nonsense, I'm lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

I agree, you're 10/10

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

For you, ma'am, once again. *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

haha this is just lovely.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

awwwwww *hugs* is lovely!

purple and blue flowers are the bestest, also!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

as they are both rare

are they not?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

are they?

Forget-Me-Nots aren't rare. Well, they grow plentifully round here. I entwine them in my hair like a hippy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

did no one tell you

Red and Blue just wont do
Hnph
No sense of colour some people etc etc

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

just make sure to feed her

and take her for walksies.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahahahah

I get it! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

thats ace - goes back to dancin' like its 1993

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

93?

taking the piss surely. 86-88 FTW.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

that is true

but i only really started dancing like it in '89 or so. but we used to still do it up until the mid '90's or so. in fact i may do it again at Global Gathering this year!!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

hahaha, nice one :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

haha. the old

drug addled raver in me got that in an instant. Much woo!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

*spluffs*

hahaha!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

b0rken

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

my eyes!!

they've gone all.... FUNKAH!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Woah cool!

I nicknamed a hamster we used to have "Borken"

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Was it Swedish?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

Not that I'm aware of.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

my Aunt lives in Borken

its a lovely place in Germany

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Your Aunt lives in a hamster?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

yes, yes she does...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Isn't that illegal?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

not in germany aparently

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

I see.

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Cor!

That brings me and my stuffy sinuses gleeee!

/gone home for an olbas oil bath blog
'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

that sounds like an idea...

mind if i join you?
*strips*
*climbs in*
whoops, jacuzzi!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

*infects*

*watches ives turn green and start sneezing like a skunked worm in Worms*
'choo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

i'm already like that!!

now i look like a patient trying to sneak out in a white coat!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

gone home for an olbas oil?

Jesus, I want to work at your place. A chuffing olbas oil? "Sorry boss, my nose is running, I must go home to imbibe some olbas oil, STAT!" :P

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

an olbas oil bath, you spazz

you spazza bath FULL of olbas oil . . . and I drank it after
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Cor

I like that lots n lots

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Wow, just WOW.

It looks as if it's been painted with oils.
Or is it just me?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

*puts on 3d glasses*

hello there!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Ooooh.

Wellbroken

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

Sorry TJ

Does anyone know what the IRN-BRU font is called?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

GURDERS

nah, sorry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Is it grrrrrrders?

*shrugs* soz
dunno

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

mind the piss

it'll make you rust.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

*glares at the pair of you* :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

Archie's having a look

he's good at fonts . . . he's a vicar
no no he isn't

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

bless!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

Marvellous.

As ever, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

you never fail to impress.

nicely!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

She's made of glass

and has a bit of class

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Over-complicated vending machines ahoy!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hahah

woo!
Hello sir ^_^

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

Soupy greets!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

How are you today?

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I have a headache!

So good. Very good.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

*unheadaches*

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

hahaha!!

*clicks*
fantastic!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hahahahah

YES

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

this machines is no good for me

I has nice hot normal teas
:)

Woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

This.

Patrick Stewart being a complete luvvie FTW.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

This is lovely and woo

as are you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

*preens*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

*snuggle*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Should have...

...gone to sirius cybernetics systems

(cybo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

You'll kick yourself when you get the pun.

Unless of course, you have no base knowledge of musical theory! Ha! Ha!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Hahahahah

Oh ~~god.~~
GSus

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

I'm a drummer, not a musician.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Me too but, I know this...

...Now I get it...

*spang*

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

Me three...

nowt wrong wiv it either...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

G6?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

Gsus :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

ah ok

should have worked that one out really.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

I am listening to Megalomaniac

and as that loaded it sang "You're no Jesus"

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

TABJESUS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

*awards a wooden spoon*

hello darling. What are the haps?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Happyhaps are paperwork and b3taing.

How bou'choo, jigga?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

oh deary me

SPANG

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

HAHAHA

I play drums and even I get this

(may play a lil geetar aswell)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

i don't...

HELP!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

It's Guitar Jesus

the new playstation game where you have to beat the devil at playing "Freebird" by pressing some buttons on a shit plastic crucifix or the whole world is damned to hell and spend the rest of their lives fucking, taking drugs and being on fire.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

is it the 'in' thing?

*buys*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

christ on a riff!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

guitar tabs are not musical theory.

it's just painting by numbers ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

actually this is true

tabs have nothing to do with musical theory.

*has grade 4 music theory*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I might have got it

if he'd have shown me a clef and some staves!

(/I got it really blog)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

Woo!

you silly!
He knows ALL the chords even Jazz ones!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

I have zero musical knowledge

please explain.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

When the third of a major chord is augmented

(raised a semitone) it is called suspended or sus as it sounds like it needs to resolve to the un-augmented third . . . hence Gsus
hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Gsus4

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

you earned this click

**click**
i had to go to a christening and sit through an easter sunday service day before yesterday,
jesus christ does christianity suck

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

Biggest zero fret in history.

hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Actually quite funny

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

boingboingboingboingboing

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

hee hee

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

much better :P

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

yeah

didn't notice the flickering image note in your profile.. sorry bout that

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

no probs :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Haha...he looks so bastardly smug

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

That'll be because he's a bouncing head.

I'd be smug if I was a bouncing head.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

I just remembered that I have this

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ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

Also: I am doing a long Gimposaurus strip JUST for you.

^_^

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

Ooh!

yay! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

It explains how he lost his arm.

So you're not to show ANYONE.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

we know, it has been eaten off by a Thalidomisaurus

i'll find my way

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

HAHAH

Nooooo!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Oh, okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Until the end he has TWO ARMS

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

!!!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

I know!

Well seeing as there's not much I can do to him in his present, I'm delving into his past.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Bouncy Bouncy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

Hooray!!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

nice

Pineapple

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Tell 'em about the honey, mummy...

Anyone remember when these two used to be funny?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

nope.

but then i've never watched them...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

Alas, alack.

They'd best be good live in October or I really will beat the living shite out of them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

i tried to get tickets for the glasgow show

but it was sold out

=(

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

I'm going to Brixton.

And you got to see them on the good tour, don't be greedy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

they're playing Brickle???

I thought it was just Wembley

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Aye. 20/10

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

Gah.

Lucky. They'll never come over this side of the pond. :[

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

Ah, give them time.

They totally believe their own hype now, so no doubt they'll feel they owe it to you at some point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

They do owe it to us.

We don't even get to watch them on the telly (not like series 3 was worth all the YouTubing).

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

ah nuts

I would have at least thought considering buying tkts if I knew they were playing local.

Wembley's just too bit. I don't do big. I have panic attacks.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

fair do's

although i missed fossil gobbing on noels face
cos i was buying a t-shirt

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Silly maaaaan

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

i didn't know he was going to do it!!!!!!!!!!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

are you one of those cunts who comes in late

and edges along the row going, "sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, oh, sorry, sorry, sorry"

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

i never say sorry!

; )

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

you just stride down the aisle kick your way to the middle of the front row and sit there with an expectant look on your face.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

Doesn't everyone?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

no,

i get there early and hide at the back...
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

And then blow the place up when no one's looking

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

*titters*

everyone needs a hobby.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

I got tickets to see them in manchester for my birthday (xmas eve)

for the 9th of fucking december this year. however, having watched some of the third series, I'm really starting to go off it, too much twattery and awful drum n bass shite.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Tch, I know when your birthday is.

24 days after mine.

Get as stoned as possible.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

You were born on the 7th September?

Cool, that's 3 months and 4 days after mine. (15th March)
Happy Birthday!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

since when is december directly after september?

silly bugger

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

December always comes after September...

Doesn't it?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

sorry what?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

15th March?

that's ten days prior to Friday!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

friday!

why that's 7 days after last friday!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

I think you mean weeks.

Fridays are always counted in weeks...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

The fuck?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Just blow the gig.

And come visit me. We shall go on the piss with all the footballers.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

alright, I'm in

will I have to wear nice shoes?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

You can wear what you like.

I'll just take you shopping beforehand anyway ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

Erm....

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

On the radio? Yes.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

The radio stuff is good

and so was series 1 on the telly.

Series two was less so, and series 3 was only a little bit good in one episode. :(

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

The League of Gentlemen TV Shows went the same way.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Yes, you're right.

The first series was brilliant, the others just went downhill.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

Was Apocalypse good?

I recorded it when it was on telly at Christmas but haven't watched it yet.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

It's all personal opinion innit?

But I saw it in the cinema and chuckled. Once.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

same here :)

*must make the time*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

Rawr

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

Hello :)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

overrated...but can be funny

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

nope.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

What?

Oh.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

that's no moon

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

true.

but this is:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

jose jalapeno?

ON A SHHHTIIIIIICK!!!

(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

nope.

I'm with Mr Scaramanga on this, they're shite.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

yeah...

*sad face*

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

Nmmmmmm

Clicky

(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

woosome!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

nice!

he appears to have the ramp from Knightrider.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

bwaaaaaaawp..beep

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

again, not really sure why

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

This

Is an example of the reasons I come to B3ta.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

is that a good thing?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

Depends.

How much cash have you got on you?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

I've got a quarter on my cock

does that help?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

money.

not inches.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

I was talking about pounds of camembert

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

*hush my mouth*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

I've got 5€ on your cock

at 3-1. Best I could get.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

you could win

By a very short head

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

i'll take it each way.

*slaps money down*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

*takes money*

*gives it to you each way*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

argh!

O_O

*_*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

*digs in pockets*

82p

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

In that case

It's an OK thing.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

i also have

twelvety pounds in my wallet =D

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

In which case multiply the above by Woo

and lets get nekkid!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

*clothesbegone*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

Huzzah!

*lights bonfire*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

the drinks are on mink!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

they are?

*moves*
*spills drinks*

sorry

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:05, archived)

*beats up*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

stop that

you're creasing my shirt

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

*beats fists ineffectually against minks mighty scottish chest*

you beast!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

i don't know either

but my response is "yes"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

classic in our time!

woo!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

I quite like that!

/edit: tag it! TAG IT HAAAARD!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:54, archived)

The first post I see today

and it's a blinder.
Houpla.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

excellently done!

i really want to get my computer sorted at home!!
i want to do some photoshopping!
GAAAH!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

do you have the relevant skills?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

never used it before in my life.

but you have to start somewhere!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

for most people

"starting somewhere" doesn't happen after 28,000 posts on an image board. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

i have paint!

it's done me proud.
*sticks tongue out*
it's just the next step!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

*fears*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)

what needs sorting

on your home computer to enable you to photoshop?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

the computer itself is ok

but (and i have no technical knowledge) the signal from my sky magic internet box is shite and i need to save some pennies for a good wireless do-dad for the computer..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

you can get a wireless card for shitpence

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

i did have one but i didn't do the trick.

the man in the shop said you could get something to route the signal through the electical circuit in the house!
i'm going to get one of those when i get some dosh.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

That works well.

But the least expensive option is go to Maplins and get 20 metres of cat5e cable and just hook it up. fuck the wireless if it is a pain and if a lead costing a £10 will work until you get a better option then that should be fine.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

i shall look into it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

why?

don't you have to wash the dishes when you're home?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

nope!

just stick 'em in the bin.
i love paper plates.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

This looks what it would be like if phone companies could make good adverts

woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

oh you

*blush*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

very good...

(

glubglub should be working on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

excellent

*urinates*

(

fuscous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

smashing work Minkster

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

cheers freebs

how's yourself matey jim?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

This is excellent.

Clicky click.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

Tag that.

It's oddly soothing to my senses.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:06, archived)

Very nice

Makes me think of Magritte a bit. Not that it's derivative or owt.

(

JimM, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

Star Wars: a phantom menace

surely

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)

Haven't seen it

Not convinced it really exists

(

JimM, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)

Crikey!

That's a cracker!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

Top work, sir

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

correct

also

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)

that is top class!

woo!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

chilli sauce

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

Yay for (ke)Barbapapa!

/edit: I just got an email from a miss McCann

Re: last night

Just one small strip 10 minutes before the fun starts, and the Magic begins!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

a strip of what?

beef?
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

She doesn't say

but I'm guessing beef, yes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)

beef curtains.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

that reminds me of blobby

:)

Also I am home alone and bored - anyone know anything fun to do around the house?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

too sore to wank anymore then?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

I do idodododod

As an unemployed bum you have to be quite creative.

Checklist:

Rollup fags
Sleep til noon
b3ta
stroke the cat
wear pants, nothing else

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

I would usually just be getting out of bed now(ish)

but stupid flatmate had to order some vinyl that doesnt fit through the letterbox
Dont smoke
dont have any pets here :(
my house is freezing - clothes are required

I did manage to draw a stickman in gimp tho

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

*collect dole

:-P

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)

take off all of the couch cushions and build them into a standing structure (not a pile)

stand on a table or a chair then jump onto the top of the cushions. Repeat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

Yes this is good

i once spent an afternoon working out if the cube/poof/cat display unit was foam all the way down, it turns out yes. It IS foam all the way down.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

or use them to build a fort

and fill it with crisps and snacks

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

also good.

I found that the above was fun because I built a fort, then found that jumping on said fort was actually a bit more fun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)

Our sofas are a pile of gay - no cushions :(

But that sounds like a fun idea

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

hmmm

do you have thread and some heman/star wars figures? If so, attach thread to high things like curtain rails and attach other ends of threads to lower things like door handles or door stop. Then tie, for example, he-man's wrists with a piece of thread so he is able to hang from the long piece. Death slides!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)

hahaha

again sounds like fun - but I am still in uni haus
so theres no old childhood stuff lying around
Ive just got 2 NES's that dont really work anymore

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

play Skate or Die

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

I dont have that

And 90% of the games die halfway through playing gets really frustrating
Duck Hunt and gradius are always fun tho

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

And we are going to need pictures if he does this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)

Mine are sewn to the couch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

Throw your gay couch out of the window

and see what happens next

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)

It would end up with this lot

www.flickr.com/photos/24625360@N04/2360659879/

www.flickr.com/photos/24625360@N04/2360659099/

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

Film your couch landing on one of your broken NESes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

You just wanna see a couch land on something

Don't you?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Yep

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

good enough

youtube.com/watch?v=fsZ4M8iXp28

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

\o/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

elizabethan.org/compendium/50.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

oooo

Chaucer

Havnt read that in a while

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

I was thinking more along the lines of

Disciplining your servants. Always a favourite in our household.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

I think I might get some

tradesmen in to show you their wares

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

^_^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)

Hahaha!

Wonderful

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

That's mighty crazy.

*clicks*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

Thread deletion?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

DON'T

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

hahaha!!!

slice 'em!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

Hahaha!

Yummy!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

It seams she's got it all planned out...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

very woosomely done

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

stoney faced harridan

nice one.

harridan is used as a description purely because i've never used it before.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

Needs more Peppers

but nicely done all the same

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

Hillary, uh-huh Hillary

Nicely.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

Brillitastic!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

haw!

i've never heard of a sculptor's strike before, but i imagine this would be the cause of the first ever... woo

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

But can you name all of the presidents on it

without looking it up?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:08, archived)

i'll just dig this out for the compo...

(

glubglub should be working on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

he won't let anybody else touch them!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

Kill me now if you wish but know that I had to do it.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)

*kills*

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

Oh Danny boooooooy

Your dad, he's mad and caaaalliiiing
From room to room and down the mountainside

fuck it, I'm going to rewrite this for the Shining and make some poor person sing it at my funeral.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)

Daniel O'Donnell?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

He's in his 50s at least.

I plan on not dying for some time.

Just for that lack of confidence YOU can sing it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

nah, I probably won't be poor

but if you book me in advance and pay my fees, I'll be happy to do it, and I'll even try not to wank over your open coffin.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)

You'll do it for free

and you'll cry.

Otherwise I'll haunt you in bad ways. BAD ways.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

nah.

I don't do favours for dead folks. You can pay me, it's not like you'll need the money when you're dead. If I promise to make a plaster cast of your corpse, make a latex doll from it and abuse it nightly, will you pay me?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

they already sell them

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)

They should do Captain realdolls.

I'd buy one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

they do

i've got one

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

Can I borrow it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

you might have to steep it in some Milton for a while.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

To be fair, he'll get it back in worse condition.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

to be fair, i doubt it

and if you're just going to mess it up then no, you can't borrow it

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

But I want to take confusing photos with it.

Send them in to Escort.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)

promise to clean it

and not burst it?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:42, archived)

Promise.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

it's in the post

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

~~milton~~ weapons grade domestos

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

milton

you had a baby in the 80's aicmfp

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

oh, your speaking to me now? :)

*huggles*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

i wasn't ever not

silly boy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

I won't be around to enjoy it.

Abuse me nightly from now on and I may consider it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)

that is a fine deal.

I really should be some sort of negotiator.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

Hang on.

Have I just been had?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

nah, it's a win-win situation

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

As long as you're sure.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)

*Pounces

I'VE GOT A CRUMPET!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)

crumpets should be bigger than they are

it's a simple fact.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

At least the size of a baking tray.

Each.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

*is pounced upon*

YES YOU HAVE FOR I AM ONE.

Also please give me some of your lovely crumpet. Is it buttery and warm?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

Then i have three crumpets,

although strictly one and 2/3 cos i ate one and most of another

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)

Ohhhh please.

I'll settle for a pikelet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

pikelet?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)

Sort of like a crumpet

except shaped a bit like a twinkie. Or almond finger.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

i see

well i ate them all now

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

Naughty, you're going to be in trouble.

Oh, did you leave some for lady?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

only all the hot ones i'd toasted

there's plenty in the cupboard

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

why are girls referred to as "crumpet"?

I have looked at vaginas and breasts at different angles, but none seem to look like crumpets.

Is it just the warm butteriness?

Edit: thank you for clarifying things for me. I'm going to go with the "holes" explanation as I find it most humourous.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)

Because the best bit about both is the holes.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

We like eating them!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)

Because they're warm and soft and nice to eat?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

Warm, buttery niceness.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

Yes and slight saltyness

also what's good about crumpets is the little holes. so, yeah.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

jynx

EVERYONE

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

*licks arm*

having just done that I can safely say I taste of cocoa butter.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)

nom nom nom

I sort of want another one, but the missus loves them and we'll run out if i nosh them all now. Cruel cruel bakery fate

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

Aye, I wouldn't eat all of them.

Wrath would ensue, I imagine.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

yeah

not after the whole chocolate biscuit episode last week.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha you blesspot.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

She beats me with a bag of oranges so the bruises don't show

actually it was worse than that, she just looked sad and disappointed.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

Oooooooh harsh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)

fair

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

You need to go shopping and then gorge.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

am unemployed

cannot afford extra goodies

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

because they're both lovely when smothered in Marmite

/has said too much

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)

Incorrect

smearing marmite or any other brown subtance around the genitals or anus has the unfortunate effect of making it look like your partner has shit themselves.

So I've heard......

EDIT: I got the wrong end of the stick here but that piece of information still stands so, meh...

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)

do it in the dark then

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

I have too

I'm fucking ugly

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

welcome to B3ta

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

group hug

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

AHEM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

Ha!

I was just joshing, I'm average but I make up for it by being really good in bed. I have a piece of paper from a French woman that says so.

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

babelfish is shit

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)

especially with capers

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

a French Letter?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)

present company excluded, of course

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

That's better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

*still riding into the sunset, Bernie Clifton-style*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:44, archived)

You keep going, you might get there by the time sunset kicks in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

Unfortunate?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

I was talking about all over,

They lie there like a giant Twiglet. What's not to like about that?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

Yeah I got that on the second reading

and I agree, that would be good!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

I used to use white chocolate

but had to stop when she kept saying 'The Milky bars are on me'!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)

pfft

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

sexy sexy sexy

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

"genitals or anus"

But which is better? There's only one way to find out....

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Marm-fucking-mite?

You're sick dude!
!SICK!
:P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)

Marmite is wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

strumpet / crumpet!

/cockernee blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)

thanks for clarifying

now what the fuck does "strumpet" actually mean?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)

I always think it's the same thing as a wench.

Curvaceous, mischievous young woman. Landlord's daughter *sings* etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)

*rubs thighs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)

I bet I'm wrong.

It's always what it's meant to me though. But she's got to be about a size 14 or over, you can't have a thin strumpet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

i will burst if there's anymore talk of buxomness

hush

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

Buxom's an ace word.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)

strumpet
c.1327, of uncertain origin. One theory connects it with L. stuprata, fem. pp. of stuprare "have illicit sexual relations with," or L.L. strupum "dishonor, violation." Others suggest M.Du. strompe "a stocking," or strompen "to stride, to stalk" (as a prostitute might a customer). The major sources don't seem to give much preference to any of these. Weekley notes "Gregory's Chronicle (c.1450) has streppett in same sense." In 18c.-early 19c., often abbreviated as strum and also used as a v., which led to some odd dictionary entries:

TO STRUM: to have carnal knowledge of a woman, also to play badly on the harpsichord or any other stringed instrument. [Capt. Francis Grose, "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue," 1796]

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)

haha

so "slag" in layman's terms.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:53, archived)

now you have it sir!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)

rofl

nice one.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

LOLJOHNNY! FTW.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)

Ear Cataracts?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)

FEAR CATARACTS?

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

yes

yes i do

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

Hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)

I really do like this.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)

i dont get it!

im just scared by it.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)

Just had my holiday snaps developed...

...and for the third year running every single one of them has an image of Terry Wogan shitting on an onion.

Can anyone please explain?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)

You need to wash the lense.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)

hehehe

you seem to have a mini terry infestation on your camera lense.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

because you stalk him?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

Terry Wogan is your wife

you have been married for 17 years, and every time is the same story.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

but why does wogan have a handbag
and a distinct lack of hands?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

They're in the handbag.

That's why it's a handbag.

I reckon.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

that makes sense

but can you explain his upwardly pointing breasts?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)

No.

No I cannot.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)

Reverse gravity

caused by his pacemaker

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)

I thought perhaps

that at the moment the photo was taken, he was moving sharply downwards. But your explanation is more plausible.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)

you make a valid point

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)

I can't explain,

but whatever you do, don't anger him.

and have a gently confused woo for your wogan/onion too.

edit/ very reevesian, never a bad thing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

Why does that still have a getty images tag?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

LOL..very funny

look how happy he looks when he poos

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)

I think Science needs to look into this phenomenon.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)

hahahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)

Thank you all for your helpful advice.

I may write to the BBC and ask for their opinion.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)

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