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paid about 5 pounds for it once

(battalion PooFighters, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

*checks calendar*

*sees it isn't Tuesday*
*is confused*

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Joliet, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

School holidays?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Ah!

I suppose it has it's hidden blessings. Because the quality of posts have been so poor in here I've actually got some work done today, increasing work rate by 100%

*employee of the week!*

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Joliet, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Not officially.

They were 2 weeks ago.

Though for some odd reason my old skool have this week and next off for Easter.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm not a gambling man, so I don't want tibet I can afford this offer

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

That's a nepalling pun

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

but what can a Katmandu?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

im going to bhutan down the hatches

if this continues

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Lucknow, we'll have none of that :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

Kenya not allow a bit?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

that was a serious Punjab

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

Norway, we're just getting started!

we're just getting started! Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

I cannot Ghana any enthusiasm for this

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

really? Just you Kuwait till we get going.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

*coughs* sorry some Qatar stuck in my throat

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

Oman, is this still going on?!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

You wouldn't belize it

...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yeman I believe it!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

Vat I can ci...ty

*epic fail*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

please leave

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

*cries*

I can't help it if I feel the need to mention the pope/ things to do with the pope on a regular basis!

Plus I'm a woman, therefore I am bad at life.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)

You can make a donation if you like?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)

Would rather take one...

ifyerknowwhatImean.

*voms a little at self*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)

I have no idea what you mean.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

Prob'ly for the best.

Popey would not be impressed with my foul mind.

*sighs*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

she would rather take a donation than make one

she's being a dirty little puppy

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

Pfft

~~puppy~~

Kitten.

Always kitten.

*glares*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

She's being a dirty little kitten always kitten

*glares back*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)

Oh, you're on.

*clicks fingers like a black chick*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

I've gone off the edge of the board! AAAAARRGGHHH!!!!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)

Serves you right.

Om nom nom this tinfoil tastes lully.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)

Bharain any accidents you should be ok

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Jamaica?

(pattybutty and chips, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Turks and Caicos

rofl

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

no, she went on a Tuesday

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

Ah Goa..n you've nothing to lose

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Gambling ham.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)

fuck the tits of the ham

and now my pizza is done, so adios

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Nah, it's gonna cost you

That's right, ALL the tea in China

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

wow

Tibet looks a bit like Berkshire

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

bit hillier...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

And yet there are no

"Free Berkshire" protesters, are there?

Bloody racists.

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Thinker, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

if the people of berkshire want self-rule

they're welcome to it!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

my first animation - sorry it's siht :P

netropolis.lineone.net

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Shitting pretzels again?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

people in third would countries

do shit in the shape of a dollar.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

they wouldn't be poor

if they did :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)

yeah

it would sell like on ebay like saint-mary-toasts!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:52, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

These are only acceptable after 11.30pm

(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

fuck off friz

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Lol

(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Stop now

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

i've got about 6 more..

i reckon that'll be me spent though

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

save them for web 4.0

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

pfft

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

Here's an idea

Make them all at once, then post them in a single thread, ideally on a completely different website?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

here's an idea

when i hang my fat wang in front of your face, you do what the fuck i say with it

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Are you Max Moseley?

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Wasn't Fat Wang in "The Replacement Killers"?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

You are truly the George Bernard Shaw of the 21st century

Long may your humbling, witty ripostes and scathing retorts continue to enlighten us.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

less with the big words, mate

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

i hope babs is in one

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mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

Who IS Babs?

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

you know that source image has dissappeared from the internet?

i don't know where to get it, i think i have it on my pc at home in blighty but that's no use

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

i hope she is ok

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mongychops, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

LOL

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Fuck off you yellow cunt

see what I did there?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

yes i do see

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

Reminds me of the classic line from Biffa Bacon: "Reet that's it! I'm gonna tek you upstairs and wash your dorty mooth out wi' a hammer!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Have my never-before-seen woo!

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

wasted on shite

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

I have been very much enjoying this bandwagon in its entirety.

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

There's a time and a place

the place is here, but the time ain't now.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

I say we grease this rat fuckin' son of a bitch right now.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

_zomg?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

Luckily, I was insured when I ran him over

(__, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Aww. He's differently abled.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

ooooooh yes.

Those ads really have gone downhill since Vic and Bob stopped doing them....DISCUSS!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

There's nothing to discuss

youtube.com/watch?v=xaG4GxuSMdk

That was the best one, then it all went wrong.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

That face will now haunt my nightmares....

Nice one!

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Vulthoom, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

I've photographed him on a few occasions...

...and never did I meet a more smug cunt.

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

smug or snug?

...all warm and cozy on the inside

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

good spot...

...sry for teh typo

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

^this^ with bells on.

EDIT/ Not that I've met him of photographised him, but that I generally loathe him and think he's an odious, self promoting arsehole of a smug cunt...I'm sure he's a lovely guy though.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Archer

or Bloom?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

haha

you decide

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

I've attended a dinner where he was the after dinner speaker

he has a 'tradition' that when he enters the room all diners should stand up, and when he speaks there is to be complete silence,
as he is prone to pick people out for talking during his waffle and eject them.
It's not an uncommon occurence for his after dinner speaking either, apparently.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

I met him about 6 years ago...

He is also exceptionally short and kept trying it on with all my female friends. At once. When some of them weren't even legal.

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

He turned me into a newt!

(I got better though).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

burn him all the same

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

Doodle with words.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

Very nicely done!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

They sank ships with shillelaghs?

'kin 'ell

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

Those crazy Paddys!

Makes me proud to be Irish....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yay for fax!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How rare!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

I have learned my new fact for today

so thanks to you I shall sleep well tonight.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

STOP THAT!

Pot issa Lay-dee!
BEHAVE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

*grumbles*

frigginghellspoilingmyfunIwasonlybeingniceanywaymuttermuttermutter

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

SILENCE! when you're talking to me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

*narrows eyes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

'ave him, Prof!

Prof!I'll hold yer coat.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

oh there's nice!

Last time I defend YOUR honour! Why should I!? You never did! C];0D
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

I only egged on Prof

Cos I knew you would duff him up.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm a fecking PRB!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

This fact is so OLD!

where are the new one's Pat!?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Hahaha

brilliant

(ccc, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

Next up, tell us about Mongolia please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

1 in 5 men in the world are descended from Ghengis Kahn

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Surely some birds are too?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

interestingly no

he was so potent him and all of his progeny only ever have male offspring.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

Nah

must've just had gay sperm.

(They killed all the pretty little X's =[)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

Silly Face!

Birds is not Ghengisisisisisi... ooo...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

are the other 4 from Adam?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

~~Adam~~

Your mum.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

Apparently,

Robert the Bruce sent his brother with a band of cavalry over to help the Irish fight the English. Didn't do much good though, because the locals ate all their horses...apparently.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

serves them right for having horses made from potatoes!

*dodges bomb blasts*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

hahaha!

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mr spoons, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Max Mosley President of the FIA sings "Springtime for Hitla and Germany"

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

that Adolf Hitla eh... What a card

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

Indeed,

but that Winston Churchi sorted him out for sure.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

because Churchill made the sign for scissors

and Adolf made the sign for paper.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

classic image challenge entry

arf

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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

100% of fact

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Hey there Danger Boy!

How you doing? And hows the present Mrs Archie?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

all rested up and doing ok thanks fella :)

she's feeling more like her old self today, which is good :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)

Oh grand.

You need to start being careful. Move into a bungalow or something ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

hahaha, you're not the first person who has suggested this :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

He gets a lot of bad press that Hitler fella!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

MAN ALIVE, YOUR GENIUS KNOWS NO BOUNDS

Where DO you get your inspiration from

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)

I think it might be from Max Mosley being a Nazi :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

I thought that was OSWALD Mosley?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

Max Mosley is his son.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

spang.

noob. Max Mosley has just been exposed as a Nazi loving Ho dipper.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

A whale in the Thames?

John Peels dead?
Whatever next?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

"noob" yourself, I've been here 4 days longer than you

so shove that up your balls

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

*shakes his head*

dear oh dear oh dear..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)

USE THE GEL

Visit terrible blog here for other stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I love you

/relurks

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_aa}a}aa}a}aa}a}aaa}aaaa}arrrr}rrrrrRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Holey Moley thass scary!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

I HOPE YOU'RE USING THE GEL

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

yessir, YESSIR!

YESSIR!*uses gel until I bleed*

IT PUTS THE GEL ON ITS SKIN!!
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HAT-HAIR AGAIN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

It's like Simon Pegg.

On ice!

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

hahaha! IT'S A FRENZY!

A frenzy of i don't know what.

*clicky*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Ahh Okay okay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

And what if I don't?

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ClanSoul, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

OH GOD

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Good lord!

Is that what happens you your teeth if you don't?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

WHY LORD, WHY?

WHY WON'T THEY USE THE GEL?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

YOU ARE WORRYING ME

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

OH GOD!

JUST USE THE DAMN GEL, OK!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

haha!

SHE IS WEARING THE SHOES.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

Fair point

don't want to spread MRSA...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Putting the arr back in diarrhea

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Are you, by any chance,

bored out of your tiny little skull?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

I am

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Why not kill your boredom

by posting dozens of visual puns?

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

Are you suggesting that I should stop?

Okay then, I was just having a bit of fun ;(

*stops*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

I didn't suggest it.

I just implied it. ;)

Please don't stop. It helps move the other crap off the bottom of the page.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

That'd be my crap then?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

that wouldn only make more more bored.

I think I'll probably just start drinking early -- or quit my job.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

Here's a plan:

Go down the pub for 2 hours odd each lunchtime. If you're not sacked then at least it'll make the afternoons more fun.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

it's a good idea

but it doesn't help me right at this moment because I've already taken my lunch...

I thionk it's time to dust the dust off the old CV and go whoring for another job.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

me too.. have a crap pun.. here's Big Bard

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

DOAP

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

Aaargh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

*bokes*

that's from...
isn't it?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

from what?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

she of the tub?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

O I C

I haven't bother looking at that site...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

haha

'the lady of the tub'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

www.ceebeebees.co.uk

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yes.

Sorry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

Don't be sorry...

you're the one that will have had to take it out of the original...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

Tensafiriffic!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

is that a technical term?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)

My cat currently has the shits

You're on a one-man mission today. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

I thought that the first one was quite good.

The Celine Dion one.

It's quiet here today.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

hahaha!

*voms*
haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

PIRATE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Phwoar

That gets my peg-leg standing to attention.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

Is he a pirate of the seven tubs?

the url in your sig doesn't seem to be working

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

I noticed that too

I think it's a fake error page and he's farming our IP's for some nefarious purpose.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Well, I'm not at home now, so...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

My server fell over - I'll sort it out at some point.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

crap

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

yo ho ho and a tub of rum!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

Izza wakka tikka wikka tiem

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Ninj, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

beat it like it owes you money....

buffing his little happy lamp..;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

perv

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Put those away!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Stop spying on me ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

Get ya stinking paws off me

ya filthy ape

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

I like the sound of your eyes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

what does your nose smell like

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

purple

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

I did that with milla jovovich's eyes, years ago

but I can't find it, so pretend I'm posting it here.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

OK, I'm going to pretend that I like it

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

thanks.

it was, i assure you.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

I'm going to pretend I'm sure it was

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

I'm going to pretend that you're pretending that you're sure it was.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'm going to pretend that I have something witty to respond with

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

Haha

no matter what angle I view this from it seems like he's looking at my left breast.

Win... or something.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

I think it's clear that we are all looking at your left breast now.

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Fair enough

it is the bigger one.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

It's not an obvious difference...

I just think it looks a teeeeny bit more confident.

I'm female, I notice things like this on my body ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

I heard it was in correlation with whether you're left or right handed

something to do with blood flow.

Or maybe my flatmate was lying. She does that sometimes, especially to me.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

this isn't even her hat that she wears

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

No, it was MINE!

it was MINE! Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

LIES

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

S Club can't even play any instruments!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Yeah it's Something like that

All women have slightly asymmetrical baps.

:-)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

I refuse to be convinced as to the validity of this statement

until money has been expended to scientifically test it ... by which I mean I should be paid to grope all women.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

'lo Prof

I am left handed and my left nork is bigger than my right nork so you can tick me off the list.
Trust me on this ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Oh weird

Mine's the other way round...

*disproves rule*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

Photos or not true.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

pffft

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Hahaha

If only you had my photobucket password...

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

You were my favourite in the A-team . . .

*passes tissue* and you can keep it!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

have you been eating tissue again?

TISSUE - the food that wipes your botty for you.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

no, Face wondered if she could borrow one . . .

Face wondered if she could borrow one . . .but I don't want it back she can keep it . . . unless . . . _{. . .}
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

*sighs*

but you 'passed' it ... which can be taken out of context to have another meaning.

*sigh*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

Yum, girl snot.

Hmm???

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

err . . . yeah

I just noticed that my (well JJ's) Pirate girl has a bigger left nork than right . . . Is that you?
oh I give up!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha

hardly the most accurate representation of the female form is it?

The tiny nose is about right in my case though.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Are you a nurse?

Ives reckons there's no nice nurses in Portsmouth . . .
*taps nose*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

Not old enough :-D

I do know a couple of nice nurses in the area though!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

I'm sure I've seen teen nurses on the intarwheb . . .

C];0)

/not really a perv but happily married ashally
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

You keep telling yourself that...

;-)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)

no, really!

really!I'm a happilly married perv . . . oh BUMS!
D'oh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

Thank you

but not even close.

*grins*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

are you perchance a Fat and cuddly elephant then?
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

again

not even close.

Resorting to the 'PROVE IT' tactic does not work.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

PROVE IT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

Aww

really aww.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

PROVE IT!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)

^_^

Maybe for my 1000.

*thinks*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

*also thinks*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

Just depends what I could change to make a work friendly version...

Ideas please =]

Reward of NSFW version maybe?
*bribes with nudity*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Obviously no one wants it...

oh well =]

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

Putting the ape back in canapé.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

That's not just any monkey that an M&S crouton monkey!

woo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

It's not a monkey at all.

It's an ape./

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

*runs from the Librarian*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

The librarian is an ape.

all librarians are apes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

but not all apes are librarians.

Some work in call centres.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

putting the monkey back in

vol-au-vent

If you will.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Could have been a

cr-ape

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

*considers*

*discards*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Marmotlade?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Guacamole?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Chimpolatas?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Stoast?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Lemurn Curd?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

mandrill?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

What, just a mandrill?

On a cocktail stick?
As an entrée?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

Monkiwi?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Gibbonana?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Merengue Otang!

ftw!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Rhesus Pieces?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

*applauds*

*asplodes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Oooof!

Meanwhile: lemonape?

(Oh, and: 'Noon, all. Where're my manners today?)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

BIG MACcaque

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

tamarind.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)

chimps and dips?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

KEBABoon

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

Wow

never realised how dirty that word is before.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Not as rude as cuntingbuggeryflaps though

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

That doesn't really sound very rude...

Too many suffixes?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Such crudité.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

Really is a shame

that it's not 'vole-au-vent'

:-(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

See also: "Putting the lima back into beans"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

Why is this so cute? ^_^

Afterning board

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

if he were a chef he'd be a griller...

woops

(

The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

The unintelligent upper facial hair of a common honey producing insect.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

*SPANG!*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

mmm tasty, scrapes barrel...

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Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

pffft....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

for my money the single greatest artist recording on English soil at the moment

I urge everyone to have a listen cos he's magic

www.myspace.com/frankturner

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Why is there a link to myspace?

Am I not already on Myspace?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

I think the most likely reason

is that he clicked on the address in his browser, copied the text and then pasted it into the text box when making the post. Also 'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

You ain't in muddy funstering Kansas any more, Dorothy you ho.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Maybe I am

http://www.myspace.com/kansas

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

http://www.myspace.com/dorothy

.finds it even funnier after checking the target URL.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

touché!

it's amazing what turns up on myspace.

edit:haha, did you not realise the first time?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

good mighty christ i fell for both of them

this is going to be a bad day

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You spazzer ;)

I saw them purple so avoided them :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

i've made firebox stop saving links so i fall for these all the time

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

That is a very silly thing to do when

I Love Horses exists.

I tend to hover over any link though and look in the bottom corner to see what it links to :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

i do just fucking love horses me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

This is not the band you are looking for.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Yay for arting!

Have this what I did - I've reworked this image more times than rock bands have Patsy Kensit, but here's the latest anyway - an attempt at NIN/Sevening it:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

Very nice!

Talking of Patsy Kensit, I saw Blame it on the Bellboy again the other night :)

What a great film!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

Thanks!

I don't know the fillum of which you speak - should I check it out?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Yeah,

It has Dudley Moore in it, so it is quite obviously great :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

NINing? Nine Inch Nailing?

no one deserves that...

this is lovely though

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

Cheers!

You know Trent Reznor did the credits and music for Seven?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

i didn't actually

the thing is trent is a genius and i'll not detract from that at all. as a composer and a producer i rank him very highly. however, as a musician i find him interminably dull.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

Yeah I know what you mean.

But I really like the dirty industrial feel of Seven.

I got a torrent of the entire NIN back catalogue, and must say - much of it is purely doodling, and not very interesting doodling at that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Yeah he pulled that trick of...

"Trent we want a tune for this film"
"Sure, have this crappy remix I never released"

5. Profit.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

And we're definately going to hell, But we'll have all the best stories to tell

i might be going to see him on friday :D
also joe driscoll on next wednesday.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

i saw him on thursday

i've been a massive fan since Million Dead and thursday was the best I've ever seen him. You're in for a treat. The girl supporting him/new memeber of the band is incredible to. Have you heard the new album yet?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

only found out who he was on sunday

downloaded all his albums and EPs,
my favourite is either the new or campfire punkrock

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

good show

Nashville, Tennessee is one of my favourites and Outdoors Type

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

i like i dont care what you did on your gap year

absolutely brilliant title, good song

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

back in the day is the anthem of my misspent youth i think

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

i'd go more for the ballad of me and my friends :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

well yes that too

and once we were anarchists and love, ire and song for the current soundtrack

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

i have to say i think his new album is much stronger than his previous albums

its much more consistantly awesome

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

i only got it this morning

and i'm on the third listen through at the moment :)

not sure about to take you home and jet leg yet but they'll grow on me i'm sure. same way wisdom teeth did

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

Obviously because Celine Dion isn't Enlish!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

Nice stencil

but 'king hell... what a pile of wank - folk/punk/country my fecking arse! :)

Is this what 'the kids' like these days? *despairs*

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

bah!

no accounting for taste :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Actually, with the introduction of International Financial Reporting Standards

we can now account for taste through the updated GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Practise).

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Anyone who lists themselves

as Folk/Punk/Country is worth a listen in my book!

You should check this fella out though, I think he is the bestest!

www.myspace.com/barbarossauk

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

interesting

i like his influences, i'll have a listen in a bit, i've got frank's new album on at the moment

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Sweet.

I saw him supporting Howe Gelb in Blackheath a couple of years back. He was absolutely aces!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

'noon board

who is this chap, i've been on the board twice in the last few days and each time i've logged on this fellow is at the top of the page.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

He is your new God now Dave!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

he's frank turner

folk/punk/country artist late of the Hardcore band Million Dead (who were also amazing). He's a marvellous lyricist. I heartily recommend him. What was the other pic of him then?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

your draft version i think

www.b3ta.com/board/8262156#post8262207

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

haha

i see the similarity actually :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

i went to see him last night in oxford

he is ace

(

charlie?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

La terreur n'est autre chose que la justice prompte, sévère, inflexible

(Pelle ghola, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

I'll have what he's having

woo!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

a seizure??

p.s.nice

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

hello pelle!

good work thar

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

I like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

Motherfucking apes on a motherfucking plane.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

The other one is down there, behind the headrest on that chair.

No, that one over there. Yep.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

WHY WAS THE FIRST APE IN A PRISON UNIFORM?

IS IT BECAUSE YOU THINK ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Are you suggesting that Gorillas and black people are synonymous?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

I am suggesting that Gorillas require capitalisation.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

Only if they're from Gorillalia

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

I see what you're aiming at here, but it doesn't work:

you don't mind if I just say "cunt" near you? Nobody could imagine I meant you, unless they were already predisposed to think you were a cunt - even though there's a historical precedent of people calling you a cunt and it's hard to see what other reason I would have for saying it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

But suggesting that I put a gorilla in a prison uniform because I think that black people are criminals is stretching things a little far, no?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Oh, the one who was raping Celine Dion?

No, that was fine.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

With this one I guess there is an argument,

but I just chose Samuel L Jackson because he is the lead.

I was already doing 'apes' and I wanted to do 'Apes on a motherfucking plane' and chose this source.

It is easier to blend the face, but the truth is that I couldn't find another image which would work. Just seaming some apes into the plane would suck.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

"I'm not a racist, because racism is a crime. And only black people commit crime."

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

oh dear

That's a nasty case of capslockitus

you need to shift it

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

Someone get these motherfucking wolves out of this motherfucking throne room.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

LACIST!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

laugh out loud

bring on the politically correct brigade

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

MURDER!

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

i thought for a moment that he was on fire

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

hehe.. my skills of animating fire are worse than my attempts at blood..

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

no i wan't having a dig

it's just that horrific tie

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

ah.. i see.. and indeedy..

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

have you never

had a cat light your face?

They have matches for teeth and petrol spit.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

yay! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

haha..

DangerFingerMouse

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Ah yes, Fingermouse

back when childrens tv was cheap and innocent. Apart from Noseybonk, who I used to hide behind the sofa from.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

*Googles*

Argh. Argh. I remember that thing, now.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

You do know he's back

to haunt your dreams?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

There's a clip of Noseybonk on the most recent newsletter

The horror

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

had no idea either until I googled it too...

what a weird fecker he was.....

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

I was waiting for that to anima....

Oh Fuck it did!

Noon Board

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

hehehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

bored bored bored.......................

have a reverse ad slogan,,,

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WOLF .™, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

Pfft.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

Slightly salted...nahhhh

Unsalted is the very thing...
Edit: But cock is better

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

that was a big cock a minute ago!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

You've said that before

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

YES I have been using MEGAd1k

it w0rks reely and w1ll for you t0o

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

cock you say?

probably NSFW

(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

NSFW

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

but its Art!

edited anyway... :)

(londoner, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

C'est ce n'est pas du berre.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

*bums embassy*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Michael Jackson

Putting the ape back in Snape.
previously

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Snape... in Suffolk?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

RAZZZZSSSM!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Not at all, I was putting the ape back in Snape.

The fact that with the tiny nose it looks like Wacko is coincidental.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

you

so lacist

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

COINCIDENTAL THAT YOU THINK MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY?

COINCIDENTAL THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO LOCK YOUR CAR DOOR WHEN A BLACK MAN WALKS BY?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Yes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Floating down the Thames?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

RINNAR!

(1.618..., Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

I am not sure about this.

I hope I am missing something and it is not just racist shite.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

maybe she has jaundice.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Don't be so quick to judge

It's been compod, so there's clearly something in it about an American Recession/Third World America.

It's not as if the compos "America, lols"

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

I assume it's hillary turning into an asian woman

in order to trump Barak's being black.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

Yep. Because of the recession, and America being a third world country... ??? profit.

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

That is what I read it as.

I think that I was far from quick to judge, I say clearly that I hope I am wrong, but it appears to suggest that if the president was an Asian then this would mean it was a third world nation?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

I took it to mean

that when the US goes through the recession the Chinese will take power. Y'know, due to their being the superpower in waiting etc. I don't think it was racist, more stereotyped but with a good reason to portray in a quick way the chinese-ness of her.

I'm giving the benefit of the doubt here.

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thiswasmyclone, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

lacist!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

RIS

Please explain?

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Halk, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

LIS?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

HANS BRIX!

YOU BUSTING MA BAAAHLS!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

Harrow!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

so ronery

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

Me so solly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

slightly related to compo

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

oh god, if only!

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

1-2-3 click

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The Tig and me, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

;)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

click click click c_kick

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

haha superb!

/click

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

hahaha!

this wins everything! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

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